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# 2012 volunteers getting in the spirit


(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)
# ha!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:11, archived)
# *snigger*
:D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:26, archived)
# It's rude to point
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Something about hairs
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:43, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid, apart from the missing pubes.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 3:52, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. IS b3ta DYING?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:43, archived)
# appears to be some kind of bell curve
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:44, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:10, archived)
# solve y = cock(x)
when x = balls
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:44, archived)
# CDC ECG FTW
:D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Diagnosis: Right Bullock Branch Block
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Diagnosis Todger
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Are you questioning my diagnosis!
How dare you.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Also, I'll have you know the ball-cock-ball complex is at least 10 pubs in duration.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:14, archived)
# I would suggest, Dr Cat, that we have some comorbidity here
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:41, archived)
# looks like someone got viagra instead of vicodin
what a cock up
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Magenta and 3 pubes per ball
everything is in order

woo!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:27, archived)
# hahahaha, lovely cockpulse
this is why it's dying
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Epic :D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Amazing!
I loved Another World, back when I had time for such things...
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:44, archived)
# my cousin used have it way back when, i was amazed by it.
all i had at that time was a c64
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:47, archived)
# I was on about this game on links a few weeks ago
The 15th anniversery edition for pc. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba8-SlkUIwc Its very good.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)
# haha, loved that game
played it recently on emulator
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:29, archived)
# This is brilliant
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Gawd, that's good!
*click*
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 1:00, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:36, archived)
# er...Doctor?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:29, archived)
# LOL, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Haha
Even i know it's Space 1999
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:44, archived)
# pfft, clearly 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Joe 90 ftw
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Excuse me, but Forbidden Planet surely...
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Ace film poster :D
anyways back to The Tomorrow People
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:03, archived)
# and by Tomorrow People, you of course mean Buffy the Vampire Slayer
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Phwoar
Fred in Angel ftw
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
# It's obviously...
...Space Patrol and she's Marla.
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Ever notice how Pixie Geldof and Anna Kournikova,,, meh, nevermind :D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:35, archived)
# *would
I dont know who's who, but the closed mouth one is nicer.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:47, archived)
# ^what she said
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:04, archived)
# ^THis
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)
# You know what this Sunday afternoon needs? Some police based puns...
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:01, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:05, archived)
# ...
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# ...
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:07, archived)
# and one more for luck
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:07, archived)
#
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# ^This. HARD.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
# *Spang*
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:27, archived)
#

(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Oof!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:30, archived)
# whoa
its in THREE-DEEE!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Yeah I did it a while ago this was my first attempt
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Raidoactive dildeau!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:55, archived)
# depleted uranium tipped
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Haha
It did occur to me when drawing this one that her breasts were rather large but I thought what the hell
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:25, archived)
# regulation b3ta size
if atomic's standard is anything to go by
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Definately a 9.9
on the punometer
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:48, archived)
# haha! it actually did make me laugh a bit
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:15, archived)
# I like the sergeants red hat.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha
spang!
(, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 1:17, archived)
# pffft
not heard this one before
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:47, archived)
#
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# :D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:10, archived)
# SPANG IT FROM ORBIT
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Spanging it BIG time

(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:33, archived)
#
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#
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# liking this spang
very "Rolf's Cartoon Club"
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Good anime :)
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Haha oh my
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Ants are big on water skiing.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:47, archived)
# No bridge.
Fake.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Awesome
Very well shopped :)
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:02, archived)
# But
will he jump the shark?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Weeeee
nicely done :)
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:15, archived)
# topshop, sir!
Back to quality b3ta, rather than rotating spack-GIFs
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Cheers all :)
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:55, archived)
# A different one of them things


still, no shark, no bridge.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Another notch on the "Why dragonflies are awesome" list
Toppshopp :)
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)
# they're wheeling out some quality old tat on TV, as per usual during the summer.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Can lava lamps walk up the stairs?
Coincidence? I think not.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:51, archived)
# also:-
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
# When Aintree is ashes...
You have my permission to become glue.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:57, archived)
# glue ?
Marion Cotillard is cooking dinner

/French stereotype
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:03, archived)
# DRAW-OFF: Animals in Sports
Formula Duck

