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# Ning /board!
So, I was hungry for breakfast and had no milk and wondered 'What would Batman do?' and it culminated in this.



Bindun? Definitely Bindun
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:03, archived)
# DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER
Oh wait, it's breakfast.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:04, archived)
#
Not for me until I can be arsed to walk down t' Sainsbury's.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:08, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollah
OMG is this still the gay shift? I don't know.. is it? What's going on? Is it morning? It would appear people are awake on the board but how are they awake? It makes no sense

edit: oh THANK FUCK
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:15, archived)
#
some of us (I) have insomnia. I know its morning because its the first time I've been hungry since it was dark.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:18, archived)
# Insomnia. Hmm, I can see that is a problem.
I'd sleep on it if I were you
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:20, archived)
# Were it more physical I probably would.
On a related note, nytol is not medication, its a lie.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:23, archived)
# Is it cake?
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:24, archived)
#
Fake cake. Gâteau mentir.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:26, archived)
# Mental Cake
Mmmm
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:28, archived)
# Oops
clearly my French is even worse than I thought. Sounds better than dishonest cake though. If only I could actually draw to a standard higher than that of my three year old cousin.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:30, archived)
# That's the worst part
sleeping tablets don't give real sleep. You're better off staring at the ceiling for 8 hours.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:33, archived)
#
I spent my night watching Super 8 (which I thought was pretty good as far as sci-fi aimed at kids goes) and doing a bit of research for the current project. Even after multiple hours of being bored to death by Wikipedia I still can't sleep. Gash.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:37, archived)
# Yeah, watching and doing things aren't allowed
just gotta stare at that ceiling buddy
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Ceiling buddy is watching you insomniate
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:54, archived)
# OH HAI COUBS
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:17, archived)
#
I love this. Hai Doggy, you're my future wife.

Tits, frequent, yet not all that nice.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:20, archived)
# Let's not forget the scariest scene in cinema history; Tommy Wiseau's pale saggy arse.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:22, archived)
# I feel all emo,
wanking at crying simultaneously.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:25, archived)
# Sowwy. Bindun
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:54, archived)
#
The more I looked at it, the more it seemed impossible that it hadn't. My bad.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:02, archived)
# I'm telling Miss:P
I think there's probably a list of things so obviously they haven't bindun because people think they must've bindun.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:01, archived)
# The words "coming soon" underneath that face brought up a bubble of porridge
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:17, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:18, archived)
# He's for the knackers yard
She's for Inspector Knacker of the Yard
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top stuff sir
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Who rode who
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 7:15, archived)
# Lil' bi' o' sa'ire la'ies and gen'lemen.
Coming up next, Loadsamoney.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 7:59, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:02, archived)
# Excellent
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:18, archived)
# Olde faile ise olde.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:31, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:40, archived)
# fuck! I closed PSP then realized i had the compression settings way fucked :(
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:42, archived)
# Fail comes in any age.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:45, archived)
# it was a really good photoshop of a Salivation Army truck
with the slogan, 'Doing The Moist Good' :(
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:57, archived)
# It's still 43kb
you should optimise it harder next time
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 4:12, archived)
# Doing the Mong Child? What kind of truck is that?
Ban this sick filth
My grandson saw that

Etc.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:01, archived)
#
█████ ██ ███ ████
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:53, archived)
# Ess or a tee...hmmm. TEE!
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 4:17, archived)
# Hahaha
instant fave
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 4:32, archived)
# donk
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 5:24, archived)
# DONK!
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 5:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:37, archived)
# Haha!
I love this one, you mentalist
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
# I love this so much
you don't even know
/gush
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 6:54, archived)
# good bacteria, good
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 2:50, archived)
# Misdirection and greenwashing!!!
We all know it comes from lancing Yak boils.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 2:58, archived)
# this is what could happen

be a lert.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:14, archived)
# There's a distinct lack of boiling piss.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:12, archived)
# or death buttons
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:22, archived)
# YES!!
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 4:32, archived)
# pollo
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:27, archived)
# heh, raw solids.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:12, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:35, archived)
# shub-bubu-bub-wub-wub-wub
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:41, archived)
# Running off at the mouth at full speed.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:44, archived)
# MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNN
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:51, archived)
# brian entertains the invisible man
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 2:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 2:05, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 2:42, archived)
# its a calamity
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 2:53, archived)
# In September 2011, Winner was admitted to hospital with food poisoning after eating steak tartare, a raw meat dish, four days in a row.
The dish is not recommended for those with a weakened immune system, and in retrospect Winner regarded his decision to eat it as "stupid".
 
