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[challenge entry] FACT
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:35, archived)
# I'm spotting a theme here
a TOAPY TOAPY theme
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:36, archived)
#


I take this back; it hasn't been a HORRIBLE compo, just a bit of a TOAP heaven.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:38, archived)
# "Pope Soap on a Rope TOAP!" I moped.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:39, archived)
# ooh someone do a TOAP on a rope
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:40, archived)
# way ahead of you
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:42, archived)
# I like your thinking
You'll go places
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:43, archived)
# will they be nice places?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Why don't you GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN and find out?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:46, archived)
# it smells of wee in here!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Take your head out of my pants
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:02, archived)
# but my hands are cold
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:41, archived)
# it is!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Can't argue with that!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:51, archived)
#

to the lot of you

in fact i'm deleting the sainsbury's one so you can all fuck off because then there is no theme you cunts
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:47, archived)
# NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!
but why the flouncy thread deletion?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:50, archived)
# not flouncy
now the toapy nazis look like twats

oh what are you talking about toapy?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:51, archived)
# yes. yes they do.
you aren't a Social Worker are you perchance?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:52, archived)
# no it would be too "themey" to be one what with all the special needs ones around here
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:54, archived)
# and nacarat was far too confusing for them
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:56, archived)
# it's a horse goddamit!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:57, archived)
# it's a colour!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:58, archived)
# nsb?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:52, archived)
# pmt?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:53, archived)
# pimped?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:01, archived)
# nusbee?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:05, archived)
# "ris"
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:56, archived)
# wait here's one
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:11, archived)
# *pats arse to sound of jangling money*
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:52, archived)
# The Power of Imagination
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:26, archived)
# I am going to imagine that Jolly Jacks comic strip has replaced the sodding Simpson...
Squirrels... Tits and weetabix eyebrows..

*Fwaps

EDIT: Jolly Jacks dredgeups
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:31, archived)
#
Thanks!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Oi, you paid your licence, sunshine?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:35, archived)
# She lit a cigarette, both hands behind her back.
And if you're stuck for good TV, four words: The Walking Dead. Misfits.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:41, archived)
#
Love Walking dead. Have not seen Misfits.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Brit show.
Next week's episode features zombies, funnily enough..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FKIc_GcWYk
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:33, archived)
# He's an excellent driver.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:05, archived)
# 23 minutes to Wapner.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:07, archived)
# 24 hours from Tulsa.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:10, archived)
# 19 minutes to Wapner.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:11, archived)
# 28 days, 6 hours, 12 minutes, and 42 seconds.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:13, archived)
# 15 minutes to Wapner.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Passport to Pimlico
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:15, archived)
# 20 seconds to comply!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Wapner o' clock
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:30, archived)
# But what's he like on the short shots on the green?!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:09, archived)
# I wouldn't want to play him.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:22, archived)
# This one took ages.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Haha - I don't think there's any picture that can't be improved with a speech bubble saying "Go fuck yourself"
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:14, archived)
# A cromulent statement.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Wonder what the original Cybermen were like at competitions
Bet they hated winning gold medals.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Disintegrating the entire crowd before the awards ceremony is probably part of their programming.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:30, archived)
# dribbles...
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:28, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Excellent eyebrows.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:33, archived)
# thanks. I shape them myself
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Hi
A/S/L
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:18, archived)
# 40/M/WGC
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:43, archived)
#
Toothpicks are irrelevant.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:24, archived)
# *deletes underwear*
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Soz like
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Haha... I tried to geusse the punchline the whole way down and failed....!
His comment about the lasagne pretty much describes all lasagne though ;-)
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Pah
I like las-ag-nee.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:09, archived)
# It is quite nice if you like warm dogshit ;-)
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:10, archived)
# I like it with parmesan
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Although I do admit that parmasan tastes and smells inbetween shit and sick...
I do love the stuff....
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:14, archived)
# They invented moussaka so no-one would have to eat Lasagna any more.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Very popular dish on Valentine's Day
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:25, archived)
# :')
Horrible. Terrible. Wonderful.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:03, archived)
# HAHAH
COUGH! typo in frame 4
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Get out!!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Unexpected Worzel Gummidge reference.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:15, archived)
# >.<
I liked it though
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:14, archived)
# "Top of the Ninth ... Boy Outta Nowhere ..."
Back on these, this is my first new one after 2 years away from it ... tomorrow I'll be doing on of your B3tans from my list - WHO WILL IT BE? PM me if want to be included.


