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# Poor little scamp.


The saddest part of this story is that his compound had no internet access - so he would never have had the chance to see how the B3tans shopped him. The beardy fuck!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Apparently, they found him via his Sony play station account details!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaah!
*Clicks*
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# well here's how i shopped him

i like to think he's having a Chuckle right now...
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# but he was at the wedding:D
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
# You prophecised that Bin Laden would reappear in the news soon!
What are the next lottery numbers?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# 7 13 22 29 34 39
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# GmoS?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:54, archived)
#
There is his ex girl friend in 2002
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# La Belle Soeur!
haven't seen her in a while!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:04, archived)
#
She was the star of ClassMates.com during 90s :O)
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Sudden death
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Looks pretty gradual to me
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:07, archived)
# I'd say
100%, 80%, 50%, 20%.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Someone should make
A Doom game starring Ossama with this.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:21, archived)
# So are you suggesting it's faked?
As the photograph of him dead and this photo match too well - in fact a little too well.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I was thinking that too
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:54, archived)
# If it's real the things that are troubling me is that
(a) The light source and direction are exactly the same. (see the hightlights on the ear)

(b) The entire face is in the exact same contortion and rotation particularly the mouth.

(c) Finally the thing that make me believe it's a faked more than anything is that their is no difference in the beard whatsoever - I would have expect that in 10 years his beard would be more grey and that he will have least have trimmed it a bit or grown it but in these photos the beard seems to have not changed even in the slightest.


I'm calling shenanigans on this and that troubles me even more as what the fuck are the Americans doing when they have to fake Bin Laden's death and do so with an obviously dodgy photograph?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I'm sure he is dead
the photo came from a Pakastani news source, not the US
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# That would explain the fakery then
not able to get a source image they will have mocked it up.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Yes
I have made the two pic 1000x bigger and even his grey hair is exactly the same in both pics...Also the shadows, his lips,ear(look that ear) his teeth..Isn't is strange he has the same colour of skin alive an dead? Impossable...With an M16 bullet in your head you are a little bit paler as usaul...It's photoshopped, 100% sure!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# If he is dead
I'll eat my own anus
It's a conspiracy, I tells ya
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# yes it's fake


(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Certainly looks that way
I'm not into conspiracies but this image has all the hallmarks of a fake, maybe it's just coincidence but the more I look at the two images the more I'm sure the death photo has been taken from the one on the right.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:22, archived)
# either that or he's always got the same facial expression
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# The reports of my death have been greatly exagerated
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:55, archived)
# waka waka
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Osama's Mass Card
I made that bitch a mass card. Bitches love mass cards.



Click for bigger (233 kb)

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:40, archived)
# THE POPE
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# HIS ASS
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:07, archived)
# a what?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Catholic death stationary - stick it to your fridge
Italians do same thing with posters in the town square.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Happy Birthday to the words most popular gay footballer*
David Beckham

Smug Bastard or simply a total twat?

* All footballer are gay - FACT
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:22, archived)
# A smug self promotionalist who's only real talent is his looks - although I think really it's Victoria Beckham who's
the driving force behind Beckham Inc. (tm) they were made for each other a wedding made in Brand Heaven/Hell.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:26, archived)
# So he's not really a quite talented footballer, as media portrays him?
See what happens when I don't pay attention to sport!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:36, archived)
# I'm not that big a football fan although he's not that talented judging by his transfer to America
or at least he hasn't prove to be when we came to rely upon him during previous World Cups - like most modern footballers they are paid far more than they are worth in skills the older generation like Bobby Moore, George Best etc were talented footballers. That makes me sound old I'm not that old but in fairness the value placed on Beckham's skills are truly overrated. I'm not a hater of the Beckham's just like the Royal Family my opinion is "Meh!"
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Not that talented?
Not now of course, he's at the end of his career. I'm not a fan of David Beckham the media whorepersonality, but I have to acknowledge the game against Greece which he won pretty much single-handedly to enable us to get to the World Cup Finals in 2002.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Please don't back me into a corner regarding the Beckhams I don't know enough about his football career
I was just throwing around my ill-informed personal dislike of him and his wife's media whorage, well it's more of a double edged sword really as the media love to whore this couple.

forgive me my intrusion into the realm of football I know how sensitive you men are about it.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:26, archived)
# George Best
went to America too, did that make him "not that talented"?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# No but he was liked in America.
From what I've seen Beckham isn't too popular with the fans.

ffs what is it with all the Beckham lovers here?

