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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: DON'T VISIT BRITAIN


Don't visit Britain: The Government are thinking of launching a poster campaign to discourage people from coming to Britain. We think you can do better. So boot up Photoshop and design propaganda to show everyone what a terrible, miserable place the UK is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:10, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Could be worse...but YES!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:15, archived)
# *Cue a bunch of reposts from The Grauniad's "Don't Come To Britain" page*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:15, archived)
# B3ta, stealing image challenges from the Guardian since January 2013
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:17, archived)
# I can't even find it on the Guardian's page now.
Looks like their search is broken.

Oh hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:18, archived)
# Ah, here we go
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/gallery/2013/jan/29/immigration-britain-ministers-gallery
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:21, archived)
# The fucker is. I posted the link to the Grauniad in the first place
It's all my fault
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:48, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:44, archived)
# Hmm - a week of LOLitical pessimism and politic men's faces i dont recognise. Cant say im too keen on that.
I just hope someone gets a FP real quick, because every time i come to b3ta to check the board, i see Jamie Oliver's come face!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:15, archived)
# ...and his sausage :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:16, archived)
# well, this is turning out to be a popular image challenge :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:26, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] so yeah, the Romanians got the wrong end of the stick about this one, and now they all hate me and I can never visit


unfeasibly large version
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:37, archived)
# I wept -- 'twas beauty
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:41, archived)
# The Grauniad gave you a "we particularly like"
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/gallery/2013/jan/29/immigration-britain-ministers-gallery#/?picture=403157094&index=16
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:57, archived)
# very nicely done
*click*



poor Wales cops it again! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 4:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Though to be fair, Phil Collins albums are available outside the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:50, archived)
# utter mince
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 1:16, archived)
# have a robot
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:10, archived)
# Im guessing im not the only one seeing an angry red glans about to spurt him in the eye there?
I like his robo-briefs.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:10, archived)
# haha O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:11, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:12, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Looks like a meatus to me too.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:23, archived)
#
n angry red glans unwashed fleshlight
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:27, archived)
# he's saying 'ex-sperminate'
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:38, archived)
# nah, that's just the use of his "end effector"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Hahaha slight cameltoe there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:15, archived)
# I like the sky texture.
And those look like sturdy robot pants.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:15, archived)
# Cute!! :3
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:18, archived)
# I wear big boy pants!
Nice work, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:18, archived)
# I love his little Radio Flyer wagon
The robot obviously has taste.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:22, archived)
# Nice work, love it Prodge!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:30, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:31, archived)
# lovely colours
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:39, archived)
#
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:53, archived)
# me likey
av a click
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:16, archived)
# Very nice
Is that this guy in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:26, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:43, archived)
# Too gay for last week ;)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:26, archived)
# Nicely drawn
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:45, archived)
# aw look
he's found a tongue on the moon!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:06, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:28, archived)
#
PUBES
(1.618..., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:31, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:35, archived)
# I need a wider widde-comb
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:36, archived)
# 'Fro sho!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Bin bag hair is perplexing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Crabman!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:15, archived)
# hehe top work
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:17, archived)
# Must. Not. Visualise.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 1:06, archived)
# Now with anatomical correctness

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:26, archived)
# The nipple filters are a nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:28, archived)
# touch them for maximum effect
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahaha!!! XD
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:29, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:35, archived)
# IT'S CLICHÉ DISCOMEATS REACTION TIME NOW...


edit: this is why I fucking love b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:37, archived)
# every time :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:48, archived)
# this bit is wrong I complain
Compare with link to drawings of children in sexual poses
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:41, archived)
# See, this is where it all gets confusion

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:47, archived)
# is it owl time?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:53, archived)
# 'cutes hard'
Only spoiled by the fierce, ruthless eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Haha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:07, archived)
# haha, those cheeky owls
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:08, archived)
# This should be posted on pixiv.net
You should know better :P
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:46, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:20, archived)
# This is anatomical correctness gone mad!
I tell you, we're all going to Hell in a hand-basket!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:37, archived)
# ANATOMICALLY CORRECT IMMIGRANTS ARE RECEIVING BENEFITS TO STEAL OUR MALFORMED BREASTS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:39, archived)
# Majestic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:39, archived)
# Imperial!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Glacier!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Minty!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Polio!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:43, archived)
# Marcio!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:45, archived)
# I glad well as her!! n_n
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:04, archived)
# o.0
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha XD
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:22, archived)
# ^--^
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
fuck

hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:41, archived)
# haha I just had to do it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:40, archived)
#
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:12, archived)
# Floop is a madman! Help us! Save us!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:15, archived)
# Too lates!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Twenty minutes on the tshirt ... twenty seconds on the headswap XD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Your dedication did not go unnoticed, man.
Sterling effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:19, archived)
# haha :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha
i fucking love freebase
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:03, archived)
# hahahaha :D
and now i'm enormous
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:11, archived)
# I thought you were always enormous.
Or about to be. Or both. In a tent.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:24, archived)
# trouser tent
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:35, archived)
# just realised something. two things...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:25, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:31, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:45, archived)
# i recognise that ring...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:50, archived)
# i was only joking
come back!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:08, archived)
# Neat.
Scary too.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:47, archived)
# ah man this fucks with my head
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:43, archived)
#
Did it leave an imprint?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:46, archived)
# I am ashamed of doing this.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:52, archived)
# i didn't give him syphillis
honest
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Don't be sore.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:09, archived)
#
youtu.be/wIndyMp3UKc
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:14, archived)
# I used to open my mind so much I lost bits of it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:17, archived)
# Interstellar travel can cost a lot more than just petrol money.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:19, archived)
# there's Wotsits 3 for 2 at Londis too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:37, archived)
# I'll happily spend galactic credits on bargains like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:42, archived)
# :D
love this. bought it on vinyl, left it behind in the next shop and didn't realise until after i got off the bus...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:20, archived)
# christ, that takes me back
to a year with numbers in
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:37, archived)
# I fixed.
original www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=33198648
this is not own stuff. If my stuff, It will be Disgrace :(

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Says the scrotum with arms and legs!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Such passionate eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:52, archived)
# Optrex advert?
{:-p
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Wants
a box load
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:30, archived)
# that's no moon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:33, archived)
# that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:34, archived)
# that would be the best moon ever if it was
VOTE HAIRY MOON
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:36, archived)
# The sensible choice for tidally locked cosmological objects
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:48, archived)
# i can only see syphillis in every image :(

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:56, archived)
# it's still good, it's got booby in it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:58, archived)
# actually, it does look tasty
looks like cherry pie
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:59, archived)
# waste not want not
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:03, archived)
# That Jammy dodger is defective, and it has been dropped on a hairy floor
Either that, or its one of those Scotch Oranges ive heard about.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:06, archived)
# MwahAHAhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:39, archived)
# I thought it was more like a baked bean.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:06, archived)
# baked bean
raw
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)
# \oo/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Is that a shot from the anime version of Dredd 3D?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:50, archived)
# I hope it ^^;
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Cartoon porn in "not anatomically correct" shocker :O
Next you'll be talking about the size of some of these characters' eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Or the inclusion of an extra set of eyes, armadillo scales or a tail
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:52, archived)
# I want to sexy earthworms
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:54, archived)
# XD
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Whatever you're trying to highlight has been completely obscured by a massive red ring and arrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
#
Go on, please. Say fanny again. That was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:54, archived)
# fanny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:54, archived)
#
Thanks. *finishes*
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Rather, here is a reward for me.

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Happen Toaster is not pillow.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Yes.
Konjac plate.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Someone dropped the soap.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:40, archived)
# +5 for Happen Toaster
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:56, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:19, archived)
# this made me happenis :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:59, archived)
# Hi Moggy!

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Shazam!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:59, archived)
# haha - nice response :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:11, archived)
# ; )
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:46, archived)
# This is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:42, archived)
# ^ this
clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:47, archived)
# You idiot
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:03, archived)
# I deny it :P
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:06, archived)
# cannot deny opinion
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:10, archived)
# I do not mistake the position of the ear at least :O
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:12, archived)
# oh yeah, as long as the ear is in the right place, i'll fuck anything
with syphillis
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:14, archived)
# ...with syphillis
It will be sick XP
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)
# sorry, i meant
sarcasm
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:23, archived)
# OK :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:43, archived)
# so instead of posting funny, topical or silly photoshops
You thought b3ta needed your critique of another artist's work from another site.
Come on Moggy, you know better. Also, the link you posted contains images a few people here would rather not have on their computers. You should probably mark it as not safe for work.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Dave doesn't give a flying fuck what any of us think, Mr. Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:08, archived)
# If you can fix to the correct for this stuff? HELP!!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:10, archived)
# Help her toasty wan kenobi - youre her only hope.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:14, archived)
#
hahaha Lulz
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:41, archived)
# Your fiber is weak old man.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Wipe me down (with butter), and i shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Just think before posting
Stuff likes this makes you seem like a troll to some folk.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)
# I have to be honest.
I have a grudge against this author. :(
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Maybe, but here is not the place for it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:24, archived)
# But Here is FUNNY art place. I think his works are Funny at all!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:27, archived)
# It reminds me of the time Ian Astbury said he was as pretentious as a turd in a swimming pool
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:31, archived)
# I don't know well about him..
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Tell them, not us.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Ah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:41, archived)
# lost in translation
i just google translated the above phrase into japanese, then back to english.
i don't think i've improved it: "Can be modified to compensate for something like this about you? Help!"
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Thank you helped me!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:20, archived)
# Tists!
Everyone loves a nice set of tists
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:30, archived)
# let's tist again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:32, archived)
# like we did last warm epoch
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:34, archived)
# tists of fury
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:34, archived)
# TISTS OF THE NORTH STAR
50 MAMMARY MAN BEATINGS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:36, archived)
# Sorry NO Thanks!
Weird chest is not needed XP
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:32, archived)
# I did say nice set
obviously bad set is not requirement.

