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[challenge entry] Coo! Coo!


Film TV programme; tomayto tomahto.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:58, archived)
# It's ok, I think James Cameron is doing a 4 hour 3d remake of Pigeon Street right now
also, similar but different www.b3ta.com/board/10842863 :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:59, archived)
# As long as it's not Michael Bay, it should be fine.
I saw yours, and I like it.

For my own part, I expected that just about every permutation of Elm Street would've been done by now... but apparently not. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Tch.
And I was just about to post my old one ;)

Great minds think alike (Fruit fetishists come in pears)
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Woo!
Getting a decent cutout's a bugger. It's all so fuzzy...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:17, archived)
# .
Yeah, they were pretty much the only screen grabs I could get hold of (checks history) jesus...10 years ago, when I originally made it...
Bloody hell. I remember when all this was fields.
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
# haha, he looks great like that
I can see blood coated children being the new fashion accessory on the streets of Shoreditch any day now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Blood-coated infants you say? Totally mexico.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:16, archived)
# hahaha yes
:D

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:12, archived)
# hahah freaky little fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:12, archived)
# hahahha
there's something a bit 'peeping tom' about this too
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Shave his head and look for numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:17, archived)
# 7, 15, 16, 24, 45, 49
cool, that's my lottery numbers picked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Weird film the original.....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Haha XD
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:59, archived)
# centipearoast


almost the exact opposite :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:41, archived)
# in real life, he was killed by indian meat.
it is said.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile......


Click for bigger (72 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT etc.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Just saw Doctor When's post down there and reminded me that I'd made this...


(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Ha! Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:06, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:16, archived)
# :P

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:39, archived)
# T Shirt it
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:55, archived)
# You should do a version of the Mr Benn opening sequence
with the straight jacket among the costumes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a Dog's dinner...

Having a takeout - every night.
(FoxyBox has mange, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:54, archived)
# that's an exciting and innovative restaurant she eats at
I very much approve of the dress code for the waiter too :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:55, archived)
# To be a Cocker Spaniel in 19th century London.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:59, archived)
# I like this Videogame :3
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:19, archived)
# I like the carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Yes. Carrot!!
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Yes he said it was a carrot it wasn't necessary to confirm this.
We are good at identifying vegetables.

Actually it's a squid.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# XD hehe
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:40, archived)
# .
.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Tell it like it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 0:22, archived)
# That's pretty wizard.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:25, archived)
# He is like a Doctor!
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:27, archived)
# He is a soldier of fortune, spits in the face of so-called "decaf" and takes many a punch for doing so.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:36, archived)
# I see.
:D Russian Soldier?
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Whichever side has the most money, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Great :D
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:51, archived)
# yay!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:26, archived)
# XD
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:30, archived)
# it's a bit big, images under 100k, ta
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:26, archived)
# K.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:30, archived)
# (duplicate layer, change one pixel, save as animation, everything will be fine)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:31, archived)
# sure you can be a twat that way, it's up to you
I'm just trying to keep things running vaguely smoothly
plus I love compression, it gives me a massive hard on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:33, archived)
# i've had me tea, might not be so twattish now.
but don't hold your breath

serious question: is anyone really still on dialup?

maybe b3ta is powered by dialup users, and that's why it's dying...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Extremely unlikely given the nature of this site
But can you imagine what this place would be like if no one bothered to put any effort into being mindful of file sizes, especially given the amount of image replies that happen in threads?

I should imagine it would signal the Armageddon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:11, archived)
# well, you have something of a point there,
if every still was 200KB, and anims were 1MB, page total 100MB, it may take a minute or more to load fully. so go take a dump, or put the kettle on, have a wank. it's just a few moments longer, not the end of the world.

or get cable. move house if you need to, it's worth it.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Rob doesn't want a website where the page loads so slowly you should get up and make a cup of tea whilst it's loading
Nor do most of us
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:31, archived)
# neither do i
when that happens it's time to upgrade something
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:09, archived)
# It's worth remembering also, that Rob has to pay server fees too.
So if all the images were twice as big, I presume he would have to ask for donations to pay them twice as offten.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:37, archived)
# What Jahled said
plus phone users
plus general politeness/why would any picture need to be much over 100k, it's b3ta, not Tate Modern.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:15, archived)
# exactly
so chill the fuck out.

