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#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Spooooooooon-Guuaaaaaaaaaard!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Good call.
{:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:17, archived)
# butt plugs in space
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Sorry


I not only need the eye bleach but, my arse is trying to hide.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:52, archived)
# you mean you're hiding one up your arse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:14, archived)
# It may never open again.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:32, archived)
# When Dan Aykroyds go bad
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)
# *downs a pint of Sex Menace*
*complies*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Oi!
that was my pint
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Gayliens*
*word invented by atomic; all rights reserved.2012
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)
# I see you've been laying the groundwork for some time:
www.google.co.uk/search?q=gayliens&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:57, archived)
# I can't wait to receive all those checks in the mail.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Woe betide the website that uses the word "gayliens" without permission!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:12, archived)
# The Space Klan
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:57, archived)
# If they're not probing, they're "tagging" crops.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:00, archived)
# so they can monitor their breeding patterns and/or criminal behaviour
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:08, archived)
# TEEF!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Bahahahaha!
B3ta's certainly perked up recently, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Most WOO sir!!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:50, archived)
# shut up, giant sperm
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I've been collecting the new special edition Olympics 50p coins. Here's my favourites so far...
Cat chewing on a leccy cable, man getting knocked over in Lidls car park and Noel Edmonds spitting all his teeth into a beaker.
(Frank Beowulf, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:28, archived)
# cracking
my kittens died like that (run over by a taxi, driven by a naked Noel Edmonds whilst chewing a live electrical cable)
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:08, archived)
# I would collect these
great work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Olympic coin pea

*nods to The Coast Of Yemen for original art*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:19, archived)
# *sighs* if only...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:22, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:56, archived)
# You too can have a-hole in your pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Fuck yes!
I want a cat coin.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:23, archived)
# hahahaha
Best thing in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:42, archived)
# The Royal Mint
could do with people of your calibre
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Nice hatstandery.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:26, archived)
# This damn near made me laugh my anus into muy lungs.
It also formed the stupidest joke/gag/thought in my head in ages.
My favourite personal image to make me laugh is now Noel Edmonds spitting his teeth into a jar after me whacking him repeatedly on the back of the head with a 12" purple hard rubber cock.
Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
I liked this so much that I had to click like twice (second on Facebook). Look at all those reasonably priced Lidl food articles fly, great work!
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Oh that's wonderfully nonsensical!
Top Drawer!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 2:02, archived)
# It's almost lunchtime... Anyone for a pint of 'Chest Wound'?
(Frank Beowulf, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)
# pint of sex menace please barkeep
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Sex Machine should have a white dildo handle?
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:30, archived)
# It should have a Freudian slip
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:48, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Mmmmm!
Second best thing in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:43, archived)
# ha ha
is this you?
www.thefoulmouthedcunt.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Yes. That's my establishment :)
However to celebrate our recent violation of Facebook's terms of service
were in the process of changing our name to 'The Foul Mouthed Count'.
But we'll still be keeping 'The Foul Mouthed Cunt' web address for old times sake.


(Frank Beowulf, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:24, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:39, archived)
# splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Barclays Bob Diamond trumped
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:19, archived)
# I like this!
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Very good indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:43, archived)
# this needs another reply
so here it is. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Does that look strangely like goatse to anyone else?
No? Probably just me.
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:02, archived)
# shirley...
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)
# is that Frankie Boyle in the hat?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:04, archived)
# all i could think of was this
so i made it
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:37, archived)
# FNAR
better, clevererrer
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Me likey
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:30, archived)
# :D
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:56, archived)
# bit shorts for a stormtrooper
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)
# "Say goodbye to my little bonus??"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Nice one Q!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:48, archived)
# yup!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:41, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha
needs more magenta!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Alexander Lukashenko in Venezuela


Europe's last dictator went to visit certifiable crazy man Hugo Chavez, the nutjob's nutjob head of state. And in a move that was beyond creepy, he took his seven year old son Joffrey, er... Nikolai. Was I the only one who saw this picture in my head like this?

(Answer: probably).
(SonofRojBlake, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Valar Morghulis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Valar Dohaeris
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Winter is coming... Motherfuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Lukashenko
looks a bit like my old Latin teacher, with a hint of Martin Heidegger.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Perhaps he IS your old Latin teacher, with a hint of Martin Heidegger.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:01, archived)
# *puts on tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:51, archived)
# And they were all having such a lovely time.

Shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Gooooooooooooooooooood!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Star Worz
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Haha!
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Ning Whato!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Shuriken!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:31, archived)
# \O/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Star Trek Wars
Don't tell George - he'd probably fuck it up even more.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Takei, or Lucas?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha

Made this nonsense years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Love the Blaster! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:00, archived)
# How many years ago? heehee

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:05, archived)
# haha
God, I can't remember, 4, 5, 6? Great minds and fools!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:09, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Thor_sonofodin?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
Grand
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Texturetastic
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Send that to Takei's facebook
With a tag Or someone else will knick it!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Hehehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Seriously!
He has been putting up hundreds of Star Trek Wars pictures (and he has millions of likes. ..)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 17:41, archived)
# *rinses*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:38, archived)
# :D
I was going to say something else there, but I shall run to Photoshop instead....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:39, archived)
# *waits patiently*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:56, archived)
# as I just said on tw@tter, the height of my understanding of this news story is:
"he looks like Frank Spencer there" :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Pfft
I still only ever pop onto Twitter to see what's upsetting the world at that particular moment, or to post a picture.
It has yet to grab my testicles and demand to become my latest time sink, but I can fully understand its global appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:30, archived)
# likewise
I guess we're not as big attention seekers as we thought :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:43, archived)
# I'd still rather kick open the doors at the BBC, do a really good forward roll, then throw excellent scripts in all directions.
Maybe wear a cloak, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 10:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:16, archived)
# His shit-eating grin isn't quite so wide, this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:51, archived)
# this was taken back when he used to be nicer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:25, archived)
# As good as I am angry
and I'm very angry.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 11:21, archived)
# likes
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 2:25, archived)
# I <3 Twiglets

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 2:29, archived)
# Nice pic! \o/
I had to make something to push this shit down.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 2:32, archived)
# That's what HE said!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 2:37, archived)
# Ha ha! Third time this week.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 3:15, archived)
# a little monster movie?
alla: www.imdb.com/title/tt0046876/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 2:43, archived)
# A big monster and a little monster planning on eating the boat twiglet.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 3:19, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehDUE3OfVl0
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 3:23, archived)
# Nuclear Power! \o/-go Frank!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 3:48, archived)
# think i've mentioned it before
but this movie is *really* awesome:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0114728/
"it's a witch, drown her!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 3:52, archived)
# Yeah, I put on a great performance in those clips. ;D
(that trailer sucked though)
listen to this instead:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oH8u9PxWJo&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 3:56, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftNfZF7QpEo
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 4:07, archived)
# I did a shop for this song, but it has disappeared (oh well)*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TIVAMehnxM&feature=related
See ya's... o/
*edit: found it: www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=montana+zappa
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 4:26, archived)
# aaahhh, now i remember,
must be alzheimer's lite
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 4:38, archived)
# One more thing:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCNRgfkeWXs&feature=related
That is all. o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 4:50, archived)
# row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream...

oops, shit, forgot my oars,
now it's time to scream
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 2:47, archived)
# 10-4
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyDIKsHzddY
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 2:57, archived)
# Shit's Creek
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 3:18, archived)
# Truly a story of grit and determination,
A story of keeping your upbeat attitude when every attempt seems doomed to fail,
A story that no matter how unlikely your dream, you must show determination!
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 3:14, archived)
# What does 'upbeat' mean?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 3:21, archived)
# yay :D
more twig stuff

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 5:39, archived)
# YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 5:52, archived)
# Great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:23, archived)
# *looks around*
Not so much as a reply for hours. Where is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 9:37, archived)
# I don't blame them.
v...looks down....v
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:23, archived)
# now this is fucking freaky


Click for bigger (468 kb)

a friend of mine did this one
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
# don't laugh man
it starts with laughter... then you realise
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
#
youtu.be/O5DctAmYVYU
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 1:06, archived)
# PERFECT PHI SPIRAL 1.618... what a shit
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:55, archived)
# ahhhhhh it all makes sense now
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
# meanwhile
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:57, archived)
# did that really happen, FUCK
NOW
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)
# You seem not to know Vatileaks
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
# You two are just made for each other
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:16, archived)
# i thought they were the same person
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:20, archived)
# they are
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 6:08, archived)
# heh, i knew it was only a matter of time
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
# I swear, I can smell it, really!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)
# LOGarithmic spiral
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:34, archived)
# helloenceladushowareyou?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# verywellthankyou
ijustgotbackfromfilmthenbeerthencurrywithfriends.

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:56, archived)
# wifeawaysoeggandchipsforteayumyum
windingdownforholidaysnowhooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Are the two facts connected?
I hope she's not depriving you of fried food - that's inhumane.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 0:11, archived)
# I've been looking for a suitable thread for this


I still am reduced to tears looking at this guy's mug shot
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)
# VOTE CRASHWANK !!!
presidential bid 2012
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
# Haha
That snarl should do it for him
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:05, archived)
# The public love a fella who can wank, take heavy drugs, drink and crash at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 0:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Having just watched Mock the Week
It seems he's borrowed that facial expression from Hugh Dennis
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
he looks like a hobbit when the hair's really low
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:36, archived)
# why is it freaky?
it only conforms to the spiral along a very small part of its length
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:00, archived)
# I have not invented the poo, but I use it, misuse it, ... a lot, ... every day!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:03, archived)
# 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:02, archived)
# 55,89,144,...
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# 233, 377, 610...
EDIT: ...and amazingly this is my 1000th post!

