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# just 60 years away now....
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(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:04, archived)
# beep beep beep
beep beep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:40, archived)
# More likely to be like this 2014 =)
(I hope haha)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)
# cool modern hat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)
# is cool modern hat because is a small portable city
you meet other people with cool modern hat and little space year 2073 robot people living in cool modern hat city have adventures in other cool modern hat city

this is social networking in future!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:05, archived)
# haha excellent!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:15, archived)
# Does anyone remember King Euschnebitz and his Euschnebitones
Now those were the good old days.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:06, archived)
# 'Tri-Boom' speakers are so 2071.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:08, archived)
# For the cock-loving fish in your life
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
# a cock is for life, not just for fishmas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)
# The fishy cock in your love-life.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# what's a love-life?
/forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)
# *offers daisy*
Hello there my dear
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# hello!
how's you? i'm disgustingly sober
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# stressed, last minute pointless revision for an exam.
And since you're not drunk...
*wanders off, dejected*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)
# THAT WAS YOUR CUE TO GET ME DRUNK, YOU FOOL!
when a girl throws you a bone, the least you can do is throw her one back!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# *offers bone shaped hip flask*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:33, archived)
# *swigs*
wow, i didn't know wkd made a chloroform flavour!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:34, archived)
# rohypnol chaser?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# i'd love to
but i have to go home now. do you and your purple leprechaun mind taking a raincheck on this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Not the prescribed amount of bollock tulips
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# i would love my doctor to prescribe bollock tulips
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# I thought bollock tulips was
another way of describing teabagging?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)
# if it wasn't, it is now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# arf!
Happy anniversary dear, I got you tulips.
*schlap*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# I should have termed this
Pubic Foliage
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:34, archived)
# oh, you dirty, dirty lurker!
*grabs*
*scrubs behind ears*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Excellent term!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:06, archived)
# haha
(Zoidaroid, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Hah, what have you shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:20, archived)
# Hello
(Wobbleboard Created on:, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid.
Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Nice start! Welcome aboard :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Thankyou.
I hope I don't do anything shit.

Though I've been coming here for long enough, that I am in no doubt you'll all tell me if I do.

(Wobbleboard Created on:, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# If this picture is the standard of your work, I wouldn't worry.
And don't be afraid to try new things either. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# The faq should help you avoid any bum rapery

also welcome new person :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# don't give him tips, ffs!
don't you want me to have any fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# You can rape my bum
but now its not rape. sorry.
(waxdart hello., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# i'm not interested now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Hooray! Fresh meat!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Leave, while you still can...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# I'm now playing Swear Wolf, ooh ooh in my head to the tune of A-Ha's Cry Wolf.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# swear wolf, oohoooh
time to fuck wank titpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Now all join in!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Is this still available from the BBC tape shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:19, archived)
# It's OK. I found it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Hurrah!
Welcome new person, shop a kittenwolf, pull up a chairswear, you'll never leave etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# new, you say?
welcome, give your hopes and dreams to the bellboy, i'll show you to your cell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Welcome back Wobblybloke
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# ^ what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Quick and dirty

...and I never was any good at Photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Styxx hates when people talk in the third person, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Home taping is killing music.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Still?
It's taking it's time. Come on home taping, FINISH HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Player pianos are killing music!
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)
# With Hillary discharged from hospital,
it looks like he's back to smoking them
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!! Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# She can chelsea my clinton any day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)
# I'd like to Barack her Starr Report...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# I'd rather intern her Oval Office
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:05, archived)
# I'd downgrade her Moodys.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
that made me snort.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# HANDSHANDITY!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Nice!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# New Years Eve...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:40, archived)
# chilli cheddar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Man, it was amazing.
The best part is there is some left in the fridge. I only spotted it this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# It's only cheese, man...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Yeah, but it was good cheese.
Don't smash a mans hopes and dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)
# It's only because I'm a recovering Dairy Lea-ist.
I still take cheese-strings on prescription.
One day at a time, man..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)
# lovely shirt
HAppy New YEar fellA
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Did you remember what make/brand it was...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# No, but I'm going to have a look in the bin and see if I can find the wrapper.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)
# The four horsemen ride.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)
# mmmmm, wensleydale with cranberries....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Thanks man. I think it was from Tesco, but it was a local producer.
The name was a bit like someone famous. I almost took a photo of the label and posted a humorous comment on twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)
# What part of England do you reside in, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# The bottom bit of Lancashire
Nestled snugly in Manchester's comb-over. Local to Tesco means it could have come from Mars, though.

