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# Turkey Twizzlers
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# i really dislike him
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# ^ what he said
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Did he spit in your quiche?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# matron
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# no, although i do like quiche
i just find it incredibly arrogant of him to go to a country like america, which is full of people who will do exactly whatever the fuck they lke, to tell them they're fat bastards who eat the wrong food and are feeding their children to death.
then, when they didn't instantly fall in love with him, he started crying, the fat-tongued wanker.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Me too.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
# that is a worry
although the Helen Archer bit made me laugh
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# for a moment i thought she was trapped inside that basket
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# That sounds like a lot of photoshop work
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# yeah...


*the basket near the end wobbles*
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# hell yes - lol!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Metal Detecting Cats
this did not go down well on my metal detecting forum lol , maybe you guys will enjoy :)



Click for bigger (285 kb)

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# response so far has been a little strange..?
Are there metal-detecting forums? My life is incomplete!

EDIT: Wow, my very own portal to the world of responsible detecting!

www.ukdetectornet.co.uk/
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# it's better to keep them all in the one place
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Metal detector? Looks more like a CAT SCAN HAHAHAHAA
*QI klaxon
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
#
*looks disappointingly at Alan..*
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Remakes we need to see:
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Who is the one on the left?
Nicely shopped, whoever it is.

And Corden probably has about the right amount of annoyingness to play Hardy.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Jack Whitehall.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Ah!
Looks nothing like him.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# never was too keen on laurel and hardy
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Oh yes way to desecrate a comic icon.
:o(
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Well played.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Attempt at a Queen style album cover.

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Fat neck!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# No need to be rude, stupid hair.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)
# That's folk on good
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Cheers.
I thought it was about time that I learnt a bit more of photoshop than the magnetic lasso tool.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# The magnetic what now?
/clone and blur king right here.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Oh, and especially for Mediocre..
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# +10,000,000 awesome points
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Haha, YAY!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Sooo that's Russel Brand on the right then is it?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Really?
Are you sure?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# folk me!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# *folks hard in the face*
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
# 0_0
what are you doing with that maypole???
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Nothing!
*Morris dances innocently away*
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# hey! you forgot your hanky and bells!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Hey nonny nonny!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# arf!
they look like they're about to start singing "Come on, Eileen"
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Pffft.
Based on the song linked below.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# can't see it, stil no youtube
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Booo!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# i know
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
# maybe it's a police lineup
and they were arrested for coming on eileen
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE MIRACLES!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Awesome!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE AIDS!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# HATMERGE
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Morning
I slept in.

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucking brilliant.

I'm sorry about that
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Just be more attentive in future.
These posts provide a vital public service.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:08, archived)
# pff
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:54, archived)
# *Standing Ovation*
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:56, archived)
# ^ what she said
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:59, archived)
# ^What Bitchtits said^
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)
# haha
Classic b3ta!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:26, archived)
# awesomeness!
*clicks*
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Damn smart-arse sharks! :D
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:36, archived)
# I'm sure everyone was worried you wouldnt post another fantastic flea cartoon
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:25, archived)
# one day I might actually post one
I'm currently on the cusp of "crap" and "huh"
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:59, archived)
# 'Ningles all!
Since WB's post has been up for over 2 hours, have a silly.



Via this /links posts
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Smug-ugly
Ning BHW!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:41, archived)
# 'ning drunken one!
*stumbles in general direction of kettle*
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:42, archived)
# :)

* Wonders if the Flees have died?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:42, archived)
# 4EVA IN R HARTZ
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Yeah that caught me out.
It's generally a good indicator that it's time to stop scrolling down of a morning - I stumbled into some dreadful gayshift nightmare thread in its absence.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:49, archived)
# i'm terribly sorry the gay shift wasn't up to your standards
i shall personally make sure tomorrow's is significantly better.
btw, your at-at is missing the top of it's body
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10581845

...and I know about the AT-AT - some seriously poor cropping on my part.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# but your dreadful nightmare is my sweet dream
the problem with the gay shift is that there's only a few of us that post, so sometimes it lacks inspiration.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Happy Holiday Tuesday Ningles!!!
'Kitty Fantastico' started the requests with " Leo G. Carroll and Picasso tomorrow, cheers".
Followed by 'Drunken Miss pHotoshop Bitch' with "Alright Wobs... For tomorrow, it's Little People of America founder Billy Barty".

