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# Wow last post was at 4:30
so you can all have a photo taken at sunset last night of Solomans Temple in the high peak

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 7:47, archived)
# RPFOTM?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 7:55, archived)
# Ahhh took a while
yeah that and the boards slow
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 7:59, archived)
# reminded me of a panorama took using my phone
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:12, archived)
# wowsers what phone is it
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:33, archived)
# it's a 2mp Nokia 5230
three pictures stitched together in Hugin.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)
# only 2mp
I'm impressed
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Hugin is good.
Nice photo, btw.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 4:33, archived)
# "Bring out the gimp."
"We already brought out the gimp. He's right there, pawing at you."
"WELL BRING OUT THE OTHER GIMP THEN. THE ONE WITHOUT THE SWIVELLEY EYES. THIS FUCKING COCK WON'T SUCK ITSELF!"
"OK, OK. Barry, please would you bring out the other gimp?"
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 4:39, archived)
# /Mine eyes have seen the coming of the gimp/
    He is sniffing at my ears where the drafts of yore are felt;/
    He hath forced the rictus grinning at his pungent gray pelt/
    His eyes go rolling on./

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 7:01, archived)
# it's behind me isn't it?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)
# i knew those eyes would make you happy
glad to see you put them into action
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Anyone for wiff-waff?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 3:15, archived)
# The sight of the poor forlorn fucker on the balcony (at the European Cup final presentation), not being allowed to even shake hands with people, will stay with me always.
Like watching a Faustian pact being played out in real life.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 3:24, archived)
# No reason.....
.

.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:43, archived)
# inspired by Octogenarian Pussy?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:44, archived)
# octocat
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:50, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:53, archived)
# Even the vilest of swines can appreciate the soulful caress of a tentacle.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 3:06, archived)
# that pink turban looks like bagpuss
resting on that dude's head
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:41, archived)
# Whut?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:25, archived)
# can't afford to miss THAT one :D
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:43, archived)
# Mary Tudor.....
Pictured here with the Duke of (the) Winchester !
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 3:40, archived)
# sad rspca ad dog now happy working :D

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Are they by any chance related?
I think we should be told.

adapted from a herman pic
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)
# hahahhahaha :D
HAPPY CANDLE DAY :D
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Cheers fella!
herman did the anim, all I did was add the 'uncleaned' bits ... so it's his really.
I shall bid you lovely folks a good night now I think before my head hits the desk ... zzzz
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Flamer!
oops! I meant happy candle day.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:20, archived)
# Hear here! No place in our society for unproductive whimpering shirks!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)
# hahahaha
please do explain your sig.. never understood it.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Day they(sigs) were deployed I tried meta text. Never changed it since.
If you put it in here it looks like

ω∞

Which looks like a cross between a little
"woo" or a cock and balls depending on
your installed fonts.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)
# depending on your darkest desires
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)
# ah, i see
βετα
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 1:29, archived)
# It's all in where and how you say it. [/;-D
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)
# beat-it
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
# you're not wrong
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:07, archived)
# Pink tiem!
What the above pic means, mof, is that *fanfare* I found the USB stick. I've got all my shit old pictures back. I almost wept with joy.
I still don't have the faintest recollection of what the (immediately below) picture was for, or why it exists.
I guess it was a response to something.
Still, o frabjous day!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:15, archived)
# i see a demading finger in the second frame. I think the poor little guy is being forced into this
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:17, archived)
# Now you mention it, his agent was a tad evasive, and there was some unpleasant passport business involved.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Yay!
That's great news, I'm really pleased for you :)
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Ta. *high fives*
Although there's an obvious downside for /board users: I'll be posting more pictures in future. Apologies all round in advance.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 3:38, archived)
# sweet!
let's see ALL of them, right now!
a new thread for each one
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 6:12, archived)
# did you help this guy with the GIF looping?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
if it was postable, I'd just reverse the one of the guy splashing his own chest so that he sucks it back up.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:23, archived)
# just magentify it, then it can be posted, srsly!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:36, archived)
# Not sure I want to spend that long staring at it to be honest :)
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:54, archived)
# genuine LOL®
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 3:04, archived)
# nice!
if i had any doubts* about my sexuality before, i can now say with some confidence, i'm not gay!

