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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)

oh god...

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)

hahaha

MAN - HE FLY!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)

Boss like Zammo!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)

Monster trippin'

WOO Toastie!
Top work :)

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Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:23, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)

Stripy spacepants FTW!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)

Wait a minute...those guitar leggings

are they real?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)

just a pattern I found and overlaid

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)

Okay, carry on then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)

Admit it, you would kill for guitar leggings.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)

I will admit to nothing this morning

and certainly not that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:45, archived)

this is brilliantly done

superb texture mapping

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)

Aha, I knew I had a pic for this somewhere

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)

This is the type of fall fashions joke that is fast gaining in popularity

/gayshift

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)

hahaha

sssspang!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:42, archived)

In a nutshell..

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)

I've never seen it

also : I don't like the font

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)

Needs more brown.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)

You have seen it

you've just forgotten

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)

arf! Jacko's deathbed photos could be worse....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)

oooh!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:21, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)

John Bishop?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)

"I'M JUST A POOR PAEDO NOBOY LOVES ME..."

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)

simon weston?

*boards bus to hull*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:23, archived)

budge over

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)

ha hahhaha ha!

sorry, bit obvious and shit, but meh!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:56, archived)

pffffft

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)

:D ning's everyone !

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)

hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)

heh heh!

i'm surprised nobody's doen the head swap when vader's helmet is removed

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:51, archived)

i think a someone did

or maybe it was when anikan is lying there getting burnt, or maybe not, i'm not sure.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)

oh?

i haven't seen either

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)

If only he had used the dodge tool

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)

hull please...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)

This is because he has dirty trouserpance

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)

I was expecting more Bond...

So I'll just sneak this in before the compo finishes..

(Danger Moose is saving ferris on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:11, archived)

YOU MEAN HE DIDN'T DIE!?!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:36, archived)

AND HE DIDN'T TALK!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)

Nah that would be unsporting

No mr Julian, we'll just consider you a big joke. That will make you die inside.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:44, archived)

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:54, archived)

For todays Birthday Beauties....

we have Madeline Kahn (suggested by Kitty Fantastico because there aren't any good pictures of her), Erika Eleniak (I'm sure we have had her before?) and in the shadows Cindy (Tron) Morgan.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:07, archived)

And todays Frightening Fuckers are...

Gene Autry (again suggested by Kitty Fantastico because there aren't any good pictures of him), Luke Goss and Mackenzie Crook.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:07, archived)

Fear,fear,fear.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:12, archived)

You do realise I do it on purpose, right?

Its Monica Bellucci's birthday tomorrow. That is all.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:23, archived)

That is plenty!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:25, archived)

^ Result!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:16, archived)

Horn,horn,horn.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:12, archived)

ah...Madeline Khan

one of the most talented and absolutely stonkingly sexy women to (briefly) walk this earth

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:35, archived)

I know some people don't agree, but

YES, THIS.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:43, archived)

those people are clearly wrong

and they will die alone and unloved in a cardboard box under a flyover becuase they are so wrong

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)

With me setting fire to the cardboard box.

Just to make sure.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)

I'm very fond of both of these photos

muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Madeline_Kahn

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:56, archived)

EVEN in those pics

still would

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:04, archived)

Especially if she keeps the duck on.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:05, archived)

^ Ha ha ha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)

It's twue! It's twue! It's twue!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)

Flames

flames...on the side of my face... heaving breaths...heaving...

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:06, archived)

I concur, most absolutely.

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:29, archived)

yes, yes we have

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:52, archived)

I'd still be tempted

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)

tempted?

i'd be all over it!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:56, archived)

i wonder if erika eleniak pops out of her own birthday cake?

Man, i loved that bit in under siege!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)

I ALSO COOK

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:55, archived)

i was going to a gif of that

but then i just found myself watching the same clip on youtube over and over again for hours

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:55, archived)

1_0

~~watching~~ fwapping over

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:49, archived)

Deborah Kerr day tomorrow please

and Lil Dagover would be nice too if you get time

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)

Apropos of nothing

Hope you're all having a wonderful breakfast

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:56, archived)

you're always happy with a sadwich

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:01, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:13, archived)

Oh god, that makes me feel a little queasy

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:51, archived)

Font work like that is the pattern card of superior designing.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:05, archived)

you've broken my cornea

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:07, archived)

Hey, that would look great in my brothel

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:13, archived)

hey tahkcalb

i love your contemporary kitchens

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)

Thx.

