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[challenge entry] Lucky for some..007
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] :o)
One from the vaults

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Mornin' Baz! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Mornin' chap. How are we?
Can't be fannied with today. Beast of a week so far and just can't wait for home tiem...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Okeedokee sir ta!
And yep, pretty much feel the same.
Soon be beer tiem and shooty digital terrorists tiem :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:53, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)
# haha still a classic :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)
# ^This^
With knobs on! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)
# I like things with knobs on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Fnnnrrrrr!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:20, archived)
# pfffft!
and stop pouting man!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)
# haha I hope he took his lucky bingo pen and troll. Not been to bingo in many years it was all the craze to have troll dolls :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
# *engine noises*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The new austerity iPad

Think cheaper.
(colinr, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
# It bet it has better connectivity and supports Flash.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
# And a far better battery life
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I'd photoshop a txt msg "OMG did u get mi txt msg! LOL!" on a piece of paper wrapped around a brick
that had been thrown through a window if I had the time, but I have to get to work soon.

So I'll throw that one out for anybody else who wants it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Just throw it without the brick please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:08, archived)
# And where's the fun it that? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Top shelf in the cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Always the last place you look!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Nah!
You need the new Galaxy Tab for that which looks completely different...
(colinr, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)
# OMG Apple are SO gonna sue ;)
and then fail... then be counter-sued... which fails... and so it goes on
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Think .jpg
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Oops!
Fixed.
(colinr, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Nice one.
*awards gold star for considerate b3taing*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:23, archived)
# What is wrong with pngs?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Nothing as far as I could see - I didn't check the filesize though
but I doubt it would have been a rule-breaker.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)
# So now I'm still confused
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Byte-thrift
(colinr, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Austerity bytes hard it seems :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:37, archived)
# When the chips are down
you have to RAM that message home
(colinr, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)
# ^ what she said.
(although articulated as I generally endeavour to do, in a positive and amicable manner)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Ah, okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Tenuous, I know


Inspired by b3ta user Haku
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)
# see YOU give him a credit, but where was mine eh? eh?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:58, archived)
# ?


Inspired by b3ta user HappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:58, archived)
# ning you smashing inventor you
and I meant Haku, who nicked my 'core images and added his own quadcore image at the bottom over my applecore one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Oh did he?
Nnaughty.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)
# it's up there with the holocaust
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)
# My list of things to never forgive is getting too long for comfort
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
# "too long for comfort" is how quite a lot of people describe my penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
# It is quite big
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Is that a mediocre reflectoporn showing off his medium format?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Caught red cocked!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Whato Mr. Medi.
Smashing blouses to the fore this morning I trust?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Bet your arse!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Gonna put me on some bleak house
Maybe a bit of clinical two-stroke, twelve-step griefcore and bulimic beats
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Needs a banging great donk on it somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
# teehee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
# FUCKING AGGREGATE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Ghengis Tron FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Conversation with my girlfriend:
'I found this ace new band on Last.fm.'
'Who?'
'Genghis Tron.'

THE NEXT DAY

'It's unlistenable.'
'FUCK YOU.'
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Still manages to look smug about it


Had a flick through the entries and doesn't seem to have bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha I like this.
I remember during the 1990s recession, there was a programe on BBC about a guy who had been a banker, and had fallen from the heights.

He was moaning about how difficult it was to survive on a wage of only (and this is the 1990s) £30pa. He said something along the lines of (sincerely), "I haven't been able to have any champagne for months!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
# There was a similar one quite recently
hold on...

EDIT nah, can't find it. Take my word for it, it was laced with irony.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)
# was it the one where the children were moaning about having to live on a luxury yacht?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Nice
Reminds me of my old chav version.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Aw, man.
I bet the "utini" he comes out with sounds really sad and heart-breaking.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Awwwww.
Also, I'd forgotten about this shoddy piece of vaguely-appropriate toapiary:
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:26, archived)
# hahahaha.
This is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:55, archived)
# this got a good chuckle from me
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:27, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:28, archived)
# Beecha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Chin up, little fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)
# More please sir I would like
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:40, archived)
# They'll make beggars of us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Both look like they have a hand up their arse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:57, archived)
# XD THANKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
# *bites helmet*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)
# He's probably out there stripping cables off railway tracks right now...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
# "It's Friday, I'm in Love!"
After yesterdays three lovely ladies, here are todays 'All Right Blokes'.
* Or are they just blokes, who are all looking right?

