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# hey sexy man and sexy lady
(countdraq, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:38, archived)
# hahahahahaahaha whut?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:39, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I dream of a day when a boot will be judged by the contents of its insole,
not by the colour of its polish.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:16, archived)
# which is which?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:40, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Now get LEIA anywhere!
LEIA in the bedroom!
LEIA in the bushes!
LEIA on the beach!
Even LEIA in the shower!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:48, archived)
# i take sree units, you take MASTERCHODE?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Alderaan Creditz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:53, archived)
# fuck that
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Butt plug?
Should have been the old brass bikini Leia.
(rogerzilla, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:12, archived)
# some kind of fisting device?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:42, archived)
# it's clearly a gooch mobilizer


duh

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:44, archived)
# i use this on my windows
(countdraq, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:39, archived)
# obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Vaderspawn Knuckleduster.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:44, archived)
# + 15,000 other functions!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Better yet, strap it to your foot!
strap it to your foot!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Ha Ha...LEIA on the car!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:50, archived)
# what was the one from street fighter with the long arms called?
(countdraq, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Mr Tickle
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Dhalsim.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Reach Around
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:48, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:10, archived)
# TATSU-MAKI-SENPUU-KYAKU
Or "TATKAMEKAKPYEWWWWKIGHKT" as portrayed by the Mega Drive's sound card.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:14, archived)
# On the SNES it sounded like "I'd like some burgers!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Haha! So it does :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Lift and Escalator Industry Association ftw
sexytiems
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Remember to plug it in every night.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Sorry but where is the buy now button?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:11, archived)
# All Alderaan Creditz are on hold right now...
... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Leia?
I hardly know 'er!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:16, archived)
# LEIA every night!
LEIA on the lawn!
LEIA anywhere you want!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:54, archived)
# scatch
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Scotch. \o/ YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Mr Einman, I presume
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Wizentist.
Scizard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:28, archived)
# :)
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:30, archived)
# He smokes the good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Sorry John Lewis you've got it wrong:


When a bloke goes out buying a last minuit present for his Mrs on Christmas Eve, there's only one thing he comes back with ....

linky for full video

https://vimeo.com/53344956

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:03, archived)
# that's weird, yours is blocked for copyright
but mine's still working
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxSeWeyf4gk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Great minds and all that
mine seems to be ok

ah well - uploading to Vimeo
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:10, archived)
# I get one of these from your link
www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/tto.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:15, archived)
# yeah I see it now. Come on Vimeo ...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Pfffft! Top job!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:13, archived)
# My first bit of 'Concept Art' for me new comic.


Click for bigger (138 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:02, archived)
# he seems friendly enough
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Ooh nice
I presume he's the bad guy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:07, archived)
# one of many :)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:11, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:10, archived)
# F'ing Class !!! Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:12, archived)
# =]

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:14, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAH
fucking love this
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:15, archived)
# fucking yes.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:19, archived)
# This is what the US version should've been.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:39, archived)
# I hate to say it but I would so watch this
 
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 6:01, archived)
# He looks a bit like the Re-Animator, but his name's Statik.
Re-Statikator
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Robbie Williams looks very pleased with his recent chart success.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:16, archived)
# He's stolen SBF's teefs
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:40, archived)
# and this! I can do nothing with this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vboPL127AU8

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Quiet in here.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:30, archived)
# boing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:33, archived)
# blip
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:34, archived)
# now all i can think of is pong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Yep, that's lithium.
I'd reply with oxygen but vaginas are hard to draw.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:34, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Once again, BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Atomic tadger
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:54, archived)
# We're evolving into lurkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Spermy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Movember needs more unicorn


Click for bigger (104 kb)
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:35, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I own most of a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I OWN 3/8 of a beard
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:06, archived)
# We should pool our resources and get a timeshare beard on the go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Oh hai Catnippppppppppp
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:47, archived)
# i shaved my beard off so tedious cunts would stop saying,
"are you going to trim into into a moustache for movember?"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:14, archived)
# i shaved mine off because i shouldn't fucking have one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:17, archived)
# she looks like rob
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Shopped pics only please
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:21, archived)
# This has a little bit of everything
and a bit more.
With a side order of extra.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:00, archived)
# PAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:20, archived)
# i want to move there
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:48, archived)
# even more food meets films


Click for bigger (367 kb)
(Shandi Peters, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Uh oh spaghetti-ohs!
APPLY LUBE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:04, archived)
# probably should have just put them all in one thread
but hey ho
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)
# BRACE FOR IMPACT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Post more!