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 3:12, archived)
# plibt
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 2:25, archived)
#
Respect the butt
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 2:29, archived)
# best outboard motor impression EVER
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 2:50, archived)
# Needs Some Dicks
If there was ever a photo that needed some magenta dick action... I know... I know... I know this is the place to come to make my dreams come true...
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:54, archived)
# How do you like your piss in the morning?
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:00, archived)
# Maybe glasscocks would be more in line with the image.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:00, archived)
# Can you do us all a favour and keep posting images from buzzfeed for months and months?
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:04, archived)
# m`kay...
is the b3ta search fucked btw?
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:20, archived)
# ha ha!
i don't think it ever really worked
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:29, archived)
# I noticed things disappearing recently
but now it`s totally fucked
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:42, archived)
# You are cleverer than you seem.
How meta.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:32, archived)
# In retrospect I am less clever and more drunk than I thought 30 minutes ago.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 2:03, archived)
# Fuck off
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 5:37, archived)
# Look at this pair of twins that you made yourself
YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE

THE LINE THAT MAN'S SCIENCE SHOULD NOT CROSS!

WHAT HAPPENS NOW, NOT EVEN THE GODS CAN HELP US!
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:07, archived)
# You... really don't know what you're doing, do you?
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 8:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Now showing...

VD... I mean in 3D.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:29, archived)
# I am clicking this
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Not showing...
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:30, archived)
# I think you accidentally the image
now I can see the image

internets, srs bzns
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:36, archived)
# Wood.
Maybe.

Actually, I'm not so sure.

Forget it.

/decisive
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:45, archived)
# this gets clicks
for lullyness
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# 'nings all
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:27, archived)
# ooooh, nice!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:28, archived)
# Ta muchly
:)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Very nice
What on earth is it?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:30, archived)
# skilltester machine
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:31, archived)
# I have no idea
Just playing around with textures.
How the devil are you?
:)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:31, archived)
# I am most wonderful
off to film the lovely Hazel feeding our lovely snowies tomorrow

having suffered an entire day of a music video being shot in my office and watching Helena Bonham Carter all afternoon have her make up done on our office fire escape

Tough times
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:46, archived)
# I'd do her makeup in the fire escape, if you know what I mean
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Music by some guy called Rufus Wainwright
Quite a catchy, pleasant, bland tune if you didn't have to suffer it all day. Released next month apparently
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Its good you can come to B3ta and showcase your talon..
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:30, archived)
# *searches for size 23 spanging pan*
:D
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:32, archived)
# :D
Nothing like a good *spang* before bed I say!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:34, archived)
# *inserts another 50p*
i'll get that teddybear eventually.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:31, archived)
# *rubs hands*
*counts 50p coins*
4.Profit

*glues prizes to floor*
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:36, archived)
#
prizes 50p coins

/cossack joke
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Looks like an elaborate puzzle on Dizzy, or Another World, or something.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:41, archived)
# ^this
not sure about dizzy, but it's another world-ish
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:43, archived)
#
or this
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Totally! How I didn't see that... Sonic 2 was the first game I ever played.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:57, archived)
#
This monstrosity was the first game I ever played
and still it didn't put me off computers for life

(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Hah! He dies like Arthur does in Ghouls 'n Ghosts.
As for the game, it seems fairly basic for an Amiga game in '87.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:12, archived)
# I think it was an ST conversion, although yeah, it was pretty dire.
There were plenty of better things about, but I got it as part of two bundles packaged with the machine - some of the titles were utter shit :|
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:34, archived)
# You very rarely get good games with the machine itself... one exception I can think of it Tetris with the Game Boy.
That Back to the Future game looks... well... like one REALLY long, slow, dull level, with slider puzzles mixed in. In other words, a typical movie tie-in.

