not bad, not bad
my mates have all buggered off to the pride thing in town. apparently, i'm not allowed to go.
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Aye we lost a mate to that earlier
it was pissing it down an'all, so there's gonna be an awful lot of wet frocks n running mascara!
The rubber queens will be laughin tho...
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:42,
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The rubber queens will be laughin tho...
i've seen the way my mates behave when i'm there
i dread to think what kind of shit they get up to when i'm not!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:43,
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Our mate was off his tits on MPA and M-Cat and hadn't slept the entire weekend when we last saw him
and said he was gonna go home to get some MDMA he'd been saving for the event, so I dread to think, really.
He's probably hugging lamposts and dancing to the level crossing beeps by now...
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:48,
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He's probably hugging lamposts and dancing to the level crossing beeps by now...
sounds like me last time i went out!
except i spent half the night looking at my hands and the other half gurning at a dentist, with a brief pause to snog some random bloke
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:52,
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I did a bit of that this weekend
hand gazing I mean, mainly 'cos my varifocals arrived from Hong Kong whilst I was off my tits, and it was really trippy being able to get the TV and my hands in focus simultaneously.
It'll be a while before I get the hang of that but needy as my eyes seem to have suddenly decided in the last month to age 20 years.
Least I wasn't daft enough to pay Specsavers £300 for them like a mate did, daft sod...
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It'll be a while before I get the hang of that but needy as my eyes seem to have suddenly decided in the last month to age 20 years.
Least I wasn't daft enough to pay Specsavers £300 for them like a mate did, daft sod...
i'm still trying to get used to
no peripheral vision on my left side. it's making me really paranoid :(
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:07,
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What happened
there then?
My eyes just suddenly decided to go 60 out the blue and stop re-focussing anymore...
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:09,
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My eyes just suddenly decided to go 60 out the blue and stop re-focussing anymore...
birth defect
knew it was coming, i've got about 6 months left before i'm blind in my left eye, then they'll do the cataract in my right eye, so i'll still be able to see, hopefully
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I suppose that's something
mine just turned up, along with a load of eye floaters they tell me may take years to clear, happened after a fit of coughing I had from a chest infection, nobody seems to be able to tell me why but I got a new glasses prescription handed to me by Boots and ran out before they could try and sell me anything!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:20,
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possibly ruptured blood vessels caused by coughing
i was born with twisted nerves in my face, which connected my left eye to my jaw, under the skin, fortunately. after 15 years of surgery, you can't tell there's anything wrong and the nerve damage has turned my eyes from blue to green, which is a bonus. however, the nerve degeneration has sped up in the last few years and i WILL go totally blind eventually.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:26,
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Sympathies my love
as you say at least you had plenty of warning n know what's goin on, guess that's summat.
Enjoy it while you can, eh?
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:32,
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Enjoy it while you can, eh?
i intend to
and when i can't see, i'll have the perfect excuse for pulling ugly blokes!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:35,
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Hahaha!
Aye fuck it eh, if there's nowt you can do to stop it go into it smiling and putting a finger up at it! :)
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:16,
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heheheh
i think they feel they can't really let their hair down with me there, especially with my diminished alcohol capacity and need to be looked after ;)
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:44,
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Noice innit!?
I like stuff like that, as a way to make your mark on your environment, so much nicer than tagging and such, tho lord knows what the tree thinks if it.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:32,
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Real photo Sunday n all that
why not eh?
I wonder if it goes all saggy n Nora Batty when it rains?
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:51,
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I wonder if it goes all saggy n Nora Batty when it rains?
hehe
we had a lot of wrapped up trees in an exhibition near us a couple of years back but I think I prefer the fully knitted look :)
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:01,
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funny as this is
clothes on dogs is wrong and is a clear sign of mental illness
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:44,
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I agree with the exception of greyhounds,
they need an extra layer in the winter.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:46,
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well, if you fatten them up
there'll be more to eat and they may have enough on them to survive winter
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:58,
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this is the problem when you study psychology
you tend to analyse everything
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:50,
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Yup,
learning several therapeutic models concurrently tended to confuse me.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:59,
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How does a dog in a sweater
indicate that he's mental. He didn't even put it on himself.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:59,
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so is he responsible for all the dog bananas left on the path near me?
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:10,
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I wasn't going to make any more of these today...
...and then I made some more of these today.
Click to see them all bigger and that.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:39,
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...and then I made some more of these today.
Click to see them all bigger and that.
I'm definitely not...
