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" I'll get my coat " *
* C.R.MacIntosh
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Fri 31 May 2013, 11:40,
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Excuse me butwith a username like yours, I would have thought that would be the first thing you noticed. Oh wait, I see, yes. He is wearing it but the camera angle is hiding it probably.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 31 May 2013, 12:05,
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OMG it's an invasion! Those things are fucking everywhere!
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 31 May 2013, 9:56,
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Fenella the Witch FTW: D
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Fri 31 May 2013, 10:04,
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Oooh! YES!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 31 May 2013, 10:05,
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Wheeeee!Lovely!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 31 May 2013, 10:04,
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Fenella!!ello lil ol' lady
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 31 May 2013, 10:14,
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I love the smell of gnomepalm in the morning...
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 31 May 2013, 9:46,
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Joined a year ago and hadn't posted anything so I thought maybe an adorable primate with a ribbon in its hair.
I for one welcome our angry orangutan princess have an orangutan back
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 31 May 2013, 8:01,
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haha, love the feetreally starting to sound like a fetishist. and not even for human feet.
(,
Fri 31 May 2013, 8:42,
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Wheeeeeeeee!'ning!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 31 May 2013, 9:58,
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I'd've liked to've made the animation smootherbut I was simply too rubbish to draw him at an angle that wasn't 90 degrees
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 31 May 2013, 10:27,
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the ONE thing...the ONE thing with a potentially prominent penis, and you omit it!!
WTH
(WTH
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 May 2013, 13:31,
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looks a bit like Jamie Hewlett's stuff :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 31 May 2013, 9:12,
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it does...good arts :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 31 May 2013, 9:32,
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Grand!Welcome
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 31 May 2013, 9:59,
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You're really spoiling us you knowDON'T STOP
Really wonderful work, here! Love your colouring and linework!
(Really wonderful work, here! Love your colouring and linework!
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 1 Jun 2013, 11:21,
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ha!quite. a surprisingly rich input word, is Geronimo, too...
PS good morning GB, and good night from the PNW
(PS good morning GB, and good night from the PNW
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Fri 31 May 2013, 7:06,
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This is silly, and i like it
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 31 May 2013, 8:49,
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What she said ^^^^And a Wooo to the OP too
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Fri 31 May 2013, 10:44,
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A Bus'll Fix ItJim'll's abuse locations revealed by West Yorkshire police ... hmmm, I think this calls for a tacky marketing exercise.
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Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx,
Fri 31 May 2013, 3:18,
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Grim...but not because it's up North...
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Fri 31 May 2013, 5:52,
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Vile punnerybut top job :)
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Fri 31 May 2013, 5:49,
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hahahaha!evil punnage
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 31 May 2013, 8:32,
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Good bit of punnage to start off my Friday. Ta
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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork.,
Fri 31 May 2013, 8:43,
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I recognise all the men in that and none of the women. That's telling about something.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 31 May 2013, 9:37,
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You don't recognise Dora Bryan? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 31 May 2013, 9:44,
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The other ladies are:Amy MacDonald: 1970s Goofy totty
Francoise Pascal: 1970s French totty
and of course Dora, who was never totty.
Edit: The first one spells her name 'Aimi'.
(Francoise Pascal: 1970s French totty
and of course Dora, who was never totty.
Edit: The first one spells her name 'Aimi'.
MisterPunch did it that way on,
Fri 31 May 2013, 13:58,
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I am getting malware warnings on B3taHere, for example: www.b3ta.com/search/posts/51047/best?p=2
I do not think this is the best way to report it, but I am an idle shitbag. Here is a screenshot, explaining what has caused it: www.b3tards.com/u/5055baf3cf444c4a3c2f/b3tamalware.gif
Here is an image to placate you:
(I do not think this is the best way to report it, but I am an idle shitbag. Here is a screenshot, explaining what has caused it: www.b3tards.com/u/5055baf3cf444c4a3c2f/b3tamalware.gif
Here is an image to placate you:
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 31 May 2013, 0:10,
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looking the at jss, there appears to be a malformation with Chrome users in particular, especially during parsing urls, defnitely an encryption non-malware null-result i suggest re-subformat your D: drive, or possibly the power or prayer
spotify:track:6pEjJfpxyHwLcvcWMqVyyd (Peach by Prince)
(spotify:track:6pEjJfpxyHwLcvcWMqVyyd (Peach by Prince)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 31 May 2013, 0:17,
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looks like the sub-script for Chrome is corrupted from the last updatedo you use the CH0D3 add-on?
