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# Good of him to keep the dialogue NSFW.
mofotribbles
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:26, archived)
# the motherfuckin' trouble with motherfuckin' tribbles
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Tribble Royale with Cheese, please! It's easy-peese!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:34, archived)
# i refuse to eat anything that needs a dose of immac
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:39, archived)
# No courgettes for YOU!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:44, archived)
# good
horrible slimy snotty things that they are
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:52, archived)
# But enough of politicians
What about courgettes?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:54, archived)
# What about Corvettes?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
# And corsets?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
# i like corsets
despite the fact i had a panic attack when my rubberised bustier caused trouble breathing recently
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Coincidentally my rubberised courgette caused breathing problems recently.
Not to me.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Enter cunnilingus joke here
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:50, archived)
# I had to Google tribble :P
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Go to your room.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Are they no longer teaching The Classics?

kids today *tch*
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:50, archived)
# So I've had this username for a gazillion years
and you never questioned where it came from?

*Cries*
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:51, archived)
# We thought you wrote for The Tribune.
Or delivered it. Whatever.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Even if you're not into Star Trek you'll like "The Trouble with Tribbles."
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Marvellous!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:40, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:48, archived)
# "I love it when balls are in my face"
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:09, archived)
# nicely
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Stiltsumo


quick and dirty
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:55, archived)
# in conjunction with hovershitting
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Mr Whippy!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Careful they don't get a puncture.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Quick, someone do an animation

...of a deflating sumo wrestler farting around like a balloon!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Who said hippo fight?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Hippo Teefs!!!
Yay! :)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Angry angry hippos
magnificent!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:48, archived)
# In an astonishing move
You've made hippo teefs less scary than in real life.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:49, archived)
# like yellow clothes pegs
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:50, archived)
# I was thinking
little shaving brushes
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:00, archived)
# would you want them that close to your face?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Mmm, warm hippo breath...
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:13, archived)
# I like it when they flick their poo about with their tails.
That's a life skill right there.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:03, archived)
# have i told you lately that i love you?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Hurrah for pugilist hippos!
(although their positioning perversely reminds me of the Kersal Massive)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:00, archived)
# wahey :)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Hooray for Hippo Hilarity!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:31, archived)
# HOORAY!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Now I have finished.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Excellent
stuff and obligatory WOO!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, right.
Can't touch this
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:13, archived)
# wish I had some trousers like MC Hammer
handy for shoplifting
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:20, archived)
# And nobody notices when you 'fill your kecks'.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Crumbs

(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Hah, you pussy addict.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:44, archived)
# well i like the colour
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:14, archived)
# All hail the new flesh.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:46, archived)
# *kills partners*
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# I can almost hear the stretching sounds...
*shivers*
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:01, archived)
# you've just made me think
of that horrible crunch and squeak you get when the dentist pulls a tooth out >.<
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:09, archived)
# A Thesaurus. Rawr!


Out of interest, in terms of style, do people prefer this version above, or this one: link
.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Grarr! Woo!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:40, archived)
# FECK!
Lovely
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Do hippopotamuses fighting.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Some of the best swears died some 65 million years ago :((
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:37, archived)
# your pic of Theresa May is fine......have a Dianarossaurus...... Rawr!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:44, archived)
# 3 Million Years BC Degrees or something...
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:42, archived)
# I prefer this one.
The other is too clean and computery.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:44, archived)
# the first one
it's cuter
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)
# In my humble opinion
i like the detail of the first and the background of the second. that would work well.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:08, archived)
# So basically, the first one?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:09, archived)
# well yeah,
but the background lets it down. I'm sure that wasn't the point, but the second one has surrounding detail which adds the overall effect. but if i had to pick one, it'd be the first. Can I have another go and try and be even more long winded? I only ask because i'm quite bored at the moment and have nothing much to do...
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:14, archived)
# You're right, the background has more detail
The idea would be to go back and add that to the first sketch style if I settle on that technique.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:29, archived)
# But the background of both pictures is just flat orange with an orange splotch.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:32, archived)
# I interpreted his meaning as the shading on the dinosaur
The background itself is indeed identical
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:42, archived)
# sorry, i confused matters somewhat
yeah, I meant the 'colouring in bit', the content within the outlines.
this is what happens when I get bored, I make-a-no-sense...