EDIT: I'm off to bed now. Nighty night b3ta!
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:46, archived)
# It's the most difficult thing I've ever played, too.
The guy who made this video must be some kind of expert, because the controls are soft, you oversteer, and with a digital joystick it's nigh-on impossible to predict where your character's going to end up. Oh, and you can only see 5 metres in each direction, and absolutely fucking EVERYTHING will hurt you. Never mind the cop cars intent on crushing you from every side ... crack in the street? Lose some health. Puddle of water? Kerb a bit too steep? OAP wandering along, minding his own business? A tiny piece of rubbish on the ground? ... etc
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:55, archived)
# first game I ever played was this
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:27, archived)
# just finished another world on emulator recently
just as good as I remember from amiga days
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Abe's Oddysee
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:08, archived)
# And Exoddus :D
It's a shame they haven't updated that series in the same style as the first two games.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:09, archived)
# later tonight, that's going to meet this
 


BUT NOT NOW
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:44, archived)
# *fears*
*changes underpants again*
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:48, archived)
# it's tasting me with its eyes
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:48, archived)
# And soon
it will be smelling you with its enormous love-muscle
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:53, archived)
# that's funny, because i can smell with my skin too
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Possibly
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Definitely
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:14, archived)
# > > > > v v g ^ ^ < < < < r
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Ooh nice claws
Perhaps at the bottom of a deformed owl stuck in a tube.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:24, archived)
# Parsnips.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 2:04, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the CDC Police
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Glad you could join us Sister Knobknocker.
Pull up a pew
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:39, archived)
# get thee behind me, magenta!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Not Regulation
No balls.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 18:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:47, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Name's Ash.
H-h-h-h-h-h-h-housew-w-w-w-w-wa
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:00, archived)
#

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Belm city
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:21, archived)
# I, erm, constipation
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 2:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:57, archived)
# also
bald bloke x hairy bloke = YUL BRYNNER
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:17, archived)
# and yes, i know the baldy is a woman
but it still looks more like brynner than the version below...
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:00, archived)
# This week on Vibratohead Challenge..
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:05, archived)
#

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:08, archived)
# MANLY MEN MEN MEN
 

 
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:21, archived)
# MEEEEEEEEN

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:30, archived)
# thefuckisthat?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:34, archived)
# only 7"?
 
AN OUTRAGE
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 2:09, archived)
# giggity giggity!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:36, archived)
# that looks great
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:34, archived)
# Bear with me.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Shoot the bear!
It ripped me's fucking arm off.

(I like this)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# OH JESUS CHRIST THAT CHILD IS ABOUT TO GET MAULED!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:25, archived)
# This reminds me of that joke where the guy keeps saying "bear with me" and the punchline is that there is a bear with him
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Oh that joke.
Heh.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Oh that joke.
Heh.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:27, archived)
# I haven't heard that one.
Tell it to me, gronkpan.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Well there's this guy, I think he's on the phone
yeah he's on the phone doing like tech support or something and talking to an old lady and he keeps saying "bear with me" while he fixes the computer remotely.

Also he has a bear with him.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# What do you mean gronkpan?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:28, archived)
# I think it's a pan that gronks, but I can't be sure.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
# It's a flat-bottomed variant of the traditional spittoon
designed for slow heating on an open hearth
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:33, archived)
# In Sudoku, gronk describes the swordfish patterns in sizes that are greater than N=6
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:34, archived)
# It's a small flat bottomed boat for lazy assed minstrels.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Oh that joke.
Heh.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:32, archived)
# I never liked that joke.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Will someone tell me the joke?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# I ALREADY DID
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Tell me the bit about the bear again?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:37, archived)
# and the bear says, "You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Is this before or after the Englishman, Irishman and the Scottsman walk in?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:39, archived)
# well, I was just going to feed the ducks, when suddenly this fridge fell on me!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:48, archived)
# some good ones here as well as some terrible fucking groaners
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:50, archived)
# Are you Japanese?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# No, is that relevant to the joke?
Would it be funnier if I was Japanese? What about if I was Welsh?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Greek?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Alright, Samoan, final offer.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:41, archived)
# You are trying your best to be difficult.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Better than being easy :D
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Frankly, the bit where I asked him to tell me the joke after he'd already said the punchline should have given it away.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Delete all now.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:46, archived)
# You're not my mother!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Don't make me put on a dress.
Because I will!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:50, archived)
# You're fooling no-one. We all know you're already wearing one.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Aww...you got me...........................................................you got me good.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:58, archived)
# nice chair!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:20, archived)
# it wooden go
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:44, archived)
# It wooden?
R.I.P. Bear with me.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Better not, last time it started the whole world crying
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Something about getting your face ripped off your skull and your dying thoughts being about doing an HND in Hair and Beauty.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 2:11, archived)
# now do Mare with Bee
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Yiff!
The bear appears to have a squid feeding on its paw
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:32, archived)
#
squid stubby parsnip
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:32, archived)
# which is better:
old

