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# Very high kerbs in Augusta
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# yes, it's a fake (or at least exaggerated) story that's been doing the rounds for ages
www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)
# First time for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:51, archived)
# as a rule, the mainboard here is for things you've drawn or animated
not just found online. Hence some of the more angered replies below
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Please don't mistake mine for "angered"
I'd fuck his mum in the ass even if my humours were balanced and sanguine
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Can't say fairer than that
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:01, archived)
# "Fairer than thdlsfjklsdkfjsdjkfsdjg"
You're right, I can't
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:02, archived)
# It was sent to me
So I couldn't "link" to it.
It seems that it was worth posting it though, just to picture all of your blood-vessel bursting spuming* heads.

I'll be a good B3tan from now. Promise.

*WTF? "spuming" is not in the dictionary?
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:05, archived)
# As a rule
If you've not made it, we've already seen it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# quick!
superimpose a lizard!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)
# I fucked your mum in the ass
and she liked it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)
# I still don't understand
why the record company wouldn't let Katy Perry sing this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Don't stab a Marine in front of his mates.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:50, archived)
# FOR THE EMPEROR!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha
This is aces, all your own work?
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! elmosbeendrinking, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 7:47, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:50, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Invisible toothbrushes ftw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:03, archived)
# tl;DGAF
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Can you see what it is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# yes, it's rolf harris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# According to David Ike it's the Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:45, archived)
# i like this one
me
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Kermit after the stroke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# it's his stunt double
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Crackin'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:45, archived)
# :D
Sponsored by JJ Abrams
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# nah, you can still see what's going on in this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Great work, fella
Coincidentally, I'm listening to this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMiyf-ip3GA
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# and now this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2qypl_Lzk4
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Phew...
...order is now restored! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Pffft...
I've never understood how he knows it's a droid just from a washer.

Does it suggest a higher level of intelligence for a stormtrooper, that was crmi9nally underutilised.
Maybe instead of being canon fodder and not shooting straight, they should have had them designing the Death Star or something
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:50, archived)
# it's not a washer, its a droid shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# curse my metal body
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Janet Street-Lizard
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Shopped images only, please.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# She doesn't wear glasses since she had her eyes lasered about 8 years ago
still, topical
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:37, archived)
# YOu know too much:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:38, archived)
# so would
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# of all the things
she could have had fixed with surgery...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
# I imagine the other things
couldn't be fixed with surgery. There's only so much you can achieve with modern surgical techniques.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:02, archived)
# hahahah :)
MINDBLEACH, STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# The horror, The horror
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I coloured a bit of it...
...but then I got bored.

(I helped save b3ta! Iki I think my camel is dead., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] This probably doesn't deserve a new thread


Edit: How rude of me to not mention the original post so have this
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)
# More than most the rest:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Reminds me a bit of Return of the Jedi
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:38, archived)
# He heh,
not that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I thought it was Star Trek with all the lens flaring
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# It was the star trek look I was going for :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry; what were we supposed to be doing again?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Something with tits.
or Lizards. Not sure which.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:20, archived)
# I am confused
This isn't a squirrel!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Lizards with tits is clearly the way forward for this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)
# try.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)
# *attemps to milk*
success!

*makes lizard cheese*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Flog it to M&$.
They like their overpriced, unedible, ethnic foods.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Thank you JJ
The shittiness is this challenge needed to be pointed out.

EDIT: Dear b3ta. Please make this the source image!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:27, archived)
# That said,
it's already produced a couple of corking images.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Yeah but give it a hour of so.
I don't remember this as an old challenge and I've been here since 2002
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Fucking hell
Sorry to butt in but I've noticed that even on THIS fucking challenge I can't get on the popular page.

I'M GONNA FLOUNCE.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# FLOUNCE AWAY, BOY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)
# FUCK YOU ALL
IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING

OH IT'S TOO BIG

I CAN SEE IT FROM SPACE

FAQ FAQ

WELL FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)
# 9 out of 10
you didn't misspell any words
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)
# bollacks
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Too brown
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# SEE?
OH, I DON'T LIKE THE FONT

OH, IT'S TOO BROWN

OH IT'S HALF A FUCKING MEG. WHAT IS IT, 1998? GET FUCKING BROADBAND YOU CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:38, archived)
# 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# you insensitive cunt
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:40, archived)
# What do you mean?
9/11 is a good score.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# I'll find LS18's flounce and copy/paste it if you're not careful
I don't think this is going to happen
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Don't blame the challenge
You're just not popular:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# :(
Neither popular nor talented.