*never had any doubts, feel slightly queezy now though
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 6:10, archived)
# Shit O_o
That really is NSFW!!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)
# :D
snails respect a task master with a long stick
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)
# ted williams dog
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 1:47, archived)
# cuuuute :D
also -- look what i found on the internet -- last name LOLs
www.facebook.com/amy.minge
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:09, archived)
# Not sure if this is Shockjaw's wife or his sister
but in Hamilton, I guess it doesn't matter

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)
# hahaha
wrongness
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)
# What happens in Hamilton,
stays in Hamilton.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)
# that includes
fornication sex with tiger cats, and any other repetitive redundancy
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Needs more tatoos.
And bumper sticker saying "The day of non-judgment is near."

(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
# have at it--her body is yours to violate
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)
# hahaha love it...
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Daisy Duke?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)
# with bigger air bags :D
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Or Princess Apeshit?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)
# you can't just post things you found on news sites
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 1:58, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 3:17, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)
# "Brandon James - Design"
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)
# ahaha
i love the quirky developer easter eggs in games
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Probably best that I failed my interview for the games industry
I'd have spent more time designing little 'treats' than the actual game itself!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
# :D inspired by Herman:D's arctic fox thingy?
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
# that and the other bunch from the portal bandwagon
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Now you're thinking with bandwagons!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 3:32, archived)
# haha, love the arm and jaw action here
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
# I thought he was smugging a bit
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)
# haha, more like he smugged in his knickers
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Fantastically Terry Gilliam!
:D
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)
# NEARGH! WHERE AM I??
Photobucket
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:26, archived)
# he's actually related to Einstein
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Pfft!
:)
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:29, archived)
# it's the other way around!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:30, archived)
# That explains his ability to travel through dimensions of nearghs
1 NEARGH = 2000000 GIGAFUCKS
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:30, archived)
# it's clearly GIGAFUCKS^2
pay attention!!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Valin
again
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)
# arf!!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I think a new series of Quantum Leap beckons!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Please god no!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha :D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:35, archived)
# oh, happy candleday to you too sir
how rude of me
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Ooh ta! I'll be on here again tomorrow night ... I mean tonight ... er
done a pic and everything, if my computer lives that long, it's on its last legs I think :|
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)
# same here
1 gig of ram, it just can't cope with vista and photoshop anymore, extremely frustrating.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)
# CANDLES!!! :D
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)
# candl3day!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Hell by the looks of it.
Both times.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:31, archived)
# haha, I see you gave him boots
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:33, archived)
# He must be a boot wearer
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:35, archived)
# "I need your beer, your boots and your tiger cats shirt"
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
# and pantlegs inside boots--good touch :D
also: Tiger Cats! redundancy must be a thing in Hamilton
Hell, why not Tiger Cat Felines?
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Hamilton Tiger Cat Feline Kittuns Cheetah! :D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
# I suppose unless
there is more convoluted way to drive the point home
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:49, archived)
# haha is this him also?
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:42, archived)
# iz 'fraid to click
cuzza viruses and all
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Looks like a trojan
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:53, archived)
# we don't like hockey around here, boy!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:51, archived)
# I love horse eyes
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha
thats wonderfully fucked up.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 1:53, archived)
# i was just kidding, i could never ignore u
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 2:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)
# :) I asked mum that once, but she died
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)
# I coulda sworn I saw Shockjaw in town today.
But what a guy who is presumably from Ontario is doing in Manchester is beyond me.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:43, archived)
# ;p
what a guy who is presumably from Ontario is doing in Ontario is beyond me
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Good call.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:48, archived)
# His long lost lovechild...
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# we need to see the mother, or it didn't happen :)
*god what am I asking for*
father, mother, son collage?
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Too much E?
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:57, archived)
# BRAINFREEZE!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:55, archived)
# what a tool..
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
# haha--tools are fun
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Monkey wrench?
Edit: Woo! by the way :)
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:18, archived)
# boning knife?
ouch
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:54, archived)
# nice!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 1:53, archived)
# fucking tool
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Lovely bit of front bottom
o_O
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# not sure how to approach that one :)
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Sideways!
/recycled bigotry
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:39, archived)
# you old salty dog
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Frottom
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Lap Rack
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:41, archived)
# she's a hygiene nightmare
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:30, archived)
# i wont know if i'm comin' or goin'
:P

