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# Good of him to keep the dialogue NSFW.
mofotribbles
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:26, archived)
# the motherfuckin' trouble with motherfuckin' tribbles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Tribble Royale with Cheese, please! It's easy-peese!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:34, archived)
# i refuse to eat anything that needs a dose of immac
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:39, archived)
# No courgettes for YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:44, archived)
# good
horrible slimy snotty things that they are
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:52, archived)
# But enough of politicians
What about courgettes?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:54, archived)
# What about Corvettes?
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
# And corsets?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
# i like corsets
despite the fact i had a panic attack when my rubberised bustier caused trouble breathing recently
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Coincidentally my rubberised courgette caused breathing problems recently.
Not to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Enter cunnilingus joke here
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:50, archived)
# I had to Google tribble :P
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Go to your room.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Are they no longer teaching The Classics?

kids today *tch*
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:50, archived)
# So I've had this username for a gazillion years
and you never questioned where it came from?

*Cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:51, archived)
# We thought you wrote for The Tribune.
Or delivered it. Whatever.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Even if you're not into Star Trek you'll like "The Trouble with Tribbles."
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:40, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:48, archived)
# "I love it when balls are in my face"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:09, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Stiltsumo


quick and dirty
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:55, archived)
# in conjunction with hovershitting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Mr Whippy!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Careful they don't get a puncture.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Quick, someone do an animation

...of a deflating sumo wrestler farting around like a balloon!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Who said hippo fight?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Hippo Teefs!!!
Yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Angry angry hippos
magnificent!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:48, archived)
# In an astonishing move
You've made hippo teefs less scary than in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:49, archived)
# like yellow clothes pegs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:50, archived)
# I was thinking
little shaving brushes
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:00, archived)
# would you want them that close to your face?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Mmm, warm hippo breath...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:13, archived)
# I like it when they flick their poo about with their tails.
That's a life skill right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:03, archived)
# have i told you lately that i love you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Hurrah for pugilist hippos!
(although their positioning perversely reminds me of the Kersal Massive)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:00, archived)
# wahey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Hooray for Hippo Hilarity!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:31, archived)
# HOORAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Now I have finished.
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Excellent
stuff and obligatory WOO!
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, right.
Can't touch this
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:13, archived)
# wish I had some trousers like MC Hammer
handy for shoplifting
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:20, archived)
# And nobody notices when you 'fill your kecks'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Crumbs

(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Hah, you pussy addict.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:44, archived)
# well i like the colour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:14, archived)
# All hail the new flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:46, archived)
# *kills partners*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# I can almost hear the stretching sounds...
*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:01, archived)
# you've just made me think
of that horrible crunch and squeak you get when the dentist pulls a tooth out >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:09, archived)
# A Thesaurus. Rawr!


Out of interest, in terms of style, do people prefer this version above, or this one: link
.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Grarr! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:40, archived)
# FECK!
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Do hippopotamuses fighting.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Some of the best swears died some 65 million years ago :((
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:37, archived)
# your pic of Theresa May is fine......have a Dianarossaurus...... Rawr!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:44, archived)
# 3 Million Years BC Degrees or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:42, archived)
# I prefer this one.
The other is too clean and computery.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:44, archived)
# the first one
it's cuter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)
# In my humble opinion
i like the detail of the first and the background of the second. that would work well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:08, archived)
# So basically, the first one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:09, archived)
# well yeah,
but the background lets it down. I'm sure that wasn't the point, but the second one has surrounding detail which adds the overall effect. but if i had to pick one, it'd be the first. Can I have another go and try and be even more long winded? I only ask because i'm quite bored at the moment and have nothing much to do...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:14, archived)
# You're right, the background has more detail
The idea would be to go back and add that to the first sketch style if I settle on that technique.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:29, archived)
# But the background of both pictures is just flat orange with an orange splotch.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:32, archived)
# I interpreted his meaning as the shading on the dinosaur
The background itself is indeed identical
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:42, archived)
# sorry, i confused matters somewhat
yeah, I meant the 'colouring in bit', the content within the outlines.
this is what happens when I get bored, I make-a-no-sense...

