Her majesty's 2nd jobHave you ever wondered what Queen Elizabeth II do when she's not at Buckingham Palace?
Enjoy.
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Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:54,
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Enjoy.
I'm trying my best but I'm not managing to enjoy itWhat am I doing wrong pls?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:56,
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On Her Majesty's Budget Airline."I expect you to fly!"
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:05,
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Magnificent shop, SirPlus you retained your chances of a knighthood when you approach middle age
However, given I have just observed you have only posted four posts in seven years, I must award you with this:
A Yhanthlei Order of Excellence
Because that is some mental lurkage.
(However, given I have just observed you have only posted four posts in seven years, I must award you with this:
A Yhanthlei Order of Excellence
Because that is some mental lurkage.
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:07,
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...thank you......it tastes wonderful with this earl gray...or something
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Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:39,
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Yhanthlei Order awards are not afforded lightly I had to round up and personally conduct a few human sacrifices before that was awarded to you by the executive committee
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:51,
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GOD BLESS THE QUEEG
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:41,
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Best wednesday?
Looks like Mt Hogis ran away with the vote there
spotify:track:2hznITJvvbhrtT3kO6sDVt (This Rhythm by Filthy Dukes)
spotify:track:0oT6bp17bp05e8V2JEIaPM (Smoke Break (Instrumental) by The Alchemist)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:50,
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Would you say, I have a plethora of hogis? (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:09,
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GUUUUUNS, GUUUUUUUUUNS(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:13,
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yes pleah, robert zambogis hmmmmmmmm?tanx
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:18,
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it's zambibi not zoomchangis (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:22,
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I saw him wiv me own peepers, he was ridin a zamboni he was and me mate says he saw vimod buying a hammock (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:56,
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Wow, this has grown since I went to bed last night
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 4 Jun 2012, 12:00,
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Live from Mt Changis vineyard (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:52,
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fuck jubilee gimme cdc
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:49,
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\o/ Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:00,
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it's for a game Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:00,
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According to the condensed version I just saw on the BBC, she enjoyed the bit with the horse, but gave not one fuck for the boats.And Phil, Chuck, Bill and Harry quite like the Blue Peter theme.
Money well spent.
(Money well spent.
Captain Howdy,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:13,
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I've successfully managed to avoid all of itjust like the wedding thing
this makes me happy :)
(this makes me happy :)
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:22,
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The news is a must, and they just happened to be on it.Besides, it never hurts to keep an eye on your investments.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:33,
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:) this is truethe weekends tend to be a news free zone for me
I never really thought about that until now
(I never really thought about that until now
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:42,
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WooI was working on something similar from some footage I found earlier, but literally moaned aloud "what the fuck am I doing with my life,"
at about the fiftieth frame
(at about the fiftieth frame
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:19,
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I often think the same thingit doesn't stop me though :D
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:25,
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When I saw that sauce photo in my morning paper (here in California)I knew it would be a bobbling head on b3ta before the day was out...
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tubaman,
Mon 4 Jun 2012, 3:05,
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A heavy price toupe for that one. :D
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:21,
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Troubled GeniusRead some of his books when he was serving during the war and the sense of a moment in time of loss, love and dark humor was wonderful.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:55,
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haven't read them in a whilei have a few well dog eared copies of spikes stuff strewn about the place, funny stuff, yet very moving in places.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:37,
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I have read themtime and again. When I am Space President* they will be taught in schools.
*I might need some other policies, but I'll wing it.
(*I might need some other policies, but I'll wing it.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 4 Jun 2012, 0:45,
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Read most of them over and over.Especially the war ones.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 4 Jun 2012, 1:01,
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Ooh, ta.It almost had me eye out.
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:55,
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This is awesome :DThe power of that cat is amazing
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:21,
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If any other mammal deserves thumbs, it's cats.They'd totally fuck our shit up, and then we'd have to develop cool new weapons.
Win-win.
(Win-win.
Captain Howdy,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:37,
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Cat are our masters 
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:48,
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Tabbies conquered the world. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:50,
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They should make a new sci-fi film Aliens versus Tabbies :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:57,
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Don't hit your mother on the head with a shovelit'll leave a dull impression on her mind.
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:55,
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Ah now, Cap'nIt's just 'armless fun!
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:57,
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hahahahaah Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:55,
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One does like a damp pussy!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:26,
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alright A Vagab ... wait a minute
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:27,
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Tell us about itI just went to the shop and got absolutely soaked, with an umbrella
It hasn't stopped all day
(It hasn't stopped all day
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:36,
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Aww.[comment about vaginal lubrication]
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:45,
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Mind youIt keeps the drought at bay. :)
P.S. Scotland is not in drought.