the sketchier one, the first one. it has more movement.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Whew
I was afraid I was ruining a very subtle joke.
YES THE DETAIL ON THE SECOND ORANGE SPLOTCH IS TRULY EXQUISITE
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:51, archived)
# hmmm...
now you mention it... that detail is very... splotchy...
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:07, archived)
# With regard to the issue of content, the optical suggestions of the spatial relationships brings within the realm of discourse the eloquence of these pieces.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:31, archived)
# ARSE!
Says the Spazz Generator.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:52, archived)
# I say!
What a posh theropod!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Tally Ho!

(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# a little bit of lollitics as it's quiet
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:03, archived)
# the longer they stay in power
the more they reveal themselves as utterly unpleasant people.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:05, archived)
# unpleasant politicians? whatever next!?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:08, archived)
# They're all ambitious, scheming bastards, that's a given,
but they're not all positively misanthropic like this lot.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)
# true
it's just that i have no faith in any of them ever evolving into decent human beings, they're all on a downward spiral
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:18, archived)
# yeah they're getting worse,
in this post-ideological age where people are the means to the end of money rather than the other way round.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:20, archived)
# we need them to emulate the actions of the oozlum bird
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:25, archived)
# I know two people affected.
One entirely disabled 61 year old man and my mrs who has cancer. Both worked all their life and told they are workshy and fit for work. Amnesty International have now challenged the government on matters of human rights. In the UK! Who'd have thought.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:14, archived)
# i work helping an entire room of people who are affected, mental illness stuff,
needless to say it isn't helping their health any
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Just added stress and worry.
Just what the doctor ordered. No wait, the opposite to that.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:24, archived)
# add to that the threat of homelessness and we got ourselves some shiny happy people!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:29, archived)
# one more big push
and we could be looking at civil war
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:32, archived)
# they should get away with it cos the people they are fucking over are already poor and sick and incapable and stuff,
hardly army material
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:37, archived)
# oh, i don't know
if a load of teenagers can cause riots and terrorize half the country, it's clear that they're not as capable of keeping a lid on violence as they'd like to think
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:42, archived)
# you can tell when they are lying because their lips move
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# I'm mentally ill and I'm workshy.
Somehow they haven't yet caught up with me.
If they take my money away from me it'll cost them a lot of money in hospital admissions, rebuilding DWP offices throughout the region after arson attacks, secure accommodation. And removing piss stains from everywhere.
Mad? I'd be bloody LIVID.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:43, archived)
# My mrs was a nurse both in the millitary and
NHS right up to when she got diagnosed. She is in hospital 4 days a week having different treatments yet she has been told she is fit for work, lost her benefits and now her council house. I've given up my gaff and got us a bungalow together. Moving this week :)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Stay positive man, she's very lucky to have you.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:09, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 18:34, archived)
# nicely
..
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:07, archived)
# smug cunts...the lot of 'em.........whereas our own smugbastard is a lovely meme :)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Wonderful.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:22, archived)
# This is great BTW
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:13, archived)
# I've just realised how wonderful this is.
Great work gone unrecognised.
(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:32, archived)
# Some of their measures are either totaly stupid or totaly evil......
No matter how much I hate them, I can't actually believe they are stupid because they're not, so therefore they MUST be evil...
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:21, archived)
# they want to remove all government spending, they believe
that capitalism balances itself out better without government interference
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:22, archived)
# which is why they're spending billions of pounds of public money on Crossrail
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:26, archived)
# putting public money back into private sector, yup
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:28, archived)
