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Owl-headed Iron Man Gumby
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:32,
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One of my proudest momentsNot beating a child but getting the phrase "beaten like a ginger stepchild" into the Profanisaurus
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:46,
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Did you get a pencil?I've had 3 or 4 go in and not one bloody pencil has come my way.
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Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:04,
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Never got a pencilAlso had Eccles Cake and a couple of others in there and still didn't get a thing
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:46,
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I've had more than 10 printed and never had a pencil either. My best work was probably "Change At Baker Street". A sexual manoeuvre which involves changing from the pink to the brown line. Baker Street is the only place on the underground where you can do this. Or at least it used to be. Not sure now.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:50,
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Not Everybody Loves RaymondGod Slams the Door Shut on the Italians, the Dirty Theiving Italians with their Screaming Grandmamas.
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d d,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:05,
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Hahaha! Nicely subtle.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:06,
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that planet of the apes remake was rubbish
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:07,
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Arf!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:08,
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Martin Clunes is looking good
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:34,
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Henry Rollins is looking young
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:16,
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Happy Toast appreciation threadmaking board less boring since 2006
( Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:47,
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creepyhow do those toast bags work, surely all the filling just drops to the bottom of the bag?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:49,
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they look like body bags for slices of toastI guess there's some skill involved in choosing the right filling and the right toast setting, I don't know.
( Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:53,
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Perhaps you're supposed to put the toaster on its side....Weird looking things.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:56,
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the bag is quite tight (fnarr fnarr)so it squeezes the slices together pretty hard and almost nothing falls out. They actually work quite well.
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kingofpork is the king of pork,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:58,
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I tried the toaster once. I didn't like it. I burnt my neck.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:52,
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hahaha urban mole in the wrong hole
compo it
(compo it
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:57,
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Hooray for reflectoporn!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:09,
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slow start today again?As if people have something better to do?
( Q4nobody,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:23,
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Hahaha!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:29,
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Double acts.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:48,
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Bloody hell. That woman is anatomically disturbing.She looks like a seamshorse. For hookers.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:40,
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"We have ways of making you stop!"Aww he looks a little lost in this pic, saying a little prayer to the floating fairytale above.
( Q4nobody,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:44,
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always thought toasting marshmallows was an American thing
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:49,
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The thing to do is:Put a slice of banana on the skewer, then the marshmallow, and just as late into the process as you can you shove it down over the banana, and it's *almost* as good as it sounds.
It's pretty damn good. S'mores are for Girl Scouts, I just don't get it.
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Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:31,
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It's pretty damn good. S'mores are for Girl Scouts, I just don't get it.
mmmmmm !* makes mental note to try that on Bonfire Night *
( Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:49,
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P - O - L - I - C - E - M - O - U - S - E
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:21,
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'See I can Fllllyyyyyy'Threadjack: Does anyone remember that video from a long time ago of a chap drawing on his face and singing a song that went something like 'drawing on my face'?
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:00,
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well a bit..finally found it: b3ta.com/links/Im_pretty_sure_this_guy_is_a_b3tan
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:15,
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It's even better than I remember it to be...
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:24,
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Thanks for reposting this excellenceCan't get it out of my head again, "doo-doot-doot-doo . . ."
( Q4nobody,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:24,
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I'll eventually find the original game in a thrift store.And there will be much rejoicing.
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Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:35,
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Yeah: it was on /links a couple of times.I've tried to find it, but come up with nothing.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:12,
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Was he making out they were tattoos at some point?Big fella? Was quite disturbing and had his own website, Taters will know or Scrunt.
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Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:16,
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You're thinking of the weird sex-slave-make-friends-with-trees bloke, aren't you? Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:20,
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i remember the one where he wraps sellotape round his head
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weaver.,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:53,
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Does the truncheon have a device that snips off dreds aw well? Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:55,
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clippers are on his beltthe truncheon has a brush that pops out to give the dirty hippies a good scrub
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:10,
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what happen?I blame the entertainment industry's distinct lack of John Davidson since his role in Edward Scissorhands (1990)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 3:41,
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oh shit!www.bestoftimestravel.com/day-trip/2009/John-Davidson-09.php
he looks hotter than my mom there
(he looks hotter than my mom there
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 3:42,
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have you got the Fall Fever Pedro(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:06,
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You know it's gonna be fancywhen it says 'Luncheon' instead of lunch
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:17,
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you mean like how "luncheon meat" has at minimum 5% fewer snouts and anuses than regular "lunch meat"? Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:26,
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You mean more, surely?I mean, what else are you paying extra for?
( mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:34,
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IN OTHER NEWScatastrophic HD failure this morning, by computer's an ugly paperweight at this point.
Everything I've tried to fix it has turned into a clusterfuck, to the point where I think I may have screwed the new HD I bought.
Hope you enjoyed my blog.
(Everything I've tried to fix it has turned into a clusterfuck, to the point where I think I may have screwed the new HD I bought.
Hope you enjoyed my blog.
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:35,
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so long as you did not lose any cat photosnew = under warranty?
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:45,
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Oh I can probably return ityou can return most things here, probably even a used coffin.
I can't fucking computer though, that's the thing. I WANT TO COMPUTER DAMMIT
(I can't fucking computer though, that's the thing. I WANT TO COMPUTER DAMMIT
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:49,
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just kidding, they're both equally vile(I forgot about the lips and jowls)
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:44,
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Deveined, deskinned, deboned.I like saying that fast over and over.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:46,
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...with a mouthful of luncheon meat mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:52,
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This is the food related side of b3ta I've been waiting so long to see.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 6:08,
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Everybody's raving about the "Salad, Vegetables, Bread".
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:36,
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and to finish, steaming great fucking urns of mixed Coffee/Tea.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:46,
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In New Hampshire! When the critics say you're "charming", it's their polite way of saying you're shit.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:49,
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The name 'toffee' is already takenso they have to call it coea. Do you want some coea? Of course you fucking don't.
( mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:51,
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"The site's problems appear to stem from a power outage on its servers rather than the boys in blue making their call"www.theregister.co.uk/2012/10/02/pirate_bay_down_prq/
I mostly use isohunt, anyway
(I mostly use isohunt, anyway
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 5:10,
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I have been pointing my camera at the sky.2 pics of the Tre Cime di Laverado
www.spectral3d.co.uk/misc/night/tre_cime1.jpg
www.spectral3d.co.uk/misc/night/tre_cime2.jpg
Monte Paterno:
www.spectral3d.co.uk/misc/night/paterno2.jpg
Cortina:
www.spectral3d.co.uk/misc/night/cortina1.jpg
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Tue 2 Oct 2012, 0:16,
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www.spectral3d.co.uk/misc/night/tre_cime1.jpg
www.spectral3d.co.uk/misc/night/tre_cime2.jpg
Monte Paterno:
www.spectral3d.co.uk/misc/night/paterno2.jpg
Cortina:
www.spectral3d.co.uk/misc/night/cortina1.jpg
I live on the moon and can see these quite clearly with the naked eyeNice pics though
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 0:19,
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I had a go at optimising them more, but they tended to look like crap.Jpeg compression and stars don't seem to get on well.
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Tue 2 Oct 2012, 0:24,
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they do look a bit fuzzy, tripod?
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 2:40,
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Yeah. I had a tripodI think the fuzziness is due to having the lens wide open.
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Tue 2 Oct 2012, 8:16,
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sweet, I'm just trying to sound like I know what I'm talking about, which I don't.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 8:22,
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Cortina is a brilliant place.I can seriously recommend the Dolomites even if all you plan to do is bum around.
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Tue 2 Oct 2012, 0:33,
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The second one has an almost Martian quality about it...Beautiful.
And with that I bid you all wherever you are a good night's sleep and a picture of FlanFiend wanking in the woods.
Pleasant dreams...
(And with that I bid you all wherever you are a good night's sleep and a picture of FlanFiend wanking in the woods.
Pleasant dreams...
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 0:34,
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Empire's review of "FlanFiend Holocaust" (PG)"Fuck All Gore".
