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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:10, archived)
# It's good to know the necessary LSD consumption is gentle on the babies' bellies.
Cos for one thing, changing a nappy when yr tripping ain't easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 6:15, archived)
# Delightfully gauged and calibrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 6:22, archived)
# hahaha
i am so wet right now
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 7:09, archived)
# you're not the only one!
this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
# i love that
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 22 May 2011, 7:16, archived)
# actual LOL
total win to the power of 100
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 22 May 2011, 9:31, archived)
#
thailand beach LOL
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Sun 22 May 2011, 10:43, archived)
#
chirb.it/d1L595
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:19, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3rWghGSm4Y
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:25, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VblBmb-_Jkc
2:47 onwards for full on trip out
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:29, archived)
# Oldskool!
A little slower than the stuff I used to listen to. I liked a lot of what was called 'intelligent drum and bass' around that time.
I was living in London, constantly tuned into Kool FM and the other local pirates that existed back then. There were dozens of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:36, archived)
# And, in your heart of hearts, you just didn't actually like it.
And you still don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:42, archived)
# Haha ah man
you're so wrong. I fucking loved the music that was around at that time. I still have some cassettes laying around (cassettes!) of sessions that I recorded off the radio. I dug a few out last year and set up my old player, they still sounded awesome to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:53, archived)
# Aw, you called my bluff!
*NOTE TO SELF: PUT SOME SELF-AGGRANDISING BULLSHIT HERE*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 6:00, archived)
# i may have some links to some tapes i've uploaded
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 6:00, archived)
# So I re-iterate: check out Janelle Monae's record.
Which you've previously said isn't your kind of thing.
It might be. Will taking the chance bankrupt you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 6:09, archived)
# Well I gave a few of the tracks a listen
and no it really isn't my kind of thing, and it doesn't seem like the kind of music that would grow on me.
A pity because I am on the lookout for new music, I've been playing the same stuff on rotation for too long.

I think the last album I actually went as far as adding to iTunes was Boards Of Canada's Campfire Headphase, which I think is ok, but not wonderful. Only just ok, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 6:21, archived)
# My current favourite is Roky Erickson's "True Love Cast Out All Evil".
Although I admit it kinda stretches the definition of 'current' a bit, even though it's fairly new. "Newly allowed out of a maximum-security facility for the criminally insane after 30 years" would be closer to it.
Fucking great record, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 6:32, archived)
# Right, then.
Robert Wyatt's "Rock Bottom" or GTFO.
Not joking. I'm trying to save your life here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 6:55, archived)
# ah, my favouite was touchdown (94.1, keep it locked)
i had a friend send me regular tapes
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:50, archived)
# you're all on crack
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVU6w_7fBk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:37, archived)
# hah ha
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 6:00, archived)
# I've seen that a few times now.
Some parts of the video remind me of cyriac. I've ended up quite liking the song too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 6:03, archived)
# Sounds like Genesis?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 22 May 2011, 6:13, archived)
# Rather splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 May 2011, 8:58, archived)
# haha
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 22 May 2011, 9:29, archived)
# just because i found the skull earlier
smaller, as it was needlessly large
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 4:53, archived)
# Beautiful, clever and vapid.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:01, archived)
# the skull's excellent, it's made of old broken skateboards.
i really liked it, wanted to share but wasn't sure what to do with it.
maybe i'll do something else with it in the future
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:04, archived)
# Do, do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:16, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:07, archived)
# make it go away
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 22 May 2011, 7:16, archived)
# Massively freakish, yet highly enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Did every b3tard drop acid recently or what.
Yow.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 22 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Jay Cee

Does anyone else wonder how the church would react to someone claiming to be the return of JC.
My bet would be sceptism, denouncement and demands to see miracles from the church.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:53, archived)
# Jay Cee yo
Respec my tag mofos
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:54, archived)
# When I made these claims, nobody gave a toss.
Mind you, that's the 70s for ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:55, archived)
# Cocaine.
Everybody was JC for 20 minutes at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:56, archived)
# that was my thought
people who don't really care about the church would go on not caring. and the church would go ape shit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:57, archived)
# JC posts a sermon on YouTube.
"We should all learn to love each other".

