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#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# are you spying on me?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY MUM?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# what's your mum's number?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# 4
EDIT: Any b3ta people that can do top class flash sites and games gaz me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# I can only manage about 2
can I bring a friend?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Yes.
It's a very weird Blew Peter Bring and Bi.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# this is more multi-coloured slop shop
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# I CAN HELP.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I can't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I just wanted to feel involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
#
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# We love you anyway:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)
# I'm painting peices of board green as I type....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Checking her jiggly parts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Frankly, he's getting very excited over softcore.
Wait until he finds the hard stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# He's a tit man.
This is all he needs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Hilarious Potato Boy
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
#
Hilarious
Sad, lonely and smelling of jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
#
potato
baked bean
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Close...............................................................................He's a human bean.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# OK I got. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Sounds like the a really cheap exported toy from Hong Kong.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)
# You make love like a Japanese meal: small portions, but oh, so many courses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# I'm sorry. I must seem very ignorant. I hardly said anything, apart from `Geronimo'.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Neck looks great
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I know her, she's in my area.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Pixar DVD extra: "How Mr Potato Head amuses himself after Andy goes to bed"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Hey Dimbl
If S is anything other than Stoats I'm going to be very unimpressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# :'(
How can I possibly miss out a cluster of lovely squirrels?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Stoats are infinitely better than squirrels.
Much more bendy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
# AND DON'T YOU TRY TO FOB ME OFF WITH WEASLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)
# You'll be lucky if I can get it to look like anything other than a pipe cleaner with legs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Is she dancing in front of a green board or a collapsible screen.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
# No, she's painted her whole wall green apparently
better than cloth, so I hear
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# It is if you can find the ultimate green shade I hear ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Those old computers all have weak green screens.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Green is the new blue;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# pffft
I have white clay stains on my laptop speaker grid I can't get off that looks just like jizz, gets some interesting looks in cafes
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Clay stains, Clay?
Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)
# I have white silicon sealant all over the arse area of one of my pairs of jeans... I offten wonder if people are pointing and laughing behind my back...
Where have you been?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# I have "Van" stains on my overalls
?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Ha ha...'white clay stains'...................uh-huh... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:42, archived)
# This was for you....
www.b3ta.com/board/10676053
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# you hav emy sympathy brother
vise versa....does make me wonder if people think Marc Almond is into crafts and DIY?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Also you just know they were my best pair too.....!
I'm old enough to remember the Mark Almond story breaking while I was still at school, all huddled in the corner of the playground whispering about it!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# sexeh ladeh :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# nice splashback
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# hahaha
*clickydoos*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:27, archived)
# sticky clicky
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Hahahah:D
(herman:D, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 22:50, archived)
# This old chestnut seemed appropriate today
Unfinished Monkey

*lurks again*
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Bit of a screamer.
I found myself gradually drifting towards the screen during the slow transition, only to be shitting my pants when Ian Brown suddenly leapt out at me.

Nice, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Hamtoucher?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
#
not on a Monday
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# My portrait
Moggy is not Maria, and Moggy is not Mint. this is my real.

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Soooo....Maria is Banjo and Mint is Cliff?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
# They are not the right answer. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:26, archived)
# But oh so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Oh it's just become clear you are Roy Walker of Catchphrase fame!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Close but it's not right.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# just like yiffing "It's good but it's not right!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:35, archived)
# say what you see
er, bigearedpaperbagwearingpyjamaperson?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Is it Paper perpetrator Roy?
/Arkwright impression
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# PJ and chunky (head)?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:46, archived)
# See /board, now this is comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:28, archived)
# This is not splendid, it's comedy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Hello Dave, nice to finally see you.
BTW loved you in Donnie Darko
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Yes It's me XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:42, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:50, archived)
# SHE'S COMIN RIGHT AT US!
*jumps through mint coloured window*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:29, archived)
# That's my skirt, you vandal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:31, archived)
# I'm still jammin with Frank & The Enemas
AVEEEENGE MEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# It must be just what they might neeeed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
# nice hat
hat head
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Sponge Bob Square Face
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Nice one, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Hey Dave. Listen Dave. Are you listening, Dave?
MAKE MORE SENSE DAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:48, archived)
# I'm OK :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:50, archived)
#
Ok Dave, now listen Dave...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Leave Dave alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)
# I cannot let you do that, Dave