i've tried b3ta on mobile internet, and it sucks, so i'd rather wait until i get home. if you're willing to persevere with that, more fool you.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:23, archived)
# I am.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:28, archived)
# it's still a bit big, images under 100k, ta
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:32, archived)
# K.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# chotto baka desu ne.
(waxdart hello., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:40, archived)
# You are Franz Kafka
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:41, archived)
# are you trolling or not understanding?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:41, archived)
# It's 114k now
Maybe she's trying to haggle
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:43, archived)
# It's near enough, I'm trying to help, not be a pedant :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:56, archived)
# :p
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:45, archived)
# genuine question
Did you deliberately save it above 100k?
I was just being polite and advising you on the rules that everyone else goes by, and which I thought you knew.


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:55, archived)
# I'm totally disgusted by these polite, reasonable explanations and the bottomless pit of second chances.
What IS the internet coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:59, archived)
# ^
It's becoming full of hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Her filsizes are always excessive.
Even the small blue and white ones are usually over the limit
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:08, archived)
# 100k image becomes rough.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:19, archived)
# this is b3ta, not an art gallery
If it is so important that people see it with out a tiny bit of compression, post a small version with a link to a larger one like other people do.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Why do you enforce?
You are too dictatorial.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:26, archived)
# everyone else plays by the polite guidelines
why should you be different?

And if you think this is being a dictator you should probably take some history lessons
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:31, archived)
# You should send in a message box If it very important. or You should have told sooner.
If you delete to Madeline picts, I'll accept your instruction.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:41, archived)
# it is in the FAQ
you should have read it before you started posting, and follow it automatically.

What are you on about "Madeline picts"?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Bully to Madeline pics.
You may be sued by the victim.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:50, archived)
# 100k is very low.
Is good if you change the configuration of the uploader?
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:54, archived)
# 100k is plenty
the Lady and the Tramp pic above is only 50k
This one I did www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/walle2_meat.jpg is 1000 pixels wide but only 80k.
Learn to use the compression tools in Photoshop or whatever package you use, or as I said, just make a thumbnail with link to bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:01, archived)
# what are you talking about?
which Madeline pics?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Madeleine McCann.
I wrong her name spelling.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:00, archived)
# which pictures specifically?
and why should people delete their images because you say so?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Because you may be accused.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:06, archived)
# is that some kind of threat?
you seem to have missed the point of B3ta and British humour in general
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:09, archived)
# `intermission`
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:25, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Cue the music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHOBw6XwqRo
(User #86772, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:57, archived)
# darn, I was hoping that was this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqPcdVmz5BQ
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:58, archived)
# I might not accept all British joke culture.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Then you are on the wrong website
Why not go and find another one who's overall humour you accept
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:34, archived)
# ahahahahaha
Your mind is a fascinating mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:25, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Because he gives his time voluntarily to help keep the board running smoothly
despite people deliberately deciding that their self-important crap is so fucking great that they deserve special privileges.
Now admittedly you are one of the most amusing of the current posters, but that's because we are laughing at you, not with you.