Top comment: lol ur gai fag
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:59, archived)
# hah ha!
so true though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:08, archived)
# or more likely
"comments have been disabled on this video"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:11, archived)
# real, what continent are you on?
(not a snarky question, it just seems relevant)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:01, archived)
# Australasia
why do you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:09, archived)
# I ask cos sometimes I think you're English, and sometimes I think you're American.
Turns out I was totally wrong all the time!
(And, of course, my posts will be subtly altered by this knowledge)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:14, archived)
# jezuz wnts 2 beem ppl up 2 space so he cn phuk dem in der azholes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:22, archived)
# I wrote a musical about it a few years ago
The teenage girl who has the immaculate conception gets an abortion because she is scared of her parents.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:22, archived)
# It's called "unborn jesus foetus"
It didn't get picked up.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:34, archived)
# ha ha!
was the foetus resurrected?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:35, archived)
# It was preserved in formaldehyde
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:36, archived)
# They'd just ask who was leaving!
And they'd be getting out their UB40s
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:22, archived)
# pardon me, Jesus, but you seem to have a bit of updog on your chin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:47, archived)
# I say unto you, what is updog, my son?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 4:33, archived)
# surely
"i say unto you, what is up dog?"
aight
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:01, archived)
# Verily
but I said it unto you first.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:09, archived)
# whilst they mock me, take my robes and lead me away to be crucified, it shall be said
"who got da camara?"

(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:21, archived)
# i want you to have my babies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:04, archived)
# Awwww
I'm feeling the love
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 5:09, archived)
# Nazi-Pope would be telling him to "GET ON ZE TRAIN! RAUS!"
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 22 May 2011, 3:48, archived)
# "Highway to Peckham"
(Wibih, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:24, archived)
# XD


Click for bigger (255 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:03, archived)
# ECKSDEE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:17, archived)
# :D
haha you nutter , did your game sell well?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:37, archived)
# Tossed and turned upon the capricious waves, he is finally washed up upon a beach.
Lungs clear of sea-clag, he straightens up, hungry and thirsty, looks around, and asks himself: "Fuuuuuck. What now?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:40, archived)
# what am I supposed to do? I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:08, archived)
# Excellent :)
That one really works, it's like one of those 3d landscape generators
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 4:12, archived)
# sweeeeeeeeeeeeet
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# spongebob on acid
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:23, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:31, archived)
[challenge entry] She bet her looks on a game of poker... and lost.

(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:06, archived)
# How dare people who watch James Bond films sit in judgement on other people?
Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:14, archived)
#
LEAVE JOHN ALLEN ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:20, archived)
# Oh, please.
You know it takes me ages to chase shit links.
I've only ever suggested the good stuff to you. Don't respond with a dogshit handshake.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:25, archived)
# I'm shocked and offended.
The man is a god.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Hahah actually
did you know my daughter made a John Allen doll and sent it to cockweasle?
He's made at least one pic with it, it's one of those things that always gives me a fucking huge grin every single time I see it, doesn't matter what mood I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:46, archived)
# You're not shocked and you're not offended.
And I don't think there are any gods.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:46, archived)
# Yeah but
just imagine if it was true, how bad you'd feel
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:49, archived)
# Ah.
I imagine I'd feel pretty rough
And I wish I had the faintest idea what I'm typing about.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:53, archived)
# was his award for being the least likely lookalike?
Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:41, archived)
# Seemingly this guy earns a living.
What a bizarre life that must be.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:50, archived)
#

