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# blorp essete
Photobucket
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:24, archived)
# i don't understand it
but it makes me hungry
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:25, archived)
# And this concludes out high-speed look at the weird world of home-made sex toys.
Nice!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:35, archived)
# *obeys*
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:36, archived)
# this..
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:14, archived)
# esc
purple spotty smileysaur I choose you!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:03, archived)
# I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, ...........................


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why does my mrs insist on watching it!!?? * RHETORICAL QUESTION
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:04, archived)
# at least they put frankie dettori in next to rylan the horses arse
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:22, archived)
# Wonder if we'll see the headline
Dettori rides Rylan to victory!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:23, archived)
# Sings.......
"I love Frankie... Best of all the jockey folk... I love Frankie.. He's so small !"
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Thank God Jim Davidson didn't go into the big brother house.
Frankie Dettori only looks about 12.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:27, archived)
# at least Jim was famous once...
at least Jim was famous once... Nonce
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:49, archived)
# I feel your pain
But where do you start with the vacuous nation we have become. Munching chips or Tapas and reading the Daily Mail and Gossip Mags about who is fat, slim,fatter than usual or anorexic.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:13, archived)
# To steal a joke from Derek and Clive
If you wrote a letter addressed to Cunt - London, it would get to Richards. Ofcom are an idle inept bunch of lying good for nothing lickspittles with their tongues firmly in the buttcheeks of the dirtiest arseholes in the EU and run by luvvies and lawyers who are utter inept cretin puppets.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 18:17, archived)
# ...sorry.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:59, archived)
# better than an iris :-)
woo!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:03, archived)
# Are you really sorry?
Really?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:39, archived)
# No.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:48, archived)
# Hey, happy candles
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:21, archived)
# First three rows: Free admittance
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:24, archived)
#
Definitely the balcony.
with opera glasses
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:26, archived)
# You're still thinking of going though.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:34, archived)
# of course
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:18, archived)
# hahaha shocking
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Man attacked by flying pegs.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:26, archived)
# If that's the matinee performance god forbid the evening show
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:36, archived)
# I've heard it's quite a poignant look at art nouveau, and those inspired by it. And there's shitting too.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:43, archived)
# The arts and craps movement.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Arf! Very good :D
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Yet he's happy, he's now seen it all! Next night: baby eels.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:48, archived)
# !
It's unbelievable that we all know these videos.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:00, archived)
# :D
I'm genuinely surprised there isn't one
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:06, archived)
#
i was going to do kittens winning the next election. then i couldnt be bothered.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] excellent : does this pea count?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:14, archived)
# READ ORL ABAHT IT!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:18, archived)
# beeeeteeee stannit
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:23, archived)
# I read that in Eric Morecambe's voice :D
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:33, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:35, archived)
# \o/
Finally, a reason to leave the house.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:28, archived)
# ..and everyone goes there at least once a day. Every last person.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:49, archived)
# my great-aunt's paintings are in the Tate...but I'd still rather look at nohands
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Best of all the crisp flavours..
Have a click, monsieur..
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:00, archived)
# that's fucking great you shit
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:08, archived)
# Ooof
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Cunting marvellous!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:28, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 0:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 5:30, archived)
# Pissing brilliant
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 6:16, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 7:51, archived)
# I endorse this sort of thing...
with my MA (yes, it's an MA, not an MEng) in Civil Engineering.