# I'm center not left or right..... I agree with some of their polocies... but other are just causing harm and pain
When they were warned that they would by idependent bodies before they were implemented....
The one that springs to mind is the bedroom tax
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Ima just mention
Reinhart Rogoff
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:31, archived)
# that's easy for you to say
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# for the benefit of anyone who hasn't been following the story,
the government took their economic policy of austerity from an economic research paper that claimed that GDP growth would suddenly plummet if national debt to GDP ratio went above 90%. The paper wasn't peer reviewed, and only turned out to be complete bollocks when an economics student tried to replicate the results, and found that they had made simple mistakes in their Excel spreadsheet.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:43, archived)
# yeh, it seems like doing cuts now is the logical thing to help but then
you'd think that an extra half hour in bed would logically make you feel better but it actually just makes you feel more tired
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)
# it doesn't seem like the logical thing to do
when you consider the fact that money goes round in circles and doesn't just get destroyed when it is spent.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:50, archived)
# well no but it seems the logical thing to do if all the politicians and half the newspapers
keep telling you that it is the logical thing to do and you don't bother to stop to think too much about it
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:52, archived)
# no, i meant the name is easy for you to say
personally, i'd find it a bit of a mouthful
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Yes! I remember
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:46, archived)
# worst scooby doo impression ever
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
# The positive note in there is surprising.
What tory policies do you agree with?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:35, archived)
# I'm not going to engage in an argument on the subject....
because you'll just disagree with me one way or the other whatever I say because you're more to the left or right of me, that's just polotics, and it tends to get sorted in the middle...
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
# OK, I was just curious.
You are my cocitizen and have a laid-back attitude to many things, and I am intrigued to know your opinions.
Wasn't planning to have a heated debate, just to raise one eyebrow and say "fascinating" in the voice of Leonard Nimoy and probably leave it at that.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:52, archived)
# I was just trying to avoid a srz bzniz debate that would go no where :-)
Don't get me wrong, I absolutely hate this bunch with a vengence, as I orinally said I think they're evil, but do believe some pain is nesesery to get our situation sorted, and difficult decissions have to be made, If I stated just one measure they'd taken that I thought was a good one, others here would either agree or disagree more or less strongly, and a pointless debate that noone could win would ensue, when there quite obviously is no clear cut solution to solve the problems we have, we just have people with different and opposing ideas on how to solve the problem. they're poloticians and we put them where they are to do the debating for us.
Soz for the spelling!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)
# The national debt is a curious thing
make a one man crazy, make another man sing.
Standing at some £1200000000000, or a similar amount. Not sure what we're going to do about that, or indeed whether we even have to, given that an enormous national debt seems to be a normal thing for any modern government. But Greece's apparently got too enormous. It's all very strange.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Could always try transfering it to a credit card with zero percent on transfers!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:41, archived)
# The guy is a joke...
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)
# it stopped being funny a while back
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Like I said, evil!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Most people who complain about this shit would do exactly the same in their shoes.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:23, archived)
# I wouldn't.
Although all indications are that Labour would.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:27, archived)
# As said above, I'm center, so agree there needed to be cuts in some places...
But taking care of the sick and vunerable must be a main priority and these people should be protected...
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Have to agree there has to be some cuts
how about starting with their heads off?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Carerons smarmie face would dull the blade....
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:47, archived)
# don't be silly!
the sick are going to die eventually, might as well get it over with! as for the poor and vulnerable, well, they just make the place look untidy really, don't they? best get them out of the way, too. we can have foreign investors in then, they don't want to see the place full of sickies and povvos, do they?


