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# Nice one Jamie
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:15, archived)
# He's not judgemental though, he said so
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:37, archived)
# I'm not a racist but ...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:48, archived)
# I like big 'but's.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:51, archived)
# I'm not judgemental, but
the poor are a bunch of overweight slobs eating shit and sitting in front of their fucking massive TVs I mean look at me I'm a loveable mockney sparrow I don't sit in front of my massive fucking TV I'm on the fucking TV mate and I'm healthy aren't I yes I am, maybe getting a bit podgy around the face but that's age innit it comes to us all in the end but quicker to the poor because they're a bunch of overweight slobs eating pizza and turkey twizzlers and all that horrible stuff and watching me on their fuck-off big tellies.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 18:30, archived)
# Did you cobble this together from his twitter feed?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 19:41, archived)
# yes, he posted it in an astonishing string of obscenity
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:44, archived)
# It's not often the Telegraph makes an appearance here
But this is spot-on blogs.telegraph.co.uk/technology/micwright/100010061/the-deep-fried-hypocrisy-of-jamie-oliver/
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:33, archived)
# I'd click this if it was a picture
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:47, archived)
# Clicking (If I Had A Photograph Of Jamie)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:57, archived)
# Yeah but he has a point, it's not like people are proper poor like the old days
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 18:27, archived)
# I think what confuses him most, is if the poor can afford such big TVs,
how come they can't afford to shop in Sainsbury's eh, what what?

Anyway, if we don't all have widescreen TV's, how are we going to fit Oliver's fat mockney twunt-face in the frame?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:55, archived)
# he's probably made the wrong assumption that those families actually OWN those big tv's
more likely they're paying through credit for the next four years....or they're knock-off
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 18:05, archived)
# fight stereotypes with stereotypes
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 18:52, archived)
# on the beaches
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 19:19, archived)
# Lookin' at the peaches.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 19:20, archived)
# Liberation for women, that's what I preach, preacher man!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 19:58, archived)
# worst metallica track ever
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 21:04, archived)
# I quite like the fact Jamie
still thinks a flatscreen TV is a sign of wealth.

Good if he'd used SNES ownership as the technology example instead.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] One day the war will be over. And I hope that the people that use this fridge in years to come will remember how it was built and who built it. Not a gang of slaves, but soldiers, British soldiers, Clipton, even in captivity.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:22, archived)
# ...but kwai?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Blidge Ovel the Livel Kawaii


EDIT: Oh fuck! don't ever do a google image search for 'kawaii'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 19:25, archived)
# *blows chunks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 19:59, archived)
# no one done supercalifridgeilisticexpialidocious yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:28, archived)
# That's cos the filename causes computers to explode.
Trufax*

* - may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Yay! Here's a Subo wrestler....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Ace!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:37, archived)
# I hope nothing sexy happens!
And I mean that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Sexy tiem!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:30, archived)
# A b3ta classic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:34, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:49, archived)
# ^This^
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:58, archived)
# ^THis
(herman:D, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 21:46, archived)
# Awesome! There's something of Jeremy Clarkson in that look.
and
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:00, archived)
# He won't be smiling long.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:46, archived)
# Splendid stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Someone's got a painful Boyle
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:07, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:17, archived)
# "I remember the Summer of '75..."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Lol subo and the fast show
How topical! What face-swapping algorithm didn't you use?
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:42, archived)
# I thought it was Jeremy Clarkson's nan.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Cheers Hedgey!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Eh?
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:15, archived)
# B
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Guess again, numbnuts
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooooh... you big meanie.
I just stumbled across this... I think my mechanism's gone.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
Epic Moley, epic! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:21, archived)
# clikt :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahaha! Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Arf!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I slip this in here?

