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2p or not 2p - Happy Bard day!
392 2p coins and a tube of no more nails! See more here .
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:23,
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thanks for the count
you've just saved me from an ocd headache
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:25,
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hahaha
Jesus talk about headaches. Finished this off at 3.30, with a glass of wine. o_O
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:29,
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my head is tense as fuck
due to this damn sling around my neck. got 5 and a half weeks of this shit yet :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:32,
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ouch, can you just rest your arm on a pillow once in a while
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:45,
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it swells up if i do
it's on the table in front of me right now, but that makes my wrist hurt after a couple of minutes. why, when we break something, can we not just take it off till it gets better?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:56,
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what have you done?
Ive recently smashed 3 ribs a lung and a spleen and other assorted internals. I dont recommmend that either. You have my sympathies.
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:19,
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Is that a Monet?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo! ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:48,
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I'm not sure, but it's definitely cointilism.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:24,
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to your room. now.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:34,
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don't copper'n attitude
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:40,
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or you'll get your come tuppence
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo! ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:45,
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you're all being very naughty
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:46,
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I can't think of anything else anyway
...i'm spent
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:59,
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*frowns*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:04,
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hahaha
very good
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:51,
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this makes a change
excellent work !
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:03,
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Cheers Dick
;)
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:50,
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8 quid Shakespeare!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:26,
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Yup
Cheaper than oil paints?
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:51,
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i see you had some speare change
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:27,
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oooof!
:)
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:51,
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you know, if you stand back and squint, that looks just like a face!
EDIT: I should try this with US pennies, and do Abraham Lincoln
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:31,
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Looks better in real life
I think Lincoin's been done a few times now
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:52,
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Time well spent.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:57,
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Cheers
almost drove me insane
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:23,
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2p
...or not 2p
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:00,
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Just 120min of a man with his hand in a bag of ice...great film.
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transparenttown Dead to worse... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:19,
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hahaha
great
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:30,
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preparation for the ciggy burn trick
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:07,
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Happy St George's Day everyone!
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:59,
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and a happy dragon day to you, too
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:02,
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Yay for Greek officers in the Roman army
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:15,
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i like them both
tiny, tiny skirts and chunky legs
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:29,
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you're thinking of Bella Emberg
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:42,
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well, i am now
and i'm glad i've already eaten
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:50,
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:47,
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In an ideal world the police would of let the twat take every inch of that horses dick in his arse!
Yes, I am condoning rape by horse.
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:51,
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HAVE, not OF
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:54,
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Busted by the grammar po po! :(
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:26,
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it just winds me up, my nephew does it, too
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:30,
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Rightfully so too, poor grammar on my part. I am going to watch Jeremy Kyle now to try and make myself feel like a better person. :(
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:33,
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that show could make peter sutcliffe feel like a better person
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:45,
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ha. a friend of mine does that too. too scared to tell her cos she'll think i'll think she's dumb ....
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:24,
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I think that was the initial intention...
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:03,
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confusing the two could be the difference between life and death :(
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 7:40,
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*extrapolates*
and 'ning chap :)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:17,
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I think an early June Whitfield would be worth a poke!
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:35,
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haha.......sacre bleu!!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:41,
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And one more
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:00,
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I'm all about the pea today
Sheddy Terrieringham anyone?
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 19:36,
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being married to her, it wouldn't surprise me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:41,
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Hands down, best actor to come out of Carry On.
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:22,
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what about peter butterworth?
nobody went to pieces like him
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:28,
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Charles Hawtrey or Frankie Howerd perhaps?
Good shout about Peter Butterworth though.
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:33,
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charles hawtrey was like an elderly drunken pixie
he always made me laugh. i'll always have a soft spot for frankie, he was the one who made me realise i love sarcastic humour :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:37,
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I thought Kenneth Cope was good but always liked Jim Dale.
God if only they made movies like that these days!
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:44,
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ah, i used to fancy jim dale
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:49,
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If you had to pick one of them out of the whole cast it would hands down be Jim Dale.
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:57,
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well, he was the youngest
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:59,
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I am pissing myself laughing at your comment about Charles Hawtrey being an elderly drunken pixie!!
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:01,
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he was!
carry on abroad is epic, mainly because of him. that reminds me, had a weird crush on bernard bresslaw for a while
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:07,
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Oh that's just wrong
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:16,
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what, the bresslaw thing?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:17,
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Yes the Bresslaw thing
I haven't seen Carry On Abroad recently enough to have an opinion either way, and I completely agree with your description of Hawtrey.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:21,
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i was young, i couldn't help it
i had a thing for tall men. i've got most of the films on video and still watch them often
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:24,
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I loved them as a kid,
went through a PC "oh what terrible unreconstructed humour" phase and now they are genuinely laugh out loud again.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:29,
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it's amazing how well-liked they still are
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:31,
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If you were to say you had a crush on him in Carry On Girls then I might be able to sympathize slightly.