I'm going to go and cut myself now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:38, archived)
# well there's your problem
www.b3ta.com/challenge/lizard/all/page1
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# No genital warts are my problem.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I just think people should give it a chance and see what happens instead of doing the freak-freak.
People should make the best of what they have to work with, spirit of the blitz, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)
# ^
With brass knobs on.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:38, archived)
# They pretty much always do.
Even the toap ones.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Needs more tits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Haha
good grief
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Exactly that
Griffy's tits are more in proportion though...
www.b3ta.com/board/10598308
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:50, archived)
# If people wanted proportional tits
they wouldn't have apsara bookmarked, now would they?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 4:48, archived)
[challenge entry] .

my gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Haha
that is nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)
# great!
(thebao, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I like this
Convincingly animated too!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I no longer like myself


Apologies for watermark, I'm too lazy to hunt down an animation program.
(I helped save b3ta! Iki I think my camel is dead., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)
#
www.iaza.com/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:38, archived)
# This deserves another reply
for 'tis good
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Ahahaha.
*waits for Garfield without Garfield*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Win
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Excellent
would Garfield have worked as a lizard instead of a cat? On the strength of this image I would say yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Speaking of such things...
WTF BUCKLES?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)
# WINNAR
next challenge please
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Haha.Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh cock...
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Need more zombie I think.....???!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# magnificent cockage
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Smooth.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)
# What the fuck has this got to do with lizards?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Yes, a distinct lack of lizards spaffing onto lizard-tits.
I for one will not be buying this publication again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# It's ridiculous really
I subscribe to lizards spaffing on lizard-tits and what I want to see is lizards spaffing on lizard-tits. I may have to go to the ombudsman
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# when a bot you've never met before suddenly gives you cow lips......
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Cow lips....
...the bestest of all the lips.

Halfway through MW2.5, not overly impressed (decent enough shooty but not worth the wonga, far to similar to 2). Hopefully Skyrim's sitting in the house when I finish work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I completed it on the day I bought it.
Survival mode in the SpecOps bit is kinda fun, but the single player isn't as good as previous installments.
They've just taken what people deemed the highlights of previous games and recycled them.
(EG: killing the character you've been playing is a shock in MW1, but it kinda loses its impact by the 5th time)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Got the 2nd one on Steam
3rd one had much higher minimum specs but it's exactly the same engine, so it run regardless. Seemed like the perfect rental title tbh.

Oh well, only Skyrim, Arkham City, Uncharted 3, Dark Souls and most probs about 38 other titles to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Really needs more tits on the vending machine
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)
# ^ Needs more lizard spaff
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)
# All very sweet, but WHO WON THE GREAT PILLAR-BOX STANDOFF?
Enquiring minds wish to know!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# We all lost
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Give up, Barry
She's only interested in machines with coin slots.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm, I'm sure Zombies won?
This is my Zombie protection device. A filthy great guff.

I spent too long on this not to post it. Feel free to add Lizards and/or Hulk Hogan.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)
# clicking this
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)
# zombies won by someone hacking the vote
so we did a revote. Lizard won.

Next week we're doing the vote via vote A,B,C typing in the thread and adding up as basically you lot can't be trusted to not to fuck with the voting and we don't have coders available to write voting system.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)
# But your graphical representation clearly shows that Zombies won outright, ergo I done a zombie picture.
My flounce level is increasing oh Ginger one...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# zombies won by someone hacking the vote
we're going in circles
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# I think the word hacking implies far too much effort/specialist knowledge on my behalf.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)
# this is why we can't have nice things
:(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# And Santa's watching!
Has Mu ruined Christmas already?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Somebody's getting coal in their stocking.
This sounds like a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)
# it is bloody annoying
we don't have any resources available to code for the site. Making the site harder for us to run isn't helping either the admins or anyone really.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# sadly it's innevitable
no matter how lovely you make something that you give to others to use for free, someone will still come and take a shit on it every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Next time you should just write the options on bread and leave them in the garden, then see which gets eaten first by birds
then post the video as incontrovertible evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:10, archived)
# I heartily endorse this approach.
Leave it in the lap of the gods I say.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Random choice could be an acceptable alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:16, archived)
# It's cheaper than coding
and could be adapted to use other animals, small children and / or random events. And potentially far more entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Why have a vote at all?
There's a shedload of suggestions, but it's your site when it comes to the crunch. Why not just pick your favourite?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Actually I thought that was how it worked
I got the impression the vote was a really recent innovation and before that Fraser just picked from the suggestions, or more often completely ignored them and pulled something from his bum.

