Typical comedy villain mistake, he should have killed Bond when he had the chance
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:10,
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I just want to squeeze his chubby little cheeks
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:23,
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just to be clearI'm referring to his face cheeks
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:59,
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North Ghoreean Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:11,
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fucking hipster haircut
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:37,
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I can't stop staring at the space around his earthere's enough space on his face to fit someone else's face on it, in particular Paula Abdul, whose face is far too small for all the things that are on it, so therefore - because of nature's constant struggle for equilibrium - there should be a sort of face levelling system where people with too much spare face give it to those who have no spare face, so they can keep their nose and such in it
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:39,
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Wait… there are markings. It's some form of Pervish, I can't read it.There are few who can. The language is that of Bathhouse, which I will not utter here.
(,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:10,
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The age of Pervs is overOperation Yewtree is seeing to that.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:22,
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I hear Operation Yewtree and now sponsoring TOTP2 Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:23,
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aha! so Steve Wright is hiding in the place they will least expect Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:39,
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here's a picture of a melon headed baby, click like if you find it insperationalcunts the lot of em
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:55,
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lol, heres a picture ov a afrika persun, they r probly ded by nowbut 1 liek = 1 prey.
share in 10 mins or you hate jade.
(share in 10 mins or you hate jade.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:05,
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haI saw someone on Facebook post that chain thing about that poor Indian girl who was raped and then died, saying "share this if u r against rape, IGNORE if u support rape"
the world is populated by utter fuckwits
(the world is populated by utter fuckwits
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:41,
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hahaSpam would vanish overnight if they had to buy stamps for each message :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:44,
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There was a plan many years ago to charge a penny for every email,I am talking AOL years ago here, but it never took off.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:51,
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I remember thatback in the day of AOL CDs offering more and more free hours
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:57,
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Free drinks coastersfrom AOL. I think I still have one or two somewhere.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:15,
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I used to send them on to that group that returned them to AOL in bulk *remembers when all this was CompuServe*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:19,
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yes, we've seen your she ra pictures
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:57,
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Fuck you, you're just jealous 'cos your slave leia costume turned out shit.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:13,
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you hurtful bitch :(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:25,
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Aww honey, I'm sorry.I'll tell you what, I'll let you borrow my rivet gun if you want to finish the bra.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:47,
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HahaThank Christ it wasnt just me. I was a cockhair from RISing that bit
( Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:45,
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NSFWNot Safe For Waterfowl
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leda_and_the_Swan
(,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:10,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leda_and_the_Swan
Goatse aside,Whenever you think something is weird, pervy or just downright freakballing odd; visit classic literature. Wins hands down.
(
moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees,
Sat 5 Jan 2013, 8:48,
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hahah top stuffI can't play those games...too scary, plus the only time I played COD (or whatever), I spent 20 minutes crawling towards a guard tower, then I fell off a cliff and died.
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:32,
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hahaha11eleven
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 14:05,
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Had to look up some of these termsRagequit: To quit out of a game because you are either losing, failing, or just plain suck. Very apt, great effort
(,
Sat 5 Jan 2013, 19:25,
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you what mate?.
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY,
Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:06,
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No matter how often I look at this pic I still roffle mayo.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:35,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: When Online goes Offline"){kind=small}
Of course, if online REALLY went offline,someone would write a helpful explanation on the exam sheet for me.
(,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:28,
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My brain goes into shutdown once maths starts adding letters.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:36,
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I'm OK untill the Greek and upside-down letters appear Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:48,
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I read an explanation of why mathematicians were lousy at arithmetic.They only have to deal with three numbers: 0, 1, and ∞.
Four if you count √-1.
(,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:52,
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Four if you count √-1.
there are an infinate amount of numbersthere are also an infinite amount of even numbers AND and infinite amount of odd numbers
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:59,
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Yes, but they only have to *deal with* those three.Something either eventually equals something else: 1/1=1, 1*1=1
or it eventually vanishes: 0/x=0, 0*x=0
or it approaches infinity: 1/0=∞.
(,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:16,
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or it eventually vanishes: 0/x=0, 0*x=0
or it approaches infinity: 1/0=∞.
An infinate number of mathematicians walk into a barThe first orders a pint, the second orders half a pint, the third orders a quarter of a pint, the fourth an eighth of a pint, and so on...
The barman shouts STOP! And pours 2 pints.
/nerdiest joke ever
(The barman shouts STOP! And pours 2 pints.
