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[challenge entry] prime time was a bad time to land....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I bet they get pissed off that, by the time the transmission has reached them it's too late to vote
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Heheheh BEWARE
human is a alien
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Haha, excellent....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# This makes me happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# soup
herb!
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Aliens and their obsession with X-Factor
this is why we need Space Wars!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahaha Excellent.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Hurrah!
*clicks madly* Love the astronaut's shocked expression :0
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:15, archived)
# super
I'm assuming this is moving, but i dont know how to make gifs animate on android.
I dont understand these newish phones.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha amazing EWC!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# aaak aak aak!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Brilliant as always :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Hahaha:D
Woo
(herman:D, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Best not to watch that crap anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Aft noon
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Christ it looks like a parrot with its beak pulled off
Top work, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Yay super stuff....
But that guy has got to be having a laugh with his name....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Peter isn't that bad, there are certainly worse names
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Peter Fuchs' Parrots
imagine how embarrassing that would be with a missing apostrophe!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Your right there ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Maybe he does, in the privacy of his own home!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
# That's a lovely lizzot
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Excellent riveting stuff HD
:D

Needs more Posterize! Sorry I need to grease my arse and slide it's so much fun you know!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I knew I left something out !
finds filter ...
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Use the arse grease!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# It's the high-end of art
and people will love you for it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:51, archived)
# any requests ?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Can you Posterize Bee from Prisoner Cell-Block H
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
# How sad was my life.....
When I used to stop up late to watch that...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Me too lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:13, archived)
# He used to give me roses..............................
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:17, archived)
# I wish he could again; But that was on the outside, And things were different then....
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Happy birthday lizard bird?


*Apologies HD
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:53, archived)
# peeer
fect
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 18:11, archived)
# A cock and dolphin tomorrow please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 19:06, archived)
# passes the lard
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Top work as usual HD
Have you ever thought of doing side-by-side comparisons of for example this with a pic of source parrot's head on source lizard's body?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:35, archived)
# top parroting
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I wish I had the patience to do these.
It's rather woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Top cool
(Sherbs, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# great as ever
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:33, archived)
# :D
WooHD
(herman:D, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:43, archived)
# He sings so sweetly.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody abandoned space junk


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(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Where's the windmill from.....;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# I believe that's Skylab, the first helicopter in space
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# in space no-one can hear you THWOPPA THWOPPA THWOPPA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# It's a Dutch designed space station
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)
# which
crashed into australia
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Engineered to crash into Australia
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# One way of winning the lager wars....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I heard the Australians stole it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:23, archived)
# your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Yep, looking closer, it's a mini hand held fan....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I was trying to make a joke around the song "Windmills of your mind" and failed
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Yes I got that! ;-)
But couldn't think of a song related pun back ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I get 2 out of 5
I won't tell you which ones I didn't get in case they're obvious and I am ridiculed on the street
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I got the space station out of deep space nine,
I won't name it or say which one it is though, in case I spoil the fun for everyong else....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I'm dealing with mere children
One has a connection to Gene Roddenberry
One to J. Michael Straczynski
and Two to Gerry Anderson

surely, you can Google the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)
# That's No Moon!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Do do-do-doo do-do-doo...


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I've got an unexpected few hours off work this afternoon and this is what my brain forced my fingers to do
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Haha....
Send that astronaught back out, he's missed loads of little spots on the blue bit.!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:37, archived)
# You should see the size of the space-birds that left those droppings
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# He's gonna need a bigger brush.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Those like the ones in Flesh Gordon?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Hawkman poo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:04, archived)
# FLESH Gordon
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# oh yes
er

I've not seen that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Christ I hope Brian Blessed wasn't in that too
Gives new meaning to "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# NSFW for language
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlTgd5bummI&t=5m27s
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 19:41, archived)
#
love it!
(diddums100, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:45, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon:(
(herman:D, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
oh you git!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# The moment when 7up just got tango'd
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Spritely.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:19, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)
# oooof!
Also, where's Fido Dido now?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Bits of charred confetti raining down from the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Wiz da angles now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I am distressed at this news.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:32, archived)
# You bad man Herman!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Such a tragic loss of fizzy drink
excellent Herman
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:08, archived)
# KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Old jokes are the best ones!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# just a quick one before i go to bed

apol's for shiteness i'm too tired for anything else
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:37, archived)
# then fuck off to bed, and come back when yuore ready to post something funny
*smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:39, archived)
# i think i'd like to ram into her too!
errr...i mean... fuck off, you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# indeed. I have never seen someone get rammed by one of those things who wasn't fucking asking for it

EDIT: Of course, in my opinion -- everyone is always asking for it.

