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# i can't think of a challenge entry, so have something from the labs, downstairs, way in the back, behind the steel doors, at Monsanto.
A horse that won't bite your hand off when you feed it carrots, & eyes in the front, so it can see where the fuck it is going.



EDIT: It started as an attempt to put the eyes in front, and just kind of went to hell in a wheeliecart after that
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Gah!
Brian Peppers' horse?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:57, archived)
# any similarity to actual persons was unintentional
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:02, archived)
# why am I getting a waft of Michelle Obama from this? :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:03, archived)
# I thought it looked more like that african man being mistaken for someone else
...and subsequently being interviewed on TV

EDIT: Guy Goma
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:09, archived)
# haha yeah, feeling that :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:40, archived)
# It makes me think of an overweight Trisha.
Mind you a lot of things make me think of an overweight Trisha.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Yesterday I was slicing up some Soreen Malt Loaf with a poorly-chosen knife.
That made me think of an overweight Trisha.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Mmm malt loaf
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Like the trampdog, only more terrifying.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:05, archived)
# this was the beta (not b3ta) sample
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha poor thing
I see Dennis Rodman in this?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:27, archived)
# I find thisss quite sexi....
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:59, archived)
# The Weeney
nickdavel
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:31, archived)
# hahahaha
Nicely done
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:37, archived)
# We're The Weeney, son, and we haven't had tiffin.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:38, archived)
# You are being taken into custody, you little ne'er-do-well
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Amazing!
:D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:41, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:42, archived)
# wonderful!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:42, archived)
# super
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Gov !!
you're Nicked !
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Clansoul has grown up so quickly.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Brilliant!!
:)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:50, archived)
# That's rather ace that is
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Is that Bill Murray stage left?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:05, archived)
# "Shut it, you faaaag"
/Eton talk

Superb 'shopping
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:09, archived)
# Inspector No re-Morse
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Nice shopping :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha
Clicks
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:04, archived)
#
Class!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry]

EDIT: altered due to not knowing my lark from my lapwing.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Les bagages! Les voyageurs!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:18, archived)
# All aboard the skylark!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:25, archived)
# I'm not Colonel Boris, but that's no lark
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:22, archived)
# wait, you're NOT Colonel Boris?!?
well is ANYTHING on the internet true anymore?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:26, archived)
# that there bird
is a yellow-wattled lapwing

\in before col boris
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:30, archived)
# sir, sorry sir
I've changed it and everything sir, can I go and play football now sir?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
Brings back memories of the french teacher singing that bloody song
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Larks and japes.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:08, archived)
# I see I missed the ninja action....
Nicely!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:47, archived)
# I loves this, me!
I like to think of it in translation, as a pretentious poem, read by some RADA queen, alone and spotlit on a black stage...

"Lark - gentle lark
I will pluck you."
...
[looks wistfully into middle distance]
...

"I will pluck your head.
I will pluck ... your head."
...

"Lark."
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I done this and I think it has won the competition.






(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:56, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Horse!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:01, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Hippos are well complicated, I'm not getting one of them...
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:28, archived)
# hehe :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:36, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Baa
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:54, archived)
# I'd wash her sheep any time
if you know what I mean
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:57, archived)
# you'd scrub her mutton?
rinse her chops?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Poor wee lamb :)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:57, archived)
# I think I prefer it like that. Much more interesting than a standard sheep.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh god I'm sorry
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Erm..... I..... er...... happened to - well, sort of notice.....
That that squirrel seems to have proportionally very large (and very furry) genitalia.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:43, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:32, archived)
# I taught my cat how to make me a horse assmeat sandwich
and how to wear fishnet stockings in bed
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Now teach it to brush its teeth.
:D
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:03, archived)
# She's gonna blow!
Ning mate
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:44, archived)
# Ning Q!
:)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:50, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: PET INSTRUCTIONS


This week's challenge is to loot the internet for source images and compile instruction manuals for pet owners, enabling them to get the best use out of their animals. Challenge suggested by strongp.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:50, archived)
# christ
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:53, archived)
# haha, yeah
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:57, archived)
# :/
Who voted for that? Who the fuck voted for that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:02, archived)
# *waits for Pedros guide to FP's
Merry belated candles btw, I done you a picture