Anyway, Happy Friday B3ta and 'Happy I bet that hurt your mother day' to; Barry Bostwick, Ben Miller and Edward James Olmos.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 7:47, archived)
# Dammit, Janet, I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:34, archived)
# D'oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:42, archived)
# Yes, we've got a video!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:49, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:51, archived)
# ^ What he said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)
#
Just broke cover to tell you how much I love this.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Very kind, Chickenwire.
Merci.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:30, archived)
# *Spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Great stuff!
I never realised Edward James Olmos was the oriental looking guy in Blade Runner
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Ning WB
Good old EJO.... That guy is made from ball bags and elbow skin!
You've made him look half human there.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha... You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)
# crap toap atom joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 7:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I bet you're feeling positive about this joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 7:30, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrrooooooaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 7:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:02, archived)
# Haha!
Me in every meeting ever
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:03, archived)
# \o/
Castle! Castle! Castle! Beckett! Beckett! Beckett!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)
# ;)
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Austerity B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 5:48, archived)
#
*shakes it to simulate flouncy thread deletion*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 5:52, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 5:56, archived)
# :D
see also:

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 6:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Was Man/Moo Milk one of the original links?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 7:01, archived)
# why not give it a try? :)
www2.b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 7:03, archived)
# Yeah, that's what I meant, I remember seeing it years ago...
One of my first b3ta experiences I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 7:10, archived)
# Excellent, you need to square off them speech bubbles though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Pretty much what it looks like on a kindle
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Twist for your lives, Peons!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 4:42, archived)
# please take care not to overwind cock, mechanism has sensitive moving parts
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 4:49, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the buttprostitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 5:03, archived)
# It isn't a very efficient use of space
www.we-make-money-not-art.com/archives/2012/02/farming-the-unconscious.php

Try this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 5:25, archived)
# Nice!
Perfect for spaceships.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 5:31, archived)
# Margaret Atwood got there first
in Oryx And Crake. ChickieNobs™ are genetically altered chickens that just grow as a lump of muscle fed by a tube.
In case you haven't read it, it's a great book, I strongly recommend.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 5:50, archived)
# Yep, tho I envisioned it as more of an abstract lump.
Shapeless in a mesh bag. Just my reading of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 5:55, archived)
# I think I saw it somewhat that way too.
Actually she's written a couple of others since then that I've been meaning to check out, this has reminded me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 6:07, archived)
# "Year of the Flood" is follow up and is fucking ace.
Not best by her, but best texture. Speculative Fiction should
resonate with current trends and she bangs it hard in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 6:10, archived)
# Sounds good, but you should know that I think society is ready for soylent green.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 5:59, archived)
# Hahah I've been a vegetarian for a looong time gronkpan.
Meat is meat from where I'm standing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 6:05, archived)
# It's the best conversion of cellulose that humans can digest.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 6:22, archived)
# Grubs!
Get your Hot Grubs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 6:28, archived)
# Grubs are also very tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 7:35, archived)
# which in turn reminds me of Frank Herbert's sligs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tleilaxu#Sligs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)
# But the ticking annoys me when I want to sleep/read/do the sexy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 7:56, archived)
# I'd suggest driving a spike into each eardrum.
Only that would make hearing the alarm bell impractical.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:00, archived)
# I think this plan need some more polishing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Hey, guys. You guys!
look
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:45, archived)
# but but! what about terrorism!
they'll use the clock mechanisms to make a bomb timer

and they'll use the glowy numbers and pointers to make the bomb!

it's political correctness gone mad!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:41, archived)
# It's not regulation.
Wait...
(xaer0mancer, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# only because it's topical
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:33, archived)
# optical?
oh! I thought you said topical
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:39, archived)
# Science!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:51, archived)
# Magenta Cox
(Mackeson_drinker, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 7:09, archived)
# Impervious cat is impervious
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:02, archived)
# This is SCIENCE at its best
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)
# sleepy time from me, nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:54, archived)
# sweet dreams meatypoo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 2:03, archived)
# featuring Donald Duck, the well-known sex offender
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 4:16, archived)
# oh happy day
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 4:23, archived)
# Ohhhhhhh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 6:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
Cheers for the morning office rolfage Gronkpan
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:53, archived)
# is it random sexy teim?
gifsoup.com/view/3449961/fit-jump.html
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 4:24, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 4:31, archived)
# A science joke, on b3ta!!!
Woo!

EDIT: NING real!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 4:29, archived)
#
nearly finished with the Lovecraft dolly




and for the B3ta auction some accessories for the Deri Air Stewardess figures, chuffed with the little pack of Lucky Strikes with painted cigarette (dried spagetti). Also include some mini 1950s paperbacks, magazines and mini bottle of rum for cocktails


bit more in the site
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:50, archived)
# Lovely paint application :D
And the attention to detail on the magazines and cigarette pack too. All very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:52, archived)
# Wow, nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Quality
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:04, archived)
# Excellent work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:05, archived)
# this is all rather badass
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:20, archived)
# Nifty.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:25, archived)
# nice!
i do like these
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:31, archived)
# AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 3:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:40, archived)
# GKM
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)
# GJM
Collection of fantasy chars is getting huge.
I should give a go at a diorama for them soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 3:23, archived)
#
ill be drawing more of these guys soon! your diorama things are really cool (not only when they are of my drawings)
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 4:19, archived)
# I really like the flying couple
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 6:08, archived)
# He loves CDC
My original character, Aim.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Okaaaaaaaayyyy.
*vacates the room slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Right, that was a fairly big chunk of work. Time to take a break and see what's happening on b3ta...
...

.......

