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# ALDI video competition
Could B3TANS do better?

https://www.likealdi.co.uk/competition/
(Steve_LF, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:43, archived)
# I doubt they could do better
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)
# No, but we're sexier
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:58, archived)
# >
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:04, archived)
# ALDI FUCK YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)
# yeah
no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I've seen a video of yer maw..she's much better
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10546198
(herman:D, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:53, archived)
# I fucking love gravity!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Memorizing
Is that one of those new music timer things?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
# I think you will find a better one over there

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)
# is Aldi havin' a laugh ?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Aldi make unreliable cars which kill many hundreds of people every year, due to poor workmanship.
At least, that's what I heard. I'm not saying it's true, just that it's what I heard.
Actually, it would be awful if that showed up in a Google search for "Audi" wouldn't it.

Have any other b3tans heard any unsubstantiated rumours about Audi's cars? I'd love to hear about them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:08, archived)
# no, but I want to let everyone know that Lexus drivers are the world's shittiest drivers
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
# also, i am really mad at you right now.
I posted this b3ta.com/board/10545092 last night, and only got one reply. It was the funniest thing i ever made, and YOU WEREN"T THERE FOR ME!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Even if I'd seen it Pedro
I couldn't have commented because I would have been laughing too hard. It is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen. I'm only able to comment now because a truckload of aids orphans just burst into flames outside my apartment, and it's taken the edge off the humour slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)
# hmmm, good point.
maybe other gayshifters have been hospitalised because of the unstoppable laughing episode.

i feel really bad now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I'm just about to buy one
and this thread is giving me the heebie jeebies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:23, archived)
# i drove a heebie jeebie for a few years. i got really good mileage on a tank of fuel
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Ooh I wonder if they do a convertible
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)
# yes
... i mean 'no'

... or maybe

... fuck, dont know, dont care

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)
# You expect me to care?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] We're gonna need a bigger etc etc


Click for bigger (143 kb)
(leviaxxan lurking all over the world, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:35, archived)
# BIGGAH
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:42, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I have learned today
that pink tops increase breast size 300%
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)
# that's gotta be the sexiest Freebase ever
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
# You poor cow
(Kazza , loathing myself so you don't have to, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
# oh fuk yes
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:28, archived)
# i'm not sure about this weeks challenge
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Much more effective
(ivo says hi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)
# -_-
* I didn't see that coming...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)
# A Spanish Inquisition made up of ninjas
You won't expect it or see it until it's too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:04, archived)
# So, the new Japanese iPhone has an early Earthquake Warning app



I like to think it works something like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)
# I don't understand that?
But then I am a PC.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)
# I love that film
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Forgiven

(jpod, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:23, archived)
# 1_0
I hope nothing sexy happens
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:11, archived)
# I'll accompany this with a chortle :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:16, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Why sum up one movie in three frames when I can do loads at once?


Can I has my Oscar now please?
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:16, archived)
# that sums it up in a nutshell
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Hey I think I've seen that one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Wft?
(Kazza , loathing myself so you don't have to, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] no idea....but it's got 3 frames so may as well compo it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Arf! Now this I like
Michael Caine doing the gold-grab shuffle
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Some fine lateral thinking there.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Hahaha:D
But there's 14 Frames;D
(herman:D, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I like this
so I clicked it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Mini fail
Frames 1 and 3 yay
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)
# The entries for this comp are getting RISier and RISier
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)
# inglourious basterds
a definite must
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Yeah, I've seen it
I just don't see how three different Col. Landa expressions...