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:49, archived)
# What are you doing, Dave. WTAF are you doing, Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Open the frogbay doors, HAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Open the washing machine door please HAL

I'm sorry Dave, I cannot allow you to put your red socks in with your tennis whites
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Open wide, HAL

YIFF YIFF IMMINENT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:14, archived)
#
Ukelele on the verge.
Balalaika on the bush.
Bouzouki on the hedge.
Diddley bow on the pavement.
Electric bass in your face.
Harpsichord on the table.
Koto on the potato.
Lute in Loot.
Rubab in some Rhubarb.
Zither on the river.

None of these make sense either.

(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Needs more Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# That reminds me, as your mobile is still down
I still need your Tacho from last Tuesday and The Arndale said they were a box short today. Could you check in the cab?

Also, Loading bay B at the Trafford Centre is down again. Use D and walk around.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:53, archived)
# You should really keep this up

make them work for their monkey
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:15, archived)
# More of this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:27, archived)
# ^this
an occasional threadjack that really delivers
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:39, archived)
# We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Too sexy....way too sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:23, archived)
# XD Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# I still love you even though you haven't done a decent drawing in weeks. ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:47, archived)
# I glad so :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:58, archived)
# And that's your real face?
*SCREAMS* :O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Oh, by the way you left your webcam on last night
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I have not beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)
# no beard anywhere?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# What do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
#
Dorian: Apparently people here do not think you are woman.
me: I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:29, archived)
# What ^she said
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen, etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Dave Grohlgunsou
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:59, archived)
# I'm real English royal princess send me your photo
you are my best friend
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Thank you ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Thanks XD
send photo now
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Sorry I have not my photo now ^^;
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# send later then you come to England to stay in my palace
we can play in the dungeons XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)
# you promise dungeons
but it's just a moist underfloor in a council semi in basildon, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:55, archived)
# How to Jizz on a vizz chroma stylez tip #1
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:20, archived)
# that jizz had three days until retirement
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Did you actually key that afterwards?
all that motion blur would have made it a nightmare, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:38, archived)
# yes it was for a canadian tv show called Kenny Vs Spenny
It was for an intro where a fake cock came throught a glory hole and jizzed on a mexican wrestlers face. The powers that be made me cut the beginning of the clip but you can still see the jizz in his mouth here
youtu.be/My7Xx-g3l-I
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Fantastic stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:45, archived)
# wow.... awesome stuff....... ndb3dgj........... I subscribed to this channel a while back
and now with Mondo......turns out you're behind them both...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Loved
that programme especially video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3716136866005139041
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:32, archived)
# I shot it at 60fps with a panasonic HPX 170. key worked out decent
I didn't think it would key so nice either
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I like your green screen. I have a greenscreen back drop but I have had very poor results
It needs a good iron to smooth out the creases but do you have any good tips out of getting a perfect key. I have some Portrait Photography Flash head and I use the modelling light on them to light the backdrop as well as a couple of halogen lamps. But no matter how much light I get on the cloth it's always a pain to key.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Get a piece of green board.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Yours is the only sentence I understand in this thread....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
# it's all about the lights
I've done lots of different things / lighting set ups and really found that knowing how to use keylight in after effects is huge. I have salvaged a lot of shitily lit footage with tricks in keylight & saturating the footage first, then keying the subject & using the alpha channel to re key the unsaturated footage. But really just get powerful lights and you can't go wrong. I recommend these collapsible screens to avoid wrinkles ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31BJBfpbUWL.jpg
otherwise paint the wall. I found on DVX forum some guy figured out the ultimate green shade to buy at local paint store that absourbs the most red light. then I built the mega screen. genericversatility.com/joggingpantsboner/GARAGEsm.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
# That is fantastic.
I wish I had as much space as that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:12, archived)
# That's what I said.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:16, archived)
# You have Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall locked in your gararge...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:22, archived)
# he is much more beautiful than me. way better hair too
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# That sounds like a good enough excuse to lock him in your gararge to me ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:38, archived)
# That's the great thing about green screen.
You can invite your friends round and show them pictures the next day of how well decorated your place is.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:27, archived)
# I think that you may be my favourite new b3tard
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:08, archived)
# You said that to me when I joined
*sulks in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I really didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:53, archived)
# This is the "Zap-O-Matic"

It can be seen in action on my shiny, revamped website.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Some nice works in your gallery there

re: your acorn picture
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Top quality, sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# It was your Fathers Zip-O-Matic, he would have wanted you to have it when you were old enough...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Good evening
I felt like doing this

DON'T JUDGE ME
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)
# in case you need a top-up...

