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[challenge entry] And we'd do it again.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:31, archived)
# what is going on :D
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello Johnny Forriner :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:21, archived)
# is it wrong to be slightly aroused by this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Knowing you...
...you'd probably walk into the tree ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:24, archived)
# heheheh
i'm in a state of shock today anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)
# You would be...
...if you tried to touch that 'Rozzer' in a 'special place' :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# pfff!
just got the go-ahead for my surgery. i'm in need of a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Ooh, thats sounds a bit serious?
Hope it all goes well Smash :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)
# ta :)
it's very serious, major reconstructive surgery. it'll be the biggest and most complicated op i've ever had and, considering i've had about 20 or so, that's saying something!
then again, morphine is great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Flippin 'eck, I won't pry...
...but that DOES sound very serious. Keep us posted
of your speedy recovery, or there'll be bother ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:35, archived)
# i will
i think the hospital's got wifi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# So...
live streaming of the op?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# not a chance
not even the skin graft
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Weee!
Just made this. TOAP, NWOT.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# i agree with your assessment of birkenhead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Birkenhead shopping precinct
Where even Greggs had to close down for being too highbrow. Got replaced by a pound bakery.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 21:48, archived)
# I was born in Birkenhead
and I fully endorse this message.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Ditto.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 18:19, archived)
# I used to work in Birkenhead police station.
That was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
#
I quite like Mr Bean
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# i do like the way
you start off all Daily Mail, but then sneakily use it as an example of additional crapness a bit later on. Good Show!
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 11:40, archived)
# haha
It's PC JR!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Did you get my note about the font mate?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Chinese Rocks!
Just got it, thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:17, archived)
# awesome!
*clicks*- and *licks* zzzzZZap!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I just *love* his manly stare

(Another MS Paint classic)
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:12, archived)
# but his lips say "i dribble when i smile"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Best argument for Welsh independence.
Being able to tell Nick Griffin to piss off back to his own country.
(xaer0mancer, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:23, archived)
# The Raging Ostler

Bigger version on my blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Hmmm . . .
expected horse . . . how unexpected

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)
# It's better than my first attempt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:32, archived)
# This reminds me
of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdI7RJr9ooA (sfw)
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Reminds of The Nightmare
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:John_Henry_Fuseli_-_The_Nightmare.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:23, archived)
# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:31, archived)
# UNDERWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Jeremy?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:12, archived)
# :D
Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha, I like it
Is he cross because he's dropped his Tesco Name badge again?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Happy Candleday!
He's an ostler, so unless he works in the frozen meat section at Tesco he wouldn't get much work with horses.

The (presumably fictional) painting is mentioned here: youtu.be/ZaMMb2rdZVY
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:57, archived)
# hahahaha, cheers
Swarfega!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Oof, CANDELTIME.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Happy b3taday!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)
# thanks Moley
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Woo yay & hoopla
for using the word ostler :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Aces!!
Nice 'blur' effect sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:49, archived)
# My God they poop a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Remember this...? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I do indeed, and I still haven't thought of a proper ending.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Fantastic stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)
# ooh, it's just like that Fuseli picture
edit: oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Effie.


My niece. Sorry she's not very funny. CLICK FOR GINORMOUS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Compo it!
Just kidding, she's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Ha, I thought we were still on sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Nice vector work.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Lovely work sir!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:29, archived)
# nice 'n' stripy



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Blimey
that's rather woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Thanks
It's from my gross insomnia days . . .

EDIT: I did a few



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Have you seen some of the stuff those narcoleptics churn out?
Me neither. Lazy fucks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Badum!
Zzzzzzzzzz!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)
# IVV's is still awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Cor!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Nicely done....
Woo Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)
# hurrah :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)
# nicely
Just got our 1 year old girl off for a nap, * so I'm typing quietly
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:48, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:01, archived)
# ta fella
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:07, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Nice niece is nicely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:45, archived)
# AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!..........
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:10, archived)
# This version of Donkey Kong is just weird.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Kitten Kong perhaps?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr6CyU-Ev_M
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)
# but does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Hmm...

.....................
(Cruising Capacity, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:27, archived)
# There's no cats in Heaven!!! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:24, archived)
# Are these cats or dogs or neither or both or what?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:25, archived)
# absolutely!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:21, archived)
# The best cat tumblr i've seen so far...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)
# tis a thing of beauty!
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Pissed kitty
is pissed :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (110 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)
# as an Amurkin -- this image challenge is going to make me feel unwanted :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Welcome to Britain
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:18, archived)
# This is the best reply.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)
# it's currently fifth in the challenge's 'popular' page!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Please?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Gladstone Small Neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# He's leaning his head forward
to emphasize his harsh stance
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)
# No, because he has a double chin.
He's definitely deformed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Excellent stuff Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:45, archived)
# cheers mate
Just seen your Blessed work below
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Nasty Nick'll sort 'em...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely, lovely Nick Griffin. What a cunt.
I'll shoe this in here if you don't mind awfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:38, archived)
# I read that as 'embarrassing'
which works just as well in this case...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha, nice