It's a very old pea, but took me ages when I made it.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:12, archived)
# it's lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Yay!
Really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:24, archived)
# I often spend weeks contemplating the inside of my fridge until I hear the screams in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha! A scene from Doctor Legg and the Daleks?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:14, archived)
# This
www.b3ta.com/board/10994728
(herman:D, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 21:50, archived)
# She could give you serious gummage
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Insane Drumming Fiend!
WHAT A PLONKER!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=70jFikGGcxA
(Spatchcock Detritus, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:08, archived)
# You said it, cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# This should be good...
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:10, archived)
# lol usually follows lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:22, archived)
# He LOLs, that's what he does:
LOL follows LOL follows LOL follows LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:32, archived)
# You're about to get a string of GIFs saying you should have posted this on the /links board
so it's worth politely pointing out that people take it amiss if you post links on the main board. Up top of the screen is a link to links board which links you to the links board.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:10, archived)
# You helpful bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
#

Neal Peart is GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Links?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:23, archived)
# wonderful fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:38, archived)
# top Norrissing
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 23:55, archived)
#
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:41, archived)
# She looks so wonderfully bewildered.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:45, archived)
# WHAT A PLONKER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:21, archived)
# That's the bleakest water bear I've ever seen.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:39, archived)
# He's rad!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:40, archived)
# WELL WIKKID
Does look a bit like some inflatable beige gimp suit, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
# I think it's an alien astronaut from a tiny planet.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# He's the Bounty Hunter from Empire Strikes Back
www.starwars-union.de/bilder/lexikon/20060507zuckuss.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Hallo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:59, archived)
# achtung baby
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:02, archived)
#
Hehehe but i think it wouldnt be so cute anymore in the size of a cat, would just look like a hollywoodalien or sth. Already in the size of a spider it wouldnt be so cute, just bcs of its mouth, it would scarry us. Mother Nature knows what shes doing, we should learn from such animals and realize we are no damned higher lifeform only bcs we can speak and have technology, bcs wee still die, compared to all other lifeforms we are pussies, most of west-ppl wouldnt even survive a month in a forest.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 21:36, archived)
# haha that's fab :)
that should be a new challenge
We welcome our new tiny overlords: make tiny creatures big
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Careful, you don't want to let them get too powerful
you don't want to let them get too powerful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:48, archived)
# fears
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:50, archived)
# worst tits ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Eeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Oh god, Thatcher... I'll have nightmares about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 22:19, archived)
# I can't respect beings lower than me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Needs comedy "mofaha" and "pedro" annotations :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Everything does...
...but I have things to do.
No time for b3ta... :'(
.
.
.
*'established members' rejoice!*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:10, archived)
# Likewise...
No time to spend on b3ta, which is why I spent the best part of 40 minutes on a shoddy pic and am now desperately trying to catch myself up.

Even typing this has made me more behind schedule.

And even typing that typing this has made me more behind schedule, has made me in turn more behind schedule.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:17, archived)
# *delayed reply*
Wait! Don't go!
I'm gonna post the greatest shop ever!*
.
.
.
*lies
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:28, archived)
# That's great.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:35, archived)
# This makes me feel good.
It would also make a helluva desk top . . .
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 17:53, archived)
# I think
a tardigrade would make a fantastic Doctor Who enemy.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] The famous Hollywood Dynasty


If I had more time, clever software and any artistic talent, this would be so much better.
(discoboy, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Lloyd looks great for his age
*edit - ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:01, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:08, archived)
# Good ol' Dyoll, best of all the Fridges.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:09, archived)
# I preferred him to Bodie
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:23, archived)
# rroad, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:33, archived)
# he was looking in the mirror
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:56, archived)
# looks like he picked the wrong time to give up being a fridge
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Both
ridges?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:48, archived)
# There was a time about 40 minutes ago when this seemed like a good idea...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:49, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:02, archived)
# I don't care what people think
I like this and have clicked appropriately.

Time Bandits : one of the best time-travelling-dwarves-on-the-run-from-the-Supreme-Being films ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:10, archived)
# The proliferation of fridge-based adaptations made me think about it.
Who knows - it may be one of those posts that gets bugger all commentary but somehow makes it onto the pop page...

