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# You want to eat
(Hemipygous, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)
# That goes without saying
/fatty blog

Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# and that is my wife calls me Mr Beaver

EDIT: Also, is it acceptable to still be laughing at my own funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
# I suppose someone's got to
;OP
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# can i get mushrooms instead of tomatoes?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Get rid of both
and add hashbrowns, beans, black pudding, fried egg, eggy bread, fried bread, toast, jam and tea
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Could I have that without the beans, please?
And some waffles on the side. And an Eggs Benedict, and some Grapefruit Juice.

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
# You may. More beans for me! *toot*
I'd eat the hell out of all of that right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# mmmmmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
# WHY SCREEN NOT TASTE LIKE FOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Did you not get the memo
about the new edible monitors?
Hang on, I'll forward it to you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# That's just cruel
All I have here is half a pack of bran flakes and a funk load of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Sorry.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)
# hashbrowns?
we don't serve your sort in 'ere!
gerrout!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Yes, yes I do.
Nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
# BACONS!
www.b3ta.com/board/9404596
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# also this
www.b3ta.com/board/7297736

I miss Pachey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
# 'No Shit Feather dusters...'
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Is there one for 'Do not stir capppucccinnno with splintered wooden stirrer'?
*gazes fretfully into cup*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
# oooh ow
"So Geoff, what seems to be the problem?"
"Well ow doctor, it'th ow thith ow thplintery ow tongue"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Caught it with my awesome teeth - hurrah!
*guzzles rest of froth*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# BACONZ
nom nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I trust you take it a little on the Dark side...?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)
# *orders triple espresso*
*dissolves Alderaan*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Ning Sir!
:)...and teh Board :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
# *massive waves*
Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Proof if proof were needed
coffee is evil.

NINGLIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
# I find your lack of froth disturbing.
*orders an Emperor Palpaccino instead*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
# This looks like it might be homo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
# He is again all time touching my ass
I didn't like that scene. It looked like he was going in dry.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
# I didn't like the whole thing - it was even more boring than your dad.
Plot synopsis: Two cowboys out in the wilds for weeks on end. They bum. The end.

The only reason it got any attention is because it was a big-budget Hollywood film that contained male homosexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
# That's a fair synopsis
the music was doing my head in too.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)
# ^this^
i found it slow going and never even got to the bumming scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Shot early, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)
# yes, it was all the footage of the cattle
it gave me the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDAAAAAAAALLLS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
# arf
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
# this was my first post..when i first joined
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(Sherbs, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
# he
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
# yeah I made this after Heath ledger died I think
 


RARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Shopped only... etc
Nice choice of faces
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Thursday
This week is flying by for me... Morning All!

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:46, archived)
# ._.
Ning DB!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:55, archived)
# o_O
Ning WB!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:00, archived)
# science!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Tru story
Ning everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:05, archived)
# NING Paul_P!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Good morning Mr WB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Ning to you both!
et al
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Hi real.. Hows it hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
# pointing up at a 70 degree angle as it happens
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Up or down?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# usually up, when it's pointing up ;)
or were you asking whether i want you on top or below?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
# * mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Whatca Real
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Do people use the term centigrade anymore?
Or is it celsius? I expect a couple of people to say Kelvin...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:22, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!


CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Hurrah!
Five years of forgettable posts!

EDIT: Thanks for the cayke. What a mindfucking illusion!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:28, archived)
# * Starts singing....
♫ Mind Fucking, Illusion ♫

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Mindsplosion!
Top work WB & HT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
# The word
Centigrade made me giggle. So I used it.

Happy Candles!!!! X
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)
# i only refer to kelvin when describing the temp of the sun
happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Or the temperature of the butter in a chicken kiev
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
# To add to the confusion
Fahrenheit is a centigrade scale, just with different temperatures chosen for 0 and 100. I've got no idea why "centigrade" for "celsius" ever took off but it wasn't coming from people who knew what they were talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
#
Celsius is a scale and unit of measurement for temperature. It is named after the Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius (1701–1744), who developed a similar temperature scale two years before his death. The degree Celsius (°C) can refer to a specific temperature on the Celsius scale as well as a unit to indicate a temperature interval, a difference between two temperatures or an uncertainty. The unit was known until 1948 as centigrade from the latin "centum" translated as 100 and "gradus" translated as "steps".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Indeed
or "hot" as one might call it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
# We just tend to say
Degreees C. Or ºC.