the sketchier one, the first one. it has more movement.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Whew
I was afraid I was ruining a very subtle joke.
YES THE DETAIL ON THE SECOND ORANGE SPLOTCH IS TRULY EXQUISITE
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:51, archived)
# hmmm...
now you mention it... that detail is very... splotchy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:07, archived)
# With regard to the issue of content, the optical suggestions of the spatial relationships brings within the realm of discourse the eloquence of these pieces.
www.pixmaven.com/phrase_generator.html
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:31, archived)
# ARSE!
Says the Spazz Generator.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:52, archived)
# I say!
What a posh theropod!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Tally Ho!

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# a little bit of lollitics as it's quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:03, archived)
# the longer they stay in power
the more they reveal themselves as utterly unpleasant people.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:05, archived)
# unpleasant politicians? whatever next!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:08, archived)
# They're all ambitious, scheming bastards, that's a given,
but they're not all positively misanthropic like this lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)
# true
it's just that i have no faith in any of them ever evolving into decent human beings, they're all on a downward spiral
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:18, archived)
# yeah they're getting worse,
in this post-ideological age where people are the means to the end of money rather than the other way round.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:20, archived)
# we need them to emulate the actions of the oozlum bird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:25, archived)
# I know two people affected.
One entirely disabled 61 year old man and my mrs who has cancer. Both worked all their life and told they are workshy and fit for work. Amnesty International have now challenged the government on matters of human rights. In the UK! Who'd have thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:14, archived)
# i work helping an entire room of people who are affected, mental illness stuff,
needless to say it isn't helping their health any
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Just added stress and worry.
Just what the doctor ordered. No wait, the opposite to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:24, archived)
# add to that the threat of homelessness and we got ourselves some shiny happy people!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:29, archived)
# one more big push
and we could be looking at civil war
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:32, archived)
# they should get away with it cos the people they are fucking over are already poor and sick and incapable and stuff,
hardly army material
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:37, archived)
# oh, i don't know
if a load of teenagers can cause riots and terrorize half the country, it's clear that they're not as capable of keeping a lid on violence as they'd like to think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:42, archived)
# you can tell when they are lying because their lips move
(Dead Pixels See you then, if not before., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# I'm mentally ill and I'm workshy.
Somehow they haven't yet caught up with me.
If they take my money away from me it'll cost them a lot of money in hospital admissions, rebuilding DWP offices throughout the region after arson attacks, secure accommodation. And removing piss stains from everywhere.
Mad? I'd be bloody LIVID.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:43, archived)
# My mrs was a nurse both in the millitary and
NHS right up to when she got diagnosed. She is in hospital 4 days a week having different treatments yet she has been told she is fit for work, lost her benefits and now her council house. I've given up my gaff and got us a bungalow together. Moving this week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Stay positive man, she's very lucky to have you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:34, archived)
# nicely
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:07, archived)
# smug cunts...the lot of 'em.........whereas our own smugbastard is a lovely meme :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:22, archived)
# This is great BTW
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:13, archived)
# I've just realised how wonderful this is.
Great work gone unrecognised.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:32, archived)
# Some of their measures are either totaly stupid or totaly evil......
No matter how much I hate them, I can't actually believe they are stupid because they're not, so therefore they MUST be evil...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:21, archived)
# they want to remove all government spending, they believe
that capitalism balances itself out better without government interference
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:22, archived)
# which is why they're spending billions of pounds of public money on Crossrail
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:26, archived)
# putting public money back into private sector, yup
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:28, archived)