Facts: Civil Engineers are called civil engineers because they're not military. In olden times, there wasn't much engineering that wasn't military, and was basically just bridges and roads.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:33, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:43, archived)
# Very amusing indeed,
you twat.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:53, archived)
#


i thought i already posted this but i guess i hadnt so enjoey
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:29, archived)
# No Giana Sisters :(
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:36, archived)
#
didnt play it

sorry
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:45, archived)
# me neither,
it almost made me wish I played computer games, though.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:59, archived)
# 15 I think
great job microwave
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:39, archived)
# Is D
Smash Monkey?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:41, archived)
# Robocod?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:01, archived)
# now there was a proper game
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Games have a horribly po-faced view of life these days
The last game I know of with a sense of humour was Time Splitters: Future Perfect. Pitching heavily armed gingerbread men against Donald Duck, a shoal of fish wearing a top hat, and a zombie monkey can only be a good thing.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:55, archived)
# I dunno the last games I bought
were Sonic Generations and Lego Batman.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:57, archived)
# I should probably admit that Time Splitters: Future Perfect was the last game I bought
But nothing since seems to have the same level of irreverence towards first-person shooters. No, it's all brown and grey palettes and laughably deadpan delivery. The appearance of a skeleton dressed as a sheriff in the Old West would alarm people, let alone when Mr Giggles ("Mr Giggles! Wanna see my pocket?") and some floating fat dude called Hans popped up.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:01, archived)
# it's the state of the economy that does it
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Damn money, making people forget that zombie children shooting voodoo priests with rocket launchers is funny
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:35, archived)
# GJM
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:05, archived)
# Limbo?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:30, archived)
#
limbo didnt come out in 2013 and is also a piece of shit
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Ooops, did I say something wrong?
Angry Birds Space?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Still working on compo....
.

.
Have this instead !
.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:10, archived)
# lol XD
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Bloody 'ell! *winds up spang pan*
So as to not cause a thread-rush, I'm sticking this here; a project in which I draw one of these a day this year, according to events that day, news, TV, etc.
This is about me being a knifing bitch in Black Ops 2. I'm gonna stick all these on a blog some time soon.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just...
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:22, archived)
# THRE ALL FAGS LOL
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:27, archived)
# love it
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:37, archived)
# ahhh, I love surprises in boxes

(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:30, archived)
# Forget Django Unchained...
Get this entered into Sundance NOW!!!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:50, archived)
# true fact
first time I posted this image I hosted it myself

and I did 1 months bandwidth in 2 hours with just this image

lol

then my hosting went kaput

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 0:58, archived)
# {:-D
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:33, archived)
# holy...that hurts =)
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Good morning madam. Can I interest you in...
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:58, archived)
# The diabolical bastard! D:
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:04, archived)
# Ha ha! Yes!
Having only recently arrived back in Blighty, I was horrified to see a Butlins ad using the "trollololol" song.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:20, archived)
# I thought I was losing my mind, then I was like, holy shit, they went there.
Whiskas should use Nyan Cat to fuck more people's heads up.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:23, archived)
# some marketing guy reading your comment will have just went "fuck!!!" and reached for the telephone to find out if they can still licence it
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:29, archived)
# One can only hope!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:35, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:02, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:51, archived)
#
very very very good.


VERY
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Everyone needs to know everything...
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:52, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha
I JUST ATE DINNER !
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Bourbon Fox likes this.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:03, archived)
# yep
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] And on a similar note (that's another 7 minutes wasted).
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)
# bit like Facebook I'm guessing
also ...*click*
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
Me me me me me me
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:14, archived)
# this is as it is
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:52, archived)
# ahahaha
shaping up to be a good challenge, this one. i love the celebratory air of the guy who took a massive shit
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:56, archived)
# I just clicked 'I like' on a full page, it's awesome
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:18, archived)
# We mock the banal posts
Yet, we *love* them.
OMFG just eaten some bacon, ha, excellent.
(, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 23:42, archived)
# RC Buggies