I also never expected everyone (including Rob and Fraser) to take things quite so seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Democracy. Hah
Just turn this board into a dictatorship and tell all the whingers to fuck off.

If you require assistance with the "just fuck off" posts, I will volunteer, posting them where I see fit.

I cannot believe the hoo-hah from boarders over something so trivial.

*Goose steps back outside*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:37, archived)
# You hear that kids?
YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELVES. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Set it up similar to the suggest a compo page. Only have it so only mods can post the suggestions.
Then you don't need to mess with the code as the like button will do all the work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# this is all your fault anyway
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:16, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:16, archived)
# fuck it, i'm off to get drunk with crying relatives
i'll probably be back later, rambling incoherently.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)
# but then the votes are private
it's more fun for the b3tans to see the votes. It a. means the admins aren't fixing it and b. it's fun to watch the race - not amazing fun, but of some interest/sport.

Mu, I am deeply unimpressed with you. Consider yourself not banned, but on a list I keep in my head of people who'll I'll let languish in hell should the Devil ever ask for some advice.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Yeah, I'm sorry it's caused all this fuss. But the system has always been open to abuse, I can't believe it hasn't been done before.
In my defence I picked the one that was already winning, and was quite honest about what I was doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:27, archived)
# you could also sit there posting scat porn day in day out
but you don't, not because there's code that prevents it, but that it would be a rubbish thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Yes. But that does happen, only not as often as it's such a visible occurance that it's rectified extremely quickly, and linkable to an account.
The vote rigging is much more anonymous, to the point you probably wouldn't have even noticed it had happened if I hadn't admitted to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I thought Manley did it every week
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ok, last one now, got it out of my system.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10598314
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)
# cba
gotta go out in 20 minutes anyway
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Best thing I ever coloured.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# it's not the compo so much
as the definite feeling that suggesting anything or voting on it is just a complete waste of my time
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] i told you he was a cock
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# chameleon collage!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Not coloured.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
# eat him!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)
# clickworthily hilarious
very good! I love the rhythm of the 'reveal' :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 20:03, archived)
# hahaha
nicely:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Fritz?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
fucking LOL!

Ive got bloody hiccups now!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Ok, Alt-Compo.
One word: Pandas! Suggested by Bourbon Fox.
Compo your entries and, by way of apology for this entire mess I'll buy the top rated and my favourite whatever they like off Amazon, up to £15 each.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCK PANDAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
# your lizard should get together with my lizard...
www.b3ta.com/board/10598283
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:47, archived)
# HOT LIZARD ON LIZARD ACTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
This should win.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)
# oh baby!
gloss those globes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)
#
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 0:49, archived)
# PANDA BEARS WITH NOSY WIVES
I'm gonna come up with something truly amazing. Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Yay Pandas I'm thinking Zombie Pandas already - result!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:46, archived)
# why not have zombie protection as the alt challenge seeing as that was the most voted one?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Or better yet, have it as the ACTUAL challenge?
Why was the lizard one chosen anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] a mixture if Mu fucking about and Fraser having a flounce I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Fucking hell, we're in a hung parliament here, people.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Agreed although in fairness the revote was rigged
And Zombies should have won

I think the truth is out Fraser is a Zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Why not just leave the challenge as it is?
It's not the be all and end all, something unexpectedly good might come of it and I usually ignore it when it doesn't inspire me, I'm sure others will.

Edit: Funny stuff like this: 207.44.242.20/board/10598345
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I've gone over the lines a little bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# beautiful stuff
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:10, archived)
# has he eaten the Teletubbies?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Noo Noo
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Gets a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Ta!
AND....Candles!!!! Congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Eurgh

I was just doing that.

*closes photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Hehehe
Soz mate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] No crayons were harmed in the making of this picture
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# haha
B3ta has turned into a fridge!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)
# hahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)
# maybe all in the one thread?
I mean the entire challenge in one thread today and then we all forget about it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:46, archived)
#
the entire challenge in one thread today and then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I especially like
the emergency sellotape repair for that authentic "made by a four-year-old" look.
(Mork, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Best of all the Black Grape albums
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 12 Nov 2011, 18:56, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Nov 2011, 20:30, archived)

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