All T's
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:50, archived)
# 'ang on, let me zoom out so I can see it.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:51, archived)
# It's that big ...
so you can kiss him on your screen and it feels real! Because it's actual size on a 24" screen ... soz if your mobile browsing!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:57, archived)
# The young Jeremy Beadle?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Poor sod... it's been said he had a tiny cock.
But on the other hand, it was quite big.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:55, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:56, archived)
# hahah
classic
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:57, archived)
# "We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!"
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Back off, man! I'm a scientist.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Number 33
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
... I made myself feel bad.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Hullarious
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:58, archived)
# then image 20 will really make you feel bad
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# =)
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#
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# JAPAN
Jaded
Abomination
Pulls
Apart
Nippon
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:52, archived)
# This is not spledid...
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:57, archived)
# You're right, I have no humanism! :'(
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:58, archived)
# -__-
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:55, archived)
# ^_^
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:58, archived)
# ;3
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:58, archived)
# <(‘o’<)
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# '(O),(O)'
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:04, archived)
# =w=
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:04, archived)
# <(>_<)>
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:05, archived)
# <:3( )~
TACTICAL MOUSE DEPLOYED
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:07, archived)
# /:-[
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:14, archived)
# *wets self*
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Sucking doesn't get harder than this...
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha!
nom nom nom hairballs nom fingernails nom nom biscuit crumbs nom nom nom general schmutz nom nom
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# The delux pastie from Greggs.......
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:10, archived)
# *wants Dyson hat & matching scarf*
strangely I've never seen him on the telly....only on here...it'll probably remain that way :)
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:56, archived)
# ^ what she said
[edit] apart from HIGNFY the other week *shudders*
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Nothing sucks like an electrolux......
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:56, archived)
# But is it any good at cleaning up buttery biscuit bases?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:02, archived)
# I'd imagine so
He does like it, after all
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Mmm. The thought makes me rather hungry
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:36, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Proper loud laughs!!! =D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Apple soup Kitchen


Sorry /image I got sucked into the /link for ages, it took me a while to realise it's as bad as /talk, they just pretend to be clever.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
# woah!.......this is the future
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Fucking splitter!
How's life being a fake septic you big cunt? x
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:55, archived)
# ..it's better than that travesty of a life you lead bollock head.
..Actually it's very nice indeed. I am... well I am actually enjoying myself.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:02, archived)
# IMPOSTER!
;)

good to hear, you big ballbag!
Don't be a stranger now ya hear?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)
# I won't be back for a while not till at least 2013
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:19, archived)
# I'd wait a little longer.
They'll still be looking for Maddie.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:31, archived)
# I got glasscocked by assumption on links earlier!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] With the cancellation of the space program the staff haven't got much elso on.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:39, archived)
#
Not
Attending
Space
Anymore
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Need Another Seven Astronauts
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Not Another Shuttle Accident?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Naked Aliens Say "ALOHA!"
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Not Always Shagging Aliens.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Neutered Astronauts Shuffle Along
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Neil Armstrong Shags Asteroids.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Not Another Stupid Acronym
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Nadgers And Sweaty Armpits
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Never Anally Seduce Androids
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Nazis Apprehended by Soviets and Americans
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:14, archived)
# No Acrylic Socks Allowed
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:14, archived)
# these egg timers are rubbish :(
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Arf
got a laptop yay :D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# ooh nicely :)
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Smashing...!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Haha, great
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Once a month, David would concede to wear the "LibDem Suit"


and pull the little doggy around
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Looks comfy
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
#
little doggyClegg
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahah
Great stuff Waspie!
*Click*
:D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
# somewhat quick and dirty
but the source needed to be used
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Proto-teletubby!
woo - yay et houlpa!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Knitted fashion slax and comfy cardy all in ones FTW!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:11, archived)
# That's what I thought!
I even like the colour
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
# He's taking his "hug a hoodie" campaign a bit too seriously
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Uncanny!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:55, archived)
# o_O
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:07, archived)
# wear a condom kids
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:59, archived)
# XD
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:11, archived)
# back panel slide for sure
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:43, archived)
#

(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# oh god. KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!
D:
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# :D
What's Saints Row like Mr Jolly?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I think I enjoyed SR2 more, but that could just mean SR3 is more or less the same game.
Just better looking.
Did feel like your progression was a little too quick.
You start more or less at the top of the food chain, and I got little sense of accomplishment when calling in an airstrike (or similar craziness).
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Hehehe!
Sounds brilliant, my lad's consumed by
Skyrim at the mo, but I DO fancy Saints Row
:D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# damn right
just unlocked airstrike ability last night, after a massive ruck with STAG. The story is whizzing by - im 75% complete already!

Its short, but a great laugh though - especially in co-op, which ive been playing it in from the start. The VTOL jets and the dildo bats are a hoot
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# It sounded amazingly sexual even *before* you mentioned the dildo bats
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:04, archived)
# well, there's one mission where you have to rescue someone from an S&M club
it ends with a (hilariously slow) chase on horse-gimp and cart.