...makes it easier for me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# agree strongly
right, bed time.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
#
Like a Ram getting ready to jam the Lamb!
(Fly Projector, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:39, archived)
# She deserves it too!
Just for wearing black tights under ripped jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Could be stockings.....
The whore
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# not to mention the ugg boots
slapper!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# They should be called fug boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Hahah:D ram her
(herman:D, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Rule 1 of B3ta: Humour over skill.
Rule 2 of B3ta club: The fucking Garibaldis are mine!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Rule 3 of B3ta club: You don't talk about B3ta club!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:03, archived)
# A third rule?
THIS IS MAAAADNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:07, archived)
# not funy, but well done, is that what you're saying :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:32, archived)
# You didn't even bother to filter it ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:35, archived)
# What on earth was she doing in the first place..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Like I'm with an actual animal that's not like my rat dog.
Its an animal. It has to respect what I do so and not respond to how I act around it! LOL1
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I was going to get a pet bull, I think I'll just get a kitten instead now.!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Aceness!
Love how the frame follows her fall :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I find myself strangely hypnotized by this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)
# 1.21 Girofucks!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)
# also,
that's Fuck Youre Future, surley?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)
# yuore
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Yuoe'r
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
# That's one dosed up cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Horses; what's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Needed doing
Good night
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)
# What needed doing?
Has he done something new recently that I don't know about? I'v not seen ant news for a couple of months now, or are you just refering to all the old stuff they have done
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# No, he's not done anything new that's spectacular
but to my knowledge he hasn't stopped being an arsehole either
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:47, archived)
# He needed to be an arsehole to get done what he needed to do ! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Expel faeces from his host body's digestive system?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# in today's ant news: big fuck-off anthill to be built in middle-class ants' back gardens
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)
# I hope they have decks on the pantio ;-)
Ants love Decks....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# GET OUT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
# i loathe this man and his idiocy more than words can express
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:19, archived)
# When Cameron wins an argument in the cabinet
He throws this pose and sits silently like this for upwards of twenty minutes. It's a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Looks more like Hell-High
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:06, archived)
# They do it twice - twice two, and jigsaw must mean you
Hello to you
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# I wouldn't like to be around when one of these suckers is making a speech!
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 3:25, archived)
# Damn space terrists
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I was going to tidy that up a bit
then some bastard came in and bought china cabinet off me and wants it delivered now. Bloody customers! Now I've got to get the van out and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:26, archived)
# My dad died in a china cabinet related incident, those selfish cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Haha
Aww, he looks so happy...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Awww :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)
# First Domo on the moon
Takes poo in vacuum as a scientific experiment.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:23, archived)
# is that anything like putting Little Pedro in a Hoover?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Novelty ruck sack..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:57, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)
# lolicon.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Haha
(DJTK, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# The wink makes it clicker
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# "Dammit, Stan!
..stop moving that aerial about!" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# This microwave has many functions....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] neil armstrong... walking on me face...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 10:03, archived)
# The wolfman is about to have a shave
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Pedantry alert...
That's Buzz Aldrin, walkin on me face.

An reflected in is visor, takin the photograph... Neil Armstrong... takin photographs on me face.
(SonofRojBlake, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:49, archived)
# thank you
it's the only way i'll learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Advent calendar day 10


Today's meme is...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:25, archived)
# a alien?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Why is cool dude pope wielding a frying pan?
Does this have religious significance?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 10:04, archived)
# for spanging
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Doh
Of course. I like the way one of He-who-is-incapable-of-posting-in-anybody-elses's-threads creation's is by his foot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Only if he's become a pantheist
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)
# very clever
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Was about to say
I get the feeling things sneak into the initial pic =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# You're a sly one Emvee!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha now that's clever AND funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] what moon


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(grotpig, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:53, archived)
# The one behind him

Sheesh, you'd think that with those eyes, he could look behind him as well as at us
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Happy Festive Ningles b3ta!
Eduard Khil's Haircut was back to form with some lovely 'research' on Eva Robin's (providing you never scroll down on a picture of her/him).
This was followed by RedHouse asking for Michael (why the fuck don't you open your eyes) Clarke Duncan and Fionnula Flanagan.
And finally, Drunken Miss Hosanna in Excelsis got the dead persons birthday right with Una Merkel.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:00, archived)
# Lovely work!
If you don't mind my asking, can you post a link to the tutorial?
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:07, archived)
# I would, but I got shot down in flames last time..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Haha i Iove irony :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Gooood morning miss