Fuck it, I'm stopping by the supermarket on my way home to see if they've got any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Happy hunting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:01, archived)
# chilli 'preseve'?
fucking hell, Tesco

also, I was at the Davidstow creamery not 20 minutes ago, it was raining
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Oh the cheese
Applewood smoked cheddar is the stuff of dreams in this house, utterly utterly delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)
# soylent cheese
is people.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# I bought some cheese with truffle today
I wonder if it's any good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# it's supposedly a bit of a delicacy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# I'm keeping myself from tasting it
for that would mean I'd have to finish it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# i've only tasted truffle once
didn't like it at all, too earthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Nick, nicked...
nicked...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:17, archived)
# not a phrase i like to hear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
# It would be nice if he gets put away for a very long time...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# it would
but as that's my name, i don't like the thought of getting nicked
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Sorry Jim, didn't mean to upset you.
didn't mean to upset you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# fuck it, i'm going down the village
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Such a shame. He seems like a lovely bloke.
Oh, wait. Ha-ha! No. I thought we were talking about Rolf.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)
#
b3ta.com/links/Rolf_Harris_Spends_Christmas_At_The_Priory
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Rolf did Two Little Boys back in the late 60's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Can you imagine if that was the rumour that had him taken in for questioning :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Mr Davidson - previously voted Britain's funniest man
who by? the EDL?

blokes a cunt, I hope he gets fucked over and ends up as Big Jim's cum sponge in a bloody pulp in a cell corner
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)
# that is fucking awesome!
clickety click
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:28, archived)
# excited
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] It's my best friend. Always happy. No questions.


Etymology
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Ooooh... nicely done.
Sorry for posting on top of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Time will eventually heal this terrible wound.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Nice.
I love this scene!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Hah! Knew exactly which bit this was going to be before I clicked it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)
# hehe, me too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Great scene, great film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Agreed.
Also, I blame Hawkwind for the whole mix up.
youtu.be/GwQvik7Bmzs
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# *fistbumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# *holds knuckles in bucket of ice*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:28, archived)
# :D
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
# she wants to be careful of that stinging nettle next to her
silly place to keep one if you ask me


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Durr... It's a tomato plant.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# How I see our new office blueprint


Is it normal?
(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)
# yes, totally normal.
carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)
# the world would be a happier place if more blueprints spurted
and were, in fact, magentaprints.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)
# i'm bored. you're all boring.
come back and stop being boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Draw a cock with your eyes closed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:08, archived)
# too easy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:10, archived)
# also, nice cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Nice hat! Reminds me of Popeye.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:18, archived)
# If you say so!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:23, archived)
# gets to those hard-to-reach places, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)
# This is why you should never mess about with a mangle.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:33, archived)
# jesus!
i haven't even got one and that made me wince!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:35, archived)
# I drew round my willy. I had my eyes shut, so that's not cheating.
so that's not cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:31, archived)
# giant asparagus is not willy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Pssst.... Doll's house ruler and pen....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# that's more like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# You'd frighten shire horses with that thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# He looks pretty grumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# cylon penis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)
# mines pisses out the side


shouldn't have gone portrait

:)
landscape next time
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:55, archived)
# My eyes were closed.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# wow your eyes closed colouring in is epic!
didn't go over the line once :P
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)
# damnit another fail
*didn't read the rules about having my eyes closed for the colouring bit :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 16:31, archived)
# haha I'm such a sarcastic pedant at times
it's a lovely willy, and is much better than my shitty joke about it :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Bob Godfrey, Office Planner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Yep, all seems to be in order.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:21, archived)
# don't just fly there, drink their fucking blood!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)
# You're such a goremet.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:56, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:01, archived)
# A thread delete and a 1mb gif
B3ta board nazis dead :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Did anyone see the Worlds Strongest Nan over Christmas?
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Eeep!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:29, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:35, archived)
# have
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)
# had sloppy seconds
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:03, archived)
# good telly
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:37, archived)
# nice snatch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:55, archived)
# good clean fun
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:05, archived)
# you guys are such jerks
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)
# *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:59, archived)
# just keep pressing, man
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)
# I did have a load of these lined up but I might just skip them
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:26, archived)
# I don't want to cause a row or anything
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)
# On the other hand it might be good to see how far we can stretch these lame puns
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)
# :D Yay for grannies!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Real men play on ten...
But grannies go to Eleven!
(EricTViking, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:29, archived)
# I heard "Big Bottom' on the radio last night
and giggled like a loon again...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)
# it's nanageddon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:33, archived)
# I know that sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:23, archived)
# Honk!


