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[challenge entry] mornin'

right scroll ----+
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# does that mean
the resultant change in weather system would make it rain tea?

that's fab
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# haha
luckily rain isn't affected so coffee lovers get a choice
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Maybe some coffee granule asteroids will come down
and turn the sea into coffee
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 11:31, archived)
# But with the tea already there
You'd get toffee
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 18:29, archived)
# I hope it's coupled with Global Tea-Warming
cold tea yuck!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# There would be Typhoo'ns?
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Pah! It will be a storm in a teacup!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 11:31, archived)
# The storm would definately be brewing though
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Any more puns like that
And I will give your hide a right tannin'!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] scroll lol

*click*
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Very good!
*click*
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# hahah--
oh noes--next brace for sugar bombardment
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Yay for clay
and his stubborn refusal to bow to the FP gods!

*click*
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Fabulous =) The flavour just floods out
Have a pea

R2T42
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 11:03, archived)
# nice phonetic R2 sounds, sir!
I do feel that threepio needs some sort of groin based tea spout though - R2 looks thirsty!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Haha, never thought of that...
Gimme a few... brb
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Press F5 to make him grow a willy
*furiously tries to think of 'brass eye' joke*
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Brass jap's eye?
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# LMAO.
"R2T42" pffffft! X-))
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Woo to you!
Have a pea

(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)
# yey :D
*sups*
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Epic !
*clik*
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Epic Woo
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 12:36, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!!
Just to fuck with the frontpage!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Epic!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# wahey
another fpfu from clay :)
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Happy start of the weekend b3ta....
and Happy Birthday to Carol Decker, Coco Rocha and Colin (Fuck) Firth
(I have no idea who Coco is, but she is lovey and I've (edit) not had a ginge for ages)

(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 8:40, archived)
# and todays "Queen of the Sripy"...
has to go to Judy Geeson.

(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Ahhh...
She was definitely one of the early contributors to my much younger self's slowly dawning realisation that there was something about certain women that made little Skotzmun feel all funny in a nice way.
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 9:38, archived)
# O_0
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Charles Manson in stripes would be appropriate :)
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 9:56, archived)
# You've had a Ginge for ages?
Do you at least feed her?
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)
# :)
Fixed now...
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 9:15, archived)
# good 'nings. I have some new fluff:
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 9:22, archived)
# She is very cute..
What is her name?
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)
# haven't decided on a name yet.
i think i'll wait until it's big enough to tell if it is a he or she. :D
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Maybe a bit tenuous but
you could do one of Goofy tomorrow, as it will be the birthday of Pinto Colvig, who originally voiced him.
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Rubs legs
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# OY!
Get off!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] this is my cuppa tea, there are many like it, but this one is mine
there are many like it but this one is mine
what happened to the fuck pic that was here earlier?
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 4:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 4:21, archived)
# ha ha! the spoon is everything here!
i really want to edit it, change the melon to an egg and the spoon to a toast soldier
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 4:26, archived)
# to replace the missing fuck pic
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 4:27, archived)
# yeah!
spoonfacemelondeath
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 5:05, archived)
# ohthisFUCKpicsorrymanimpissed

virgin fuuuuck!!!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 4:29, archived)
# there ya go
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 4:31, archived)
# Thread deletion? Don't make me fuck, you wouldn't like me when I fuck...
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 6:18, archived)
# hahaha
told off by the fuckmaster :)
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Sit on the bog too long
And you'll get Piles.
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Fischgabel <-- as close as this gets to tea
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Hahaha! No replies? This is superb :D
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Rooibos
click (nsfw)

mod edit: sorry, bit late to the party but that's not safe for work.
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:55, archived)
# nsfw
cunt shite
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:56, archived)
# i like minge
although you may want to link that :)
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Thats no minge
its a feather in an armpit
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:58, archived)
# pudendal cleft
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 4:02, archived)
# I'm in favour of bitching up the search results for that term
Mostly because there are still plenty of correct results and the insertion of a nice chunk of b3ta stuff must mystify the rest of the world for a few seconds each :D
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 4:14, archived)
# ^ this
googlejapes
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 4:32, archived)
# There are some wonderfully hatstand results in that search
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# ham-fisted brotards
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 4:46, archived)
# For some reason
I'm less inclined to image search for that term . . .
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 5:05, archived)
# The first GIS result (when I search from here, at least)
is a pic I made, of what used to be the first result, with my pic of the first result next to it.
Of course, now the pic I made is the first result, and the pic that used to be the first result has gotten buried under a bunch of b3ta pics.
True story.

This makes no sense does it. It's true though.
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 5:12, archived)
# Alrighty then.
Still not confusing as many folks though.
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 6:23, archived)
# now see?....
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 5:33, archived)
# Hamtoucher
*blocked*
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)
# what a fantastic teafuckjape
EDIT: slave labour lols
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Could not connect to remote server
chogis denied
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:51, archived)
# chogis and tea
yes please
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:55, archived)
# BRISKET BUDDY SEBEN: Noo Meats for Mogis
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:57, archived)
# i started wanking at 0:00 and came at 4:24
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:35, archived)
# dayum, u must be some kinda porn star
i bet you spent 4 minutes of that 'edging'
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:37, archived)
# PENULTIMATE PRESUCK 8: Noo suckle, Noo buckle
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:40, archived)
# 2hourlaterwankreply
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 4:01, archived)
# GET TO THE CUPPA
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:50, archived)
# penultimate budokai drei: dired out chism
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:52, archived)
# i have nothing of value to add
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:00, archived)
# SAFEWALK
ahahaha
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:03, archived)
# oh good god, Ha HA hA
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:04, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 13:53, archived)
# you ned to change your tag, it's throwing Google image search into a fit
it's throwing Google image search into a fit
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:03, archived)
# Ok I changed it
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 2:10, archived)
# noo choon for xhogis

spotify:track:0jGVEPscW8KmqktoHqv2Pa (Sunrise by Simply Red)

time to jape

ta la
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:59, archived)
# I`ve been in the pope`s cunt
it`s a fucking hole
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:13, archived)
# wobblefuckoupan
"excuse me, this coupan doesn't work "

