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# DAMN

I was so sure space farmers blah blah would get the vote...
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:49, archived)
# :D
HE LIVES! On the moon
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:27, archived)
# Hehehehe
Clangers FTW! :)
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaaaarghhh!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:26, archived)
# That's fucking hideous
Pre and post-shop
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:29, archived)
#
sh
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:30, archived)
# Now....then
....now...then...
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:40, archived)
# christ!
are you actually at his concrete coffin with a chisel & a camera?
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:30, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:42, archived)
# Aaargh! and fucking hell, it looks like Ian Brown
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
YES!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha
it is too! Or is it Clint Eastwood?
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:53, archived)
# He's a monkaaaaay man!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:19, archived)
# Terrifying
ly good
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:38, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:10, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGH
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:39, archived)
# "I like this" has rarely been less appropriate!
That is, however, damned good.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Freaky as hell
Nicely done Ninj
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Cheers mate!
:D
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Just when you thought the bastard couldn't get any creepier.
Top shoppage as ever.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:58, archived)
# Ooh bless you
:)
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:11, archived)
# That is so well done!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:12, archived)
# Thank you
:)
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:20, archived)
# what makes him even more sinister
is he looks proper pissed off.

but woo etc etc
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:12, archived)
# Heheheh
:D
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:20, archived)
# Fuck me sideways
Oh!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:27, archived)
# - ace work
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:33, archived)
# Thanks!
:D
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:42, archived)
# Jesus Jones but that's sinister.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:00, archived)
# Fuck me..enough to give me nightmares .
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:56, archived)
# Ha ha!
Would they be using the power of their minds to make us vote for whatever they put up?
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:31, archived)
# I was about to make a scream one :)
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:56, archived)
# Why doesn't somebody pull out a 45 and, bang, settle it?

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:49, archived)
# Bang on some tunes Bruce

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry] New Value range
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:22, archived)
[challenge entry] But is it organic?
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Religion gets turned upside down!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a rp from yesterday - yesteryear actually

'ning all
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast 2
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:28, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:40, archived)
# You live in Plymouth as well?
(, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 6:28, archived)
# somehow very sinister
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 6:33, archived)
#
its a wig
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 6:38, archived)
# It's a bird!!!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 6:55, archived)
# Seriously
this has made me think about how frightened I'd be if I believed even half the things he believes.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 6:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 6:53, archived)
# But does he?

Actually believe them himself, I mean.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 6:58, archived)
# I don't know :)
Certainly when he talks it sounds as if he does.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:06, archived)
# Maybe he's speaking in metaphor
By "reptilian alien shapeshifter" he's really saying "cold-blooded, predatory humans that don't see themselves as like other humans, and can change their personalities to match whoever they're trying to charm". Like sociopathic businesspeople and politicians. And of course, royalty.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:26, archived)
[challenge entry] They've always been here... watching, guiding, creating a popular blend of tea
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:28, archived)
# so smug
as if the advert said 'webbed, for her pleasure'
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:35, archived)
#

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Knocked up for a /qotw
reply
That is all. Move along, nothing to see here.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 6:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 5:32, archived)
# Too many beans.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 6:32, archived)
[challenge entry]

fuck
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 4:25, archived)
# *signs up*
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 5:26, archived)
# Just when he was getting into Gere, too.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:43, archived)
# ARMAGEDDON!!!!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 23:12, archived)
# Holy Tells Batman!

"You suck worse than The Joker!"
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 3:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Heat ray not included
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 1:50, archived)
# Nice!
I set everything on fire anyway.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 2:40, archived)
# Ta!
I'd love a miniature heat-ray for lighting the gas hob.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:28, archived)
# Needs more Liam Neeson
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 3:38, archived)
# Not sure that can be said of many things.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:28, archived)
# Lovely job Colonel!
*click.* :)
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:08, archived)
# Thanks awfully!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:29, archived)
# I would so buy the heck out of this
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:27, archived)
# ^^
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:56, archived)
# I was sad it didn't include the black smoke launcher.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:29, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 8:57, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:29, archived)
# I can't see Tom Cruise...?
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:00, archived)
# That's because he's very short.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Ah. Of course.
Silly me.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Uuuullllaaaaaaaaa
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:23, archived)
# ka-ka-ka-ka!
/Reeves and Mortimer
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:17, archived)
# "Bah-ba-BAAAAH! Bah-ba-BAAAAH!"
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:45, archived)
# So,
are we all agreed, then, that the random clicking of various filters is a perfectly legitimate way of disguising shite 'shoppery? Good.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 1:01, archived)
# Very striking, nice effects.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 1:26, archived)
# Cor!
*passes the moisturiser*
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:42, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: 20 YEARS AFTER THE INVASION


This week's challenge is to show us how life has changed 20 years after the hostile takeover by Big Bad Aliens Plc. Because it's going to happen. Challenge suggested by Colonel Boris.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 0:26, archived)
# "Hey, these nuggets aren't chicken!"
"SILENCE, EARTHLING."
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 0:49, archived)
# "There is no spoon."

BOD's looking good for his age.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 1:27, archived)
# FUCK no Evil, FUCK no Evil

(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Because he's deaf... not stu-pid
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:42, archived)
# Something changed...

