8 fucking yearsI had so much hope and potential in 2004
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 8:26,
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me too man, it's all gone to fuckto fuck I say
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 8:45,
archived)
Have cake then :)
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 8:57,
archived)
merry candlemas!same day as my actual birthday
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:51,
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Happy birthday then!
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:34,
archived)
5 minutes?!holy fuck, that's good!
how do you make 3d pics?
(how do you make 3d pics?
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 8:25,
archived)
that was done in Mudbox although if you want to play try Sculptris, just as good for something quick like that www.pixologic.com/sculptris/
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 8:26,
archived)
now do the zamboniand vimod
and we can finally have vimod's zamboni ride!
(and we can finally have vimod's zamboni ride!
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 8:43,
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ta muchlyi'm going to have a play with this
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:49,
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Fuck yes!Great stuff, toastman!
You beat me to it - i was gonna do something like this when i could be arsed :-)
(You beat me to it - i was gonna do something like this when i could be arsed :-)
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:25,
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The FUCK is strong in this one
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:35,
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Nigles B3ta!!!!So today is Emma(s) birthdays... Emma Watson, Emma Thompson and Leonardo (Emma) Da Vinci.
It's a little known fact that Leonardos middle name was Emma and that the Mona Lisa's smile, was actually caused by uncontrollable wind.
(It's a little known fact that Leonardos middle name was Emma and that the Mona Lisa's smile, was actually caused by uncontrollable wind.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 7:34,
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That's why she's also a bit yellow'ning, Wobbly!
(
RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 8:41,
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Her from Wogharts.Is she old enough now to play hide the saussage?
(,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:31,
archived)
22 today
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:33,
archived)
right!Lets hide this chorizo in here teatowel holder. She's also got nice bobblers too.
(,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:43,
archived)
Haha.There it is! The 0.001% of freebase posts that is actually any good..
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4Q just lurking,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 5:12,
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\o/i work by the law of averages.
that is, if i do enough freebase pics/gifs, then one may be considered good
(that is, if i do enough freebase pics/gifs, then one may be considered good
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 5:28,
archived)
i quite like this one too
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 5:30,
archived)
been eating too much fuck! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 7:23,
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this is one of the best fuck
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 17:02,
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Clay has left the building.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 4:13,
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I'd wear thatThey can wave their truncheons at me all they like
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:13,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: A New Hoax"){kind=small}
Hitler's cat found to be responsible for popularity
c_kick or, as some people call him,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 1:58,
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NO THIS ISN'T TOAP IT'S SOMETHING NEW AND DIFFERENT
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 4:03,
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this is diferent
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 4:42,
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HahahaTook me a while to recognise it :)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 6:56,
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well, we all had a lot of fun (at your expense, of course) when I first posted it last week PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:52,
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He should push a button and blow up the room. :D
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 2:52,
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sorry :(and on that bombshell i'm off to beddy bies, night all :)
(
sock more tea vicar?,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:44,
archived)
S'ok, I quite liked Spaceman at the timeGoodnight
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:46,
archived)
He's probably fast asleep by nowwhich is what I am going to attempt next. Goodnight beautiful b3tans!!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:31,
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the crabs, and the seven year itch (Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch)
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:31,
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Hm - i wonder whatever you will be called when i see you at the bash?Im still keen on the nametag / crude sticker / post-it note idea so we all know who's who. I dont really want to spend all day talking to obscure b3tans or /talk denizens ive never heard of.
It sounds cuntish, but the whole point of the bash for me is to meet the folks i chat with on here in person.
(It sounds cuntish, but the whole point of the bash for me is to meet the folks i chat with on here in person.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:50,
archived)
Maybe we should just hold the bash at an internet cafeotherwise we might not be able to talk to each other properly ;)
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:53,
archived)
HahaOne does wonder how b3ta memes will cross over to real life.
If we all keep gurning whilst going "FUCK" and talking about THE POPE, TEH FEAR and TEH QUO, many a craw will be irked.
Im intending to get a freebase Tshirt made just for the bash though.
(If we all keep gurning whilst going "FUCK" and talking about THE POPE, TEH FEAR and TEH QUO, many a craw will be irked.
Im intending to get a freebase Tshirt made just for the bash though.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:55,
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a group of peopleone says "FUCK"
the other says "FUCK"
followed by group laughter and being repeated will probably get the mental unit ambulances turning up :)
(the other says "FUCK"
followed by group laughter and being repeated will probably get the mental unit ambulances turning up :)
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:58,
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Lets hope there's a sportball match on downstairs to keep all the geezers pre-occupied while we frolic and make baloon animalsKind of like the last one.
Are you coming to it, Meaty?
(Are you coming to it, Meaty?