*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:16, archived)
# *glomps*
Morning Stephan
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:18, archived)
# *runs around legs in circles*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:24, archived)
# Teehee that tickles!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Re: your profile
h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/A446393
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Makes me want to listen to Sepultura's debut album
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Or we could corrupt all of humanity:
(Kovenant Star by Star)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kllqMOLE5JE

They have one last album stuck in legal battle hell for the last how ever many years. Grrrr: it's so unfair that I don't get to hear it.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:52, archived)
# O_O
Well the certainly know how to put a Donk on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:02, archived)
# They were all old school death metal.
IMHO the best thing they did was a rework of one of their first albums: In The Times Before The Light was a concept piece entirely narrated by a dragon lamenting over lost youth. The update added a dark carnival esthetic to what was once a bit more dour: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkpJHHaHXRY&feature=related

Edit: and by "they were" I meant "they used to be, before they found all of these lovely gadgets"
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:18, archived)
# That's all very good, but do you have a copy of the lyrics?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:26, archived)
# I suppose you're joshing with me
But they're here: www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/covenant/intimesbeforethelight.html

And the best bit is:
Make me frozen, cold as ice
I give to thee my blinded eyes
Make me chilled, as white as snow
I give to thee my lonely soul
Hear my longing, hear my cry
I give to thee my empty mind
Cast your winds upon my wings
I give to thee my hollow heart
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:39, archived)
# I never really listened to them
although I own a shitload of old school death metal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:34, archived)
# You probably know more about it than I do then.
Late to the game and all.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Possibly
Been to about 100 DM concerts too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Wobbly, your mediocrity knows no bounds and for that, I salute you.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:14, archived)
# I'm not sure what that means, but thank you (I think).

PS: Ning mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:21, archived)
# i think you mean, thanks XD
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:32, archived)
# NIng real!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:00, archived)
# ning WB
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Call it a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:39, archived)
# "A Day"

There you go...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:01, archived)
# “festive ningles”??!
You deserve to be killed.
/harsh but extremely fair
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:20, archived)
# I'm so gald I have you on ignore
* Pfftt

Ning Micky!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:27, archived)
# How gald are you exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:25, archived)
# awful, turgid shite
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Looks in the dick-cionary
TURGID: inflated, overblown, or pompous; bombastic

That could describe so many b3tains, I am privileged that you save this for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# No need to be euphemistic about it.
Tell us how you really feel.

/edit: hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# you forgot boring and humourless
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# and soulless
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Ooh I like the black lips and eyes on Una
Teri Garr tomorry please
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)
# ^ Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Top work Wobbly
Bess Armstrong tomorrow please
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Cheers EKH
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:12, archived)
# By Top work, did you mean: same as ever
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
# No I mean thank you for putting in the effort and time following my request
Don't be so nasty, b3tan hate crew
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:23, archived)
# fantastic!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Thanks, I think it's one of my best vectors
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# May I join?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Naturally

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I always join naturally
the unnatural way is so disjointed.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Lovely work!
If you don't mind my asking, can you post a link to the tutorial?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:59, archived)
# 1. Open Potatoshop
2. Find the Posterize to Shite Filter
3. Put Kettle on and have a brew!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Thanks

1. open mugtug.com/sketchpad/
2. vectorise an image
3. have a poo
4. vectorise some more
5. ...
6. profit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# but they always create a good conversation...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# A vicious cycle of self-validation
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)
# i'd love for him to organise another vote
That was a fun exercise in attention-seeking self-validation. At least it didn't involve any filters. similar amount of talent though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:18, archived)
# It's self-gratifying shite
He makes the shite and then asks for request for more shite, people make shite suggestions, and feel somehow touched and special that shite is created for them according to their shite suggestion, this in turns justifies the need for more shite and thus a supply and demand is created for an endless spiral of shite.

*Sings* It's the Cir-cle the Cir-cle of Shite!

