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i can't think of a challenge entry, so have something from the labs, downstairs, way in the back, behind the steel doors, at Monsanto.
A horse that won't bite your hand off when you feed it carrots, & eyes in the front, so it can see where the fuck it is going. EDIT: It started as an attempt to put the eyes in front, and just kind of went to hell in a wheeliecart after that
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:49,
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Gah!
Brian Peppers' horse?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:57,
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any similarity to actual persons was unintentional
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:02,
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why am I getting a waft of Michelle Obama from this? :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:03,
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I thought it looked more like that african man being mistaken for someone else
...and subsequently being interviewed on TV EDIT: Guy Goma
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:09,
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haha yeah, feeling that :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:40,
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It makes me think of an overweight Trisha.
Mind you a lot of things make me think of an overweight Trisha.
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Shlvng ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:04,
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Yesterday I was slicing up some Soreen Malt Loaf with a poorly-chosen knife.
That made me think of an overweight Trisha.
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Shlvng ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:07,
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Mmm malt loaf
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:32,
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Like the trampdog, only more terrifying.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:05,
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this was the beta (not b3ta) sample
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:10,
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hahaha poor thing
I see Dennis Rodman in this?
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:27,
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I find thisss quite sexi....
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Traducer ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:59,
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The Weeney
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BumCoffee Portrait videographer ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:31,
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hahahaha
Nicely done
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:37,
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We're The Weeney, son, and we haven't had tiffin.
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Shlvng ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:38,
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You are being taken into custody, you little ne'er-do-well
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:39,
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Amazing!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:41,
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:)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:42,
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wonderful!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:42,
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super
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:42,
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Gov !!
you're Nicked !
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:47,
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Clansoul has grown up so quickly.
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Shlvng ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:48,
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Brilliant!!
:)
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Ninj ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:50,
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That's rather ace that is
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:51,
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Is that Bill Murray stage left?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:51,
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Ha-ha! Splendid.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:05,
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"Shut it, you faaaag"
/Eton talk Superb 'shopping
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:09,
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Inspector No re-Morse
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:16,
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Nice shopping :D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:52,
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hahaha
Clicks
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:04,
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Class!
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Hung Like a Horse I wish I was.... ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:28,
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EDIT: altered due to not knowing my lark from my lapwing.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:11,
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Les bagages! Les voyageurs!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:18,
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All aboard the skylark!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:25,
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I'm not Colonel Boris, but that's no lark
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:22,
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wait, you're NOT Colonel Boris?!?
well is ANYTHING on the internet true anymore?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:26,
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that there bird
is a yellow-wattled lapwing \in before col boris
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prostheses ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:30,
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sir, sorry sir
I've changed it and everything sir, can I go and play football now sir?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:45,
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hahaha
Brings back memories of the french teacher singing that bloody song
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:40,
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Larks and japes.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:08,
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I see I missed the ninja action....
Nicely!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:47,
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I loves this, me!
I like to think of it in translation, as a pretentious poem, read by some RADA queen, alone and spotlit on a black stage... "Lark - gentle lark I will pluck you." ... [looks wistfully into middle distance] ... "I will pluck your head. I will pluck ... your head." ... "Lark."
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:34,
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I done this and I think it has won the competition.
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Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:56,
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Woo!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:57,
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Horse!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:01,
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\o/
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:28,
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Hippos are well complicated, I'm not getting one of them...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:28,
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hehe :D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:36,
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:D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:37,
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Excellent.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:08,
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Baa
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:54,
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I'd wash her sheep any time
if you know what I mean
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:57,
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you'd scrub her mutton?
rinse her chops?
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 13:56,
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Hahaha
Poor wee lamb :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:57,
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I think I prefer it like that. Much more interesting than a standard sheep.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:02,
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Oh god I'm sorry
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christhebarker ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:55,
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Erm..... I..... er...... happened to - well, sort of notice.....
That that squirrel seems to have proportionally very large (and very furry) genitalia.
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Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick ,
Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:43,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:12,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:32,
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I taught my cat how to make me a horse assmeat sandwich
and how to wear fishnet stockings in bed
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:50,
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Now teach it to brush its teeth.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:03,
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She's gonna blow!
Ning mate
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:44,
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Ning Q!
:)
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Ninj ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:50,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: PET INSTRUCTIONS
This week's challenge is to loot the internet for source images and compile instruction manuals for pet owners, enabling them to get the best use out of their animals. Challenge suggested by strongp.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins. ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:50,
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christ
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:53,
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haha, yeah
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mongychops ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:57,
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:/
Who voted for that? Who the fuck voted for that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:02,
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*waits for Pedros guide to FP's
Merry belated candles btw, I done you a picture **can I have fp please?