(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Apollo Creed kitten

(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:32, archived)
# That is one hep cat.
Like!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha, great!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:36, archived)
# no point
punching him between the eyes
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:43, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:54, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Ha! that's quite scary.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:55, archived)
# haha, nice. Just seen your draw off 10 minutes ago, so I sped-shopped you a boxing gorilla!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:34, archived)
# First he's gonna beat you
and then he's going to love you.
Both will be painful.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] beach voleball
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Haha fuck!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:36, archived)
# I like the horrified expression
on its face.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Animal in Sport
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Ooh, lateral thinking there!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Did the same for Animals in Art
b3ta.com/board/10794202
It was going to be just Animal originally
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:41, archived)
# haha I nearly went with this
animal is always a great addition to any pic
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:40, archived)
# you shame us with your proper drawing skillz
well, you shame me

As your in Oz, is that Mark Webber-d feet ?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I wondered about Pastor Mallardonaldo
It's sad to see the level of desperation of the F1 TV presenters here when asking if Webber can still win this season.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Polecat?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:54, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Hai high jump kitty
compo it :D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:04, archived)
# roolympics
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:01, archived)
# The medal's in the bag/pouch!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Lully :)
reminds me of roast chicken for some reason
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Dammit I thought we were doing save b3ta :D

Ace duck prix btw :)
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:03, archived)
# ha ha ha kitty's titties have persuaded me
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Shitty Kittys Titties
must be obeyed
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 19:54, archived)
# brum brum,,,,

took me longer to do this than like to admit :), but whne i saw youre drawing had to do it
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Confused ? A guide to the London 2012
Opening ceremony


Click for bigger (250 kb)

(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Ha!
Osbourmort is pretty scary
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha
Boris with a pigs nose is Jamie Oliver!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Not the pub ! hahaha that will soon change
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:08, archived)
# you forgot the breakdancing Victorian Men
that shit was dope as fuck

i now firmly believe that the Victorian Elite spent their time STEPPING IT UP on the MEAN STREETS
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:21, archived)
# know what im sayin
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:22, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:29, archived)
#
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#
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#
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#
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#
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#
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#
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#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Broken now :(
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Oh Mu :(
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Why do I always break the nice things :(
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Humanism?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Inhumanism.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Half-an-hour until the draw-off.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:01, archived)
# I'd love to stick around for that
but I have a noo pooter which I'm about to set up, so will probably be offline for some time. Or maybe forever, who knows?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Good luck!
What's the OS?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Windows 7
Just spent two hours putting all my important stuff on a couple of USB drives. Everything else I've either got the discs or can download. Just hoping my internet still works on the other side. If not I might need to enlist some geek aid.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Crikey.
Maybe b3ta should open up a PO Box, so those with computer disasters can at least post in replies, which Rob then posts on the board.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Here's my computer disaster
can I have a router that isn't FUCKING SHITE.

That's all I need.

oh, and maybe a cheese and onion sandwich too.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:42, archived)
# TP-Link -- best cheap routers made
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Right, switching this PC off for what may be the last time
Here's some Talking Heads to play it out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtdBtZOG17E
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:34, archived)
# RIP PC
good luck DMPB
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:38, archived)
# WOW!
not veiny enough, but still pretty okay!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Phwoar
she can swing on my high bar anytime
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahaha! What a terrific thread! :D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:36, archived)
# At least a silver.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Wow
that's pretty cool
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:04, archived)
# I speak to you from the past.


Thanks to PaulP for the idea there!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:43, archived)
# XD time travel at it's best
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Bugger! Forgot to credit you for the idea there.
Hang on...
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Anyone up for a draw-off?
I'm up for another three hours. Suggestions for a subject?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Tough crowd.
Animals in sports?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:21, archived)
# i don't know
Kangaroo High Jump?

::NWOT::
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Sold! Animals in sports it is.
2.30 pm deadline?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:30, archived)
# not veiny enough, but still pretty okay!
/ac
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:33, archived)
# run before it destroys a demographic
/AC
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:18, archived)
# as a disease-ridden donkey-witch, i find your comment to be highly offensive
/AC
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:19, archived)
# get the straps
/ac
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Next week, she wraps that barbed wire round his cock.
/ac
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:31, archived)
# well, that's me spent
/ac
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I see we think along the same lines. This should disturb you.
/ac
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:37, archived)
# shakey batter lines
/ac
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
also /ac
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:27, archived)
# funny because it's true
/ac
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Draw off you say:D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:43, archived)
# YES!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:48, archived)
# SAVE B3TA FROM DYING!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Picture drawn and ready to go.
I SAVED B3TA.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Hand is borked
but could manage a scribble off :)
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Saucy.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:36, archived)
# hello
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Haha, helloooow
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:10, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:18, archived)
# STAN STAN, B3TA MAN
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Dammit
You didn't give me a chance to do my hair!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I did both mine.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:37, archived)
# I dont have any :(
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)
# i'll give you some of mine
*grabs bar of soap and tweezers*
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:35, archived)
# ning cap'n