Or, to put it bluntly, fuck the fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:35, archived)
# \o...Ha Ha...You got BUMBLASTED!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Now you're once, twice ... three times a racist
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:54, archived)
# He didn't mean the actual dimensions
Too big = too many Kb. Try optimising it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:32, archived)
# you are kidding....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:08, archived)
# She resized it down 3 times since I posted that
What was it originally? anyone? 700k or so?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Ah, I was gonna say....
hahahahha she'll never learn.... literally
n e v e r
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Not at all.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I don't like the carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Carrot is healthy.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Oh yes carrots are a wonderful food, I eat them several times weekly.
It's just your carrot I'm not fond of.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:44, archived)
# ergh
you're making it filthy . . ...
(waxdart hello., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:47, archived)
# ...and that font...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:36, archived)
# I do like it when you attempt something a bit more B3ta-friendly Moggy
I mean, this isn't great by anyone else's standards, but from you it's almost like a baby saying its first word. The only downside is I know after this it'll be another three months of gurgling and dribbling.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Hahaha XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:20, archived)
# mecha-dildo!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Dildo-chainsaw?
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I like this
it is good
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Thank you :D
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:16, archived)
# heh
almost compo-able!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Really?
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:23, archived)
# I don't think it's a real videogame
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Why seriously?
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:28, archived)
# I like this :3
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Thought so.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I've worked you out, you're schizophrenic
loving and hating her with equal passion, masturbating in to a fist with everything she posts :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Well...you're half right.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:37, archived)
# I don't care :D
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:43, archived)
# That's why I love/hate you. ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha, that's a winner
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Strange answer.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
A thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:06, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:11, archived)
# the hills are alive
with the sound of FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:22, archived)
# YOU'VE GOT FUCKING FEETHANDS
You sick bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Climbed up that hill like nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:32, archived)
#
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/FuryOfTheFurries.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Nasty toe-jammers!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:12, archived)
# It's those things people have stuck to their monitors in offices.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:12, archived)
# And I like this thread
It's given me a good laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:59, archived)
# I think not good. though?
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Indeed. I've been sitting here with the popcorn watching shit get real!
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:06, archived)
# The administrator just give a complaint to 14 kilobytes.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
# No single droplet of water feels responsible for a tsunami.
But the cumulative effect of many tiny droplets can be devastating.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:13, archived)
# But my past images are 110~119k.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Because they are mini size.
500*500 pixel size not fit to 100k.
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:27, archived)
# bollocks!
www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/walle2_meat.jpg
1000x430 and only 80k, hasn't knackered the image quality at all

Or how about one of yours: www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/image2.jpg resaved with 17% compression = 60k, minor jpeg artifacts round the text, but so what?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Hey, once you're done with this
The next step will be to teach her how to submit suitable images to the competition
(User #86772, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Just make them ALL under 100k.
What is your major malfunction?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Whoa...that's deep. XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:19, archived)
# the original saying is "No one raindrop feels responsible for the flood"
I modified it for comedic effect!

but she didn't rise to the bait...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Washed right over her.
I think she's drowning.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Ha Ha!
That had me in floods of laughter...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:40, archived)
# no I didn't
That's what you reduced the image down to after I asked politely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Odd that you pick up on that
and not the original filesize.

The 14kb over was a pisstake on your part.

Even if it wasn't a pisstake, it suits my prejudice to say it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:17, archived)
# A flashing desire updates a bowl against my abbreviated standpoint.
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:16, archived)
# No thanks, I've just put one out.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:19, archived)
# My fluent comfort condensed frog is overrunneth
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:29, archived)
# No, really, I'm trying to give it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:40, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Nice work!!
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:24, archived)
# can't beat a nice 2d platform bloodbath
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] There is a full button moon in Blanket Sky


An American Werewolf on Junk Planet
(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:37, archived)
# dog soldiers
Ace film, nice post!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:38, archived)
#
I enjoyed the film too! Thanks
(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:40, archived)
# you're most welcome.
*claps shoulder*
*leaves hand on shoulder for too long*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:41, archived)
#
*Notices that you leave your hand on my shoulder for too long*
*May have to report you to HR for possible sexual harassment*
(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:07, archived)
# ah
I haven't. I don't think I've seen most of the slasher movies in the comp entries. Or the kid's movies either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:45, archived)
# i'm too much of a wuss for most scary films,
And having a nipper and being a big kid means I HAVE seen most kids films....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:48, archived)
# who chooses which film to see?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:51, archived)
# me
I'm the biggest
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:54, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Dog Soldiers is fucking awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:46, archived)
# 'bad dog'
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:49, archived)
# There were some excellent lines in that film.
"I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:54, archived)
# "There is no fuckin' Spoon"
particularly made me snort. It is indeed a crackin' good film.

It also gave my missus the horn for Sean Pertwee.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Yes ^
Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:03, archived)
# *disagrees*
yeah, it was okay. not a film i'd want to watch again, though.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll dodge bullets.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Heh heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:36, archived)
# eeeeeeeva
RATATATATAT!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:39, archived)
# I'd watch this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Does rambo count as a slasher?

I know he has a knife....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:36, archived)
# whoop! JJ!
poor little bugger
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:37, archived)
# So she was just drugging him
Quagmire would be proud.