or new

?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:54, archived)
# at least they're not american:

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:54, archived)
# classic all american cars
now made with pride in america's heartland

mexico
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Campaign for America to mean America and not the US.

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:22, archived)
# AMERICALAND!
well, they do mostly speak spanish, innit.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:26, archived)
# I've never really liked 911s.
Nicely :)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# 911s are a joke
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:28, archived)
# LS18, neva 4get
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:31, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Bug Bite's life changed forever after his horrific neck injury :'(
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Dave?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Haha!
Not heard that for a while!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# B3TA IS DYING
PREPARE YOURSELVES
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:14, archived)
# OH GOD this means I might have to go outdoors :(((
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Did I miss something?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:23, archived)
# you missed the first few splutters of b3ta's death rattle
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Cheer up son.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:27, archived)
# *self-immolates*
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Calm down. Stop being on fire.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Okay. *tries to stop being on fire*
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
# No no no. Don't try.
STOP BEING ON FIRE.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Hnnngg.... HNNNNNNGGGGAAAAAAUUUGH!
There, sorted. :)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:34, archived)
# That's more like it.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# shit man
it was like

woah

then like

oh woah

then like

like, woah

then like

woah

and like then it was

woah, it's back
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:17, archived)
# I was reduced to cracking jokes on faecebook, wtf ?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:17, archived)
# I was there,
I used my outside name.
scary times.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# I almost started doing something productive
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# that be crazy talk
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:22, archived)
# yeah man
thankfully, I went and got ice cream instead
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:28, archived)
# down with this sort of thing.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:27, archived)
# LOL at 'outside name'
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:50, archived)
#


(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# *whew!*
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# I wasn't there, man!
But I am here now.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
# New works best.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Well at least it's still German like the non British Mini
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:32, archived)
# To see
To bleed
Cannot be taught
In turn
You're making us
Ohhhh Fucking friendly!

*likes*
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Green shirt - black shirt - green shirt - black shirt and so on
DURING THE THREADRUSH b3ta.com/board/10706459
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:38, archived)
# I don't think you understand the implications of a pineapple on which every scale is a tit - and its subsequent bra shape

But I appreciate the effort.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Meanwhile, Moggy is masturbating furiously at the sight of earthworms, rabbits, fruit-tits and explosives.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Cor!
My work here is done
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Thank you ^^
*hugs*
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
# With extraneous shoes! :D
I'll be really fucking impressed if that translates properly
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Brilliant!
I have to listen to it now!?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:43, archived)
# That florist deserves a fisting
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:44, archived)
# This is excellent
Does anyone remember a video for Fucking Hostile known as the "literal video interpretation"? It had pictures for what the lyrics actually sound like, but I think it's been DMCA'd off the entire internet.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Yul...

...do!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
# SHE'S WELDED HER HAND TO-
ahem. Nicely done, and I think the American version wimped out by putting a pretty pattern on the front cover. The wusses.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:41, archived)
# sensorship
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:48, archived)
# with serrated edge
for girls who are bleedin' sexy.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Anyone else thinks that Rimmel sounds a bit filthy?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Oh you dirty...
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:04, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:04, archived)
# it's the SI unit of measurement for rimming
so indeed, it should manifest such feelings.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:04, archived)
# I got rimmed with 45 upward rimmels last night
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)
# that's nice dear
I hope you got a jolly good meal out of it
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:06, archived)
# No, but my mountain goat did
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Also, I just found this in my b3ta images folder
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)
# erwin rimmel
notable WW2 tactician and purveyor of cosmetic products
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:06, archived)
# also known as "The Desert PerfectSkin"
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)
# I've never met an Erwin that isn't a massive closet gayer
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's El Alamein.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:33, archived)
# He's Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmel
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Maybe she wasn't born with it and is indeed, a fucking munter.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:13, archived)
# (compo?)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Sorry to interrupt this tender moment lads, have you seen my allen key?

