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# Merry Christmas, /board.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)
# likewise :)
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Christy Merrmas!!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:38, archived)
# All of you.
And you in particular. Mwah.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)
# "from all your friends surviving the event"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Got any Rad-Away?
I've got a couple of bottles of water I can trade...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:18, archived)
# We don't know but they're everywhere....
A stone,
We don't know but they're everywhere....
A stone,
A stone,
We don't know but they're everywhere....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)
# STAY INDOORS.......
STAY INDOORS STAY IN DOORS STAY I NDOORS....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:57, archived)
# Firstly...........................
www.b3ta.com/board/10285595

Secondly, I think this should hit the spot, I'm pretty sure it's the correct one, but being as my PC is doing a dying fly, I can't see it to make sure, I know you've heard it, but hey it's Christmas and you may not have heard it this year, Hope it's the right song..!

Happy festivmas, I'm off to gat more pissed thean I am right now....


www.youtube.com/watch?v=juwuXNFoJVc
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)
# ^that's an ace link, ta.
I listened to it with the BBC1 "Midnight Mass" on with the sound turned off. It worked very nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Yay glad you liked..... !! You're not telling me you've not heard it before..!
I'v made the mistake of buying my usuall booze amount, plus enough for tomorow, plus a little extra for tonight so I don't drink tomorows, I hope I don't do what I usual do when there is more than a one nights amount in the house and stay up untill 6 and drink the lot leaving me nothing for tomorow night...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 1:06, archived)
# Yeah, going next door on Christmas Day and asking if they've got any booze they can sell never goes down all that well.
Looks like you picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue!

(oh, and there are puh-lenty of canonical, 'sacred' classic rock texts I've never heard. For example, the only Led Zep I've got is an mp3 of "Rock 'n' Roll", which is enough for me.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 1:22, archived)
# Bloody fantastic link - thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 5:55, archived)
# I like the way it expresses the joy of xmas by simply coming to an abrupt end at a very close horizon.
LOL EMO LOL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Obligatory "<-talk"....
But as it's xmas you may live, Have a picture.

Christmas... etc...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Is that a boinker he's hogging in that jar?
(Poison-System-X, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Spoon jar, jar, spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Is this something to do with star wars?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)
# I googled and found this

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.

The Christmas Spirit Jar is a very simple idea. It is a way that you can recycle materials at hand, making it an inexpensive gift idea, but is a gift with a very heartfelt meaning.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Merry Christmas /board
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Yeah, Merry Chritmas /boarders!
If I could do pictures and that I do a fucking awesome one, just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:26, archived)
# You lot aren't so bad :)
www.b3ta.com/board/2561887

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:30, archived)
# *old user nostalgia sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:35, archived)
# We all come and go
just look at Rob, he's so useless he's forgotten to do a newsletter, and decided to have Christmas instead, the useless cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:43, archived)
# talk >
picture Click for bigger (334 kb)Merry Christmas
(herman:D, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)
# thank God you tagged it
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:39, archived)
# hahaha:D i like your profile
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=31069
(herman:D, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:45, archived)
# ^ this
But festive live messages.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:39, archived)
# likewise
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:39, archived)
# ONLY 366 MORE SHOPPING DAYS
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Merry Xmas to you too!
I hope yours is better than Santa's in my pic...
(cirrus, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 1:08, archived)
# He'd be doing better if he hadn't spent so much on cheap booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 1:23, archived)
# and a merry christmas to you and to all you b3tabutts
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 1:36, archived)
# you diabolical queen, where's the fucking picture
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 2:37, archived)
# Merry Christmas!
Christmas lunch has been cooked and consumed and I'm putting my feet up until pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 25 Dec 2011, 4:03, archived)
# It's 4 in the morning, time to go to sleep and wake up to too much food, disappointing presents, family squabbles and the sursprisingly pleasant old lady with alzhiemer's who turns up every year.
Christmas, FUCK YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 4:09, archived)
# Nearly four in the afternoon here.
On the outside of a disgustingly large amount of Christmas pudding, custard and cream.
Mrs is bringing coffee, even if it is decaf instant. No more cooking for me today.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 25 Dec 2011, 5:16, archived)
# Merry redex