I think... [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:08, archived)

I have just had an assmeat deluxe.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:09, archived)

A sensible choice.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:14, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)

It's not ASSMEAT, but still I couldn't agree more

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)

Sadwich Combo is where it's at

Choice of sides

Pubes and gravy
Cornhole on the cob
Pigcock Hummus
French Flies
Mediocres Dr Fanny Weggies
Assflakes

And for the health-conscious, grass asspatties or toejam tofu briquettes

That's certainly what they had in the place I went. It might have been a chinese fake shop though.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)

Don't fall for the fake Fanny Weggies though!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:03, archived)

sandwich, hollywood actor style

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)

and dive into some soup for lunch

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)

That spoon is a bit large

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)

these serving suggestions get more extreme as time passes

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)

Less photoshop skills :-(

Morning all!

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dogbomb, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:51, archived)

Ning db!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:52, archived)

Ning WB.

x x x

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dogbomb, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:01, archived)

Do you make these jokes up yourself, or are you sourcing them from somewhere?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:55, archived)

A bit of section a, a bit of section b, a bit of section c.

I've been keeping a file of crap for the past 5 or 6 years. A lot of the earlier ones from this run were the ones I had left over from the OLD run (and mostly Tim Vine jokes, because I was running out of time/ideas then)

The current lot are mostly from the file, interspersed with a few that people have told me and I use them up so I don't forget them.

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dogbomb, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:00, archived)

Yay for Tim Vine jokes

You're keeping up a long and established tradition there.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:25, archived)

SPANG!

Is it just me or have the fleas got more pixels these days?

That really grapes my squildo.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:26, archived)

It's to make them easier to vectorise

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boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:32, archived)

ooof!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:54, archived)

"These days"

They've not changed this run... but they did use to be smaller back in the day.

I think this one is compressed (not on my proper pc right now) but this is how they looked:

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dogbomb, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)

king of spang

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)

I prefer "princess"

*giggles* *runs away*

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dogbomb, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:20, archived)

ooof

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)

No photoshop skills :-(

(Mank, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:28, archived)

No skills needed. That's lully.

Impressive lurking by the way

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Chumps 👀, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:51, archived)

^this

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:07, archived)

oh wow!

top 10 lurker

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:49, archived)

Thx!

I love this board, but I can never think of anything to say. Sure beats work though.

(Mank, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:54, archived)

Not a clue.

I think they've given up asking.

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Chumps 👀, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:58, archived)

maybe

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:52, archived)

Meerkats*

*lie

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:23, archived)

HA HA HA...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:49, archived)

you lurked more than that shark

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:14, archived)

Click for bigger (45 kb)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:38, archived)

Hahahahaha!

I like that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:00, archived)

Like the facial expressions

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)

Bahahaha thats wonderful...

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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:24, archived)

We are dooooooomed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:29, archived)

what have you done to my turtle

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:29, archived)

Time to lay some more eggs my friend.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:35, archived)

It's a new episode of the Stalin Show!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zab9cluVJa0

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:41, archived)

Hahaha

It's just straight-up nuts

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:47, archived)

A man shouldn't get hit that way

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:20, archived)

You should see her pussy.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:06, archived)

so, you may have heard of mofaha's fabulous fashion joke. well it's become so popular rockstar have made a game of it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:46, archived)

has it gone classic already?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:50, archived)

biggest seller EVER

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:52, archived)

Certainly growing in popularity.

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Chumps 👀, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:59, archived)

I like it. But personally, I'm waiting for the wii version

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:00, archived)

I'm going to be really pissed off if they don't port it to PC.

Or worse still, they do a quick-and-dirty port a year after the console versions come out. So maybe the models wobble, but they don't fall over. Or they fall, but their underclothes are poorly rendered. That's not the type of fall fashions PC port I want to play, thank you very much.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:18, archived)

In fact I think that would really damage its popularity.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:18, archived)

Dirty, dirty ports.