btw, not my real feelings, in case you didn't know.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:36, archived)
# and those immigrants,
wouldn't want foreign investors seeing them, either.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:39, archived)
# no, of course not
we can keep the ones we use in the house, though
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Most sensible thing you've ever said!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)
# not surprising
i don't do sensible
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Smash monkey, Avoiding srz bizniz since......
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:16, archived)
# i'm avoiding my ex right now
he keeps inviting me to join him in the park this weekend. he's a twat. he's had a t-shirt printed with "poet" on it and he calls himself liverpool's number one poet. this is bollocks, his poetry is dreary shite designed to attract gullible women*.
he also claims to be an artist, despite the fact that the shit he daubs on hubcaps looks like it's been done by a mentally-challenged 6-year-old.

*no, i didn't fall for it, i met him at a party.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Bugger, at least he didn't have a picture of you printed on his shirt, that would have been creepy!
Hope you manage to deter him.....
Got to go :-)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:45, archived)
# 'bye! :)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Shit in their shoes?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:36, archived)
# AND letterboxes
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:37, archived)
# AND kettles
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
# MeeeeOWW!!!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:03, archived)
# oh you silly fucker!
:D
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:07, archived)
# quick t'j:
does anyone else smoke on the bog, or is it just me?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Depends what I've been eating!
ayethankew
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:17, archived)
# pff!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:17, archived)
# what with the methane, surely that's explosive death waiting to happen?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:17, archived)
# i live dangerously
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Always, I really enjoy having a shit, and a fag at the same time makes it even more pleasurable.
I can even remember my favorite shit I ever had....
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:21, archived)
# i enjoy smoking in the bath
i have, on occasion, used my belly button as an ashtray. in my defence, i was usually stoned.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:23, archived)
# I used to enjoy smoking in the bath, but now only have a shower so don't.
Now remembers the bath scetch in (on the lavatory with frank hovis)chanal 4 have bloked the you tube the fuckers..
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:34, archived)
# i only have a shower now, too
and no more impromptu ashtray
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:35, archived)
# This should be the scetch, but it won't load or play for me...
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
# it won't play, but i think i remember it
i loved absolutely, morwenna banks always made me laugh!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:46, archived)
# She had to go to the hostipal :-)
It was the one where he decided to have a shit in the bath, and then just pick it up and throw it in the toilet, but had forgoten he had diarrhea ;-)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:53, archived)
# heheh
i have been lied to by youtube! just clicked on what is clearly marked as the full version of world war z, only to find it's some aussie toss called road kill :(
i am vexed.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:01, archived)
# People that deliberately misslable you tubes should be put up against the wall I say!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# i concur
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:17, archived)
# as of yesterday
I haven't smoked for a year..
\o/ winning
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:22, archived)
# i tried quitting a few times
got up to 7 months, then went on a weekend bender with my mates and started again
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:24, archived)
# YAY!
4 weeks for me, every day I feel more smug and self-righteous.

I hope to buy a vapouriser for herbal occasions.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:25, archived)
# as a trier and failer, a word of warning
week 5 is when most people fall off the fag wagon, so be vigilant
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Warning=heeded.
4 weeks ago was when I broke up with girlface, she was a committed smoker. It's been easy so far. Also the sex has been better.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:32, archived)
# is that from not smoking, or shagging someone different?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Frequent furious masturbation.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Angry wanks are the best.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Hate-filled outdoor wanking is my speciality.
I listen to mp3s of Piers Morgan to really get me going.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# you shouldn't wank so much, you'll go bl....
ummmm, i'll stop right there, i think....
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Well done, just stick at it...
Had a mate tried a vapourise, he siad it made him feel wierd, just get a pipe like another of my mates did, he's 9 years off the fags now...
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:39, archived)
# I'll try an Ubie - no smoke, no harsh throat-hurt.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Ow, not seen those, and not too much money to loose if you don't like it, my mate burnt over £200.00 on a volcano to find he didn't like it
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Less than £13 including p&p, worth a punt.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:06, archived)
# That's how I viewed the purchase of my ego-t tank E cigerette....
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)
# hang in there : )
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Will do! :)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Congratulations are in order. Have a celebratory ciggy.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:26, archived)
# cheers, don't mind if I do....
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Yay :-)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Hehehe. I did you a picture for the back cover ;)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Hmmmm maybe this one will be better for the back cover!!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:19, archived)
# that dress totally doesn't suit him
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:22, archived)
# :D
Just when I think no more standing cat, aceness appears!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:25, archived)
# His expression is great on there
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:26, archived)
# it's a great expression
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:34, archived)
# The expression it's great
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Are you for real? It's the same in EVERY pic.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
# I hadn't noticed
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Not only does the cat stand but it has an expression.
This cat has EVERYTHING.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:51, archived)
# not just an ordinary expression,an M&S expression
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Hey, Mr. Inventor...invent a new meme!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:20, archived)
# it's probably being patented at this very moment
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:38, archived)
# lmao