(Testicles just for you, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Some like it hot... I dont know what I mean by that.
(dandescendant , a poor imitation of a fine ming vase, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:34, archived)
# parp!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:36, archived)
# You caught him/her halfway through.
A second later, the liquid shit dribbles its way slowly down his/her legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:53, archived)
# you've changed
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Well, I had to.
I had all this liquid shit dribbling down my legs, and the beard was getting a bit itchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:02, archived)
# :(
wrongness
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:05, archived)
# I'll gladly turn back to rightness, if you wouldn't mind defining rightness for us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:06, archived)
# try the opposite
of leftness
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:35, archived)
# oh, shit
*grinds gears*
I'm afraid with me you get leftness or nothing.
Feel free to click *ignore*, if you like ignoring people.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:39, archived)
# :
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Some kind of sectarian nonsense?
Fuck knows.
One has a human heart, doesn't one. As you can see, that isn't even a question.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:02, archived)
# All my internal organs,
are hypothetical until removed and examined
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:18, archived)
# I reckon all your internal organs are fine.
Don't take my word for it, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:22, archived)
# are you not my doctor?
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:27, archived)
# I recommend a stringent regime of outdoor exercise and vegetable consumption.
And try to minimise the spliff intake.
You remain, of course, free to get a cheaper doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:33, archived)
# *demands refund*
after taking up outdoor excercise, following a long hiatus, i have suffered so many injuries.
i would've been safer laying on the sofa
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:44, archived)
# Well, real, you're welcome to pick a doctor cheaper than free.
In the meantime, I recommend warming up before you really go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:50, archived)
# an interesting proposal
i'll phone my local doctor and ask how much they'll pay to examine me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:56, archived)
# duly noted,
I will leave your fees wrapped in newpaper and dental floss in the usual dustbins
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:50, archived)
# Hahaha I like that idea
kind of like "Schrodinger's Appendix".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:56, archived)
# You've just found daytime game show gold!
Well done you.
Now flog it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:41, archived)
# beat me to it!:d
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:04, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:11, archived)
# 6pm EST comes and goes, and so does Mr Camping, what a surprise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:11, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:12, archived)
# raptors are no laughing matter
pfft

I actually got raptured a couple of hours ago, but decided to come back. Apparently wiping of the arse is frowned upon up there and they don't have any animals.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:14, archived)
# also, I'll repoastle this as it is mildly relevant what with the whole 2nd visit of jc and whatnot

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Well put :)
Some great Jesus faces there, I particularly like Determined Detective Jesus in panel 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 22 May 2011, 0:30, archived)
# up there, you have to join Gods army for a war against the devil
down here you get to have a beer, a kiss and a cuddle, pat the dog and fight zombies. On paper I have to say heaven sounds like the shitty end of the stick.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# yeh
and you'd have to fight on the same side as a bunch of fucking eunuchs, ex-popes, nuns and other general nancy-boys versus a bunch of demons, murderers, rapists etc plus all of the people in the world clever enough to be agnostic/atheist. I know who'd I'd bet on to win that fight.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# But much like the USA, they will have God on their side, and therefore cannot lose.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Doesn't seem very sporting.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:12, archived)
# was it proper rapture or serious rapture?
/ken clarke blog
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
no, no, rapture is not always rapture.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:32, archived)
# *checks clock*
apparently so
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
# ahahahahahah!
fuck it, time for bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Night luv!
We're off too, gonna watch Ghostbusters II and see if it's as bad as we remember!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:17, archived)
# i watched that a couple of weeks ago
it mostly is as bad as you remember.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Even as a child I recall thinking
'That kid's not real, it's a doll on strings, and NOW he's on a fucking trolley!' That's my over riding memory, says something right there, surely.

So, yeh, this is gonna be a good giggle!

BFN folks, xxx

*edit* child teen

Yes it was as bad as I remember, you spend the whole movie going 'When do they start busting ghosts!?' and then the stature of liberty starts walking and people start singing and it all goes a bit Spiderman 2.

Good for beered up banter, but good lord, missed the sequel bullseye by a MILE!

Time for bed...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:26, archived)
# wish i didn't have the box set :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# We watched the first one last week and all I could think through out was
FUCK they smoke a LOT don't they!?

Night luv!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Very nice mr! Happy Bugger The Religious Nutters Day!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Clever girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# arf!