Hit A-B simultaneously to make the model tip over. WTF? I'm playing with a mouse here!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:31, archived)

This is exactly the type of fall fashions game I want to play.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:16, archived)

i'll make sure you get sent lots of fabulous fall fashion game goodies

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:29, archived)

I'm happy to pay more for the collectors' version

which includes the fall fashions lunchbox which opens out to reveal a catwalk

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:30, archived)

fall fashion in my pocket™

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:36, archived)

My Little Fall Fashionista™

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:38, archived)

i love fall fashion ™

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:41, archived)

Fall Fashimon™

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:49, archived)

Fall Fashion Factor™

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:13, archived)

Strangely enough, Pre-Owned copies of this fall fashions games are actually more valuable than new copies.

Due to the immense popularity of this fall fashions game pre-owned copies are fantastically rare.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:32, archived)

I've just searched amazon and ebay and you're absolutely correct

there's not one single pre-owned copy of this game on offer.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:35, archived)

This chap managed to find one and he's ever so pleased.

Proof of its growing popularity.

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Chumps 👀, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:48, archived)

now they are truely united

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:15, archived)

gobble fucking gobble

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:35, archived)

Is this a new fall fashion?

I like it!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:36, archived)

I fear this type of fall fashion joke

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:37, archived)

^ this guy does fall fashion jokes on b3ta

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:39, archived)

Just one, Rory, just one.

I don't know any other type of fall fashions joke. Luckily though it's exactly the type that's growing in popularity.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:41, archived)

wait

is it the one with the fashion falls?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:42, archived)

Yes it is. I think this just goes to prove how popular it's becoming.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:43, archived)

it sure does

earlier i was watching tv, and i saw models falling, aswell and doing invisible headlocks and leapfrog.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:45, archived)

THIS JOKE IS THROUGH THE ROOF!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:58, archived)

YOU MEAN THROUGH THE FLOOR

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:04, archived)

I LIKE THIS TYPE OF FALL FASHIONS JOKE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:09, archived)

That fat bint was still too heavy for the catwalk

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:11, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:17, archived)

Synchronous fall fashions

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:27, archived)

Hahahah "bint"

Where did you pick that up? And what's the Dutch equivalent?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:20, archived)

if you want some dutch

dikke lul is popular

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:26, archived)

That would be either trut or muts

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:26, archived)

Trut I knew

but I'd never heard muts used like that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:13, archived)

Oh, muts is far more popular and is used much more often than trut

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:32, archived)

Is it?

I don't believe I've heard/seen it. I would not wish to feel left out at work when my friends are discussing the latest popular fall fashion joke and I am not "au courant".

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:50, archived)

I posted it down the page a little.

If you don't like that type of fall fashions joke I don't really know what to say to be honest.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:58, archived)

This is just the type of fall fashions joke I like

and the more popular it is, the more I like it!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:34, archived)

OH FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:37, archived)

i feel ill

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:47, archived)

:D have a shit

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:48, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 3:48, archived)

HELLO THAR! OVER HERE, BIG BOY(?)!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 3:56, archived)

would

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:11, archived)

I'd almost forgotten about her.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:31, archived)

the first person to escape auschwitz

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:11, archived)

suk mai wii

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:13, archived)

In this post 9-11 world

...I am surprised we have not seen more Fall Fashions.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:14, archived)

Yes I agree Pedro.

In fact it just so happens that I have a fall fashions joke right here. I have it on good authority (gronkpan) that it's exactly the type of fall fashions joke that is fast gaining in popularity.
I would post it if only there was some way to announce it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:27, archived)

I spoke with Rob and they have sponsored an ad champaign

THIS IS A ROUGH DRAFT

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:44, archived)

EVENT: INITIATED

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:45, archived)

yes

this is the correct fall fashion joke

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:48, archived)

REMIX!!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:56, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:05, archived)

Hey, I just wanted to say that I really like this kind of fall fashion joke

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:13, archived)

This is yet more evidence of its growing popularity

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:18, archived)

I love fall fashion jokes.