...going to start on 'the four ages of Obi-Wan' that I was sketching out before a friend tweeted that they were watching Watchmen.
Definitely not today.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:47,
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Definitely not today.
i like these
especially the one who's been eating cold ready brek
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:44,
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brilliant stuff!
amongst other things i was disappointed how weedy ozy looked in the film
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:45,
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Dammit....you WERE a quicksandologist, & a damn GOOD one too...
what happened LS, why did you lose your nerve man? You were one of the best..
*Takes a swig of beer*
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:43,
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*Takes a swig of beer*
Dammit you insensitive bastard.... don't you know we never mention that....!!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:46,
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I don't care....I think it's time we addressed the issue, I've had my demons too invisable, but I had to
deal with it DAMMIT!!!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:50,
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Haha.. he'll never deal with it dammit......the wounds run too deep...!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:04,
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Available for parties: amateur ventriloquist, speaks three words
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:22,
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i hate nursing homes
they smell of piss and sweat and, due to old people always feeling cold, the heat is on full blast all the time, which makes the smell much worse :(
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:32,
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Well dammit..... just think how much fresher they'll smell now you've stopped smoking..!!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:41,
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I thought his performance was a bit wooden last time I saw him live...!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:31,
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that's an old criticism but
thru it all, he keeps a stiff upper lip
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:34,
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i don't know about that
he always made a fucking song and dance out of any scene he was in, the overacting fucker
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:20,
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Dammit smash... that's because he's a doctor.... not a decent actor..! ;-)
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:23,
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They are the orignall emo's.. they just love going out in public to be laughed at....
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:18,
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heh, blast from the past
TJ: If anyone's interested in a Google Plus invite, I've got a few left.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:31,
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Thanks!
Can't wait to see if Google+ is ++ungood.
Not really. It's just all the cool kids are doing it, so I figured I'd better
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Not really. It's just all the cool kids are doing it, so I figured I'd better
Quick... use the toilet roll key...fourth along on the bottom row....!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:57,
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I knew they shouldn't have given you a license to open a petting zoo!
Nicely :)
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:53,
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lovely...
well,terrifying, but you know what i mean...
and they don't look at all like cat eyes. how rare.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:54,
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and they don't look at all like cat eyes. how rare.
In their millions.
*Absolutely no-one will get this reference.*
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:02,
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did not so!!!
I knew it for reasons you humans could not possibly understand
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:24,
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Let a MAN get it.
EDIT: also, uber petty, but I just noticed this is still here:
b3ta.com/board/10499398
It's not original work yet has a really high rating for some reason :S
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:55,
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b3ta.com/board/10499398
It's not original work yet has a really high rating for some reason :S
Jabells has previous form in posting other people's work to the image challenges, and doing quite well from it.
He/she has found their niche, and I don't expect them to change their habits any time soon.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:19,
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I don't see what people are moaning about.
I know it it a picture he just found. but he has added the toap...
And there are loads of other entries in the challenge, that are just pictures of a road sign, that people have just found, and added toap to that the same as he has..
People are't going "Oh you found that picture of that road sign on the internet and just put toap on it"
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:32,
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And there are loads of other entries in the challenge, that are just pictures of a road sign, that people have just found, and added toap to that the same as he has..
People are't going "Oh you found that picture of that road sign on the internet and just put toap on it"
Yeah but, all Jabells has done has put a crappy border on it and tried to type.
I mean, at least most of the guys here have put a bit of effort into it.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:42,
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I agree it's not the most complex bit of photoshopping I'v ever seen ;-) and I wouldn't click it myself
But he has technically changed the picture...
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:52,
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But he's added practically nothing to the picture, apart from semi-literate drivel.
I should probably just shut up and stop lashing out at the system, huh? XD
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:03,
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Haha.. you lash away as much as you like.. ;-)
We all think differently....
I mean the best thing I seen in weeks is this..
www.b3ta.com/board/10501162
But only 6 comments and no where near the popular board...
Just rechecked the popular page and it's now there..!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:09,
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I mean the best thing I seen in weeks is this..
www.b3ta.com/board/10501162
But only 6 comments and no where near the popular board...
Just rechecked the popular page and it's now there..!
That's what she said. XD
And that is a pretty good piece :D It's always the more obscure ones that get my attention in the end.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:24,
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hehe
my dad worked with a guy whose nickname was Buffy (because he was a big, ugly, fat fucker) If they wanted something heavy moved they just used to bet Buffy that he couldn't do it.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:58,
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SAVE YOUR BACK
Get Yorkshire Ripper: Peter Sutcliffe to do any heavy lifting!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:11,
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Aye great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ!