*gets back to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:25, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:50, archived)
# So does this happen a lot in Japan?
Androgynous horned squirrels sucking on cock snakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:06, archived)
# It is performed solemnly
Yeah. cocks is meal for him.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:29, archived)
# Ohhhhh... that makes a lot more sense... wait... does it?
I think so...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:31, archived)
# JJ draws squirrels with tits, now Moggys drawn a squirrel with dicks.
Moggy and JollyJack in a tree
Y I F F I N G
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:39, archived)
# Does this mean I have to draw a tranny squirrel now?
Anyway, I'm off to bed now. Nighty night, all!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:42, archived)
# Pardon? You want me to draw you a granny squirrel?
If you insist
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:45, archived)
# YOU COULD BE MAKING MONEY OUT OF THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 3:12, archived)
# Yes, Mr Fox. Yes, it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 2:20, archived)
# If Urotsukidoji is anything to go by
Then this is softcore at most.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)
# maybe it's just me......but "he" looks like a she...
apart from that,cdc's usually get the whole board posting in a frenzy...strangely no responses so far
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:29, archived)
# The look on the face of the lower one will haunt me forever :(
I have never seen anguish captured so perfectly. especially on the face of a CDC....
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Where are the bollocks and pubes?!
The CDC authority demand answers!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:33, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_Japan#Pornography
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:42, archived)
# CDC's with eyes
they seem a little distressed though

also they seem to be leaking coolant.

I think it's coolant.

edit: Ah well, looks like I made a meal of this one



Ok, I'm going to have to find photosoup and install it on something as I'm starting to crack using paint.exe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:50, archived)
# Aim: Give me!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:11, archived)
# cdc's for everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:20, archived)
# *Crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)
# Cross them harder!


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:21, archived)
# What I don't even.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:26, archived)
# LET'S SPACE PENIS!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:27, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:52, archived)
# christened the 2001 of CDC
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:53, archived)
# Truly an epic gif!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 2:04, archived)
# KEEP USING PAINT.EXE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:17, archived)
# but paint.exe makes the dippy and the idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:21, archived)
# more dippy / more idiot plz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:32, archived)
# Let's drink tasty toxic dippy!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:51, archived)
# Haha but WHY NOT?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 6:08, archived)
#
秘宝館 ヘアモデル
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)
# LOLUTF
edit: ninjas! I think I just saw ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:52, archived)
# There were ninjas. Apparently the title field doesn't like Japanese characters
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:55, archived)
# shitty title field!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:05, archived)
# Those poor worms don't look very happy.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:12, archived)
# 2 is just being greedy
nice to see health and safety being observed with the gloves there
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:16, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:20, archived)
# Indeed, one could get vibration white finger
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 3:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(THE REVTED, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I'm guessing those aren't fairtrade sweets


edit: I agree, this post I have done isn't even slightly funny.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:52, archived)
# Too brown!
Oh hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 5:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Even the Royals have to make cuts.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# She gets really offended when people forget her fillet o'fish
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Hold the mayo!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:04, archived)
# SUPER FUCKTARD TWINS! EPIC ADVENTURES!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I fully endorse
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# yay for endorsements!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# I thought for sure he'd do Rasta Ghost.
Maybe next time, Mon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Rasta Ghost got Irey Voodo Power, mon.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:43, archived)
# This just tugged a heart string.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# I suppose I can drop Valin from my friends list now
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# DRUM SOLO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxiOE3XWD2c
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
# YAY, always knew he was good with a quick roll on the skins ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
# I'v kept him there, and I think I always will, I know it's daft,
But I just saw this and went ouch for a minute, and then just remembered what a great guy he was and all the smiles :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# I'm with you on this one
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 3:34, archived)
# looking for some fudge but this is fine too
slap happy
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck, I'd not seen that one...
Think it's time I sat down and sat through the lot..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:28, archived)
# evil bastard man should team up with this guy


(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# funny because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# damn kinky ducks
 
I like your new video, that's what I call music
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# i done stole tha moosic lol
it said it was free so whatever doods
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# beg, borrow, steal - how else would one make music?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# mouth, elastic band, and some finger action
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
# have you got your twanger out?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)
# playing the banjo string
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# hahaah
more hate filled 3 pane cartoons!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# keep them shit and simple eh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
# that's the only way, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:48, archived)
# What a beautiful story. Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Well done! I've learned a bit about life from this.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# But who will stop evil Bastard Man now?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Who knows, but remember, some people are just too stupid to die
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Evil Bastard Man's good twin, Top Bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Just got back from reading '101 Ways to Pretend You Aren't Wanking' to be greeted with this.
Bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Yay, I'm craving smiths saltless crisps and it's all your fault...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Excellent!
I love the taste of flavour free crisps :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] first compo entry ever... and ive been on the drink.....
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
# she could do better
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# ^
3/10 see me
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# ...fuck is wrong wit'yu
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# WHY Whatsupppppppppp
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# just tuggin youyr chain
i am an internet bully and all...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Isn't that Kim Catrall?
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Very quick, very dirty and really rather toapy...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
# And yet, ace
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# superb
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Too soon..
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
# You were saying?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)
#
Not a lot now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# this week's challenge is going to be both hilarious and depressing, because it's true
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 22:50, archived)
# pfffft
the glorious twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 1:19, archived)

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