Pea for compo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:07, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Iz nod a tooma!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:09, archived)
# this won't end well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:25, archived)
# I demand more
of this rib tickling comedy gold. My sides are literally splitting, although that could be down to home liposuction
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:27, archived)
# at least they are posting something
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:35, archived)
# very true
I'll crawl back to /links and masturbate there
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:40, archived)
# i demand a doomsday weapon delivered to me free of charge
but does any fucker listen?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:39, archived)
# you can have mine
if you want? Never had much use for it. barely used although I might have stuck my cock in it.
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:44, archived)
# FIRE THE COCK-SCENTED LASER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Just one thing before you fire it
the trigger mechanism will need a wire brush taken to it. There's still quite a few pubes wrapped up in the works.
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:57, archived)
# that's what henchmen are for
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:00, archived)
# last one is great
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:16, archived)
# more food meets films


Click for bigger (378 kb)
(Shandi Peters, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Food meets Films Arnie style


Click for bigger (385 kb)
(Shandi Peters, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:53, archived)
# collateral hammage
The Termi-tater
Kindergarten popcorn
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Jingle all the Whey
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Tins
Raw Veal
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Conan the Vegetarian
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Conaan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Quornan
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:41, archived)
#

Click for 500+ more thingies
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:17, archived)
# *grone*
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:30, archived)
# haha, ocular comedy at its best
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:38, archived)
#
That's a bit vitreous.
(Len_in fill in something later, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:39, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:40, archived)
# iRIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Not really of course
but I couldn't think of any puns cornea
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Fair enough.
I'll take you on as my pupil.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:34, archived)
# If he misbehaves in class
give him 30 lashes
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:07, archived)
# y'all are on a tear.
I love this web sight.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Woo I dun a draw! You all have to be nice cos I have a candle
Liz doesnโ€™t like puns


Click for largification
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Fucking hell.
Happy thingy!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] good stuff! happy candles!
Have soem science...


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Hoorah, love this.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Awesome science!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# class
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Cat+toats+butter=SCIENCE

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Wehey!!!
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:08, archived)
# reminds me of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 22:41, archived)
# hahaha
Spang-worthy
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Happy candles! Also, have a spang:
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Well it's one way to keep cool
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha
brill
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# oh dear

de-ris/Voice of Elmo touched up a kid allegations
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Oh fuck around, turn in in!
I watched Being Elmo a few days ago, good documentary film that was.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:26, archived)
# i did too
although he seemed a little creepy at times.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Not sure how it got there but

previous
(darkMishkin, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:04, archived)
# What a cunt, making threats like that
imma call the NSPCA
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Not a threat, just an observation.
Dog tied to a cactus in the desert? Yeah, he's not gonna last.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:43, archived)
# However, should he need a piss in the meantime he's sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:57, archived)
# haha, harsh but true
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:29, archived)
#
└╬┘
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Second go around
Howdy all. Many thanks for your feedback on the last iteration of this one. It was muchos helpful, and i've tried to incorporate some of it into this new version.
Couldn't draw the bed unfortunately, as that would've meant I would've had to start again...
Hopefully makes more sense now?

When Brushing Alone Isn't Enough (V.2)

(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Haha, much sexier
instantly understandable too :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:18, archived)
# filthy
:)
(darkMishkin, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:22, archived)
# I like this :)
I guess the tooth is a willing participant? If so then yes, it makes more sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:25, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:28, archived)
# splendidness
mouth wash is a bit difficult to work out initially, well it was for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Whoops
Thanks for the reminder, I meant to show there was liquid inside him, like before... need to change that!
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:43, archived)
# I got that bit, but I thought the floss was a packet of fags with a string coming out...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:56, archived)
# how odd
i got the floss straight away.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:59, archived)
# to be fair, after looking at all the things in the image on the first one, I got the meaning of it fairly quickly
how's stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:05, archived)
# not bad, ta, bit of a slow monday
just having some cheese on toast for lunch.

how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:09, archived)
# filth
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:50, archived)
# super awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:50, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:56, archived)
# I reckon all Dentists should have this on their ceilings...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:57, archived)
#
yes - mounted on some kind of plaque




*selfspangs*
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Great filth!
Can you link to the first version? I'd like to play spot the difference with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Sure!
www.b3ta.com/board/10873228
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:28, archived)
# 2:30? o_O
*click
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:10, archived)
# too brown
i like the first version better
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:27, archived)
# That's pretty much like it
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Awesome.
I love the floss cat o' 9 tails :D
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:14, archived)
# and now the weather
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Changeable
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:14, archived)
# cloudy with a chance of lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Merry day of candlenessmasses :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Good morning. Happy Monday.