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Always
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Woah! I'm soooooo out of the loop.
What's the boiling piss thing all about?
(mralston Matt, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:56, archived)
# just what is it that caused b3ta to fill up with piss?
We need a special investigative report!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:17, archived)
# It's probably all mofaha's fault again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Too much to drink?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:47, archived)
# man's greatest enema
i meant enemy
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:18, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uRvR2oF3FQ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# this is the good shit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Correct.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Snap!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha

boiling to piss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:51, archived)
# *drowns*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# I'v been to that swimming pool....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Raaaaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Are you taxing to me....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha
"I earn Ā£40k a week, I don't need to nick a few quid"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:03, archived)
# G'day
Did I hear you dingoes talking strine?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:42, archived)
# And they wonder why the bin men won't come around any more...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:51, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Weisz.

Click for fucking enormous
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:30, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Stunning!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:31, archived)
# that's lully
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Charles Hawtrey, using Helvetica

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)
# When comic book meets stylized design! great stuff :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:41, archived)
# OLOD?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# On Lots Of Drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:57, archived)
# That's not helvetica, that's a helvetica light.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:51, archived)
# This is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Very lovely indeed.... You mind me asking what program you use?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:39, archived)
# I actually use Flash. Illustrator melts fuck out of my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I love using flash to vector... I find it so relaxing, but sometime use photoshop as well.. this one was all flash..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# this
I find the line & shape tools in flash much easier to use
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:16, archived)
# ace
possibly better than mila
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Ta!
One day I'll get round to doing Bella Emberg and Joan Rivers.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# This is beautiful
*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Fantastic stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# she's such a ride
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)
# That's a real beaut mate!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:51, archived)
# phwoar :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
# That's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:11, archived)
# WOW
great work on the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmm.......
(mralston Matt, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Wasting disease...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Ha ha.
Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Use your ring, Luke. Use the ring!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Use your *Click Button* Ninj...
...Use your *Click Button*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Oops. Sorry for the push-down.
Expert work.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:31, archived)
# REVENGE OF THE DAGON!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Ooooh... very nice.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Please put a little more effort into your work!
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:36, archived)
# cor that's a bit good
*click*

Did you get the inspiration from last night?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Yes your hobbit feet were definitely the inspiration :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:44, archived)
# glad I could be of service :D
luckily the similarity between me and Frodo Baggins end there
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Accio lightsabre!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# wow
nicely
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Yay... Luke's not worried.... Obiwan taught that there is always a bigger fish;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
# And an even more ridiculously large fish after that
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:59, archived)
# At that rate he's gonna need a bigger Xwing....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:06, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# great gam, great jape
I started playing it again on the hardest setting, then realised I couldn't be fucked to do all that hacking and exploration again.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:08, archived)
# i was going to replay it on hard at a future date but thought the exact same thing
it was a good game, but not as good as i expected. i would have liked an option to leave weapons in a safe or some shit so you wouldn't have to keep dropping stuff. it was well worth the 20 quid though.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I may at some point get The Missing Link, but it's completely separate from the main game which annoys me.
Plus, the setting makes no sense. At no point did I think he had some wacky adventure while asleep in that canister.

I'm sure you can drop any item anywhere and it's always where you left it.
I sure hope they do another full game or at least a better dlc.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:30, archived)
# i dunno if i'll bother downloading any dlc if it comes out, i didn't even know about the current one.
and yeah, you can leave a gun and collect it, but at times that means sprinting half way back across the map to get it, or not at all because you can't go back to a different areas.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# yeah ya right
also, being able to jump from one location to another at any point would've added alot to the game

now I wanna play the fucking thing again

Altres
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
#
Its fun but, the boss fights are stupid. I don't spend half an hour creeping around tasering people just so i can be locked in a room with some fat bastard who can take twenty bullets to the face with no ill effect.
(champagnerocker, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Yes, intensely annoying the first time you play it.
If you've been all stealthy up to this point, being locked in a room with a hard-as-nails fucktard is fucking ridiculous.