However, I logged on and saw that an announcement was going to be made regarding the showing of your fall fashion joke sometime in the near future.
Oh, what joy. This type of fall fashion joke is rapidly growing in popularity, and I was certainly looking forward to seeing it. In the meantime, I decided to scroll down
the page to see if any other fall fashion jokes had been aired, and, sadly, by the time I returned, I discovered that you had already posted it and I had missed it.

Do you think you could post it again?

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Chumps 👀, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:25, archived)

This request is yet more evidence of the growing popularity of this type of fall fashions joke.

I will try to arrange another showing of this fall fashions joke in the near future. Given its growing popularity, that can only be good news.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:15, archived)

I'm just dropping by to say that this is precisely the correct fall fashions joke.

I forsee an immense uplift in the popularity of fall fashions jokes due to this picture.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:29, archived)

gronkpan your support of this fall fashions joke has made all the difference.

THIS FALL FASHIONS JOKE IS THE MOST POPULAR FALL FASHIONS JOKE ON THE WHOLE PAGE!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 6:26, archived)

obligatory

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:16, archived)

Dude I forgot to thank you for the info.

That filter is lots of fun to play with. I like the Wavy Lab one as well.

Hahah I still forgot to thank you. So thanks :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:30, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:37, archived)

whee!!

it looks more fun coming out of someone elses brain sometimes

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:42, archived)

Gayshift workout!

One two one two oof!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 2:43, archived)

NAME YOUR CHALLENGE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 3:01, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h7c9Y1Jppc

Our man/legend IN ACTION.

# www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h7c9Y1Jppc

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 3:20, archived)

I am amazed that

a) you found this
b) there are no "FUUUUCK!"-related comments posted on YouTube

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:35, archived)

ah, but there is!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:52, archived)

*click*

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:32, archived)

^this

(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:40, archived)

Oh that is so excellent.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)

Now I know why he has that expression

(applies to all)

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An Egg ,D, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 3:08, archived)

hi, welcome to crossfuck l.a.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:13, archived)

Metafuck

Putting freebases head on freebases body

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 5:16, archived)

I'm not saying the movies were 'formulaic'...

but...

...and...

There's also Jurassic Park, Back to the Future & Rocky Horror over in the blog.

(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:07, archived)

These are great.

The blog ones too...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:10, archived)

haha

these are great
~~(which is the 1935? temple of doom? i thought it was after raiders of the lost ark..?)~~ checked the blog...

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:25, archived)

ha! these are brilliant!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:44, archived)

he chose..poor-lay

time to suit up for zzz

www.b3ta.com/links/hi_late_shift_who_likes_dj_krush

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 2:11, archived)

I'm starting to think this might be a loop and that it doesn't really take that long to get ready.

Hmmmmm....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 2:48, archived)

Formula?

Oh and it was very Q & S. I seem to do a lot of that lately. I'll try better next time I get free.

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An Egg ,D, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 3:28, archived)

someone on /links wondered what

this would look like speeded up, so...

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custard, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:51, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:58, archived)

I wish I had a rocking chair like that.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:59, archived)

in the original, it doesn't rock :)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:00, archived)

But in yours IT ROCKS!

YEAH!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:02, archived)

\o/ rockin!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:16, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvwTmNRLuTw

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:00, archived)

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:02, archived)

FARM FRENZY

Also, I hate the way 'karaoke' is pronounced in the US

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:16, archived)

JUICE SCUFFLE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:19, archived)

moist mayhem

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:20, archived)

Is it pronounced in the proper Japanese way in England?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPYxHPoY9Ww&t=0m32s

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 4:47, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDfSSXK7tWM

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:25, archived)

This is great.

I love pointing and laughing at real-life weebles.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:22, archived)

heh

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:35, archived)

AH FEEL THE NEED FO SPEED

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:02, archived)

FUCK

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:15, archived)

zoiks

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custard, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:19, archived)

hahaha, christ

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:21, archived)

mmm, cameltoe chin

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:22, archived)

daayum

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:31, archived)

Hahaha.

This and that caterpillar below are killing me.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:50, archived)

oh fuck it's a Puffdaddipillar....