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:24,
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patricia potter? no thanks
although i did want that silver bikini
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:30,
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His Mrs would be worth a squirt though. I think it was Valerie Leon if I am not mistaken???
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:36,
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betty wright
edit: or did you mean in the film?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:39,
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No I meant the actual actress. Her name in the film was Paula Perkins I think?
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:49,
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yep
i remember her best for blood from the mummy's tomb
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 10:53,
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Well, I think we've established that, even if you're right, "hands down" was a bit of an overstatement.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:58,
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heheheh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:02,
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Yeah I was bashing that phrase a bit hard there. I blame it on the comatose state I am in at the moment through lack of sleep!
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friskeyferret Whatever... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:25,
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Probly only Sunderland fans will be interested in this :-(
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Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime. ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:37,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 5:07,
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sudetenland a.f.c.
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 5:15,
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 5:13,
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Fly Projector ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 5:22,
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All Shall Fall
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 6:01,
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i am afeared of your cats
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 7:26,
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Is this from a godzilla?
It looks like an awesome film anyhow.
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transparenttown Dead to worse... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:16,
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jumping away from splosions
is something I want to do at least once in my life
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:03,
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Tenuous fire link detected
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Megazoid ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:29,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:01,
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THAT IS NOT PEDRO!!!!!!!
Pedro is a chihuahua, silly.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:03,
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This is his human form
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:04,
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Time to go
g'night
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:12,
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g'night!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:12,
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now, I have never done pictures of girls with carrot-dick-necks!
you are blowing this all out of proportion
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:04,
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Maybe I am Pedro, maybe I am.
But I can't help thinking that if everyone had stuck to traditional subjects, such as seasonal jokes, none of this would have happened.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:12,
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I liked his old one.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:21,
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DAT METAL ASS
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:26,
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Robo Azz - U2UB40UBOAT
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:35,
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I like shagging girls
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EddieRobbo ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 4:53,
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no ..... I really do, ask my daughters
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EddieRobbo ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 4:54,
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mmm, shiny metal arse
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:28,
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Haha
That works really well
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:31,
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 5:04,
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DID SICK ON GF
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 5:08,
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*gasp*
Is this a gayshift i see...?!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 8:39,
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The Gayshift Lives
Applauds Loudly
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 11:30,
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pfffttt......
and that's not even his final form!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 13:41,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 2:21,
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pervert
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 2:37,
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Pedro I'm worried about you.
First the models with big bits, then the pooping girls, then the faces with 'things with faces' faces, then some fantasy about having a girlfriend, and now this
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 2:37,
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" A"
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 2:38,
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K?
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 2:56,
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I'll wait in this line.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:33,
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Disgusting, if I look really hard I can imagine I see her snatch.
{:-o
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 2:54,
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Girls gone symmetrical. I think this thing is really going to catch on.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 2:55,
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u all hate me :(
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:01,
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FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:03,
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mmm...feet like a gecko
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 5:16,
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There ris no spoon?
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chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:29,
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did i ask for a spoon?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:34,
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I wanted a spork
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:38,
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me too
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:39,
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I once ate speak incorrectly with a spork.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:41,
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i hope you didn't waste any
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:43,
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The remainder went to my stork. Who refuses to use a spork.
Oh dear this is getting silly.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:45,
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doesn't it always?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:47,
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All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:49,
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Maybe his leg had just grow
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:50,
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HOW BABBY MADE?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:51,
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Oh no, I've just joined the ranks of the drole bebe league.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:51,
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there's no escape now
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 0:19,
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THREADJACK
Richie Havens has died.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 0:30,
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yep
known for about 3 hours
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 0:37,
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time for bed
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 0:44,
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g'night
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 0:50,
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Good night.
Just kidding. I'm only posting to see what time it is in London.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 2:53,
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:48,
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I salute your "Tick" reference.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:07,
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1.618... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 0:58,
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boneriffic
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 1:08,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:19,
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hello, turtleturd
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:20,
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Hi doodoohead :D :D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:21,
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:D
i just tried to eat steak wrong
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:25,
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did you get it all pulled out of your ears and nose afterwards?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:31,
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no
but forks should not be held in the mouth
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:33,
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don't eat steak wrong!
That's just nasty! and wrong!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:31,
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i didn't want to!
i had no choice!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:34,
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I had steak from poundland today
I'm still alive.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:35,
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give it time
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:39,
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There was actually some meat in it this time
it's really quite a fun game, guess how much meat in the poundland steak :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:51,
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there's surprisingly little meat in gym mats
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:54,
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Kim Jong Bun?
