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more crap
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:42, archived)
# Mortal enemy of the troutpire?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:46, archived)
# Mortal enemy of EVERYONE!
A quick, post-doodle Google image search tells me I'm not the first to draw a merwolf by far. ...Trust Deviantart
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:53, archived)
# Oh god, dare I look?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 1:01, archived)
# Why do so many perverts draw sonic characters?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 1:03, archived)
# The Cult of Yiffery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 1:10, archived)
# Because hedgehogs are goddamn sexy
And because its illegal to stick your dick in them or them up your vag, the only way to release the tension is through creepy fetish fan-art.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 1:12, archived)
# Go on. Why not
Only 70% of the drawings look like some 14 year old recluse's wank fantasy. You'll be alright...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 1:05, archived)
# Friend only to the undertaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 1:04, archived)
# and all creatures of the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 1:05, archived)
# Oh. Well he kept that bit pretty quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 1:13, archived)
# are you sure that's not some kind of a shrakwofl
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 3:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Free!
(835Rocks, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# top shop
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:58, archived)
# Cheers
I dun a night school class.
(835Rocks, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:59, archived)
# it's refreshing to see professional work now and then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:04, archived)
# Book coming out soon.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] S M E G
(1.618..., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:10, archived)
# Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXKlC8ph7mM
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Free jizz? We don't need no stinkin' free jizz!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:29, archived)
# etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 2:48, archived)
# Will Shelving be satisfied?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Wow, there's an unexpected twist.
You have satisfied me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:01, archived)
# Thank you!! :D
^__^
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:09, archived)
# Haha 'likes'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:03, archived)
# X3
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:36, archived)
# I like how you've actually started making
b3ta-style pictures lately. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:08, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:11, archived)
# :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:29, archived)
# When Escher met Manga.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:34, archived)
# XD good
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:36, archived)
# A dodecahedrops.
EDIT: Or a dodecalops.
Or "The Beast With A Squillion Eye Lashes".
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:33, archived)
# Thanks for your explain :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:49, archived)
# It seems you're causing quite a stir in these parts lately
I for one am all for it! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 1:48, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 2:22, archived)
# ís this a webcomic
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 22 Aug 2013, 7:37, archived)
# it can't be, I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:23, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:23, archived)
# ok its not a fridge, but it is 'COOL'
I had the cover off of this bad boy then applied power, then applied a drop of ruber cement. it make a loud puffing sound and instantaneously spread all over the platter


...and get this -- I DIDNT GET ANY IN MY EYES!!!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:23, archived)
# so what you're saying is you wanked on your computer?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:24, archived)
# no!
well...
no
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:24, archived)
# GCHQ probably said "You've had your fun, now stop it"
Because you know, national security and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:25, archived)
# oh
that's my smug fucking mug there too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:27, archived)
# I always imagined you with a moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:28, archived)
# i'm not mexican
Pedro, is my 'Nom De Pixel'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:29, archived)
# No, I didn't think you were Mexican.
I thought you were a bit Freddie Mercury.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:30, archived)
# With a pinch of Chihuahua.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:31, archived)
# we could pass for cousins -- i had a moustache from the age of 18, until the age of 40. You might be seeing my phantom moustache
Although I look more like Jim Varney when I wear a cap

I never wear a cap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:33, archived)
# Your HDD is frozen up.
5400 rpm?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:28, archived)
# GCHQ been round?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:28, archived)
# use syrup
et voila - candyfloss
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:31, archived)
# *runs to the corner market*
no wait, you first
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:33, archived)
# Voodoo magic!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:45, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your disk?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:45, archived)
# never mind why!!!!
just start clickin' the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:49, archived)
# That chin looks familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:27, archived)
# guffaw! good job
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:40, archived)
# I appreciate distortion plays a part, but a team of lumberjacks would be hard-pushed to cut that chin down in less than a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Dem fridges don't be frigid, ahhh yeah.