And in other news, Hello back atcha lass.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:21,
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Do you have a refund
policy on your Bum-loons? I did not float gracefully at all.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:25,
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yay 70's beardy man is alive and well
but apparently he has 2 right feet , could be tricky that at christmas pipe or slippers mmmmm
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:48,
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it's 'caps lock' on US keyboards
but I don't know what 'shift iock' is...
EDIT: Duh, I couldn't figure out why the "L" in "LOCK" wasn't uppercase.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:16,
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EDIT: Duh, I couldn't figure out why the "L" in "LOCK" wasn't uppercase.
I'm sure I could
display the appropriate image to the appropriate country given an hour or so.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:18,
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I'v just looked at 7 different keyboards I have lying around.
And they all say (Caps Lock) on them. and I'm not in the US.
I have always wondered what the shift key is when I hear people mention it, now I know...!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:27,
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I have always wondered what the shift key is when I hear people mention it, now I know...!
A far as I am aware...
Caps Lock only does letters and Shift Lock includes the other keys.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:31,
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Haha.... Now I see what he means...! and the 1 in your picture makes sence 2 ;-)
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:37,
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hAhAhA1
eDIT; WAS THAT A nINJA EDIT I SAW/
Edit: and I have a UK keyboard with 'Caps Lock' on - all this time I thought I was just a crap typist and now I realise it's just because I have a faulty keyboard!
Or not.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:20,
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Edit: and I have a UK keyboard with 'Caps Lock' on - all this time I thought I was just a crap typist and now I realise it's just because I have a faulty keyboard!
Or not.
i'V JUST LOOKED AT 7 i HAVE LYING AROUND, AND THEY ALL SAY cAPS LOCK
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:29,
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Haha....
Mine's covered in too much dried out crusted on spunk and dust to be able tell what most of the keys are anymore....
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:05,
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Sorry TJ time.
Cheers for everyone that helped. Swede Mason is officially placed at number 37 in the charts (beating that utter crap Otis remix).
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:36,
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It's a sign! Look out for flying cars!
And prolly not worth its own thread
Don't know whether this works with the reboot; only saw two episodes and the car didn't jump over anything like it did in the original.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 15:46,
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Don't know whether this works with the reboot; only saw two episodes and the car didn't jump over anything like it did in the original.
I don't think I've seen any of the reboot.
But I do remember KITT being able to do pretty much anything it damn wanted. It was like Batman's plot convenie- I mean, utility belt.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 15:52,
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KITT gave me a long and abiding love of Pontiac Firebirds
which I will happily indulge when I make my millions. I'll even swallow my disappointment that the cars don't talk to me or have a little row of glowing red LEDs beneath their bonnet.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 15:54,
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I'm sure someone out there has customized a Firebird to some extent, to be a bit like KITT.
The LEDs would be easy, just a case of what kind of computer could be used.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:08,
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I'm sure that about a third of the owners of third generation Firebirds
have done exactly that.... :) The LEDs would be a doddle, actually. I could have done that with a few LEDs and a few 555 timers when I was at school. I'd have no clue now but frankly if we could figure it out then when we didn't give a toss I'm pretty sure I could figure it now.
The talking would be a bit tougher though. I guess I could program a little computer with a selection of stock phrases and run it through a synthesiser. It wouldn't be quite the same, but it would be *something*, at least.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:15,
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The talking would be a bit tougher though. I guess I could program a little computer with a selection of stock phrases and run it through a synthesiser. It wouldn't be quite the same, but it would be *something*, at least.
To be quite honest, when/if I get a car and it isn't a Firebird I'd give it a go. :P
Maybe the 'computer' could be an iPhone, modified to synthesize caller's voices? That would be awesome :D
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:28,
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Oh now that is one good idea
Wouldn't be too hard to do, either.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:34,
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Even if I don't get a Firedbird I'd still want something like that for my phone.
It'd be so cool.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:49,
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If it's impossible, you can bet it will be done by the end of the show
For all the shows at that time, it was pretty much the same. There was an episode of Knight Rider where the car said jumping over the ramp on the back of a moving truck in a stunt show was not possible, but it was done with apparent ease. And then there was that episode of Airwolf where they managed to loop the loop.
I did come up with an idea for a parody of a Knight Rider-like show many years ago. It was a making of documentary, and there would have been a bit where the producer gathered everyone together that would have gone like this:
Producer: Many of you know <actor's name> who was staring in our sister show involving a high-tech motorcycle, Street Eagle. Unfortunately, he died earlier on today as a result of a high speed crash
Crew member: What happened?
