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# Nobody's baby shits in the cornet... or sumfin like that.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:32, archived)
# This could tile
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Haha I like this
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:58, archived)
# weeee!
woo!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:30, archived)
# What made this come into your head god only knows
But I like it.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 0:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA, "Fly baby FLY!"
Great work Froggy
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] inevitably...
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:17, archived)
# Haha love the eyes!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:20, archived)
# They were meant to look surprised
Came out like he's wearing thick bottle-bottom glasses
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:22, archived)
# GMOS?

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:58, archived)
# i expect he's on drugs
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:25, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger rizla
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:45, archived)
# {:-D
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:57, archived)
# Woo!

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Thought I detected a slight resemblance to one of your works in the local walpurgis night bonfire
Valborg

rpthursday etc
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Ahh yes the reincarnation fire demon of SkUGosarus
Good eyes :)
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:29, archived)
# ...and now you're on fire? COINCIDENCE?
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 5:19, archived)
# come on down and plankton some of this shit!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:27, archived)
# GONNA NEED MORE BOATS, MOTHERFUCKERS
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Its his eyes that do it for me
Anyway, I found this....

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:53, archived)
# i think this should win the compo
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaclick
Are we Human?

or are we Orca?
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha, may prefer their 'music' as well
And just seen this has been done, so I'll put this here...
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Oh look it's TV's Jeremy Clarkson papped in an embarrassing circumstance as he desperately tries to salvage his crisps from the threat of gravity by collecting them in his pants.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:57, archived)
# i like this because it's good
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:59, archived)
# HaHa!!! Such great insight!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:03, archived)
# sometimes i see things and comment on them positively


lol gooch
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:06, archived)
# true story ^
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Hey we've all been in a tree/crisp dilemma.
Have this: think differently you hipster twats.

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:02, archived)
# I say
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:03, archived)
# Shouldn't that be "iSay"?
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:04, archived)
# iSay, iSay, iSay...The Royal Wee.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:38, archived)
# hahaha
Lovely
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 0:05, archived)
# Socks and pants is always a good look.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Is he after Lineker's job?
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Haha.
And of course once he finally gets rescued he'll force Hammond to eat the fecal contaminated crisps.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:21, archived)
# That might have to be the next picture
James May will knock him down with a stick and force Hammond to eat the sodden crisps, because Hammond will do anything to appear cool.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:43, archived)
# Hammond is terrified of Clarkson's giant head.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:46, archived)
# Haha
Oh come on someone help him, anyone...
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:29, archived)
# TV I'd watch, pitch it!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:04, archived)
# ...btw if you pitch it, could this possibly be Nigella instead of mr Clarkson?
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Or Kirsty Allsop will do, in a pinch.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:25, archived)
# I'm afraid I'm going to have to RIS on this one...
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:20, archived)
# I want to see pope BENNETT.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:33, archived)
# i don't need the crucifix, John
I'd rather see Pope Boddicker

imjussayin
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:51, archived)
# bitches, leave!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Afterwards..I got some free tyueeiiiimme
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:58, archived)
# can you fly bobby?
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:02, archived)
# LOOK AT MY FACE, DICK!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Lo, behold, they shall inherit the earth...as long as they pay their inheritance tax.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:39, archived)
# Starring Kevin Costner.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:52, archived)
# My boat.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] suave whale cunt___|___________________rightclickopenimageforfullfuckimjussayin__________________________________

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Best Hedron for a Havier?












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spotify:track:3tyVCtJLCtw7ntDEaW7loe (Girls by The Prodigy)
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(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:59, archived)
# not gooch, Goorgen
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry] The Beluga - Prince of all the whales
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:53, archived)
# Schnazzle DeLorean
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:31, archived)
# This is
fucking brilliant.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:47, archived)
# Muy bien Senor.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:04, archived)
# Bloody shit fucks that's good!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:30, archived)
# Nothing to do with whales
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Oh, I dunno
looks almost whale-size...
(one thing I hate about all these sex crime court cases is, when they're accused, they 'strenuously deny' all the allegations - then when they're sentenced, they sheepishly admit it. Twats.)
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:14, archived)
# once the evidence is overwhelming,then they admit it
was in my case anyway :(
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Agree.
Must make it worse for the victims when they deny it.
Double their sentence for lying.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:26, archived)
# he didnt lie in court though
only to the press etc.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:28, archived)
# I know but to me that behaviour makes it a worser crime
in terms of increasing the damage to the victim (s).
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:37, archived)
# I suppose it's a kind of 'game theory'
If he denies it, and then it turns out there's not enough evidence against him, he can walk out of court saying 'See? Told you I was innocent!'
Lying about it is a case of all to gain, nothing to lose. But yeah, he KNOWS he did it, and that's the worst thing

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:41, archived)
# heheh
They should all say "I *know* I did it, but you've got to *prove* it. And if you can't *prove* it then I didn't do it"
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:45, archived)
# There's a BBC3 gameshow in this...
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:54, archived)
# No good.
All the hosts are banged up.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:08, archived)
# they aren't going to strenuously admit it are they
I mean, that'd be mental

more mental

it's all mental
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Ooooh fuck
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:36, archived)
# *HaHa* Here come the Bellends! *HaHaHo*
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Bell Ends?

