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[challenge entry] Compo!
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Leap, tiny bear!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:44, archived)
# "HOE'S PIPE BAN IN FORCE"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
#
I did think about doing one with the shark helipcoper
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Take2!
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Invisible ankles!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Chuck No Wrists sister
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Hover woman is floating.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:41, archived)
#
Ooops :$ didn't notice that before - thats crap isn't lol
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Is that why there are so many ripples under her arse?
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:50, archived)
#
The idea was that it was her actually squatting to take a leak but it hasn't really worked out right.
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Ancient Yoga technique of the continuous fart.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Another candleperson!
Don't ignite her emissions!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] and in a galaxy far, far away..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:07, archived)
# No feeding the sharks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:12, archived)
#
I like the idea challenge this week its different and also very funny
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:16, archived)
# YOU'RE very funny
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:17, archived)
# your mums fanny
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:26, archived)
# I approve of this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha! great!
although, that shark is going to get progressively pissed off when he realises there is a mustard deficit on those dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:45, archived)
#
:O)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Moar mustard!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:45, archived)
# mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Clean up on Aisle 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)
# kill shark with unhealthy diet
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:54, archived)
# haha! he's holding out for the girl :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:04, archived)
# this is an image from the future
Support the scotland! cum in tim!

(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 5:06, archived)
# OH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 6:04, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 6:33, archived)
# oh.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 7:53, archived)
#
All seems above board..... carry on

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Tour de Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 11:30, archived)
# astounding!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 8:58, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 8:58, archived)
# I have nothing more to add to this

/edit: thanks all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 9:03, archived)
# Happy wax sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Oof, feeling proper old now
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:03, archived)
# birth birth birth birth
good one!
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:02, archived)
# happy congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:21, archived)
# happy candles !! : D
i presume you invented candles?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:23, archived)
# I invented them on my first b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Happy Candlemadan

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 11:48, archived)
# merry day of candlenessmas
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:11, archived)
# ooo moar candles :D
congratulations, you must be proud
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Happy B3taday, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Happy candles!
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Happy candl3 you Dutch inventor you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 15:35, archived)
# this has everything
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:20, archived)
# more like
YOU HAVE EVERYTHING!

love you x
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:27, archived)
# this is better than any tennis I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:32, archived)
#
Any post is better than any tennis you've ever seen, even this one!

(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:28, archived)
# so true
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:43, archived)
# that explains one ore more incidences of things requiring explanation in this instance.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:51, archived)
# BITSCH BETTA REKONIZE!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 11:29, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 12:38, archived)
# arts
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:52, archived)
# win win :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 2:48, archived)
# Now that's Pod Racing!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 3:01, archived)
# now do a 3D version
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 3:31, archived)
# So you like pod racing do you.
I bet you'd like to race my pods, wouldn't you, you dirty fecker.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 3:45, archived)
# needs more ? and !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 3:56, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 3:58, archived)
# I'd like to not only race them
but rub those pods with other pods

maybe after they've both been smeared in pod juice

oh yeah, that's good

oh yeah... pods rubbing pods with podfluid

it's like ancient Greece, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Boom
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 3:55, archived)
# shake shake shake the room
tick tick tick tick boom !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 4:01, archived)
# In two days
you'll have been signed up for 4 years, 4 months, and 4 days. You should plan some kind of celebration.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 4:02, archived)
# what 4 ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 4:05, archived)
# I have to be honest I wasn't really prepared for that question.
I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 4:09, archived)
# no 4thought mofaha
I'll go with no reason, seems popular.
watch this space for triple4 celebration.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 4:18, archived)
[challenge entry] *something about tennis*
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:58, archived)
# tick
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:01, archived)
# sunshine elephant would
and so would i
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:03, archived)
# she would crush your hips with a meer flex of her manthighs
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:18, archived)
# happy days
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Crikey
Centre court has seen better days
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:11, archived)
# ^ this
I really ought to check other comments before posting
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Wimbledon's looking a bit shit, they ought to bring back the Wombles
nice work, how did you get that kid to leave the picture ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:14, archived)
# I asked him politely.
Then I removed him with force when he refused to comply.
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!!
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:40, archived)
# haha I would have bribed him with comics and a bottle of fizzy pop
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:44, archived)
# Last time I offered comics and fizzy pop to a child...
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:51, archived)
# they pulled a knife and stole your wallet ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:57, archived)
# Not quite.
But you came close with stabbing notions.
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Sun 8 Jul 2012, 1:00, archived)
# Norris Johnson