And also: it's the VELOCIRAPTOR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:30, archived)
# haha!
He looks so happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:38, archived)
# That is because he is happy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# So he should, he's got a new bike!
www.b3ta.com/board/9891441
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# i warned 'im about that saddle
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMYZyUygW6Y
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:51, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:20, archived)
# I was gonna say "needs more tash"
but then I saw it's not a fixey, so all is good :)

glad he's enjoying his ride into oblivion :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Imma raptor!
Doin what I can
Til the appearance of man
Yo yo see me, livin below the soil
I'll be back but I'm coming as oil.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Sounds like the theme tune for a Saturday morning cartoon.
Slippy the Oil-Based Raptor.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:38, archived)
# "a Hanna-Barbera production"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:40, archived)
# They already did "Fred and Barney meets the Thing".
I think they've got this one.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# I thought you were joking!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIbM-sftdWA
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I wish I were. I really do.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:54, archived)
# another quality vhs rip
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:41, archived)
# It looks like it was recorded with a Sega Game Gear.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
# :D hahahahahaha
"FREE-BASEBARBERA production"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:51, archived)
# this has appropriate levels of FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:53, archived)
# *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:40, archived)
# FUCK
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:41, archived)
# FUCK
hahahaha I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Mrs Doubtfire quote I memorised as younger one.
Given the context you werent far off.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Straight outta Rapture
a crazy muthafucka called JC
ma crib was a manger as a baby
30 years later, some fuckin haters,
nailed my ass to cross now I'm greater... erm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Johnny B in da House! what what!
Baptise it like its hot
'tise it like its hot
'tise it like its hot
'tise it like its hot
...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Judas, was a hero to most
J-j-judas, was a hero to most,
J-judas, was a hero to most,
but he never meant shit to me, cos he straight up trait'rous as fuck, man it's simple and plain, muthaFUCK him and Magdelene...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:52, archived)
# And the Apostle 12 sing:
"Its a hard knock life, for us
Its a hard knock life, FOR US!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:55, archived)
# sweet shop :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:38, archived)
# you absolute bastard...i thought you'd let this compo go....CLICK
winnar...YOU MAY ALL STOP POSTING NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 May 2011, 3:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:07, archived)
# gonna need a bigger shoe
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:08, archived)
# madonna eating beetles?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:09, archived)
# it's clearly whitney houston chomping on a daddy longlegs
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:10, archived)
# DAMN MY EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:13, archived)
# sharks in the city?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:11, archived)
# sex in the sea-ty?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# in a sean connery stylee
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Well, as long as she's enjoying herself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:21, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Oh, you twisted, evil bastard.
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Join the party!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Hurrah!
The world didn't end!!!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Surprisingly!
And we had a takeaway!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:55, archived)
# We did!
I'm full of curryander burps!!!

And vodka!

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:07, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:08, archived)
#
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:19, archived)
# buy me a drink, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:54, archived)
# What you 'aving!?
I got whiskey and coke 'ere...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:56, archived)
# NO! BAD WHISKEY!
bacardi and coke or me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Lime or lemon?
Willy shaped pink straw?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:59, archived)
# lime
no willy straws, had enough of them last month
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:06, archived)
# I don't know if I should ask...
but have a crazy straw with a heart in the middle instead!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:15, archived)
# :D
sister's hen night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Figures
there was almost as many hen parties down Canal Street as gayers last time I went, I await the day when it becomes The Hen Night Area and you get the occasional mob of gatecrashing queens grabbing their tits and laughing at them!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:22, archived)
# last time i went to canal street
got kicked out of a chippy for asking if they sold salt and pepper bingo wings
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Last time I went was about 4 years ago and I got ejected from a pub courtyard for laughing at a bloke standing in the street with his arse out, as it was so spotty I kept asking for a pen so I could join the dots and see what the picture was.

I was very VERY drunk...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:32, archived)
# fuck, i'd have pissed laughing at that!
i'm ALWAYS very drunk when i go out!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Last time I was there
I was propositioned by a bloke I've since seen on BBC3 as a movie critic.


Really.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Was that the bloke
who begged you to kick him in the nuts!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Whilst wearing size 12 leather safety wellie boots?
Yes.

And he bought us pints afterward. I don't understand the world any more.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# He was a bit 'special' to say the least
and then he came on BBC3 and we both as one leapt up and shouted 'That's the guy who buys you a pint if you'll kick his nuts!'

Surreal ain't the word, up until then I thought we'd had fant-TASTIC drugs that night!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:46, archived)
# tell us who!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:44, archived)
# I might gaz you a link to his stuff on the youtoob...
...if I can find it and remember.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# no youtubery on my dying computer:(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
#
download and burn a live cd of puppy linux. 'tis not as geekily complicated as it may seem, will not touch your hard drive if you do not want it to and will revive your ageing pooter allowing you tubiness.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:56, archived)
# thanks for the tip
i shall giveit a try tomorrow, when i'm less shattered.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I'd help you
but I fix computers 9-5, 5 days a week. weekends are NOT filled with computer fixery.