**can I have fp please?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:26, archived)
# awww, squeee! ~.~;;
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:29, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:32, archived)
# :)
Owners Servants
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:03, archived)
# - Insert penis in number 13
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 6:58, archived)
# New compo? :D
That's one mean looking hen.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:46, archived)
# Hitler chicken is grumpy
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 1:56, archived)
# tv was a little unusual last night
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 2:56, archived)
# they misspelled 'program' -- why?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:01, archived)
# It's English
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:07, archived)
# "Programme" is a word used exclusively by the BBC
I think they trademarked it.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:19, archived)
# they've spelt it both ways
'cause we're multi cultural

i always thought program was a tv show and a programme was a schedule of events
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:22, archived)
# The BBC is particularly fond of the "programme" form
using it even in "computer programme".
I always imagine that means the code is printed out in copperplate script on heavy card with delicately scalloped edges.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:29, archived)
# "Programme" is correct in British English in all uses except a computer program.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:10, archived)
# Ahh... but...
You can have a TV programme about a computer program. That would be a computer programme. A programme about programs.

It's all part of the clever plan to be able to spot those sneaky Americans on the Internet.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:18, archived)
# *Tip-toes towards the door*
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:55, archived)
# It's stralia that's why
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:07, archived)
# aww shit i forgot about it
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 5:25, archived)
# Sounds slightly more palatable than
Sex therapy with Fatman Scoop and his wife. I puked backwards.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 8:08, archived)
# I had these two saved from earlier this year:
This lot just combined to make me laugh:

And this one was just a WTF? seriously?

What could possibly go wrong with this show?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:04, archived)
# JAZZ FANNY
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 4:19, archived)
# Not one of his seminal works.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 4:28, archived)
# it lacks
semen
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:34, archived)
# had my flu shot today
flu shotmind control ray receptor substance
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 7:17, archived)
# FISTING AGAINST FLU
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Happy white people with matching skin-tone plasters!
Stoic black man grinning through the indignity
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:34, archived)
# They should have named him
Wipes With Leaves
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:40, archived)
# I like the other Pedro better, the vole-stuffing one.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 1:35, archived)
#

(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 1:45, archived)
# Murderer's gloves!
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha :D
just like OJ's*

*allegedly
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:03, archived)
# Haha needs more boxing gloves.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:56, archived)
# This came to me in a dream
[/pun]

NSFW, utterly NSFW
Click for big Bukkake Monster (195 kb)
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Aaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh
Peni
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:01, archived)
# Whargh!
What was that from?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Salami Street
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:29, archived)
# Pre-Jonesy image courtesy of Zygon Enterprises.
(c) BBC Entertainment
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:36, archived)
# Jelly Baby, anyone?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:45, archived)
# it came
from outer FUCK
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:35, archived)
# He looks a right sucker.
A pretty tentacle pun I admit.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:37, archived)
# That's fantastic, well done, what could possibly go wrong?
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:31, archived)
# eat the clothes
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:42, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:56, archived)
# I think banning will come to you in real life.
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:31, archived)
# Uh oh spaghettiohs
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:31, archived)
# swift justice
wowsers
I knew it. Mofaha is a MOD
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:32, archived)
# I NSFW'd it myself
After codging it up the first time.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:34, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:35, archived)
# ah, ok LOL
I wondered how that happened so quickly.
but still, why don't you [MOD EDIT] Pedro, please!!
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:36, archived)
#
[user was banned for this post]
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:38, archived)
#
[MOD EDIT] You fascinating swine.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:08, archived)
# well that's pissed on my fireworks
haha gold :D
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:32, archived)
# Spunk is a sometimes food...
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:36, archived)
# alright, moggy's non-comedy account?
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Oh my.
Fahkin' 'ell.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:41, archived)
# WHOA
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:44, archived)
# Ewwwwwwww
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Whether to win or lose at Soggy Biscuit must be
quite a dilemma for him.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:10, archived)
# Subtle
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:25, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:37, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:39, archived)
# did you have a wet dream then?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 7:51, archived)
# Soaking
From all angles.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:52, archived)
# don't really fancy his new album much


bit samey you know?
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:21, archived)
# the Teisto remix album looks better though
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Less than two apples tall, apparently.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:00, archived)
# almost too wee
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Considering he's got a good sense of humour
and could kill you with his bare hands
Mr Blunt's music is incredibly tedious
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 8:14, archived)
# it's odd isn't it?
perhaps it's therapy for him
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote is in full effect. Your choices are:

* Renaissance Superheroes: That other site did a photoshop compo on superheroes in art, and it turned out some quite good outcomes. But we can do better.