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:00,
archived)
coming to it? the what?I'm going nowhere, too skinted been a £LOL pair of months, and now my printer has died so that's another sudden expense
/po' scum blog
(/po' scum blog
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:02,
archived)
Sounds good; I think frolic is my new favourite wordJust as semi-colons are my new favourite punctuation, although I prefer their alternative name, supercomma.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:03,
archived)
I always assumed there would be separate rooms for /board, /talk, and /qotw
(
4Q just lurking,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:56,
archived)
HahaCats in the /board room
Cunts in the /talk room
Anti-cats in the /links room!
(Cunts in the /talk room
Anti-cats in the /links room!
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:59,
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maybe a live video feed to a room where all the lurkers can sit and watch
(
4Q just lurking,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:02,
archived)
How many /talk regulars are actually turning up?I mean, I know there seem to be quite a few on the calendar thread, but at least three of them are Baldmonkey.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:01,
archived)
you do realise that many of thew /talk forum users used this section of the forum for years, till it turned to shit
(
mongychops,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:03,
archived)
YesYou told us all about an hour ago
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:05,
archived)
Yes, grandad, we know.It was so much better in the old days.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:09,
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whenever I take a peek at /talkit usually looks a bit slow, too.
And mostly people saying 'alright' or being rude to each other.
And no pictures.
Maybe you should all come back and make this place busier...
(And mostly people saying 'alright' or being rude to each other.
And no pictures.
Maybe you should all come back and make this place busier...
4Q just lurking,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:16,
archived)
it is slow, but the being rude and alright are the funtimes
(
mongychops,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:24,
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I can see that, but it's intimidating if you're not a regular.Maybe I'll head over there in a couple of years. I'm not even 4 yet...
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:26,
archived)
I've always been dubious about going to a bash.What do people talk about?
And it would be embarrassing asking people what their b3ta name was and having to admit to not really remembering any of the stuff they posted.
Or what if it was someone I'd been beastly to when I was drunk?
Awkward.
(And it would be embarrassing asking people what their b3ta name was and having to admit to not really remembering any of the stuff they posted.
Or what if it was someone I'd been beastly to when I was drunk?
Awkward.
4Q just lurking,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:08,
archived)
Or if I was just left in the middle of the room talking to myself...
(
4Q just lurking,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:30,
archived)
Erm, more seriouslyYeah, I'm not too bothered either way. I tend to be quite good at remembering names myself. I just hope everybody calls each other by their real names; I don't want it to feel like some kind of cock-orientated masons' meeting or something.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:58,
archived)
the masons style meeting only happens with the innapropriate knee touchingedit: lol, what if someone is called jeremy
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:59,
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vigorously pointing throbbers at eachother until one throbber is defeated
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:03,
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Or niche porninvolving double penetration and vagina dentata.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:13,
archived)
It's gone purple, maybe you've been playing with it too much ;-)
(,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:36,
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PURPLE?PURPLE?
GET THEE TO MSPAINT!
Then you will know the word.
And the word is "magenta".
(GET THEE TO MSPAINT!
Then you will know the word.
And the word is "magenta".
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:39,
archived)
i must admiti 'guessed' the colour from the photshop colour picker. Its probably not 'true' magenta...
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:40,
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I inadvertently did a non magenta cock the other week.Don't understand why a cartoon cock gag is only funny to some people if it's pure magenta. Get it slightly off hue and the joke just doesn't work?
(,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:58,
archived)
Treat yourself,they sell colour ones these days.
{;-)
({;-)
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:33,
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Ive met him onceHe lives up the road from me, and i saw him loading his car up one day as i walked past.
I had an erection the whole time.
(I had an erection the whole time.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:34,
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Wow, I mean what might happen if, you know, like actually TOUCHED him. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:42,
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Probably something like that episode of Jam where the politic-man couldnt stop wanking in public taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:51,
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i wish i was an overpaid inept bumbling toffi'm middle class at best :(
( sock more tea vicar?,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:42,
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i think yours is my favourite usernamei always picture a shiny turd when i see you
( sock more tea vicar?,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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For those of you who recognise this...I know its supposed to have a missile on top, but I prefer it without.
(,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:23,
archived)
she called you a bastard, don't stand for it!
(
sock more tea vicar?,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:44,
archived)
Land Raider!....Excellent!I had one those when I was a kid...probably still in the loft somewhere.
(,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:43,
archived)
Gracefully done, I'm sure it's better than either movieand much better than this NWOT-ery
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:15,
archived)
Como esta?*choking projectile knife attack*
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:24,
archived)
I'm sure I've supped a White Russian there at some point h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:17,
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Maybe riverghost will do this some dayas a place where aging b3tans can come and mutter into their pints.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:21,
archived)
pints ?surely it would be COCKtails ?
