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[challenge entry] African Queen
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Makes a change from Wabbits !
.

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(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] To be fair...it doesn't look that different.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Most excellent!
.. meanwhile...
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Is that Bert Kwouk?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 19:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I got nothing. So have Dr Cock instead.
Not sure why a director would want this.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] well well well
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Hm.
Would. Definitely would.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:24, archived)
# dang forgot the tail
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:28, archived)
# pay attention to de tail
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:32, archived)
# YeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:18, archived)
# ....And I think it's gonna be a rong rong time...
:D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:26, archived)
# ha ha locket man.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:47, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:14, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:48, archived)
# Too good for comments!
*clicks*
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:26, archived)
# ta for the no comment :)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:08, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Ta
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Aceness.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:31, archived)
# cheers
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:09, archived)
# clickety
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:32, archived)
# merci !
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Haha ace
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Korea Opportunities ??
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:09, archived)
# this = good
hahaha
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Fantastic...
(click)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:06, archived)
# cheers beaucoup
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Why didn't I think of that!
I use that phrase when I see a new invention that is good.

Translation- YAY
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:39, archived)
# ta !!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:41, archived)
# Hahaha excellent!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 19:48, archived)
# brilliant
ahaha
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
C really should have won :(
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 20:08, archived)
# ta beaucoup for the FP :-)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Blix is going to be absolutely livid.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Excellent!
I ate at Slim Pickens' restaurant once, and it wasn't as good as this
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 20:53, archived)
# this is all kinds of fantastic!
click!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 22:10, archived)
# Nookuler war
This makes it all worth while!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 1:37, archived)
# Hahah:D
Nicely
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Bangnam Style
I'm so sorry...
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah I know shopped images only.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:58, archived)
# haha
this week could be amusing
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:01, archived)
# To be fair, you couldn't have made some aspects of that film any worse.
Aside from the paint-by-numbers mygoshisntracismbad message.
The clumsy and totally unfeasable love story

It features in one of the b17 bomber crews one of the most wooden displays of acting I have ever sat through!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:14, archived)
#
I believe Cuba Gooding Jr. should have a bigger part.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] SPECIAL EFFECTS SPOILER ALERT: I added the 'blood', it's just red paint.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:55, archived)
# We're going to need a bigger bath...
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:56, archived)
# beat me to it :D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:02, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:08, archived)
# That's really ace
Have a click :)
Also I like the eyes in the back of the head :D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:11, archived)
# cheers, ta!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 9:00, archived)
# ya know what
I only just realised that about the eyes...
But I guess it fits the job description of 'poorly funded'...
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 11:13, archived)
# We're going to need a bigger bath!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:14, archived)
# A bath full of piss?
:D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:19, archived)
# You're kinky.
I like that.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Sorry, I thought that was going to be a fart.
I thought that was going to be a fart. Got a tea strainer?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:26, archived)
# We're going to need a bigger bath
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Your bath isn't big enough
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:24, archived)
# going to need a bigger... oh
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:25, archived)
# We're going to need something a bit bigger.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:32, archived)
# a bath perhaps
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:34, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger bridge and helicopter
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:06, archived)
# i'm gonna bath a bigger knee...
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this and think it should win the compo...

(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Next Compo please...
;)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:53, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:57, archived)
#
Given the price of Lego these days....it's probably cheaper to use CGI.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha!

Snap!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha brilliant :)
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:45, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: BANKRUPT HOLLYWOOD


Imagine a world... where all the big film companies have their cgi and post-production work done by b3ta for free. Then do that work, and enter it into this week's challenge. Suggested by orbojunglist.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] "Remember to ask him for my fucking heart!"
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:46, archived)
# "There's no such thing as home"
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Superb Q!!!
*Clicks darn hard!!!* :D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Cheers Ninj
:D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha! That's brilliant!


(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Excelsior! Well done.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Bloody hell!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:46, archived)
# Ohh jesus
Toto, NO!!!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Thank you Waspy
:)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:04, archived)
# woo!