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Mon 4 Jun 2012, 1:05,
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P.S. Scotland is not in drought.
Very surprised I haven't seen a decent anti Jubilee piss-take on here
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Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:50,
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Did he just say...troll?Love that film
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:23,
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Seriously good film, well worth what seemed like a long wait
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:42,
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Shows what can be done by independent directors on a shoestring budgetHollywood was gnashing it teeth by it's success
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:45,
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And it needed nothing moreother than the last five minutes to make sense
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:50,
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'Rare Exports' is well worth a watch, if you haven't seen it:(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:58,
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No time to lose
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:23,
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Imagine that one shitting on your car.... mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:40,
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We're gonna need a bigger cuttlefish. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:13,
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Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:07,
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Born in 1978, am I right? FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:08,
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Very surprised I haven't seen a decent picture in your thread mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:24,
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Correction: I meant initial posting mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:41,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Other Perspective"){kind=small}
High above Dumfries and Galloway
joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:48,
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Ticket also valid to Hull....
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:59,
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We take the piss out of all sorts of tragedy, lighten up foxworth.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:23,
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Yeah but... but...You know what? Fuck it.
*gets back to drinking and drawing*
(*gets back to drinking and drawing*
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:27,
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and pills.Don't forget the pills.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:58,
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That's a bit darkTo Hull with thee
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:05,
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Not as unpleasant as the cat on my knee farting. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:58,
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He'd laugh his tits offHe was happy to laugh at pretty much anything...except 9/11.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 23:13,
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Original post above was for this week's Image Challenge
joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:47,
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Can someone tell mewhat the best thing to do is when you've rubbed your eyeballs with Swarfega, please?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:59,
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I don't know what Swarfega is. But I'd suggest washing your face in vodka, then setting it alight.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:01,
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Swarfega, lime jelly for real men. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:11,
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I wiki'd.My suggestion would be to READ THE FUCKING LABEL NUMBNUTS.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:12,
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SO IT SAYS ON VODKA BOTTLES TO WASH YOUR FACE WITH IT, CUNTBUBBLE. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:33,
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You urgently need to squeeze your face on a photocopier and press the 'copy' button
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:05,
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if it's the basic swarfega, just rinse with clean water - try sticking your face under the shower and blinking rapidly
the materials safety data sheet says it's not toxic but "may cause temporary eye irritation", translation: may sting like buggery
(the materials safety data sheet says it's not toxic but "may cause temporary eye irritation", translation: may sting like buggery
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:14,
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^this I hadn't had a chance to get to the ketchup stage for fucks sake
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:17,
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Do NOT attempt to wash it out quickly or thoroughly.Instead, go to a silly website where you know you'll get bad advice while the swarfega dissolves your cornea.
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4Q just lurking,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:21,
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Grab yourself a mirror, and marvel at how grease-free your eyes now seem to be
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:24,
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Thanks for all of the advice butI think I'll just let my eyes dissolve...
Then I won't have to look at this picture again.
(Then I won't have to look at this picture again.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:28,
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i think i can see my house!
( empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:08,
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No childs doll?but they always appear to survive such things.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Mon 4 Jun 2012, 10:37,
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I am reporting this to the revelant authoritiesI find this highly offensive, I can't believe people get jailed for that "I took the train to heaven lol" thing but yet sick fucks like you roam free. Natasha McBride was just one person and the troll that took the piss out of her only got one month. But considering that 259 people died on flight PA103, you must be due a 25 year stretch - even more than Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi got. You disgust me.
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Mon 4 Jun 2012, 20:25,
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Pretty horrible!But then so was 9/11, with or without hulk hogan.
No judgement of this either way. If you want a decent panam flight 103 animation try this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5naaWe3nLI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Tue 5 Jun 2012, 13:57,
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No judgement of this either way. If you want a decent panam flight 103 animation try this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5naaWe3nLI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Fetch the royal glue, quick! She's breaking up!
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:13,
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Saw that the other day, I really enjoyed it.I loved the attention to detail and thought that obviously went into it, and that they used the proper nationality. Although I did keep expecting one of the scientists to interrupt the ice block drilling with a loud "SSHTOP! This alien is not ready yet" :D
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:21,
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CLICKWOOYAY
hoopla
*just incase it hasnt bindun,,,,,but i have a funny feeling it has
(hoopla
*just incase it hasnt bindun,,,,,but i have a funny feeling it has
Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:47,
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Variant seen here in this epic gif.(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:55,
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It's inevitable that someone here has had a go on damn near everything now.And any new things get ripped to shreds quite quickly. Still worth doing
your own versions of things if you ask me. Bandwagons are made out of it.