COOL slutty FRIDGES gonna EXCHANGE dat HEAT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:20, archived)
# this has sexual overtones which I find offensive
unclicks
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:25, archived)
# If only it had overtly sexual overtones everything would be fine
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:26, archived)
# I'd like to hang a couple of novelty magnets on her doors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:27, archived)
# I'd like to fill her with my perishable groceries.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:29, archived)
# I'd like to stock her icebox
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:30, archived)
# I'd like to stuff her crisper box full of assorted fruit and veg.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:54, archived)
# I'd like to keep my buttery knob fresh in her
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:31, archived)
# She could keep my cucumber fresh any time she likes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:41, archived)
# I'd like to slam my cock in her door.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:46, archived)
# PERVERT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Moisten that drip tray, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:32, archived)
# one cold drop at a time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:33, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: FRIDGES!


"Fridges are cool", says dolphinwhisperer. "Need I say more?" No, dolphinwhisperer, you don't. And that's why your suggestion is this week's one-word image manipulation challenge. Fridges!
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:14, archived)
# 10.15 on a Saturday night
And the tap drips
Under the strip light
And I'm sitting
In the fridge
And the tap drips
Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:19, archived)
# You want to get a bloke in to fix that.
Maybe a guy with a dodgy german accent and a huge tool.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:20, archived)
# "I only smoke weed when i need to"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:32, archived)
# I'd take that fridge back and complain you found Rob Smith in it
click
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:10, archived)
# flanda
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:06, archived)
# until the suncumzupover
sannamonnacabullavard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:10, archived)
# *takes the train*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:11, archived)
# *starts*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Quick Tip
never dab rubber cement onto a spinning hard drive platter
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Thundebirds are go!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Pink, pink sunshine!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:48, archived)
# the main problem with this
is it was never an actual panda
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:11, archived)
# also
Flantasm

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:11, archived)
# :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:13, archived)
# Flanny! How I love ya, how I love ya! My dear ol' Flanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:20, archived)
# pfffffffft!
also, for no reason whatsover
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:23, archived)
# Because I just do not give a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:18, archived)
# I can see the resemblance
I was just confused about what this had to do with a dentist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:29, archived)
# smack yourself in the teeth with that thing and you'll need a dentist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:31, archived)
# That us the handrail on the stairs at my dentist's surgery.
My dentist is exquisite.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:40, archived)
# tits or gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:42, archived)
# This is a terrible photograph.


I am not a stalker, she has done wonders for my daughter after she smashed her own face in with a bicycle, but I do look forward to check ups.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:43, archived)
# Sorry, we already have a bandwagon going atm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Mmmm very pretty indeed.
'pants'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Smash your teeth with a hammer and love will surely blossom as the extensive reconstruction work drags on into 2014.
Or just pop your cock out of your pants next time you're lying in the chair and see what happens.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:57, archived)
# What will happen is that his name will appear on the sex offenders register.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:59, archived)
# Not if he grasses her up first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:12, archived)
# or gasses her up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Kinky.
Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Uh-huh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:51, archived)
# Teeth
Well, that just screams romance as a film title/vampire/zombie crossover movie

add an incomprehensible chase scene and we got the plot that writes itself.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:03, archived)
# I sense a trilogy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:16, archived)
# I demand a 'humorous' blood bank robbery montage
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:53, archived)
# angst laden vampire discovers he's stolen wrong blood group
HILARITY ensues
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Leading to the inevitable love scene which flounders as she reveals that she's got the painters in.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:55, archived)
# phwoar
she can take my teefs out anytime
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:41, archived)
# and then she can... er... replace them with false ones?

um, phwoar?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Teef sex is illegal
just about everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:34, archived)
# All fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:13, archived)
# Hahaha.
Someone had to.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:30, archived)
# as a devout Catholic I find this a miracle
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:29, archived)
# this is curse.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:31, archived)
# no, it's a bannister
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:52, archived)
# no, it's a handrail
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Erm.......I have no excuse, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:18, archived)
# if he fucked dead teenagers would that make him a necrononcer?
discuss
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:33, archived)
# javelin
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:35, archived)
# I believe Mirriam-Webster define this as an act of "wak-wak-oops."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:46, archived)
# male or female?
human or vegetable?