Click for clownier
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)
# I thoroughly enjoyed that book, but don't fancy seeing a film of it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:26, archived)
# They actually did a pretty good job of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:28, archived)
# I always thought of Frobisher and Sixsmith looking like Withnail and I for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:36, archived)
# There is some element of that in the casting of D'Arcy and Whishaw in the roles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:03, archived)
# Ha-ha!
In related news: 'Cloud Atlas' is a beautiful movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:27, archived)
# I enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:29, archived)
# this will be the theme tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcaf9Qb4ncA
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Wow!
That's amazing. I want that set-up...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Every week we ask a question, the best and funniest answers go into the newsletter. Vote from these suggestions:

* Procrastination: What have you put off doing for so long you've even forgotten you were supposed to have done it? Clearing out a drawer this week I found notes for a job I was supposed to do for a client in 1996. Never heard anything from him.

* Nice things: Have you done something nice for somebody? Has somebody ever done something nice for you? In summary: Niceness

* Being dumped: Been dumped? Been the dumpee? What happened?





Vote closes around lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Voted
Oh, that wasn't "Taking a dump"
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:03, archived)
# I took a dump once....
She wasn't best pleased as she hadn't even finished squeezing it out.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:57, archived)
# I preferred the earlier options.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:05, archived)
# What's the nicest thing you've ever put up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:35, archived)
# *insert name of nice celebrity*
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Cake
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# I'll vote for the first one when I've got a moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:27, archived)
# Happy New Year, everyone :D
Have a nice holiday!! n_n
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Paper bag is unhappy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:24, archived)
# Doctor: :'(
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:30, archived)
# Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Paper bag may be unhappy...
But what about the furry underneath?
For all we know he could be happy!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Happy new year, private moggy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:12, archived)
# Have a good one, don't forget to keep your privates covered!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:14, archived)
# Maria is so cute when she's angry.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
The first challenge of 2013 is ready for selection.

Your choices are:

* Make computer games more PC - People still blame shoot-em-ups for gun crime, and there was a semi-successful campaign to replace minesweeper's mines with flowers. How should other games be updated to avoid offending people?

* After Thunderbirds - show us what TV and Movie work (or anything else) the Thunderbirds marionnettes moved onto when the series ended. Surely they didn't just retire rich to that lovely island, they'd be itching to do more work.

* If people behaved offline like they do online

* If DOS still ruled the world - imagine modern applications like twitter via old school PCs

Here's your amazing vote widget:





