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# Something a little different from the veg people.
The usual suspects when ID-ing corellas. It's for a magazine...



(Click on the pic for 1200 px of corellas. If you're really that interested. And you're probably not.)
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:04, archived)
# nice :)
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Thanks awfully!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:09, archived)
# crackin detail
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:21, archived)
# the one on the left looks a bit retarded
therefor he did it
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:08, archived)
# I didn't do it, i only said i done it so they'd take the rat out of my rectum.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:10, archived)
# Poor old Chunky Fred.
He is indeed the one we were after.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:09, archived)
# Nice work.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Why, thank you!
What boils my piss is that I tried to scan it at work and left it in the scanner. The office people down the corridor recycled it rather than send an mail out asking if someone had lost a piece of artwork. The same ones who jump the queue on the printer and log you out as their work is clearly more important.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 23:23, archived)
# Fantastic
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:20, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 23:31, archived)
# no reason - does not represent my current chemical environment


Click for bigger (422 kb)

honest
slowslowslowslowslowbored
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:00, archived)
# A serious set of peepers.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Sorry to interrupt the veg heads but... EDIT: 2 more bit's of spunk added! Still no veins though

www.johnlewis.com/bamboo-fun-medium-graphics-tablet/p231555130
Someone bought it for me! No more using the laptop touch pad :D
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:29, archived)
# excellent
we have normality
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Now show me yours?
That is how it works isn't it?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Haven't got a new tab for a while; how's this?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha
10/10
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:01, archived)
# Hahaha thanks

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:05, archived)
# This always makes me laugh
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:09, archived)
# Now THIS is a brown star.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:10, archived)
# TEH GRRLS ARE REALLY GRABBIN FOR IT
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Still a CDC classic
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 23:59, archived)
# *ticks all boxes*
*awards a brown star*
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:46, archived)
# Surely for the brown star you need a vein and the three spurts of spunk/piss?
Fucking proof of exams getting easier; kid's goddit easy nowadays.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:49, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:50, archived)
# rude person
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:52, archived)
# I passed \o/
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Your Special!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:12, archived)
# I'm not sure about the vein.
Can't argue about the triple spurt though.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:57, archived)
# I remember seeing a CDC drawn on the back of a parking meter, with three spurts of spunk
and in each drop of spunk was a swastika
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:58, archived)
# proper anarchy
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Ta
Now where to put it
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:53, archived)
# Same place everyone else keeps it,
burnt irrevocably into your retinas.
Those.
GLISTENING.
Hands
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Oh god :(
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Three spunk drops?
Do you see them? WELL DO YOU?
Standards are slipping around here.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Look I had to crop it
...and fucked it!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Ah well, you know,
in every other respect it's a fine CDC
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:58, archived)
# Nice dick.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Now that's just crude :(
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:08, archived)
# pffft
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#
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# :)
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:21, archived)
# *blushes*
*throbs*
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:58, archived)
# The problem with tablets is swallowing the fuckers.
Otherwise excellent.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:06, archived)
# good thing you tagged it
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:29, archived)
# You never know
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Ahh now, additional spatters, that's what matters.
Top work.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Tina Turnip
Quick and dirty, as always!

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:25, archived)
# would
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:26, archived)
# You'll never knoooow
how I watched you from the shadows as a root vegetable
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just pop my Pea here...
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:00, archived)
# The Acid Green.
Better Beet Good To Me.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] nuke from orbit?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:05, archived)
# haha nicely done
It took me a while to see what you'd done
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:09, archived)
# oh yes
double plus1 fuck tick win woo !!!!! yeah
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Brill
I have spent a couple of minutes trying to drop a word into "get away from her you ....." But can't
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:22, archived)
# zucchini?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:23, archived)
# poss
I was trying to think of a *itch word
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:25, archived)
# ahhhhhh......
not zucchini then
/coat!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Cucumber sandwich?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:27, archived)
# "get away from her you cucumber sandwich"
how I would love to see and here that in the film