edit:


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:33, archived)
# OK!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:39, archived)
# Hooray for Mrs Breats!
Such a kind lady, with beautiful eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:38, archived)
# You should meet her daughter


She's got her own youtube technology channel and everything
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:48, archived)
# ...uhh...
...hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:33, archived)
# You perplexed even.
Guilty his works...
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:37, archived)
# My head is spinning.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:42, archived)
# He will help you.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:58, archived)
# No problem!
She is normal!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:01, archived)
# wrong forum
try deviant art
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Schoolboy error!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:03, archived)
# another forum?
so wow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:22, archived)
# I'm more worried about why the anteater hasn't tucked his cravat in.
Bloody slovernly
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Anteater has wear.
pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/201005/05/02/c0058102_15155849.jpg
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Thank you for this important information.
I shall avoid that artist and that website due to the artists poor appreciation of female anatomy. Everyone knows we have tails, pointed ears and 6 eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:06, archived)
# You're welcome :3
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:22, archived)
# Thanks, T.Hanks


Click for bigger (415 kb)
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:19, archived)
# Is the fella in the suit Tim Curry?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:25, archived)
# I liked her when she was in that video...
The one with the cow. Sweet Dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:25, archived)
# Gandalf?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:28, archived)
# ...think I would
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:50, archived)
# That Matthew Kelly's grown his hair!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:59, archived)
# jennifer aniston has stopped shaving!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:00, archived)
# mother?
Awse!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:13, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:14, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:44, archived)
# The 21st Century take on Funny Bones
was somewhat unnerving :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Hi!! Grim Reaper!! :D
BTW I found strange art.(funny?)
www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=33198648
...Position of the ears is funny.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:37, archived)
# Yes, some of the bodies on that site are odd shapes.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:44, archived)
# Yes. ...Maybe He likes the shape of a variant?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:49, archived)
# Strange art.(funny?)................................Imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:23, archived)
# I don't draw the funny picture of the position of the ear.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:25, archived)
# Earist
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:27, archived)
# I bet you don't say about internet eerie sites, either.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:37, archived)
# Space : The Final Front-ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:43, archived)
#
Say fanny again.
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:44, archived)
# You nasty internet bully.
{:-p
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:32, archived)
#
×bully
○just argument
:D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:49, archived)
# XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:31, archived)
# If you're spitting blood, you've probably got bleeding gums. D:
Nice arts as always!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:41, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:46, archived)
# Lovely stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:58, archived)
# I'm scared Death killed the thread above?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:12, archived)
# What thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:21, archived)
# ^this
thread wiv da angles
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:26, archived)
# Aww :(
Again, I get my news from b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Creepy reaper!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Nicely done, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:03, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:36, archived)
# tooth drones: attack!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:43, archived)
# wunderbar
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:00, archived)
# The same thing happened to me once...*


