You'll be lucky if I can get it to look like anything other than a pipe cleaner with legs ;)
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:05,
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Is she dancing in front of a green board or a collapsible screen.....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:35,
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No, she's painted her whole wall green apparently
better than cloth, so I hear
(Van Da Graphis sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:36,
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It is if you can find the ultimate green shade I hear ;-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:41,
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Those old computers all have weak green screens.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:43,
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Green is the new blue;-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:50,
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pffft
I have white clay stains on my laptop speaker grid I can't get off that looks just like jizz, gets some interesting looks in cafes
(Clayhopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:38,
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Clay stains, Clay?
Hmmm
(Van Da Graphis sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:41,
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I have white silicon sealant all over the arse area of one of my pairs of jeans... I offten wonder if people are pointing and laughing behind my back...
Where have you been?
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:44,
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I have "Van" stains on my overalls
?
(Van Da Graphis sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:54,
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Ha ha...'white clay stains'...................uh-huh... :D
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:42,
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(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:45,
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you hav emy sympathy brother
vise versa....does make me wonder if people think Marc Almond is into crafts and DIY?
(Clayhopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:47,
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Also you just know they were my best pair too.....!
I'm old enough to remember the Mark Almond story breaking while I was still at school, all huddled in the corner of the playground whispering about it!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:55,
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sexeh ladeh :D
(hekim66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:45,
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I'm sorry Dave, I cannot allow you to put your red socks in with your tennis whites
(Van Da Graphis sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:27,
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Open wide, HAL
YIFF YIFF IMMINENT
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:14,
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Ukelele on the verge. Balalaika on the bush. Bouzouki on the hedge. Diddley bow on the pavement. Electric bass in your face. Harpsichord on the table. Koto on the potato. Lute in Loot. Rubab in some Rhubarb. Zither on the river.
None of these make sense either.
(addicktedhas attained freedom,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:52,
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I still need your Tacho from last Tuesday and The Arndale said they were a box short today. Could you check in the cab?
Also, Loading bay B at the Trafford Centre is down again. Use D and walk around.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:53,
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You should really keep this up
make them work for their monkey
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:15,
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More of this!
:D
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:27,
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^this
an occasional threadjack that really delivers
(Van Da Graphis sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:39,
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"
send later then you come to England to stay in my palace
we can play in the dungeons XD
(hekim66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:09,
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you promise dungeons
but it's just a moist underfloor in a council semi in basildon, isn't it.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:47,
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:D
(hekim66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 20:55,
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How to Jizz on a vizz chroma stylez tip #1
(smearballsdouble bag it!,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:20,
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that jizz had three days until retirement
:/
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:25,
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Did you actually key that afterwards?
all that motion blur would have made it a nightmare, shirley?
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:38,
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yes it was for a canadian tv show called Kenny Vs Spenny
It was for an intro where a fake cock came throught a glory hole and jizzed on a mexican wrestlers face. The powers that be made me cut the beginning of the clip but you can still see the jizz in his mouth here youtu.be/My7Xx-g3l-I
(smearballsdouble bag it!,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:41,
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Fantastic stuff :D
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:45,
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wow.... awesome stuff....... ndb3dgj........... I subscribed to this channel a while back
and now with Mondo......turns out you're behind them both...:D
(social hand grenadeI was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 21:32,
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I shot it at 60fps with a panasonic HPX 170. key worked out decent
I didn't think it would key so nice either
(smearballsdouble bag it!,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:44,
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I like your green screen. I have a greenscreen back drop but I have had very poor results
It needs a good iron to smooth out the creases but do you have any good tips out of getting a perfect key. I have some Portrait Photography Flash head and I use the modelling light on them to light the backdrop as well as a couple of halogen lamps. But no matter how much light I get on the cloth it's always a pain to key.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:49,
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Yours is the only sentence I understand in this thread....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:04,
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it's all about the lights
I've done lots of different things / lighting set ups and really found that knowing how to use keylight in after effects is huge. I have salvaged a lot of shitily lit footage with tricks in keylight & saturating the footage first, then keying the subject & using the alpha channel to re key the unsaturated footage. But really just get powerful lights and you can't go wrong. I recommend these collapsible screens to avoid wrinkles ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31BJBfpbUWL.jpg otherwise paint the wall. I found on DVX forum some guy figured out the ultimate green shade to buy at local paint store that absourbs the most red light. then I built the mega screen. genericversatility.com/joggingpantsboner/GARAGEsm.jpg
(smearballsdouble bag it!,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:04,
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That is fantastic.
I wish I had as much space as that.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 18:12,
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(h3donisttryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:37,
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Yes your hobbit feet were definitely the inspiration :D
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:44,
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glad I could be of service :D
luckily the similarity between me and Frodo Baggins end there
(h3donisttryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:49,
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Accio lightsabre!
(Van Da Graphis sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:45,
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wow
nicely
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:47,
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Yay... Luke's not worried.... Obiwan taught that there is always a bigger fish;-)
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:50,
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And an even more ridiculously large fish after that
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:59,
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At that rate he's gonna need a bigger Xwing....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:06,
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(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:04,
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great gam, great jape
I started playing it again on the hardest setting, then realised I couldn't be fucked to do all that hacking and exploration again.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:08,
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i was going to replay it on hard at a future date but thought the exact same thing
it was a good game, but not as good as i expected. i would have liked an option to leave weapons in a safe or some shit so you wouldn't have to keep dropping stuff. it was well worth the 20 quid though.
