Save the blobfish!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:58,
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mmm...tasty panda steaks.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:21,
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yaybut darn, I missed the sublols request
Meat contamination reaches new levels
as Primark recall all leggings due to evidence of camel toe
(Meat contamination reaches new levels
as Primark recall all leggings due to evidence of camel toe
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:23,
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I'll make sure it's read all over for their sake then
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:25,
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"Last week we wanted you to celebrate beards"have I missed another running joke? The last few seem to have said that now.
( barnesy,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:27,
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My monitor is now covered in chicken rotiwhen I clicked on the Dean Gaffney clock,having been reminded about the preciousness of time
Cheers Rob :)
(Cheers Rob :)
Jahled Three shades of black,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:33,
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BritishIt's a transgender-Soo, the Panda from Sooty and Sweep:
"Soo Panda Man"
I lie.
("Soo Panda Man"
I lie.
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:21,
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hahaha he/she looks well dodgyNice font work. I've taken that superman writing apart before and it's a hell of a job
(
Q4nobody,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:49,
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thanks!yeah it's a massive pain, took far longer than the head-change. Still a bit ropey on the curve, but surprised how well it turned out really.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:18,
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this was my effort and the font took longer than the heads
Q4nobody,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:27,
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that G would have been hard as hellnot much in the original to base it off - bit of the S, bit of the P maybe.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:43,
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hmmI try to repurpose the existing letters into new ones - which is why they always look a bit wonky!
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sat 16 Feb 2013, 11:47,
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He's better watch out for Asteroid 2012 DA14(passing by tonight for anyone interested)
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:47,
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I think it'll sound more like BOOM!! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:50,
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Yeah this is what it sounded like(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:56,
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I'm curious about how far away that could be heard. Was that noise from the impact, or was the asteroid traveling supersonic?
I NEED TO KNOW!!
(I NEED TO KNOW!!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:05,
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It seems it was a Bolideso that sound was it, exploding way before it hit the ground
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:12,
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I would imagine as DAT14 will be travelling at 17.5 thousand mph it can be assumed this was probably supersonic.(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:33,
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Weirdest looking panda I ever saw.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:49,
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What a snooty bastard. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:53,
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o< TEAM PENGUINS APPROVES!:D
(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:50,
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(o)<_(__)__
team duck thanks you!
(team duck thanks you!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:53,
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I like it when things bounce and so forth:)
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:54,
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that's got the perfect frame rate, makes it very watchable HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:05,
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shame I brain damaged drawing the actual penguin, oh well, always in too much make haste fastly or something.
(
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:07,
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'stranglewank' is a fine word taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:02,
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ha ha, I can't belive I have a match for that!
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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hahah, the doctor said it would cure my pilesHE LIED!
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:05,
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BULMOONS
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:09,
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this will be a surefire hit among the kids!
(
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:00,
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i guess that's one way to remove impacted faeces taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:09,
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Balloons! Lovely pic.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:59,
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She's got lovely balloons.And by "balloons" I mean "tits".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:00,
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The 'plane is after her balloons,and she don't like it. Not one bit.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:11,
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awthis makes me think of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmWvteVIYVw
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmWvteVIYVw
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:01,
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ooh I like that :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:02,
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very nice
(
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:32,
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You wouldn't believe how hard it was to find a picture of Pip that didn't cut off the lower half of his body.
But given the curvaceous she-mammals that Jollyjack draws so well, I didn't mind looking.
time for a wee jam :D
YES...
this is why we all come here!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:46,
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brilliant stuff!
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:47,
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hahaha, nice work *clicks*a quick ignore soon sorts the board.
( Q4nobody,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:37,
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I'm gonna quickly click this before it gets shoved into the archive
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:40,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Pandas"){kind=small}
Ha ha nice one. Might as well pop this here.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:41,
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^Cheers allThought it might be a bit seamy
but I've not got a lot of spare time..
(but I've not got a lot of spare time..
Chumps 👀,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:43,
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Piss off and read the FAQ you moron. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:22,
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Sorry - moran. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:25,
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Just trying to pick the correct hair colour. Is she a natural blonde?edit - ignore my question, i've just noticed her sideburns.
( herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:29,
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The disparaging cheese.Once upon-a-time there was a cheese that lived in a small box filled with straw. It was known throughout the kingdom for its wisdom in financial and legal matters. The king's subjects would come from the countryside and from the other towns in the realm to ask the cheese for its advice.
The cheese, being a dairy product, soon became weary of providing free legal and financial advice. It also became despondent because, though it was well respected, it wasn't liked by the populace. They would take the free advice yet snigger behind the cheese's back, remarking how smelly the cheese was and what a dreary little straw-filled box it lived in.
As time went on, the cheese became curter with its advice and angrier with its supplicants. It still offered the free financial and legal advice, but it was no longer delivered in a friendly tone and the cheese was downright rude when questioned on other topics outside of finance and law.
One day it was asked its opinion upon people wasting threads on the popular community site b3ta.com, and whether it had anything to say upon people who couldn't or wouldn't read the FAQ despite the regulars' promptings to do so forthwith. "What twats," said the cheese.
(The cheese, being a dairy product, soon became weary of providing free legal and financial advice. It also became despondent because, though it was well respected, it wasn't liked by the populace. They would take the free advice yet snigger behind the cheese's back, remarking how smelly the cheese was and what a dreary little straw-filled box it lived in.
As time went on, the cheese became curter with its advice and angrier with its supplicants. It still offered the free financial and legal advice, but it was no longer delivered in a friendly tone and the cheese was downright rude when questioned on other topics outside of finance and law.
One day it was asked its opinion upon people wasting threads on the popular community site b3ta.com, and whether it had anything to say upon people who couldn't or wouldn't read the FAQ despite the regulars' promptings to do so forthwith. "What twats," said the cheese.
wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:42,
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There's something for everyone in this!Well, the OP, at least, anyway.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:51,
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indeedthe tragic tale of a cheese and how it's soul was destroyed by the hatred and greed of others.
poor cheese.
(poor cheese.
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:53,
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I liked this story
(
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:44,
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heart warmingand heart breaking
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:29,
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Can I suggest that youuse the 'edit' button and keep your in-joke to one thread.
Stops the broken images pushing other people's work off the board.
(Stops the broken images pushing other people's work off the board.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:46,
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Oh please don't turn out to be an odious troll...*crosses fingers*
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:18,
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yeahI'm getting the feeling that this might not be his 'girlfriend'?
( Q4nobody,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:20,
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maybe it's a girl who he bought a pint forand then stared at
like this
(like this
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:38,
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What the fuck is all this shitI'm seriously considering actually doing some work today :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:20,
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Which hooters has she been to? I recognise that H on her T-shirt. taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:21,
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I don't know why......but this reminds me of that scene in 'seven' when the fat lad is tied to a table and force fed spaghetti until he bursts...
(
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:42,
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If those spill on the floor it could spell disaster!*steps back into time machine*
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:54,
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i seeDISASTEЯ
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:07,
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hahahahayeah, I almost said the R wasn't there, it's sad, I know
( Q4nobody,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:17,
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haha...it's amazing that peeps take the time and trouble
(
Elvis impersonator,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:23,
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hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahathis really amused me
( charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:46,
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I remember thatIts actually a really nice poster. Good perspective.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:55,
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it's a classic caseof 'better film poster than the film itself'.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:00,
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It's a lovely illustration. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:04,
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truth.that's some painstaking mc Escher esch perspective drawing.
tis a shame about the movie. maybe if we hadn't just had home alone 7 we woulda tolerated the little chump.
(,
Tue 19 Feb 2013, 2:01,
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tis a shame about the movie. maybe if we hadn't just had home alone 7 we woulda tolerated the little chump.
Comrades!
In all honesty though, I'd love to have seen it go over in person!
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:30,
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Splendid stuff!:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:31,
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Oh thank ee!I have a weakness for Soviet arts!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:31,
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They are truly marvellous things Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:53,
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Hahahaha(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:31,
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I love it!It reminds me of a poorly translated Russian joke collection I saw somewhere a few years ago
*runs off to find*
edit:
Lieutenant Rzhevsky at party talked to Natasha Rostova but suddenly asked to excuse him and went out. When he was back he was all wet.
- It is raining outdoors?
- No, it is windy.
(*runs off to find*
edit:
Lieutenant Rzhevsky at party talked to Natasha Rostova but suddenly asked to excuse him and went out. When he was back he was all wet.
