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# Old jokes home...
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# *SPANG*
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# snap :)
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# Bugger ;)
why's that not a surprise? :D
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 0:05, archived)
# "ya missed a bit"
Some cunt always says to me when I'm painting..
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# Oh christ...
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# Ha ha! Never seen that one before!
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# *sings to Bee Gees song*
Don't you know it's just emulsion that's taking me over,
Caught up in sorrow, lost in my soul... ;)
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] She's history :)
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 23:03, archived)
# I didn't expect that!
Woo
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# KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!!!!!!
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 23:04, archived)
# woooowwww, goddamb!
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 23:05, archived)
# YES!
I like this a lot now.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 23:06, archived)
# WOW...
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# I want to adopt you
and then keep away.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 23:10, archived)
# \o/
Fantastic!
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 23:12, archived)
# ^this
'clicks'
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 23:41, archived)
# Nice!
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# fucking hell, that's brilliant
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 23:59, archived)
# UGGGGGGGG
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 0:18, archived)
# whoa fuck
she has doom-hair
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 0:29, archived)
# top job
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 4:46, archived)
# Wow!
:D
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Wow!
But is it just me or does she change into Rob about halfway through... or is Rob some kind of partial monster, an RB-caterpillar if you like?!
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:31, archived)
# It's not just you.
:D
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 10:52, archived)
# JESUS!
So that's how phones are hacked! Nice work Herman
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 13:58, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 22:45, archived)
# FFS it's not a "question" it's SCIENTIFIC FACT
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 22:49, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 22:57, archived)
# it's the rules
this isn't some fancy democracy
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 22:52, archived)
# The obligatory 3 ;)
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# Hahahah genius!
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# hahaha
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# Haha fuck
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#

I Surrender \o/ - I've only had 10 weeks to build my cdc library :(
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# last one for me going to bed:D goodnight
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#


The first thing I made in blender

Edit, if you can't see the 3/ball you're not looking hard enough. It is a 3d model, they poke through from around the back.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 2:47, archived)
# Ahahahaha how did I guess this would happen.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 23:42, archived)
# I have no words for this thing of beauty
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# I'll see your fiver and raise you six quid,
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[challenge entry] Darwin
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# Fucking brilliant,
as ever! You talented bastard!
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# Very clever !
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# Very good.
'click'
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Cold calls....
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(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 22:29, archived)
# Again, not much worth watching on the telly.
Watched an old Top Gear on Dave.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 21:59, archived)
# Go on you tube and look up Clarkson in a reliant robin
If you haven't seen it it's a bit of a laugh.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 2:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, dirty and probably bindun.


But hey, /board seems mighty slow.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 21:30, archived)
# iLove horses!
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# AiDS.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 22:21, archived)
# i have a bream
phine phuckin feeeeeeeeeesh
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# Now take dis feesh, and FUCK OFF!


japes!
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 0:00, archived)
# Oldest flatspawn turned 13 today so I bought her a wacom tablet
I understand there's a tradition of drawing a magenta cock and balls with a new tablet. Is this right?

(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 20:57, archived)
# Need to add 3 hares for each ball though...
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# Damn, I knew I forgot something.
That's a whole lot of bunny, though.
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# THAT'S NOT MAGENTA, GET IT RIGHT MATE
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# I knooooow!
But the stupid drawing app only offered me eight colours and this was the best I could do.

I'll try harder next time.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 21:10, archived)
# Poundstretcher?
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 21:30, archived)
# The United Kingdom of Wrong

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# We're all in this together
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# We're all in this on ether...
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# Cock Otter
Cotter
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# What the...?
well, whatever it is, it makes me laugh :D
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 21:01, archived)
# enjoy
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# aaaah - it all becomes crystal clear now :D
wonderful stuff!
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# Roffle
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# the fox one was is pure gold
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# Even the cow (?) isn't impressed :(

and the one on the wall ain't too happy either
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# Pfft!
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# Haha
That cow thing is mental.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 22:31, archived)
# gweebo bit first!
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# haha, i love stargate me
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# I've got the Hans Soldier legos.
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# lego is shit
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# Meccano is wank.
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# Sticklebricks suck ass.
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# Nothing is as shit as Lincoln Logs.
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# That's not even a thing.
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# It is. I had to Google it and boy, are they ever shit.
Fuzzy Felt can do one.
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# That sounds like sound advice to me
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# it sounds like sound,
and looks like look.
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# It also smells like smells
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# nobody knows what it feels like
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# You've got to try new things
besides, what does it matter really
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# It doesn't really.
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#
"In a conservation area such as Upgate in Louth, we use a more subtle colour for our yellow lines and paint them about half as wide.

"This is to make sure our road markings help to protect the town's unique character.