The guy you rescue is a pimp with a tracheotomy, who uses a golden microphone to speak in a robotic, auto-tuned singing voice.
Here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONdAC3e8mY
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)
# This is my sad face.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# WILD HAS.. oh
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Oh, hello.
Not seen your name pop up for ages.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I don't get out much these days
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Who is the masked rider?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Art
I'm trying to remember when he got a job again...I thought he was still unemployed.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# It must be hard going to work on a skateboard.
Also,if you're stuck for ideas on what to get me for xmas, you could get me this. Or this.

K thnx bai.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Has Art shaved his eyebrows?
Have his eyes gone on a diet, too?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# What happened to the woman/animal hybrid things?
and the fat eyebrow man?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# one of them is in the fish bowl?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# I thought that was the Stig
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Jesus was batman?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:15, archived)
# No no no no no
That was Ian McShane
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Wasn't it all talking post boxes in space a few weeks ago?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# I find it very difficult to follow these days
Probably because I'm a fucktard
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Fucktards need special attention.
Poor emvee
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:30, archived)
# *dribbles*
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Fat Star Wars Type Comic Is Over Then
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
# I made a FUCKING BAUBLE. YOU CUNTS!

Fucking stick it on your puny shitting tree.
300 arsequaking dpi version here you piss wizards
shitcake
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:54, archived)
# piss wizards shitcake :)
that's me. Also, nice colouring in and that.

edit: Do requests? How bout a nice pair of knockers for the tree. Some cock and balls too. And a big fucking vadge to keep it festive.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# I fucking will.
You cunt.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BAUBLES!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Yay
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)
# yay!
Is that an Angry Birds piggy?

(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:01, archived)
# NO
no it's fucking not you shitjockey bellhead! x
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:04, archived)
# WELL
it fucking should be you dickwringing arseflap! xxx
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:04, archived)
#
I'm gonna punch your ringflap INTO monkey felching space you GIGANTIC phlegm helmet. xxxxxx
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# yeh!
well I'm gonna grab your smeggy beller and shove it so far down your sticky pisspipe that it will come out of your grimy assflange looking like a prolapsed intestine. You HUMONGOUS gusset sponge! ♥♥♥



/god I'm getting horny!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I just came.




































in your mum.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)
# pfffft!
you and your sloppy seconds
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)
# YOUR ONLY USE IS AS LUBRICANT
your Bob Monk and tears are like a gossamer cockslide. xxxxxxxxxx
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:12, archived)
# ah - that would be the pus from the gonorrhoea infested weeping ulcers along my shaft
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# SHIT!
I've broken it!
I've fucking snapped my cock!


YOU SHITWEASEL!

MY COCK IS DESTROYED!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)
# well at least now you can retrieve that pen lid that got stuck in it last year
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# HAHAHA
Brilliant.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
# alright mushy
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# 'owdo
I'm beset by children and feeling like I'm the living embodiment of ALL CUNTING SWEARING!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I must say, your swearing is superb today, sir!
top fucking notch!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)
# bugger
got to change a shite encrusted nappy and go and pick the evil one up from playgroup.
Y'all have fun now ya hear?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# *fingers & tops*
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:17, archived)
# saucy!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
# go for it you dirty shitcunt, godspeed
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)
# This is great!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:22, archived)
# hehehe
excellent!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# And breeeeath
I "(ripped out) heart" you too, Mr Bees.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)
# yay... lully...
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I endorse this kind of xmas!
It's the only way to celebrate!

Yay!

!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)
# das ist gut. i need a tree
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Very Irritating Prick
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:45, archived)
# An insult to upstanding pricks everywhere!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Very Interested in Pigs
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:48, archived)
# black mirror..
haha... I watched it imagining Mr. C in the predicament!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Still not watched it
*fingers in ears*

lalalalalalalalala
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Bring the beat back!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:29, archived)
# DOFF DOFF DOFF DOFF DOFF DOFF DOFF DOFF DOFF DOFF DOFF DOFF DOFF DOFF DOFF DOFF DOFF DOFF DOFF
Drop the beat dark side bass drum suicide
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:31, archived)
# You wear nineteen hats?
How rare!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Haha! Maybe he's just doffing the same one repeatedly, like Mr Chips having a wank
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:39, archived)
# It's good, but it's not right.
Vagabond, you're back in play.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Your sig...
Good luck with that then!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:45, archived)
# he's going to fuck Angela Merkel live on TV
so that Berlusconi will release Helle Thorning-Schmidt
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Play some TULL.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)
# You're such a hippy dude ;-)
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# good music is good
*guitar solo*
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Does a quick roll on the skins....
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:59, archived)
# ...flute.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Haha!
Nice
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Ta Whato!
:D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Judd's not sure about this one....