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 1:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Future Fucks From The Past In The Present A Long Long Time Ago.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 1:20, archived)
# FUCK EVERYTHING!

fuck
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 4:01, archived)
# that's a lot of FUCK. right there.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 4:33, archived)
# fuck squared
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 4:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:18, archived)
# aaand ... i'm spent
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:20, archived)
# but that was only 2 minu.....
uh-... I'll shut up now
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:22, archived)
# WHOA.......
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:24, archived)
#

(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:27, archived)
# She's gradually licking her way through my monitor.
Time to go.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:41, archived)
# Vibrating head girl 2.0
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:41, archived)
# Jesus. Fuck.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 0:30, archived)
# Works for me.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 1:21, archived)
# Makes a mess on the monitor though.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 1:28, archived)
# That's why Pedro made it.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 2:41, archived)
# I see.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 2:56, archived)
# fucken WHOA THERE
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 6:56, archived)
#
Marry ann with the shakey hands!
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 7:32, archived)
# ... and rotate ... annnnnnd rest


(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:39, archived)
# it spins like a spinny thing when you rotate it
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:46, archived)
# What a deformed-looking fish
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:52, archived)
#
that reminds me of The Neville

/broams
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:09, archived)
# I found my copy of his book he did
it's still delightfully mental.

*opens to random page*
*picks word at random*
*that word is 'bimflaps'*
*glees*
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:19, archived)
# What book was that?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:25, archived)
# This one:
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:34, archived)
# what happened to him?

(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Just disappeared into the great b3tan unknown
his website domains all lapsed too :(
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:48, archived)
# sad :( im sure hes in a field somewhere broaming and melging at cows
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Got married and works as a freelance web person.
It happens to us all. Well, perhaps not so much on b3ta.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 9:22, archived)
# aah ok...ta
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 10:03, archived)
# Bloop
:)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:03, archived)
# what?
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 0:04, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 1:31, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 3:25, archived)
# Excuse me!
What's this about then? I've stared at it for at least 3 minutes and I feel I'm missing something.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:58, archived)
# It's the stoooory of liiiife!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:04, archived)
# ooooooooooooo-kaaaaaaaaaaaaaay then.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:52, archived)
# What?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:23, archived)
# i can see a feather
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:27, archived)
# fluxy!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:03, archived)
# WAIT WAIT WAIT... IS THIS ONE OF THOSE ANT AUTOMATA THINGYBUGIBBIES?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:11, archived)
# are the black and white blobs
proton and neutron, and the smaller black and white circles are electrons?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:32, archived)
# Exactly what I was thinking!!
o_O
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Silliness
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:25, archived)
# R.I.P Box Monkey :(
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Ladder Monkey
Box Bear! Saw Tiger! ;)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:29, archived)
# I made the same mistake in my Zoology exam :(
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:50, archived)
# The problem isn't your answers prodg
it's the people asking the questions who are wrong.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:34, archived)
# I HAD THE EXACT SAME EXPERIENCE IN MY BIOLOGY EXAM
Apparently "quim" is not an acceptable biological term.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:35, archived)
# Haha, this is one for Jahled
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:39, archived)
# you can hear him fingering his arse over it if you listen carefully
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:10, archived)
#
no thats me.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:32, archived)
# You too?
Fancy that.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:40, archived)
# We should totally have an arse fidgeting badge to put in our profile
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Bum rummage.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:24, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:16, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote has loomed up out of the darkness. Your choices are:

Board Games for Movies or TV Shows
Open up Photoshop and show us tie-in Board Games for some famous (and not so famous) Movies and TV Shows.

20 Years after the invasion
Show us how life has changed 20 years after a hostile takeover by Big Bad Aliens Plc.

Farms of the Future
Mix farming with science fiction to show us how the high-tech farm of the future might work.

One word challenge
Psychedelia — make things psychedelic: kittens, war, everything.

Votey thing:




(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:41, archived)
# Or, you know, "dragons", as it came second last week
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:48, archived)
# I don't recall seeing a single image of a dragon on the board, ever.
Coz they're shit.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:01, archived)
# On second thoughts, it would probably just turn into a JJ yiff-fest :(
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:09, archived)
# Or lots of Bannatynes
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:11, archived)
# ... again
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:00, archived)
# yay :D
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Lovely
Hugs
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:12, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:36, archived)
# AARDVARKS DO NOT HAVE WINGS!!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Not yet...
G'night all.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 3:02, archived)
# \o/ Space farmers in space farming their crops on asteroids, while in space


/oldschool
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:52, archived)
# arse-to-roids?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:05, archived)
# after the invasion could be good
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:02, archived)
# I voted for that
So no chance!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:30, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Sorry I mean I voted for space farmers
Woooooo space farmers \o/
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:51, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:58, archived)
# why the fuck is misheard lyrics not on here???????
I posted the request, you useless fuck
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:52, archived)
# i'm not even going to say what i voted for, because u fcukers purposely do anything but
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:04, archived)
# You lazy fucks!
We could have had Psychedelia.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 2:47, archived)
[challenge entry] a nightmare, of sorts


i have better ideas than i have photoshoppery skillz
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 18:46, archived)
# And...
This is why I log in.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Ideas are better than skill
Keep posting!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 22:13, archived)
# no no no no no......
it's all in the ocular orbit spacing.
as an established member, i can be certain of this
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 23:06, archived)

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