hahaha brilliantwas looking for a QR code on the window too
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 17:16,
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Classic.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 12 Nov 2013, 9:26,
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What does this button do?What does this button do?
What does this button do?
:)
(What does this button do?
:)
Captain Howdy,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 20:14,
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This is just so incredibly accuratePeople out on the town, all immersed in their device-worship, totally oblivious of the people around them and the preponderence of the dreaded 'selfie' rules all....
Thumbs up Ninj
(Thumbs up Ninj
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Tue 12 Nov 2013, 2:23,
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Cor, that's a beauty. that's a beauty.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 12 Nov 2013, 9:26,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Mobile Phones In History"){kind=small}
Ducking a witch
Couldn't find a decent image of a historical witch.
But this woman was already duck-facing for me!
she weighs the same as a duck
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 16:09,
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she's all arse, isn't she?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:40,
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i'll leave that in your capable clutche......i mean hands..... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:50,
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Inspired by robneymcplum
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:25,
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Oh yesI like this very much.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 20:21,
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^No more entries; we have a winner!
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UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 21:09,
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If genius was a cheese you'd be a stilton.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 23:22,
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It's my b3taday!Enjoy this vintage evilrob from 2011 entitled, "Armadillo having a swim":
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evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:17,
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i demand you rename thisfloating is not swimming. corpses float. are they swimming? I THINK NOT!
oh, and merry b3taday
(oh, and merry b3taday
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:19,
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You'll hate my follow-up"Stuart Lubbock Having a Swim" then.
( evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:25,
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i'd call that "fat man and beer bottles in aspic" Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:29,
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i was just thinking of curious delicaciesand found myself googling bees in aspic. the dish doesn't seem to exist, but i think it'd be quite pretty.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:39,
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i reached over to wake himhe bobbed up and down in the water, like a kind of top. upended. well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:27,
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That's a genuine quote! I read it in "Shark Attack" as a callow youth.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 23:24,
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i'm not unhappy Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:38,
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arf!that burnt mummy thing last night was very interesting
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:52,
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I just couldnt get it right, whichever way I tried,It really is a skill they should be proud of.
(,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:11,
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it wasn't peat, it was linseed oil Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 15:20,
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Children in NeedSorry it's a little bit spammy, but I made this to raise money for Children in Need.
It's on eBay and I'd like it to sell for £38cuntillion so please bid.
www.undeadteds.com/pudsey
(It's on eBay and I'd like it to sell for £38cuntillion so please bid.
www.undeadteds.com/pudsey
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:04,
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well that's horiffic well done
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:08,
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You are a baddun my friend :-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:09,
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Ha ha ha ha ha! Nice work, sir!I always assumed there was just an empty socket under Pudsey's eye-patch.
I really hope the Daily Mail get hold of this and do a shocked and outraged piece, it'll do your bids no end of good!
(I really hope the Daily Mail get hold of this and do a shocked and outraged piece, it'll do your bids no end of good!
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:18,
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it's not an eyepatch, he's just well gangsta
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:28,
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That's fantastic!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:22,
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Haha!That's bloody great. Half way between Halloween and Children In Need. Perfecto.
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Mon 11 Nov 2013, 16:44,
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhh Shlvng,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 21:56,
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Necessity & the Mother of Invention and all that...
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:36,
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I thought it was comedy GOLD!! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:55,
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that's a pretty drastic constipation treatmentalso, CANDLES!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:57,
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*SIGH*I guess I should have been more clear that it was for the eyes.
Now Christmas is ruined! :(
(Now Christmas is ruined! :(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:00,
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christmas isn't ruineddon't be such a pessimist :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:07,
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Simultaneously clears blockages in front and back pipes….?That's a bloody shitty idea.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:27,
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hahahahaha Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:30,
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Happy b3taday!!!!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:20,
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Winter is a great time to be a limpet.
Well, most limpets.
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:16,
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hahaso that's why sea-water is so salty
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:25,
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NahIt's salty because the see wee'd
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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I read "dirty limpets" and imagined it said in a very rough bbc drama cockney geeza accent.