(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:02, archived)
# =)))
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:31, archived)
# hahaha
Yay!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:04, archived)
# Matthew McConaughey looking weird...
made him look weirder as it seems a slow day.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:24, archived)
# NECK
Sounds great
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:25, archived)
# cross between daniel day lewis and christian bale
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Uncanny
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:35, archived)
# hahahaha
And is that Adrian Chiles using Right Guard in the background?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:37, archived)
# bruce dickinson
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Will he be playing zombie-Saddam Hussein in a new film?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:45, archived)
# nope
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Ron Mael is dressing casually these days.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:38, archived)
# FOR GODS SAKE DON'T LET HIM GO TO FRANCE!
THE CONSEQUENCES, HE WON'T LIKE IT!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Soz.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:19, archived)
# THAT'S SHIT!
:P
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:17, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:18, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I preferred 'The Road To DPRK' with Bob Hope and Bing Crosby. Hilarity ensues.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:40, archived)
# I used to love those!
:D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Yeah, but it wasn't a patch on 'Abbott and Costello meet Kim Il Sung'
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
:D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:30, archived)
# I quite liked the Carl Marx Brothers
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Superb!
:D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Cheers mate...
...I thought "Well, while we're waiting for teh compo' :)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Bresslaw fits the role alarmingly well.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:45, archived)
# It was MADE for him
:D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Yak yak yak yak!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha
YES
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:49, archived)
# :)
You knew it was me, right?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Oh yes
Within 0.11245 sec
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Brilliant! Oh, that mad stare...
There has to be an image challenge suggestion here somewhere... modern/unusual Carry Ons?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Oo ta!
I have a few of these up my sleeve ;)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:01, archived)
# I shall get my 'like' button ready... :)
I do have a soft spot for Carry On films... I know accepted wisdom says I shouldn't but hey, you can't beat Kenneth Williams' shocked face...
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:04, archived)
# I love 'em!

:D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Haha :)
Didn't see Hawtrey for a sec there!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:18, archived)
# "You all saw it!"
"He clenched my bogles, so he did!"
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:31, archived)
# haha, lovely job Kim Il-Ninj
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Cheers Mighty!
:D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:06, archived)
# War starts at midnight!
OK, does anybody have a watch that works.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:31, archived)
# HAHAHA
Kim Jong Fun!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:38, archived)
#

(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:32, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
:D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:38, archived)
# easy easy easy
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Thanks. I was in the middle of a phone conversation and just had to disguise a loud guffaw as a coughing fit, which triggered a genuine coughing fit.
But on balance I think I can forgive you for that.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:41, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:42, archived)
# You pretty much know what's coming, but excellent delivery on the punchline.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
*click*
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Everyone else can stop now
this wins

*edit* just a thought, i wonder what the last ever image on B3TA would be?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Prince
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:02, archived)
# I was thinking something like Freebase
Sums up B3ta for me
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Was going to go down that route...
but then I thought more likely it would be some beyond the pale photoshop job that triggers massive outrage or a cease and desist order, and the powers that be just jack the site in!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Something that triggered a meltdown of the Daily Fail's website
would be a fitting end for B3TA should it ever happen.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Ahahaha :D that's arse-fingering fantastic!
That 3rd pic down... I can see why people say Miliband looks like Wallace now...
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:00, archived)
# oh man that last frame is hideous
hahahah
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:06, archived)
# You've illustrated what has been on my mind for decades!
No more wars. Just horrible wresting.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:29, archived)
# hahahaha
This finally explains the tears
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:35, archived)
# hot action!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:46, archived)
# HAHAHAH
fantastic!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:17, archived)
# I bet DPRK hope the image challenge is them...
...will save them a fortune on crap badly shopped propaganda.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:21, archived)
# On that subject,
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:36, archived)
# I dunno, maybe it would be nice if the board just went with whatever the mood was and sometimes the images would be collected as a showcase
rather than trying to force a joke that never really comes off.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:53, archived)
# I think this is a reasonably well-aired debate.
When the board's on a roll it's fab (perfectly illustrated by the Osborne spate from yesterday), but it's nice to have something out there that's a bit of a trigger for those moments when hummus is at a low ebb and it's just nice to lose yourself in a little project for a short while.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:57, archived)
# i like hummus
With pita bread, it's a nice healthy snack.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:08, archived)
# I guess my issue is that by making it an arbitrary weekly thing
sometimes when there are just a few people mucking around something glorious can happen and as long as everyone is welcoming then we have good b3ta times and then the challenge comes up and it gets swamped in album covers or movie posters and none of the people that participate wind up sticking around.