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:08, archived)
# dude
aint no one wanna see nipples on here - sheesh put em away
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Not just sexist, but whale-ist
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:01, archived)
# Ken Clarke's wig is very fetching
Time for a cigar.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:30, archived)
# And Harry Hill needs his collar pressing.
or feeling.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:40, archived)
# He's clearly scalped James May.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Nom...Nom...Nom
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Nature's cycle can be so cruel
and cute at the same time :)
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Not to be picking a nit
the 2nd whale you drew is a baleen type - they only eat krill and other tiny creatures - that is why the mouth is shaped that way.
www.whalematch.org/whales.php

I am not an expert, but I do sometimes get to watch some Killer Whales (not true whales) from my front window!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtoS60LFzWY
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:17, archived)
# It needs a Japanese person eating the last whale
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Homer Whale, Doh!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Mmm... marine donuts...
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha
grand
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Somehow I knew that was you long before I got to the bottom of the pic...
WOO.

Have an allmost totally unrelated pea for your troubles

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:57, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Why are long nosed animals such bastards? Here's an Anteaser...

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Phew!



(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:58, archived)
# An Utter Classic!!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:33, archived)
# I love this
Superlols
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:35, archived)
# hahaha classic :)
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:38, archived)
# you KNOW how much I adore this.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 18:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
Total Hatstand! Here face 2nd frame is brilliant
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Mmm buxom :D
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:04, archived)
# arf!
T.J: as cable are cunts and mum is poor, she's getting her internet connection cut off a.s.a.p.
this means i'll have nowhere to go online, as i can't bloody afford it, either.
so, this is pretty much goodbye and hope i can get back online soon :(
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:08, archived)
# You ain't going nowhere til you've clicked my pic.
Also: Gaz me your password
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:10, archived)
# what pic?
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:15, archived)
# This 'un
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:16, archived)
# clicked, silly fucker :D
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Now you may leave.
Cheers and laters o/
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Boo... Hissssss....
That's dreadful.

Hope you work out a way to come back.

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:10, archived)
# am i fuck getting crucified
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Shame :( hope to see you around these parts real soon!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:14, archived)
# me too
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Become vegetarian
You'll save loads of dosh & lots of flufffy lives at the same time :)
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:15, archived)
# i spend very little on food anyway
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:15, archived)
# time to go
hopefully, I WILL RETURN!

*sweeps out dramatically*
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:23, archived)
# How much is it a month?
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:23, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:38, archived)
# ^that
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:37, archived)
# :(((
o/
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Now I'm sad.
Come on, we have to get a Smash fund going. Don't we?

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:56, archived)
# ^This
Sign me up.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Sorry to hear that
Hope you can get back soon... and instigate a closed-eyes draw-off involving a cable company :/
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Hope things improve sooner rather than later, Smash.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:53, archived)
# Arf!
*thinks of a pun about a blowhole*
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:04, archived)
# !
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:28, archived)
# EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Squeal like a fuck!

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Whales you say
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast for compo
somewhere offshore of fukushima...

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast you say

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:16, archived)
#
that made me giggle more than it seems right to
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:08, archived)
# may he die a horrible
potato related death
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh...Whales!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Nice
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] There goes a narwhal eeeeh
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:42, archived)
# TGHTRH
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:56, archived)
# A Narwhal's "horn" is actually a tooth or tusk
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:57, archived)
# I thought it was a beak for sucking honey.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:58, archived)
# LOOK OUT! THERE ARE NARWHALS!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:00, archived)
# *hides honey*
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Cuidado! Narwhals!!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:24, archived)
# >FUCK NARWHAL
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Since when has factual correctness stood in the way of a smutty response?
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Good point
As the actress said to the narwhal
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:38, archived)
# oo-WAH-oo, oo-WAH-oo
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] .....sucking fucking plankton etc......
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Channeling a little Dusty...
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha - yay for singing!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Ahh, I remember that night. :D
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Your stuff is always so wrong, FWM.
In all the right ways.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:55, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:57, archived)
# YOU mate are bonkers!
and I LOVE it!! :)
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Thanks old bean!
:D
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:51, archived)
# pffft
good wheel work
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha ffs moley you need a website all of your own for this stuff!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Love the broken suspension.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Lovely =)
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] An oldie...
...but pertinenty one. I can't remember if I posted it before way back in the day...

(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:02, archived)
# :D and :(
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:03, archived)
# and :O
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:04, archived)
# first I was like :)
then I was all like :(

then I was all like :#
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:31, archived)
# That looked better in the preview
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:31, archived)
# this sums up my life
[clicked]
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Cries
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Wonderful!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] who could forget?
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nucular wessels.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Huzzah!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Great!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Yes!
fucking superb.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Badoom and possibly tish


but definitely SPANG.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:22, archived)
#
 
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:34, archived)
# I like this, but oh my dear god that hurts.
(, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
He looks pleased... maybe he just saw a celebrity... "Look out Shania..... TWAAAIIN"
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 0:43, archived)
# That may be where you weigh a whale, but...
where do you weigh a pie?




*Sings* Soooomewheeeere over the rainbow...
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:36, archived)

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