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:46,
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Hahaha! That's great! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:17,
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Been a while...So I'm going to lead with this: friends had to have their smooth fox terrier put to sleep recently and it's affected the whole family as she was a wedding present from Mark to Allison. They don't know I've done this yet, but should get their email tomorrow morning.
It's just made me realise I'm probably never going to go back to doing pastel pencil stuff anymore because my eyesight just isn't up to it. Having a thumping great monitor in front of you is much easier, so I'll be sticking to digital from here on in, I'd say.
(It's just made me realise I'm probably never going to go back to doing pastel pencil stuff anymore because my eyesight just isn't up to it. Having a thumping great monitor in front of you is much easier, so I'll be sticking to digital from here on in, I'd say.
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:05,
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:)Thanks, Ninj. They're only small but pets leave such a big hole in your life when they're no longer there. I know I miss all mine years later, so maybe this will give them something to smile about even if there are a few tears too.
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:21,
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I bet :)I absolutely dread the day anything happens to my two dogs :(
( Ninj,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:46,
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You think?Well, OK
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:24,
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Is that a bit of peanut butter I see in the corner of her mouth?/insensitive
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:34,
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Only she knows for sure....And nah, it's OK, I've already got my window seat, feel free to join me.
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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*zooms in*
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:17,
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Nicely done.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:22,
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Thanks Moley :)
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:37,
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:) Thanks P!I'll be popping in and out, I'd say, hope to catch you around one day :)
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Tue 12 Nov 2013, 2:30,
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just spotted tis - it is lully
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 21:09,
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As are you :) Thank you!
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Tue 12 Nov 2013, 2:30,
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That's a difficult shot with just one of them birds.
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Smallbrainfield,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:00,
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I think you'll be looking to flick the bird off the top of the small pig thing at the front, in order to bounce/skim over the tops of the columns. Doesn't look too bad - Imagine if the large pig was buried within the columns.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:05,
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That's a bomb bird.It depends if Stonehenge is destructible or not?
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:09,
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Basically this, I think.Fire the bird directly at the first pig and drop the bomb when you're just about to make impact. With a bit of luck, the bomb'll destroy the first pig and the bird'll fly up, hit the first major horizontal block and ricochet off at a 45° parabola to hit the second pig. Otherwise you're screwed.
The amount of nerdiness involved in writing this reply gave me heartburn.
(The amount of nerdiness involved in writing this reply gave me heartburn.
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 18:58,
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Woo!I'd quite like to play a photo-realistic Angry Birds.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:03,
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I'm quite into this idea too
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:13,
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Oh Bravo!
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:30,
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He didn't manage to do much with his 5 minutes of fame...
monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:36,
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Ha! Excellent. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 14:24,
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Send it to the Daily MailJust don't mention B3ta.com. Say you found it on the UKIP website or something.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:17,
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What has been seen...That's quite the floral tribute though.
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:06,
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Frosty the Snowpimp(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:56,
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TY HappyYeast PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:09,
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Ooh, candles!Happy b3taday, Pedro :)
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:55,
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some fella nailed his balls to the ground in red square as a protest of the governments control HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 9:17,
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I know, can you imagine how chilly it must be at this time of year HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 9:41,
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Chilblains on the nads - not good methinks :(
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 9:48,
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It was only his scrotum though.Most news reports are saying he nailed his testicles. LIES.
( Shlvng,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 11:31,
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He's made the Pussy Riot mistakeof it being essentially a good thing to protest about, but the form of it has allowed any discussion it causes to be easily diverted by jokes about genitals.
It's like if the Unknown Protester had decided to moon at the tanks.
(It's like if the Unknown Protester had decided to moon at the tanks.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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Nailed?What's Red Square made of? Can you nail into concrete?
Also Russians are bonkers.
(Also Russians are bonkers.
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:12,
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More of this sort of thing in parliament square please. Much better than guerilla gardening...
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Traducer,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 11:59,
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Major misinterpretationof balls to the wall. Something must have been lost in translation.