"ah, you'd want to be using the new wobblefuckoupan, (only in tesco)"
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:37, archived)
# oh hai, dis fuckoupon don dun, you chogis, no prefund
ta la
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:42, archived)
# SELL MORE DIK DIK DICK!!!!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:45, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:43, archived)
# cacteyes
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Now do one where they're wearing ties.
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:31, archived)
# In Thailand.
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:53, archived)
# they look a bit pissed
WOO!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:34, archived)
# One might say prickly
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Is that English pissed or Merkin pissed?
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:35, archived)
# merkinpissed

i love germanising words
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:52, archived)
# I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:38, archived)
# prick stare
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:40, archived)
# Hello
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Ha ha!
That's lovely!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:43, archived)
# :D
awesome! :D

(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:45, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:49, archived)
# spore-ts section?
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Gorgeous.
I love this.
:D

(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 3:25, archived)
# Brilliant. Too good
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# The tall one is called spike.
The other cactuses are also called spike.
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:42, archived)
# !!!


g'nighty!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:12, archived)
# Sneaky bastards.
AAA
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:44, archived)
# hahaha reminds me of my pic I did many years ago
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 4:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Maracas ^
Baracas v
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)
# on me `ead san
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)
# hahahah, trust herman to use this source
GOOD MAN HERMAN
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:38, archived)
# If anybody would Herman :D would
this has to be his new catchphase
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:49, archived)
# i nearly did it
but i'm too much of a pussy. although i am drinking now so watch out for later.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:53, archived)
# yeeeeessss!
*eagerly awaits "later"*
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Seconded!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Happyb3ta yesterday:D
8 years Woo
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)
# thank you :D
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Herman, Herman, he's our dude
If anyone'd do it, Herman wude.
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)
# it was in google search :D
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Hahaha, totally nuts.
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)
# that gives me the warm-fuzzies
akshally, she's getting the warm fuzzies, LOLOLllOLL!!1!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)
# That used to be my favourite programme.
Did T-shirt ever actually T-bag the witch?
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Go Herman! Go Herman!
woot woot! :D
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll let you make up your own bad puns
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)
# I shitty the poo
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Pee-A Baracus.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Baby T
4eva displayin parts
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Mr Teepee
That is all.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# excellent shop bastard
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I love this!
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I said it before and I'll say it again
ahh pity da foo who dont ask for a second cup
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)
# blerg

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:56, archived)
# A Gustav Klimt piece, right?
I recognize the style :)
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)
# it is indeed
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:12, archived)
# this is ace
shaven `ead, `inger `ubes
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)
# I tried to darken them, but it looked weird
I don't remember seeing Weaver's pubes, so you never know...
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)
# it's like star wars meets aboriginal art
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Woo
channel4
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)
# SPOILER ALERT
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Fucking Woo:D
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)
# thank fuck for you
I was watching more 11/9 guff
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Paint.... No Seams !
.

.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:50, archived)
# The tide of tearror
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Ninja !
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)
# nice but...
bindun m`lad
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] We should have seen the warning signs
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)
# oops!
I didn't mean to give this its own thread.

/grabs ankles.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Oh you lie!
=]
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)
# chimpanztea
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)
# "Dad, do you know we're gonna rise up and become the dominant species on the planet?"
"You 'um it son and I'll play it."
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)
# bonjour madamey
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Tea 2
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Ironically, he gets dunked to death at the end
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Oh great
I was going to watch it for the first time tonight as well :(
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fuck me you can be bang on the mark
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# hahaha
post more dude
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
#

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:45, archived)
# bet she doesnt get many blokes asking for a wank
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:51, archived)
# uma thurman
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:58, archived)
# alright, but just this once

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Hahah
That's so fucking horrible
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)
# skag skank
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:18, archived)
# I don't usually leave replies to old threads,
but this is so well done, I had to. Well done. click, etc
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 4:15, archived)
# Hahahah.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Hasta La Vista
Baby
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)
# *likes*
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Afternoon tea...
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Harry Potter and t


Tea time here, by the way.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)
# It says Potter
...But he looks like a doctor from Star Trek.

Just give me my brew...
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] star wars?
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] T too the rescue
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] AV A FACKIN BREW!!

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh, don't mind if
I do.

Sorry for the pea
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Let's get this party started
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:49, archived)
# He has the cold, lifeless eyes of a shark
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Or david mitchell

(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# mullet?
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)
# The cunt.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:26, archived)
# He is a bit unnerving...
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Is that tea?
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)
# The contents are entirely up to you.
I have a feeling i'll regret that.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)
# yeah..................................................................party time
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 2:15, archived)

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