Proof that I know science there - I know the hotkey for the degree symbol without having to look it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
# share this knowledge!
i needed it about 2 minutes ago
b3ta.com/board/10458747
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# charmap.exe is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
# alt+0186
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)
# ALT+0176?
If I do 0186 I get a line under the symbol.

EDIT: Depends where I do it, actually. It seems the 0186 is a bit bigger. I concede defeat.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Yes I noticed that too. Underlines it if you do it º here
but not if you do it º here.

How odd.

Mind you, it's not very often I'm writing up technical reports in the subject bar of b3ta threads so it's not come up before.

Odder still, it only underlines it in the subject bar when you are typing it, not when you post it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
# ŸÃŸ!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Pesky Little Comicses
36. Defense



50 heaps of golden rewards to the first person who tells me what my attempt at writing in chinese says... well, is meant to say :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:20, archived)
# Yes.
Furtively removes socks.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:26, archived)
# well that's ruined the mood
socks on, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:31, archived)
# I'd have issues with his logic...
but I suppose he knows what he's doing.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:40, archived)
# he was world pesky high kick champion
you can't argue with those sorts of credentials.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Ahem.

In the most politically-correct way, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)
# whipping badly drawn hangman?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)
# The translation app on my phone
has no idea what your chinese is supposed to say.

It did ask why a karate dojo is using Chinese letters though.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)
# maybe it's a franchise business
and this is a dojo based in china.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
# his advice to avoid rape is to consent to the sex...
he's not exactly scrupled... :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
# the one on the sign says jubi if you put it together
meaning penis

and the one on his head band I think said jiji translating as "tool" childish slang for a winkydinky I get to keep my 50 heaps :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
#
Don't forget duct tape, turns a "no no no " into a sexy "mmmmm mmmmm mmmm "
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)
# I think today should be Nation 'Come and get me look' day...
Happy Birthday to VAG CREAMS; Selma Blair, Kate Melton and Nicole Moore.

. .
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 6:27, archived)
# Mornin' fella...
Looks like we're the only ones who have shit the bed. I do hope you do these the night before.

(I have no idea who any of these ladies are. Selma Blair I've heard of, not sure if she's a model or movie star or both...Goggles)
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 6:40, archived)
# I do them in the morning...
I was up at 5:30 today and still have a couple more to knock out for the ladies.

EDIT: Also, I have linked all the names...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 6:55, archived)
# Hellboy!
that's where I know the name from...You keep knocking one out for the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:07, archived)
# I have done that now (see below)
An hour and a half (and only three coffees) to shop five images this morning..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:10, archived)
# I like #3
The eyes are well done.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 6:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:00, archived)
# and here are some sultry looks for the ladies...
.

Happy Birthday to Bryan Brown and Antony Costa (you ugly little twat).
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:00, archived)
# These aren't quite as sexy...
I can't quite put my finger on why. I have a bit of a schoolboy crush on Kristin Wigg. Her Birthday is August 22nd, just so you know...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:14, archived)
# You may be able to get some help for that...
Let me see if I can find a doctor...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:27, archived)
# while we're on the subject...
also Nataly Dawn from internet dance sensations Pomplamoose. No idea when her birthday is. She's dreamy.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:35, archived)
# Found one!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Ha! That was quick!
Thankyou very much! Gawps...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:44, archived)
# ?
www.youtube.com/user/natalydawn
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:55, archived)
# that's the very lady...
please don't put yourself out with another illustration. You've done more than enough for me for one day! Pops Wiig on desktop...

She looks much better in colour and holding a bass:
Pomplamoose-Single Ladies




(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:57, archived)
# number 2 FTW!
I do enjoy these in a morning!
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY APPROVE of the women to men ratio!!
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Thank you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:28, archived)
# COR!
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Most of my time in the mornings,
is taken up fwapping researching the best images for the days VAG CREAMS.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
# all the ladies love a sharp dressed man
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 5:52, archived)
# Let's KNITWEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 6:05, archived)
# LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 6:07, archived)
# awww all my old knitwears are looking pretty shoddy now
 


but Gus was a nice cat

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 6:09, archived)
# groovy
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 6:37, archived)
# I'm so square.
Gotta lose these duds and up my threads so they got game. I got a peanut!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 6:46, archived)
# look what i have for you, my man


Click for bigger (120 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 6:50, archived)
# White is aaaaight!
White goes with anything. Anything! Even black. And Puerto Ricans.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:13, archived)
# IN FUCK SWEAT
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Zuul
I don't remember buying that.