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:23,
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Raisin the flag for the DPRK
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:31,
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better than Ham o' Shatner's reply :D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:38,
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:(
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:39,
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well, it was a bit shit :D :D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 0:26,
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I think we should rename him Kim Jong-pun.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 0:28,
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how about Li'l Kim
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 1:09,
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great dress
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:33,
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didn't see that
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:54,
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Looks like Kubrick has a black I too
My hilarious joke makes no sense now :(
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:01,
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Such is life.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 2:36,
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*sheds a tear over BorisK's time and dedication to this offering*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:19,
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HaHa!!!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 2:15,
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she gave him the bat, all right
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:21,
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owed to a tin can
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:38,
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Got canned fuck in my heels tonight.
Good article, though.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:54,
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:55,
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this really shouldn't make me giggle so much
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:58,
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!!!!!!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:05,
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How fuck is made
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:00,
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does it tile?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:35,
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Flan in a Can
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transparenttown Dead to worse... ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:52,
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yes!
everyone should have a tin of fuck in their cupboard
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Wed 24 Apr 2013, 0:01,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:41,
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yesssss
verrr nice!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:45,
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Haha 'likes'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:46,
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also, also, also
i was looking for things with faces and found a thing with a freebase face already built right in (WTF?!?)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:48,
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Looks more like Peppers to me
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:49,
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FUCK
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:53,
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i know, right?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:07,
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B&
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:30,
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Agent Vimod of MI SICKS
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:32,
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VIMODERATED TO FUCK
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:40,
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FUSE
box?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:31,
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I believe it's traditional to kiss her ring?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:52,
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Haha.
Pre-mechanized hover cat. I bet Moggy is furious.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:05,
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shuddup shuddup shuppup
ixnay on the entalistmay
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:12,
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my GF (yesh, yesh, i has a GF) watches a TV series called The Mentalist
I call it The Braininator, and she doesn't like that
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:18,
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dump her forthwith
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:22,
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she gone
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:22,
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She gone?
But she comin!
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:26,
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good, good
*rubs hands slowly* oh, i mean good for you, of course....
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:27,
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Shame;
All that lovely blond hair and she has to dye her roots black.
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:28,
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saucer of milk?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:29,
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You know how to charm the ladies.
See also: "you don't sweat much for a fat lass"
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:40,
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That's got to chafe
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:29,
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Oh i don't know,
she probably takes these comments in her stride.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:45,
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needs moar yakkety sax
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:29,
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^this
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:45,
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cool your heels bitch
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:31,
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Pedro
writing "girlfriend" on your left hand doesn't count.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:41,
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GF owner
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:05,
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i prefer 'human companion' -- it doesn't sound as depraved
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:39,
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{XD
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:45,
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It's getting strange around here! : ) Well Done!!!!!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:06,
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i like this
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:16,
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You're too good for this place.
*throws stick* G'wan boy, *sob* we don't want you here any more! *atomic lopes off into the forest, begins a new life*
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:31,
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see ya's.... o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:46,
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It's the sad, yet heartwarming ending
to every boy-and-rescued-wild-animal film.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:53,
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why does the wild animal need rescuing from the boy?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:57,
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*something about RDLI HAKKIS tying down a kangaroo*
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:01,
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SSSSSSH you'll only annoy The Hedgehog from Hell again.
Those were only rumours about RDLI.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:04,
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crikey!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:07,
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You've not heard of the Columbian donkey shaggers???!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:01,
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I always preferred the Cuban ass fuckers
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:03,
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yes, but they're very well-respected
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:08,
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Those donkeys have no morals though.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:13,
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what choice do they have?
forced to walk the streets in tiny saddles, their manes beaded and their stirrups blinged? all to pay for overpriced grass? it's not their fault, man, it's not their fault!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:20,
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Guatemalan donkey-fondlers, on the other hand...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:13,
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bastards, every last one of 'em
did you know one of them actually turned up to a meeting with an alpaca?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:17,
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i have no recollection of this event
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 5:07,
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{:-)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:52,
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o/ yes.. suits her :D
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:37,
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Antithesis to mine --really nicely done.. :D
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sosumi ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 0:11,
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Hello.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:36,
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You're winner!
Seriously, your stuff is some of my favourite stuff on the board.
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EvilTerran rearranged his letters on ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 9:57,
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o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:05,
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Bindun?
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resistanceisfutile ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:07,
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what are FIOLERS ?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:25,
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folk that FIOL wiv kids innit
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:28,
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dirty feckin' FIOLERS !
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:29,
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fixed it
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resistanceisfutile ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:31,
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nearly...
fiddlers has two d's
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:33,
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resistanceisfutile ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:01,
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Ahahahaha well played
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:10,
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Ha!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:33,
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Hahaha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:53,
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hahaha
ya cheeky c*nt fair play... now back to your homework!
