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[challenge entry] souuuuey ! souuuuuueey !
(Zoidaroid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Sausages FTW

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:29, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Pfft. Needs roa sting
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:21, archived)
# sausage in a basket
that was how it was always sung when i was a kid at the local
(BRICKBAT, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:16, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:39, archived)
# those glasses lasted just long enough for the shutter to click on the camera
and then they were gone.

the fat cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Have it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)
# it pains him not
that's tough
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:25, archived)
# *now with 50% more replies
XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Porking Mindy


vegetarian version
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:00, archived)
# O-o
Bit nsfw?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)
# after all the full-penetration 'gay robots' animations
I thought this wouldn't pose a problem... can add a censor-sausage though (still have the PSD).

*edit* - if the mods require it, it's here.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)
# DO NOT QUESTION THE HYPOCRISY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahahahaha
WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# haha
Mindy was gee-orjus
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# married to the bloke who plays Gibbs in NCIS
for those who like shit tv
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:17, archived)
# /\ excellent factoid!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)
# i would
hhaahha
(Zoidaroid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)
# The look on their faces are priceless
*click*

Edit - Sorry, *is* priceless......
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:16, archived)
# both from the same source pic
which is pretty odd itself
images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Mork-Mindy-tv-01.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:18, archived)
# If i ever get married
this will be the inspiration for the wedding photographer
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha, I'm guessing there was another source pic involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:23, archived)
# had to search a long time
to get one with the angles right. Tough gig!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Nanu nan-ow?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Hmm
NSFW I think.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:49, archived)
# after a week of full-penetration 'gay robots' animations
I thought this was less risque... but if the mods want it, a censored version is here to link through to the real image.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Fucking hell
would and a half
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# made it because of this:
www.b3ta.com/board/10908909
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Wieners don't do drugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:19, archived)
# I wouldnt brisket
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:19, archived)
# If only they were pork I could make a "baked ham" pun.
Perhaps it's just as well.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:26, archived)
# i would have shanked you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)
# I'd have butterflied him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha, you're all on a . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:35, archived)
# put somer salt on that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Why? He'll flip out!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)
# You never know, he may be able to handstand it.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:44, archived)
# don't be a chump
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Frying tonight...
Not very good at being punny
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:26, archived)
# *subverts with Star Wars*


For the reference - sheesh, I wish I employed my brain for more useful things
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# punishment will be
meatered out
(Zoidaroid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Mmmmmm,
smoked meats!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
That's how Whitey Pudding is made
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:52, archived)
# o/\o *high 5*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# ball boys
(Zoidaroid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:17, archived)
# No less than he deserves*
*so sayeth Pat Nevin**

**Twat
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
# THE FOOTBALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
# I'm rissing
Did something happen in the footballs?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Eden Hazard?
Did his parents throw darts at a dictionary when naming him?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:18, archived)
# I'm guessing someone in football has done something to someone else in football?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
# frame 3
Ohhhh... ...shut that door!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] What will the National Sausage Association say about this?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:16, archived)
# i'm surprised the school had not yet been evacuated
...after all, he did call to say the school would be balognap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:20, archived)
# he originally went to just case the joint
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha
I used to love that comic book intro
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH!!!
:DD
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:23, archived)
# soup herb
well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 17:57, archived)
# oiiiiii!
.
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] END THIS CRUEL EXPERIMENTATION NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha, the porcine centipede

Now I'm thinking this would be better if his face was stitched to the dog's bum
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:13, archived)
# This is magnificent!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# did not sick
lovely!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Haha!
Soup. Herb.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# you'd better patent this quickly!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Beautiful
After years of refusing to see the shit he prints, he's using the same ability to blank out the dog muck before him. Not even blinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha holy shit!
How have I never seen this?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:48, archived)
# A truly wonderful sight.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:55, archived)
# who's the shitty dude?
(PintOfGuinness, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 23:34, archived)
# Richard Littlejohn, he's a very shitty man
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Jan 2013, 18:40, archived)
# sausages have no feelings :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Just look at their sad little faces.
DO YOU THINK THEY'RE HAPPY?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:18, archived)
# i see no frowns. they are content
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] lol - sausage centipede 3!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Salami Hayek


Click for bigger (111 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:43, archived)
# I'd make inappropriate comments to her, get slapped and then roughed up by her minders
if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:47, archived)
# PHWOAR! I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# That just looks like a horrible skin disease.
*Delicious*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:48, archived)
# MMMmmmmm Acne
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:52, archived)
# I bet she's hot and spicy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Hi Jamnog!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)
# how does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Surprisingly pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Sizzlin'
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:12, archived)
# original 'link' plz, lol
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Looks like a nasty acid burn
Is that a monkey head between her bweebs?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:38, archived)
# Noms :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Hooray for Meaty Chicks