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Saw this in the Graun and thought it needed (badly) shopping


There's probably a Shatner in there too: www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jan/31/india-freedom-can-outdo-tyranny
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Morning, squire
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Edit: www.angelfire.com/ok/marywhitehouse/mkahn.html Blimey, read the follow up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:42, archived)
# Crikey, don't think I'd seen that before
bit dark
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:49, archived)
# even more worryingly
angelfire is still active...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)
# BENT
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:43, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:03, archived)
#


I'll just pretend 'Lost consonants' won the vote...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:00, archived)
# That would have been far better.
In fact I may join you in this willing suspension of disbelief.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:06, archived)
# yup..not seen anything good in the new challenge so far
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Maxi Driver
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Urgh
my folks bought Maxi after Maxi, utterly shite cars
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:25, archived)
# poor you
austin allegro. now theres a car
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Aye..
you're not wrong there
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:35, archived)
# All about the equipe though.
farm4.static.flickr.com/3658/3625994252_fb0aba7235.jpg

Tell me that's not the business.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# what a car
how did british leyland every go under?
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)
# haha
My folks had a blue Simca like this one. Which I hated at the time (80's), but think's cool now?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:10, archived)
# wow
that looks great! i'll swap you your childhood for mine and the brown ford escort
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:24, archived)
# we had one too
the seats used to heat up to thermo nuclear temperatures in summer - perfect for sitting on in shorts
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:17, archived)
# I love bouncy cars!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Oooh, nicely
Dive, DIve, Dive !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:24, archived)
# majikool!
w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Draw me!!
Denizen and Mine.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Oh!
I've just stopped wanking...
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Please continue please :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Shant.
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:50, archived)
# not enough eyes and the tits are wrong
*posts to pixiv to complain*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:49, archived)
# this is much better
lol
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:50, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Unyiffing the guy on the right is the best bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:53, archived)
# oh, fo sho, yo!
actually, i like the note pad.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Mine's ears should not delete D:
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Gender change anthropomorphic pink rabbit nun sketches denizen laying on beaked carrot pillow on chaise longue.
Having checked first, somehow google translate adds something about whales to this.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Hello again, comedy account.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)
# No. I'm not.

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:01, archived)
# no, you're really not
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:02, archived)
# *This account is real*

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/write.php?parent=10919571
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:05, archived)
#
コメディアカウントなわけねーだろ、バーカ
いいかげん本物って気づけよ。
私は日本人だよ。
イギリス人がこんな日本語使えるのか？使えないよな？
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:10, archived)
#
誰もが、Googleが日本語音声に変換され使用することができます。
人生を証明するものが必要です。それとも、コメディ·アカウントです
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:13, archived)
#
バーカ
↑Google翻訳されない

第一、あなたは日本語を完全に理解できていない。
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:17, archived)
#
それとも、コメディ·アカウントです
↑「それとも」の使い方がおかしい。
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
#
As is the use of delete. Very google translate.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
#
私は日本人だから日本語は翻訳無しでもできるの。
JollyJackは日本語つかえねーのぐらいわかるだろ？
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:35, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Well you would say that, wouldn't you?
Not a lot of point in a comedy account if you go around the place telling everybody.

Proof of life or you don't exist. Comedy account person.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:02, archived)
# This particular comedy account appears on many other sites too.
'Comedy existence', more like
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:04, archived)
# why did you move the ear?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Rabbit move ears then draw the pict?
Anyway rabbit should have ears.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:06, archived)
# n_n
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:36, archived)
# I made sone denizens for a bash once
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Nice :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:39, archived)
# this amuses discomeats
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Wibble wibble.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:31, archived)
# That's...................................................something...!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Denizen :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:21, archived)
# carrot chicken FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:47, archived)
# :D Hehe
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Have you never done any life drawing ishiatamamoggy?
Weird thumb is weird
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:54, archived)
# I must effort.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)
# I like this
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:34, archived)
# O_o
Regally terrifying!
/board is moving at a terrific rate this morning. Has everyone had their Ready Brek?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Hypnotically good
Co-incidentally, i'm stroking my knob to the same time and rhythm as Her Majesty is moving her pretty head...
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Nice =]

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Gawd bless yer, Ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:52, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:44, archived)
# haha
Phil's up next on a firehose strapped to a wheelchair
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:51, archived)
# haha... i like
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Stuck this on /links last week but it's not been a mainboard post, so not technically a pea.


EDIT WTF Y U no display image?

EDIT EDIT How odd... I've tried to upload the resized pic twice and it's not displaying on either version. This is the version I uploaded earlier in the week - it's 225k - sorry. Anyone else have b3tards playing up?