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:25,
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People who play the flute and viola at the same time.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:31,
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chode denied
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:52,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:19,
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Gnatural Gnorn Gnillers.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:20,
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A bt seamy, and prolly bindun, but...
...had to celebrate this work of genius
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:34,
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I want to like that track, but it seems to be ripping off about eight things
Primarily: Le Freak - Chic Earth, Wind & Fire The Bee Gees and fuck nose what else
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:43,
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to be fair it is Nile Rogers on the track so it's allowed
but it has been a bit of a disappointment so far :( fingers crossed the extended album version shows a bit more variety
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:46,
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ahhh, butt still
do you like the Alan Parsons Project? eye shore dew
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:47,
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I know of their work
can't say I'm a big fan though :)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:49,
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sweetfunk
toastyspotify:track:09LWlfe8ZR2EZzyXj6hSCt (Let's Groove - Single Version by Earth, Wind & Fire)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:50,
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!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:18,
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mad fuck
sweet ouroboros japes
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:32,
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much better
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:41,
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Daft Punk's entire career has been ripping off 5 things per song, so that is progress.
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Shlvng ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:06,
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I don't think I've been this excited about an album release in years.
If I'm gonna nitpick Get Lucky though, Pharrell's vocals seem a little off... maybe it's just because I'm a major Daft Punk fanboy, I think it'd be better if it were the vocoder voice singing throughout. But despite that, it's definitely gonna be one of the best, if not THE best, track of the Summer.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:43,
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The Best Track Of The Summer isn't a very high bar to be aiming for, TBH. It needs a remix. It's got some good groove and some good funk going for it, but that man singing needs to sound more like he's talking to me over a mobile phone. Otherwise it's not DP.
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Wilton Mitrowserz ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:17,
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I think Pharrell's on one or two more tracks on the album, along with Nile Rodgers.
I can deal with it up to a point, but really, if it weren't for the robotic voice half way in, I wouldn't know it was a Daft Punk track.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:48,
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Well obviously the French economy isn't what it was. So it's understandable that they might want to sell some tunes to the yoof, to pay off the debts of the French banks. At least there's the back-catalogue.
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Wilton Mitrowserz ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:59,
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Mm, let's just hope the rest of the album feels a lot more Daft than Get Lucky does in comparison.
If it's even nearly as good as Discovery, I'm a happy man.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:05,
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Time to fire up Disco Very?
I have a few friends I need to subject expose to Interstella 5555. EDIT: It's odd how some songs from that album have grown on me. Superheroes chief among them.
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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:48,
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I don't think it's a particularly good song.
The vocals are mediocre with no real hook, and the Daft Punk beat feels lazily done when it finally kicks in.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:05,
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I have my own opinion on it, but ^this'll do.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:58,
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Hahaha
Well that's just daft!
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:46,
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Haha!
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greg_evigan is possibly deceased on ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:06,
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:48,
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Oh dear
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:54,
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reminds me a little of this
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orbojunglist ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 20:54,
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Phoenix? Funny you should mention them...
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:04,
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lotta people creaming themselves about on it t'interwebs
I thought it rather boring and bindun-ish
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:19,
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^ that
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:43,
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"Work of genius" is a bit strong, I'd call it a "work of mediocrity", hardly ground breaking or their best work.
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Jeremy Jumbles ,
Tue 23 Apr 2013, 3:08,
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It would only be a matter of time before the "in-jokes" started cropping up...
The visual equivalent of the WILHELM
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:43,
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*screams*
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:06,
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i bet hes cracking one off
I know I am
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Dont point it at your face up the ass ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:34,
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arrrgh the polyps!
hahaha
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 21:43,
archived )
Been done? Film about a drug that robs you of motivation and intelligence
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transparenttown Dead to worse... ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:04,
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Fuckflan!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:08,
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you say that, but the Fucks aint cheap
30 euro for a cameo flan gets his own trailer freeb aint fucked
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:20,
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Fuck about
:D
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:01,
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ThudStaffer3 ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:02,
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bindun senses tingling
ace scarf nevertheless = )
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:22,
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yup..
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:36,
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heheh
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:45,
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I fwelt sure I had done this, but I cannot find it. have this masturbatory shite instead:
Yes, fwelt.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:52,
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What?
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:49,
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hahaha
seams ok to me
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Testicles just for you ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:01,
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arf
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:37,
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 17:57,
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Hahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 18:15,
archived )
:P
spotify:track:7yqWMXRkAS2yqKR0SAL0QO ((The System Of) Doctor Tarr And Professor Fether - Original 1976 Version by The Alan Parsons Project)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:16,
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Haha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 22 Apr 2013, 19:30,
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