(arctisticus, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 5:11, archived)
# are you the Keymaster?
 
takes me back to student flats, undiscovered forms of life in them fridges
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 5:27, archived)
# Are you the Gate Keeper?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 6:36, archived)
# Is that Kate McCann?
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:10, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
# miiiiillllllllllllllllllfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DutyPaid, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:17, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahaha
ffs *clicked* :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:19, archived)
# proving once again
that text on a picture IS funny, haters be damned.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:23, archived)
# ^
(though I would say that, wouldn't I?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:26, archived)
# dont hate the haters -- hate the hate
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:38, archived)
# don't heat the heaters -- heat the heat
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 3:15, archived)
# don't hate the player baby, hate EVERY MOTHER FUCKING USELESS SACK OF SHIT CRAWLING THE FACE OF THIS CURSED EARTH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 3:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Chicken!


Click for bigger (30 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:54, archived)
# :O
Thermal Detonator!!
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jaing_Skirata
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 4:55, archived)
# Hahaha! That's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# monocles are all the rage
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:32, archived)
# balderdash!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)
# perfect... but for one tiny detail
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:51, archived)
# of courth you realithe, thith meanth war
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:04, archived)
# Good! Good! I say!
Too many idle young about these days!
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:06, archived)
# meh! spoken like a true monocle wearer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:25, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:26, archived)
# What ho, old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:28, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
# fresh bumcrack
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:47, archived)
# FRESHBUSH
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:52, archived)
# oh, go on, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:53, archived)
# well if you insist:


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(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:10, archived)
# This is too good to not be true
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:53, archived)
# Monocles yes, lipgloss no
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 23 Jun 2011, 3:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:22, archived)
# seditious
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry]

*EDIT* Y'know, I'm starting to get the impression that the lead pic of this thread wasn't actually a 2001: A Space Odyssey reference at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Don't worry,
it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10458534
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:19, archived)
#

papabendi.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:23, archived)
# I've seen this before, but has it been improved?
I like it even more now. could be my state of mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:27, archived)
# it's a hedonist remix
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:29, archived)
# oh fuck, its growing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)
# complete

for now

papabendi.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)
# I love it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:51, archived)
# cool
you fuckgif is underfucked
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:53, archived)
# what?!?
i'll fuck it moar and repost it in a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Egg-sterminate!
I can't help but feel that the whisk is somewhat redundant since he got the fancy Braun mixer attachment.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
# To be fair the plunger would also be useless
Unless there were any horizontal sinks that needed unblocking.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
# hehe oh yeah,
Dalek V2.0 must include a flexible neck. What an oversight.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Some cooks prefer the fine degree of aeration control one can achieve with a manual whisk.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] he'd better stay out of this kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# you can't beat a classic dalek
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Whisk-y business.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
# But worth taking the plunge for
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Too spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
# spoon is my favourite word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
# I'm rather partial to 'velvet' and 'quid'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)
# velvet is nice
not too sure about quid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Not a fan of quids, eh?
*pulls revolver*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)
# in monetary form,certainly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Oh, so you're changing your story?
*calls Feds*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
# no, i like the money version
but otherwise it reminds me of a lump of chewing tobacco
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
# It reminds me of black leather
You know how like wallets, handbags, camera cases etc are often made of black leather.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)
# yeah
but in that case, i'd rather think about leather
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Quid pro quo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
# QED
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Strangely, as a child I really liked the sound of the word quid
But now it just reminds me of a stupid made up word from Harry Potter
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Quid seems to be the great divider.
Howzaboot 'plush'?
Fits in nicely with the whole velvet scene..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Plush I like
I also like "tog"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)
# all kids love log
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Tog, not log
As in quilt thickness measurement
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)
# you not a ren and stimpy fan?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Never watched it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)
# you don't know what you're missing!
man, i'm drunk. time for bed. i think.
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
# I think I was busy being a weird teenager when it was popular, but maybe I'll try and catch up some time
and I too must away to bed. G'nights all!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Tog? Oh-ho!
I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Globe, Blimp and Slipper
are some of my favourite words
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)
# There is much to love, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Blimp - good call!
Not only a good word but part of the title of one of my favourite films en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Life_and_Death_of_Colonel_Blimp
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)
# A genuine British classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
# slipper is great
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
# plungefuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Yay!
"Put it in the curry!"
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Fuuuuck... that's ancient Spike Milligan talk!
(Ah, here we are: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q&playnext=1&list=PLE3C461EF0EC0F7EB)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)
# oh man we're old
 