/nerdiest joke ever
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:22,
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HahaBit unfair on the poor mathematicians, though, having to divide up the pints by themselves.
( boris the spider,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:27,
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well it was a busy lunchtimeand he was running short of glasses
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:31,
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You're missing twoe and pi are both extremely important. Basically we need 0, 1, i=sqrt(-1), e and pi. infinity isn't a number, it's a limit and can be taken in numerous different ways and not all infinities are the same size. Take the number of integers, 1, 2, 3, 4....infinity. Now take the number of half integers, 1/2, 1, 3/2, 2, 5/2, 3...infinity. The infinity of half integers is clearly twice the size of the infinity of integers. Fortunately these are both countable infinities.
( boris the spider,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:12,
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Sure, go ahead and be *right* all over my joke.
haha sorryit's true though, mathematicians need about five numbers - and are shit at darts scores.
( boris the spider,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:24,
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could actually be done better but didnt wanna get collared photoshoppin knickers in work
(,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:38,
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oh my goodnessgreat pic!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:19,
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so what side was Captain Howdy ;)
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:38,
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What a cheesy filmI haven't eaten cream crackers for aaages. I want crackers now.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:42,
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Haha! I read that as 'Release the Krankies!' Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:44,
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WE NEED MORE CHEESE! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:51,
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hahahabrilliant!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 11:02,
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Did Savile actually put it up dead-uns then?I saw it on the front of a paper, but never checked the story.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:38,
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it's almost too horrible to link to... www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/278685
the story I mean, not the daily star - although both probably send me straight to hull
(the story I mean, not the daily star - although both probably send me straight to hull
arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:42,
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when I first heard that interviewI wasn't sure if Gambo was simply mistakenly using the word necrophiliac for paedophile, but it's never been retracted or amended by him that I have seen
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:48,
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He was seen standing over the body of JFK after the assassinationand he was giggling, knowing that he, as vice-president, would take over the reins of power.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:43,
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hehe, see also(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:49,
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Ah....Hai Karate, the smell of Dads in the 70sI am a bit miffed, I've used Old Spice my entire shaving career. But since the recent (admittedly quite good) advertising campaign, every bugger is doused in the stuff, and I find myself smelling like the rank and file :(
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:50,
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A friend got some Brut for Christmas, it's like the scent of 500 Granddads Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:53,
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"like the scent of 500 Granddads"...Piss and Werthers Originals?
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:59,
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Pfft!With a background musk of Cardigan
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:05,
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I'm not entirely sure what I imagine Old Spice to smell like is actually what Old Spice smells like.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:59,
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I know I've smelled it, opening various jars in people's bathrooms whilst being nosy.But I don't actually remember what it smells like.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:01,
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opening various jars in people's bathrooms whilst being nosyha ha :D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:07,
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You never had a "Oh, that looks expensive/naff I wonder what it smells like" moment?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:34,
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Ha ha quite close!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:05,
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Ha ha, you're trendy and fashionable!*points and mocks*
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:37,
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Congrats!*mutters something about the website not working in IE*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:55,
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Oh hai karatealso merry day of candlenessmasses :)
also also excellent TUC poll graphic on fp of the Independent today
www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8437730.ece/ALTERNATES/w460/04-votersprejudice2.jpg
(also also excellent TUC poll graphic on fp of the Independent today
www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8437730.ece/ALTERNATES/w460/04-votersprejudice2.jpg
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:56,
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Lots of words, but interesting none the less. Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:25,
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Very simple graphic but I guess that's all it needed to communicate the surprising figuresthe article www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/voters-brainwashed-by-tory-welfare-myths-shows-new-poll-8437872.html
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:28,
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On the pile with:Denim, English Leather and Pierre Cardin :)
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:01,
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Pah Blue Stratos was for dodgy hairy chested medallion wearing typesDENIM: That's the real mans musk... www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5TuGQcXgc8
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:03,
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I barely had hairs then !Paco Rabanne was my first one I think.
(,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:07,
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Smelling like Burt Reynolds has never been easier.Happy B3taday.