Unless they're at least twenty years old.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:57, archived)
# it probably is!
compaq v50
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:03, archived)
# and a fujitsu keyboard
it's a frankenstein computer and the keyboard doesn't respond well to having cup-a-soup spilled on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:05, archived)
# He wasn't laughing...
I was pissing meself tho!

The worst thing ever to get yourself into is a situation where you know if you laugh everyone will assume the worst of you, but somehow those situations never stop being the funniest!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:39, archived)
# very true
but if i'm pissed, i just think "fuck it" and laugh anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# thinking and/or being told it's not really funny
combined with knowing that everyone will only assume the worst only ever makes it funnier
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# I was fucking apoplectic
with guilty mirth and surrounded by scowls.

But by fuck it was funny!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:48, archived)
#
...please Myfanwy?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:04, archived)
# is that what he drinks?
funny, i used to drink vodka, but got into bacardi because it's what my mates drink.
yes, they are gay men.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:08, archived)
# I've never drunk Bacardi in my entire life.
I pride myself on being a non-stereotypical male lesbian.

Correct.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:16, archived)
# it's lovely
and doesn't give you heartburn like vodka does.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Heartburn
is just a weekend hazard for me. I use proton-pump inhibitors.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:20, archived)
# havenn't had heartburn for 3 years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Good for you.
The pH of my stomach content is always far too low.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# just do what i did
have drastic and potentially deadly surgery!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:41, archived)
# gaz me about it if you like.
I need knee surgery, but it's hardly life threatening.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
# gastric bypass.
best decision i ever made
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:53, archived)
# It will be if I do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Quite possibly...
...that's not a haemostat, it's spongebob squaaaaaarrrrrrrrghhh!!!!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:01, archived)
# stella pls
(herman:D, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:53, archived)
# :D

(herman:D, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Make mine a White Russian.
Preferably 19-21 from Petrapovlovsk.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# fluffeeh party tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Damn straight!
Or gay, who cares, after an E, not many! ;)

*edit* :
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Are you saying E makes you bisexual?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:03, archived)
# No...
...it makes you metasexual.





Oh yeah.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:05, archived)
# You spelled meat wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Not true.
None of the letters in "wrong" appeared in my spelling of "meat".




I think I love you.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:25, archived)
# makes me walk sideways
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:08, archived)
# And that's why Buster Crabbe
had an E at the end...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Pretty much
seen many a homophobe suddenly turn touchy-feely after one, once one bloke started the evening by threatening to kill me (I was wearing a skirt at the time) and ended by trying to bed me.

Then when he'd sobered up next day, to kill me if I ever told anyone.

Ah happy days...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:06, archived)
# so far in the closet
he's finding christmas presents
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
# He was..
...practically in Narnia.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Yeh...
that was my guess, there really is a lot of truth in the old saying 'Methinks he doth protest too much', and in many a 90s rave the only difference tween gay and het seemed to be 6 Pils and a pill...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:13, archived)
# seen this so many times
girl i know says she has no problems with gay people, then talks to my gay mates. everything she said was to do with them being gay and how ok she was with it.
found out last year that she slept with a girl she's known for years. her fiancee doesn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:16, archived)
# So basically, the world would be a happier place if everybody got on E?

Not a drug person myself. I sometimes experience coffee as a hard drug.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:11, archived)
# only...
...until 'suicide tuesday.'
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:23, archived)
# This wasn't...
...the chap whose name rhymes with "droo" was it?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:17, archived)
# No actually
some ex army mad 'hardman' bloke from York who was always hanging about pushing his way into every event to cause trouble, followed us all to Armley Leeds in the '90s growling and sneering at the way we was all dressed all the way in the back of the van, then finally relented begrudgingly to trying an E 'cos he was bored and didn't get it, then I spent the rest of the night trying to fend him off everytime I went for a piss as he tried to drag me into the cubicles 'to make up for all the bad stuff he's ever said n done'.