The latest gadget apparently. Not sure where the parents are though...
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:49, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:39, archived)
# That's great!
*click*
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:44, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:45, archived)
# That's fandabidozee!
Just 'cos he won his stupid Penthouse bet...
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha
'click'
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:38, archived)
# =)))
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Excellent
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 6:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
This is wonderful.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# That's magic!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:42, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:17, archived)
# Imagine the confusion...
if there was a frequency clash !
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Chaos I tell you
Chaos!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:03, archived)
# something different, but not really
but not really
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:42, archived)
# This wins !
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:47, archived)
# What she said.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Got a tenner on this.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:13, archived)
# bet it doesn't
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Hahaha! Exquisite :D *clicks*
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:50, archived)
# one day, I will say glasscock in real life
one day
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:58, archived)
# heheh
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:06, archived)
# *closes photoshop*
*sulks*
:)
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:10, archived)
# haha winner
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:15, archived)
# hehehehee
click
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:11, archived)
# Fantastic :D
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 21:58, archived)
# b3ta irl for sure =)
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:11, archived)
# WINNAR
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:08, archived)
# As zee Germans say, "Wonderbra!"
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 0:07, archived)
# Ha ha.
Thumbs up times a million.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 0:35, archived)
# some greybloke
misses way watching tipping point on itv yesterday and he's a ringer

(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:36, archived)
# Hahahahafucking perfect!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:37, archived)
# arf he does a bit :D
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:47, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Did he have the voice ?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:17, archived)
# think
he was a brummie
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:27, archived)
# haha yes = )
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Dirty old girl! : )
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:15, archived)
# Personally, I suspect they are both FBI agents.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:21, archived)
# I want this to have happened.
/TomSharpeNovel
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] haha :D
if /talk was a pub:

(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:22, archived)
#
pub juicer
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:24, archived)
# more like a fruit machine
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha, way too polite.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:24, archived)
# I miss prickbot and wankertron :(
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
As well as their mutual love of Comic Sans I bet they both love S Club Juniors (or whatever the cool kids listen to these days)...
Please accept a click.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:23, archived)
# Ta
Choice of font was a no brainer, all the cool girls use it.

*edit* so I'm told.....
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:33, archived)
# hah
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Reminds me of this Monkey Dust sketch
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:42, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:46, archived)
# hehe
she looks like a saucy little minx
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:56, archived)
# Not too bad for a women from almost 100 years ago.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:09, archived)
# I think this is the real reason evil geniuses make time machines
to go into the past, meet hot chicks, and fuck with history.

(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:22, archived)
# Guys will even invent time machines in order to get laid.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:25, archived)
# there's probably a really depressing movie/novel in regard to this concept :D
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:30, archived)
# Maybe not...... Starts writing
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:39, archived)
# heheh
well, I'll write my own time travelling drama

with blackjack

and hookers!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Yes.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:27, archived)
# eeeyeeweee
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Talk Board is shit.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:03, archived)
# {:-)
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Obvious one
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
# hehe
when I was young, a bigger boy used to keep his scrud inside Mechano Magazines
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:09, archived)
# in meccano magazinse eh?
I bet he was proud of his erections
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:11, archived)
# there's a joke about nuts, bolts and rods but I can't put my finger on it
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:15, archived)
# Did he keep his tools in check?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:15, archived)
# burp
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:47, archived)
# This is how we party
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Is that a squid up his skirt
or has he just got a lot of hideous reedy penises?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)
# Labia of the year three years running.
(now I feel queasy)
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:28, archived)
# needs more fence cock
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:05, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: WHEN ONLINE GOES OFFLINE


Can you imagine a world in which people behave offline like they do online? We think you can, which is why it's this week's challenge. Suggestion by xandmi.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:13, archived)
# can you please tell me why you aren't putting gay robots to the vote?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:21, archived)
# ^
It's homorobophobia!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:25, archived)
# no it's not
it's homorobempowering
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Their time will come!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:32, archived)
# if you make a conga line of them
it sure as hell will
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:04, archived)
# It's gonna be FAB-U-LOUUUSSS!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:57, archived)
# Next you'll be wanting to give women the vote. Honestly!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] this hurts like hell
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:08, archived)
# I doubt jacob dyer would like this aswell
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:09, archived)
# ask him
https://twitter.com/JacobDyer
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:11, archived)
# no I'm scared
Last I saw on youtube he was surrounded by american students
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 18:13, archived)
# :)
Ha Ha, clicks.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 19:34, archived)

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