This is valid satire
so might be acceptable usage of this sad photo.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:52,
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=(
I was only remembering this exact image just the other day. So sad.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:52,
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Nice!
Owlman. Why has this not been done. Come on DC, pull your finger out.
*click*
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:31,
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*click*
ah..
*edit: you beat me to the same link. :D
He looks like some shit He-Man baddie though.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:33,
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He looks like some shit He-Man baddie though.
Unfortunately
as it's describing events in the DC universe, the article reads as complete gibberish.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:34,
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There were 2 Nite Owls, in fact, 1940 and 1980s
Lineup (L to R) : Silhouette, Mothman, Dollar Bill, Nite Owl I, Captain Metropolis, The Comedian, Wonder Woman and Hooded Justice.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:56,
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Lineup (L to R) : Silhouette, Mothman, Dollar Bill, Nite Owl I, Captain Metropolis, The Comedian, Wonder Woman and Hooded Justice.
Hahahahahaha
Wonder Woman!
They'll be wanting the vote next, I tell you.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:58,
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They'll be wanting the vote next, I tell you.
he definitely looks like something is playing on his mind
gazing into space like that..
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:37,
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He was having a wank but then an image of his mother popped into this mind.
Put him off his stroke.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:57,
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haha
He was making some bubbles and just hopes that was an egg that popped out?
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:15,
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I like this
I'm not sure even my trusty spider squashing shovel would be up to the job of killing it.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:25,
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RedHouse anounced a "gay day", with Terence Stamp as "Bernadette" , Rufus Wainwright and James Whale (was he gay?)
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:13,
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and for the non-gay (or gay ladies)...
Angela Little, Karen Cliche and Amy Paffrath
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:13,
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Angela Little, Karen Cliche and Amy Paffrath
Whale was a massive gay, yes.
Really liking the Wonder Woman one.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:26,
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It's a brilliant name, I hope its not just a screen-name.
I'm becoming more and more fond of the James Whale one the more I look at it.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:09,
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James is made up of four colours: Black, White and then the two b3ta background colours...
* So the image changes as it moves down the page.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:55,
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I think they're mixed up
If you click the links Amy Paffrath is the sexy red head in blue....
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:16,
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Bugger!
EDIT: The links and file names are all right, it was me that got the name wrong in the posts up there ^
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:07,
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EDIT: The links and file names are all right, it was me that got the name wrong in the posts up there ^
Too many suggestions, and you get disorganized
so for tomorrow, despite so many I could list, I'll just have you "research" Stephanie Seymour.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:24,
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for a Wonder Woman
but despite her French-Canadianness, it's pronounced monosyllabically, like Basil Fawlty with a lisp - "Kleesh"
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:00,
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These are all wonderful! You must have been up since 3AM, Wobbly!
and a Canadian in each pool; I'm greatly honoured!
oh, and her name is "Ralph"! (Priscilla is a fantastic film)
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:06,
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oh, and her name is "Ralph"! (Priscilla is a fantastic film)
I HAZ NEW CAR!
Yeah, finally... here's a cartoon so you can celebrate with me:
Also, I've uploaded my weekly review earlier than usual. Here's a link to the /links post, in case you're interested in what other shite I get up to in my spare time.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:10,
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Also, I've uploaded my weekly review earlier than usual. Here's a link to the /links post, in case you're interested in what other shite I get up to in my spare time.
as I say every time
It's fine! x x x
continues working on plot to eradicate WB...
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:21,
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continues working on plot to eradicate WB...
Do your research before writing the paper
Otherwise you're putting Descartes before de horse.
Maybe you have writer's Bloch?
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:17,
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Maybe you have writer's Bloch?
the owl is going to give the mouse a lift home because she has got lost, it is an helpful owl
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 4:35,
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ahahahh holy crap.......you have a brains like an elephant sir! Bravo I say!
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 6:51,
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WELCOME BACK
also, it is no longer clear whether the Anti-Sheen has broken through to our side, personally I have my doubts
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 7:00,
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also, it is no longer clear whether the Anti-Sheen has broken through to our side, personally I have my doubts
Thank you
with Sheen shenanigans off the richter I'd say he's well and truly here
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 7:06,
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seen this yet?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Io58SoWWU
I never liked 2 Live Crew, and this is more of the same dumb misogynistic humour, but I do love me some Sheen, time to go home and watch repeats of Two and a Half Men
also: Sheenanigans
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 7:11,
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I never liked 2 Live Crew, and this is more of the same dumb misogynistic humour, but I do love me some Sheen, time to go home and watch repeats of Two and a Half Men
also: Sheenanigans
works interchangeably on masonry or teeth
edit: This guy must have come from Tim Allen School of Dentistry
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:31,
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I think they used one of those at my last dental appointment
and quite possibly at my last colonoscopy
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:31,
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oh my!