# I'm center not left or right..... I agree with some of their polocies... but other are just causing harm and pain
When they were warned that they would by idependent bodies before they were implemented....
The one that springs to mind is the bedroom tax
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Ima just mention
Reinhart Rogoff
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:31, archived)
# that's easy for you to say
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# for the benefit of anyone who hasn't been following the story,
the government took their economic policy of austerity from an economic research paper that claimed that GDP growth would suddenly plummet if national debt to GDP ratio went above 90%. The paper wasn't peer reviewed, and only turned out to be complete bollocks when an economics student tried to replicate the results, and found that they had made simple mistakes in their Excel spreadsheet.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:43, archived)
# yeh, it seems like doing cuts now is the logical thing to help but then
you'd think that an extra half hour in bed would logically make you feel better but it actually just makes you feel more tired
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)
# it doesn't seem like the logical thing to do
when you consider the fact that money goes round in circles and doesn't just get destroyed when it is spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:50, archived)
# well no but it seems the logical thing to do if all the politicians and half the newspapers
keep telling you that it is the logical thing to do and you don't bother to stop to think too much about it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:52, archived)
# no, i meant the name is easy for you to say
personally, i'd find it a bit of a mouthful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Yes! I remember
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:46, archived)
# worst scooby doo impression ever
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
# The positive note in there is surprising.
What tory policies do you agree with?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:35, archived)
# I'm not going to engage in an argument on the subject....
because you'll just disagree with me one way or the other whatever I say because you're more to the left or right of me, that's just polotics, and it tends to get sorted in the middle...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
# OK, I was just curious.
You are my cocitizen and have a laid-back attitude to many things, and I am intrigued to know your opinions.
Wasn't planning to have a heated debate, just to raise one eyebrow and say "fascinating" in the voice of Leonard Nimoy and probably leave it at that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:52, archived)
# I was just trying to avoid a srz bzniz debate that would go no where :-)
Don't get me wrong, I absolutely hate this bunch with a vengence, as I orinally said I think they're evil, but do believe some pain is nesesery to get our situation sorted, and difficult decissions have to be made, If I stated just one measure they'd taken that I thought was a good one, others here would either agree or disagree more or less strongly, and a pointless debate that noone could win would ensue, when there quite obviously is no clear cut solution to solve the problems we have, we just have people with different and opposing ideas on how to solve the problem. they're poloticians and we put them where they are to do the debating for us.
Soz for the spelling!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)
# The national debt is a curious thing
make a one man crazy, make another man sing.
Standing at some £1200000000000, or a similar amount. Not sure what we're going to do about that, or indeed whether we even have to, given that an enormous national debt seems to be a normal thing for any modern government. But Greece's apparently got too enormous. It's all very strange.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Could always try transfering it to a credit card with zero percent on transfers!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:41, archived)
# The guy is a joke...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)
# it stopped being funny a while back
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Like I said, evil!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Most people who complain about this shit would do exactly the same in their shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:23, archived)
# I wouldn't.
Although all indications are that Labour would.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:27, archived)
# As said above, I'm center, so agree there needed to be cuts in some places...
But taking care of the sick and vunerable must be a main priority and these people should be protected...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Have to agree there has to be some cuts
how about starting with their heads off?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Carerons smarmie face would dull the blade....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)
# don't be silly!
the sick are going to die eventually, might as well get it over with! as for the poor and vulnerable, well, they just make the place look untidy really, don't they? best get them out of the way, too. we can have foreign investors in then, they don't want to see the place full of sickies and povvos, do they?