( Captain Howdy,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:06,
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Haha! The scent icon for many Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:12,
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Cheers, 7 years of my life wasted here Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:33,
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wasted used wisely
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:52,
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happly candliongs!my dad used to get Brut for Christmas from his mum every year and he hated the stuff so my mum used to use it to freshen the toilet and the vacuum cleaner
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:51,
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hahahaYou can tell how old someone is when they hear "O Fortuna"
Born in the 80s or earlier: Old Spice Advert
Born in the 90s or later: X Factor
(Born in the 80s or earlier: Old Spice Advert
Born in the 90s or later: X Factor
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:48,
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Driver. Get it? ROFLMAO!
coopergreen So far out of the demo, I'm on my way back,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 2:08,
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i THOUGHT THAT WAS THE mETALLICA THINGY AT FIRSTOOPS, caps
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 2:09,
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Some little snips from a video coming out at the end of the month.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 2:30,
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We do not speak of her, or of her terrible metal licking fetish.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:07,
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thought that was peers moron at first!
(
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 19:08,
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I used to like him in the 70'sWas there ever such a thing as harmless racism?
Nowadays, I guess the 'FP' would stand for 'Fucking Prick'..
(Nowadays, I guess the 'FP' would stand for 'Fucking Prick'..
mikenco,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:43,
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I used to like him in the 90'senjoyed watching that snooker game show 'Big Break' with him and John Virgo, Virgo made for a good 'straight man'.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:48,
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Oh yes..I forgot about that prog. Jim used to do a lot of gigs for our armed forces chaps and chapesses over seas too.
I do hope he's proved innocent in this current media witch hunt.
That said, if he's a kiddy fiddler, then I hope justice is served.
(I do hope he's proved innocent in this current media witch hunt.
That said, if he's a kiddy fiddler, then I hope justice is served.
mikenco,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 2:00,
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yepwill have no sympathy if he's found to be guilty. Can't imagine how the courts manage to find unbiased jurors in cases where the newspapers have already passed their judgement.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 2:05,
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Good point..The media spin condemns people these days just for hitting the headlines.
"Innocent until proven guilty (unless you are caught in a media shit storm)"
("Innocent until proven guilty (unless you are caught in a media shit storm)"
mikenco,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 2:08,
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meh.You get places like this, where the reasoning goes (in the worst tradition of the Fail):
"he's 'right wing', so he's a cunt. So he's guilty. He likes Thatcher (boo hiss), so I hope he gets bum raped in prison."
(,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 4:34,
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"he's 'right wing', so he's a cunt. So he's guilty. He likes Thatcher (boo hiss), so I hope he gets bum raped in prison."
He is however a cunt, who's 'humour' has always seemed to have been at the decrement of otherswhich makes him a cunt in my book, regardless of his political opinions
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 7:26,
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I might be wrongbut hasn't he been arrested over allegations involving two women who were over twenty at the time? This is the problem with the press, they've broadcast this being linked to the Jimmy Saville case and let people make the assumption that he must therefore be a kiddy fiddler. How do they have any hope of a conviction on a 'their word against his' case that goes back twenty years?
(
Skirite Gerrorf my larnd,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:05,
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Never let accuracy stand in the way of a good witch-hunting Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:48,
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Your use of a hyphen in this instance means I can't make the usual joke.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 13:09,
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Racist Misogynist Monthly is now missing a cover star for January
(
Captain Howdy,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:37,
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Yes, I wondered that as I posted itI think I actually said "Maffs" in my youth.
( mikenco,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:22,
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YarsAnd we also said
Biscuits
Dinner jacket
Fire engine
Jam
and could pronounce titanium and correctly.
Two nations divided by a common language.
Any more.
(Biscuits
Dinner jacket
Fire engine
Jam
and could pronounce titanium and correctly.
Two nations divided by a common language.
Any more.
MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:29,
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I know that Picard Facepalm
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:36,
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Goodnight, b3ta. b3ta.I leave you with a bee giving an ant a lift home. It's way past his bedtime.
Number two in the occasional "Bees on bikes" series.
(Number two in the occasional "Bees on bikes" series.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 0:07,
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bees and ants living togetherTHEY'D TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 0:59,
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at least that product ships to her location(nothing ships to Sweden from sites like amazon uk)
(,
Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:50,
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Really? I can get deliveries to Norway, though I have to keep them below 200kr or so to avoid ridiculous customs duties
(
boris the spider,
Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:47,
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That's because you're not EUAmazon supersaver shipping posts to Sweden for free.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:41,
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you bloodygenius. love it.
( pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:37,
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I like this :)I don't like this : www.tattyworld.net/ :(
finnbar has officially retired,
Fri 4 Jan 2013, 0:30,
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