b3ta is dying on its arse you know.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:54, archived)
# This is all the aces
please do a tea one :D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:00, archived)
# goes to make tea
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:03, archived)
# drink tea ! ITS FUCKING GREAT !
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Lovely!
Although coffee is far superior.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Lies! Tea is king :)
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:02, archived)
# “I don’t drink tea. I hate it. It is mud. Moreover it’s one of the reasons for the downfall of the British Empire.”
Ian Fleming, Goldfinger.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:07, archived)
# "Bond loathed and despised tea, that flat soft, time-wasting opium of the masses."
Thunderball
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:12, archived)
# :(
Gold Cunt
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:50, archived)
# The Man With The Golden Cunt
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:55, archived)
# 24 carat cunt
True facts: I used to work with Shirley Eaton's son
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:03, archived)
# 24 carrots? That's pretty flexibile.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Haha brilliant
have a clickie :D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Just because I've taken a few days off is no need to say B3ta is dying
I know I'm massively important but that's a little excessive.
I promise I'll pop in every now and then over the week
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:41, archived)
# More dying with its arse in the air,
feebly calling for a quick rogering before expiration.
I think it's how Rob would have wanted to go out.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:48, archived)
# I know.
Maybe a good thing, don't know.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:50, archived)
# is this all sarcasm
or are people really being all Mayan prophecy/tin hat mental?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 13:33, archived)
# fantastic
:D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
# I can actually hear that.
Yippee
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Sorry but I never smile this early in the morning
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:00, archived)
# yay! I have just clicked I like this on something and I have no idea wtf it was
haha


maybe I need a lie down.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:36, archived)
# I blame the time difference.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] A geek-friendly joke.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:36, archived)
# What's the cock-monster on the right?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:38, archived)
# I followed the link.
"The one on the right is a little more obscure. Itโ€™s a character called Alpha Centuri from the 1970s Doctor Who stories; โ€œThe Curse of Peladonโ€ and โ€œThe Monster of Peladonโ€ and one of my all-time favourite Doctor Who creatures."

And knowing is half the battle.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:41, archived)
# Good man/woman/thing
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:42, archived)
#
The one on the right is a little more obscene. Itโ€™s a character called Alphak Cunturi from the 1970s Doctor Who stories; โ€œThe Curse of Peeladongโ€ and โ€œThe Monster of Peeladongโ€ and one of my all-time favourite Doctor Who fantasies.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Dr Whore
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:18, archived)
# THE CURSE OF PAEDOLOB-ON
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I don't normally do the picture thing on b3ta, but you're still my favorite picture maker.
Alright NN?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:43, archived)
# 'lo
How's tricks?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Biro arts ftw
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Very cool, but how the hell did that dalek get on there?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:11, archived)
# They can levitate
being the supreme beings of the universe
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:18, archived)
# It won the bronze.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:19, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Stannah Stairlift
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Awesome
I would have been about one when the The Curse of Peladon was aired. I don't think my mum had a TV back then
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:22, archived)
# I was
five, but I still remember it really well!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Oh you're the same age as me
I remember it as well, vaguely.

Edit: Oh I do remember it now the walking one-eyed shower curtain
www.dailymotion.com/video/x9431v_the-monster-of-peladon-part-8_shortfilms
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:44, archived)
# That's the puppy!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:57, archived)
# B3TA IS DYING MAN!
DYING!

Like a dying grandson

A GRANDSON!!

This is awesome though.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:26, archived)
# My bad. Sorry.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:40, archived)
# You're done for, Cyberman
DONE FOR.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:30, archived)
# fantastic doodling!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:35, archived)
# awesome but how did the dalek get on the podium?
:)
*click*
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:38, archived)
# nings nobs

given up on this one.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:59, archived)
# a lot more menacing than the sink plunger attachment
compo it
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Don't give up...
that's awesome !
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:31, archived)
# ^ThIS
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:58, archived)
# ^That!
Hello.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Ha ha....
Excellent as always !
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Cracking work!
I'm very jealous of your drawing ability.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:55, archived)
# top stuff
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Excellent as always
My father-in-law was Ixta of the Aztecs, in Dr.Who 1964!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Nice arts
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)
# the logo looks like 2 K-9s giving blowjobs to daleks.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Awesome
*click*
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:10, archived)
# a Major Queen and HRH John


quick and dirty, not done a faceswap before
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 8:48, archived)
# I just had a ham sandwich
A HAM SANDWICH

(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:00, archived)
# hamtoucher
or were you gloved?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:04, archived)
# I touched it, repeatedly
I'd touch it again too

but I think it's in the toilet, mostly.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:26, archived)
# OH GOD
My grandson could have eaten that.