EDIT EDIT EDIT got one to work, but both previous endeavours still gipping... Curious.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:33, archived)
# b3tards images don't show up immediately I've found, but they are there, just hit refresh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:52, archived)
# It showed in b3tards, but when I pasted the code across the the post, it didn't come up for some reason.
I suspect a glitch in the Matrix.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:54, archived)
# a bit like this glitch in the matrix
You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'WHERE parent_id IN (175,185,187,191,237,249,258,270,268) AND deleted=0' at line 1"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:03, archived)
# Is that on the Friends page?
I flagged that through the mail form a hile back...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:07, archived)
# yep
i thought about reporting it. that's as far as i got
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
# We've clearly been equally effective with our respective approaches!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:16, archived)
# you can see my thought process then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Forrins!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:09, archived)
# WONDERFUL!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:42, archived)
# He's very testy of late.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Nice work Ninj
I like that AWAY font, what be it's name?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Cheers Q!
Chinese Rocks mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)
# 8,000 Posts... thats a lot of O's
000 Posts... thats a lot of O's
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:56, archived)
# om nom nom nom

well done Mr Wildyles, you've been keeping the board alive!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:58, archived)
# I have been slowly killing it with shite venn diagrams you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:02, archived)
# I like a bit of variety
and they're still funny :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:04, archived)
# 0's ftw
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:59, archived)
# i think your density scaling's off
nicely done though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:59, archived)
# I think so too
I think Polos might be denser than a hula hoops. But I have no testing facilities
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:01, archived)
# what's up with your mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:02, archived)
# *turns off webcam*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:06, archived)
# *wipes condensation build up from window*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:46, archived)
# PARTY RINGS
KIng of all the biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:00, archived)
# Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:01, archived)
# *cough* hob nobs *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:04, archived)
# An earl at best...
FOOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)
# party rings are just plain biscuits with a pretty* sugar coating
what they lack in flavour and substance they try to make up by being unreasonably hard.



*gay
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Right.
You: outside, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)
# A mere pretender
to those of us that remember Abbey Crunch
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:25, archived)
# ooo..... a fine biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:35, archived)
# WHAT? A biscuit not suitable for dunking is an obomination
*dunks rich tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:37, archived)
# I like this but would have liked to have seen a nice juicy spagetti hoop.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:03, archived)
# This is true, I have cherry picked for the purpose of density
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:07, archived)
# spaghetti hoop would've fit nicely at the end.
it's the smallest and the least dense.


if you hadn't fucked it all up, of course ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:05, archived)
# Does it work in IE? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:14, archived)
# Yes :)
Many thanks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)
# have some more o's
Woooooo
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:07, archived)
# Oooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Escellent sir as per!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:09, archived)
# Sheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:14, archived)
# Oops! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Superb
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:33, archived)
# SOOperb?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:38, archived)
# Lovely Os!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:02, archived)
# Hose. Not "Os".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)
# haha, nice one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Cheers Mr Toast :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:03, archived)
# VERY nice
Cheerio's!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] swimming: a benefit of calling an island country 'home'


source
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:47, archived)
# needs more sewerage!
i like it.

not sewerage, of course, well you know what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:00, archived)
# ^this^
And a floating prophylactic.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:01, archived)
# she's a few seconds away
from shitting herself
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:03, archived)
# that'd work
and for the prophylactic?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:05, archived)
# Not entirely without precedent, in fact.
One hot summer back in the 80's, two basking sharks came in close to shore and hung around the river outfall between Trusthorpe and Mablethorpe. After a bit of a hoo-hah they were herded back out to deeper water by the coastguard.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:01, archived)
# didn't know that
lovely bit of coincidence :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Subtle hint...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:05, archived)
# Nicely, doubles up as a giant catapult to fling the forrins back
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:17, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Monster Vacuum Witch Glue Helloooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
# TJ
Looking for a couple of interactive animations and can't remember where to find them.
Got them bookmarked at home but am at work :(

One you give a website to and it animates the nodes into a colourful tree
Found that one - WEBPAGES AS GRAPHS

The other is a word frequency graph - enter a word and it slides to the point on the graph
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:20, archived)
# i like that.
wired looks like a gay dog

i'd be intersted to see the other one. send the link when you get home
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:08, archived)
# ululululul
Nice. try saying it out loud fast.

Slap yourself if you fail.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Mmm hungry now!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:46, archived)
# I was about to eat mine...
but it fucked off to Belgium in a huff.
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:49, archived)
# Now I'm hungry...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:49, archived)
# Very nice.
No egg on HIS face
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha.....AND...
Many happy returns mate!!

C-A-Y-K-E!!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Yaay!
Good reason for a pint at lunchtime!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Happy Birthday
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:57, archived)
# Cheers :)
Always a special feeling on a B3ta'day
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:04, archived)
# If you squint really, really hard, then read what you just wrote...
it looks a bit like 'Always feeling a Special Brew'
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:08, archived)
# That's how most Christians read the bible!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:21, archived)
# Hitler plate ftw
Merry day of candlenessmasses :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Can't beat a Hitler fry
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:18, archived)
# Stephen Fryup surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:51, archived)
#
quite interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:05, archived)
# oishi
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:08, archived)
# fucking BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# thanks
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:53, archived)

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