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:23,
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I may at some point get The Missing Link, but it's completely separate from the main game which annoys me.
Plus, the setting makes no sense. At no point did I think he had some wacky adventure while asleep in that canister.
I'm sure you can drop any item anywhere and it's always where you left it. I sure hope they do another full game or at least a better dlc.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:30,
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i dunno if i'll bother downloading any dlc if it comes out, i didn't even know about the current one.
and yeah, you can leave a gun and collect it, but at times that means sprinting half way back across the map to get it, or not at all because you can't go back to a different areas.
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:47,
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yeah ya right
also, being able to jump from one location to another at any point would've added alot to the game
now I wanna play the fucking thing again
Altres
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:50,
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Its fun but, the boss fights are stupid. I don't spend half an hour creeping around tasering people just so i can be locked in a room with some fat bastard who can take twenty bullets to the face with no ill effect.
Yes, intensely annoying the first time you play it.
If you've been all stealthy up to this point, being locked in a room with a hard-as-nails fucktard is fucking ridiculous.
But, if you use the Typhoon a couple of times you can take them out pretty easily, the first boss will go down if you use the typhoon and throw barrels at him.
But yes, the boss fights aren't actually needed, I'd rather have another complex to explore. Apparently the boss fights were outsourced to another company.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:09,
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at the mo i'm playing dead space, i'm taking my time with it
i picked it up for 8 euros, i also got dead space 2 for 20 euros and i downloaded the prequal dead space: extraction with the serial code i got with dead space 2, and finally splinter cell trilogy re-released in HD. sorted.
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:00,
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My brother raves about those.
I might try and complete the original Deus Ex at some point also I want to play Omikron The Nomad Soul, I was reminded of it the other day.
youtu.be/7HDHJoaEC-I David Bowie influenced game, surprisingly good and Deus Exesque.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:12,
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Omikrin: The Adventures Of Rob Manuel
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:23,
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"Why are all of those people swimming wearing denims?"
"Er, Darwin, that's the gene pool." Am I doing this right?
(disco_doctor"Am I in?",
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:18,
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Yes, if it's the shallow end of the gene pool =)
(macroscian(1 like),
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 17:32,
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:D
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:35,
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(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:47,
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I've just added a background of my milky jizz
(MontyyouterribleCUNTI gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:49,
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it's zelda-related, so i like it
just don't add navi, that floating ball of twinkly annoyance does my tits right in
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:49,
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HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! etc.
And then right at the end she won't lock on any targets for you. Yeah, thanks a shit-load. -_-
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:51,
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there should be a "kill navi" option
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 14:53,
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I imagine it'd be with one of those tennis rackets an electrical current going through it.
"HEY LI-"BZZZACK!
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:00,
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i LOVE those things!
used to whap my ex across the arse with one for giggles
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:05,
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They're a brilliant way to wake people up.
I shall have to replace mine, it's broken :(
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:06,
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poundland still do them
i may get 2 for electric racket fights
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:07,
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Excellent :D I wonder if they're as powerful as the one I had.
Really fucking stung, providing the batteries were good enough.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:13,
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they make one hell of a crack
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:17,
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I can imagine! I'll have to look for one next time I'm out.
I miss having an electrified tennis racket to twat people with.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:31,
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i've got a hand on a stick
for scratching my back with. best one euro i ever spent! great for getting the remote, swiping my lighter across the table and moving countless other things towards me when i can't be arsed moving
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:33,
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I need something like that.
My auntie used to have a really long pole with a grabbing claw on the end. I could do with hunting one down, because I'm a lazy bastard. XD
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:00,
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got mine in spain
hmm, time to go home, i think.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:14,
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Alright :D Toodle-pip!
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:53,
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I must object.
Right at the end in the fight versus Ganon, she tries EXTRA hard.
"In Belize, it is referred to as a 'gibnut,' and considered a delicacy."
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:57,
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definitely platties
pandas can't stab you with a poisonous spike, can they?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:22,
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If they can get a hold of one, totally.
One panda wiped out my family's entire village with one poisonous spike.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:23,
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you're talking about those rogue pandas
that steal poisonous spikes off the platypussies
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:25,
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Probably was a rogue panda. Bastards, they really are.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:30,
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that really is a rogue panda
he's stolen billy connolly's hair!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:35,
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Tell ya what... while we're on the subject, has anyone got any requests, involving my fox character?
Nothing gross, though, like felching Bovril out of a yak's arse, or something. XD
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:24,
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A spacesuit-wearing fox bent over an anvil, being hammered into a horseshoe shape by a menhir-shaped phallus being wielded by Obelix who is wearing waders and nothing else.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:28,
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*takes notes* Intriguing...
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:32,
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^this
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:56,
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I've actually drawn up a rough already.
This is going to be one of those pictures where, a few months down the line, I'll wonder why I drew it. XD
Dunno when it'll be done, but stay sharp.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:02,
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\o/
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:14,
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I'm always open for more suggestions, by the way.
If I don't end up drawing something any of you have suggested, at least expect something inspired by it. ^^
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:17,
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your fox character has gone for a smear test
the gynaecologist is none other than 80s wrestling badboy Giant Haystacks. The big man is surprisingly gentle with the speculum, but less so with the enormous, 7 speed, multi-ended fucking machine.
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:58,
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and what was his phone number?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:01,
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Wrestlers moonlighting as gynaecologists? Whatever next?
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:10,
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