:/

:D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Not backwards at coming forwards.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:31, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:35, archived)
# *submits to Photoshop Disasters*
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:33, archived)
# This lov'ly young lass is named Kent
her legs are all crooked and bent
so to save herself trouble
she crawls overdoubled
but instead of cummin
she went
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:34, archived)
# I persuaded this lass after wine
To orally stimulate mine
Past her shoulder she faced
Due to her backwards waist
But sadly she shattered her spine
:(
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:44, archived)
# but that shouldn't have changed the plan, surely ;p
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Of movement there was not a trace
Her limbs spread all over the place
Phone for help? I did so,
But was ready to go
So I first shot my load on her face

oh god, what have I become? :(
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha



candles a comin
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:07, archived)
# :)
I was a lot nicer a year ago ...
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:09, archived)
# hahah
Hell was created for just your sort :D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Oh Christ
I've just realised, I've used the same word twice - what a tit!
Hang on a mo ... *rewrites*
EDIT: fixed!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# yea...
that's what you should be worried about : )
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:22, archived)
# could be handy
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:35, archived)
# CUNTBUTT
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
2nding PSD

(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# i sent this into a rare bird watching website... i said i was 12 and i took this photo

they never replied :(
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# this is a bit look at me, but i just realised a minute ago.....

woo pic, and would
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:45, archived)
# you seem very mature for your age
happy b3taday
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:46, archived)
# i have hair on my balls
mammy said i'm a man now
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# rumour has it that you got hair on your balls
by letting a bearded man rest his chin there

i might have started this rumour
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# stop stalking me
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:03, archived)
# i could just have a shave
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:03, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:08, archived)
# :D
Congrats
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:47, archived)
# thanks
have some fucake
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Is that like bucake? :(((
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# yeah
it's creamy inside
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# nice candl... oh.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# :D
happy b3ta day Rattlehead :D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
# thanks
grab a slice
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Happy happy
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Also...
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:57, archived)
# WILSON!!!!!!!!!
hahaha
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# If you insist.
Regards,
Gary Glitter
:D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Get a candle you slime!
*edit*...i mean...woo yay hooplahhhh!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Splendid :D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:00, archived)
# ...oops...heh heh...see ya's....o/
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# pfffft
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:04, archived)
# awww cool
cheers
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Perfect age to sell you on the slave market.
Happy b3day.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:54, archived)
# my anus is still tight
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:04, archived)
# FUCK HUNGRY FOR FUCK
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:54, archived)
# He really ought to let off some steam.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:56, archived)
# i posted this without realising that it might be too big, from a saved notedpad of japes
but it looks so awesome, fuck it
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:58, archived)
# i doonnt neeed noo kniiiiffee
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:56, archived)
# PUD DOWHN DAT CHICKEN SHIT FUCK
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:00, archived)
# fav band and one of my fav shit films
yes
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:05, archived)
# ALL HAIL PHUKLIPS CORP