The worst part of colonoscopy (my opinion) is drinking the gallon or so of liquid in the prescribed time frame
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:34,
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I can't believe this is true
unless you're the last part of a human centipede.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:37,
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ah, actually the procedure is painless--I watched the whole thing on a TV beside me
But forcing down a gallon of GoLytely in less than two hours is gut wrenching--and you'd better not be far from the crapper once you start
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:40,
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My first job was in an operating theatre cleaning up after surgery.
Thankyou for taking the time to shit first.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:58,
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SRSLY??
I did that job too for a while when I lived in Holland.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 4:32,
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Yeah I did it for about 8 months
Mostly neuro and ophthalmic surgery.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 4:34,
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I didn't do it for that long thankfully.
I did do one of the worst jobs in the world for several months though; throwing food from international flights away at Schiphol airport.
There was a huge mechanized room with a conveyor belt running through it, and all the food, plates, trays, and everything else from the catering of international flights was emptied out directly onto it.
It was our job to pick through the mounds of discarded food and remove any or the reusable stuff and stack it into pallets which were then sent through the washing machines.
In the middle of the room was a huge pit with drains in it where a slurry of all the discarded food was deposited. The whole place was alive with cockroaches and smelled like death and sugar.
There was a rule that nothing could be taken out of the room, but inside the room you could eat anything you wanted... I saw people eating cakes and lobster and steaks straight from the trays, sometimes from the conveyor belt itself.
It was hellish in there. I was just an agency worker, they sent us there for the first few months to see how determined we were to work, but there were people who'd worked in there for years, and some of them were genuinely insane.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 4:59,
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There was a huge mechanized room with a conveyor belt running through it, and all the food, plates, trays, and everything else from the catering of international flights was emptied out directly onto it.
It was our job to pick through the mounds of discarded food and remove any or the reusable stuff and stack it into pallets which were then sent through the washing machines.
In the middle of the room was a huge pit with drains in it where a slurry of all the discarded food was deposited. The whole place was alive with cockroaches and smelled like death and sugar.
There was a rule that nothing could be taken out of the room, but inside the room you could eat anything you wanted... I saw people eating cakes and lobster and steaks straight from the trays, sometimes from the conveyor belt itself.
It was hellish in there. I was just an agency worker, they sent us there for the first few months to see how determined we were to work, but there were people who'd worked in there for years, and some of them were genuinely insane.
mmmm.. kafkalicious.
and you are talking insane even for Dutch people, that's pretty fucking crazy man
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 6:22,
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and you are talking insane even for Dutch people, that's pretty fucking crazy man
A friend of mine used to recruit for a chicken factory
the job was to hang chickens up by their necks on a sort of inverted conveyor belt which would carry them to a piece of razor wire which would quickly decapitate them.
On average people would last 3 or 4 days but one guy had been there for 8 years. Wouldn't want to see inside that guy's shed.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 6:34,
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On average people would last 3 or 4 days but one guy had been there for 8 years. Wouldn't want to see inside that guy's shed.
There's someting strange about that middle hand
Or at least, I thought there was. Thought it belonged to the nurse.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:42,
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a little confusing, but seems to be correct after a little pondering
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:32,
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But can it be sat on?
Does it have a lap? Or an unfolding stool perhaps?
:D
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 2:25,
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:D
they're reposts, and not even particularly old pictures, but hey, it's Friday
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 2:59,
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travel.ninemsn.com.au/img/swimmingspots/swimming-ukraine.jpg
travel.ninemsn.com.au/img/swimmingspots/swimming-ukraine.jpg
travel.ninemsn.com.au/img/swimmingspots/swimming-ukraine.jpg
travel.ninemsn.com.au/img/swimmingspots/swimming-ukraine.jpg
travel.ninemsn.com.au/img/swimmingspots/swimming-ukraine.jpg
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:07,
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travel.ninemsn.com.au/img/swimmingspots/swimming-ukraine.jpg
travel.ninemsn.com.au/img/swimmingspots/swimming-ukraine.jpg
travel.ninemsn.com.au/img/swimmingspots/swimming-ukraine.jpg
travel.ninemsn.com.au/img/swimmingspots/swimming-ukraine.jpg
the walrus mask, I get, fine, great, but I have no idea what is happening with the guy in the back's crotch
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:15,
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I think Pynchon called this face the Fu Manchu, but I could have dreamt that
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 6:58,
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yeah it's the psychiatrist in The Crying of Lot 49, I should probably read that again
but in that case the mouth is manipulated with the little fingers, and the nose is also lifted.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 7:06,
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but in that case the mouth is manipulated with the little fingers, and the nose is also lifted.