I've obviously missed the point somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I thought it was shit
honestly. Inglorious tarantino wank
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:50, archived)
# he's so happy he's phasing out of existence
:P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# He didn't keep his new year's resolution
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:39, archived)
# oh christ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:49, archived)
# his failure to master a decent pucker has clearly amused him
oh well, time for a film before bed, i think.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:33, archived)
# G'nacht
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] They're all the same...
(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Door Door Face?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)
# front door...
(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)
# front door. back door. face.
(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# ris door. ris door. ris
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:16, archived)
# I know totally agree with you regarding this compo!
guaranteed RIS n'PISS!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# :D ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)
# apparently your Feng Shui is out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:25, archived)
# well, if your face doesn't fit....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)
# The postman gets face fucked if he doesn't turn up on two separate occasions?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Fine with a chance of UARS
(deko, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:57, archived)
# I hope it lands in my back garden.
I'd sell that shit on eBay. I imagine it'd get even more if it has Pokemon inside it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:57, archived)
# they've issued a "don't touch, it's hot!" warning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Ooh
NASA have pointed out that it all remains property of old Uncle Sam and anyone hawking it on eBay is liable to get a visit from the representatives of the US of A.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)
# if it falls in my garden it's mine
fuck NASA
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)
# That's the spirit!
It'd be like the Family Guy episode. Cecede from whichever country you live in, and hold out against the US army. They're overstretched these days anyway, they won't be able to do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Unsolicited delivery
If you didn't order it, you're allowed to keep it. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:10, archived)
# if it still belongs to them
then i'd say they're liable for any damage caused by it, emotional or physical. if they don't let you sell it, sue the fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)
# hahaha
I like your way of thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:22, archived)
# i'm northern, we don't fuck about.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Aye, we don't miss a beat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:38, archived)
# They can kiss my arse.
If it doesn't go on eBay, and if it's big enough, it'll make a lovely little space den.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# I'd just look all innocent
"No, Mr FBI, I didn't see a satellite fall in my garden! That smoking crater? I did that last night. I, err, was playing around with Semtex."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)
# "Had a bit of a dodgy vindaloo. That used to be an outhouse."
If that fails, I'll just claim 'Finders keepers'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Hmmm. I'd go for the Semtex in the toilet
"I had a septic tank down there. It was all a bit blocked so I dropped in some plastic explosive."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)
# "Yes I know it's been a decade or two since the ceasefire...
...but it was taking up room in the attic."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:19, archived)
# *urp*
Pardon me...

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)
# I thought this was how they recorded the Inception BWAAAAAR noise until...


b3ta.com/board/10545041
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Bury and wait 'til they forget about it.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)
# She doesn't want that invisible child anywhere near her
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Reach out and touch me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)
# It's all that white space it's carrying that worries me!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
# hahaha
I was looking through some stills of this film earlier.
no panties though : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)
# 1980's panty montage.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Cabareich
(Golgot100 is actually a number, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:34, archived)
# suits her
and makes her look oddly like major kira nerys
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)
# or Ruth Madoc
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:43, archived)
# 0_0
you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)
# i do love that film
although All that jazz is more mind blowing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)
# I wasn't too impressed with All the Jazz at first
Then it all starts to come together in the last half hour
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Is it wrong?
That I'm always humming Tomorrow Belongs to Me. Like an upwardly mobile Nazi child?
(Golgot100 is actually a number, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# She has just been on the One Show.
Which reminds me..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Really?
I don't think I would
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Are you more of a Matt Baker kind of guy?

Sorry, how rude of me... ning pp
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)
# ning NB
she doesn't do it for me, I want christine back :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)
# she's got a cracking bod
but I don't think I could put up with her constant conspiracy theories!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Fecking ace!
hahahahaha. Oh my compose ones self. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)
# I have the song in my head now
TJ: search the Android Market for 'b3ta' (or just click here)

hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Nickleback, potter, mars?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Nor do I
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Just imagine it's their birthdays
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:15, archived)
# it's obviously Ghost 2: revenge of the alien love child
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Brilliant film
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:15, archived)
# ^This
Yak yak
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Close Attacks
of the Mars Kind?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:21, archived)
#
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
In whatever comes our way
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:24, archived)
# That works
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] must've
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:48, archived)
# I love Peter Falk...
Best of all the squinted detectives...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:17, archived)
# my birthday's coming up
it just so happens to be the same day as jeff goldblum's birthday.
you know what you have to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Heeeeeeeeelp me ?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:28, archived)
# When is that and send us a photo...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:30, archived)
# october 22nd
and i'm sure there's photos knocking round the internet of both me and goldblum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)
# after a quick google
i've realised that i've put some utter shit on the internet. still, the pic of me as a zombie is still there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)
# * Wonders off to have a look
I may be gone a while...