Sorry Wobbly Bloke, you really need to let this one go now. I wasn't being deliberately mean Jeremy Clarkson made me do it! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:48, archived)
# It's the turd of fortune
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:51, archived)
# The Detritus of Destiny
wasn't that an 80's punk/nu wave group? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Haha this
Needs more reference to attention-seeking.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Really, you could just have a tumblr set up and the few people that like these could go there
You can even set up a bank of images and make it post at exactly the right time every morning.

It's pretty much set up for exactly what you're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)
# You you could quit winging and simply ignore me...
* I guess the only reason you won't click 'Ignore' is because you secretly love my work, but unfortunately you feel insecure and have to put everyone else down in a vain attempt to gain popularity.


PS: Do you have a 'tumblr' set up with all your shopped images? If so, could you please let us have a link to them as we would love to see them... Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# This^
(herman:D, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Actually, gronkpan has a very sensible point there.

And yes, we *all* secretly love your work and feel insecure etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I don't get this "well where are YOUR images?" argument you keep trotting out
You don't need to be a qualified scatologist to know when you've trod in dogshit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:34, archived)
# My scatologist's got no nose
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Does he stink?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# He smells of Jamaica!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I work hard on my images and animations and post stuff as and when I feel I have something
of value to post and usually that means something funny or worth showing to others.

I could post shite all day long and all week long but it's not going to make me popular with fellow b3tards - so for me it's about quality over quantity for example I will shamelessly pea this one out


not because it was overlooked - it wasn't I got good replies and it was on popular page for a good while - but because it illustrates that I made an effort and took the time to make something that i think is funny and original in my own madcap way.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Well, this is shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:58, archived)
# \:D/ at last recognition!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# I've just been linked to this post and I never saw your reply
Here is one of my tumblr accounts:
here-it-is.tumblr.com/

here is another:

gronkpan.tumblr.com/

I have a couple others but you get the point.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)
# But b3ta is much more entertaining!
Tumblr off if you don't like it...
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# B3ta was a lot more entertaining before this became the stable diet!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)
# keep it up wobbly bloke :D
wishes all the ones who are giving you so much grief would spend their ire more productively by criticising the million and one freebase pics and other mind numbingly boring headswaps that fill this board and get greeted with enthusiastic, autistic hand flapping, instead of picking on your one morning post.

i don't care whether it has artistic merit, great technical skill or not, your pics and Flea's terrible joke have become a nice daily ritual that gives me joy to see of a morning

Haters! - go grease your fucking arses and slide!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:34, archived)
# So, you're bored shitless of Freebase, but cannot imagine anyone getting bored shitless of WB's and Dogbomb's pictures?
How rare
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:43, archived)
# i'm bored of endless repetition of freebase
one or even two a day i would have no problem with
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:45, archived)
# But this is equally repetitious and he does between 4-6 a day
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:47, archived)
# it's once, in the morning
if he was plastering the board all day long with similar images and others were doing the same, i would probably be bored shitless with it too

but i really don't get the problem over one morning post that people can choose to ignore.

it's just getting to look like group snobbery now
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Your sig is undermining your argument, fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# no, it's two different things
some people are hypersensitive to one post of something a day, yet can stand seeing virtually the same post repeated 50 times over a period of years.

others can bypass one post a day they don't like, yet find the same joke repeated ad infinitum by a variety of people, mind numbing

you apparently are the first case, I am the latter
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)
# no, it's two different things
some people are hypersensitive to one post of something a day, yet can stand seeing virtually the same post repeated 50 times over a period of years.

others can bypass one post a day they don't like, yet find the same joke repeated ad infinitum by a variety of people, mind numbing

you apparently are the first case, I am the latter

I'm allowed to moan about the stuff I hate and but you're not allowed to moan about the stuff you hate
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:25, archived)
# When I joined b3ta you got the trolling of a lifetime if you posted the same shite day after day
it taught me to improve my art and only post stuff that was worthwhile posting. I'm not a hater of Wobbly Bloke I just wish he would move on from this, he's had a good run with it now it's tiresome.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# You forgot about the reposts later in the evening when he hasn't had enough replies
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# I don't see that much difference really
And I am keeping a very friendly tone here ;)

I don't mind the Freebases. Some even make me laugh out loud, as they're more unpredictable when they turn up in surprising pictures or circumstances.
Naturally, they would be more unpredictable if the meme doesn't get used quite so often.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:50, archived)
# True and freebase and flan base are b3ta memes and can be funny
yet posterizing Google-found minor celeb pictures is neither funny or a meme. Two totally different things altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# i'm considering applying the mosaic filter to photos and posting them every day
Any requests?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# The lifeless corpse of Gary Coleman from Different Strokes
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)
# they're not memes
they're fucking wallpaper!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Most b3tards consider them memes go look on the b3takit and you will find them.
They may be overused but they are memes - Now go to b3takit and see if you can find any posterized Wobbly Bloke images!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# overused meme = wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:24, archived)
# but they will remain memes even when people have bored of them until people find them funny again.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:32, archived)
# /opinions lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:20, archived)
# they're not vectors
They're 10-sec filter jobs.