(your own versions of things if you ask me. Bandwagons are made out of it.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:07,
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did someone say bandwagon?
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:00,
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haha, should've gone to fontmatchers! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:12,
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NECK DOESN'T SOUND GREAT
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:22,
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^ winnar Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:38,
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Epic doesnt do it justice :)proper guffaw for the punchline
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:04,
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haha that is good Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:06,
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Massive Hi Cockalorums to this oneCity Lights is my favourite film
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:00,
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Yet another visitor to Tony Montana's table :'(You'd think a logical mind would steer him away from such vices
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:51,
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/o\ Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 20:32,
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/o\ Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:55,
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Oh yes I'm on the vodka myself but not celebrate her fucking reign
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:33,
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I might have some of the bourbon I have downstairs later on.Again, not to celebrate the jubilee, but because I draw funnier stuff when I'm drunk.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:36,
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Haha. I hit f5, and caught this out of the corner of my eye while walking away. And almost fell down. Also, old school music
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=krE3s3XY1P0#t=844s
(www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=krE3s3XY1P0#t=844s
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:42,
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RPS is shite. Give it up:D
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:44,
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I can see she's had a few already mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:31,
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Ha ha!I always like your stuff.
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:49,
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Lunch TimeEven if there are zombie nun and snake priest in this world, That is not wonder.
Never mind.
I've tried to draw a really different things. However, there was opinion "Need less JJ". So I drew this.
(Never mind.
I've tried to draw a really different things. However, there was opinion "Need less JJ". So I drew this.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:18,
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No need.I like his animations.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:30,
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Bobby Bob Bob won't do it.www.b3ta.com/board/10780915
So someone needs to.
(So someone needs to.
4Q just lurking,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:32,
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He said it was "quite far down" his list of things to draw.doesn't mean he won't get round to it. I mean, if his list only has ten things on it, and sheep with head up arse is number seven...
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:07,
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he is yu, not who.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:45,
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He is the man who holds the world record for taking all his clothes off. Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:47,
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Yes, I think that was his name. Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:52,
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So ... did you like Prometheus?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:41,
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Mine: I love ice cream.
Maria: I love criminal meat.
(Maria: I love criminal meat.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:51,
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Enigmatic non-sequiturs ftw
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:45,
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this is one of my faves Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:57,
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By criminal meat do you mean the actual flesh of law-breakersor just meat bought illegally?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:02,
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the cock of a perpetrator Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:03,
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So not only is Maria a zombie rabbit nun made of dead bodiesshe is also a prison bitch?
Love it, just love it.
(Love it, just love it.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:05,
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Maria: prison bitch?No. I'm not!! -_-
Mine: Even if she's it, I don't care! :D
(Mine: Even if she's it, I don't care! :D
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:14,
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Okay so....Maria is a zombie rabbit nun made of dead bodies, who is also a cannibal with a love for danger?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:18,
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Maria: I'm hamless and innocent. :3Mine: They are basically don't want to meaning less war.
In other word, We love peace.
(In other word, We love peace.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:35,
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mediocre: I'm hamless too, as I'm having a bit of a vegetarian week mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:32,
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Mine: Yeah! :D
Maria: No! That's not!! This is snakes!! :O
(Maria: No! That's not!! This is snakes!! :O
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:12,
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Nothing like a cold treat on a hot day.Snaxepriest: Chocolate fudge!
Maria: Everest climber!
(Maria: Everest climber!
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:16,
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I like this new direction you do horror well
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:35,
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tentacle rape, oh man that's well LOL!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:52,
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Just spotted this cheerful chappie, he reminded me of something else:
Are they by any chance related? I think we should be told.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:18,
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this is what the queen looks like when she removes her human skin
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 19:56,
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Ross Kemp Photography Ltd.Nice job Elvis!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:22,
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hahanicely done
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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:32,
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That Greg Wallace is a gym perv!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:36,
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rowing doesn't get tougher than this Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:36,
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fuck it, i'm off homenice hot cuppa and a film, i think. possibly something more alcoholic, possibly not.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:33,
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Get yerself down LidlSwedish cider with blackcurrant. Like alcoholic Ribena - perfect for these grey afternoons.
In other news, it's cold enough that I'm thinking of turning the heating on.
(In other news, it's cold enough that I'm thinking of turning the heating on.
Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:44,
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good enough for meTO THE OFFY!
'bye all!
('bye all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:46,
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Philip, I want you to draw me like one of your German girls.