*boots up Premier*
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Mmm, marrow
Nice job.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Hahaha great
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Cuke it from orbit!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:33, archived)
# They grocery come at night... grocery.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] juice from the vaults
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:58, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant as ever
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:10, archived)
# juice him good
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:30, archived)
# yay!
cunt juice him in the fuck juicer BARRY!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Boneless is preferred.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Excellent
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:55, archived)
# I'm not sure what it is, but I like it
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:11, archived)
# i'm still waiting for someone to do jasper carrott
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:32, archived)
#
someone has done Jasper on golden balls earlier.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:34, archived)
# well it makes perfect sense to me
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:04, archived)
# I'm not sure what it is, but I fear it
carrot-penis has taken over from dog-head as main member
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Jamie Feckin Oliver.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:52, archived)
# hell yeah -- fucking hawt!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:00, archived)
# Day-ammm.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:01, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:06, archived)
# that has fleshlight properties
*fears*
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Bruce Pea
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:42, archived)
# he's out of his shell
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:45, archived)
# HWWWWOOooooohhhhooooo :P
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice that
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:30, archived)
# No wonder he's running away
Those peas at the back look well 'ard
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:35, archived)
# He's an esca-pea
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha
those poddington peas don't stand a chance against him
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a Jim Broadbean
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:48, archived)
# Him and the King of Sweden : like 2 peas in a pod
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Stan Cauli-more
See what I did there?....

Yep, I made a quick and dirty pic and with no shame whatsoever!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:32, archived)
# looks like his brain just went nuclear
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:36, archived)
# his brain???
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:12, archived)
# his ass!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:57, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:35, archived)
# All the time touching.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:15, archived)
# the ham?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:45, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:47, archived)
# I said "what"
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:49, archived)
#
#his+ass!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:52, archived)
# hmm
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:24, archived)
# You insensitive bastard. My dad died of cauliflower scalp.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:41, archived)
# I thought they had cheese sauces for that these days?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:58, archived)
# haha
I like it
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:59, archived)
# Damn it!
Missed the comp!

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:31, archived)
# and the compression button :D
try and keep 'em under a 100k ta
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Sorry
Sorry if I broke your circa 1995 14.4k dial up ;)
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:51, archived)
# and we're sorry you can't use the basic save functions in Photoshop/Paint shop pro/Gimp/MSPaint very well ;)
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:00, archived)
#
I can, just didn't.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:15, archived)
# Well that's just not good enough.
Frankly I'm disappointed. You've let me down, you've let b3ta down, but most of all you've let yourself down.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:21, archived)
#
I'm always letting myself down. I'll just sit in the corner and wet myself again!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:46, archived)
# ah, tough guy eh :D
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:22, archived)
# I don't know what to laugh at first
His hair, the awful overpumped, out of proportion upper body, the trousers, bedspread or wallpaper.

*Considers*

The hair wins.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:25, archived)
#
I wish I could but I can't vibrate that much. I can roll around though if that'll do ya'?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:45, archived)
# That's some top keyboard warrior action right there
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:38, archived)
# !

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:01, archived)
# lol
this works if you makes the noises!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:25, archived)
# His head looks like a teapot lid.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:24, archived)
# I assume the same goes for your ability to make a decent post altogether?
TOAP is a little dull.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:47, archived)
# see, that's just rude
It should be you getting flamed now
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:01, archived)
# this
it was all polite encouragement with curly haired muscle men up until that point
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:28, archived)
# that's what she said
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:02, archived)
# I thought what I replied to was plenty rude enough to warrant it, to be Frank.
Not sure why I want to be Frank, though. I'd rather be Ernest. Wait...
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:02, archived)
# Well I've not meant to be rude, I was just bantering. Maybe a little dickishly but bantering all the same
But you're the first person I've actually wanted to say genuinely rude things to :p
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:32, archived)
#
Why do you want to hurt me, eh? Seriously, why? :(
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:06, archived)
# aww, c'mere
That's it put your hand there

Bit faster

Yeah ooooooh
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:10, archived)
# I can hear jangling.
Like some distant slow-dance between Jacob Marley and Savile.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:00, archived)
# TOAP :=
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:31, archived)
# Why's that then?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:37, archived)
# Some of us don't live in a country where unlimited broadbeans is affordable
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:21, archived)
#
For those poor tribal types, I'd recommend www.shrinktheweb.com/
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:33, archived)
# Everytime you post you highlight your twattiness
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:37, archived)
#
I didn't think I was being twatty?! Slightly annoying maybe, but not twatty. I think you've come on too strong!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:41, archived)
# I shall downgrade from twat to annoying
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:48, archived)
#
Yay! Nearly friends again :)
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:05, archived)
# 3G mobile. data capped.
Be reasonable or be a twat. I don't care. Others might.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:32, archived)
#
This is a bad place generally for capped 3G regardless isn't it?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:34, archived)
# Indeed, but if the original pic is small, then the multiple 400K fail GIFs that make the thread load so slowly will be far away!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:38, archived)
# just make the sheep into cauliflower.
the joke may be lost though
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:09, archived)
# MY GRANDSON SAW THIS IMAGE!
MY GRANDSON!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:50, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 22:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
Ace
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:11, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:04, archived)
# Best one yet!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:09, archived)
# Ohhh, yer bastard!
me minge is right reaking.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:11, archived)
# eeee I've got a reet pong on
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Phil "Spud-u-Like" Mitchell
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:25, archived)
# The rise of the potato men.. have a pea.