btw, not my real feelings, in case you didn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:36, archived)
# and those immigrants,
wouldn't want foreign investors seeing them, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:39, archived)
# no, of course not
we can keep the ones we use in the house, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Most sensible thing you've ever said!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
# not surprising
i don't do sensible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Smash monkey, Avoiding srz bizniz since......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:16, archived)
# i'm avoiding my ex right now
he keeps inviting me to join him in the park this weekend. he's a twat. he's had a t-shirt printed with "poet" on it and he calls himself liverpool's number one poet. this is bollocks, his poetry is dreary shite designed to attract gullible women*.
he also claims to be an artist, despite the fact that the shit he daubs on hubcaps looks like it's been done by a mentally-challenged 6-year-old.

*no, i didn't fall for it, i met him at a party.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Bugger, at least he didn't have a picture of you printed on his shirt, that would have been creepy!
Hope you manage to deter him.....
Got to go :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:45, archived)
# 'bye! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Shit in their shoes?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:36, archived)
# AND letterboxes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:37, archived)
# AND kettles
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
# MeeeeOWW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:03, archived)
# oh you silly fucker!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:07, archived)
# quick t'j:
does anyone else smoke on the bog, or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Depends what I've been eating!
ayethankew
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:17, archived)
# pff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:17, archived)
# what with the methane, surely that's explosive death waiting to happen?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:17, archived)
# i live dangerously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Always, I really enjoy having a shit, and a fag at the same time makes it even more pleasurable.
I can even remember my favorite shit I ever had....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:21, archived)
# i enjoy smoking in the bath
i have, on occasion, used my belly button as an ashtray. in my defence, i was usually stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:23, archived)
# I used to enjoy smoking in the bath, but now only have a shower so don't.
Now remembers the bath scetch in (on the lavatory with frank hovis)chanal 4 have bloked the you tube the fuckers..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:34, archived)
# i only have a shower now, too
and no more impromptu ashtray
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:35, archived)
# This should be the scetch, but it won't load or play for me...
www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-YtsBi4T7Z3E/on_the_lavatory_with_frank_hovis/
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
# it won't play, but i think i remember it
i loved absolutely, morwenna banks always made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:46, archived)
# She had to go to the hostipal :-)
It was the one where he decided to have a shit in the bath, and then just pick it up and throw it in the toilet, but had forgoten he had diarrhea ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:53, archived)
# heheh
i have been lied to by youtube! just clicked on what is clearly marked as the full version of world war z, only to find it's some aussie toss called road kill :(
i am vexed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:01, archived)
# People that deliberately misslable you tubes should be put up against the wall I say!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:17, archived)
# as of yesterday
I haven't smoked for a year..
\o/ winning
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:22, archived)
# i tried quitting a few times
got up to 7 months, then went on a weekend bender with my mates and started again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:24, archived)
# YAY!
4 weeks for me, every day I feel more smug and self-righteous.

I hope to buy a vapouriser for herbal occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:25, archived)
# as a trier and failer, a word of warning
week 5 is when most people fall off the fag wagon, so be vigilant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Warning=heeded.
4 weeks ago was when I broke up with girlface, she was a committed smoker. It's been easy so far. Also the sex has been better.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:32, archived)
# is that from not smoking, or shagging someone different?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Frequent furious masturbation.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Angry wanks are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Hate-filled outdoor wanking is my speciality.
I listen to mp3s of Piers Morgan to really get me going.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# you shouldn't wank so much, you'll go bl....
ummmm, i'll stop right there, i think....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Well done, just stick at it...
Had a mate tried a vapourise, he siad it made him feel wierd, just get a pipe like another of my mates did, he's 9 years off the fags now...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:39, archived)
# I'll try an Ubie - no smoke, no harsh throat-hurt.
americansmokeless.com/about.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Ow, not seen those, and not too much money to loose if you don't like it, my mate burnt over £200.00 on a volcano to find he didn't like it
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Less than £13 including p&p, worth a punt.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:06, archived)
# That's how I viewed the purchase of my ego-t tank E cigerette....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)
# hang in there : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Will do! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Congratulations are in order. Have a celebratory ciggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:26, archived)
# cheers, don't mind if I do....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Yay :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Hehehe. I did you a picture for the back cover ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Hmmmm maybe this one will be better for the back cover!!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:19, archived)
# that dress totally doesn't suit him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:22, archived)
# :D
Just when I think no more standing cat, aceness appears!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:25, archived)
# His expression is great on there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:26, archived)
# it's a great expression
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:34, archived)
# The expression it's great
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Are you for real? It's the same in EVERY pic.
www.b3ta.com/board/10997586
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
# I hadn't noticed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Not only does the cat stand but it has an expression.
This cat has EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:51, archived)
# not just an ordinary expression,an M&S expression
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Hey, Mr. Inventor...invent a new meme!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:20, archived)
# it's probably being patented at this very moment
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:38, archived)
# lmao