I had a date with a teenage leek once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:46, archived)
# some zombie find his brain.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:35, archived)
# Sitting happily in the Holy Grail as per your illustration?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Yeah :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:58, archived)
# Backpfeifengesicht is a word we should totally rob from the Germans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Google translate returns "He who should be lubed and thrown into the gorilla enclosure".
Although I did set to "Nepalese to Thai to Canadian to English."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Eh, close enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:16, archived)
# :D haha
haha
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:27, archived)
# Typical day on the beat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:31, archived)
# they're just working up an appetite
dinner-time soon
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:32, archived)
# cops don't stand for it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Ain't got no time for that.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:32, archived)
# This Scorsese directed Top Cat seems overly violent.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Tell me why, Babylon, Mr. Policeman!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:43, archived)
# I don't like animal abuse art -_-
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:54, archived)
# A pterodactyl raping a bear up the bum isn't abuse?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:10, archived)
# I never heard it.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:16, archived)
# Silence is golden bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:20, archived)
# (BTW I still not get exact reply from this man.....)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:08, archived)
# exploded
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Total Recall
hello.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Yes.
hello.


(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Fucking love something!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Fucking love everything!

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:37, archived)
# next is three boobs?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:38, archived)
# NO!

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:51, archived)
# I remind nostalgic saturday night TV theater.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Always tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Jesus Christ
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:12, archived)
# Break dance?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:17, archived)
# boy got skillz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Where did you get this footage of Moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:59, archived)
# Snailtracks.com
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Trails.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:04, archived)
# I have ever seen sunday this TV show the name is "Gyoretsu ga dekiru houritsu soudanjo"
4 lawyer and many comedians/actors appearance this TV program.

and I do not appear on TV.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:07, archived)
# I would like to see a telly with you on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:26, archived)
# Unfortunately I am not a celebrity.
I am general citizen.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:37, archived)
# No, I would like to see you sitting on top of a telly.
With a hamburger jammed up your hoohaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:54, archived)
# I have been living in the home most of the time.
I dunno telly.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Would that be this home?
vimeo.com/58842961
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:21, archived)
# sweet movie
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:18, archived)
# actual lol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:13, archived)
# WTF
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:53, archived)
# fictional animal abuse art is ok, i think
;)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:06, archived)
# I never accept it :(
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:16, archived)
# Image Challenge entry, no?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote has landed on the helipad.

Your selection section:

* Dinosaurs are brought back to life. And need help reintegrating into society.

* Adult board games: Twister, Sweary Scrabble, Cockopoly, Kerspunk, Fuckaroo...lead on. (images must be SFW, etc)

* Famous characters doing everyday things: fictional folk doing mundane stuff, inspired by usvsth3m.com/post/58913890195/what-it-looks-like-when-famous-film-characters-do

* Fridges: one word challenge

Votey capture:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:01, archived)
# imma vote fridges
because i need a new one and one-word challenges tend to be best
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:09, archived)
# what's this us v them shit?
fridges : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:20, archived)
# * Adult board games: Twister, Sweary Scrabble, Cockopoly, Kerspunk, Fuckaroo...lead on. (images must be SFW, etc)
PLAY FUCKINGCUNTSLAPWANKTITFUCKSPADGEBALLSACKGOLDENSHOWERCOROPHAGIST
THE FUN SFW GAME FOR EVERYONE!

O_o?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:21, archived)
# Fridges are cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:25, archived)
# Only on the inside, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:26, archived)
# vacuums are cooler
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Adult fridges!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:33, archived)
# covered in sexy...
magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:34, archived)
# I like where this is going
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:36, archived)
# Indy In A Fridge Week cometh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:44, archived)
# What's going on here?
I feel like I'm being manipulated.
Fridges!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:49, archived)
# cidre for kids
It's just screaming for attention

(eneville, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:04, archived)
# It's White Lightning or nothing for my toddler
handy hint - save photos as jpgs instead of pngs when posting them on puerile digital arts websites
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:07, archived)
# but it tastes terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:08, archived)
# YOU CAN'T GIVE A BABY BOOZE!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UvF2_k0eZI
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Fizzky
Fizzy Whisky. Whisky for kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:37, archived)
# seen these in Mothercare
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:37, archived)
# A foul and disagreeable drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:46, archived)
#


EDIt Ah. Got it. Now where's the standing cat?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:00, archived)
# Middle shelf, 2nd from left
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:33, archived)
# I has own bandwagon
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 16:30, archived)
#
Snap!
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Bindun?
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Yeah, science!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:47, archived)
# Damn.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:55, archived)
# I give up
where is standing cat ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 17:22, archived)
# I'm undergoing therapy.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 17:30, archived)
# Toff Cat
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 16:27, archived)
#
commendable indifference to the oicks
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:24, archived)
# You can get a certificate for that
it's printed on human skin

not that the poor are humans, haha haha, eh what!