* Instruction Manuals for Pets: Cat owner manuals, dog instructions, whatever.

* Camels: One-word challenge.

* Energy Ads: Create new ads to justify the rise in energy prices, showing exactly why it's so expensive, and why we should be paying more.

Voteyclick:




(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:08, archived)
# Oh look
Image challenge.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:14, archived)
# 'Nuff sayeth.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:19, archived)
# Not more superhero shit
It's going to win isn't it.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:20, archived)
# let it be known that my comedy account voted for Camels and I voted for superheroes --
...sorry :/
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:21, archived)
# Which one of you is sorry?
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:22, archived)
# Him, up there
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:26, archived)
# ALSO:
I found a headless plastic camel in the parking lot here years ago. I still have it somewhere. For some reason my wife is terrified of it.
If camels win, I'll post a picture of it. Now if that's not an incentive, I don't know what is.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:27, archived)
# haha
voted
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:29, archived)
# I have about 7 or so camel statues in the living room (parlour)
maybe I'll see if my GF will let me behead a couple of them for the sake of arts!
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:34, archived)
# Headless camels it is!
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:36, archived)
# BUT JUST THEN....
a late surge for Pet Instructions!
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:37, archived)
# only 12 votes so far
hmmmmm
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:26, archived)
# What about now?
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:30, archived)
# jumped to 19 and it's holding
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:33, archived)
# 20 votes now
neck and neck between mofaha's camel pictures and pedro's instructions to himself or something
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:34, archived)
# "girlfriend" :(
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:33, archived)
# "frowny face" :(
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:44, archived)
# Instructions for Pets might win
what do you think about that? I haven't voted yet.
I watched a documentary on Youtube the other day about a post-apocalyptic world, which although shite, was notable for the repeated scenes of camels roaming wild through a graveyard. This is what will happen when there are no people to maintain order any more.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:39, archived)
# It's good to know that the Camels will tend to the dead.
I don't know what we did to deserve it.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:46, archived)
# "parking lot" :(
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:33, archived)
# I haven't voted yet, let bribery commence.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:42, archived)
# Vote camels and I'll give you my respect
although not too much respect because you take bribes.
I might like Instructions for Pets because I enjoy diagrams, but it sounds like a lot of jokes ripped off from The Unadulterated Cat (1989).
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:59, archived)
# This is why we can't have good things
Due to the "nefarious" doings of B3tans who would remain nameless if I didn't point out that it was MU RIGGED THE VOTE
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:35, archived)
# Camls u fckr
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:49, archived)
# TURTLES
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:21, archived)
# Would you mind having a look at this suggestion?
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:26, archived)
# I approve of these suggestions.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Ah, but does Rob? Fraser? Cr3? Any other bugger?
Let's face it, they won't read it (maybe cr3 will) I don't even know if anyone other than Rob could approve such a thing. I see Rob as the modern image of god. He may have created us, but he don't check in on us any more.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Rob's trying to work up the energy for a Flood
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:36, archived)
# Can we not put this to the vote then leave the figures at the altar of the moderators.
Assuming democracy decides in our favour.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 1:01, archived)
# a week of tiresome Haynes user manuals
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:49, archived)
# and a merry Christmas to all....
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:50, archived)
# HURRAWAIT I don't get it.
Do I need to watch the Hunger Games / The News?
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Is about politics
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:52, archived)
# Oh is?
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:52, archived)
# Definitely
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:53, archived)
# It was supposed to be a pun
on how the working class will be scavenging for food, whilst the tories dine on the finest roast swan and candied tiger testicles...
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Exactly.
Politics
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:59, archived)
# I never voted for democracy.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Doodle comic gif anime :D
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Terrifying.
Also, this might be appropriate for QOTW this week.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:33, archived)
# So you're suggesting children who shoplift should either be eaten or run over?
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:35, archived)
# --->Daily Fail
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:38, archived)
# I suppose murdering them makes a change from the underage shit moggy used to be blamed for.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:40, archived)
# I just watch the clash of cultures and translaton programs. {:->
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:42, archived)
# wtf
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:35, archived)
# What
.
.
.