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 31 May 2013, 0:20,
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I don't know, some people eh? some people eh?
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 31 May 2013, 0:17,
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www.b3ta.com/links/613095
It's from this link which you've posted, which included an image hosted on a website which chrome considers sketchy. The image seems to be missing now, at least for me, but the url is still there which triggers the malware warning.
(It's from this link which you've posted, which included an image hosted on a website which chrome considers sketchy. The image seems to be missing now, at least for me, but the url is still there which triggers the malware warning.
Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy.,
Fri 31 May 2013, 0:26,
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chances are it'll be an image on an external domainposted on our board - I'll pass it on to relevant people
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rob,
Fri 31 May 2013, 0:26,
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Teacher, teacherthe ginger kid is copying my answers!
( Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy.,
Fri 31 May 2013, 0:29,
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hello sir!
spotify:track:2X6okzhnNPSzh9yxDMHHe3 (U Got The Look by Prince)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 31 May 2013, 0:33,
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Stand by for a sob storyHello, B3tans. Today my son got a letter from his cousin regarding a school project (they're both 5 years old). In this letter was "Flat Stanley", and a request from the teacher asking for a photo of Flat Stanley "somewhere interesting".
Unfortunately, my wife in at hospital at the moment, and while Papworth might be classed as somewhere interesting if you need your lungs replacing, it's not exactly an ideal location, and SFG Jnr has declared it "rubbish".
As anyone who's seen my pictures over the years knows, my Photoshop skills are weak, so I was hoping that some of you who are bored would put Flat Stanley into some interesting locations.
Then I'll throw the whole lot onto Tumblr on Monday and send back a link - assuming any of them are cock free ;-)
Here's Stanley:
You can click on Stanley for a tranparent png.
Cheers, y'all.
(Unfortunately, my wife in at hospital at the moment, and while Papworth might be classed as somewhere interesting if you need your lungs replacing, it's not exactly an ideal location, and SFG Jnr has declared it "rubbish".
As anyone who's seen my pictures over the years knows, my Photoshop skills are weak, so I was hoping that some of you who are bored would put Flat Stanley into some interesting locations.
Then I'll throw the whole lot onto Tumblr on Monday and send back a link - assuming any of them are cock free ;-)
Here's Stanley:
You can click on Stanley for a tranparent png.
Cheers, y'all.
SFG,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:40,
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what the fuck is happening here?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:42,
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I was away for a couple of weeksI'm back now, still busy but I'll be around more.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:05,
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Just so you know....Pedro was making in fun of you while you were gone.He was calling you 'FAT' and stuff...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:10,
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....and i'll do it again too PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 31 May 2013, 1:47,
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something about the son of sam
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:56,
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FUCKBUSH CITY LIMITS! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:40,
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Best get well soons for your wife. x
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:47,
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Fuckin' 'ellTry explaining that to a five-year old
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Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:50,
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Turn it 180 degreesIt's Stanley visiting the world's widest zebra crossing
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:51,
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"The stripes behind the upside-down happy man look like they're moving to the right,- yes, he does look happy, doesn't he - the stripes look like they are moving because WE DON'T KNOW WHY! DO YOU REALISE WHAT THAT MEANS? DO YOU, TINY BABY? DO YOU?
FUCK!
WE DON'T KNOW! Yeah, ah'll change yer nappy soon hen, there's a man interviewin' is" said an angry parent who could not be named.
(FUCK!
WE DON'T KNOW! Yeah, ah'll change yer nappy soon hen, there's a man interviewin' is" said an angry parent who could not be named.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:06,
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oh my :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:15,
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at first I just thought you'd thrown him up on top of a corrugated tin roof.and then I went, "oh my".