/damn I hate discussing football
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:31, archived)
# no his real talent is being a bloody good footballer
everything else is a bonus...the jammy cunt
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:53, archived)
# this
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:58, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Sorry Prodge,
But wrong tense. 'Was' a bloody good footballer.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# is he going to eat ALL of those fish fingers?
cause i've not had my breakfast yet
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:29, archived)
# I searched for Beckham eating and Beckham Drinking
and all I got was Coffee and Fish Fingers.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# i was thinking this
he's even got a wedge of lemon. how sophisticated :)
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT ME....
It is my birthday today...
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Burial at sea
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Happy birthday, Lily!
I don't think you're annoying, even if you are from Laaaarndaaarn.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Hang, on... I am just knocking one out for you...
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:52, archived)
# I'd rather pump you sister

happy birthday
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# There you go.... Something to put you off your breakfast..
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:22, archived)
# :)
I like the one of me on stage, showing off my cute bottom.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
#
cute bottom Fat Arse!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Have you quit compoing everything, then?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
#
I like the image joins.
Clicks.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Is that another word for seams?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 15:56, archived)
#
No.
Couldn't think of what it's called.
where the 2 images overlap with the 'hidden' image.
It's very good, do like these of yours.
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 1:28, archived)
# None of the nursery then?
(, Wed 4 May 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Happy birthday
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Oh. I thought he'd died too for a moment.

morning ;)
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# ^ Wishful thinking

* FOOTYLOLS
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Usama Bin Landen
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Unsama Unladen
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Usma Bladen
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:01, archived)
# hahahaha, you never saw the pair of them in the same room
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:03, archived)
# i found this and think it should win the war on terror
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Is it too soon to shout TOO SOON?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:16, archived)
# it too soon to ask if it's too soon to ask if it's too soon to shout TOO SOON?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
# To soon...
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:22, archived)
# It's time to invent some conspiracy theories!
any ideas?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:29, archived)
# WIFF DA ANGLES NOW, GOD BLES U, RIP U WITH MIKEL JACKSON IN HEAVAN BLODDY FORENERS
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Wiv da sharks now, foreva in our seas
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Wif da virgins now
*edit*
I just had a chilling thought.
Where do all these heavenly virgins for martyrs come from? It's very rare nowadays to die a virgin unless you're under 10, stillborn or an Internet Troll.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:08, archived)
# apparently the navy seals threw his body overboard in a bin-bag
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:18, archived)
# I'm not sure there is a specific mention of *human* virgins
so unless I'm mistaken, there could be piglets and alpacas
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:18, archived)
# That aspirin is for me !
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:42, archived)
# how pleasant
it's a good job that "death" photo was fake
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:53, archived)
# That's also my idea
if you look closer you can see it's shopped...I think PS CS 5...
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:56, archived)
# no, his face has been stuck in that position for the last six years
after he pulled it and the wind changed
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Happy Martyr's day!
Photobucket

[edit: now not visible from space]
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Osama?
Osama?! OSAMAAAAAAAA!!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:24, archived)
# male virgins
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Virgin cactii
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
#




(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Birthers?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:28, archived)
# people who think Obama isn't American
and was born in Kenya. and is therefore a Muslim.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:30, archived)
# so that's what we're calling racists now?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Possibly....
Actually, a surprising number of them are African Americans, who don't think he's black enough.