Help me out b3ta: I have a bottle of tequila and no idea what to mix it with to stop it tasting revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:30, archived)
# lots of ice and orange juice.
Splash of grenadine, more if you want to nuke the tequila taste completely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Winner!
No grenadine, but with orange juice it's just about tolerable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:41, archived)
# You're basically drinking a tequila sunrise, without the sunrise.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Shut up Mu
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:48, archived)
#
‽
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:52, archived)
# dont make us come up there .......:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:00, archived)
# salt & lemon
there's a reason people slam tequila
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:33, archived)
# In bars, maybe
But I'm looking for something more refined. Cos I'm classy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
# gin, vodka, rum, triple sec and a sour mash, splash of coke, sorted
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Good thinking
Although I'm gonna have to do a bit of shopping first. That's half a drinks cabinet right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:53, archived)
# down the plughole with half a fairy liquid
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)
# you make it more revolting by licking salt and sucking lemon
BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Revolting? Nooooo.
The salt and lemon/lime thing actually works. You'll be wondering if you really like it and by the time you figure it out you'll be drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:40, archived)
# I do like it. it's a bit of an ordeal, but enjoyable
like a vindaloo or something
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Just drink more
then you won't care how it tastes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:36, archived)
# I'm normally at that stage on nights out by the time tequilas loom on the horizon
But I made the mistake of buying a bottle for home abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# *voila*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_Iced_Tea
edit: or: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq6iEKVLzWY
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Pretty much what mongy said there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:38, archived)
# i must be on block mu, sadtimes
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)
# I'M NOT \O/ WINRAR
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# man do you have me on ignore? :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)
# sorry man!
no, i do not
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:41, archived)
# no offence
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# just thought
that the drink deserved to be mentioned if it's not known
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:44, archived)
# I just want to say a few words of support for you right here mongy.
Always great banter from you. And never any offence. Terrible bullying of you right here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# erm...
"Terrible bullying of you right here"
??
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:57, archived)
# why are you bullying me, come on man, i'm having enouhg of it at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:02, archived)
# i'm just puzzled if i am
which i think i'm not
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Stop picking on mongychops!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:16, archived)
# hæhæh
10-4
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:17, archived)
# I do
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# et tu bluto
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:03, archived)
# fucking hell, Kaiser!
are you back here now?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Lime juice and sugar.
Serve chilled with ice, or chuck the whole mix into an ice-cream maker for 20 minutes if you've got one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Some kind of Mexican mojito?
No lime in at the moment, might try it with lemon juice instead though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:59, archived)
# poor the fucking stuff down the sink
and get some decent booze
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)
# tsk, it is a great mixer
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Fucking hell micto
pull yourself together man.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# I don't care what it tastes like, treating any booze like that is sacrilige.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
# And admit defeat? No way.
This stuff is getting drunk, no matter how many funny faces I have to pull while drinking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Ginger beer and mint.
I think it might be called a dirty sanchez, but I may be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Apparently that barman was lying to me. Its not.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
# that sounds good
all this tequila talk is making me thirsty
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:45, archived)
# I nearly bought some ginger beer the other day n all
Maybe next time!

Tried it with dandelion & burdock the other day. Not recommended.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:48, archived)
# wank and shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:59, archived)
# No way
I'm saving that up for the gravy for the Sunday roast.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Reading this is just making me want to have at the tequila in the cupboard, at room temperature and undiluted.
Mmmmmm: Tequila.