Your argument is poor. which effortless board-cancer is best?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:27, archived)
# my argument is poor?
i'm not the one defending this site turning into freebase central.

i'm the one asking why the fuss over one effortless cancer cell and no fuss over a whole buttock riddled with effortless arse tumours
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Nice daily ritual? Having a shit in the morning is a nice daily ritual.
b3ta is a comedy website. Freebase, Flan and Vimod, while being used perhaps too much, have occasionally made me lol. These faux vectors make me lose the will to live.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I'm uncomfortable with even calling them faux vectors
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# fauxs?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# "Is this the bottom?"
* I fucking love you all, and I love the way you all pull together to slag me off now and then...

It has taken me a while to read through all of these posts and I am now laughing like a loon, this makes it all worth while...

Thank you b3ta, you have made my day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Laughing like a loon?
Is that like when you do massive office lols at fleatoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)
# No, the bottom is here
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] In honor of seeing Pink Floyd - The Wall for the first time . . .
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 5:26, archived)
# I saw it back in them days, long ago...
Fantastic show... But I don't remember the angry bum leg things?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 6:53, archived)
# that's the judge who gets filled with an urge to defecate!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 7:24, archived)
# SHIT ON HIM JUDGE
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:49, archived)
# tare down the moon tare down the moon
nice work. Jez would be pleased!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 7:29, archived)
# Thank you. :)
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:05, archived)
# I saw mr. Waters perform The Wall live this summer
I had my doubts at first, but it was a great show.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:16, archived)
# That's no Dark Side Of The Moon
Like the judges, I crack me up.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:47, archived)
# I saw it a couple of times earlier this year
stunning show..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Wait for it...
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 3:15, archived)
[challenge entry] No Problem!
(Virulent, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 3:56, archived)
[challenge entry] nwot
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 4:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 4:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 5:56, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 7:06, archived)
# ;)
might as well drop this one here too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Well, seeing as the bandwagon is still rolling...
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 8:42, archived)
# why not
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] [Insert witty comment]
(Virulent, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 2:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(Virulent, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 2:49, archived)
# The only thing I don't understand...
... is why *everyone* didn't do this one. It's brilliant.
(SonofRojBlake, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Yay
Thankees :)
(Virulent, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 18:16, archived)
# klangers?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Ahem!
Quite right. Moomins, indeed!
(Virulent, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 3:09, archived)
# Arf! At the ninja edit.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 3:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 3:10, archived)
# 9/11 doesn't exist
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 3:15, archived)
# I was prepared for this

There were no towers.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 3:20, archived)
# 3/11ths???
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 3:22, archived)
# 4:7
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 4:29, archived)
# SO HOT RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 6:26, archived)
[challenge entry] or this

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 3:30, archived)
# Full throttle.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:44, archived)
# did you already flip his mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:53, archived)
# Hahaha, no, much better!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:57, archived)
# heh heh! not really, but thanks XD
i wish i'd done it properly now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:58, archived)
# b3ta.com/board is on fire tonite!!!!!! aaaahhhh
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Are we still doing shapes?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)
# That "shape with no name"
is clearly a dildo of some form.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:27, archived)
# He's got a lot of reasons to be unhappy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:30, archived)
# I dunno, there'd be worse things to be reincarnated as
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Camilla's dildo
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:55, archived)
# ....
....


....