Have a wonderful Christmas all you B3tards!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 5:15, archived)
# Chrimbo pearoast
Every year the dirty bastard comes down the chimney

(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:06, archived)
# that must be one of those new stationary fires I've heard so much about
:)
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)
# That
is what lazyness, excess alcohol consumption and lack of talent looks like :)
(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Never apologise just tell him that Santa who has billions of households to visit in one night
comes so quickly that time seems to stand still ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:27, archived)
# that's why santa's wife is thinking of leaving him
(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:31, archived)
# How did you know?!?
Photobucket
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:32, archived)
# :D
reposting cunt ;)
(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:37, archived)
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(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:50, archived)
# *wants to meet Stella Man
Photobucket
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)
# and a pea
Photobucket
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
# I know what i want for christmas dinner now.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Merry Christmas B3TA :D
(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:49, archived)
# This is why there is no news letter.... ambushed he was..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:54, archived)
# /yoda
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Thought that as I typed I did...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Arhge....!!!!
Don't mention reinstall... I'v done it twice over the last couple of days, and my systems that fucked I'v got to do it again yet....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:08, archived)
# have you tried turning it off then on again?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Right in the snow balls.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Oof! Right in the tweeters!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Marvel at my drawing skillzzz..... happy festivmas evreyone...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Nice skills:D
Merry Christmas invisable man
(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Same to you Herman:D
I was shocked at my skills myself when I scraped the dust off my tablet and plugged it in.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Hitler loved acid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Himmler liked similar... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Time to go with an xmas bang!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Glorious!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:38, archived)
# *adjusts monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:40, archived)
# I'd adjust the medicine cupboard...
She's gonna need some throat lozenges.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# bang her
(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:44, archived)
# In a similar vein.
FUCK! This was a dream I had last night, with Jimmy Stewart's arm.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Are you meant to put poppers on your tounge? serious question I'v always wondered ...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:48, archived)
# CELEBRAYSHAAAAHAAAAHN

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Bollockhand Babs strikes again..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Yeah, That girl needs some moisturiser or to start shaving the palm of her hand.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Needs more urine.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)
# You mean the Bailey's should be replaced with Carling?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:13, archived)
# her palm's a little hairy for my liking :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Merry Christmas B3ta, you lovely bunch of bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:50, archived)
# nicely done......have a Christmas.*click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Danke, Mulled Lager anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:55, archived)
# i like it! nice concept too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Thank you, Q and Z were tough.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:55, archived)
# What about
Raiders of the Lost Ark? Why is it under I?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 25 Dec 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Indiana Jones
and the Raiders of the Lost Ark :)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0082971/
(Digby's Magic Shoe Doesn't like being touched there!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 7:46, archived)
# That's what it is known as now.
But in the Eighties, it was R. I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:54, archived)
# This would make a lovely poster
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:58, archived)
#
*Nonchalantly whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Well that was quick
I'll take a 10% cut for the idea
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Can you deliver?
Before tomorrow morning would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:20, archived)
# I am outside of your house right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:25, archived)
# fuck me thats good
well dont fuck me obviously thats for mrs boff but you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Mrs boff gets to "fuck you"
you are a lucky boy at Christmas.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)
# This is fabulous Stephen
*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Top stuff!
I didnt get M, U, X, Y and Z though...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# U is Untouchables
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:11, archived)
# M is Mannequin.
U is Untouchables.
X is Xanadu.
Y is Youngblood.
Z is Zeitgeist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:13, archived)
# To think I missed all but the Untouchables
I've never seen any of the other movies all the way through I feel in someway ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# My youth was, in some part, misspent on VHS.
*proud ex-employee of Homestead's Video, WGC*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
# My VHS tastes were more into the gore/horror genre
Exorcist, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Masacre, the Jimmy Hills have Eyes etc. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I'm down with that, ma'am.
My love for horror surpasses all other genres, but I can never say no to a fresh cinematic possibility.