Maybe the problem is your brand choice. I'll settle for Cuervo (I happen to have some here) but prefer to have Sauza Silver or better of course.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Everyone loves bollocks on-a-stick...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
# I love boollocks on-a-stick
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
# New from Hasbroo
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:08, archived)
# I prefer stick on bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:22, archived)
# it's ok because the bollocks are attached to the stick
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)
#
Hasbro
BLAMMO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Finally!
My dreams of long-range teabagging can come true!

THANKYOOU HASBROO
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:46, archived)
#
Teabag was quite fit when I was ten...
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Yays XD

(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 5:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)
# You know, I don't think I have even seen this person outside of b3ta
I hate tennis
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:42, archived)
# uh huh huh
he said 'juice'
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Eek!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# They're too well-made
To the point where they're just fucking terrifying :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Been away working for a bit
Have I missed anything

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# i like that tie
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# tbh I've got a very similar one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Your all gray.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:28, archived)
# you didn't complain last night
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Of couse not, you're enormous.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)
# just looks like a nice tie, i think this is some homophobic thing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:19, archived)
# How long have you been gone? Did you witness Moggy's last stand?
I was thinking about you today, when I went past some old boarded-up water tower, and wondered what it was like on the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Moggys last stand?
I saw a rant about coptercat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Moggy got banned, that's all
Other than that, /board has been quiet, with sometimes no gayshift posts at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:52, archived)
# ah well school holidays are coming up which is always amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# The Silly Season
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Hell yeah
bring it on
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:14, archived)
# What's that twat been up to now?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)
# kettle
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# This :)
(herman:D, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha, take that you FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Hahahahaahahahaha
It was THAT bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:23, archived)
# It's what I'd do
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Bring out the ass-cannon
That's the way I'd like to die. Prolly have to use a double-high coffin to contain my (dead) stiffy.
(DickTater is feeling a bit peckish, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Damn, it was getting good...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 2:55, archived)
# You've missed lots of Fifty Shades Of Gray parodies
but yours is woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# I like your font matching algorithm.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 0:57, archived)
#
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Now, if he had a row of flowers behind him, and the text said "Chuck Florist"
then I would understand this
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:57, archived)
# I've just noticed that he has no wrists
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
# is it that hard to notice?
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# I think it's because he's holding a book
it looks like a really bad novelist pun
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:11, archived)
# well that is terribly sad
I thought this was the perfect pun
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:13, archived)
# what are those little red flap things on his cuffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
# the white spot is the bone
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)
# shouldn't there be a radius AND an ulna?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)
# The perfect pun? That just idealism
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:19, archived)
# The little red flappy things
make it hard to see what's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
#
i do not understand what is hard to understand here. the only thing that is illogical is the fact that the hands are floating in the air
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)
# you have inadvertently created comedy gold here
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK
fuck
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)
# No no! It's *good*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
# my stomach hurts and the tears are streaming
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
# HIS CUFFS
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Those little red flap things on his cuffs also look eerily like wrists with the hands cut off
So it looks like his hands have been cut off but are hovering in mid-air still.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Oh hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# aren't wrists the area which joins the hand to the arm?
No wrist.
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Oh, I see..
they're not red flap things at all are they? That's what I thought as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Yeah, and the white bits look like buttons...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Exactly
Rolled up sleeves with red button-down flappy wrist band things.

I just couldn't figure out why.

Once you see it though, it's like one of those duck/rabbit, oldwoman/youngmaiden, twofaces/vase things innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Maybe someone should manufacture a shirt with them on
Then you could fool your friends into thinking you had no wrists. It would be a bit like one of those nail-through-the-finger things you get in joke shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] FTW....
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:04, archived)
# A rather oriental looking Jonesy there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:06, archived)
# it's funny because it's...
err...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Umm....
Errrr....
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:11, archived)
# egads that's horrifying!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:16, archived)
# he looks like he's been spanged...hard
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Truly...
got walloped by the Spang-o-matic...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
# I think I know who did it
www.b3ta.com/board/10802756
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:47, archived)
# ^THis :)
(herman:D, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
# There! I knew Smashy's knitting was a racket.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Phoooooooooooooooone
Hoooooooooooooooooooome....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Whoa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 22:17, archived)
# love the detail on the racket
this is good and gets clickies
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(herman:D, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:58, archived)
# FUCKLYMPICS
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck :)