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 7:27, archived)
# And so to todays 'Freaks of Nature'...
Happy Birthday John Matuszak, Adam Goldberg and Katy Perry.

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 7:27, archived)
# i don't know why
i found it in my 'incomplete' folder
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:02, archived)
# When are you going to complete it them?

Ning Real!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:15, archived)
# probably never.
i can't be arsed to find more source material
Ning WB!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:18, archived)
# Yay!
Have a Katy wot I done.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:21, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:29, archived)
# PERRYWAGON
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Maybe her leg had just grow?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha
still love this
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:48, archived)
# ^ THIS ^
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:21, archived)
# font-matching etc
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Love the L G. Carrol one.
Tomorrow must be Bob Hoskins. That's the law.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:51, archived)
# ^ This
and that ^
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:02, archived)
# ^And the other.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Ning WB :)
Tomorrow's requests: Jackie Coogan, (you could either do him as a nipper in Charlie Chaplin's The Kid, or in his later incarnation as the original Uncle Fester) and Cary "Good looks, shame about the acting" Elwes.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Needs way more Natasha Khan.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well throw my lot in the challenge
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 5:57, archived)
# hmmm....
/still a little upset about this/motorcycle-rider/race-fan/blog
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 6:26, archived)
# it's been a week
in b3ta terms that's almost a lifetime
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 6:31, archived)
# not having a go, it's all fair game. death is an unavoidable fact of life
was less than 48hrs ago, btw
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 6:37, archived)
# so?
I fail to see your point... it's not funny when it involves something you're interested in?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)
# you appear to be too stupid to realise I was simply saying that i found simoncelli's crash upsetting
I was not critising his work and at no point did i say his pic was unfunny, innappropriate, or otherwise, now fuck off and troll someone else
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Oof! :)
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 7:33, archived)
# erm
thats more a Aryton Senna Tron edition than a Simoncelli one..Simoncelli got his head run over by Valentino Rossi, rather than smash into a wall

*click* anyway
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Am I doing this right?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:18, archived)
# oh, fuck yes!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:21, archived)
# just wanted to make sure
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:22, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:29, archived)
# oh my
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:30, archived)
# i've got a black n' white 'arty' one too
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:36, archived)
# since we are going through the wank-bank
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:43, archived)
# some bearded ladies may be in order then?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:46, archived)
# bearded or just downright filthy
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:47, archived)
# filth?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:47, archived)
# I feel violated just posting this
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:51, archived)
# as do we all
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
fucking hell
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 4:26, archived)
# b&
And I don't say that lightly.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 5:17, archived)
#
I want draw Rob. :D
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 5:45, archived)
# you should draw Richard branson pissing on rob
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 5:58, archived)
# with tits
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 6:37, archived)
# keanu reeves?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:57, archived)
# yeah with Dita
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:58, archived)
# it's very nicely done
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:59, archived)
# why ty
it's disturbing how well he fitted and have you ever seen the two of them in the same room
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 4:00, archived)
# it's a conspiracy!
but then, i've never been seen in the same room as maggie thatcher. didn't think about that one didja, eh? eh?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 4:05, archived)
# on an unrelated note
i think i may have broken my foot again
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 4:06, archived)
# unlucky
howd ya manage that one
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 4:12, archived)
# the first time, i had some people come over
the brought a playstation and lots of beer. they left said playstation on the floor, i didn't see it and accidentally kicked it, bare footed.
i may've rebroken it playing football at the beach the other day.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 4:17, archived)
# Hmmmmmmm
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 4:11, archived)
# Let's do this thing
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 4:30, archived)
# i'm on it
dude, that fucking nose is so wrong! ^
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 4:36, archived)
# ok but this is reals fault
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 4:40, archived)
# Let's do it again.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 5:24, archived)
# Weeeeee
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 5:38, archived)
# why does s/he look familiar? ^
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 5:41, archived)
# oh god that makes me moist
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 5:56, archived)
# aaannnd... i'm done
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 6:28, archived)
# Lemmy Relaxes on his day off
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:59, archived)
# i dont work on macs
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)
# isn't the one of the main issues with macs?
nobody works on them cause when they break, they be broke
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:48, archived)
# nice flanny (beats my flan)
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:25, archived)
# u gayshifted paul!
i'm proud of you, son

damn proud
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:40, archived)
# he heard the calling
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)
# on nights for 72 hours this week
Might as well go native
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)
# YES
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 4:29, archived)
# Oh baby
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 4:25, archived)
# Oh fuck!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:46, archived)
# wow, just wow!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:14, archived)
# mnnnnnnnnghhh
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:25, archived)
# well fuck me
'tis please call me mmmmmnnggghhhh the blessed and ruler of everything, except fish, coz they is rubbish, init!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:38, archived)
# hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 4:27, archived)
# as /board is quiet as fuck