Producer: Well, we managed to build a motorcycle capable of travelling through rush-hour traffic at 300mph. During a practice run, someone opened their car door.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:09,
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I did come up with an idea for a parody of a Knight Rider-like show many years ago. It was a making of documentary, and there would have been a bit where the producer gathered everyone together that would have gone like this:
Producer: Many of you know <actor's name> who was staring in our sister show involving a high-tech motorcycle, Street Eagle. Unfortunately, he died earlier on today as a result of a high speed crash
Crew member: What happened?
Producer: Well, we managed to build a motorcycle capable of travelling through rush-hour traffic at 300mph. During a practice run, someone opened their car door.
Then again, it was the 80's.
If it was even a little bit out of logical thinking, it could be done, and done perfectly. For example, the A-Team's infamous cabbage gun.
We need ingenuity like that in the special forces.
And as for the parody, I think even today that would be fitting; maybe not as much as back then, but then again all the old shows are coming back, along with trademark absurdity. Go for it. ^^
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:26,
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We need ingenuity like that in the special forces.
And as for the parody, I think even today that would be fitting; maybe not as much as back then, but then again all the old shows are coming back, along with trademark absurdity. Go for it. ^^
LOLS!
Can I sneak this badger/sign-related pea which is barely related to the compo in here?
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 15:51,
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You can't deny that they are quite awesome though.
Or maybe you can, I dunno. :P
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:56,
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I only ever saw my first ever real live badger about 2 years ago.
But this year I'v seen about 5 of them, I always imagined they were going to be beautiful pure black and brilliant white and clean looking...!!
What a shock it was to behold the shaby, dirty, mangy dark dark brown and cream things that scuttled accross the road looking like a worn out 20 year old rug that had never been cleaned...!!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:12,
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What a shock it was to behold the shaby, dirty, mangy dark dark brown and cream things that scuttled accross the road looking like a worn out 20 year old rug that had never been cleaned...!!
I think the only time I've seen a badger was in a farm sort of place a year or two ago.
It wasn't as shabby as you described a wild badger, of course.
I've seen both wild and 'domesticated' foxes, and I only really notice very subtle differences.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:41,
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I've seen both wild and 'domesticated' foxes, and I only really notice very subtle differences.
I'm always seeing foxes...
When I see a nice one I always go "Arh lovely fox" when I she a shabby one I always go "Arh poor thing"
Just my first ever experience of seeing the badger (Which I alaways thought would be a real treat) was, "What the fuck is that hidious flea ridden mess walking accross the road"..!!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:05,
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Just my first ever experience of seeing the badger (Which I alaways thought would be a real treat) was, "What the fuck is that hidious flea ridden mess walking accross the road"..!!
I think my first ever experience with a fox was
"Oh shit what the fuck is that noise?!" not knowing at the time they caw, rather than bark or howl.
Shame that I don't see too many around the area :(
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 18:28,
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Shame that I don't see too many around the area :(
All the foxes moved to the city... easy living for them there....
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:21,
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That's it... I all done....
This final one is Abbie Cornish as Meet Sweet Pea as was to big for my std 400x400 post... (I hope you all like it)
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 15:07,
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nice, she's all pixilated like some pornography i used to have on my amiga.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 15:14,
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Watch out for homophones though
Alpha may gamble, but you can expect a lambda gambol.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 15:00,
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You mean the alphabet doesn't start with Q and end with M?
Madness!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:31,
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The threat of
having a tailed butt plug shoved up your arse is ever-present.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:03,
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Oh I was wondering what that was.
I thought I was turning into an animal.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:18,
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Hello, Ragathi.
You might have more luck posting your link here: www.b3ta.com/links/
The mainboard is usually the home for images and gifs made by b3tans.
Hope this helps.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 13:29,
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The mainboard is usually the home for images and gifs made by b3tans.
Hope this helps.
i like yours better -- it leaves little room for misinterpretation
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So what kind of things do you post on b3ta?
Anger...
Pain....
Fear...
Aggression...
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 14:56,
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Pain....
Fear...
Aggression...
Anger leads to /links.
/Links leads to hate.
Hate leads to /talk.
/Talk leads to suffering.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 17:17,
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Hate leads to /talk.
/Talk leads to suffering.
You could make money selling those
all it's missing is a stray hair...
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 15:40,
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I drew her
before the hair trademark. I must update these things.
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