......
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:00, archived)
# :(
i thought i was backing you up
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:05, archived)
# You were
Unfortunately you suggested that while being reincarnated as a dildo sounds like a good thing there's always the risk, no matter how slim, of being reincarnated as Camilla's dildo - which would probably lead to a suicide situation.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:07, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:16, archived)
# That looks like a natural result of this scenario


although shorn of context that just looks like a picture of some (badly shopped) old guy with his hand up a cow's jacksy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:20, archived)
# Shorn of context, the shoes Bear Grylls wore to meet the queen
remind me of something similar
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:26, archived)
# would those be
the shoes he claimed to have made himself after chasing down the cow, killing it, skinning it and curing its hide, only for channel 4 to later admit that he bought them from a branch of clark's?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:32, archived)
# i reckon he hunted down and killed different coloured animals to dye them as well
images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/dec2011/9/2/bear-grylls-wears-union-flag-themed-shoes-as-the-queen-and-duke-of-edinburgh-host-a-reception-at-buckingham-palace-pic-pa-790103071.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Eurgh
And I dread to think how many lesser-spotted crimson tadwhistles were murdered to make those horrible shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Definitely a stuck up cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:31, archived)
# I've been through the desert on a shape with no name
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:35, archived)
# in the desert you can't remember your name
because there ain't no shape there to give you no name
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:37, archived)
# :(
The humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Nooooooooooo!
was my singing THAT bad?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Shoot it in the head just to make sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:43, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:45, archived)
# finally you posted something good
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 5:39, archived)
# LA LAAAAAA LA LALALA LA LALA LAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:37, archived)
# great now i'll have this in my head until morning
THANKS MOFAHA
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)
# one of the best songs ever to get stuck in your head
*boots up media centre*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)
# And the single easiest song to play on the guitar too,
Seeing as it's just the same two chords one after another all the way through.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:44, archived)
# i must learn this
and play it constantly on my son's ukulele
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:49, archived)
# A little late but have one of these....

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Ta
6 years and less than 10,000 posts despite frequent appearances on the stats board. I'm quite proud of myself.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:44, archived)
# cube is happy
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Prepare yourself...
FOR CUBE!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:50, archived)
# this am obscene
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Eggwank
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:52, archived)
# That stuck up cicle cunt wants taking down a peg or two
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:03, archived)
# SHIT JUST GOT REAL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:12, archived)
# one from the archives;
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:02, archived)
# My lunch(Maria,Jamjars)

My past comic. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Do we get to colour this one in?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)
# ah, you clearly don't know the rules
you are not allowed to alter moguragunsou's work
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:18, archived)
# What if I print it out, shit on it and post it to her?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:20, archived)
# well, i'm all for it
but moguragunsou doesn't like people playing with her original* work


*ripped off of someone else
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Well what the fuck could go wrong. It's not the ring.
is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] nope, but this is
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Ring!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Hello?
no, sorry, you have the wrong number
*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:43, archived)
# If make cute work, I forgive.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:34, archived)
# And if I shat on your picture and posted it to you?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I think you may need to explain "shat" to Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Really? Fine.
Moggy, your pictures are shit. Shat is the past tense of shit.

Shit is when you make runny poo from your bot bot.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)
# It's a French cat, isn't it?
Not sure I'd like to see what one of her French cats would look like. "Buggered" might cover it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)
# It's what Sean Connery did on a chair
Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Thank'ee
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Happy candlemas, Boris! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Ta!
OH SHIT



OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

(PS: Moggy's original image was 120kb. For future reference, it should be under 100k. That can be achieved by thickening the lines a bit and then saving as a GIF or an indexed PNG.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)
# everything she posts is oversized
just another way of showing b3tans she's trying to fit in
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)
# This only adds to my belief that she's on an extended troll
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)
# ^
oh, he absolutely is.
paul p is the only person who likes his work and he doesn't like anything apart form jj, so why bother with it,
if for no other reason than to troll
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)
# I like how you go against convention
and refer to Moggy not just as a troll, but as "he".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)
# does it come across, you know, a bit trolly?
i try and refrain form calling him moggy, as he didn't have the sense to choose moggy as his username, despite wanting to be called that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:30, archived)
# To be honest, if "Moggy" is real
then almost anything any of us have ever said to them might look trolly to someone with as little knowledge of the board as they seem to have. And if "Moggy" isn't real, then it's all one and the same anyway.