(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)

can you slice him like a vienetta?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:09, archived)

yes they've even done dotted lines to show you where to cut

so even an imbecile can slice him up :)

(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)

this worries me

and makes me think my surgeon may be an imbecile

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:13, archived)

If you're worried I could probably do it.

I admit I have limited surgical training and it's been a few years since I last cut someone up but it'll probably be fine as long as I have a few beers beforehand to boost my confidence.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:24, archived)

It wouldn't be cheap, mind.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)

ummmm

i think i'm going to have to go with someone who has an actual doctorate

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:30, archived)

That would be me then.

Gaz me a date and I'll make sure I've got the necessary tools.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:33, archived)

pfff

time i went to bed.
g'night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:34, archived)

g'night

pssst! 2 can chunder -- i just bought the most awesome leatherman i can let you borrow it, but you have to wipe it off when youre done

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:38, archived)

Cool, I'll go and find a dog to practice on.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:43, archived)

Goodnight!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:42, archived)

Trust the man.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Werbeniuk

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:07, archived)

drrrr drrrr drrrr drrrr drrrr drrrr drrrr

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:09, archived)

at first I thought it was quite cute

then I looked a bit harder and my eyes wee'd

(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)

Brilliant.

I like this.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:56, archived)

Have you seen the link by PPPL?

Some brilliant macro photographs of bugs.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)

woo

in other news did you know that Rayban are owned by Bausch and Lomb one of the worlds largest import/exporters of primates for animal testing.
that's all.......

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)

He looks well groomed.

Is he house trained?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 1:02, archived)

Was it inspired by my mugabee?

and just for the record, I shopped his ugly fascist face onto the bee but preferred it as a dragging, lumpen mass.

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An Egg ,D, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 3:05, archived)

this is kind of what they're going to do to me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)

They're turning your torso into "unimpressed face"?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)

not quite

major reconstructive surgery. got the go-ahead yesterday! :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)

I take it that's a: yay!?

Good luck with that. Be sure to write them an amusing message on your abdomen. Better still, draw a massive CDC with curly pubes.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:32, archived)

it's a definite yay!

after waiting 23 years, i have a chance at a normal life and maybe even a job!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)

Yay, normal life

And yay, regular source of income :D

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:37, archived)

i can't wait! :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:39, archived)

3->¦ ?

(Cruising Capacity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)

looks like bruce forsyth

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)

you should see it when i bend over

you know when you tip a can of bachelor's chicken soup into a pan? it kind of looks like that.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)

haha, sheer poetry

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 2:26, archived)

put your breasts on your hips?

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)

they're already there

gravity is a harsh mistress

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:35, archived)

Phwoar!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:39, archived)

Do you have a history of eating far more than required on a regular basis?

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Shlvng, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)

i did

but bariatric surgery was 3 years ago. i've lost 17 and a half stones so far.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:38, archived)

you're shiiting me

in all seriousness?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:42, archived)

yep

i was fucking HUGE

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:43, archived)

wow

that sounds pretty full on!
hope all goes well x

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:48, archived)

it was a lot easier than you'd think

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:53, archived)

WOW.

Just wow.

Good luck with the op :)

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Shlvng, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)

thanks :)

exploratorive surgery on october 19th, then just the wait for the full reconstructive surgery

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:54, archived)

Exploratory surgery should be done with pith helmets and a line of native bearers I think

Fingers crossed it all goes well

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simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)

I reckon baryonyc surgery would be cooler.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:57, archived)

probably

but i've got some pretty cool scars

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:59, archived)

If a baryonyx had done the surgery you would have a LOT more scars.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:02, archived)

i don't need any more

*counts*
well, i've got 11 visible and fuck knows how many hidden

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:05, archived)

This is great, that you're going to be pressed between two blue spheres.

I just hope being "normal" doesn't exclude b3ta.

But really, congratulations. That must be a big relief. Cheers!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)

it is.

i was declared disabled at the age of 14, after many years of negative testing. medical science has finally caught up with me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:45, archived)

You're getting a tattoo of an arrow to help people find your vagina?