(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:07, archived)
# hail the greatest riff machine ever
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:09, archived)
# me
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:12, archived)
# HEY
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:14, archived)
# I'M YOUR WIFE, I'M THE ONE WHO FUCKS YOU THERE
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:17, archived)
# bang bang bang
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:27, archived)
#
happy 3taday
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:05, archived)
# This is an impressive natural colour matching algorithm.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:07, archived)
# oh my word
cheers herman
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Bat and balls
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:21, archived)
# oh my
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Yay... happy b3taday.... it is you in the beer drinking gif then...!!!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:09, archived)
# awww nice
i could murder a bit of fruitcake now with this mug of tea
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:12, archived)
# "Arrr go on go on go on go on there father....
Just take your cup and smash it down on the cake as hard as you can father... go on there father.. kill that cake there good and proper.."
"NO..! Mrs Doyle I really shouldn't"
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:21, archived)
# This
Is cool
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Happies!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:33, archived)
# I realized it's been just over nine years this week
welp
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:42, archived)
# FREDDY GOT FINGERED 2
/backwards woman
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Dogy style while lookibg at her ......
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Best ever cameltoe!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:56, archived)
# And they lived happily forever
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Lovely couple.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
FUCK!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:18, archived)
# jesus christ
this gives me the fucking fear big time
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:20, archived)
# unshopped only
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:24, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:27, archived)
#
XD
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:33, archived)
# : )
IMAX is good though
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# FUCK HUNGRY
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:34, archived)
# 'Shopped pics etc.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Fecking hell
hammers!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
# The fucking face on him
every time. every fucking time
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:20, archived)
# :D 'Jaw looks lost without his brew
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# is this the dudes real face or is it the guy from on the buses shopped onto it?
i've been confused for the last few days
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
# LS18 posted the original picture yesterday
from here: www.ibelieveinadv.com/commons/bclionshamilton.jpg

Edit: and when using this as the main source, it is mandatory that someone's head (Flanbase's, preferably) must be inside his glass of beer.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:00, archived)
# oh god, hahaha
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:04, archived)
# It's Sausage Tuesday
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:59, archived)
# ok i won't
thanks
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Wurst of all the street vendors.
I do like your style btw Bovine.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Message received and understood.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:03, archived)
# But they looked so delicious.
Even if they were hairy.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:03, archived)
# :D
but it's tuesday
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Yes...
and?


Ahem...


(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:07, archived)
# how much for the Sausages
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Someone has paid
hand over fist for that sausage.

/poor wanking joke
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:05, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:08, archived)
# I find that both
erotic and disturbing, yet joyous and sinister at the same time.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Top tagging.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Yay!
Happy sausage is happy :)
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# looks safe to smee
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Needs mustard :D

(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:11, archived)
# it's
TINGLEEEEEYY TIIIIIIIME!!!!!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Ayyyyye
thangyew.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:15, archived)
# i just listened to thing #9
it's good
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Ah
thank you. I must do more songs.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:30, archived)
# what a hilarious thread
all cos of a Spiv! fantastic work guys
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Yeah, they all look at you so disturbingly while picking one.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:23, archived)
# badgut
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:30, archived)
# http://www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/michael_mcintyres_baby_sluts_michael_mcintyre_baby_wankchasm.jpg

spotify:track:7I0N7ZNYjtSG0qKEWMQxXB (WORDS, WORDS, WORDS by Bo Burnham)
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I love your stuff, Dekion, but this one's a little disturbing.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:02, archived)
# good
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:02, archived)
# slutiest
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:03, archived)
# michael_mcintyre amidst baby bukkake
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Crikey
words fail...............me
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)
# This humours and frightens me in equal measure.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:05, archived)
# michael_mcintyre fuckids
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Don't play with your food, even if it is feeesh or babby sluts.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:18, archived)
# no wait for bum
halo mr taklclab