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# coffee out the nose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
My real-life mouth done a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:52, archived)
# I never say "FP this now", but FP this now!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Pop quiz, Butler.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 23:51, archived)
# woo!
That's awesome, made me proper cackle
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 0:50, archived)
#
I 'ate you Bullock
(firehazard, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:53, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's why he wasn't back for Spayed 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:25, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:58, archived)
# DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME,
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Superb sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:58, archived)
# i'm curious as to how they could touch each other
in ways they never dreamed possible. it must have been properly weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:58, archived)
# By the looks of the top one
that line is about anal fisting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:27, archived)
# By the look of the one on the right
I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:29, archived)
# i'm sure they could have dreamed that possible
plausible, even
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Imminent!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:00, archived)
# lulz

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Marsupials - white supremacists
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:43, archived)
# damn those aryan wombats!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:44, archived)
# Oh god.
*Flashbacks of Mortal Wombat*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:44, archived)
# there there, mu, we're all feeling it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:48, archived)
# mortal wombat yeah was better
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:18, archived)
# I like his money-saving tips
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=91046
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:43, archived)
#
My local racism shop
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:53, archived)
# It doesn't look very racist.
Except for a comedy "beer drinking infidel" t-shirt it looks like any other military surplus shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:22, archived)
# there's one round here
it's usually full of wannabe wags buying army jackets because they're "just sooooo military chic!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:27, archived)
# You wait til they show you through to the back room, though.
Then it's all "This was used, man. This was actually used. I wonder how many kikes this little can took out."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:33, archived)
# OK, that sounds a bit racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:41, archived)
# I don't know what a kike is.
I feel like I've missed out on a whole realm of possible racial abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:43, archived)
# You've never seen American History X?
There's no need to see the first nine, it works well on its own.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:46, archived)
# WIS?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:05, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:10, archived)
# BOMBAT
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Lordy lordy
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:48, archived)
# This is actually the 127th Standing Cat Picture. True Fact.
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:51, archived)
# ...from you, or for the whole board
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:26, archived)
# it just gets funnier and funnier
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:39, archived)
# And therein lies the joy.
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:44, archived)
# How about a bit of novelty. Here, have a new bandwagon.

(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Needs some DID SIK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:07, archived)
# I am ignorant of this acronym.
Could you enlighten me?
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Certainly, here's an example.
b3ta.com/board/10879172

More often that not there's a wolf involved but it doesn't seem to be mandatory.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Oh, I know these. I have always admired them from afar.
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:06, archived)
# and it still makes no sense
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:39, archived)
# When does any bandwagon make sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:42, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] like playing pool with a rope...

i'm told some men suffer from this condition??
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:36, archived)
# if that's how she grips it, i'm not surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:45, archived)
# she said she had an idea
'this'll help' she said.. erm... to the person who told me, of this condition.. yeah, that's right...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:47, archived)
# riiiiight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Looks like a nice strong bridge to me.
No idea why she's bridging though, as no other balls seem to be in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:50, archived)
# ha ha ha...
you said balls...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Spending some time "bridging" the balls can often help with
ropey coc-cue syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:55, archived)
# i would imagine that it would
in that situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:29, archived)
# blatant amateur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# How very dare you.
I'll have you know I'm a complete and utter novice, thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:01, archived)
# doesn't surprise me
i'm spending 5 days at my sister' house, looking after her delightful dogs. sadly, she's learned from experience and taken all the booze with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:05, archived)
# There's only one thing to do.
Brew prison moon-shine in her bathtub.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:09, archived)
# but i need that to wash in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:11, archived)
# It'll add flavour.
Or man up and whore's bath it out for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:16, archived)
# not a chance
i've only got a shower, i've been looking forward to a nice long soak!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Alcohol or personal hygiene, smash. You need to make a decision.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:19, archived)
# i've found half a bottle of wine in the fridge! i'm saved!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:24, archived)
# Clearly the work of a benevolent God.
But you'll be faced with the same choice in 20 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:25, archived)
# nah, i don't drink in the daytime
unless i'm at a wedding or something
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:30, archived)
# I see it's Salvador Dali's turn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:10, archived)
# I was once having this problem, my girlfriend whispered "Think about fucking me up the arse" sorted me out in 10 seconds...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:25, archived)
# is that 'sorted you out'
or 'sorted you out'?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:32, archived)
# The Elsewhere #167: Sheep Trick
Been a while since I did one of these!