Some shoppage has been done
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)
# totally tubular
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:33, archived)
# is that Mr Porter?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)
# yessirree
nice knockers, eh?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Wouldn't say no
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)
# i still would, with or without the tits
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)
# he is lovely
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:48, archived)
# you bloody fuck i just saw this
after seeing a bunch of bearded ladies i scrolled down, saw this, spilled my drink at work all over my keyboard and made a complete ass out of myself even more than usual- so thank you
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 10:45, archived)
# which means i love it. im just a bit creeped out you know my best sunday dress
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:01, archived)
# It doesn't bother you that someone somewhere in the world might be having a wank over this as we speak? :P
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)
# and that special someone is me (as in Im doing it myself)
those are the consequences you have to life with if you are one of the few attractive males on the interwebs. also i find this picture to be quite flattering
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Fake
No ring
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:36, archived)
# Don't want to make a new thread for this, so I'll just leave this here...
so I'll just leave this here...Remember that "Too spoon?" comic from the front page last year? That was me.

Cyanide and Happiness have nicked my joke! Cheeky beggars.

Edit: how rude of me. Your image is most woosome.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Thank you for the woo
Cheeky barstewards nickin your joke
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:48, archived)
# send them this...
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
*bookmarks*
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:19, archived)
# No, your joke is about someone called Dave.
Theirs is about James. It's a completely different joke.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Oh I hadn't noticed that.
Thanks for clearing that up for me.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:19, archived)
# Would.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Ha
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:04, archived)
# Quite as fuck as what?
Not quite as fuck as FREEBASE!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:03, archived)
# quiet
it's late and I'm tired
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)
# That's the most obscene thing I've ever seen.
And I'm bored on the internet at 2am. Jolly well done!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Thanks!

It's 'in season' -- go ahead!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:45, archived)
# is this a foot?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)
# yes, 2
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:57, archived)
# it's truely hideous!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 3:59, archived)
# been a while,

I missed you
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)
# been a while since what?
since you fucked a squirrel with such a sexy pout?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)
# so now you think squirrels are sexy
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# not at all
i'm just pandering to the needs of the furry brigade
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# I see you're familiar with the sport
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# C'mon, Dazz.
We're all delighted to see you, but that squirrel has profoundly "nothing to write home about" tits.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# i must make amends
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)
# mmm, i got some nice salty nuts for you
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Yiffaroooo!
That's more like it.

(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)
# SQUITS.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:52, archived)
# yes i am
there's still red squirrels around these parts.
then again, i'm a bit drunk and need sleep.
g'night all!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# bye bye
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)
# traaa!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Fuck, it's got a hand grenade!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)
# hi
your website doesn't appear to be working
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)
# i wouldn't worry about that
old freewebs account, not updated since 2005
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:33, archived)
# It's the eyes, they're scary as fuck
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Merry Xmas
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)
# This is lovely, like a sort of well-done seam-god
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Seam god - the future of religion.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)
# i need to get back to my religious roots, and produce more seamy goodness

seaminess is next to godliness
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:38, archived)
# Praise be!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)
# christ
I think I dreamed this..
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# I'd lay off the cheese at bedtime.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)
# *worships*
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:28, archived)
# "I'VE BROUGHT YOU SOME ROAD APPLES"
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 4:28, archived)
# Cinerama.