He is. Its just a NOTW reporter hacking is account who hasn't heard the news about the paper being closed yet.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:31,
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Or at least it will be when my ruthless 32 year old wife gets me home
and whips me to within an inch of ejaculation.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:39,
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replace this puppy with a handful of cats
and you've got MY FUCKING HOUSE
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:33,
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Hahah I feel your pain
One of ours is very sick and pukes often.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:36,
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nothing too serious I hope?
Posh and Bella used to bring up lots of furballs on account of their long coats (and not allowing their bellies to be combed)
I found some under the bed yesterday that must be at least a year old
..actually Moon found them for me, he pulled them out and was batting them around and shit
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:41,
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I found some under the bed yesterday that must be at least a year old
..actually Moon found them for me, he pulled them out and was batting them around and shit
It's Perci, our old girl
not one of the kittins. She has diabetes, a fuck of a case of it actually. She needs a lot of insulin.
hahah Moon sounds awesome
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:49,
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hahah Moon sounds awesome
not the diabetus! that's what killed Bret Michaels
two shots a day and she should be okay : )
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:52,
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two shots a day and she should be okay : )
Yeah that's what she's on
but her blood sugar won't stabilize. Long story short: we've just found out that she metabolizes insulin very slowly which has made it much more difficult to get the dose right. Hopefully now that we know that, we'll be able to help her better.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:57,
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Dude.
That is all.
Oh, and I want one. That is all, really.
(click)
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:07,
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Oh, and I want one. That is all, really.
(click)
I hope he's fucking dead, that weaselly little face and hideous pasty bloated body is such a boner killer, I don't know how he is even in porn
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 2:21,
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thanks to Ron Jeremy I have never been able to play nintendos, he looks too much like Mario and I don't like it
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 2:50,
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Duck Hunt was okay though, I don't think that had any Marios in it
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:43,
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That is a particularly good illustration of the practice of "capering".
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 2:04,
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he's also good at "antics" and "shenanigans"
As well as "rollocking nonsense."
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 2:05,
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I've been watching him for 3 hours and 45 minutes
AND IT'S TRUE!
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 5:11,
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:D
synchronize your watches: Snub at 10:09, ready? *click*
no snubbing hap'nin here
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 1:58,
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no snubbing hap'nin here
This man has found the true meaning of happiness and should not be mocked.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 1:28,
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I think I speak for most of the United States
when I say that would feel REALLY good right now.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 1:35,
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's been in the high 90's for a while here in MO
my comfort zone lies somewhere between that and Ukraine :P
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 1:43,
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same here in IN
there's almost no green grass around anymore, everything is brown and parched :P
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 1:47,
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we are still pretty green--plenty of rain earlier
but I welcome the parch, so I don't have to mow as much :)
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 1:50,
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ever calculate how many chickens must die for 1 lb. of anuses?
well, it's a lot I bet.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 1:12,
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still sounds pretty good after fifteen years
he was a bit ahead of his time, I think
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 1:17,
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he was a bit ahead of his time, I think
those go well together, I was just mixing them in simultaneous tabs
anyway the rain in Bahrain falls mainly from the plane
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 1:42,
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anyway the rain in Bahrain falls mainly from the plane
you know what that needs mate? a fucking banging donk on it
RIGHT THE FUCK ON IT
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 2:04,
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RIGHT THE FUCK ON IT
I love that chicken with a shitty smell
Thatβs why I love clucking bell
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 1:09,
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no beaks, feet or feathers
just pure poultry arse for your enjoyment
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 1:36,
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I'll be sure to use it
if I start up my own poultry arse business.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 1:49,
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hahahaha
i saw a gif of yours on senorgif just so you know but they linked to your site.
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:42,
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oh, ta *goes to look*
hah, not seen the site before, oh my, the comments remind me of youtube. and i don't think anyone recognises chump manbear :)
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:58,
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I actually thought that was either a Kiss or W.A.S.P. song
I had to look it up to remember it was Spinal Tap..
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:58,
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Midnight at the oasis?
I'm not suggesting this is the answer, it's just got stuck in my fucking mind
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:21,
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I've never heard of "Just got stuck in my fucking mind" Who sings it?
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Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:22,
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It's like the back cover of Angel Dust meets the Blues Brothers.
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