May contain traces of lie.....
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:22, archived)
# nice strobey future effect
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Well,
thankyou very much.. it's my special future seeing drugs that let me do it..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Future seeing drugs you say?
The spice must flow...
(becca_kitten Is odd at best, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Honestly,
any drugs in sufficent quantities will do..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:32, archived)
# I thought the episode of 'Being Human' I just saw had a rather dark take on this.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Gah!
Put another 10p in!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Richmond Kingsize
(I helped save b3ta! Social_Faux_Pas, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Goddamn I want a smoke now
or a sausage, either really
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Then have a smoked sausage
/predictablereplyblog
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Genius, taters!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:56, archived)
# I bet that's what Tetsuo's fags look like.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:16, archived)
# It's what they have in Canada.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Blame Kaneda.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Tetsuo SausageHammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:57, archived)
# I read that as Tesco.
Which would probably still be right.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:46, archived)
# smoking is cool
so are tumors
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:30, archived)
# IT'S NAT A TOOMAH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:25, archived)
# That gave me
multi-LOLs in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:22, archived)
# shittiest sausages ever
they squeak when you bite into them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:38, archived)
# They sound fresh
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:41, archived)
# it's from the plastic they add
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:43, archived)
# only part of them worth eating
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:54, archived)
# Yicky
I'd take those cigs back to the shop if I were you...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:24, archived)
# IRISH RECIPE
doesn't sound so "homely farm kitchen" now, does it.

lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# haha, he's still not the silly looking one in that picture :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Oh well played, sir
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Do you reckon the goth knows he's got a bird on his head?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:30, archived)
# oh, hello
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:52, archived)
# ross kemp out on a limb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# slapheed

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# 'shopped images only etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:46, archived)
# all praise our ginger fuhrer
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Kermitse?
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# I vaguely recall someone else did a Kermit Goatse picture on here, so I googled it
the search results for "Kermit Goatse" would suggest this isn't yours
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# A friend of ours in NY created this scene in her home
I'm merely giving it the audience it deserves.
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# It looks like it already has been around the world several times, when did she do it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:52, archived)
# One appears to have been duped.
*rescinds*
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:30, archived)
# demand compensation
of the sexy variety
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:32, archived)
# And if I uncrop the image, you can clearly see that this was taken in San Francisco, not NY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:00, archived)
# touche'
frog touching in fact
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:33, archived)
# is that your picture
I think not
*edit
6 years of doin' it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Did you make that in Flash?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# i'm fucking sick of hearing that green cunt singing about how happy his fucking feet are!
DAMN YOU, JAMES VILLAS HOLIDAYS! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPONSOR EVERY CUNTING PROGRAMME ON OF A WEEKDAY MORNING!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:52, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# You watch daytime telly!?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Please tell us it's for research purposes?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
# mostly reruns of auf wiedersehn, pet
and crime museum u.k.
not cowboy trap, though, i can't stand that fat egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Could be worse - I get sick of back-to-back ads for Sky Sports, Ladbrokes and online casinos.
Though is it just me, or is the most disturbing ad on at the moment the 'Lurpak' one? Some horror-movie gravelly voice narrating 'chop chop chop' as sharp knives slice a red cabbage in profile like that scan through the brain of a cadaver, things too brief to recognise get sliced and bashed, and then there's that sped-up cooking fish that shrivels up as you watch its eyeballs drop out. Creepy as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)
# i don't mind that one
but w*wcher is doing my head in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Damn work PC
"The word "anus" has been filtered from the search because Google SafeSearch is active."

but it still showed all the pictures of this image that needs he audience it deserves
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# some 'puters won't let me use my surname
because it contains a minor swear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Susan Fuckington-Cunthorse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
# no
but that is an awesome name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Michelle Twatblaster?
Doreen Mingebridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# DO I FUCKING LOOK LIKE A DOREEN TO YOU?????
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Yes.
Or maybe a Deirdre.

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:25, archived)
# YOU'D BETTER RUN, MONKEY BOY!
anyway, i'm off home. see you cunts tomorrow. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Ethel McTittybeard?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Just spotted
you didn't contradict the surname ;)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Edna Dickfondler
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:48, archived)
# that's a right toffy name...
would make a good addition to the royal family
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:36, archived)
# yes,
but does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# PREVIOUSLY...
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:22, archived)
# HI I'M KERMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:46, archived)
# boke
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:27, archived)
# haha
this made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:10, archived)
# HI I'M KERMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:38, archived)
# lol!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Classic b3ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)
# :D
this is how all wars should be fought.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# If I could just get the funding
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:52, archived)
# just call it the 'ubertank 9 million' or something
and flog it to the russians. the guy already looks pretty much like vladimir putin...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# all seems to be in order here.
as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:52, archived)
# It's like a seamhorse/cat
but it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# You're already obsolete Wing Commander.
It's all drones now.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:48, archived)
# wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:59, archived)
# This describes my morning exactly.
But with added welding.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:28, archived)
# I will name that tune in 3
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Gerroff!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)
# TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# I'm topical me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
ADAM'S ALIVE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
Adam = Sting
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# I see a fox has pooed on his lap
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# ...i dont know why i did it either
(I_am_B, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# I tried to watch Vanilla Sky the other day
what a big pile of old pants that is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:06, archived)
# That was the last Tom Cruise movie I ever saw
After that I decided it just wasn't worth the bother any more