It was an interesting night to say the least, as was the following few days...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# This looks suspiciously like SATURDAY DANCE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:57, archived)
# YaY:D
(herman:D, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:02, archived)
# yeah boiiii! Banging!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Wicked
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Oh!
I'm loving that one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:16, archived)
# !!! offsite link, not my image !!!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:52, archived)
# :D

(herman:D, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Can I bring Darwinians?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 21 May 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:19, archived)
# I GET THIS.
I had a copy on my old Macintosh.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I fucking loved this game
I still have a copy somewhere, I should give it another play
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Aloha . . . C'mon I wanna lei ya !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Tropically topical!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Relaxed!
I think the raving party animal is hidden under that hat!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:18, archived)
# I can hear the audience going CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP! CHUMP!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# DAMMIT!
I just did that IRL!!!!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Ha! Wonderful!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:36, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Oh yes! Loving that!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:53, archived)
# pfft
this makes me chortle
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:13, archived)
# nnts nnts nnts nnts nnts nnts
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
# I wouldnt put it past em
(Frogcloset (noun), Sat 21 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
# bricky kai yay
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:37, archived)
# damn, i want to watch die hard now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
# its the toasted sandwich of film
(Frogcloset (noun), Sat 21 May 2011, 21:46, archived)
# is that good or bad?
i'm unaware of your views on cheese products
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:48, archived)
# i'm assuming the toasted sandwich is cheese-based
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:49, archived)
# the cheese keeps it together
its a good thing someone mentions it and you want it
(Frogcloset (noun), Sat 21 May 2011, 21:51, archived)
# that's ok then
all i've been eating the last few days is fruit and salad. i'm craving oranges and cauliflower!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Your last visit caused 2,000 years of persecution and hand-wringing
bugger off
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:54, archived)
# wash your shroud, you sweaty twat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:55, archived)
#
mum?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:59, archived)
# do i look like a virgin?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Stop flashing your torn hymen about
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:00, archived)
# i'm not flashing!
stop hiding webcams under my desk!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:04, archived)
# I really wouldn't like to speculum
oops I mean speculate.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:00, archived)
# very nicely sidestepped
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Your dad's got the script
why not give that a read?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:57, archived)
#
was never any good at mass math
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Dance time :D
(herman:D, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:42, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um08IJhw3r0
(herman:D, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:42, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8SEA0yw1Ew
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:45, archived)
# :D
you tagged an animation of yours finally !! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:46, archived)
# I tagged this one too
www.b3ta.com/board/10424732
(herman:D, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:48, archived)
# That's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:50, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 21 May 2011, 21:49, archived)
# That's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Amazing.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:47, archived)
# OH fuck yeh!!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Joined in and enjoyed
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# More
of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:37, archived)
# I believe he is dancing some kind of cha cha cha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:50, archived)
# I rather think it's a Shimmy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Soft shoe shuffle?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Watusi
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:55, archived)
# ba ba ba do the watusi / c'mon and follow me / ba ba ba do the watusi / let your hair down free
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:59, archived)
# The watusi, the twist
Eldorado
Take this, brother, may it serve you well
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Number 9
Number 9
Number 9
Number 9
Number 9
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:10, archived)
# would you care to join me in a fandango?
there's plenty of room
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:51, archived)
# I've never been in a fandango
What's it like?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:55, archived)
# fluffy and slightly moist
with silver and green glitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Oh, I tell a lie, I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:57, archived)
# i'm not in the least bit surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I love this,
this somehow seems exactly what we need right now, a post rapture-fail animal party rave, why the hell not, :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(staggs28, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
# never herd of it
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# woo!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:34, archived)
# sue pollard hasn't aged well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:36, archived)
# She's a cheeky minx and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Was wondering if this had bindun
And now it has. So I can relax.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
# If you are wondering what stopped The Rapture


I hasten to add I didn't make this.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:45, archived)
# So . . . The Rapture is working on you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:47, archived)
# So why did you post it then?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:51, archived)
# he found it, I think it should win the compo