- It is raining outdoors?
- No, it is windy.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:47,
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www.johndclare.net/Russ12_Jokes.htm
A judge walks out of the courtroom, laughing loudly. A colleague asks, "What is it you laugh about?"
"Ah, I just heard an excellent anecdote," the judge says, sweeping tears of laughter.
"An anecdote? Tell me!"
"Are you crazy? I just sentenced a man to ten years for that anecdote."
(A judge walks out of the courtroom, laughing loudly. A colleague asks, "What is it you laugh about?"
"Ah, I just heard an excellent anecdote," the judge says, sweeping tears of laughter.
"An anecdote? Tell me!"
"Are you crazy? I just sentenced a man to ten years for that anecdote."
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:13,
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A frightened man came to the KGB "My talking parrot disappeared."
"This is not our case. Go to the criminal police."
"Excuse me. Of course I know that I have to go to them. I am here just to tell you officially that I disagree with that parrot."
("This is not our case. Go to the criminal police."
"Excuse me. Of course I know that I have to go to them. I am here just to tell you officially that I disagree with that parrot."
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:19,
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Two of my favourites:Nixon and Brezhnev (yes, it's that old) had a footrace against each other. Nixon won. Pravda reported, "in a footrace, Brezhnev was within one place of winning, and Nixon placed second-last."
and
A jew applies for a job as a woodcutter. "Do you have any experience?"
"I worked in the Sahara Forest."
"You mean the Sahara Desert."
"Yes, now."
(,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:12,
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and
A jew applies for a job as a woodcutter. "Do you have any experience?"
"I worked in the Sahara Forest."
"You mean the Sahara Desert."
"Yes, now."
Possibly the oldest of all.After queuing for four hours a man in a butcher's shop complains about the new regime because there are no sausages left.
The guard comes over and says, "The old regime would have had you shot for complaining."
The man says, "Oh shit, are we out of bullets as well?"
(The guard comes over and says, "The old regime would have had you shot for complaining."
The man says, "Oh shit, are we out of bullets as well?"
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:42,
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Brilliant!Thanks for that.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:52,
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That is excellent Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:57,
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choiceis it bad that i read these in accent?
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:35,
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brilliant
(
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:50,
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When I lived in Oxford and more importantly when I was a dirty filthy smokerI was stood out the back door of our house about at about 2 in the morning, and a shooting star came over that I watched break into about 4 bits and left a huge sparkly trail that lasted about 20 seconds. Was quite the sight, so heck knows what this one was like!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:39,
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I think it was more terror than twinkly lights in the sky:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:55,
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That's what Keith Barry wants you to think Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:58,
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Have you seen this vid of the bang? (mind speaker levels)www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np_mpGYSBSA&feature=player_embedded
Bearing in mind it had alredy gone over them, and must have been MILES away by this point, Bloody hell, it's loud!
Edit: Bonus breaking factory window action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brrAGu-zzy8
(Bearing in mind it had alredy gone over them, and must have been MILES away by this point, Bloody hell, it's loud!
Edit: Bonus breaking factory window action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brrAGu-zzy8
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:04,
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lol, kinetic energy turning into soundlol
bang
oh yeah, and supersonic shockwave lol
(bang
oh yeah, and supersonic shockwave lol
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:06,
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WooAnd some ace videos of it thanks to in-car cameras
(
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:46,
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Russian car insurance companies are one of the greatest boons to science / general life studies in recent years!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:53,
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I think I'd have probably soiled my girly knickers in both delight and terror :DEdit: brainfog wrong place
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:20,
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Good work ComradeПревосходный
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:52,
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excellent work
(
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:47,
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sorrysorry did not attatch message, please can someone photo shop my girlfriend into Tubbs from league of gentlemen ? Have tried but my attemps pretty poor
thanks
(,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:21,
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thanks
yeah ill do iti'll need another source image. can you get your girlfriend to pose like this and i'll mix the two together
www.freewebs.com/dirtyoldmanpants/Dirrty%20tubbs.jpg
NSFW i guess
(,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:29,
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www.freewebs.com/dirtyoldmanpants/Dirrty%20tubbs.jpg
NSFW i guess
If you post a photo of yourself, I can photoshop you as Crockett. I can photoshop you as Crockett.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:30,
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Bugger. I forgot the hands. Please post a photo of your girlfriend's hands. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:32,
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Sure - how much is your budget? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:30,
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Sure, I'll drop everything and get right on it drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:39,
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Good work here! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:43,
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you put your girlfriends picture on b3ta?oh dear.