(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:38,
archived)
Ah yes, of coursewith incredibly blunt innuendo names
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:47,
archived)
well West Country Rocker fell at fence 2
not surprised looking at 'im, can't even scroll :D
maggenspies mayhaps,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:03,
archived)
I lost £10 on him too :(
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:04,
archived)
Wish I had seen this :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:11,
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they have /talk board here too?haha
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:22,
archived)
it is a retirement home for old /boarders who cant cope with arty backslapping shite and forced memes of todays /board
(
mongychops,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:26,
archived)
Not that many memes doing the rounds thesedaysa new meme is well overdue
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:32,
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all i ever seem to see is the black fella and the fuck fella, neither funny
(
mongychops,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:42,
archived)
i'm allowed to use the big boys computer on saturdays
(
mongychops,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:49,
archived)
Leave me alone Happytoast...!Seriously though,
I really don't mind Wobblys stuff and he can post what he likes as far as I'm concerned, but to ask if something has already been done, when he does the same thing every morning, 6 a day, 365 a year, that's 2190 identical pictures a year...
(,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:27,
archived)
I really don't mind Wobblys stuff and he can post what he likes as far as I'm concerned, but to ask if something has already been done, when he does the same thing every morning, 6 a day, 365 a year, that's 2190 identical pictures a year...
Both of mine fell. I don't know why I end up picking the scabby one-eyed mares, I really don't.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:12,
archived)
I only found out it was on when I read who had won on the bbc news site...
Pretty impressive win, I have to say.I'd have been fucking fuming had I bet on the one pipped to the post.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:17,
archived)
He puts so much effort into runningbut after 10 minutes of watching I'm sure he hasn't moved yet.
( Shlvng,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:44,
archived)
star jumps for warm ups :Dhe's good at those anyhows..
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:05,
archived)
Can i have some abuse, too? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:09,
archived)
Sounds like someone's got an irked craw...:)
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:13,
archived)
flid snot boat gusset trumpet fuck minge ballast deck chair basket phlegm
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:16,
archived)
gusset & ballast some great words there, meaty.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:39,
archived)
You're moving in on Mr Horribles' turf, dude. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:21,
archived)
He was dissing ClanSoul like he owned the joint. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:25,
archived)
i recall two facts about clansoul, 1- he looks like a freak, 2- he is a bellend
(
mongychops,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:28,
archived)
He has (or used to have) his own messageboard.Where he was about the only person who ever posted.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:02,
archived)
did he start the junior b3tans board? i never did understand that
( mongychops,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:05,
archived)
he had to change his username after his mum found out he posted on here mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:07,
archived)
i think i remember that, needy little prick as well i recall
(
mongychops,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:08,
archived)
it'd have more impact if you came up with something relevant ClanSoul,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:13,
archived)
Relevant to this:
no idea why
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:28,
archived)
The lady with the red nails is certainly giving it a good try
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:46,
archived)
I think it's spent
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:48,
archived)
Yes, it's certainly made a recent deposit
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:51,
archived)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWin.Then put down
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 15 Apr 2012, 0:10,
archived)
Made it when the clams were popular (see above)Food tyme BRB
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:47,
archived)
And I thought this was a Hassidic clam.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:54,
archived)
Just for thread balance.Mrs Bruce,
Had a goose.
She let it loose,
Amongst the spruce.
She was no use.
(Had a goose.
She let it loose,
Amongst the spruce.
She was no use.
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:14,
archived)
Ha ha ha... I want one of those! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:35,
archived)
Tremble in fear for he is the Soothsayer!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:51,
archived)
Ahhhh...The turban really sooths him
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:57,
archived)
He's ancient I know but he's living off the blood off all his old rivals ;)
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:13,
archived)
he is starting to resemble Alan (QI) Davies in a not very pleasant way
(
maggenspies mayhaps,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:32,
archived)
That's not his real job,he's moonlighting.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:10,
archived)
Lizzie Lizard :D this is so true :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:05,
archived)
Do you feel a sense of national pride when you use that vinegar to deface coins?
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:23,
archived)
There seems to have been some myth-understanding
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:38,
archived)
The S-Myths. (I am so, so sorry.)
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:46,
archived)
frankly mythter shankly Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:04,
archived)
Holiday Snaps...(
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:52,
archived)
Now is the season of our discount tents etc.
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:02,
archived)
hahahai used to work in blacks when i was 16-17 and in all honesty a black dude once came in to the shop and started stealing stuff while screaming 'i'm allowed to, it's only for black people'...heheh
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:16,
archived)
Sandra Nasic of the Guano Apes
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:31,
archived)
Shopped pictures only please :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:07,
archived)
Yeah I guess it was a mistake sending Pedro that pic of myselfbut to be fair to him, he did 'shop my face to make it smile
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:12,
archived)
Pucker up! I'v only just found your flickr, some nice pics there :-)
Things with faces made me smile because....I used to collect pictures of light switches and plug sockets that looked like faces, lost the lot on a dead hard drive some years ago....
(,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:55,
archived)
this is seriously fucking with my eyeswell done! :)
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:21,
archived)
That reallydoes my head in.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:01,
archived)
this is very hard to luck at!Those shoes clash horribly with her outfit.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:07,
archived)
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