And yes, in the firmament of time-travelling-dwarves-on-the-run-from-the-Supreme-Being films it's head and shoulders ahead of the pack.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:21, archived)
# I make no apologies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:09, archived)
# :D
he does like a gurn does ol' Wil
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:14, archived)
# gurn would be a good onewordimagechallenge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Every night I gurn, scream the animal scream
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:39, archived)
# I can't stand that Ed Sheeran either.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Absolutely ace mate
(Arclayton, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:00, archived)
# HAHA
this tickled me in just the right way
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Never gurner give you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Hehe - not seen this one done before :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:18, archived)
# I dont know who did it, but that han solo carbonite fridge pic was all over my facebook last week
shared on 'geek' pages and all sorts. Uncredited of course.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:45, archived)
# I saw it on the usual b3ta parasite page.
The amount of people that think it's real is frightening.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:01, archived)
# damb!
oh well, thank you internet for making me feel like I haven't an original thought in all of my fucking head.

...kinda makes me feel so,,, common, ewww
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Ha ha...welcome to mediocrity.
Home of mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)
# does that make me a Medocritite, or a Mediocritian?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 15:23, archived)
# ...but mine was better
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Flan can't bear to watch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Nor standing cat...
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:47, archived)
# bottom right of my image ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:49, archived)
# I saw him a second after I posted ha ha...sneaky.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Just thought...it says celebrities...
maybe Will Smith?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:49, archived)
# it's ok, I got this...
Princess Anne, Will Smith, the bloke that's Spock in the new Star Trek
Standing Cat, Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke, Prince Harry
Tina Turner in Beyond Thunderdome, Tyra Banks and Joseph Gordon Levit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Dexter Fletcher, Will Smith, David Blaine,
Standing Cat, Bros, Rutger Hauer,
A Flock of Seagulls, Princess Di, Mickey Rourke
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:01, archived)
# Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China,
Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell,
Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:03, archived)
# Uptown girl, she's been living in a downtown world
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:07, archived)
#
This is one of the strangest music videos I've seen
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:11, archived)
# I was hoping it would finish with the Janitor
walking in to the toilet and finding him dead, face down in a urinal with a crack pipe burnt in to his hand
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Vogue vogue vogue vogue...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:10, archived)
# D.D.T's cover is pretty funny
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Derence Drent Tarby?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Dave Dee Travis,
Beaky Mick & Titch
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:21, archived)
# *slides into shot*
*audience bursts out laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:13, archived)
# That is one big tongue...is that shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:48, archived)
# She has JamieOliveritis
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:49, archived)
# That proud moment when they have their first drug-fuelled meltdown in public.
*adds image to scrapbook*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:03, archived)
# no, not even, just wait
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Not sexy at all.
2 thumbs down.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I got nothing...but better than my last effort so here.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:48, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Hull
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:10, archived)
# The pic of Sean on the Mirror website...
...from Sean Connery to generic looking old Scottish man.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:51, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# I notice that the Mail has taken down their bilious hate article on Connery
unlike them to admit that they are lying tossrockets.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Well, if they did admit that they were lying, they wouldn't be lying. So really they can't.
Lying tossrockets.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:05, archived)
# Were they lying or just repeating what Bild magazine have printed?
(Michael Caine interview which he now says is misquoted)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 9:39, archived)
# * dairy!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 9:47, archived)
# Udder genius, you took a gouda idea, and made it even butter.
Starring Moo Grant?

Also: uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bridget_Jones's_Dairy

There is a recurring theme on the conflict between career and romance, most symbollically represented in Bridget's love for her cows and love for the butcher, who wishes for nothing more than to murder her beloved cows and serve up hamburgers. Likewise, Mr. Darcy has lactose intolerance and although he woos Bridget, he forces her to choose between her and her cows.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 9:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 Aug 2013, 2:45, archived)
# it's'a meee
Mario!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 3:00, archived)
# Psssst
He spelt stereotype wrong, jussayin.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 3:11, archived)
# sterotypicalization! foul!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 27 Aug 2013, 8:56, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 4:57, archived)
# bada boom, etc.
 