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:52, archived)
# much closer to the raging blood pressure colour :D

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:02, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:18, archived)
# HE'S DOIN' ONE, INNIT
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:21, archived)
# simon weston has shaved off his 'tach.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:13, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:24, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
This is splendid.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:13, archived)
# brill
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:16, archived)
# oof!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:21, archived)
# I'd happily choke the smug fucker who presents this
Especially after he's just made something out of two hundredweight of papier maché that involves three days drying time and requires the skill of a latter-day da Vinci to make it look good.

Bastard.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] "It's a sprout!"
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:09, archived)
#
Nice work!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Thank you
:)
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:39, archived)
# Top Shop
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:11, archived)
# ooh ta!
:D
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:39, archived)
# Haha, top notch!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Cheers Ham
:)
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:39, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:12, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:40, archived)
# nicely!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Ta Broonie!
:D
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:40, archived)
# :)
This is a better compo than I was expecting.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:40, archived)
# most woosomely nice
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Ta muchly!
:)
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:40, archived)
# top work!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Cheers Waspie
:D
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:40, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:24, archived)
# :)
\O/
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:41, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:41, archived)
# far out brussel sprout
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:31, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 10:34, archived)
# You talented bastard.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:41, archived)
# *Blushes*
:)
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:41, archived)
# Hahahah
Very good
Click 'n Woo!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Thanks Froggie
:D
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:41, archived)
# wonderful work there, Ninj
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Cheers mate!
:D
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:42, archived)
# utterly brilliant :)
and your best shop yet..in my opinion :)
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:37, archived)
# Wow! *blushes*
Cheers Prodge :)
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:44, archived)
# ace work
but can it be milked?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 18:41, archived)
# Hehehe
:)
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:44, archived)
# It's a br-r-rrap!!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:14, archived)
# You win a trophy
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:27, archived)
# world trap
nice:-)
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 0:54, archived)
# I've posted this a couple times before
but you're the first one to ever notice that ^_^
(, Sun 17 Mar 2013, 19:41, archived)
# Mmmmmm......Calamari and sprouts. Delicious with custard.
You are skill and ace.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 19:28, archived)
# Cheers Jabberwoc
:D
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:44, archived)
# BAZINGA!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 20:22, archived)
# :)
:D
(, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:30, archived)
# Fucking hell, Ninj
That's great.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Ta Cid!
:D
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:44, archived)
# Great work
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:35, archived)
# Thank you!
:D
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:45, archived)
# yes, yes and thrice yes
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 21:35, archived)
# Hehehe
:)
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:48, archived)
# this has so much win
it's just perfect in every way!
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 0:54, archived)
# Bless you ferret
:D
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:48, archived)
# Wow!
You clever boy...

:D
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Cheers Moleypoos!!
:D
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:21, archived)
#
fantastico!
(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:33, archived)
# Cheers Mozza
:)
(, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 9:30, archived)
# ha ha!
awesome!
(, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Cheers!
:)
(, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 19:33, archived)
# cannot possibly click this enough
(, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Cheers Smash you smashin' smasher
:)
(, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 19:34, archived)
# :D
Nicely done Woo
(, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Cheers my mate
:)
(, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Absolutely Brilliant
(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo!!
Nice to see you back mate :)
(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Just in from The Daily Mail
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:07, archived)
# It is, after all, his favourite book of the bible I believe...
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Oof!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Nicely redacted
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] " Governor Parsnip, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board. "
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 16:50, archived)
# shopped pictures only, please
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Ah ha!

(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 16:57, archived)
# The eyes!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Superb sir!!
:D
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Now do a rutavader.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 16:50, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 17:03, archived)

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