*takes clothes off and searches for camera*



EDITEDIT: Can't find camera. Will this do?

Will do it for real when I get to 10000!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Stanley Kubrick
died 666 days before january the 1st 2001
edit: nice pic
3.bp.blogspot.com/-6rHOGYjm5NE/TfCT3yjZ__I/AAAAAAAAEFA/R1xwaUeSa8k/s1600/Kubrick+Stanley+Selfportrait+1949.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 1:00, archived)
# You're Pope at shit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Yep, maths is everywhere
- by definition, really. If a shit didn't conform to some law of nature or other, that would be more surprising.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:41, archived)
# well, shit
(1.618..., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
# hehe - thought this might be up your street
(the maths part, not the shit part)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] actually

as I believe theyre due to announce.
(1.618..., Tue 3 Jul 2012, 0:37, archived)
# Fibre + Nachos
= Fibonacci
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 0:12, archived)
# fisher king class
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 3 Jul 2012, 0:35, archived)
# Oh, poo.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 1:03, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 2:25, archived)
# AXCD
excrement
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:20, archived)
# can you comment like a 'tuber?


man this shit is awesome
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Mr Lizard is really Tony Blair?
!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)
# he's the leader of the blairs
what a cunt
(profanity When I say business, I mean business., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# REPTILE WINS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT LIBERALS GETTING FREE HEALTHCARE OUT OF EVERYONE ELSES TAX DOLLARS CAUSES
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Hai Dave Dees
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Ninja Edit courtesy of SKUG
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
# oh your what?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:21, archived)
# My mighty heart is breaking
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Your mighty heart is breaking what?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# 2012 london oylmics logo?
edit: thats exactly how i saw it!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Thar be ninjas!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# where do I get tickets for this event?
and where is it being held?

EDIT: aha! I see it is being held by the shaft
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# reminds me a bit of '4mations' the channel4 animation season from the mid-nineties
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZS3Ogi6cwI
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)
# it doesn't remind of this animation:
www.nfb.ca/film/cosmic_zoom
but i watched it many times ages
ago and was euphorically excited
when i found it on that site...
(it has lots of fine old stuff)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# i had such a boner for NFBC when i was younger
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)
# !?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Oh my
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Jolly good show!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:27, archived)
# haha - the opening ceremony
plans are really taking shape...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] DONE!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# haha
lord of the ringpiece
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)
# alpaca, YOU are a genius!
I've discovered THIS on your profile page: www.b3tards.com/u/223fffe836ec818c3ab0/palpatinemobile.jpg ... and I love it! GREAT!!!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Fake! No Pope
Who are you and what have you done with imchocked?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
# you don't see the big picture
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# thank teh precious for that
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Found this in the comedy hardware store
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Blued Tac?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)
# you totally nailed it
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# After all those jokes he he used to tell about greedy rich people
I wonder if he'll change tack now
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)
# haha...
the whole affair is pretty tacky, really.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# hello everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)
# also,
Toilet Dick.

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:11, archived)
# haha
i can't quite believe i hadn't thought of that :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Dongmestos
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)
# HarPrick
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Wang! And the dirt is gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Clit Wang?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Thanks Nullo!

Don't use all those 750ml at once now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:11, archived)
# *in with a clit bang*
*out with the fresh scent of cuntymint*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:25, archived)
# so i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:26, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# QUACK
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)
# For Commercial and Industrial use only?
Hooo BOY! You got the GOOD STUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:34, archived)
# it get all the way round the rim
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)
# I've got some in my eye.
What do I do?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)
# i just need to kick you in the shin
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Nnnnnrrgrrrgrgggggg
Good stuff!

Sorry to TJ but does anyone have any experience with Greasemonkey scripts? I'm trying to write one to block wikipedia but despite it looking like the most basic thing in the world to do I can't get the damn thing to work :/
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Need to have it turned on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
#
Yeah, I did think of that. I've got another script installed that works fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)
# haha - for those hard
to reach areas...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:54, archived)
# FuckBleach!
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Evening all!
Think they're on to something with this one...
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:32, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Get that fistful of cancer here!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)
# This is good.
I thought you should know.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Ta all
having one of those draggedawayfromthelaptopforacoupleofhours evenings
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Come on, kids - get smoking!
All your friends are doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
# I'll have 2 packs!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 3 Jul 2012, 0:37, archived)

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