"In designated ugly areas, we paint them three times as wide, and luminous, to stop anyone getting ideas."
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# Surely yellow lines should be constant throughout the country?
I'm sure that the Green Cross Code has nothing it about double subtle yellow lines?
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:03, archived)
# now I think about it,
there were roads in Durham where the lines were thinner and paler, I did notice it at the time but I didn't know the reason.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 20:49, archived)
# i live there
i never noticed
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# I think I actually prefer the flag that way
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# it's pretty cool
we should start a petition
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# never mind that,
start a business!
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Never mind that. Start a country.
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# not a bad plan tbh
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# well I think that explains everything.
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# *adjusts temperature of karateka*
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# Gerroff!
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# Crystal.
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# "cut the flag in the wrong place"?
That explanation doesn't work. There's only one part of the Cross of St George where a horizontal red stripe meets a vertical red stripe, and that's in the middle. There's no way that flag is just the result of cutting it in the wrong place.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 18:55, archived)
# I know, that's what I thought.
I can't work out how it could possibly have happened by accident.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Some posh flags are made from separate coloured fabrics sewn together
but I suspect this one can only be explained by brmmmmmmmnnnnngggllllllmmmmnnnnng.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:25, archived)
# Looking carefully at the diagonals in the photo,
it appears that the ends at the left and right edges of the flag should be at the corners, and the ends at the top and bottom should be at the middle. If it was stitched together from horizontal thirds, then they've put the bottom third at the top and the top third at the bottom.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 20:42, archived)
# I have a theory,
that it was cut from cloth used for more than just flags. If they print union jack patterned fabric for general use, with a repeating pattern that has the diagonals always meeting where verticals and horizontals cross, then you'd also have verticals and horizontals crossing without diagonals meeting, despite there being no such part of a union jack.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 20:26, archived)
# what sort of general use are we talking here?
it would have to be a bloody big pair of boxer shorts.
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# I was thinking of marquees.
Though I think Dr. Shambolic's point about posh flags might be more relevant.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 21:16, archived)
# Royal-Tie fighter!
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# Hello


I done a silly.
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# Ha!
Nice one you fucktard!
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# Cheers

plonker
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# You're welcome


I Love You x x x
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# Get a room guys
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# Jealous
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# Well obvs
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# Don't worry, you can join in.
We're both horrendous sluts.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 18:48, archived)
# *lets negligee fall to the floor*
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# Oh,
you're a woman? Not interested!
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 18:58, archived)
# Well howdy!
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# pfft
you silly
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 18:31, archived)
# I just posted on /links and noticed I had candles
So here I am with my candles and have I done a lovely image for you? No. I forgot it was candleday. So here is Celia Johnson with pants on her head. You're welcome!

(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:51, archived)
# 5 bur-ning candles!
4 burning candles, 3 burning candles, 2 burning candles and a candle that is burning!
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# It's not even advent yet. But I thank you for the sentiment.
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# all i can see is melty face :(
candles!
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# Ta. Melty face?
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# it's the pants on her head
my eye are playing up, so at first glance, everything looks l;ike something else, hence melty face.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Ooo dear, poor you. I thought maybe it was strong drugs.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 17:24, archived)
# cheaper than drugs
and without the side-effect of excessive food consumption :)
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 17:33, archived)
# Happy candles!
An aside...being this tall, is it due to some lizard thing with them royals?
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# Tony Robinson is standing in a trench.
The geophys showed some features there.
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# Makes much more sense!
He'll soon be running away to trench two then, where a strange hair has turned up...
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# Yay!
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# :)
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# "Lord Vader, if you hit someone with the side of your hand behind their ears...
...creates a vacuum, kills them instantly."
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# well there's a thing
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# monty burns?
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# i was thinking more along the lines of peewee herman's creepy uncle
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# *shudders* i don't want to think that...
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# but you will....
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# no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no...
damn.
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# "come to uncle, peewee, there's a good boy...."
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# *attempts to burn internet to destroy all knowledge of this conversation*
*fails*
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# MWAHAHAHAHA
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# Mummy?
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# I can't be arsed going past page 2 of a google search.
Who?
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# "Lord Vader....send out the three-eyed crows in attack formation..."
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[challenge entry] I found this. I think it should win the compo.
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# i think this should win
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# You are a woman of immense taste!
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# yes. yes i am.
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# It was a little funny
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# Emphasis on the past tense.
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# As long as it's not set to vibrate
we'll be okay
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Rumour has it that that was what caused
the earthquake in San Francisco.
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# YES!
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# YES!
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# Yes!
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# Maybe!
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# hahahaha
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# Haha
I think this should win
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# ^what she said^
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# I am a man of immense taste and I think this should win the compo
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Haha!
This immensely tasty entry should win the compo for which it was found.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry]

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# Nice! For the life of me, I couldn't think what to do with this :D
*click
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:04, archived)
# i'm not sure why, but i want one
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# Brilliant!
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Lovely stuff Moley
:)
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Hehe
Satisfyingly chunky
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# that's what he said
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Corrr
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# Ye clever fecker
:D
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Brilliant...
we still have some ones like that in a box at work !
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] We've all been there...
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# hahaha :)
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# Haha!
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# oh David
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Hehehe
I always thought he'd have, 'Yes, the gentleman in the blue sweater' ;)
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:54, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Are they.....?
Yes. Yes they are :)
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:54, archived)
# I've seen his dinkle.
/celebrity cock spotting
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Ah, the Disneycockage.
Good choice, Sir!
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Just the right colour brown and I love the font.
:D
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# pfft
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# Ace :D
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Just for interest...
The symbol of the majority of Thai prostitutes is... a black scorpion tattoo, Is there a sub text we are missing here?
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:01, archived)
# You wan' fucky sucky David Dimbleby?
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 18:40, archived)
# hahahaha
yes
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 19:09, archived)
# I don't care so long as it's got doctor spok and jar jar briggs.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:25, archived)
# Haha
That gave me an idea for an anthem: "It's a small moon aaaaaafter all"
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 13:33, archived)
# The sing-along Winnie the Pooh cross over is going to be the highlight.
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# There is literally nothing new on the whole internet.
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# That's special.
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 15:09, archived)
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# ook at is ickul chubbywubby facekins!
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 16:36, archived)
# I can't help liking this immensely
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 18:08, archived)
# This deserves much more recognition.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Beautiful work
*Clicks hard*
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 13:29, archived)
# that is fantastic
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 6:44, archived)
# This is genuinely superb.
Love it.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:57, archived)
# That's no small moon.... etc
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Pictures
...wif text on 'em :D ;)
(, Tue 12 Nov 2013, 14:09, archived)

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