Grats.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:49, archived)

hahaha

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)

nope

already got 3 tattoos, getting an angel on my right shoulder and a devil on my left as a birthday present to myself :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:56, archived)

Awesome! Whenever you're faced with a moral dilemma you can imagine them whispering conflicting pieces of advice in your ears.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:59, archived)

that's why i'm getting them ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:01, archived)

Why? Are they getting rid of your quato?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:46, archived)

eep

good luck with everything

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:55, archived)

HAve this seemless tribute to the great 'merkin' gayshift monument

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)

Seams fine to me.

It really does I just wanted an excuse to unleash a forgotten seamhorse. See here: www.b3ta.com/board/10552468
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)

haha

saw that earlier on the google image link
much arfage

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)

I've only just started keeping my b3ta stuff in a separate folder.

I don't have much of my stuff on hard drives anymore... But keep stumbling across it here and there. Some nice surprises! I've started downloading stuff from b3tards but don't know how to access my cr3ation uploads.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)

Nice.

Can you post a screencap of your file structure please.
Maybe circle the folders where your favourite stuff is kept.
Thanks.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)

Hahaha!

I did sound like a cunt didn't I?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)

No not really.

I was just being a cunt :-)

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4Q just lurking, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:06, archived)

It's an awesome file structure, though.

though.[b3ta stuff]
[other stuff]

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:38, archived)

tada!

In homage to your hotdog

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:20, archived)

that looks well tasty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)

It's a montage of my weekend in Paris

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)

the last time i spent a weekend in paris

i was having an affair. it was fantastic!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:26, archived)

I had a great time too

until Gary B fucked me with the black dildo!!!!!!

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:41, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

AWESOME!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)

OH YES

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Shlvng, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:37, archived)

horse sausage, the best of all sausages

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)

I've never made a seam horse

: (

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)

Get to work!

I wish to see a fresh seamhorse on my desk in 15 minutes.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)

^This

me 2 i have do one:D

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herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)

GET TO IT!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)

I dare say that'll be jolly fast on land or even on water!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:51, archived)

Needs more seams

- that really is far too "pro" for a seamhorse

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Shlvng, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)

Top work!

Here's another old one...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:06, archived)

Oh, bravo sir.

*doffs cap*

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Shlvng, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:07, archived)

Oh, a HK-fifty-FUCK.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:06, archived)

Not an MPFUCK at all

no never

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Shlvng, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)

I noticed the magazine was different to an MP5's after I posted that :P

/not-so-subtle-ninja

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:14, archived)

i think this is probably the best one of these i've seen

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:31, archived)

smugbeard

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)

top shop

I like smug bastard's beard!

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:37, archived)

i saw this

and thought of poo :) x

PHEW ;)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:29, archived)

it must be a difficult poo

if it turns your ringpiece into a redex
EDIT: ok, now i see it. i can see it from fucking space.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)

edit: FUCK!

hehe :)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)

You seem angry.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)

frustrated!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)

can you make it a bit BIGGER?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)

*eh

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)

Hahaha! Well spotted.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:33, archived)

yeah, but a couple of good rains should wash it away

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:50, archived)

Gayshift compo:D

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1372475

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herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:15, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Frogbeat, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:16, archived)

I fucking love this!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:30, archived)

!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:31, archived)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)

I love this gif :)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:57, archived)

YaY

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herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)

PERFECT

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Shlvng, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 23:52, archived)

i'm out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)

i'm in

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)

out

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)

in out in out

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)

and shake it all about

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)

das ist die ganze Sache!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:29, archived)

are you?

i can't feel anything

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:20, archived)

How about now?

*inches*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)

sausage roll

alleyway.
that is all.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:22, archived)

Still nothing?

*inflates*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)

a slight tickle, maybe

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)

This might help

Acyclic graphs are considered to have infinite girth

mathworld.wolfram.com/Girth.html

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)

Petersen was very helpful. Thank you.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)

i'm shit at math

but i'm great at faking it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)

Is that another Iceland reference?

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)

pffff

no it isn't

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)

Oh! Oh! OH! OH! OOOH!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:18, archived)

compo it?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:23, archived)

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