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:08,
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They were lucky it was only a little oneOnly 16 kiloBytes of power
the latest models are much more powerfull
(the latest models are much more powerfull
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 10:05,
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BY POOPULAR DEMAND
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 2:26,
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Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 2:34,
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i am fond of the blue raspberry whips, sentient poodle shit and entrail topping you can get PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 2:36,
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I think we've all been there.(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 3:25,
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Stilt walking clown killed in freak mangling. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 2:46,
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i saw a stilt-walking street performer yesterdayshe wasn't a clown though
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 2:56,
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The important thing is, was she mangled? FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 3:24,
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i think her calves were chewed down to the rafters PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 11:07,
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Pedro you're on fireMany happy returns
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 8:42,
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Someone call the fire dept.That damn mutant dog has set the bloody cooler on fire for the 3rd time.
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 9:22,
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hey there, stranger :) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 11:00,
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That many candles are a fire hazard!OH MY GOD, HE IS ON FUCKING FIRE HAZARD!
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 12:30,
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inuit eskimo toilet / gingerbread manyour thoughts how to change our poop shoots into novelty characters, i have done an eskimo (inuit) right on :) any other ideas what characters to do?
(,
Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:27,
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Thanks!I hope b3ta is here 8 more years
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 0:44,
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merry happy candles day pedro!
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:44,
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your youtube link is about to catch fire
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:56,
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OPPS. forgot link to imagehttps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=222198381294944&set=a.137167033131413.1073741830.134433533404763&type=1&theater
https://www.facebook.com/photos2painting
(,
Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:36,
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https://www.facebook.com/photos2painting
keep her tutu from the fire PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:00,
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LOL!...but srsly dude, check the youtube link i put up there
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:41,
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ALL THANKS TO THE ATOMIC SCHOOL OF FREEHANDERY
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:47,
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i think it's just the candles burning his chin PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 0:20,
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*likes and subscribes* PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:22,
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Remember this?www.b3ta.com/board/9857130
I was just thinking yesterday how many fun people are missing lately
(I was just thinking yesterday how many fun people are missing lately
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:30,
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I'M STILL HEREB3ta is blocked at work though
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:58,
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Ah, I wondered why you weren't about much these days.Have you tried one of the b3ta mirrors, jelly.b3ta.com is one I think.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 2:05,
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…and to PEDROHIN SKOOL OF FOTOSHPPERYS WEAR I LERNT STUF LIKE DIS AND LOOK SO CASH YOS SUP!!!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:44,
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i will steal your taco just walking down the streetand eat it in front of you
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 2:19,
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EAT ME, YAY!!! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 2:00,
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SO THERE IT IS, ARF! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 2:28,
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I like that.You should edit your original post and embed the image in it to avoid the flaming.
Facebook is a bit of a no-no.
(Facebook is a bit of a no-no.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:48,
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Poop chute does not refer to toiletI hope you aren't turning your large intestine into an eskimo(inuit).
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:55,
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Hello gronkpan, did you knowthe eskimo(inuit)s have 200 words for poop chutes?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 1:58,
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#2: The big chute of poope PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 2:01,
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None of them refer to the toiletThe eskimos(inuit) have a very colourful language but in America (where you live) they spell colour "color".
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 2:02,
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Yeah and they spell chute "shoot".I think it would be nice if the eskimos(inuit) would get together with the americans(yanks) and decide on some basic spelling rules.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 2:07,
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didn't the inuit invent QuickBooks? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 2:08,
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Correct.It was vital for them to find speedy literature to read while evacuating their brown snow-holes, in order to avoid frostbite
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 2:11,
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I am so glad they found a way to protect their #4 : Brown SoftServ Dispensers PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 2:17,
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#6 : Where the huskies go PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 2:55,
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#10 : Cracked Igloo PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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This one-legged mat family got fat fistAND NOW YOU CAN TOO!!!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:42,
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Not much on the telly tonightJust watched an old University Challenge on Dave.
( MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sun 10 Nov 2013, 22:40,
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CrumbsHow old are you to remember Bambi ?
( MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:46,
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It gets worse -Was Bambi ever stuffed with Paxo ?
( MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sun 10 Nov 2013, 23:50,
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It was the only work he could get after BambiHe was typecast as a loveable faun
(,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 11:53,
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This is possibly the best reply ever to be made on b3ta. The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 8:29,
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I've heard that the folks in Dubai don't like The Flintstones...but Abu Dhabi do
(,
Mon 11 Nov 2013, 9:04,
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