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Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:21,
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Draw me like one of your French curves.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:22,
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Don't Klingons use that as a weapon? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:34,
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silly man! bat'leth is not french! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:36,
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bidet is, thoughbecause as long as they flush off the lumps, everything else is gravy, right?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:50,
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Queen is the word, it's the word that you heard, it's got groove, it's got meaning
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:40,
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Anyone heard, about the Queen?The queen, queen, queen. Queen is the word.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:43,
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and a related repost
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:32,
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is that frankie boyle murdering headlice? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:34,
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I think "Frankie Boyle's headlice murdering simulator" was the working title for Half Life:P
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:37,
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if it wasn't it bloody well should be Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:38,
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hahahachrist thats funnny FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:41,
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:DAlso, any excuse for a repost
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:36,
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don't make me angrythere's a "U" in "COLOUR"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:09,
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Yes, but Police Quest is AmericanSo what they're actually saying is 'color'. I believe it's even printed on screen.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:17,
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don't you mean "poulice"? Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:19,
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i don't carei'm right, they're illiterate spastics
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:31,
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btw, this is me being patrioticyou can see why i don't do it very often.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:51,
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It used to be spelled color in Britain, too.We changed, the Americans stayed with the original spelling.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:05,
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DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH YOUR FACTS!today is a day for patriotism, so i've got my BNP disguise on
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:07,
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arf!what an idiot!
i'm not even remotely patriotic or royalist, i've just been sober for several days and not finding it fun while everyone else is getting pissed
(i'm not even remotely patriotic or royalist, i've just been sober for several days and not finding it fun while everyone else is getting pissed
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:18,
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If it's any consolation,I've had a raging hangover all day and wish I'd been sober for a few days, too.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:31,
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^ True, same with Fall/Autumnand their pronunciation of lieutenant and spelling of jail makes more sense too.
Having said that their pronunciation of laboratory is cock. Well, not literally, but you know what etc etc
(Having said that their pronunciation of laboratory is cock. Well, not literally, but you know what etc etc
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:10,
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Indeed.Mother Tongue by Bill Bryson has lots more examples too.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:13,
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"Police Squad"or did they change the title for the Netherlands?
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:55,
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I don't think mediocre calling it quest was because he's DutchI'm assuming it was just him misremembering, like the silly billy he is
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:22,
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WTF??? Are you disagreeing with me over a trivial point on a bulletin board?Trying to drum up more material for your museum, no doubt. You absolute rotter.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:27,
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You leave miss aloneor she'll send her nasty spiders after you!
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:31,
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My reputation is becoming ever more bizarre
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:44,
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It's alright, surely nobody else would notice. RedHouse over yonder,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 22:04,
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i feel a bit out of touch with all this, i recognise the referencesbut i have no idea what computer game it's from
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:04,
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First one's Half Life, and the second one is Portal. :) Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:06,
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Get yourself The Orange BoxThe best twelve quid I ever spent
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:41,
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^This.You very rarely get 5 EXCELLENT games for so little. Was gutted when my disc broke. D:
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:42,
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Sounds goodI did the original Half-Life, then DOOM3. Since then my gaming just got darker and darker so I didn't continue the series.
Anyone played Amnesia- The dark descent?
(Anyone played Amnesia- The dark descent?
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 17:31,
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As Bourbon Fox said it is Half Life and PortalI'd kind of just assumed everyone on the internet would have played Half Life
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:35,
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at first I though it was shaved sheep with their heads up their own arses, then headlice, then halflife the second one looks like a gay version of hellraiser
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:17,
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My little pony Hellraiser FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:24,
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Generally sheep with their heads up their own arses is quite far down my list of things to draw
(
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:37,
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Thanks to MadAxe for the link to some fine monarchal images
joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:45,
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"when one said one wanted proof, this isn't exactly what one had in mind" Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:51,
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"One said one wanted her head on a plate, now one has blood on one's gloves!"
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:00,
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"Out, out, damned Spot!""Philip, Spot the corgi's left a present on the persian rug again."