(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:26, archived)
# Closing the curtains downstairs might help.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:09, archived)
# GET TO SLEEP, SHEEPLE!

I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:21, archived)
# I can imagine Samuel L Jackson reading
"Go the Fuck to Sheep".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:24, archived)
# And being misheard and sent to prison, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Obviously
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:32, archived)
# I like how this strip would also work if the couple weren't sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 4:09, archived)
# Ariel Pink's Haunted Cat
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 4:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 4:39, archived)
# WHAT?
A cat who can stand up? It'll never catch on.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22, archived)
# LIES, and damned LIES
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:38, archived)
# haha
i see it now
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:13, archived)
# that idiot, coulda had a perfectly good stranglewank do him in
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:28, archived)
# He's a God, and you are nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] RADICAL RADIATOR RACING THROUGH READING.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:24, archived)
# :D
('round' reading)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:14, archived)
# YOU UTTER, UTTER BASTARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:30, archived)
# Doesn't Reading
have a red route ringroad?

With a wagged wascal?

And a pickpocket?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:38, archived)
# STOP IT NOW! I WASN'T THINKING! I NEED REST!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:45, archived)
# get some west
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:48, archived)
# i was trying to be constructive
but i'll settle for utter, utter bastard. :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:48, archived)
# I feel that I must apologise.
I of course meant to call you a Jimmy-noncing-fiddle-fag.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:50, archived)
# no,no, it is i who should apologise,
i wasn't trying to wind you up, merely goad you into a white-knuckled, frothy-lipped ten minutes of self-righteous paedo-nazi wanking ;)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:55, archived)
# Whereas I was trying to get YOU to apologise to ME for my own delicious purposes.
*I'm spent*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:59, archived)
# that was only nine minutes
i want my money back!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 1:09, archived)
#
I'm not a machine...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 1:13, archived)
#

(^this is alice, btw, the newest addition to the menagerie)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 1:21, archived)
#

and it's goodnight from me
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 1:28, archived)
# Goodnight to you and your sickly sweet puppy.
Adorable really.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 1:40, archived)
# Nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:55, archived)
#
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 2:25, archived)
[challenge entry] TORO!!......Toro!........................toro....
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 2:27, archived)
# Photographic history of WW2


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:15, archived)
#
"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight using cats as ammunition."
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:21, archived)
# that'll show 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:24, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Reminded of this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# Which reminded me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IIaU4eM9Us
Pretty grim really.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:04, archived)
# by "we" he meant "you lot"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:04, archived)
# I like this
if only there was some manner by which I could express this
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:43, archived)
# Make lots of toats
everyone likes toats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:59, archived)
# WW2 never happened
wake up sheeples
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:43, archived)
# But, I heard from some guy that it may or may not have happened.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:59, archived)
# world war mew
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:45, archived)
# needs moar Jimmy Saville
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:46, archived)
# I THINK I JUST WORKED IT OUT!
THE CAT IS A TIME TRAVELLER!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Fixed
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:08, archived)
# Cold empty eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:15, archived)
# OVERFIXED
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:26, archived)
# Mummy Saville will enslave us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:29, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:02, archived)
# frigging
epic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:06, archived)
# ^ equally
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:37, archived)
# wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:44, archived)
# The police would like to talk to you about discrepancies in the Sheba fund
*clicked*
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Cock I missed my b3ta day
6 years 5 days on here

