The saddest part of this story is that his compound had no internet access - so he would never have had the chance to see how the B3tans shopped him. The beardy fuck!
(Hitler's BarberSoylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 2 May 2011, 10:11,
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Apparently, they found him via his Sony play station account details!
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 2 May 2011, 10:25,
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Hahahahahaah!
*Clicks*
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 2 May 2011, 10:33,
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well here's how i shopped him
i like to think he's having a Chuckle right now...
(kingsuperspecialis in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 2 May 2011, 10:40,
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(LarueJ'aime le Pâté Chinois,
Mon 2 May 2011, 10:46,
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(Wespelfried french.,
Mon 2 May 2011, 10:21,
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So are you suggesting it's faked?
As the photograph of him dead and this photo match too well - in fact a little too well.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 May 2011, 10:22,
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I was thinking that too
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 2 May 2011, 10:54,
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If it's real the things that are troubling me is that
(a) The light source and direction are exactly the same. (see the hightlights on the ear)
(b) The entire face is in the exact same contortion and rotation particularly the mouth.
(c) Finally the thing that make me believe it's a faked more than anything is that their is no difference in the beard whatsoever - I would have expect that in 10 years his beard would be more grey and that he will have least have trimmed it a bit or grown it but in these photos the beard seems to have not changed even in the slightest.
I'm calling shenanigans on this and that troubles me even more as what the fuck are the Americans doing when they have to fake Bin Laden's death and do so with an obviously dodgy photograph?
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 May 2011, 11:13,
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I'm sure he is dead
the photo came from a Pakastani news source, not the US
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 2 May 2011, 11:28,
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That would explain the fakery then
not able to get a source image they will have mocked it up.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 May 2011, 11:31,
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Yes
I have made the two pic 1000x bigger and even his grey hair is exactly the same in both pics...Also the shadows, his lips,ear(look that ear) his teeth..Isn't is strange he has the same colour of skin alive an dead? Impossable...With an M16 bullet in your head you are a little bit paler as usaul...It's photoshopped, 100% sure!
I'm not into conspiracies but this image has all the hallmarks of a fake, maybe it's just coincidence but the more I look at the two images the more I'm sure the death photo has been taken from the one on the right.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 May 2011, 11:22,
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either that or he's always got the same facial expression
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 2 May 2011, 11:30,
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The reports of my death have been greatly exagerated
I'm not that big a football fan although he's not that talented judging by his transfer to America
or at least he hasn't prove to be when we came to rely upon him during previous World Cups - like most modern footballers they are paid far more than they are worth in skills the older generation like Bobby Moore, George Best etc were talented footballers. That makes me sound old I'm not that old but in fairness the value placed on Beckham's skills are truly overrated. I'm not a hater of the Beckham's just like the Royal Family my opinion is "Meh!"
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 May 2011, 9:44,
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Not that talented?
Not now of course, he's at the end of his career. I'm not a fan of David Beckham the media whorepersonality, but I have to acknowledge the game against Greece which he won pretty much single-handedly to enable us to get to the World Cup Finals in 2002.
Please don't back me into a corner regarding the Beckhams I don't know enough about his football career
I was just throwing around my ill-informed personal dislike of him and his wife's media whorage, well it's more of a double edged sword really as the media love to whore this couple.
forgive me my intrusion into the realm of football I know how sensitive you men are about it.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 May 2011, 10:26,
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George Best
went to America too, did that make him "not that talented"?
(Kingfiisherspeaks with forked tongue,
Mon 2 May 2011, 10:30,
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No but he was liked in America.
From what I've seen Beckham isn't too popular with the fans.
ffs what is it with all the Beckham lovers here?
/damn I hate discussing football
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 2 May 2011, 10:31,
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no his real talent is being a bloody good footballer
everything else is a bonus...the jammy cunt
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 2 May 2011, 9:53,
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this
(arseboon dilbaroarseboon dilbaro,
Mon 2 May 2011, 9:58,
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(CanonCaliberA big bore,
Mon 2 May 2011, 9:06,
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Wif da virgins now
*edit* I just had a chilling thought. Where do all these heavenly virgins for martyrs come from? It's very rare nowadays to die a virgin unless you're under 10, stillborn or an Internet Troll.
(Canazzais mostly listening to Yes,
Mon 2 May 2011, 9:08,
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apparently the navy seals threw his body overboard in a bin-bag
It looks like a very bad pearoast from a b3ta image challenge. You might want to check that this rumour wasn't accidentally started by the Daily Mail or something...
Nothing to do with what just happened, just a hoax that went around back then. Don't put your conspiracy hat on until the new ones come out.
Still, typical that the press would take the first photo that came up after googling 'Osama body photo' without finding out from where and when the image came.
The soldier who killed him is going to be paraded as a great American hero, shiny medals, meeting the President, etc. There'll be a few reprisal attacks. Rumours that it wasn't him or he'd been dead for years. The US govt needing to find an urgent replacement as a tangible bogeyman.
Are you watching the footage of fucking morons gathering outside the White House making devil signs, waving beer cans around, poking their tongues out and chanting 'U! S! A!"
It looks really similar to footage of politically sensitive funerals in the middle east. Only without the dignity.
I like the guy holding the sign that says "WE GOT RID OF TRASH BIN LADEN"
well done buddy, well done.
(gronkpanhttps://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 2 May 2011, 5:21,
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You're the fucking simpleton and a bit of a douche I might add. Those people were traumatized ten years ago.
(BorisKarloffis in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 2 May 2011, 5:23,
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No they weren't.
Looks like most of them were not even teenagers at the time. Your puerile reply suggests you weren't even born yet. But go on, grab a can and have a bit of jingoist fun if you like. Just don't expect the rest of us to not find it a bit embarrassing. I mean it's been ten years after all....