also herman makes a beauty
www.b3ta.com/board/10438246
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Oh goody, I hate waiting.
Howdy Dek!
ALSO: I saw it, agree 100% and clicked it.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:26, archived)
# i agree with most of things i like
goodegut
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:28, archived)
# hahahaha
a beautiful pedo jape
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:20, archived)
# graves of christ
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:26, archived)
# WELL KNOWN TV PRESENTER DISCOVERED TO BE LEADING DOUBLE LIVE AS A CHILD LOVER/MURDERER
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# The interwebs iz sticky.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# michael_mcintyre fuckids
HE LIEKS DAY ASSES
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# this is funny
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:41, archived)
# michael_mcintyre fuckids
hi i'm michael mcintyre

i fuckids
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:44, archived)
# well i guess you're not a fan then?
Me neither. Also disturbing image is disturbing.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# hi i'm michael mcintyre

i fuckids

also i fuck children anus
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Biting satire!!

no I haven't matched the font, near enough, fuggit...
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
# hahahahaha nicely :D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:16, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# these are some long arms he has there
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:49, archived)
# only from the wrists on ;p
that's where the talent lies
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucking great use of the old man.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Oh shite yeh I forgot the crappy reflection
BRB...

*edit* got it, nice piccy BTW! :D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely! You are 'King of the ninja edit'! XD
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:24, archived)
#
*king of the ninja edit*
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:28, archived)
# hahaha cheeky
nice Tyrant image. Also useful for reflection.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:24, archived)
# This is fab.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Needs more Pepsi.
Wait, no.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:23, archived)
# I voted
for Moneysupermarket.com, I loved their act!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# BRITAIN'S GOT SHITCUNTS
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Britain's Got Dverts?
Ris...
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:25, archived)
# word
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:40, archived)
# well, at least there's no question over paternity
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# haha this^
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:49, archived)
# The flan is in the Y chromosome
The fuck requires two paired X ones
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:47, archived)
# just like fucking wamp rats back home
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha

Sorry, bored and board is slow!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Doing his good deed for the day
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:09, archived)
# I really must
Switch off my laptop and go out and do something less boring instead!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Haha - Why Don't You..?
Don't remember much of that except the theme song.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Ah, now this is something special..
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:18, archived)
# This is a great album cover.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:04, archived)
# LOL!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
# this is pure gold
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:18, archived)
# fantastaclick
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Fecking ace
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Christ.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 1:51, archived)
# I could watch this for hours
:-)
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)
# shame she is playing
Catwoman, as she would've made a great choice as Joker...
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Best thing on here for ages
:D
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Too big
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
# Ye gods!
(, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 1:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Gimp Dad will kill us all!
Woo, too.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:28, archived)
# threepio has just activated his arousal chip
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Would that make things go through the back of Luke's head like that bit from Terminator 2?
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:31, archived)
# not sure
let's watch and see!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I watched over and over and over
And Luke's brains are still firmly in his skull
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:35, archived)
# he's wearing his anti-robocock armour
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Just wait until it pops the restraining bolt
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:50, archived)
# JABBA DA WANGA
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:32, archived)
# that just reminds me of 790
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:35, archived)
# half past seven
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Straight from the spice mines of Kessel..
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:45, archived)
# you don't need to see our fuck
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:49, archived)
# We're not on drugs officer......
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:50, archived)
# The special edition c3po stamp licker....
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:51, archived)
# and again. he's a serial offender this one....never been caught though.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:21, archived)
# That's no moon.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:29, archived)
# LUUUKE, COME TO THE PINK SIDE
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Ow sir.. I think he wants to isolate your reverse power flow coupling....
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:48, archived)
# HUZZAH!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Everone loves wearing fishnets... even Gandelf....
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:07, archived)
# not so fun
when you get your nails caught in the fuckers
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Better that laddering your best sheer pretty polly ones at £8.99 a pair..
What I meant is, so I'v heard, not that I er hum you understand ;-)
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:19, archived)
# £8.99 a pair?
fuck that!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:29, archived)
# it's gimli bitch