But, if you use the Typhoon a couple of times you can take them out pretty easily, the first boss will go down if you use the typhoon and throw barrels at him.

But yes, the boss fights aren't actually needed, I'd rather have another complex to explore. Apparently the boss fights were outsourced to another company.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:09, archived)
# I hid in a corner cloaked
and threw mines at them until they left me alone.
(champagnerocker, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:01, archived)
# at the mo i'm playing dead space, i'm taking my time with it
i picked it up for 8 euros, i also got dead space 2 for 20 euros and i downloaded the prequal dead space: extraction with the serial code i got with dead space 2, and finally splinter cell trilogy re-released in HD. sorted.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:00, archived)
# My brother raves about those.
I might try and complete the original Deus Ex at some point also I want to play Omikron The Nomad Soul, I was reminded of it the other day.

youtu.be/7HDHJoaEC-I
David Bowie influenced game, surprisingly good and Deus Exesque.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Omikrin: The Adventures Of Rob Manuel
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# "Why are all of those people swimming wearing denims?"
"Er, Darwin, that's the gene pool." Am I doing this right?
(disco_doctor "Am I in?", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Yes, if it's the shallow end of the gene pool =)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:03, archived)
# hahahaha, "yeeeeeeeee boiiiiiiiii"
this should be above mine
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:05, archived)
# sweet monkey jazz
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:08, archived)
# he's into jungle

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:09, archived)
# any new jungle in, guy?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Jungle IS massif!
*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:31, archived)
# monkey's got the moves
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Lokks like he's been taking more than a nice cup of tea!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Yayy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# He's from the West side................of the jungle.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# TOP notch
3est side fakey!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)
# bwahahaha
top hole Dubster
(Zoidaroid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] i wanna be adoooooooooooored


Click for bigger (136 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:46, archived)
# mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)
# is he a dolphin or is he a mon-kay?
hu knows

I saw him live at the bournemouth BIC, he was about forty minutes late, but started off with My Star, it was fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:59, archived)
# he walks like one too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:05, archived)
# For gronkpan...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# I think it needs to be tied down...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# have a root with a bandicoot
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# or up...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Spliffy the bush kangaroo needs to slow down...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)
# stop hogging that boinker
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Oh man Fritzl was our greatest export until they fixed the headline
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Well, g'day mate. Let's throw another...shrimp on the barbie!
/lacesout
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# fucknuggets all up in a fibstack
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Hold the mayo!
But, only if it's homemade!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Oy noy!
Some bastards and some other bastards can't tell these bastards apart from those bastards.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# I know what you mean
I mean I know some shitcunts and I know some fuckin shitcunts but fuck those cunts were shit
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# this could've done with a shark and probably a helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Have you met the woman of your dreams? Ask me for financial advice
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)
# How rood.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Smashing Moleypoos! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Haha..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:59, archived)
# think i can see why they didn't like his tie in the well-known anecdote
(Hazeley, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Make him more Australian
give him a fucking doovalacky
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# oh yeah
just got it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# give him a friend with a garden ya fatcunt
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)
# as a scouse cunt, i take offence to this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# As a tie connoisseur, I find your image offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# CALM DOWN EY, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Well I said I'd draw my fox character thingy with a sword...


I was going to add a background to this... I still might do when I have the time. What do you reckon?