( zog why change it now?,
Fri 31 May 2013, 10:39,
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Hahahahahahahahahaha...............................hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:52,
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^shhhhhh.............it's him.....
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:30,
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Stanley meets his friend Stanley, Stanley says do you want to play, other Stanley nods his head.THEY HAVE A LOVELY GAME OF COCKS
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:00,
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Clearly that's not sex, thoughIt's incestual clone masturbation.
( SFG,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:04,
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Faaaaaaaakeeeeeee!!!!!No reflection of Flat Stanley in Aldrin's* visor.
*Some B3tan will correct me here as I don't know which astronaut is the subject of this photo
(*Some B3tan will correct me here as I don't know which astronaut is the subject of this photo
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:57,
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Thanks augsav :)
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Fri 31 May 2013, 0:03,
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Good for you!That's actually quite ace. And not offensive!
( Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:58,
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that's a winner there, see, have some faith in your skills HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:04,
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Actually lovely!
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:59,
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Ace!Oddly, my dad used to have an Aveling and Porter engine.
( SFG,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:00,
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A Fish Called Wanda was funny at first.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:07,
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Seeing as I live about a mile from where your wife is having her lungs replaced (I thought it was hearts they did at Papworth?)I can confirm it's a shit place of little other interest
If you drive south on the A1198 just over the A428 roundabout you'll see a patch of wasteground that was a really good Chinese Restaurant until it burnt down. But beside that is an original Gallows that you could dangle Flat Stanley from and win points for photographic style AND historical interest.
(If you drive south on the A1198 just over the A428 roundabout you'll see a patch of wasteground that was a really good Chinese Restaurant until it burnt down. But beside that is an original Gallows that you could dangle Flat Stanley from and win points for photographic style AND historical interest.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:02,
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BrilliantI know the place - I ate there a few times. I'm all over that tomorrow - cheers.
(Re: Papworth - they have a really good Cystic Fibrosis unit there, too)
((Re: Papworth - they have a really good Cystic Fibrosis unit there, too)
SFG,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:06,
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you can have this for geographical medical relevence too
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:11,
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Why not stick him in Surgeon Simulator?I have neither the software nor the skills.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:20,
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Lungs... Hearts... I think they do the whole mixed grill.
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Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:11,
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Harefield is the place for heartsBut that might just be transplants, not running repairs.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Fri 31 May 2013, 0:01,
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"What's that poking into my hip?" drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:11,
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Fuck me, you've got this gig nailed!But also, from a slow beginning, I'm feeling the love being expressed towards you.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:27,
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I deserve itHell, I had to find a driver for my scanner for this.
That shit be hard, yo.
(That shit be hard, yo.
SFG,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:29,
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That's just asking for a Princess Di reference.Flat Henri, if you will.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:28,
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I reckon it would have only half a queue to get in. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 30 May 2013, 23:57,
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hahaha fuck it actually does look like her
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Fri 31 May 2013, 0:25,
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Not exactly gnomes but this is the woman from the IKEA advert ;)
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:03,
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i find CDC's juvenille and unfunnyimjussayin
spotify:track:1VjBlwqkRPlWUfh3yXUvIt (Guitar Man - Alternate Take 4 by Elvis Presley)
spotify:track:2esjzBSUBZqIigCcicmxKB (My Name Is Prince by Prince & The New Power Generation)
spotify:track:6pEjJfpxyHwLcvcWMqVyyd (Peach by Prince)
spotify:track:2X6okzhnNPSzh9yxDMHHe3 (U Got The Look by Prince)
spotify:track:5QFdOfeQlX8gp7ick31XRG (A Dark Knight by Hans Zimmer & James Newton Howard)
(spotify:track:1VjBlwqkRPlWUfh3yXUvIt (Guitar Man - Alternate Take 4 by Elvis Presley)
spotify:track:2esjzBSUBZqIigCcicmxKB (My Name Is Prince by Prince & The New Power Generation)
spotify:track:6pEjJfpxyHwLcvcWMqVyyd (Peach by Prince)
spotify:track:2X6okzhnNPSzh9yxDMHHe3 (U Got The Look by Prince)
spotify:track:5QFdOfeQlX8gp7ick31XRG (A Dark Knight by Hans Zimmer & James Newton Howard)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:11,
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I'll stick to eggs from now on
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:15,
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this has everything, again, don't take my fucktalk seriously, i ham butt one chodei really don't care what anyone makes, just a drunken gooch
imjussayin
(imjussayin
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:18,
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Let's keep it real! ;)
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:24,
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i added Twelve to that, but had to optimize the christ out of it, imjussayin, sweet bogis
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:30,
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MAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:30,
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you raise a good point, not fucked with that in ages, mostly dubble-deuce with Steam when i'm not cleansin ma chodeimjussayin
ed: BLAMMO
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:33,
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My laughter at the perfectly-timed eyebrow makes your poll null and void.