My GRANDSON.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)
# I also had the shits
THE SHITS!

Your grandson could have had the shits!

YOUR GRANDSON!!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Wotcher, John
He looks like a weird distant uncle of mine...
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 8:20, archived)
# he's on fire!
Raaa!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 8:57, archived)
# Is he a flamer?
I didn't think so.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:40, archived)
# I think this must be eight years old
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:25, archived)
# I was going to make a sausage casserole
but I don't have enough sausages

fuck

this is a bad scenario
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:38, archived)
# Just have casseroles.
Millions of tiny casseroles.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:27, archived)
# you're a genius!
or are you

are you simply... cunning?

HMMMMmmmmm
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:41, archived)
# A haunted doll!!!! Run for it.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:28, archived)
# Don't know what's creepier.
The doll, or where that hand is holding it.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:50, archived)
# I don't think it's holding it
I think it's impaled in it
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:52, archived)
# On what...?
Correct answer gets a call from the police and a lifetime's subscription to the sex offenders register.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:54, archived)
#
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/561241_10151988825020451_1776361957_n.jpg
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:39, archived)
# That is seriously wrong.
Ewwwwwww.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 8:48, archived)
# the hand that rocks the cradle
shakes it like a polaroid picture
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:05, archived)
# STOP KILLING B3TA!
4 EVA IN ARE HARTZ XXXX
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:38, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe

DROLE BEBE
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:13, archived)
# babbyshake
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:07, archived)
# It's only fucking sunday


I'm up so early after eating a kebab last night and my IBS kicking in a couple of hours ago

IBS is shit
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:12, archived)
# Internet Bandwagon Sunday?
Concorde was a beautiful thing. We'll not see anything that pretty flying again. Even Reaction Engines' Skylon doesn't look a patch on it.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:16, archived)
# I'd have said "Irritable Bowel Sunday",
but didn't want to appear flippant about something that uncomfortable.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:18, archived)
# it's the wifes fault
she went out on the piss and left me looking after the kids.
I had no boundaries and decided to go on a kebab rampage :(
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:20, archived)
# I merely get to look after ours
because the wife is 'poorly' with a mere sniffle, resulting in me doing all the housework and her staying in bed until midday.
Ah well, steak and sauteed potatoes tonight to look forward to. Cooked by myself, of course...
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:22, archived)
# steak and sauteed potatoes
I'll be lucky if there's a pot noodle in the house on a sunday (we order the shopping for mondays)
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:25, archived)
# that could be the most middle class thing I have ever typed
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:26, archived)
# I think the mentioning of noodles and the lack of food negates the middle classness.
Unless your children are called something like Jocasta or Persephone (irrespective of being male or female) you'll have difficulty regaining middle class.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:42, archived)
# we get the kids food separate to our food
so they still have a freezer full
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:44, archived)
# I did the shopping yesterday...
I bet the next time I'm ill, I'll get no sympathy at all.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:49, archived)
# it's not hard to click add favourites to cart
then pay XD
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:52, archived)
# Adelaide is a whole 25 years behind.
I'm amazed we can pay by card here.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:54, archived)
# Ouch
I went into a news agents over here a few days ago and was shocked that I couldn't pay by card
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:57, archived)
# The joke in other parts of Australia
is that the time difference between Sydney and Adelaide is 30 minutes and 30 years. This is one of the few places in the world with a half-hour time zone. Means that at the state border with WA, there's a 2hr30 time difference.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:02, archived)
# Do you ever drive over the time zone at 88mph
just to see what happens
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:05, archived)
# Pit lane speeding penalty?
I've never had a driving licence, but I shall recommend this idea to a friend.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:11, archived)
# -__-
My kids love that film.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:13, archived)
# the time difference between sydney and uk is about 30 years too
so you must be 60 years, and half an hour, in the past.
fuck!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 8:14, archived)
# IBS is shit
And then more shit
then shit
etc...
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:17, archived)
# then you stand up and realize it's not finished yet
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:18, archived)
# Like the Italian national anthem.
The Formula 1 drivers always look disheartened when it goes to the middle bit and they realise they have to stand there another few minutes.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:24, archived)
# Oooo Hungary today
The red bulls looked a bit off the pace yesterday
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:26, archived)
# Lovely, isn't it?
I know all the teams look to test the rules as far as they can, but Red Bull are just shifty.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:48, archived)
# and yesterday it came out that they could adjust the ride height on the fly
I just enjoy seeing Vettel having his little tantrums, I no longer care who wins as long as it isn't red bull
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:51, archived)
# As well as a covered-up investigation of their parc ferme tinkerings.
They've become the new Ferrarri.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:53, archived)
# the thing that gets me is the drivers for red bull aren't actually that good
Vettel can't pass anyone and Webber has been in the sport for years but until red bull no one had a clue who he was
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:56, archived)
# Vettel's highly amusing to watch when it's not going well.
Also, have you noticed in the last few races, when he's on the podium, the other drivers tend to keep their distance a bit?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:01, archived)
# I liked his excuse that Hamilton distracted him when he un-lapped himself
Maybe it was that distraction that caused him to overtake Button off the track