As it's Sunday here's a photo from the tunnels under Birmingham


(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:25, archived)
# It's very difficult to determine if you're wearing pants in a lot of these photos
Is that intentional?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:30, archived)
# when I'm naked I make sure my arse has a light on it
It's a peach and really is a pleasure to look at even if I do say so myself
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:36, archived)
# Tell me, Paul_P
have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:36, archived)
# not yet but there is time
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:42, archived)
# Happy b3taday five days late
:D
(herman:D, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Danke :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:18, archived)
# is that 6 years as Paul P?
seem to remember you changing your username once...scat related?


memory's not what it used to be :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:58, archived)
# 6 years total
4 years on this account
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:11, archived)
# with only a day between the b3tadays
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:12, archived)
# You look like one of those poncy magicians that fancy themselves and stare at me from bottles of Pepsi Max
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:02, archived)
# that's a wonderful artistic appraisal of his work
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:04, archived)
# I'll take it as a compliment
it's better than some of the abuse I get
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:18, archived)
# I think you just look like a naked subterranean pornographer.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:38, archived)
# I am amazed that you are able to access these places.
I thought that they are always locked or have impenetrable defences.
Clearly not.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:28, archived)
# there are places that will never be posted on the internets
you would be amazed by what is just left open
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Is there a book on the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:46, archived)
# A few people have asked if I'd put a book out
I might have to consider it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:48, archived)
# I'm sure you know that you will die doing this, your body undiscovered for decades if not centuries.
I wish you luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:55, archived)
# I always carry cryptic notes and puzzle on me
when my body gets found it will be hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:00, archived)
# i'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 17:52, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPsY_nhTtxg
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:05, archived)
# he was clearly running away to laugh his cock off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:10, archived)
# new image challenge: potato stamps
how good is the avg b3tan at carving taters
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:06, archived)
# taters wouldn't be pleased about that at all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:07, archived)
# how about b3tan into b3auty?
www.b3ta.com/links/1047719

Link /links to rather terrible photoshoppery
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
i love the fact they've called him "something of a last boss"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:20, archived)
# I have a chicken sandwich.
it contains chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:10, archived)
# so do i
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:13, archived)
# roast, mashed or boiled?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:12, archived)
# jumbo jackets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:13, archived)
# that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:26, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:14, archived)
# \o/
now leukaemia my sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:16, archived)
# I can't wait to get my hands
on your russets!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:19, archived)
# that makes them sound ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:32, archived)
# Show us your tits.
Or other birds in your yard.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:21, archived)
# magpies, mostly
noisy fuckers.
them and seagulls.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:28, archived)
# There used to be seagulls in the carpark where I worked
Everyone who worked there knew not to park under the lamp posts
Because for seagulls, every night is a 15 pints and a vindaloo night.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:33, archived)
# one shit on my head on weymouth prom
stinky isn't the word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:39, archived)
# Was there a couple of weeks ago. Had fish and chips at The Boat (very good) but the hooligan seagulls who clean up the leftovers are MASSIVE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:47, archived)
# they're giant evil fuckers
bloody hell, it's almost 7 and my tea is still in the freezer! better go home, i think.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I found these in the supermarket earlier
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:21, archived)
# the phrase "wanky veg"
makes me wince
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:29, archived)
# You had a bad experience with a courgette?
You're supposed to rub them with a cloth first to get all the spiky little hairs off.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:37, archived)
# you know far too much about this kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:40, archived)
# He went to med school.
He's had all kind of things up him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:52, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:56, archived)
# The dipping sauce is a pleasure to make..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:38, archived)
# Enter it into the naughty shop challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:51, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Wanky veg?
Wanky veg.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:21, archived)
# Everything defaults to stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:25, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:27, archived)
# Survival instinct!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:48, archived)
# I'v just formatted and reinstalled, so have no programs except PAINT!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:37, archived)
# never rub another man's radish
or, indeed, rhubarb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:42, archived)
# I like to fry my meat before I toss in my vegatables
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:50, archived)
# Never rhubarb another mans radish.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Best thing you've done for AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:30, archived)
# I keep saying this
but I miss Mort the Ostrich
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Ooohhh

also: hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Ooohhh!

also: Ahojky!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Would
(herman:D, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:57, archived)

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