I say keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)
# i would agree, if it wan't for the initial warm welcome and encouragement he recieved when he first arrived
it's like taking in somebody with severe psychological issues.
you try your hardest to put them on the straight and narrow, only for them to keep fucking up and shitting in your underwear draw.
you get mad the first few times, then you just take the piss out of them until they commit suicide.
or something like that anyway
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)
# You know, I reckon it's *you*
Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:42, archived)
# thanks XD
far too clever and eloborate to be me.
and anyway, there is such a thing as too many comedy accounts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Aha! A past record!
Though this one would take up a hell of a lot of time, it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:49, archived)
# yeah, it was meant to be funny, but it didn't go down well with some b3tans
i may have been called a cunt
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:01, archived)
# Well, whatever you did passed me right by
Plus, being called a cunt is kind of an initiation on b3ta. If you've never been called a cunt you're not doing it right.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:04, archived)
# i would tend to agree, but people were really getting upset
it was pretty bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:26, archived)
# oh and for the record, i wasn't particularly cunty
just a bit moguransu troll speak.
but mob behaviour and all that, it started getting out of hand pretty quickly
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:41, archived)
# I want links that I can look through when I wake up
GET TO IT
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:44, archived)
# i'll see if i can find it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Heh
I was starting to feel I was the only one who spotted that! My vote is currently for comedy account/troll*
*this might change in the future
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)
# i'm thinking maybe an unintentional troll to begin with
we've created a monster though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:37, archived)
# *takes imaginary glasses off* what is this masterpiece...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)
# It is the doom that threatens to overwhelm us all
The cellar won't hide you for they'll find you there and pin you down as cockroaches fill your mouth and rats chew their way inside and worm their way through your intestines, deeper and deeper, squirming and you'll feel them filling your rectum and dying crushed by the weight of the rats that fill you and still they'll come in and you'll feel your muscles giving way and a tide of warm, twitching rodents will fall from you and you'll wish to be dead but you'll be alive and the cockroaches will chew away your eyelids so you can't even close your eyes on the pain, and still you'll live and cry for death but a rat will grip your tongue in its jaws and you'll feel its spit and its blood and it will thrash its head wildly and the pain as your tongue tears would drive consciousness from you if unconsciousness were possibly but it won't be and you'll pray and you'll pray but the only God who'll hear will be Pan, Pan standing at the base of the stairs and girding his barbed loins and He'll approach, ready.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)
# NNNGGGGHHHHHH and I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Another happy customer
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:28, archived)
# i find this easy to masterbate to
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)
# This was the intention
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)
# I really do like your lovecraftian strips
Just the way they gradually descend into the horror
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)
# There's a set formula
First panel: same as original
Second or third panel, depending on context: Introduce the supernatural with the characters evidently remaining casual
Thenceforth: Add flames and increasingly unhinged references to Pan, the Barbed Old One, anal rape, cockroaches, pipes, fifes and lies.