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:16, archived)
# POE. TAY. TOES.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:21, archived)
# boilemmashemstickeminastew?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:23, archived)
# WWF ?
(herman:D, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:54, archived)
# fuck off then
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Don't be so fucking rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:40, archived)
# if you didn't make it
don't post it here
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Yes,
That message has been made clear, so I won't do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:59, archived)
# good lad
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:09, archived)
# And to make up for the faux pas
(which you'd have thought I would have managed to steer clear of after five and half years here) I'll post something of my own once this has dropped off the first page.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:10, archived)
# something new, right?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:15, archived)
# ...or you could add something to this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:19, archived)
# oh happy days
snailtoise
edit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:35, archived)
# "DEI, YOU DICK"?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Oof
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 21:19, archived)
# People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Also: Thief, Baggins!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:22, archived)
# it's Jesus of Nazarmeth
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Jesus is my (crack) rock
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:12, archived)
# ALSO:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:13, archived)
# And:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Happy Birthday...
Alison Carroll & Fairuza Balk
&
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:07, archived)
#
&
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:07, archived)
# I love it when a scan comes together !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Never quite forgave them for changing her accent from the first game
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 21 May 2011, 19:17, archived)
# I've seen this before.
Where's the other floozy?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
# hang on i will try and find it
EDIT: I found the Van Cream. She is a bit of a minger though
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Reposting cunt ;)
EDIT: She's not that bad but I still wouldn't fancy a blow job with them teefs.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Yes
Sorry about that, I really don't know where this mornings went?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:48, archived)
# The Rapture At Work
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:50, archived)
# that's what I thought.
so are we all saved or doomed?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:03, archived)
# YES !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:17, archived)
# We are!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:50, archived)
# This is a stick up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:52, archived)
# you should see the one of her kicking her leg up
with half her toe hanging out

EDIT: you can't see it above because it is between the two posts
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:59, archived)
# yes. that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] *Unlurks.
Just got time to post this and run, the good Doctor is on.

*Relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Gulp !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:49, archived)
# s
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:04, archived)
# True.
But still widely used.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:32, archived)
#
"good Doctor" - is there a David Tennant repeat on?
(jono_h, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Am I allowed to mention her name?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:38, archived)
# It makes bad scents !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:46, archived)
# It has no common scents!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Now you're making scents !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Very scents-itive of you!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:04, archived)
# It's nice to be scentsible about certain things . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Good manners are e-scent-tial to society.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:17, archived)
# True . . . it's like they are heaven scent !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:27, archived)
# well, i don't know about you
bit I am verry anguished about all of this, and the fact that I only have a few gigs of drivespace left.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:08, archived)
# haha....."Ryan Giggs is suing twitter. I can't Imogen why"
tweet tweet
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:13, archived)
# i think everyone knows it's jimmy hill now
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:14, archived)
# hahahaha nicely
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:14, archived)
# I don't understand why she wants to name the guy
what possible reason could she have?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 21 May 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Hahah
man utd
(herman:D, Sat 21 May 2011, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Le Spam. Oeuf Spam et Spam. Spam, Spam, Oeuf et Spam. Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Escargot et Spam...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:14, archived)
# is that monica?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:24, archived)
# OLE`
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:35, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:41, archived)
# As popular as evar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:48, archived)
# chris cornell in the background
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:58, archived)
# haha oh shit
no, it's terry jones
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:49, archived)
# All of the above . . . plus a side of spam . . . please . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies


Anyone know what became of her?
(Wise Guy Rabbi Dedicated to MS Paint, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:52, archived)
# needs more Pat Butcher
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 May 2011, 17:57, archived)
# I just googled...
So that's where she's been hiding. I always believed it was Pat Butcher and Hyacinth Bucket.
(Wise Guy Rabbi Dedicated to MS Paint, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Anyone else get this?

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:43, archived)
# I'm Feeling Lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Ooo end of the world time
rp:
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:08, archived)
# It is a Holy Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Cheesus.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:12, archived)
# *worships*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:13, archived)
# 2 blocks of cheese were playing hide and seek
One started counting to a hundred, the other ran off to hide. Unfortunately, it hid in a really hot room. The other one came to look, saw the molten remains of the hider and shouted "Yay! Fondue!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:24, archived)
# How should you handle Welsh cheese?
Carephilly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 May 2011, 18:55, archived)

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