(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:22, archived)
# oooh, torn between 1 and 3
Also, regarding the first option: b3ta.com/links/Connecticut_town_gathering_up_and_destroying_the_cause_of_the_recent_shooting_in_exchange_for_gift_certificates
it'll be books next
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:27, archived)
# blimey talk about scapegoating
I think it's possible that violent media plays a role in violent societies but not as big role as inequality and access to fuck off guns.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:54, archived)
# the NRA have probably made contingency plans for a mass cull of the poor
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:02, archived)
# I'm banned from The Sealife Centre for life
because when I was 12 I went there and jumped on a turtle :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:00, archived)
# The problem with 3 is that
it's a good subject for a stand-up routine, but it's not exactly great for an image challenge - lots of toap entries.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:40, archived)
# lots of lol
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:04, archived)
# It actually was a skit on the Dave Chappelle show.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
# These are all terrible suggestions and you are a terrible person posting on Fraser's behalf
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:28, archived)
# most computer games are available on a pc?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:29, archived)
# You have to twiddle his helmet to control it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:38, archived)
# I mean really
we all know it's gay robots this week so stop being so contrary and just roll with it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:31, archived)
# gay robots! that's an idea i think we can all get behind.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:34, archived)
# GAYBOTS ENGAGE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:44, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ7XMDDr_KE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10898943
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:17, archived)
# Option A would allow
Gay Robotron: 2084.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:36, archived)
# I've voted for "if DOS ruled the world" on the proviso only Monkeon is allowed to enter
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:52, archived)
# First two tl;dr
Last one wtf is dos?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:55, archived)
# before Windows
we operated PCs by typing words in. It was a like a text adventure game where the only wining move was not to play.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:58, archived)
# Ah back when computers were utter shit before macs came along
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Kids these days
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:27, archived)
# I remember it well
Words/numbers on a monotone screen aren't funny just look at Talk for instance :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Oh they're utterly brilliant
until the sales guy wants to know why his gmail has stopped working on his ipad and you have to dig through acres of forum posts to try and figure out why
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:40, archived)
# BTW:
teh uplaod codez back then was CPE 1704 TKS.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:27, archived)
#
CPE 1704 YR WELCOM.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:12, archived)
# Your PC may have worked better if you'd spent less time wining and more time winning, Rob.
I did enjoy Legend of Dork, though. Sorry, Zork.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# First past the post?
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:01, archived)
# all of these are meh!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:03, archived)
# After Thunderbirds?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 13:57, archived)
# C:\b3ta\image_challenge\votes\vote_DOS.exe
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:24, archived)
# needs more Batman with a guitar
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# to be fair, he shouldn't have eaten the ball in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:01, archived)
# needs more nails on the rackets.
/ not big fan of dogs blog
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:06, archived)
# Highland games
Is it a west highland terrier ?
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:11, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:15, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:24, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:26, archived)
# MAYBE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:27, archived)
# Hooray for MAYBE related mini chevrons
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:52, archived)
# which of course need editing to extend
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:52, archived)
# your MAYBE spoiled my mini chevron ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:29, archived)
# MAYBE?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:26, archived)
# MAYBE this is a new mini chevron
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:45, archived)
# Looks fun!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:32, archived)
# New QOTW vote:

Fat wives
Got a chubster? Does she cost you a fortune in pies, pasta and doughnuts? Tell all.


Dating sites in Australia
Got any action from setting up a profile? Did you get to see your wife spit roasted while you sat in the corner clutching your small limp penis?


Toys in intimate places
Ever shoved a piece of Lego up a skanky girl’s vagina? We want to know.


Ignore 2.0
What’s the fucking point? Note; responses to this question will be ignored.


New QOTW vote









Vote closes later today

Probably when this post gets deleted by a real mod and I get put on the naughty step.

(Legless is a prick., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:17, archived)
# you should do the Image Challenge vote too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:31, archived)
# I rather suspect the same options will be presented...
lol qotw
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:08, archived)
# I have one story about all four.
Well change 'wife's' to 'your mum' and I do
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:27, archived)
# I liked the week when a few users got really upset at each other's posts and quoted stuff from previous qotws
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:14, archived)
# Nonono they're not getting upset, they are being comical on a comedy forum
Not upset at all
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:29, archived)
# JUST HOW MANY LEVELS DEEP DOES THIS TROLLING GO????
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 10:33, archived)
# Choose a pill then take my hand
Let me show you.

psst the blue one is the rohypnol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:41, archived)
# My wife's so fat, I didn't marry her!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:16, archived)
# this amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 9:28, archived)
# This is not that bad and frankly the board is hardly rushed off its feet these days
the community is dying, you are not helping with this bannage shite.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Doodled cause I'm bored, not yet drunk and
last day of holidays. The daughter decided to help to make it plural.


Embiggening happens here! (49 kb)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 4:45, archived)
# a b3tan in the making
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 7:29, archived)
# Actually.
Even with no "search" - she's already a poster.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:14, archived)
# She snuck in a chode-cdc on the bottom left.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:24, archived)
# prob bindun, innit?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 4:08, archived)
# lol, this is about drugz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 6:31, archived)
# dutch drugs
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 7:28, archived)
# Clutch rugs
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 3 Jan 2013, 8:25, archived)
# I read that as Spluffany's
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)

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