NULL AND VOID!
(NULL AND VOID!
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:19,
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i retract my poll*chomps gooch-nuggets*
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:20,
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and keep it out... Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:33,
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Assange is looking well these days drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:27,
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Hahaha.... Yes!
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:29,
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Also, excellent eyebrow action.Bruce Campbell would be proud.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:34,
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Great taste in biscuits, this guy.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 30 May 2013, 21:59,
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bored of gnomes nowcan we do gooch japes?
_The Dwellings of Mista Budokan IV: Whence the Whengis___(this link is no longer active)___________
spotify:track:06yREZ9X92R2e9RJpdzZ2O (Nutbush City Limits by Ike & Tina Turner)
spotify:track:233K4Y0pXghM34TNBhxIso (The Next Episode by Dr. Dre)
(_The Dwellings of Mista Budokan IV: Whence the Whengis___(this link is no longer active)___________
spotify:track:06yREZ9X92R2e9RJpdzZ2O (Nutbush City Limits by Ike & Tina Turner)
spotify:track:233K4Y0pXghM34TNBhxIso (The Next Episode by Dr. Dre)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 30 May 2013, 21:32,
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can i retrack my poll (ooh err) after careful thought, a week of gooch seems over-spicyimjussayin
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 30 May 2013, 21:36,
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they give me teh fear..as bad as clowns :(
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Thu 30 May 2013, 21:52,
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why didn't you post this as a new thing, don't take my fucktalk seriously, you clearly spent time on thisimjussayin
Should maggenspies re-post this as a new thread?
(Should maggenspies re-post this as a new thread?
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 30 May 2013, 21:54,
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aaargh! errr..just seemed like the right place for gnomo-kun :D
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:03,
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you made something that is good, make a new thread and I shall delete this all, and let us never talk of it againBE PROUD OF YOUR WORK, god love ya
hai, am ted dancin
(hai, am ted dancin
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:07,
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CHECK THE VENDING FUCK! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 30 May 2013, 21:15,
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Does anyone remember "Gnomic Git" on Codemasters?
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 30 May 2013, 20:13,
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christ, was the c64 really that much?no wonder we never had one
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 30 May 2013, 20:15,
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You have to remember the average annual wage in the UK was "loadsamoney".
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 30 May 2013, 20:18,
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I recall my little 48k SpectrumSet my parents back around £60.
(,
Thu 30 May 2013, 20:47,
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you must have bought that very lateit launched at £175 and didn't drop much below £120.
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boris the spider,
Thu 30 May 2013, 21:31,
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when i got my first job, very late 70s, i remember going to somewhere in the sticks to buy a nascom 1 with most of my first month's salary
over the years what i learned added a huge amount to what i earned since then, so it worked out better than what i blew on hash and vodka, although maybe not as much sexeh tiem
(over the years what i learned added a huge amount to what i earned since then, so it worked out better than what i blew on hash and vodka, although maybe not as much sexeh tiem
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Thu 30 May 2013, 20:59,
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GnometheusI don't like gnomes.. have a morbid one.
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Thu 30 May 2013, 19:50,
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Did they not sit down and watch it and think before releasing and think..........It's full of terrible howlers.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 30 May 2013, 22:35,
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The Isle of Wight David Bowie exhibition isn't quite as good....
monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 30 May 2013, 19:45,
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