the Pakistani dalek sketch was in the Q annual, I don't know how I'd react to it now
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)
# That's I how first encountered it too. It's downright bloody silly, that's what it is. And fairly short.
Do have a look.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)
# our video shop did have some of the series for rent, too.
similarly, I have misgivings these days seeing Peter Sellers made up as an Indian

though I still enjoy his Indian George Formby
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)
# here's the sketch off the album
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUM7EV7D03o

but fucking hell, look at this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA_FLKHPR88
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)
# And Sellers is kinda right, Ravi Shankar (and the entire Berlin Deaf Symphony Orchestra, for that matter) would tune up quicker than a cheap uke with new strings.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Well, Spike was Indian himself (as I'm sure you already knew), and at least spoke bits of a couple of the languages.
I'm pretty sure that^ dalek sketch isn't offensive. It's too daft and chaotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)
# I don't doubt I'd still find them funny
 
I hate people getting too precious, especially about things from another time and place.
First step to a multicultural society is taking the piss out of one another
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)
# And the second step?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:25, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FOR WORLD PEAS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 2:10, archived)
# This challenge
is really making me crave ground rice pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
# eeeeeeewwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)
# It's my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry] why don't you have a shit?


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(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
# you suck anus
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
# It's a tough job
but someone's got to do it
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
#

spotify:track:5s2vaMBBk4kUgVrLKkNWAu (Koochy - 12" Version by Armand Van Helden)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)
# sminky pinky?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)
# hathetehethetehtehhethhethh
cris waddal
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)
# *blam-blam*
Both barrels, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
# hogisfind
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Ha! I now know what a hogis is.
After almost two years of uncertainty, the full truth was revealed to me, yesterday.
*spooky coincidence*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
# i'm still not quite sure even after yesterday
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)
# As a child, Cockweasle made a bean with 3 legs and a top hat.
This is hogis.
*awaits alteration of supposed history*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)
# i thought it was like a mix of a pig and hedgehog or some shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)
# hogis revealed
b3ta.com/board/10458562
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)
# I FUCKING KNEW IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)
# hogisfind
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)
# I thought it was a Welsh hat
pilgrim.ceredigion.gov.uk/index.cfm?articleid=5943
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)
# I knew that!
*didn't*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)
# hogis

spotify:track:5s2vaMBBk4kUgVrLKkNWAu (Koochy - 12" Version by Armand Van Helden)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
# HOGIS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)
# hogis
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)
# GOSHI
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)
# you ever messed with ytmnd?
i might make a papbendi van helden fucksquirt

one of my faves, i didnt make this
backtotherobot.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
# i have a ymntd, same name as here but with rory on the beginning
g2otoronto.ytmnd.com/

goshi
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)
# link that shit
yasimplythebeast.ytmnd.com/

fine fuckmaggot
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)
# beast beast
this one i did could make me look racist, but i just wrote what i thought it sounded like davemustaineniggerofdeath.ytmnd.com/

there's a lot of plain racism on that site that drags it down, shame.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)
# as a racist i find this offensive
i don't get it, butt i ham a cunt lovin docta


spotify:track:5s2vaMBBk4kUgVrLKkNWAu (Koochy - 12" Version by Armand Van Helden)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
# as a fence i find this racist
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)
# i love that cunt cosby, he looks at cunts
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
# sweet cuntfind
qwelcome to cosbycunt
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
# sweet cosby stroke
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)
# using ytmnd has become very shit, i made this, it aint how i wanted it
papabendi.ytmnd.com/

cuntlovinfucksquirt

i kkinda like eet
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)
# i like it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)
# it's loud, which is good, but the tiled gif should've been bigger
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Ha-ha! Whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)
# F.A.S.T.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Bitter lemons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
# bean there, done that
T.J: just had a very grovelly phonecall off my mate, full of apologies. i'm getting taken on the piss on sunday! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
# :D have a shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Compo it, man.
By this time, Friday, anything food-related will be fair game.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)
# ah no, i'm not rebel enough
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Rory, man.
*is clearly upset*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)
# tell you what
if it descends into shite later in the week, i'll go back and compo it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)
# *raucous applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
# fuck it
I'LL EVEN PEA IT IN A NEW THREAD!