EDIT: Jimmy Hills? Chinny reck-on!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:29, archived)
# hahahah CHINNY RECKON!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I guess that's why I didn't get x y x being as I;v never heard of them !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# I know Xanadu was Olivia Newton John
but I have no idea what the movie was about.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Oh I'v just reread what he said for Z
If it's Zeitgeist (The polical looney people) who want everything to be free, I'v heard of it because my friend is insane and talks about them all the time, goes to conferences and lectures about it... he's a fucking nutter...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Apologies - I meant 'Zelig'.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0086637/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Is it any good? I might give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Also have you heard of the q one?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_%28film%29
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Q the monster is a pretty shonky stop-motion creation, but the film is a solid detective/horror story.
And the movie showed a lot of love for the Chrysler Building, which was almost derelict at the time of filming.
It has since been restored to its former glory, thanks, (in part), to this flick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:40, archived)
# i remember it being on moviedrome many years ago
i also remember it as 'Q, The Wing'ed Serpent'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:35, archived)
# It's Woody Allen doing Forrest Gump, 10 years earlier.
I like Woody Allen, so it was a no-brainer, for me.
Quirky, yet hardly ever given a fair crack of the whip on TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# I always like Woody Allen films
just pure comedy at it's best
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:48, archived)
# It's either "Sleeper" or "What's Up, Tiger Lily?" for me.
And all the others, up until 1987, have something of merit.
He kind of died away, after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:00, archived)
# I don't know which film it was maybe Sleepers where he tries to rob a jewellers and cuts a circular hole in the window
and decides to keep the circle of glass and run away rather than rob the jewellers that always made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Not Sleepers
...Take The Money And Run.

Or the glass, in this case.
(wertperch is losing his hair, marbles and patience., Sun 25 Dec 2011, 5:45, archived)
# Got ya..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Zeitgeist is definitely worth a watch, in a weird, pre-Forrest Gump stylee.
The other two suck balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Ar just looked.... you not talking about these lunartics then..!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeitgeist:_The_Movie
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Very good!
Z should be Zelig... no I had never heard of it either :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Zelig is a brilliant film.
(and a big woo to the pic)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# ah - that explains why then
apart from untouchables, ive not seen any of those.

Ta
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Ah, that's where I'm going wrong...
I thought U was Dirty Rotten Scoundrals and Z was Zardoz (which I think was 70s.) Both good Sean Connery films, well, not Zardoz, but neither were correct.