Will I need family filter on?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)
# i doubt it
only ever posted one cleavage shot for my 50k
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:10, archived)
# best of all the days for a birthday
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)
# you too, eh?
great that it's on a saturday this year, party time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Love the picture WB
Just another question......
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, it's terrible. No, I'm not sorry.
(Kyzia was here on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Is that Dallas?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:49, archived)
# y....
no
(Kyzia was here on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Bright Lights
Big Titties?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Pfft..
hardly!
(Kyzia was here on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:52, archived)
# throws the frying pan
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:52, archived)
# hmmm
NSFW: www.b3tards.com/u/ed6e00a77f19d9e44cba/amazinglesbianaction.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:52, archived)
# ?
Not Suitable for Wanking?
(Kyzia was here on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:53, archived)
# damn jpgs!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:51, archived)
# sluts in the city?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:54, archived)
# 9-11?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] w.t.f?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Wait... THAT'S ME! O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)
# pffff
never even seen it, but i knew what it was from the first pic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:25, archived)
# hahahahahahaha, excellent
I actually enjoyed it. I've been sleep walking for years and I could relate to how reality and dreams merge sometimes and feck with your mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)
# it just struck me
as something trying far too hard to be weird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:32, archived)
# You should give it a go -
it's a good film.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)
# i'll have to borrow it off someone
then i can buy it if i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)
# you could always *ahem*
'borrow' it from the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
# nah
i prefer my film watching to be in my comfy area
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# aha...
Your legendary 'comfy area'.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:41, archived)
# I actually like Donnie Darko, great film :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)
# i'm seeing a lot of love for this film
would it be improved by being off my chops whilst watching it? i only ask for scientific purposes, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Well worth watching, imo
I didn't expect to like it and it really took me by surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:15, archived)
# haha! when I went to see that film
a pretentious student-type, after it had finished, said loudly: "Ok, give me five pounds anyone who'd like me to explain the end to you.'
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:26, archived)
# i'd have stood up
and said "ok, anyone who wants me to punch this uppity cunt upside the gullet can give me the £5 instead"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)
# yep! - I just thought it instead...
wish you'd been in the audience. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)
# i hate cunts in cinemas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:37, archived)
# You've got my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:35, archived)
# 1 frame, 3 scenes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:37, archived)
# This is wonderful
as is the film
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:43, archived)
# this^
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:35, archived)
# I thought it was Abyss, with the water tubey thing
I saw the first fifteen min of Donnie Darko once and got bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
# I might have to rewatch it
because on first viewing I thought this was wank.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)
# This is ace.
Both in its own right, and because it's about my second-favourite film. Might have to go and listen to the Liquid Spear Waltz now.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I think my beard actually grew while watching it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# bits of it were funny
i've decided the rest of it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:12, archived)
# That's right, when he lost Wilson, I forgot that bit!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# the fire-making part made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:16, archived)
# RIP WILSON 4EVA IN R HARTZ XOXOXOX
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:12, archived)
# That's not you beard you fool...
That thing on your bollocks is your cock..

EDIT: Sorry about that, that was possibly a little harsh...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# haha
No, no, you were correct, it was my mistake :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# he's a ballchinnian
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:16, archived)
# I really liked that film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# I'm actually re-reading Robinson Crusoe with my eldest
And very jealous of his 28 year holiday alone on a desert island :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Wow...he's had sex with that ball many times.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# hahaha, WIlson - the ball that just keeps giving!
And still counting
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:17, archived)
# haha - it's a long watch,
but not as long as Forrest Gump - that seemed interminable.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)

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