spotify:track:08R5G9G54O3fQsK6koJXYR (Sleep Again by Brothers In Sound)
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:14, archived)
# I hope she's wearing hold ups...
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:21, archived)
# once you go gimli, ewe wimlybimli
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:29, archived)
# A dwarf after midnight
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Oh I'm loving that!
Ha! :D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:49, archived)
# very nice
but does it speak the binary language of moisture vaporators?
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Class
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:06, archived)
# : )
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Star Trek Dating!!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:57, archived)
# oh my
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 18:59, archived)
# woah
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Fascinating
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Raises eye lash....!!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:03, archived)
# *Wiggles ear*
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Just like Yoda.....mmmmmmm like Yoda he does....
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:13, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:21, archived)
# He's so happy.....!!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:25, archived)
# go green, know what i mean
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:27, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:29, archived)
# day try to kill smee, butt i keel dem
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Start the reactor!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:36, archived)
# MELIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:39, archived)
# He'll wonder how luke grows so big eating food like he does....
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:31, archived)
# yeees, your father's balls, you have
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Yoda groomed Anikin.......
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Anadin Skywanker
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Jabba the Slutt!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Live long and prosper newling.... you can't beat a bit of star trek dating.....
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:02, archived)
# indeed...
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Whoar..... but who was sloppy seconds....!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Gripping stuff.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Class.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Mmm, fresh TOAP
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Toap?
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:14, archived)
# expendable crew member
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:19, archived)
# He's enjoying his nuts.....
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:26, archived)
# this wins
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Ta.... but Captain Howdy did the hard work with the face transplant.....all I did was stick the wiggly tongues on it
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:05, archived)
# the cap has some helicool skills
www.b3ta.com/board/10438119

the tongues are a welcome addition though : )
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Spam
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:16, archived)
# This is highly illogical.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:16, archived)
# especially as everyone knows
trekkies can't get a date
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Highly illogical.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:17, archived)
# *passes mop*
pfffft
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:20, archived)
# They used to get the jedis round to do the cleaning...
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Missed a bit.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:37, archived)
# They always needed Yoda there giving them instructions to do do a proper job...
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:40, archived)
#

EDIT: Trying to lure us in with a picture of a girl that undoubtedly has a partner, and probably dressed like this for a Hallowe'en party in 2007, is pretty low.
But not as low as your low, low prices!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:20, archived)
# "Engage."
(my fave flan)
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:24, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Resists putting wiggly tongue on it....!!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:32, archived)
# BRACE FOR FUCK
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Ha ha, beautiful.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Wow
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:26, archived)
# THE BOOK OF FUCK
FUCK LONG AND FULL OF FUCK
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:28, archived)
# My porn collection circa 2000?
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Epic.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Fuck Nazi
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Illogical
Trekkies don't date.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:26, archived)
# *ahem*
*draws your attention to my reply to whato jeeves*
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:30, archived)
# *note to self - mash the F5 button more often*
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:09, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:15, archived)
# As orange as David Dickenson...!!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Worth a pea


EDIT Ah cheers peeps. Mostly relegated to lurking these days - nice to know some of my old faves can still draw a chuckle :o)
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:29, archived)
# *applauds*
Still love this :)
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Wow
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:32, archived)
# yay...
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Kicking arse and taking names.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 19:40, archived)
# *delurks*
.
*sets phaser to stun and turns on-self*

*relurks*
.
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I still love this :)
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Oh fabulous stuff!
:D
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:59, archived)
# fuciking hell bhw
classy stuff. great thread so far btw!
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:31, archived)
# THESHAT
brilliant stuff
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:52, archived)
# make it so
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 20:46, archived)
# cor!
:)
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:10, archived)
# SSSSPPPPPPAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# SPAMFACE
great thread though so congrats on unlocking that achievement. But maybe Goodbye?
(, Tue 31 May 2011, 22:32, archived)

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