Also I don't remember that bit of Ferris Bueller's Day Off...
(xaer0mancer, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 18:29, archived)
# A thing of rare beauty.
Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Nice, I'm such a geek that I got 7..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Double U!
Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Vnice
Merry Christmas cunt;)
(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Your stuff is always bloody WOO....
BUT....that is fecking outstanding!
(SalmonFilter, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Woo indeed!
Great idea. *enclickened*
(Tivert, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 8:50, archived)
# nice, but what's F and why the fuck isn't it Ferris Buellers?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Flight of the Navigator.
Ferris was on there for a while, but it's a film I have never seen, Flight of the navigator on the other hand was a childhood favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 8:43, archived)
# B&!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Ah.
That explains a lot. I was sure it was The Navigator so couldn't figure out why it was under F. The real name makes more sense.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 8:38, archived)
# A is for Otto
and don't call me shirley!
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 10:05, archived)
# So much awesomeness
26 in fact. As a side note, noticed on your website a few things I would like to steal legally use. Are you able to PM me?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Brilliant! But I'm stuck
What the devil is V???
(nugchuts, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 15:22, archived)
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that's the only one i didn't get
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:59, archived)
# It might be...
Vice Versa
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Correct!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Completely brilliant
... for a child of the 80s The only one that still stumps me is P though!
(Bids How much is that window in the doggy?, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Inconceivable!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 21:17, archived)
#
Go on go on go on, give us a clue. I sense forehead slapping ahead though...
(Bids How much is that window in the doggy?, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Inconceivable!!!
...that was the clue :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Aaaaaaaas yooouuuuu wiiiiiish!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Cue forehead slapping
Princess Bride. A film I don't know well enough clearly!
(Bids How much is that window in the doggy?, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Princess Bride
was on the other day, awesome :)
(mulborough, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 10:03, archived)
# A... ?
What the blinking flip is A? I think I've got all the others! :)
(SillyMoo, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Don't call me Shirley!
It's the inflatable pilot from Airplane
(Androzani Miner, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
#
Doh! of course!
(SillyMoo, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:40, archived)
# w?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:24, archived)
# *pops bra on head*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Weird Science
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 14:38, archived)
# That is bloody ace.
Although you've messed up P. It looks nothing like Predator.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
# What is H?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Honey I shrunk the kids.
(fujiflid, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Bravo good sir!
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 19:48, archived)
# http://imgur.com/gallery/JoVQ2
I like how everyone gave the correct amounts of upvotes and downvotes to put the names of the films in order.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Sat 31 Dec 2011, 10:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:29, archived)
# "Damn we ordered over easy not sunny side up!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:31, archived)
# great for dipping soldiers ....blessed be the lord:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# You have just made me hungry now :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:38, archived)
# You gotta break some eggs to send souls to Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:34, archived)
# there was no instructions on the egg :(
am I supposed to know everything?...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:38, archived)
# that's easter ruined
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# But it'll make a Good Fryday
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:40, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:42, archived)
# soz :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:41, archived)
# I guess this makes sense
Since it was a virgin birth, the egg can't have been fertilised.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Haha Joseph fucked that up on purpose so he'd never have to change another nappy again..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:15, archived)
# I hope the three wise men brought gold, fryingpan and lard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:45, archived)
# egg head
(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:47, archived)
# ...I killed it.

Happy Christmas, you pukes!!! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:21, archived)
# I'm not surprised
You nailed it to a wooden cross,,,,,,,,,was it an Easter tree?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:24, archived)
# *lump of coal*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Deforestation for Jesus
I'm doing pushups and listening to this cheery tune

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:31, archived)
# That was very enjoyable. Thanks! :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPsMqcmA0K8
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:44, archived)
# nicely...that's from my favourite period and genre too as it happens
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxGsZbE8NsE
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:50, archived)
# That was good too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVc29bYIvCM&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# also very Joy Division-ish :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_oR9IKeFxU
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:27, archived)
# merry christmus Atomic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:31, archived)
# I NEED SCOTCH!
Thank God for Guinness! Have a good one Elvis!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:50, archived)
# A Karl Pilkinton xmas!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Show Freebase some respect. He's a living legend.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:51, archived)
# I like this because it is good
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:49, archived)
# (Snoopy played by Flan) :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:52, archived)
# fucking merry xmas
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:14, archived)
# HoHoHooray!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Happpy Christmas Atomic..
Will you let me out of the cupboard for the day...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
# LET MEEEEE OUUUUTTTTT...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Haha:)
Happpy Christmas
(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:45, archived)
# :)...see ya's.... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:48, archived)
#
(THE REVTED, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 20:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:07, archived)
# bah! humbug
every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart


(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Saw this in a shop today... it's meant to be a cat draft excluder.
but seems to have cocks for legs...