It's like an anti-black and anti-white racist love-in
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Oh, Native Americans

(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Birthers?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:29, archived)
# do you people not watch Russel Howards Good News?
no?
me neither
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Oh birthers, lovely birthers
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Barack Obama's father
was born in Honolulu?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:11, archived)
# I told him not to wear THAT hat!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Today, I will be avoiding international media wherever possible
Last week was bad enough, just had to avoid the British news.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:22, archived)
# It's the dancing and cheering in the streets
If this is what Osama encourages imagine what will happen when Thatcher is finally brought to justice
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:25, archived)
# If this is where democracy is headed, count me out
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:42, archived)
# Make a change!
Yes to AV!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:28, archived)
#
hahahahahaha
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:07, archived)
# wif da angels
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Prince of R harts
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Roll on down the hill
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 7:19, archived)
# Choked on a bit of pork sausage
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 7:30, archived)
# pics or it didn't happen
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 7:52, archived)
# I would...
hold out for more than just pics, if I was you!

nerdtrek.com/osama-bin-ladins-death-faked/

It looks like a very bad pearoast from a b3ta image challenge. You might want to check that this rumour wasn't accidentally started by the Daily Mail or something...
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# That's a fake photo from 2009.
Nothing to do with what just happened, just a hoax that went around back then. Don't put your conspiracy hat on until the new ones come out.

Still, typical that the press would take the first photo that came up after googling 'Osama body photo' without finding out from where and when the image came.
(, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Phnarrrrrr.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:21, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 7:32, archived)
# Rip in ar harts
he was a tru ledgend :(
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 7:33, archived)
# haha, dust in the wind!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Hahahaha,
Made me laugh, you bastard!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Bahahhhahhhahhhhhahhh
WOOYAYHOOPLA.....OH GO ON THEN panowie!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Yes.
(, Thu 5 May 2011, 6:12, archived)
# Good riddance asshole! Time to cash in.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:44, archived)
# The sad part is, he had more brains than the previous president.
badum tish.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:50, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:05, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:50, archived)
# chortles
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:09, archived)
# My predictions :
The soldier who killed him is going to be paraded as a great American hero, shiny medals, meeting the President, etc.
There'll be a few reprisal attacks.
Rumours that it wasn't him or he'd been dead for years.
The US govt needing to find an urgent replacement as a tangible bogeyman.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:11, archived)
# And we haven't heard much from Amy Winehouse lately...
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:13, archived)
# Rumours?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:31, archived)
# Either way, Obama just scored one over his opponents
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:42, archived)
# Going to bed. Not responding
See, all better Sea Tramp.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:46, archived)
# Have a good rest, mate. Speak to ya soon.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 7:05, archived)
# Does that mean Maddy is still winning?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:14, archived)
# How dare you draw attention away from the Queen of all our Hearts.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:21, archived)
# Sorry about that...
Lets hope that Henry Cooper is still punching the fuck out of Bin Laden in the after life...

Good Night Henry :(
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:29, archived)
# That's better.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:59, archived)
# No, Shergar is still out in front
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# They only found him because he put his address in his PSN account
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:54, archived)
# and was using an iPhone
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:56, archived)
# hahahahahahaha I love you a wee bit more :)
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 8:29, archived)
# b3ta news: informing me first of all the big news since 1511
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 7:04, archived)
# CAT STEVENS IS DEAD
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 7:09, archived)
# 4EVA IN R HARTZ YUSUF :((
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 7:30, archived)
# WOT NOW?
First that Purple Rain chap Prince marries that Kate Moss out of EastEnders or something and then you tell me Cat Stevens is dead... I can't keep up.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 7:58, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Not so sure...
Maddie could still win.