(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:04, archived)
# That was awesome.
Seeing the marshalls wondering if they should wave blue at him or not.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:14, archived)
# Funny looking sewer, there!
Is that why youre always hanging out in sewers, so you can have a shat when you want?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Leave Rebecca Adlington alone!
:D
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 9:45, archived)
# WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE B3TA
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 4:56, archived)
# It's no use. The silence has spread.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 5:19, archived)
# *SHOUTS*
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 5:32, archived)
# Hope springs eternal.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 5:46, archived)
# well, i wouldn't get too excited
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 5:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:00, archived)
# hold it together man!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:10, archived)
# maybe they're all out with their girlfriends having a good time
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 5:43, archived)
# Highly unlikely.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 5:47, archived)
# yeah right. sunday's my time with mrs me and mini me
the weekdays are for the girlfriend
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 5:51, archived)
# *shuffles haltingly*
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 5:45, archived)
# I am the voice actor of
WISE FROM YOUR GWAVE
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 5:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck it, compo entry.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:15, archived)
# I like this! The fellow above with the bad kebabs might be a good gunner. *click*
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:18, archived)
# A new meaning to "fouling the barrel"
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:21, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:23, archived)
# that's an interesting name for that weapon
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Google says it's very dull
An island radio call-sign and a pocket calculator.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:52, archived)
# MINCE!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Dear [[next of kin]]
We regret to inform you that [[deceeased]] was lost in action on [[date]] as a result of enemy beef.
We deeply regret [[his/her]] loss and hope that [[his/her]] heroic sacrifice will bring some comfort to you at this difficult time.
Yours,

[[CO]]
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Cunt
Opportunist cunt!
Try that shit in the middle of the day
(And I say that as a gay-shifter)
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 7:43, archived)
# The gayshift is now silent.







tears and sobs
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 2:58, archived)
# That's giving me the fear
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 3:01, archived)
# Don't be afraid. They come in peace.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 3:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 3:16, archived)
# I bet they wish their video looked like this .
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 3:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 3:34, archived)
# And then wipe their cocks on your curtains.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 4:38, archived)
# They'll have to make due with shades.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 4:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 3:16, archived)
# I used to post but there were too many arseholes
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:21, archived)
# u kilt beta
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 3:13, archived)
# No! It was you and your hurtful accusations.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 3:15, archived)
# I thought I killed b3ta?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 4:30, archived)
# Nah man
Wobbly Bloke did it.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 4:35, archived)
# Too many tit-nings?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 4:39, archived)
# who you calling a tit?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 5:32, archived)
# These guys:
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 6:52, archived)
# that's a great pair of tits
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 8:16, archived)
# NO!

(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 3:59, archived)
# I fear for the very soul of the gayshift.

(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 4:27, archived)
# DON'T TREAD ON ME
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 4:16, archived)
# I tread not my brother.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 4:29, archived)
# NEVER
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 4:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 4:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 0:27, archived)
# RIS?
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 1:22, archived)
# Isn't it obvious?
They've been poisoned with cocksnakewarticles!
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 2:07, archived)
# Methicillin-resistant Cocksnakewarticles.
Is MRCSW killing you in YOUR hospital bed? Tune later for our special report.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 4:38, archived)
# afk: killing b3ta
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 1:33, archived)
# What's the blue stuff supposed to be? I'm a bit confused. The rest makes perfect sense.
(, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 2:21, archived)

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