Not photoshopped in anyway. It's close enough to Sunday. :)
(Testicles just for you, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Polka-cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 20:41, archived)
# so, you saw it in a shop, but now it appears to be in a residential surrounding
*eyes suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 20:56, archived)
# You've never seen a shop with gray carpets?
(Testicles just for you, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:20, archived)
# He's a 'merkin; you can't see the shop floors out there for all the passed out Black Friday shoppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# also
RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:49, archived)
# ive never seen a shop wth carpets.
we merkins are pigs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Merry Chrimbo everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Good job it wasn't Uncle Felcher ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 20:31, archived)
# The custard that gets around ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:19, archived)
# *snork*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Happy Birthday Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
# fuckyea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Fuckin' A!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# AWESUMEST THREAD EVAR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# HOOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Let's fucking do this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Hurray
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Photoshop's great init.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:27, archived)
# i still think this is the work of a genius
...or the devil
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha
Flanny Christmas!
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 23:14, archived)
# those fuckers DID have 60W plasma rifles back then.
wow!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:17, archived)
# RAINBOW FUCKING DINOSAURS
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:22, archived)
# All the best b3ta!
Hope you all have a good crimbo.

Now...LET'S GET FUBAR1
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Merry RISmas everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Can I just clarify? Is that a Hitler teapot?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:06, archived)
# It's a Festivus MIRACLE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:07, archived)
# I bought this fuck here last week, and it's all fucked
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:16, archived)
# ....and a happy new year :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:06, archived)
# *squee*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE YOUR ROBIN...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
# needs moar corduroy
also, Gronkpan's mum called, you are NOT to interact with him until further notice. He's got a potty mouth ever since you've been hanging out with him here.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:07, archived)
# He mentioned the pears, Pedro.
He went there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# i saw, man. i was in shock. i was frozen in fear after that because i thought you would go **postal.
**...or should that term be changed to 'collegiate' now


EDIT: also, srsly? -- www.goinpostal.com/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Honestly, I just felt sad.
So so sad. And on corduroy night too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:13, archived)
# I will pay handsomely for that Hitler teapot (well, whatever change I have in my back pocket.)

Here's my contribution to the holidays; it's not Christmas unless Gremlins has been on the telly (TCM, by the way. :P)

Have a wonderful Christmas, Yule, Saturnalia, Winter Festival, etc. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# You have summed up my year in one picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:10, archived)
# ginger trannies are the best, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Accept no substitute!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:16, archived)
# would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
# DYD
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Right back at'cha mofaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:19, archived)
# All the best!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 21:29, archived)
# This gives me an idea for a compo. *jumps over to QOTW*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# MERRY CHRISTMAS B3TARDS!
(Testicles just for you, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:33, archived)
# And a crabby new year!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Me meeting Domo-kun at the Sapporo snow festival Feb this year


Have a good one, you cunts - not like i need to tell you, or nuffink!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Anyone ever told you, that you look a bit like Freebase? ;)
Happy holidays, fella :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:28, archived)
# No way, man!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:29, archived)
# i ran into freebase last night on the piss
he gave me a push in his buggy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Result!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:42, archived)
# the cunt near had my head wallop off a metal pole
that scamp
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:44, archived)
# he's just too strong
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:46, archived)
# petranek fitness buggy race 2012 here we come
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:50, archived)
# To all
(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:32, archived)
# all seasons lols :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Salutations
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Haha ew and yay
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 24 Dec 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Chistmuss festive things.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:54, archived)
# The dog looks so happy it doesn't realise it's next.....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:02, archived)
#
I wish you all a Verry Happy Merry :O)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:11, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Haha.. Happy Christmas to you also.......
I solve that problem by not buying anyone any gifts though.. ;-0
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:59, archived)
# may you give your gifts with your winky out!
Sonic generations is already a third of the price i paid for it a few weeks back...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Similar thing happened with me and New Vegas.
I bought it on release date for 40 quid; a week later, it went down to 20. Gutted, I was. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:14, archived)
# :)
I suppose we could solve this problem my moving Christmas day to next weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:14, archived)

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