Not compo related, but been burning at the back of my mind for ages...
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:48, archived)
# you have a burning allen key in the back of your head?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
#
It's cooled off a bit now
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:58, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:59, archived)
# He's welded his hands to that booklet
HE'S WELDED HIS HANDS TO THAT BOOKLET
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
# THAT BOOKLET! HIS HANDS! HE'S WELDED THEM TO THAT BOOKLET!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)
# This is all VERY unfortunate
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:10, archived)
# WELDED HE'S BOOKLET THAT HIS HANDS TO!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:10, archived)
# HIS HANDS!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# THAT BOOKLET!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# WELDED TOGETHER!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:22, archived)
# LIKE HANDS AND BOOKLET!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:36, archived)
# IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:51, archived)
# My grandson saw your booklet

MY GRANDSON
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:45, archived)
# That's nothing,
MY GRANDSON WELDED HIS HANDS TO THAT BOOKLET!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:52, archived)
# MY GRANDSON SAW YOUR GRANDSON WELD HIS HANDS TO YOUR BOOKLET
MY GRANDSON!!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:53, archived)
# The theme of the booklet was:
GRANDSON WELDING VOYEURISM
so it was ironic that he proceeded to WELD HIS HANDS TO THAT BOOKLET
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:58, archived)
# :3
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:37, archived)
# KITTEN DISCO FUCKOFF ACTION PARTY TIME
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I HOPE B£TA STILL APPRECIATES A GOOD FUCK OFF DANCE
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:39, archived)
# I KNOW I DO :)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Oh yes we do!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:40, archived)
# PUMP UP THE JAM
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# :-O
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Surely fuck is more preferable to wank?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Not in my house
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Wahoooooo!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# gorgeous :D
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Fucknuts HONKA BRRRR PEEEP
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:45, archived)
# FUCKING ASSMEAT!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:00, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:15, archived)
# ha ha
great!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:43, archived)
# so what are you trying to say ??
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:45, archived)
# "fuck off"
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:49, archived)
# FUCK EVERYTHING!


TWICE!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:47, archived)
# I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD BUT FUCK OFF
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:48, archived)
# fuck fuck fuck fuck!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
# SIDEWAYS
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:00, archived)
# FUCK!

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
# He's fucked
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:04, archived)
# I think he knows it
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Fuck party tiem....

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)
# FUCK FUCK

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Popes arrived for a fuck now.

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:25, archived)
# PAWS UP Y'ALL
 
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:57, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)
# XD THANKS! X3
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:01, archived)
# FUUUUUUCK
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Tee hee
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)
# You appear to have started an emergency gayshift...
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:02, archived)
# everything went as planned
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)
# PLEASE FASTEN SEATBELTS
fastenMOISTEN

BELTS
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:11, archived)
# What did you expect? furries from the the dark side to save the day?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
# hahahaha get out of here pig
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Get t' fuck!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:13, archived)
# dance dance dance
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Warning. Hugely flashing. IF YOU FIT FROM FLASHY LIGHTS DON'T CLICK.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:13, archived)
# @!"~"£T%@!£~%!EVWD@~!R@
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Oh noes i killed him
*bums*
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:27, archived)
# And for non flashy pain

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Waffles.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)
# There tasty,
But will rape your soul.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:31, archived)
# That's okay. My soul could do with a good raping.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Here it comes big boy
Dry or wet?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:43, archived)
#

mouse over for lyrics
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:34, archived)
# What in the fuck now?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:36, archived)
# DADDY I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
/autocomplete
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Now we have musics
Let the fucks begin!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:30, archived)
#



(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:30, archived)
# He's fresh alright

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:51, archived)
# I fucked off and missed the whole fuck off. :(
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:34, archived)
# HOORAY!
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# well that was all very calm and polite!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:52, archived)
# It just felt so wrong doing it.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:34, archived)
# *scrolls down*
It was there it was!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:37, archived)

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