What a steaming pile of shit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# I got to about half way through
I think I mistook it for another film from around then that I hadn't seen, but I don't know know what that might be.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Oh you're lucky
I watched it all the way through

and by the end I was so fucking livid that I added Tom Cruise to my list of actors that I will not watch. It's a list of precisely two at the moment, the other being Robin fucking bastard Williams.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# How about Jim irritating cunt Carrey?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# I'd have to check, as he doesn't seem to have been in much lately
*returning from IMDB*

The last Jim Carrey movie I saw was Eternal Sunshine, which wasn't too bad. I've seen Man on the Moon and Truman Show as well, neither of those are terrible.

Films I didn't even know he was in: Dead Pool and Earth Girls Are Easy.

There's nothing on the level of What Dreams May Come or anything in the Cruise ouvre there, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)
# But... but... he can run around and talk really quickly and loudly and pull faces!
Yeah... I don't like him either.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Which, given the demands of the roles of The Mask and Ace Ventura made him rather a good fit.
And Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is a fantastic film.
So, all in all, I think he gets by.

But fuck me, most Robin Williams films could turn Mr Happy suicidal.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# ^ with knobs on
People think he's funny but his skills are as you said:

1. Talks and acts manically
2. Pulls faces
3. Er
4. That's it
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# At least John Cleese had a funny walk to fall back on, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Haha true
Which is why he was paid 1/3 more than your average actorrr
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Listen to his earlier works
In particular, the old radio series "I'm sorry, I'll read that again".

Interesting fact : the 25th anniversary episode is possibly the only time he's performed the silly walk on radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Attack of the Semi-Giant Arsecake?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Lionel Richie live in Tel Aviv?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Oy vey, what a feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Deadly Transformer Jelly 3?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Ted Orbit Rides Again But This Time On A Pony?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Mank Buffet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Calamari Jane?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Here's looking at you, squid.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Here's looking at teuthid.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)
# *googles*
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Fanny Magnet and the Shitty revolver?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# The night it rained smegma?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# that was from the 50s
Kim Novak and James Mason
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)
# I was thinking of the LL Cool J and Rene Russo remake
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# aha, as you were then


don't make me laugh, I'm on a conference call with some apparently important Americans
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)
# ask if they've seen it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)
# ahahaha
honestly, I've never met such humourless bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Spandau Ballet - Greatest Hits in Mime?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Satan And The Deathwatch Beetle Of Doom?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# you are wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Still, where would we be if we were all the same, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# China


/racist blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:31, archived)
# *tries hard to stifle laugh*
*fails abysmally*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# We are all individuals
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Yes, we are all individuals
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 18:23, archived)
# Me too
I liked the atmosphere, the feeling through the film of "I know something odd is going on here and can't wait to find out what".

I liked the STORY. Remember those? Stories?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Who needs stories when there's BOOM SHINY FLASH ADRENALIN CARS LOUDNESS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:34, archived)
# there was a story?
I just saw whining and crappy nightclub scenes and Tom Cruise trying to act like The Elephant Man
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# you're making me want to watch it now
it sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# I was just typing the plot into a reply when I decided against it
in case anyone hadn't seen it. I didn't want to spoil it.

It's a very good story. One of those films you have to pause if you're going to make a cup of tea because there are clues scattered throughout.

It's one of those films where I said "OMFG" when the plot was revealed at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:43, archived)
# oh stop it
you are making want to finish watching it now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Arf
Go onto imdb and all will be revealed, saving you the bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# this is a better option
edit: it was. I'm so glad I stopped watching it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:37, archived)
# I hate the hyperactive midget
but I preferred his film over Abre Los Ojos because Cruise's smug self-satisfaction and fall from his privileged position is what really drives the story - I didn't get quite the same sense of that with an unfamiliar actor.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# I like the trailer
Tom running round an empty New York to Mint Royale

Saw the whole thing and thought it was pretentious arse.
Then find out it was a remake of a french film, thus proving my poiint
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)
# try "Open Your Eyes"
it's the Spanish film Vanilla Sky ripped off. And it still features the lovely Ms Cruz, in the same role at that.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:24, archived)
# she's not that lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 16:51, archived)
# he's grown an awful lot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:11, archived)
# The incredible shrinking violet.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 15:15, archived)
# he's such a card
(Zoidaroid, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Haha, they're, like, total goofs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# YOU GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)

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