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:33, archived)
#
Oooh. Satire. Perhaps we should organize a leaving pressie for him?
(Len_in fill in something later, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:36, archived)
# shirley he would still be on a 3 month probationary period
and they would be able to terminate his employment at any time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:46, archived)
# a 23 year probationary period?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:47, archived)
# well he's only been in his current position for a couple of months
[edit] also they were saying on the news earlier that contractually the beeb only has to give him a 6 month pay off, it is the trust that has decided to up it to 12 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:36, archived)
# I accept the beeb comes across a bit blase giving him the max he's entitled to
But what the hell about ITV? The Newsnight thing didn't mention McAlpine by name; Philip Schofield had a list of names live on air!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:02, archived)
# This ^^ oh feck this so much
I'm sick of all the politicos and interested parties, who keep stcking a knife ino the BBC at every chance they get.

The BBC is not perfect but it's lightyears better than a paid for by advertisers services everywhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Too true.
Suggests to me Murdoch's still in charge of the debate.
ITV deserve some abuse for Schofield's stupid stunt. And if not that, for being shit and moronic at all times.


Leave Auntie Alone!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Very much so.
Although the Beeb does seem to make things worse for itself by making itself the top story.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:05, archived)
# plus the speaker of the House of Commons tweeted about him before the BBC mentioned him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Everything they do for the foreseeable future will be mocked, scrutinised and bitterly contested.
Invariably by organisations/individuals that have scores to settle and their own skeletons to hide.

Happy B3taday, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Thanks
I meant to get my shizzle together and post a pic in celebration but alas my shizzle remains scattered.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Good luck to him
He was unlucky enough to get the job at a really bad time and was effectively made redundant, taking one for the team.

As such he would be entitled to one month pay per year worked, probably works out a lot more than he got.

I've got more time for him than the smug git he replaced.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Book now to avoid disappointment*
 


* You will be disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 7:51, archived)
# If you can make the poster predominantly orange&blue,
there's a job for you in marketing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:13, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:45, archived)
# They look like ninja turtles now
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Howzat?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:00, archived)
# This makes me think of the insert to "Two Fingers My Friends"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:32, archived)
# sample it, loop it, fuck it and eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:40, archived)
# made by Dog
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Dun dun DERRRRRRRR
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 0:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 1:08, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
You cunt! I just spat beer everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 1:35, archived)
# DRAMATIC FLAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 2:03, archived)
# FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 2:39, archived)
# bonus cat picture
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 4:04, archived)
# !!!!!
That's lovely Rap
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 4:05, archived)
# he looks a bit kittenish here although he will be two this month (2).
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 4:07, archived)
# I like this
Yes I do.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 4:07, archived)
# Top Cat!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 5:58, archived)
# Truly, a bonus cat
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 2:43, archived)
# OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 5:48, archived)
# wah wah wah wah
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 6:01, archived)
# HUBBA HUBBA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 6:56, archived)
#
This little boy was beating to death he was 8 Yeears old mom &dad was on drugs bad so left him in The house all alone for 2 day he didnt eat or drink noting he didnt know how to take care of his self , finally his mom & dad came back home and he didnt clean the house so his dad went outside pulled a branch from the tree and starting beating him non-stop intill he seen blood he was in the under the influence of drugs so he didnt care about nothing he stopped when he realized the little boy stop screaming turned him around and he was dead LIKE THIS IF YU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE....KEEP GOING IF YU ARE NOT♥
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 6:52, archived)
# christ kid I'll beat you brainless
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 6:59, archived)
# I dunno she seems pretty awesome to me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 7:08, archived)
# sad clip art for bad occasions
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 7:22, archived)
# leave bubby alone
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7JnQRoc3yk
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 7:25, archived)

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