The
.
.
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Fuck
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:38, archived)
# ^ all of this
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Quite.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:56, archived)
# When do we have the new image challenge?
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:38, archived)
# it's over, man.
the whole thing, no newsletters, no FP updates, no image challenges.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:40, archived)
# Make Moggy a mod
that should stir shit up
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Maybe if I casually suggest a revolution?
In the 'hands-off' Ruzzle Brand style of course.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:47, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:47, archived)
# Ohchristno
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:49, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:52, archived)
# Rob, rob, why have you forsaken us?
Out playing with the cool kids on your shiny new site and leaving us few behind, like some feral child or stunted cousin kept under the stairs in the dark and paraded maybe once a month for the amusement of your friends
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:47, archived)
# somebody wake up a mod
they seem to be hibernating
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:40, archived)
# Got ol' HT on ignore then?
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:41, archived)
# HyperTerminal?
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:54, archived)
# HarryTruman
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:00, archived)
# whoah! that name left my lips IRL about 30 minutes ago

There's a used PC wholesale/resale thingy a few miles down the interstate highway from here. The store is on Harry Truman Blvd.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:09, archived)
# There is nothing in my immediate environs to suggest Harry Truman,
Clear proof of mind reading.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:13, archived)
# you're dabbling in the dark arts
I also had a customer call in a few minutes ago wanting to know if we travel to a street called 'Coeur De Royale' ..

To me, it sounded like he said 'Corduroy Al'
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:19, archived)
# Imagine if Ouija Boards worked
But only for really mundane stuff like bus times...
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:23, archived)
# Yay!
ATA ATDT (Hello)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:15, archived)
# I like it
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:39, archived)
# nice arts
not sure what you smoke though
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Put a squirrel with a strap-on in there somewhere please.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:57, archived)
# Totally.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:03, archived)
# Hahaha
A genuine tour de force. Would watch again.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:10, archived)
# You're a loony.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:48, archived)
#
shit throwing insane.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:43, archived)
# You need to make an anime computer game
This stuff is too good not to be interactive.
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:27, archived)
# You complete weirdo
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Not much on the telly again.
Just watched an old HIGNFU on Dave.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:30, archived)
# ha! Brucie Bonus
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Needs more Will Hay.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:02, archived)
# and you can quote me on that
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Wonder if their web archive is known at Tory HQ as 'the memory slot' ...
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:31, archived)
# I thought it was "memory hole"?
Now you can edit your post just like Winston Smith editing past editions of the Times.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:36, archived)
# Gah! Beaten to it again
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:37, archived)
# My mind's playing tricks again, apparently it's 'the memory hole'.
Did wonder why searches kept returning 80s computer manuals :|
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:36, archived)
# Lol. Maybe it was "memory slot"
and everything's been edited to change it to "hole".

I read somewhere (Wikipedia I think) that the Stasi used to do stuff like secretly rearrange people's furniture when they were out so that when they got home they'd start wondering if they were going mad.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:47, archived)
# I would link you to David Dees' story of having his bike nicked, but Mon****o had it removed from the internet along with everything he's ever written :'(
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:51, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:00, archived)
# I like that. I like that a lot.
Would deleting the past work as an image challenge? It worked as a dystopian novel.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:34, archived)
# sounds like a good one, suggest it
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:35, archived)
# Excellent :)
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:44, archived)
# [:{>
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:00, archived)
# I fear that song will never stop being relevent
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Meet the new boss.
Same as the old boss.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Nice!
Redact, redact, redact...
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:29, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:38, archived)
# Its a nonsense story written by idiots
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:15, archived)
# :)

or 'BEOWIN', if you prefer
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:23, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
*air guitars*
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:32, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:38, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:39, archived)
# nice!
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Great :D
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:45, archived)
# 2 Minutes For Meatballs.

(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:52, archived)
# brain broccoli


hello!

stuff
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:05, archived)
# :D
looks like he could do with some brain salad surgery
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:09, archived)
# either that
or some sour cream and chive dip
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Lubbly
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Delicious!
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:36, archived)
# best of all the braicolis
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Fuck yeah
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:49, archived)
# I like his work with the James Bond franchise
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Well, that's one of my five-a-day
now where's the other 4?
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:53, archived)
# Eye-mazing!
Like a-mazing! That's the joke...
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:10, archived)
# The strongest there is.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:28, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Oh shit.
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:40, archived)
# Hahaha lol
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 8:10, archived)
# I love this
(, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 8:09, archived)
# Bacon triptych fetches £89M
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:00, archived)
# Eeeee-by-gum...the price of Bacon's gone up hasn't it?!
(, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:11, archived)

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