However, formulaic as they are, I rather enjoy them too :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)
# i made a pic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:30, archived)
# hahaha
genuine 2:30AM piss-off-the-neighbour lols
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:31, archived)
# \o/
2.30? germany? no wait, the netherlands?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:36, archived)
# The North Lands
Home of Noggin the Nog and Harald Hardrada and numerous portly goths.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:40, archived)
# hmmm.... harald hardrada has links to denmark, sweden and norway
i'm guessing norway though.
you have portly goths in norway? that's not the image i have of norwegians; this doesn't sit right with me.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:48, archived)
# *Cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:50, archived)
# anyone know the heimlich maneuver?
no? shame
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:57, archived)
# i missed commenting on your candles by 5 minutes
maybe next year, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)
# If you think I'm still gonna be here in a year's time
then you're probably very right.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)
# I did not color in this work.
・〜・
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)
# thanks XD
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)
# I am not making laughings with hubba-bubba :@(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:22, archived)
# ah, i thought you'd run into a patio door
£250 from you've been framed. just sayin', think about it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)
# ahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahaaahahahah!
funniest cartoon ever!
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Obscene is a good word
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:19, archived)
# is this a mogism that i missed?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)
# It was some kind of Jollyjack fantasy she had
Edit: www.b3ta.com/board/10622736
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:25, archived)
# I think i get it not sure
Is it a joke about the mole getting turned on by the girl patting the phallic worm? If it is haha that is funny if not it should be.
(FrancisYorkMorgan Just call me York; that's what everyone calls me.., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Why is your mole a sergeant?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Jamjars is mole seargeant.
in Banjo-Tooie.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Has he served in any active war zones?
How long has he been a member of the mole armed forces?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# To be honestly, I did not see him fighting.
Because he order only.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Pretty pointless being in the forces then.
Does he suffer from depression?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:57, archived)
# He drinks himself into a stupor and smashes hotel-room mirrors.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Sgt. Jamjars is such a cutesy wootsy name
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:52, archived)
#
www.therwp.com/wiki/Jamjars
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Your version of him is better
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Thanks ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)
# *head-desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Well it is!
The one in that wiki doesn't even look like a mole
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)
# You have an innate talent for encouraging dross
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)
# SPECIAL BIG
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)
# yeah!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Ah you've moved on to comics with dialogue
Not exactly playing to your strengths there Moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:58, archived)
# I'd love for you to have a go at this
spelling.wordpress.com/2007/09/05/english-pronunciation/
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)
# *clicks*
truly wanderful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Needs more inappropriateness.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# No.
No it doesn't.
first time ever moggy posts a clean picture - let's celebrate instead!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)
# You should join in the colouring-in session
There's only been a couple of us doing it so far. We need more entries.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Well...
if all the images were like this I would. I don't want to download the semiporn ones for any reason!
/old prude blog
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)
# This picture is BRILLIANT to colour in!
Post may contain exaggerations and half-truths.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:42, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm off to beddibies. I might have a go at one tomorrow.
I've saved this one in case it's the only clean one available
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:45, archived)
# I'm planning on making one where one character keeps asking
"If you want to be called Moggy why do you make your username "Mogerangsu (please call me Moggy)"?" and where the little nun/rabbit thing replies by spitting acid at its face and then trying to open it with a chainsaw. I think I'll name the result "Rhapsody in Lilac" and sell it for a grand.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Oh my, yes!
yes!I look forward to this with eager anticipation.
can't buy it though work has dried up atm
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Well, I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Moggy, to me, is like a professional juggler or something.
They're obviously very good at what it is they do, but was it worth doing in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:38, archived)
# XD *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)
# He or she
is a good artist, without doubt, and I enjoy the randomness of the threads it creates. But I strongly believe we are being trolled in some way. No girl I know draws child rape porn. No Japanese person i met, and i've met a few, understood slang one minute but not the next.
But it is B3ta, box on.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:45, archived)
# I can only hope
I get as many replies to a thread when I post a random picture. One day perhaps one day.....
no way will I ever post porn so that's my hopes dashed
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:49, archived)
# Moggy gets more replies
than any 'artist' on here for sure and it is usually fun. But child porn is child porn, and I love B3ta, but that is a line I won't cross for giggles. To be even handed Moggy did not post them, they were found elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Yeah, that is a bit strange. I have heard of girls drawing things like that before, but not as excessive as Moggy.
But hey-ho, I'm going to have to resort to the 'It's a culture I will never understand' conclusion, and if Moggy IS a Japanese girl, I will not be surprised...

...and if Moggy is a 43 year old lorry driver from Peckham, I wouldn't be surprised then, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Just note I've called fake
from day one and it never replies to me...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Well the day we find out, I'll be waiting for you to say 'I told you so'. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:03, archived)
#
43 year old lorry driver can not post b3ta....I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:00, archived)
# I want to hear you
say 'lorry' out loud Moggy. that should settle it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:02, archived)
# This is all an elaborate double-bluff
I've finally solved it. "Moggy" is "The Sundae" "Lunch"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:03, archived)
# That's
'Runch' to you
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:04, archived)
# Ahahaha
Casual racism lols

(At least, I *think* that kind of thing is meant to be racist now. Like calling a Chinese meal a "Chinky".)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:06, archived)
# It is very confusing.
All my local Indian take-aways are run by Bangladeshis, and my local Chinese are from Hong Cong and they can't stand the Chinese. I just tend to pay and eat.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:11, archived)
# That's a dangerous choice
especially if the Bangladeshis and Hong Kongese swap places for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:14, archived)
# All i know is it is damn fine food.
I couldn't give a monkeys chuff who cooks it TBH. I'd make a shit racist :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:17, archived)
# This really is shit
It's like your heart isn't in it!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:19, archived)
# I promise to try harder.
As soon as I work out who I hate and why, I'll be shouting. Actually you don't always need a 'why' that i can see. OK I'll be racist against /talk until something else comes up.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:23, archived)
# You never need a "why"
Just pick a group of people and hate them irrationally.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:34, archived)
# That sounds like a challenge to me
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Oh yeah, of course they can!
We've got a few on here, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Who is? O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:10, archived)
# If you mean who is posting while driving a lorry, I suspect no-one
They'd cause a massive pile-up on the M5 if they tried that one.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:12, archived)
# What accounts?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Fucked if I know
I'm just one of the lowly B3ta scientists
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:21, archived)
#
・〜・
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:51, archived)
# i don't like this thread
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 5:37, archived)

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