*adjusts monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Really not what I expected when I bought the ticket...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 16:26, archived)
# I thought the compo was about standingcat
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Cats crap everywhere anyway
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 16:48, archived)
# crap cats everywhere anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 17:58, archived)
# Part of the challenge is to poo through your pance
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Most effectual.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 16:00, archived)
# He's a pip!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:56, archived)
# Such fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# KILL IT! KILL IT WITH THE MIGHTIEST OF FLAMING PISSHAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Phwoar!
I bet that tastes salty...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Clicked "I like this"
But I don't
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:56, archived)
# It's good, but it's not right.
Would...etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:56, archived)
# I like this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Sweating, heaving, hairy boobies !
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# sexytiem
pass the kleenex
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:06, archived)
# It's funny because she's looking at the camera when she does it
/secrets of bbc comedy blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:18, archived)
# The more I watch
The more I'm being drawn into her "come hither"...
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:20, archived)
# I used to fancy her......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Chubbies
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Well there goes the rest of the afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:23, archived)
# surely it doesn't take all afternoon to vomit your stomach inside out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Tis a task of but moments...
Spewy-time.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:18, archived)
# BEAUTIFUL
EDIT: Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:23, archived)
# I can see him!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 17:13, archived)
# Oh Yes!!!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:27, archived)
# shopped only etc
woo!
(UTB, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:28, archived)
#
what were you looking for when you...
how does it...
can it be...

*heaves*
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:32, archived)
# sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:41, archived)
# WOOD
(n't)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
# 2 soups
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:15, archived)
# 0_o
Gumph!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:54, archived)
# I think I won't be having dinner this year
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Oh My
This is so wrong....
(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Actually
far more sexy than the real thing.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:12, archived)
# HAHA THERE'S PROBABLY A REALLY FUNNY BACKSTORY INVOLVING NORTHERN PEOPLE OR SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:23, archived)
# christ.
why is she saying "ribbit"?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Am I the only one
masturbating?
(deadpidge, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:58, archived)
# 50 Shades of Wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:46, archived)
# ...must...change...b3ta...bookmark...FP horror up top...
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 22 Aug 2013, 7:20, archived)
# ah no, fuck, get doing so quality stuff you shits we need to cleanse the frontpage ASAP!
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Is she smearing frozen yoghurt on her hairy baps?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:21, archived)
#
And squeezing porridge out of them
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Common celebrity disappointment: not as tall in real life.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Played in the remake (in Reacher-esque fashion) by Tom Cruise.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:08, archived)
# Tom Cruise as an excitable alien who talks gibberish?
Typecasting!

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Well that's another monitor drowned in a tea-shower.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Like this..?

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:22, archived)
# That's great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
# hehe
ace
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:04, archived)
# cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:08, archived)
# No wonder he's short with
Han keep leaning on him like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Hipcat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:37, archived)
# poor guy looks catatonic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:38, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:41, archived)
# i don't know why he's complaining
looks like he's got a built-in purse now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Probably going to be used to smuggle heroin or something
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:33, archived)
# damn feline drug mules
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Brilliant Moley!! *Clicks* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:45, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:49, archived)
# I assumed he was a boy cat, what with him being ginger and all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:55, archived)
# not all ginger cats are male
just most of them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:00, archived)
# Not all moustaches are grown by males.
Just most of them.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:04, archived)
# look, i'm buying razors today, alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:07, archived)
# That comedy scar suggests the vet was a rank amateur.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:15, archived)
# or tragic self mutilation of a...
wank amateur

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:26, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAAHAmsterdam
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:10, archived)
# best one yet :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:22, archived)
# clikt :D
^what captn said
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Stand up against sitting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 14:50, archived)
# that's not a 'fixie'
it's a cheap single speed.
(hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:37, archived)
# BakingBad (runs)
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:32, archived)
# is sue perkins still involved it that baking thing?
she amuses me greatly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:45, archived)
# She sure is.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:49, archived)
# love watching those superizers shows with her and giles coren
all she does is get pissed and behave disgracefully :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:52, archived)
# I'M THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:48, archived)

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