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:15,
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Shakespeare books for 5 year olds"Out, out, damned Spot, Run Spot Run, See Spot Run"
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:37,
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i'm a big fan of fun with dick and jane, myself Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:03,
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catflap yourself Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:33,
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'wonders how to achieve this' FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:35,
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if you ever figure it out, film it and show us all the results Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:37,
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One one one oneone one one
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:08,
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:10,
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One can feck offLet me know when it's all over; I'm going back to bed
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:40,
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Get your arse to Mars!EDIT: As Frankie Boyle said on Twitter: The rain is Diana's tears. :P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:12,
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:DIs Di's head about to explode, as some kind of posthumous revenge?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:26,
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posthumous?That's how I get my dips sent to me online.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:29,
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I can't work out why they had her head shaved joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:30,
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The rasp of stubble on his anal wall brings him to orgasm quicker.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:34,
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Gaz us who you are on FB.I can't find you.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:30,
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We feel like cheap bash floozies!:O riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:34,
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nothing new there, then ;D Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:35,
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Can I feel a cheap bash floozy?Please
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:48,
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maybe next may Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:52,
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I'm hardly ever on there these daysI think about the most recent thing on my wall is someone wishing me Happy Birthday last October.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:41,
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Gaz us anyway. You'll get an b3ta influx:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:46,
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that sounds incredibly filthy Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:47,
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remember and post pictures of babies, and tell us what you had for breakfast Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:21,
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pfft Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:27,
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facebook is brilliantit helps me to discover which of my friends really are tragic sad cunts who i need to stop hanging out with
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:35,
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Can I be your facebook friend, riverghost? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:18,
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Oh Liz Two what have you done?!!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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mirror, mirror, on my headdoes charles really want me dead?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:46,
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THe sad thing is I'd pre cut the hat waiting for a good live photo:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:50,
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i can well believe itthat is a truly monstrous hat
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:52,
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raise your jubblys in salute
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:03,
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for the first time in far too many yearswe have jubblies in the freezer.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:11,
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fuck, it's quiet in here todayis everybody busy celebrating, or have you all got hangovers? don't tell me it's because you've got lives to lead, because i know that's a lie
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:41,
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They're all out enjoying the good weather
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:42,
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yeah, you can't beat a good summertime drizzle Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:46,
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i'm recovering from hypothermia after going out on my bike for three hours
basic error, i should have realised that being june, it's the seaon for full winter gear
(basic error, i should have realised that being june, it's the seaon for full winter gear
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:18,
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i'm sitting in a swelteringly hot kitchenafter having cooked a full sunday roast that i can't eat. this may cause me to break my jubilee sobriety vow.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:33,
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Looks like she's about to do a line
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:45,
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off a corgi(complete with stray hairs and fleas)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 16:27,
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Bela Lugosi is watching you procrastinate. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:27,
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If we're going for movie postersmedia.zenfs.com/en-GB/blogs/ukiemovies/poster_6.jpg
If Drive had been made in the 50s. This movie would have been fucking awesome.
(If Drive had been made in the 50s. This movie would have been fucking awesome.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:23,
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Maybe people would have said words.
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:33,
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Makes me wonder what the soundtrack for Drive in the 50s would have been.Because Drive's was amazing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8&ob=av2e
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8&ob=av2e
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:48,
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he looks like he's micro-thrusting a small animala frog or something
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:39,
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Haha!I have not encountered the term "micro-thrusting" before
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:41,
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you love it up you :D
(
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:44,
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You should try it, it's awesome :D
(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:11,
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Oh gawd I'm gonna have to kill againNicely :)
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 15:33,
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that's not picadilly i fear this image has been photoshopped.
photoshopped i tells ya D:
(photoshopped i tells ya D:
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:13,
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Photoshopped images on b3ta, whatever next? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:16,
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what the fuck are all you people doing on my myspace pagefuck off :(
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:17,
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Oh, shut the hell up, n00b
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:19,
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*wanks furiously*
(
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:19,
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It just occurs to meWhen Maggie bites the big one, I want to see the British people 'spontaneously' crying in the streets, just like Kim Jong-il.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:14,
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Not up north; we'd all probably have a party. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:18,
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Fuck that.I've signed up to Gnomey's excursion.
We're going to clog dance on the bitch's grave.
:D
(We're going to clog dance on the bitch's grave.
:D
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:24,
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I think you may be about to find out what it's like to want.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:25,
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I think Maggie's already deadbut they don't want to tell us because they know that half the country will erupt in an orgy of grave-dancing and headstone-pissing, so they're just marching her corpse around like a marionette.
( boris the spider,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:29,
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It will be quite interesting to see what happens
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:36,
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1) there'll be moderate uproar as the taxpayer foots the bill for a state funeral2) some minor celebrations in grim northern places where they eat tripe and shit
3) a few programmes on the Beeb about her life and legacy with interviews with posh people
4) b3ta will be flooded by Zombie Thatcher type images
5) everyone bored with it all a week later
6) isthatcherdeadyet is de-registered
(3) a few programmes on the Beeb about her life and legacy with interviews with posh people
4) b3ta will be flooded by Zombie Thatcher type images
5) everyone bored with it all a week later
6) isthatcherdeadyet is de-registered
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 14:57,
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In Soviet PiccadillyJubilee celebrates YOU
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 3 Jun 2012, 13:28,
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