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 0:39,
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Excellent!!!!!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 4:15,
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this'll brighten your spirits
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 2:39,
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Bless you! \o/A spark of life in the deep dark crag of the rock.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 2:47,
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'a spark', you say?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 2:57,
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that's a lot like licking battery terminals.you know Pedro when you posted this cat the other day I thought it was a shoop but it turns out to just be retarded
www.grumpycats.com/tard-and-pokey/
(www.grumpycats.com/tard-and-pokey/
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 3:17,
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i made his eyes biggeri made his eyes bigger
i made his eyes bigger
i made his eyes bigger
i made his eyes bigger
i made his eyes bigger
i made his eyes bigger
i made his eyes bigger
i made his eyes bigger
i made his eyes bigger
i made his eyes bigger
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 3:20,
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from last night, but not worth its own thread:
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 4:34,
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fuck, it's speeding up on its own! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 4:07,
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Yet another wooden stake in the heart of the vampire...b3ta....Nosferatu.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 4:12,
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haha - he gone tubgirled all over himself taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 23:36,
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Well at least it wasn't booze :) Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 23:39,
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Kangaroos really are stupid fuckers
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 0:30,
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Bin done(
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 23:09,
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Cheers, your wee doggy is cool as fuck Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 23:22,
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That poor bin is clearly choking, won't somebody administer abdominal thrusts? :(
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 23:10,
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I'd say something about the 'slowest news day ever'but this was fucking awesome.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 23:11,
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ha ha, YAY!one of the few advantages of being overweight
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 23:12,
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Yeah, I did have a bit of a Who flashback whilst making it Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 0:16,
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Are you intimating that dead nonce Jimmy Savile is a nonce, and dead?
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:40,
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He wasnt a flid! How dare you! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:42,
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Maybe he wasand his jewellery was meant to divert attention.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:44,
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I'm personally amazed by Jimmy's obvious talent at playing the fiddle which seems to only bee coming to light in recent days.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:46,
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I thought it would be difficult to get hold of one stradavariusbut no, Jim got 2. what a guy.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:46,
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Also having to play them against each other.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:54,
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at least he wasn't a furry Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:53,
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Or a slimy.Assuming there's such thing as a group of people that like to dress as snails.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 23:03,
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Arf Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 23:31,
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Is Jimmy Saville having a joke?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 23:22,
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he's being rogered slowly by the invisible manedit: I really gotta stop sniffing Ajax
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:07,
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a bit hard on the nose too FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:38,
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I new a guy who did that. Once.A sufficiently hot girl can damage a guy irreparably without even trying, btw, and then he does shit like that (in college).
(,
Tue 2 Oct 2012, 1:39,
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Schweben Säugetieren sind wunderbar
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:35,
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They were once frightenedNow they can't imagine the city without him/her
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:47,
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Yay! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 23:14,
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we're going to need a bigger, er, hold on, give me a minute... HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:32,
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you can't have pictures of sharks that are small
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4Q just lurking,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:47,
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Well that's my new desktop sorted
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:34,
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Exhibit a: no helicopterI think we can safely assume this is a fake, your honour.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:42,
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Justified
I submit to you that the photo is clearly taken from the bridge.
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4Q just lurking,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:57,
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That leaves us with the small matters of the helicopter and the rope ladder.This simply will not hold up as a real photo, as this fine jury here before me will agree.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:22,
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look out Tony Robinson ....! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:14,
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As in The chances are he did it but I don't want to be in trouble for libel
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:39,
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Isn't that the point - you can't libel the dead?
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4Q just lurking,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:41,
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I need to consult my legal team before answering this questionI need to consult my legal team Google before answering this question
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:44,
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EsterRancid says so, so it must be true. @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Wed 3 Oct 2012, 14:02,
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Haha! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 23:15,
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A hebephile as Drunken Miss pointed out the other day.I'm not sure if it was in relation to jim or some other media nonce though. Can't remember.
( 4Q just lurking,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:28,
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one's perfectly legal in quite a few countries and states around the world HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:30,
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About 5 to 10 years in Strangeways
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:36,
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I liked that film - especially the end musicOh - that was strange days
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:48,
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One of themgets you beaten to death in prison every night and the other gets you sodomised to death every night.
( An Egg ,D,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:40,
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I'd rather be beaten off to death
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:41,
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That's better - women never look their best first thing in the morning.amirite?
( 4Q just lurking,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:17,
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hahaI'm laughing more than is dignified at such a silly joke.
( 4Q just lurking,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:20,
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You're the first to laugh at one of my jokes! May your future days be joyous!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 21:23,
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So did Sue Thompson.de-ris - Jimmy Saville revelations.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:36,
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Media drivel about IKEA all morningbut I guess they're easier to have a go at than Saudi Arabia
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Mon 1 Oct 2012, 22:38,
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