Click for bigger (266 kb)
(herman:D, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:01, archived)
# also, is that the actual size of the olympic torches?!
you could sweep chimneys with them...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:03, archived)
# :) Requires its proper theme toon:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYJzcUvS_NU
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Yummy yummy, slurpy slurpy...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:41, archived)
# :)
99
(herman:D, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:54, archived)
# That's him pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:56, archived)
# it's the simple things...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:57, archived)
# yummy yummy indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:04, archived)
# you just want to lick his head!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)
# it's an icebrylcreme
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
# he's paid lots of lolly to advertise it
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:52, archived)
# even less reason :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Spoiler alert for Prometheus 2!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:28, archived)
# He utters the word "Uh-goo-hah" over and over and over
Why? We'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:33, archived)
# coz he's eely badly animated :D
youtu.be/OmC8iSxKTbc
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Jaws are tricky

(There was a reason for this, originally)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:49, archived)
# ahaha scary!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:05, archived)
# :D
cumonmurray
(herman:D, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:53, archived)
#
murray
tim
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:49, archived)
# nope, haven't a scuba :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] and why not.......
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:06, archived)
# SERR-PANNNGGGG!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:16, archived)
# I can't think of a reason
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Serena Simpson?
Still would though, a sturdy lass she is.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:35, archived)
# she's.. got.. hungrryy eyyess
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
She said Jehovah.
(gijoel, Sun 8 Jul 2012, 4:03, archived)
# Voyage to the FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Nice.
Coulda used a bit more contrast though?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Thanks
More contrast didn't look right. Freebase's face just has the wrong kind of crags. I think the main problem is the tones of grey, which I already messed with a fair bit, but decided the pic wasn't really worth spending too long over...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:20, archived)
# That's odd,
a similar formation has been spotted on Mars

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Well if that's not proof of an intelligent creator I don't know what is
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:21, archived)
# I'd have thought it was proof of a complete lack of intelligence
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:24, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:36, archived)
# just wondering
is there an original image of this face?
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Depends what you mean by original
This is the one most people use a source, although that's already been modified, because the original picture had part of his face obscured. The crafty b3tan Haku made the reconstruction.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:37, archived)
# thanks
knowing that the face was obscured, I don't want the original but the source instead
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:51, archived)
# yo
www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/freebase.jpg

that's what i've got as an original. how original it is, i don't know, but i think i pulled it straight from pbase when it was still up there
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:45, archived)
# comedy gold
I really don't get how some people don't find him funny
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:51, archived)
# I think he's proof that aliens walk amongst us
because I've tried to pull that gurn and it's quite impossible
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:52, archived)
# I often wonder if the poor guy has any idea what a huge celebrity he is on this site
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:56, archived)
# I'm pretty sure someone emailed him at some point
although how or if he replied, I don't know
Edit: Why not try him yourself? - www.facebook.com/J0NE5Y
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:59, archived)
# i've often wondered this. i hope he sees the funny side :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 19:01, archived)
# I certainly hope so
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 19:08, archived)
# he might take a wee tantrum

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 19:28, archived)
# hehehe.. love that one :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:26, archived)
# :D
this is one of my all time favourite freebases
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:58, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Freebase funtimes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 21:02, archived)
# aaarrgghh :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:27, archived)
# :D
FUcK
(herman:D, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley?


Click for bigger (109 kb)
Sorry if it's not quite the correct number of searchlights per outbuilding
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Corrr
A spurt like that could rip a hole in the ozone layer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)
# It's very virile
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# full of virus
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 17:47, archived)
# This was really one of those "Am I honestly the first to think of this?" moments.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I think he could do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 7 Jul 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I could rest my beer in that
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 7 Jul 2012, 17:14, archived)

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