(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# coffee out the nose
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
My real-life mouth done a laugh.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:52, archived)
# I never say "FP this now", but FP this now!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Pop quiz, Butler.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 23:51, archived)
# woo!
That's awesome, made me proper cackle
(, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 0:50, archived)
#
I 'ate you Bullock
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:53, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's why he wasn't back for Spayed 2.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:25, archived)
# :)
:D
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 15:58, archived)
# DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME,
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Superb sir! :D
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:58, archived)
# i'm curious as to how they could touch each other
in ways they never dreamed possible. it must have been properly weird.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:58, archived)
# By the looks of the top one
that line is about anal fisting
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:27, archived)
# By the look of the one on the right
I agree.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:29, archived)
# i'm sure they could have dreamed that possible
plausible, even
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Imminent!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:35, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:00, archived)
# lulz

(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Marsupials - white supremacists
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:43, archived)
# damn those aryan wombats!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:44, archived)
# Oh god.
*Flashbacks of Mortal Wombat*
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:44, archived)
# there there, mu, we're all feeling it
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:48, archived)
# mortal wombat yeah was better
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:18, archived)
# I like his money-saving tips
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:53, archived)
# It doesn't look very racist.
Except for a comedy "beer drinking infidel" t-shirt it looks like any other military surplus shop.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:22, archived)
# there's one round here
it's usually full of wannabe wags buying army jackets because they're "just sooooo military chic!"
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:27, archived)
# You wait til they show you through to the back room, though.
Then it's all "This was used, man. This was actually used. I wonder how many kikes this little can took out."
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:33, archived)
# OK, that sounds a bit racist.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:41, archived)
# I don't know what a kike is.
I feel like I've missed out on a whole realm of possible racial abuse.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:43, archived)
# You've never seen American History X?
There's no need to see the first nine, it works well on its own.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:46, archived)
# WIS?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:05, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:10, archived)
# BOMBAT
Woo!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Lordy lordy
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:48, archived)
# This is actually the 127th Standing Cat Picture. True Fact.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:51, archived)
# ...from you, or for the whole board
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:26, archived)
# it just gets funnier and funnier
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:39, archived)
# And therein lies the joy.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:44, archived)
# How about a bit of novelty. Here, have a new bandwagon.

(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Needs some DID SIK
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:07, archived)
# I am ignorant of this acronym.
Could you enlighten me?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Certainly, here's an example.
b3ta.com/board/10879172

More often that not there's a wolf involved but it doesn't seem to be mandatory.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Oh, I know these. I have always admired them from afar.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:06, archived)
# and it still makes no sense
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:39, archived)
# When does any bandwagon make sense?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:42, archived)
# good point
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] like playing pool with a rope...

i'm told some men suffer from this condition??
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:36, archived)
# if that's how she grips it, i'm not surprised
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:45, archived)
# she said she had an idea
'this'll help' she said.. erm... to the person who told me, of this condition.. yeah, that's right...
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:47, archived)
# riiiiight
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Looks like a nice strong bridge to me.
No idea why she's bridging though, as no other balls seem to be in the way.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:50, archived)
# ha ha ha...
you said balls...
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Spending some time "bridging" the balls can often help with
ropey coc-cue syndrome
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:55, archived)
# i would imagine that it would
in that situation.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:29, archived)
# blatant amateur
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# How very dare you.
I'll have you know I'm a complete and utter novice, thank you very much.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:01, archived)
# doesn't surprise me
i'm spending 5 days at my sister' house, looking after her delightful dogs. sadly, she's learned from experience and taken all the booze with her.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:05, archived)
# There's only one thing to do.
Brew prison moon-shine in her bathtub.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:09, archived)
# but i need that to wash in!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:11, archived)
# It'll add flavour.
Or man up and whore's bath it out for a week.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:16, archived)
# not a chance
i've only got a shower, i've been looking forward to a nice long soak!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Alcohol or personal hygiene, smash. You need to make a decision.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:19, archived)
# i've found half a bottle of wine in the fridge! i'm saved!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:24, archived)
# Clearly the work of a benevolent God.
But you'll be faced with the same choice in 20 minutes.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:25, archived)
# nah, i don't drink in the daytime
unless i'm at a wedding or something
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:30, archived)
# I see it's Salvador Dali's turn
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:10, archived)
# I was once having this problem, my girlfriend whispered "Think about fucking me up the arse" sorted me out in 10 seconds...
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:25, archived)
# is that 'sorted you out'
or 'sorted you out'?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:32, archived)
# The Elsewhere #167: Sheep Trick
Been a while since I did one of these!