I mean if they're going to stick around it's more because of funtimes and friendly people rather than a specific image challenge
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:20, archived)
# All of that ^
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Whatever you do, someone will complain loudly and at length that b3ta is ruined. And usually give you a bullet point explanation as to exactly why and when the rot set in. With graphs too if you're really unlucky.
Not every challenge takes over the board, but I know what you mean, some days the speed of posts makes conversation impossible.

Basically what I'm saying is we need more divisive politicians dying.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:36, archived)
# YOU HAVE RUINED B£TA!!!!!11111!1!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Citation needed!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:12, archived)
# These are the places you've been a right cunt, and that's just today
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:22, archived)
# The band letters challenge really came out of left field.
Haven't seen the board move that fast in a very long time.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Insta bans
for album covers \o/s and movie poster \o/s I say
*doesn't really say, but they are a bit shit tbh when there's trillions of images on the internets to play with
also b3ta clique \o/s
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Amen.
Also I like the word "funtimes".
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:28, archived)
# i quite enjoy the challenges tbh....its great when you're all... :O "why didnt i think of that!" when a chop/gif comes out of nowhere.
it is far more engaging having to really think about a subject out of your usual 'chop comfort zone'... imo. i think there has been a decent mix of compos so far this year, some quite open stuff like the sheep/panda and the more wordy pun-type ones.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 19:03, archived)
# That's not a bad idea,
But I do like challenges. It's nice to see what other people come up with when given the same subject.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:57, archived)
# ^What you all said^
:D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:02, archived)
# I'd really like it if it happened when someone had a good idea
rather than it was a day of the week
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Ok, tumbleweeds it is then.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:08, archived)
# And memes and lightsabers - let's not forget them.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:22, archived)
# :o)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Everything got a bit nasty and I may have been caught up in that
but I can honestly say that a lot of fun b3ta people stopped visiting /board because of the ongoing shitty challenges and yes freebase too I guess I have to shoulder some of that responsibility.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Hang on, I thought we were officially blaming moggy-chan for everything
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Any image challenge is only as good as the interpretation that's given it.
Some really dreadful-sounding ideas have spawned some fantastic work, and yes there are some where loads of entries crop up, but I don't think that's in and of itself a bad thing. Some image challenges give noobies a bit more confidence in posting, which can only be to the good IMHO.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:38, archived)
# We need more jumpy orange shapes.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:52, archived)
# I agree with everything what everyone said.
apart from the bits that I didn't agree with. Obviously.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:58, archived)
# YOUR SORT FUCKING RUIN THIS PLACE WITH YOUR INFLAMMATORY INVECTIVE
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Capitalist.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:18, archived)
# The people who get really pissy about freebase are at least as much of a turn-off as the man himself.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:26, archived)
# freebase used to piss me right off
but then for some reason i started shopping him and now i find it pretty funny.
i wonder if it's the fact that he causes so many polarised reactions that makes it?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it teh new compo yetz?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Supergypo - Man of Steal
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Lens flare! The goggles do nothing!
Also: 'Any old Iron Man'.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:20, archived)
# :o)
Vaguely relevant skateboarding kitten:

(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:46, archived)
# Chopping up Henry Moore sculptures faster than the eye can follow
Ripping up war memorials with a single hand...
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Pretty sure it must be...
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:59, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:02, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:06, archived)
# heh

(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:07, archived)
# late as usual

(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Austin Allegro ftw :)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:10, archived)
# nice trailer
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Joke seen on Twitter (via @cluedont ), overriding urge to illustrate.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:04, archived)
# I'd a ho once
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:08, archived)
# Minnesota?
No, a large soda, please.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Ming the Merciless: you cannot name my favourite US state!
Flash Gordon: Why, oh Ming?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Why did they stop mining in Portland?
Because all the ore gone.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Of all the backsides of all the krautrock groups, which is best?
Can's ass.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Fancy the asian subcontinent for holiday?
India? Na.

Christ, I need to cut down on the sugar.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:09, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:12, archived)
# hahahaha
that is ace
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:04, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:10, archived)
#
(©)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Yep - via @huffpostukcom in this instance, but I've now followed that account.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:26, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:26, archived)
# top punning
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha
\o/
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:08, archived)
# For the love of god
Took me a few seconds before it hit me and my head hit the table.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Oh fuck, hahahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 18:41, archived)

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