Oh, and also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4o3EMdYaKw
Because the soundtrack for Ocarina of Time is fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# I've just added a background of my milky jizz
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# it's zelda-related, so i like it
just don't add navi, that floating ball of twinkly annoyance does my tits right in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! etc.
And then right at the end she won't lock on any targets for you. Yeah, thanks a shit-load. -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# there should be a "kill navi" option
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I imagine it'd be with one of those tennis rackets an electrical current going through it.
"HEY LI-"BZZZACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# i LOVE those things!
used to whap my ex across the arse with one for giggles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)
# They're a brilliant way to wake people up.
I shall have to replace mine, it's broken :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# poundland still do them
i may get 2 for electric racket fights
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Excellent :D I wonder if they're as powerful as the one I had.
Really fucking stung, providing the batteries were good enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# they make one hell of a crack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# I can imagine! I'll have to look for one next time I'm out.
I miss having an electrified tennis racket to twat people with.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# i've got a hand on a stick
for scratching my back with. best one euro i ever spent! great for getting the remote, swiping my lighter across the table and moving countless other things towards me when i can't be arsed moving
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I need something like that.
My auntie used to have a really long pole with a grabbing claw on the end. I could do with hunting one down, because I'm a lazy bastard. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:00, archived)
# got mine in spain
hmm, time to go home, i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Alright :D Toodle-pip!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I must object.
Right at the end in the fight versus Ganon, she tries EXTRA hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# And then HAMMAR SMASH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:17, archived)
# i told you, i'm off the booze!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# I don mememeber thou tellin me yat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# well, i am
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Fucking hell a pisshit make it more Australian
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# If it helps any, I was thinking of drinking Foster's whilst drawing this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# victoria bitter
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Jesus christ fuck
Backnoggin brands to chunderbrunch
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Pig's Arse!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# pissweak mickranny when those morning stracks get in there
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# well that stands out like the dog's balls
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# kangaroos with tits, mate
there's a market for that
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# shove that in your pouch and smoke it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# new pc smashy?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# no, at the parents' house
drinking their coffee and eating lychees
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# bleurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# lychees are lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)
# yeah, but they're really not though, are they, really?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# yes they are
there's none left here, i've eaten them all and a jaffa cake bar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# sounds like a public service for which you should be commended
nobody should eat lychees. don't you imagine it's like eating eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# i've just said that to my mother
i still like them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)
# I'll let Drimble or Moggy take care of that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Shit, I missed a trick there.
Still, koalas is fairly Oceanic
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# I'm surprised you haven't had a go at platypuses... or platypi, or whatever the plural is. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Was considering pandas for P, but I think this deserves a vote
What should the next badly-drawn yiff-fest feature?



(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Panthers, Pigs, Pigmy Hippos
Porcupines, the list goes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Cor, letter P orgy.
Seriously though: furry things only. I have standards.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Puss moth
pilose pig
pelurious python
Phascolarctos cinereus
Plagiaulacid
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
#
Paca
Pacific Parrotlet
Paddlefish
palomino (horse breed)
panda
Pangolin
Panther
Papillon
papilon (type of dog)
Parakeet
Pardalote (bird)
Pardel lynx
parrot
Partridge
Peacock
Peafowl
Pea Hen
Peccary
Peewit (bird)
Pekingese
Pelican
Penguin
penguin
Perch (fish)
Peregrine falcon
Petrel
Pewee
Pewit (bird)
Phalarope
Pharaoh hound
Pheasant
Pidores (very rare Egyptian worm)
Pig
Pigeon
Piglet
Pika
pike (a fish)
Pilchard
Pine marten
Pinniped
Pintail
Pipistrelle
Pipit
Piranha
Pit bull
Pitta (bird)
Plain squeaker
Plankton
platypus
Plover
Polar bear
Polecat
Polliwog (tadpole)
Polyp
Pomeranian
Pony
Poodle
Porcupine
Porpoise
Portuguese man of war
Possum
Potoroo
Prairie dog
Prawn
Praying Mantis
Primate,
Pronghorn
Ptarmigan
Puffer fish
Puffin
Puffin,
Pug (dog)
Puli (dog)
Pullet (young hen)
puma
Pup fish
Puppy
Purple marten
pussycat
pygmy angelfish
pygmy bat
pygmy brocket (deer)
pygmy chameleon
pygmy elephant (Borneo)
pygmy falcon
pygmy hedgehog
pygmy king brown snake
pygmy kingfisher
pygmy loris
pygmy marmoset
pygmy nuthatch
pygmy octopus
pygmy owl
pygmy rabbit
pygmy rattlesnake (Barbour's)
pygmy seahorse (see the link below)
pygmy shrew
Python