(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:26, archived)
# Closing the curtains downstairs might help.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:09, archived)
# GET TO SLEEP, SHEEPLE!

I like this
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:21, archived)
# I can imagine Samuel L Jackson reading
"Go the Fuck to Sheep".
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:24, archived)
# And being misheard and sent to prison, obviously.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Obviously
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:32, archived)
# I like how this strip would also work if the couple weren't sheep.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Ace.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 4:09, archived)
# Ariel Pink's Haunted Cat
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 4:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 4:39, archived)
# WHAT?
A cat who can stand up? It'll never catch on.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22, archived)
# LIES, and damned LIES
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:38, archived)
# haha
i see it now
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:13, archived)
# that idiot, coulda had a perfectly good stranglewank do him in
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:28, archived)
# He's a God, and you are nothing.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] RADICAL RADIATOR RACING THROUGH READING.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:24, archived)
# :D
('round' reading)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:14, archived)
# YOU UTTER, UTTER BASTARD.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:30, archived)
# Doesn't Reading
have a red route ringroad?

With a wagged wascal?

And a pickpocket?
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:38, archived)
# STOP IT NOW! I WASN'T THINKING! I NEED REST!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:45, archived)
# get some west
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:48, archived)
# i was trying to be constructive
but i'll settle for utter, utter bastard. :)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:48, archived)
# I feel that I must apologise.
I of course meant to call you a Jimmy-noncing-fiddle-fag.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:50, archived)
# no,no, it is i who should apologise,
i wasn't trying to wind you up, merely goad you into a white-knuckled, frothy-lipped ten minutes of self-righteous paedo-nazi wanking ;)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:55, archived)
# Whereas I was trying to get YOU to apologise to ME for my own delicious purposes.
*I'm spent*
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:59, archived)
# that was only nine minutes
i want my money back!
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 1:09, archived)
#
I'm not a machine...
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 1:13, archived)
#

(^this is alice, btw, the newest addition to the menagerie)
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 1:21, archived)
#

and it's goodnight from me
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 1:28, archived)
# Goodnight to you and your sickly sweet puppy.
Adorable really.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 1:40, archived)
# Nom nom
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:55, archived)
#
Awesome.
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 2:25, archived)
[challenge entry] TORO!!......Toro!........................toro....
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:02, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 2:27, archived)
# Photographic history of WW2


(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:15, archived)
#
"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight using cats as ammunition."
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:21, archived)
# that'll show 'em!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:24, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Reminded of this:
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# Which reminded me of this:
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:04, archived)
# by "we" he meant "you lot"
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:04, archived)
# I like this
if only there was some manner by which I could express this
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:43, archived)
# Make lots of toats
everyone likes toats
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:59, archived)
# WW2 never happened
wake up sheeples
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:43, archived)
# But, I heard from some guy that it may or may not have happened.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:59, archived)
# world war mew
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:45, archived)
# needs moar Jimmy Saville
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:46, archived)
# I THINK I JUST WORKED IT OUT!
THE CAT IS A TIME TRAVELLER!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Fixed
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:08, archived)
# Cold empty eyes.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:15, archived)
# OVERFIXED
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:26, archived)
# Mummy Saville will enslave us all!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:29, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:02, archived)
# frigging
epic :D
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:06, archived)
# ^ equally
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:37, archived)
# wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:44, archived)
# The police would like to talk to you about discrepancies in the Sheba fund
*clicked*
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Cock I missed my b3ta day
6 years 5 days on here

As it's Sunday here's a photo from the tunnels under Birmingham


(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:25, archived)
# It's very difficult to determine if you're wearing pants in a lot of these photos
Is that intentional?
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:30, archived)
# when I'm naked I make sure my arse has a light on it
It's a peach and really is a pleasure to look at even if I do say so myself
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:36, archived)
# Tell me, Paul_P
have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:36, archived)
# not yet but there is time
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:42, archived)
# Happy b3taday five days late
:D
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Danke :D
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:18, archived)
# is that 6 years as Paul P?
seem to remember you changing your username once...scat related?