Or if you prefer.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
:)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# gosh.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Nice
Woo
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# This is good.
I don't know what it is, but it is good.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# it's a thing.
In Cinerama. Kind of.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# it's clearly a crystal jellyfish
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# *slaps* No it's not!
Bad Smash!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# :'(
and i was going to ask if i could get it from swarovski
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Well, not now you can't.
*flounces*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I DON'T WANT TO NOW, YOU BIG MEANIE!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Well, you can't anyway
So Nyer!
;-)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)
# pfff
just saw the pics from my party saturday, scary shit 0_o
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Pics,
you say?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)
# my mate took them
have to wait for him to fb them
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)
# to freebase them?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)
# no, for blackmail purposes
i've never had my head in so many groins :(
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)
# I thought it was the spine of Allah
After he had been marinated in copper sulphate solution...
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Huh...
That looks a LOT like the Sikh Khanda
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# aye it does so,
reminds a little of the Chi Rho as well, if you have a good enough imagination.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# heavy penguin with boobies for a head?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 6:31, archived)
# you mean like han solo?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# He WISHES he came out that blue!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# i don't know, i like the silvery grey look on a man
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# What the fuck are you on about?
:)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Don't think you can avoid the fatwah by feigning innocence!
;)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# i love the word fatwah, it sounds rude :)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Well, fatwahs are hardly polite
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Surely, you mean cobalt ?
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Skyscraper carousels
The handy way of storing and selecting skyscrapers
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
# how do you usually select skyscrapers?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Normally just rummage in the box
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)
# i don't have a box of skyscrapers
i have a pirate's chest full of medicines, but it originally contained lots of chocolate :D
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)
# I could do with one of those
My medicines drawer is getting very full
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)
# i'm not a fan of bathroom cabinets
and this thing can be closed in such a way that children too small to understand that tablets aren't sweets can't open it.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)
# I have a redundant bathroom cabinet, just need someone with the DIY expertise to put it up for me
but more urgently I need to go to bed. Told my manager it was ok to call me at 8am.
Have good nights everybody.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)
# nighty night
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)
# that`s rather good
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Wowza!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
# how does it smell?
can it be milked?

do these questions apply?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Lovely!!
On a similar note, I've spent my evening making stuff like this:
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)
# I see a sock monkey being attacked by a Cossack with his cock out. And ufo's.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)
# rorshach would have a field day with you
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)
# i can see you :)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)
# haha
brilliant :)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Aaaargh.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
#
uuurrgghh!!!

just made myself sick miming the little biter hehe
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)
# effing hell
I thought they liked carrots. Top stuff that's amazingly disturbing
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# eye eye
ace!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)
# eye see what you did there
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)
# hahahaha
that's fantastic
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Surveillance hamster
is NWO!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Fantastic!
Yow!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)
#

Sorry I cant resist to see a sad potato
original here
clicky clicky or scroll down the page abit by Snobby McNob
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Aww they will be best friends
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# oooh that's lovely :D
nice to see him happy

although the dino doesn't seem to pleased
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# All's well that ends well.
Or something equally trite.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Happy potato:)
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# I keep expecting the guy in the red jersey to get killed somehow
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# :D Potato remix
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# It's so good to see skugosaurus back
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Aww :) he looks like he should be in a jolly kid's show.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# This was a joint effort...
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Skug in a mug in a skugosaurus jug!

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# I would buy one of those jugs in a heartbeat.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I like skugosaurs
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# it's all fun and games until the potato gets bitten in half
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Ahhh, SkUGasaurus lives.
It's like I've never been away.
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Dear god, how has no-one else noticed how alike they look?


Now I just feel plain old.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Noggin the knob
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# DAMMIT.
How did I not see that one coming.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
# I once knew a guy called Jimmy Glasscock
You could always see when he was coming
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Because you'd seen it many times before.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] pwned
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)
# yes..
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)
# nice ring
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)
# haha sussed!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)
# hahah
*vomits*
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)
# now see what ya done
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Seams like a footballs joke

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# As impressive as that 'thing' is.
I have no idea what it is, fair few ideas for uses though.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# It's a seam tank
for when a normal tank just doesn't scare the shit out of the enemy enough
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# what did your mum escape the hospital again?

sorry
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)
#
something about walking it in
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)
# something about a ball becoming sentient
and repeatedly trying to find a nest?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# That would be infinitely more entertaining to watch than soccerball.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# especially when they unleash the gazelles!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Oh yes, the referee was truly the villain of the piece!
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Are FIFA having a laugh?

EDIT: Mind the pies
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Oh my.
.........WTF
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
# NOTLD 1990 Savini
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Bingo!
(, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 8:47, archived)
# zombie shagger
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)

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