Those ads shit me up too, but I hadn't seen these weegie overdubs before
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr6FvXxte4I
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 5:31, archived)
# I wonder what would be the outcome
of a three way Anchorman style fight between this lot, the clothes conditioner puppets and those bastard wonga dolls. The pg tips monkey can commentate while in real life, Johnny Vegas kicks the shit out of Nicholas Parsons. I think the wonga lot would be properly tooled up.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 8:56, archived)
# a good italian joke goes a long way
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RviRADnyFPs
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 9:23, archived)
# ^ would pay to see
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:42, archived)
# A funny old house.


Click for bigger (338 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 1:24, archived)
# I would live there.
Actually, it isn't that far off.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 1:29, archived)
# I really like your funny old house. It reminds me of my place, small 3 stories with ancient windows.
That's a crookedy old stenchpipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 1:31, archived)
# Lovely style
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 1:34, archived)
# I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 27 Aug 2013, 1:42, archived)
# Looks like the house
from "The Lorax" a bit (actually not that much, found that in Lego)

Nicely woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 8:45, archived)
# I'll have two, please
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 27 Aug 2013, 8:56, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 9:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:54, archived)
# Low Quality Standard
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:55, archived)
# oh fuck -- i missppelled his last name
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:57, archived)
# oops! I mean Great Job Pedro! *pats head*o/o
edit: S-A-N-T-A-N-A
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:59, archived)
# Latch-latchety-latch.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 0:06, archived)
# Klingon
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 0:10, archived)
# You're nothing but tribble.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 0:23, archived)
# Vulcan display of power.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 0:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Aug 2013, 23:03, archived)
# he has always reminded me of a big poop
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 23:16, archived)
# You need to chew your corn properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Aug 2013, 23:21, archived)
# A type 3 on the Bristol Stool Form Scale
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 23:36, archived)
# Ahahahahawe have a winner!
hahha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 23:39, archived)
# ahh, indeed, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 0:23, archived)
# Some poor illustrator had to produce those images.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 27 Aug 2013, 1:22, archived)
# why have you got a picture of Olmos's ass in your wallet Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 4:56, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(herman:D, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:39, archived)
# who hell he?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Alfred Hitchcock/Danny Devito love child
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:47, archived)
# Is that Mr Rumbold from 'Are You Being Served?'
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Leave Tippi Alone!
She's my Bird.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:38, archived)
# You might want to put the skin back on that sexbot.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:41, archived)
# I made the eyes super sexy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:41, archived)
# funholes®
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:42, archived)
# they're lubricated with wd40
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:43, archived)
# and the teeth are adjustable depending on your preference
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:42, archived)
# we're going to insist that you post an animated version of this chap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Wow that is stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 23:04, archived)
# really? it was just a 30 second drunken doodle
(honestly)
I threw it away straight after :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 7:12, archived)
# ^This
b3ta.com/board/11001033
(herman:D, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:43, archived)
# um frozen in da carbunite
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Imma let you hang on ma wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:59, archived)
# um gunna be saved by da prinsess layla
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 23:01, archived)
# um gunna autoeroticasphyxiate nao.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Aug 2013, 23:04, archived)
# oh chewz chewz....luvz luvz luvz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 23:13, archived)
# "ohhh.. you ARE sick!"
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 5:37, archived)
# TAKE THAT, DRUGZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Drugz are bad, m'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 19:59, archived)
# Ooops!
I meant 'TAKE THOSE DRUGZ!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:22, archived)
# The only good bug is a dead bug!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Aug 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Do you want to know more?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:10, archived)
# Stranded VW motorists would not agree.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:23, archived)
# drugs for hugz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 20:33, archived)
# The only good hug is a dead hug!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Aug 2013, 20:38, archived)
# I'm way too inhibited to go for that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Bloodhugs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:24, archived)
# amazon
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Yep, free delivery, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Aug 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Ah, here's Moggy to bring us some enlightenment
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 21:19, archived)
# All 3 watts of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Aug 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Me-Ow
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Aug 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Well,...where is it?
........Where is the enlightenmentism?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:25, archived)
# NorthEast Japan actually, Monster District
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:21, archived)

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