And I think the fritzels are the current title holders...
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Osama Bin Dun for sure this time
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:35, archived)
# Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:37, archived)
# "Call this 76 virgins? Frankly, Allah, I'm not very impressed."
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:46, archived)
# The yanks seem nauseatingly smug about this...
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:52, archived)
# Are you watching the footage of fucking morons gathering outside the White House making devil signs, waving beer cans around, poking their tongues out and chanting 'U! S! A!"
It looks really similar to footage of politically sensitive funerals in the middle east. Only without the dignity.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:58, archived)
# Does it hurt?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:03, archived)
# No. It just makes me feel sad.
I don't rejoice when villains are killed, but I do rejoice when villains are captured and put on trial.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:06, archived)
# Well I'm fucking rejoicing!!! Save your blues for people who deseve it.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:13, archived)
# Rejoicing what exactly?
This guy was more or less dead already anyway.
Those people in front of the White House are simpletons.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:18, archived)
# I like the guy holding the sign that says "WE GOT RID OF TRASH BIN LADEN"
well done buddy, well done.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:21, archived)
# You're the fucking simpleton and a bit of a douche I might add. Those people were traumatized ten years ago.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:23, archived)
# No they weren't.
Looks like most of them were not even teenagers at the time.
Your puerile reply suggests you weren't even born yet.
But go on, grab a can and have a bit of jingoist fun if you like.
Just don't expect the rest of us to not find it a bit embarrassing.
I mean it's been ten years after all....
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:47, archived)
# Why on earth are you rejoicing in the death of a criminal on a UK-based website mainly dedicated to funny pictures?
Go outside, whoop it up, high-five your neighbour.
We'll still be here for you tomorrow.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:21, archived)
# That's true. I just happened to be on when the news broke.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:26, archived)
# Celebrate somewhere, if you want .
But please don't censure us lot. We're us. You know what we're like.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:32, archived)
# Zombies
There's always a group with a high blood/formaldehyde level.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:04, archived)
# Yeah those...
...not good on an empty stomach
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:05, archived)
# FOX NEWS CONFRIMS USAMA BIN LANDEN IS DEAD
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:00, archived)
# In the middle of the gay shift
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:06, archived)
# The very gay shift.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:11, archived)
# Fairly self-explanatory
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Did Someone say BinLardOn?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 7:01, archived)
# Fake
No Henry Hoover
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Burn in fucking hell you cunt!!!!!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:03, archived)
# Fuck, that was quick.
You must have broadband or something.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:06, archived)
# Not quick enough
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:07, archived)
# I'd've put the vicious cunt in the dock, meself. Make the fucker answer for many things, give up some information.
But second-best'll have to do.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:19, archived)
# I'm still having trouble believing he's a real person
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:22, archived)
# Well, there are still international arrest warrants outstanding for Victor von Doom, Galactus and many more.
Put 'em on trial.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:26, archived)
# U S A
U S A
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:18, archived)
# First a lovely wedding and now a grand funeral. What a weekend!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:23, archived)
# Don't rub it in. I have to live here.
FOSSIL FUEL

FOSSIL FUEL
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:31, archived)
# CORN FED BEEF
CORN FED BEEF
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:32, archived)
#
BACON AND EGGS

BACON AND EGGS

and a little coccidioidal granuloma.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:39, archived)
# Since this is going to be the next week's compo, have an oldie
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 3:49, archived)
# She's gasping with relief that the creature's eyes have finally become a bit more normal.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 3:52, archived)
# Haha.
A well timed sponge is a beautiful thing.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:00, archived)
# Thank you
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 5:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this i think it should win the compo
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 2:45, archived)
# hahahah
It should!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Yes
Yes it should.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 4:11, archived)
[challenge entry] "Well, I weel do ma best, but zere is so leetle to work weeth..."
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 1:53, archived)
# hehehehehe
Needs more funny hats
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Could've done a dozen headswaps and all sorts of stuff, fascinators and everything.
Maybe somebody will. I hope so, cos I know this pic is no more than a hint to the proper pic-makers ;)
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 2:02, archived)
# use this ugly head
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Could come in quite handy for cleaning the bog.
Mind you, I only ever do that when it starts developing its own atavistic consciousness and screams at me inchoately.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 2:34, archived)

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