I however love it and have duly clicked
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:44, archived)
# yes we saw it
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:45, archived)
# \o/
Thanks Micky, you don't mind me calling you Micky do you...

Little Micky Baby...
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Woo :D


Reminds me of Valin :(
I HAVE A LAPTOP YEAHHHH !!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:45, archived)
# :)
Dear Jolly Jack...
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:48, archived)
# SPLENDID!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:51, archived)
# needs more blood crayon
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Excellent!!!
:D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Hairdresser/Barber/Mum/Dad should be shot.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Super and Fluffeh! Fantastic Ninj!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Cheers lully!
:D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Yay, go kitty....
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Excellent big toe riddim
I clicked
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:50, archived)
# No, I'm not sorry.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Thats
pretty!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Arf!
Go stand in the corner and think about what you've done...
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Suspects horse link

EDIT: and no one notice the animated Judd this morning...
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:26, archived)
# worse
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)
# A lot worse......
I don't like Horses, but love CHEESE!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:31, archived)
# I love worses
Best of all the misspelled beasts
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:48, archived)
# cfbwharharsofunny
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# I may be dumb,
But I'm not THAT stupid*

*maybe that stupid next time...
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:32, archived)
# you ought to be
Anyone else noticed the similarity between posh bumpkin, Boris Johnson and hamster-cheeked guitar slapping gimp, Ed Sheeran?

(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:38, archived)
# 9.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:44, archived)
# are you German now?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:46, archived)
# 9. S. 9.
S.I.L.L.Y. C.O.W.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:48, archived)
# nope
still no idea what this is about!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
# It's the only natural progression!
hahaha
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Rats are in your Christmas stealing your baubles
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Lovely! :D
edit: Is that a rare and sacred GamesMaster Golden Joystick that I see?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)
# It can't be, it was destroyed...
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:15, archived)
# ^:D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# YT blocked at work :(
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)
# SUX 2 B U
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# F U N E X ?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:41, archived)
# youworkfornazigermany1942blog.com.net.db
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Why tea blocked at work but not coffee?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Needs more tits!
Nicely done, though the stress of christmas seems to be too much for the little one - he's diving out the window!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)
# That truly is wonderful
I like the before and after pics hanging on the wall ;)
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Absolutely smashing!
:D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:16, archived)
# I rather fancy Mummy mouse!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Oh yeah!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:51, archived)
# "Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse."
I've been LIED TO! D':
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Ratmas - has a good sound to it
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Yay super stuff indeed.... I see mummy moose has got her kinky boots on ready...!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:19, archived)
# You guys are slipping...
...nobody said anything about the cat robot... :'(
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Fuck..! I was going to say something about it having a tail.....
Only just noticed the pointy ears..!
Do mooses like cats then? ;-)
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Seasonal - today is Saint Nickelmouse's Day.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Good to know!...Thought I'd send out my card early... o/
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:57, archived)
# V Nicely done :D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Oi, sasquatch. That's no fackin' moon!!!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Go back to where you came from, you Wookiee!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# get back to Kashy.... Kashik.... Kashyyykiragua!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# just spotted Obi Wan's eyes!
haha
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I could do with a crafty Guinness about now
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I could do with a crafty WanK about now, too
:D
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:06, archived)
# a Wanky nobby?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:06, archived)
# (Plz call me Moggy)
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Moggy.
Now what?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Thanks! XD
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I do not understand
魚ワードローブ鉛筆トゥッティフルッティアイスクリーム
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Exactly! :3
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# I NEVER FORGIVE!!!!!

(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Get back on yer deff star you asthmatic black bastard!

(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Enough bullying of this poor woman!
She's the real victim here, you know. Her words were taken out of context ... er ...
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)
# yes quite. She just needed dechavification

(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Yes, it was CASUAL racism.
Not OUTRIGHT racism...

There is a difference.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:20, archived)
# perhaps she was being racist in her spare time?
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Well her full time job is poking fun at disabled people.
So she needs something to let of steam,
For her it's obviously getting blind drunk with a toddler and screaming racial abuse on a crowded tram.
Used to be a great hobby before all these video phones and witness statements.
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)
# There's too much avoiding eye contact on public transport.
This sort of frank and honest exchange of opinion is refreshing: we should celebrating these vital young things who are willing to freely engage their fellow passenger in conversation!
EMMA WEST FOR PM!!!!!!!!!1

I might see how many facebook friends I can lose by starting a group with this name and inviting them all to join it ;)
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:39, archived)
# just join the group that already thinks she's ace
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Oh god, I thought you were joking
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)
# thankfully few people agree with that statement
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# QEEN OV ARE HARTZ
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Go back to Wookrica!
(, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:12, archived)

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