(a tribute rp to sausagebird)
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:34, archived)
# He was dubbed.
If Wogan was really saying that, he'd use the word 'Snorker'
Nice pic, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Haha yes Snorker!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:47, archived)
# The what now?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Ninja'ed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha, superb!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:03, archived)
# Wasn't that
from the film 'The Cruel Sea'?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Yes, and yes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snorkers
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:00, archived)
# I got something right without looking it up!
*Does a little dance*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
# wogan's cock, again
i hope i have some eye-bleach left in the cupboard...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Get your own...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:29, archived)
# haha
topical
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:41, archived)
# FOOTBALL LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:58, archived)
# hiding the sausage ?
i say !
(Zoidaroid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Brought to you by the C 64.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:50, archived)
# I think something's repeating on him...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:15, archived)
# I think he's saying 'Tim'?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# He wants a crisp
Though he's not asking very politely.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:21, archived)
# i think he just logged out for a moment
to see if his conscience was bitching about him behind his back

also, the postman is a cunt - just found a card on the doormat (didn't hear a knock). apparently he tried delivering a parcel at 11:45am...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:26, archived)
# Timelord postman ftw
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:31, archived)
# PRIPP
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha
Is he saying grape or rape?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Rape grape
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:35, archived)
# grape ape rape
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Has he just had a phone call from the party donors
About that bit on coming down hard on tax avoiders?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:38, archived)
# Hehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:48, archived)
# wth
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:11, archived)
# How twitter works
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] A WANNA BANGAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Frozen in gristle!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:03, archived)
# I love you, sausage!
I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:05, archived)
# "I use any means necessary to get the banger done."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:33, archived)
# tis
goodly done
(Zoidaroid, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Great stuff(ing)

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:27, archived)
# MMmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I love horses, tastiest of all
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:44, archived)
# mmm, phallic...
speaking of which, you may or may not have seen this, b3ta.com/board/10914110
it went flaccid

(that was yesterday, it's now touching the floor)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Oh no! Quick, give it some manual aid!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:55, archived)
# I'd love to have seen the look on your neighbours' faces when you made thay.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:05, archived)
# they loved it
they kept bringing friends round to photograph my massive cock
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:07, archived)
# now touching the floor?
you've been spoiled
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:05, archived)
# :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:08, archived)
# I know the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:13, archived)
# that would have been a splendid time lapse movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:11, archived)
# someone was bound to do something like this
good to see it was done so well! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Seamless blending FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:42, archived)
# you picture draw good
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Damn straight!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:50, archived)
# only 'shopped pictures!
you know the rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:55, archived)
# ah you're alright!
hey! somebody get boris a drink!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Nelson sees no seams!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] National Aeronautics and Sausage Administration
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:43, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Every week we ask you a question, and the funniest and best answers go into the newsletter. Choose from one of the following:

Confused: Tell us your tales of confusion

Black Sheep of the Family: Submitter says - One of my cousins was labeled "The Dumbest Criminal in the County" by the press for writing a bank holdup note on his employer's stationery. Have your friends or family caused you to lose a measure of hope for mankind's future?

Self Importance: People who have a high opinion of themselves. Tales of Colonel Blimps and pompous bastards

My Mental Breakdown: The B3TA psychiatrist office is OPEN

Carry On Regardless: Have you ever carried on with something you regretted when you knew you should have stopped?








Vote closes at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:43, archived)
# Self importance or Mental breakdown.
They have the best potential for internet text war lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:57, archived)
# I think we may have to exclude
any b3tans from the list.

Yes there's some self important twonks out there, but we are BORED of hearing about them week after fucking week.

</grump>
</selfimportance>
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:02, archived)
# well, that's that ruined ;)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:06, archived)
# ^This^
So much this. Can you set up a board specifically for the Kindly Ones to moan about the quality of QotW answers, and about each other, without actually wrecking QotW itself? Maybe you could call it /offtopic, or /talk, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:29, archived)
# You could pick any topic
and it will usually devolve into a flamewar by day two, pun-fest by day four, and all out abuse by day 6. Day seven is where everyone just gives up until the the cycle starts again.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:58, archived)
# *sings* in the ciiiiiiircle of liiiiiife!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)
#
the black sheep of the family has a high opinion of himself/herself and makes everyone else confused to the point of mental breakdown but carries on regardless
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Star Wars
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Tremble at my 1337 skills, b3tans!


'Ning tout le monde!

EDIT Nul points on the Coast of Yemen-ometer for this one, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] ill be eating some wurst tonight
Bavarian beerhouse 'FTW'

Have a pea

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Kick Boxer YAY!
Have some more JCVD-based nonsense

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:31, archived)
# Breakin' YAY!
I love that film. Kickboxer, too - its my fave Van Damme film, and the disco dancing bar fight is the finest moment in it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:32, archived)
# Any scene that has the Muscles from Brussels busting his awesome moves automatically steals the show.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:29, archived)
# top punnage
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Jokes/technique etc... :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:07, archived)
# Ha!
Bacon tongue is a nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:15, archived)
# I eventually decided against the fried egg eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Bacon is always a nice touch.
Except perhaps at a Bar Mitzvah
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:49, archived)
# I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] and a deep fried mars bar fur Judas...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:06, archived)
# There are going to be teeth marks in my monitor thanks to this week's challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:15, archived)
# I am all into recycling...



We decided to recycle the garden hose and this was the best we could come up with.
(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:04, archived)
# I think that's called fly tipping ;)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:06, archived)
# Be sure to always tip your fly
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:08, archived)
# That's gratuitous
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)
# Would have been even better
if you were stood next to it in your best pimp outfit
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:14, archived)
# ah gots ma pimp cane
I had never heard of "fly tipping" before and had to look it up. I will always tip my fly from now on *unzzzzippp*
(Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:20, archived)
# like this:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Go, Jeremy, Go!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 10:40, archived)
# The best way to get rid of it
is to put "£1 a piece" on the tub. Some schemie-ned-scally-chav will nick the lot soon as your back is turned.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Got any 'ose?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:08, archived)

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