memory's not what it used to be :(
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:58, archived)
# 6 years total
4 years on this account
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:11, archived)
# with only a day between the b3tadays
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:12, archived)
# You look like one of those poncy magicians that fancy themselves and stare at me from bottles of Pepsi Max
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:02, archived)
# that's a wonderful artistic appraisal of his work
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:04, archived)
# I'll take it as a compliment
it's better than some of the abuse I get
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:18, archived)
# I think you just look like a naked subterranean pornographer.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:38, archived)
# I am amazed that you are able to access these places.
I thought that they are always locked or have impenetrable defences.
Clearly not.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:28, archived)
# there are places that will never be posted on the internets
you would be amazed by what is just left open
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Is there a book on the way?
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:46, archived)
# A few people have asked if I'd put a book out
I might have to consider it
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:48, archived)
# I'm sure you know that you will die doing this, your body undiscovered for decades if not centuries.
I wish you luck.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:55, archived)
# I always carry cryptic notes and puzzle on me
when my body gets found it will be hilarious
(, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 0:00, archived)
# i'm bored
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 17:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:05, archived)
# he was clearly running away to laugh his cock off
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:10, archived)
# new image challenge: potato stamps
how good is the avg b3tan at carving taters
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:06, archived)
# taters wouldn't be pleased about that at all
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:07, archived)
# how about b3tan into b3auty?
www.b3ta.com/links/1047719

Link /links to rather terrible photoshoppery
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
i love the fact they've called him "something of a last boss"
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:20, archived)
# I have a chicken sandwich.
it contains chicken.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:10, archived)
# so do i
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:13, archived)
# roast, mashed or boiled?
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:12, archived)
# jumbo jackets
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:13, archived)
# that'll do
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:16, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:26, archived)
# OK
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:14, archived)
# \o/
now leukaemia my sausages!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:16, archived)
# I can't wait to get my hands
on your russets!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:19, archived)
# that makes them sound ginger
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:32, archived)
# Show us your tits.
Or other birds in your yard.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:21, archived)
# magpies, mostly
noisy fuckers.
them and seagulls.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:28, archived)
# There used to be seagulls in the carpark where I worked
Everyone who worked there knew not to park under the lamp posts
Because for seagulls, every night is a 15 pints and a vindaloo night.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:33, archived)
# one shit on my head on weymouth prom
stinky isn't the word
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:39, archived)
# Was there a couple of weeks ago. Had fish and chips at The Boat (very good) but the hooligan seagulls who clean up the leftovers are MASSIVE!!!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:47, archived)
# they're giant evil fuckers
bloody hell, it's almost 7 and my tea is still in the freezer! better go home, i think.
'bye!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I found these in the supermarket earlier
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:21, archived)
# the phrase "wanky veg"
makes me wince
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:29, archived)
# You had a bad experience with a courgette?
You're supposed to rub them with a cloth first to get all the spiky little hairs off.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:37, archived)
# you know far too much about this kind of thing
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:40, archived)
# He went to med school.
He's had all kind of things up him.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:52, archived)
# good point
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:56, archived)
# The dipping sauce is a pleasure to make..
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:38, archived)
# Enter it into the naughty shop challenge.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:51, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Wanky veg?
Wanky veg.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 23:21, archived)
# Everything defaults to stroke.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:25, archived)
# indeed
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:27, archived)
# Survival instinct!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:48, archived)
# I'v just formatted and reinstalled, so have no programs except PAINT!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:37, archived)
# never rub another man's radish
or, indeed, rhubarb
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:42, archived)
# I like to fry my meat before I toss in my vegatables
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 18:50, archived)
# Never rhubarb another mans radish.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Best thing you've done for AGES.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:30, archived)
# I keep saying this
but I miss Mort the Ostrich
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Ooohhh

also: hello!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Ooohhh!

also: Ahojky!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Would
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 20:57, archived)

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