*loots town*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)
# *finger guns*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)
#
you bastard. just looking at it brings that song back. it will hunt me in my sleep so i better just stay up for the rest of my life.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)
# i just googled it for the first time tonight after seeing wils FP
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)
# I like this mix, it's a bit less nyan-y
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA_bRGS5wfw
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)
# FUCK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
# in fact this is the first version ive ever heard
after a friend linked me to it, that cunt. had to look up the original afterward.

showed it around at work and everyone was just like: wtf is just wrong with you?

they don't get the internets, jerks.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)
# I did spend one night listening to as many different mixes as I could find in youtube
 
and that is the one I like best, so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)
# hehehe
i like this one

*dissapoints*!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
# why did the chicken cross the kitchen?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Please explain the chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
# the chickens are due to
my laziness when it comes to selecting source pics.

Or was that a deeper question? I think I'll ask that the next time I conduct an interview.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
# I think you should do that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
#
what's even more fascinating: what's that thing next to the red lips? just a big plate?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
# I think it's an ornamental plate, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I had this idea
I think you've realised it far better than I would have :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] it's quick, it's shit, but i had it ready!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)
# i dont understand
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
# filename
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
# We finished watching that 5 minutes ago
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
# any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
# its great, innit?
Proper good animated film
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Don't know why...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
# the cold dead eyes of david mitchell
emmamwhittle.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/david_mitchell_4855632cf1c80.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
# I find this wavelength disconcerting...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
# ^ this
it does do something to me which causes my whole primal fear thing to start surfacing
*runs out into the street, naked and screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:30, archived)
# ^Would
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)
# The Pop Art soup of choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)
# god, no!
that makes me think of warhol, who is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Whatever you may think of his art, he was a pretty great bullet receptacle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
# I like his cat pictures
www.moderncat.net/2010/01/28/the-colorful-cats-of-andy-warhol/

the films not so much
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)
# His films were terrible.
As for people who draw cats, I'm gonna call on Louis Wain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)
# he did love his cats
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 1:17, archived)
# The Campbells are coming
Hurrah hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Eggstreme duuuuude

just made this, not a repost
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)
# blimey that was quick
I bet he's going to go 'oeuf' when he falls over
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
# We have a winner!
That was quick. Next compo please.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)
# hahaha
thank you. Did it about half an hour ago.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
# imagine i could be bothered and replace the milk with a CDC
this is the image you would see now
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Eggcellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Gnarly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
# that is
AWESOME!

yes you :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!!
Superb sir *click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 7:15, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: THE SECRET LIFE OF KITCHENS


This week's challenge is simply to picture what the stuff in your kitchen gets up to when when you're not looking. Bon Appétit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] What's going on in the kitchen?


(GIMP sucks for making gifs...)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# ask dinah
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# fuck just got real
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)
# fiddle about
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)
# still no new comp then?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)
# kitchen stuff is in the lead
no-one gives a fuck about raccoons anymore
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
# What on earth is wrong with that bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
# it's wimbledon bacon
it's clearly streaking
EDIT: piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
# If you gave me a plate of that and told me it was bacon I'd throw the plate in your face.
This is what bacon looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
# yes it is
although i'm a fan of back or "horseshoe" bacon myself. the bacon in octo's pic looks like the stuff you get on a spanish fry-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# It looks like a feminine gential disease.
And since when did we use "op"? His name is Octo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
# when you click reply
you can't see the image, so if you've forgotten, use op
i tend to then edit the post to show the OPs name
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
# "Op" is horrible.
It's never been convention here and is seeping in from other places.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
#
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=55741
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
# sorry, i wasn't paying attention.
and it doesn't look like any disease i've ever had,although that range is very limited.
i'm a lot cleaner that people think.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
# back or middle bacon
streaky is for poofs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
# back is the best
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
# The image shows some strange awful representation of streaky.
So I showed proper streaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
# don't backpedal now Mu
have the courage of your misplaced convictions
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
# To be honest, I don't even really like bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# there is something drastically wrong with you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# It's alright. I'll eat it when it's there, or if there's nothing else in.
I just don't get the whole bacon worship thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:58, archived)
# you would appreciate it more
if you couldn't eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)
# smoked streaky bacon
goes wonderfully well into meaty sauce dishes -

but as a breakfast meat... oh no, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Looks like some kind of 'fakeon'
The veggie rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)
# argh!
A streaker!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Frazzle Man amidst brune source unt adidas fuckclone
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
# -- Der Spiegel
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
# BRACE FOR FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
# there's no way
you would have know you'd be typing that today.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Permaps if I'd pre-seen it
sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Shrivelled humbug?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
# keep it warm, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
# andre aggasauce-y?
*knowledge of tennis players is 10 years out of date*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
# that's nothing
my teacher was the double of martina navratilova
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
# mixed double?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# not now, i'm eating
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

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