This won't end well.
(This won't end well.
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:01,
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ending, oh?we're not even getting started :P
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:06,
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3 day meme?when she finally turns into a 50ft woman smashing cars with limes that's when we know it's all over
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:09,
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would that be after or before someone shops her face onto freebase at the rowing machine?EDIT: I stand corrected b3ta.com/board/10928053
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:15,
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.jpg)
GF is a alien! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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Hahahhahaaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:29,
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damn near passable PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:40,
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Are you wearing yours...?
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:03,
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quick and dirty one
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:46,
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Ooof!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:04,
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it was only meant to be a vague reference to a bathroom door being involvedbut it came out so much more disturbing :/
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:05,
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I can't help feeling sorry for the man.It's a very peculiar tale...
Was he trying to scare her by shooting through the door? Only to monumentally fuck things up....
(Was he trying to scare her by shooting through the door? Only to monumentally fuck things up....
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:11,
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or did he think a heavily armed burglar was stealing his soap on a rope? HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:17,
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He doesn't use soap and water.If he did he'd rust.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:21,
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someone fetch him his spitoon - his chewy baccy needs a spittin' taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:12,
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Not 'Shining' any more?I can't understand how they got to the shooting eachother level, after such a short time together?
( Q4nobody,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:05,
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Wot, no horsemeat?
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:59,
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This is how it starts. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:53,
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i'm confused...did I... has he.... what the...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:57,
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oh wait...well then. should i delete it? will that anger the world??
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:59,
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I'd leave itmaybe add fezes to the pandas
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:02,
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if you made it -leave itquite easy to see how the same interpretation was reached
( Elvis impersonator,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:03,
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"Tell Master Shifu, that he and his 'training' can fuck right off!"
Q4nobody,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:25,
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He loves his stump. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:12,
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If I slip it a few dollarswill it start pole dancing?
woo! for ninja edits
(woo! for ninja edits
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:16,
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Right, that one on the left hasn't got the hips for it.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:36,
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hahahahahaBy that rationale, the Beckham's would be childless?
( Q4nobody,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:51,
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Fantastic as usualI saw your comedy one on a greeting card the other day.
Did they steal it or are you a big corporate sell out whore (and I'm incredibly jealous)?
(Did they steal it or are you a big corporate sell out whore (and I'm incredibly jealous)?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:08,
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That's ok thenI thought I'd check.
Don't want to see B3tans getting dicked over
(Don't want to see B3tans getting dicked over
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:13,
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Class!!!WOO *click*, now let me get guessing.
EXTRA WOO for Seagal in there ;)
(EXTRA WOO for Seagal in there ;)
Ninj,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:10,
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AH... that's the one I was struggling on
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:14,
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Is is a mix of people and film titles or just one?Y might be Yul or You Only Live Twice.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:15,
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OK :) So V is Van Officer and a Gentleman with Debra Vinger?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:21,
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Probably, I don't think I have ever seen predator though. Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:37,
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Yeah, you don't until it's too late
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:39,
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An A-Z of excellence.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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irn bru does what now? prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:44,
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Hague looks terrible, Blair also got very old all of a sudden but at leasthe had the excuse of a guilty conscience for ignoring the evidence of a lack of evidence and all the millions who marched around the world on Feb 15th 2003 to protest the imminent invasion of Iraq under false pretenses.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:00,
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just like to wish that gentleman a speedy recoverybest wishes from b3ta :)
( Elvis impersonator,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:10,
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The test results are leaving the doctors bamboozled
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:18,
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Hi /boardHave you filled yours yet?
Bigererererer
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Fadgebadger (1 like),
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:27,
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needs more Coronation StreetAh.. it's not BBC..... So it doesn't count..
Carry on
(Carry on
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:34,
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Just for the recordDLT and Jim Davidson are cunts not paedoes
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:50,
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haha I've got a doubler of the shiny fix it badge!swapsies!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 10:07,
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I've got the bottom left cornerof a man with a white beard and what seems to be a didgeridoo.
Not sure who that is.
(Not sure who that is.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:11,
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