Giggity
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Heh.
Pip's webcam footage of Hilary's bedroom is going to be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:35, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:36, archived)
# haha!
Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:39, archived)
# long distance Clara!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] "must...keep...perky..."
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:35, archived)
# I knew it!
*resolves to start stealing patients medication*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:36, archived)
# PILLS HERE!!!
She does like to get high as a kite! Now where's that spoonful of sugar?
(H4X0r falsified timestamp on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Sexy Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:34, archived)
# arf!
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Fart connection
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:21, archived)
# pffft!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:23, archived)
# a trifling matter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Very good
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:32, archived)
# I like this.
Luckily, there's a button for that.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:37, archived)
# What's that got to do with my knob?
(mk3, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:14, archived)
# apparently Angela Lansbury had a secret way of keeping those bedknobs nice and shiny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:20, archived)
# The Evil
Bed...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:18, archived)
# baby,
You got real sugary....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:24, archived)
# ha ha!
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] yes there was a film...*


Clickington Biggly-on-Thames


* FUCK OFF
also: translate.google.com/#no/en/Drep%20den%20j%C3%A6vla%20hunden!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:11, archived)
# haha - the resemblance is uncanny!
...and now I've got the music in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:20, archived)
# There's a voice...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:20, archived)
# ^ this
"Maybe tomorrow . . ."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:21, archived)
# hahahaha
Scary shit
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:20, archived)
# ace!
Although I've never seen it..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:30, archived)
# it's about this dog who wanders about the country getting into adventures
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:31, archived)
# bless....
*rolls newspaper*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Awesome.
Not worth a new thread:
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:56, archived)
# YEEHAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh globbits!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Your suffering will be legendary, even in Toy Barn.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Heheheh.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:03, archived)
# repost?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Yes,
Fark, 2005
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha
buzz looks superb
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:48, archived)
# They'll tear your
original packaging apart
(I helped save b3ta! roystead, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Hot, boiling... oh wait... wrong sort of slasher movie...
boiling... oh wait... wrong sort of slasher movie...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# hahaa *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Sex Wee!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha!
christ...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# There's a joke about the yellow brick road in this...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Yellow prick load?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:15, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:18, archived)
# it's from the Japanese dub
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:25, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Tin man's waiting for his 'oil'
Great work Moley
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Thanks.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:22, archived)
# ew!
Rusty orange juice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Straw coloured...?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:23, archived)
# mines more like Aldi tropical juice these days
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Pink?
You need to see a doctor.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:27, archived)
# I'll go and see the Doctor of Luuuurve
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:47, archived)
# probably tastes the same
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:27, archived)
# a bit nicer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Someone has had a berocca
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:26, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha
oh my
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:28, archived)
# This makes me think of Lucozade
Disgusting ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:30, archived)
# This made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:31, archived)
# hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 17:35, archived)
# agleagleagleagle
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 18:46, archived)
# work experience week, and little Cleggy just wants to get home for his burger and chips
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Want to punch them all.
(waxdart hello., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:47, archived)
# The Coalitiamons
Gotta punch em all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:16, archived)
# aww wee cleggy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Aw bless
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:56, archived)
# haha!
his uniform's still too big for him...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:56, archived)
# "Please Mr. Cameron, could I have some money for the ice-cream van?"
PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] "You were right Woody, daycare is pretty SHIT!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Holy fuck.
That's nasty.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:53, archived)
# No, it's Nursery
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Buzz is enjoying himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:07, archived)
# he's been on the brew again?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:18, archived)
# nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Epic!!!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:55, archived)
# ta sir
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:08, archived)
# yikes!
very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:57, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Nice work there Q4!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Why thank you Jimbo
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Forced at knife point into having rough bum sex with each other
Sexeh :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
It does look the case, doesn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] if you can find him, maybe you can hire...
maybe you can hire...

- it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
- before The Silence there was The Dragon
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] haha, pearoast from ages ago

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
they're holding him down!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:35, archived)
# "You ain't eatin' my face FOOL!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:37, archived)
# pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Nichelle!
You've...erm...developed
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:38, archived)
# creepy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:54, archived)

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