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Do the paca
"In Belize, it is referred to as a 'gibnut,' and considered a delicacy."
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:57, archived)
# definitely platties
pandas can't stab you with a poisonous spike, can they?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# If they can get a hold of one, totally.
One panda wiped out my family's entire village with one poisonous spike.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# you're talking about those rogue pandas
that steal poisonous spikes off the platypussies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Probably was a rogue panda. Bastards, they really are.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# that really is a rogue panda
he's stolen billy connolly's hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Tell ya what... while we're on the subject, has anyone got any requests, involving my fox character?
Nothing gross, though, like felching Bovril out of a yak's arse, or something. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:24, archived)
# A spacesuit-wearing fox bent over an anvil, being hammered into a horseshoe shape by a menhir-shaped phallus being wielded by Obelix who is wearing waders and nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# *takes notes* Intriguing...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:56, archived)
# I've actually drawn up a rough already.
This is going to be one of those pictures where, a few months down the line, I'll wonder why I drew it. XD

Dunno when it'll be done, but stay sharp.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)
# I'm always open for more suggestions, by the way.
If I don't end up drawing something any of you have suggested, at least expect something inspired by it. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:17, archived)
# your fox character has gone for a smear test
the gynaecologist is none other than 80s wrestling badboy Giant Haystacks. The big man is surprisingly gentle with the speculum, but less so with the enormous, 7 speed, multi-ended fucking machine.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)
# and what was his phone number?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Wrestlers moonlighting as gynaecologists? Whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Eczema's a bitch D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Eczema's an
itch, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Indeed, because the B was itched away.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# yay more swordy action!
/currently watching/reading claymore blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Swords!

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:52, archived)
# I rather did enjoy working on this one, being a massive Zelda fan. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Well i can't say i get the furry thing at all
But good arts is good arts, and your pic was exactly that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# It's alright, not many people "get" the whole furry thing anyways :P and thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:47, archived)
# She needs a pocket to put her milky way in ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:13, archived)
# I like her better with a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Coming up! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Somewhere along the line the Wispas changed?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# This requires an orbital spanging.
A UN-mandated, multinational taskforce spanging.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
# :D
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Any sweets?

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
# no humanism
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# no milk, no humanism, no way
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# you sound like Louis Burdett
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# I'm not certain I like humanism in my milk!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:40, archived)
# so do I
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# By the way
it should be "He loves Milky Way more than me..."
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# or differently
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# JollyJack and the giant Milky Way bar were married later that day, in the crawl-space in Moggy's house.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Witnessed by some Squirrels with Tits, and the ceremony was carried out by a wild haslet
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# And then... uhh... ever seen Audition?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)
# That was careless
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# sexyfied!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# haha
fuck I'm slow today
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# today??
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# I'm always like this on sundays ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Fabbylus!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Bless you guv!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# shouldn't one of them be just a little bit different
i agree with the well deserved spanging
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# haha
Both used to read 'Cadburys Wispa'? Now they are Chinese Chocolate Bubbles!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
# if i was to make a chocolate bar i'd want it to be called chinese chocolate bubbles
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# D'OH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# oh, you'll pay
especially for that purple monkey dishwasher remark
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Seriously if you guys don't come out of this with a stronger understanding of Australian culture then I don't know what to do
This board is so inherently racist towards Australian people it breaks my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# check the sig
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# why, so you can be racist to the opal miners?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# of course not!
to look for mole-men, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# They prefer to be called opal miners. Don't be racist there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# opals are ugly
except for fire opals, they're not bad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# I only lobbed in to see ya, blue
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# You should do a double dungo in Yagoona
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# I'm loving the Australians today actually
Sold 3 Shakespeare CDs to the folks down under this morning! They'll all be talking like the Bard himself soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# He was Australian, that's how we used to talk in the 1500s
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# i've come to understand that a car with half the passenger compartment omitted
and a massive, but surprising underpowered, engine is the absolute shit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Only if it makes a fuckload of noise
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 7:02, archived)
[challenge entry] The strange worlds of Doctor Ook

Doctor Bill Monkey and the Zarbi

Previously on Doctor Ook:
Doctor Pat Chimpanzee and the Cybermen
Doctor Jon Proboscis and the Draconians
Doctor Tom Orangutan and the Daleks
Doctor Pete Capuchin and the Tractators
Doctor Colin Macaque and the Yeti
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
#
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# oi!!
.
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:15, archived)

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