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:26,
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awww, squeee! ~.~;;
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:29,
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XD
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:32,
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:)
Owners Servants
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:03,
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- Insert penis in number 13
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:56,
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1.618... ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 6:58,
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New compo? :D
That's one mean looking hen.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:46,
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Hitler chicken is grumpy
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:46,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 1:56,
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tv was a little unusual last night
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 2:56,
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they misspelled 'program' -- why?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:01,
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It's English
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:07,
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"Programme" is a word used exclusively by the BBC
I think they trademarked it.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:19,
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they've spelt it both ways
'cause we're multi cultural i always thought program was a tv show and a programme was a schedule of events
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:22,
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The BBC is particularly fond of the "programme" form
using it even in "computer programme" . I always imagine that means the code is printed out in copperplate script on heavy card with delicately scalloped edges.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:29,
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"Programme" is correct in British English in all uses except a computer program.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:10,
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Ahh... but...
You can have a TV programme about a computer program. That would be a computer programme. A programme about programs. It's all part of the clever plan to be able to spot those sneaky Americans on the Internet.
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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:18,
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*Tip-toes towards the door*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:55,
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It's stralia that's why
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:07,
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aww shit i forgot about it
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mongychops ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 5:25,
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Sounds slightly more palatable than
Sex therapy with Fatman Scoop and his wife. I puked backwards.
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SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay? ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 8:08,
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I had these two saved from earlier this year:
This lot just combined to make me laugh: And this one was just a WTF? seriously? What could possibly go wrong with this show?
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:04,
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JAZZ FANNY
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:43,
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 4:19,
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Not one of his seminal works.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 4:28,
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it lacks
semen
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:34,
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had my flu shot today
flu shot mind control ray receptor substance
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 7:17,
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FISTING AGAINST FLU
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:52,
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Happy white people with matching skin-tone plasters!
Stoic black man grinning through the indignity
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:19,
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Too soon?
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:34,
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They should have named him
Wipes With Leaves
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:40,
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I like the other Pedro better, the vole-stuffing one.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 1:35,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 1:45,
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Murderer's gloves!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:42,
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hahaha :D
just like OJ's* *allegedly
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:53,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:03,
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Haha needs more boxing gloves.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:56,
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This came to me in a dream
[/pun]NSFW, utterly NSFW Click for big Bukkake Monster (195 kb)
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teh_twonge ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:30,
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Aaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh
Peni
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:31,
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1.618... ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:01,
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Whargh!
What was that from?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:13,
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Salami Street
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1.618... ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:29,
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Pre-Jonesy image courtesy of Zygon Enterprises.
(c) BBC Entertainment
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:36,
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Jelly Baby, anyone?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:45,
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it came
from outer FUCK
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:35,
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He looks a right sucker.
A pretty tentacle pun I admit.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:37,
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That's fantastic, well done, what could possibly go wrong?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:31,
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eat the clothes
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:42,
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Haha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:56,
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I think banning will come to you in real life.
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:31,
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Uh oh spaghettiohs
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:31,
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swift justice
wowsers I knew it. Mofaha is a MOD
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:32,
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I NSFW'd it myself
After codging it up the first time.
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teh_twonge ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:34,
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:)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:35,
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ah, ok LOL
I wondered how that happened so quickly. but still, why don't you [MOD EDIT] Pedro, please!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:36,
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[user was banned for this post]
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:38,
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[MOD EDIT] You fascinating swine.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:08,
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well that's pissed on my fireworks
haha gold :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:32,
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Spunk is a sometimes food...
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Alfster ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:36,
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alright, moggy's non-comedy account?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:39,
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Oh my.
Fahkin' 'ell.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:41,
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WHOA
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:44,
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Ewwwwwwww
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:49,
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Whether to win or lose at Soggy Biscuit must be
quite a dilemma for him.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:10,
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Subtle
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SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay? ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:25,
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hahaha
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boris the spider ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:37,
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LOL
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:39,
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did you have a wet dream then?
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow! ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 7:51,
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Soaking
From all angles.
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teh_twonge ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:48,
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:52,
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don't really fancy his new album much
bit samey you know?
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:21,
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the Teisto remix album looks better though
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:22,
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Less than two apples tall, apparently.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:00,
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almost too wee
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:06,
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Considering he's got a good sense of humour
and could kill you with his bare hands Mr Blunt's music is incredibly tedious
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 8:14,
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it's odd isn't it?
perhaps it's therapy for him
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 12:07,
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Oh look
Image challenge.
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:14,
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'Nuff sayeth.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:19,
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Not more superhero shit
It's going to win isn't it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:20,
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let it be known that my comedy account voted for Camels and I voted for superheroes --
...sorry :/
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:21,
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Which one of you is sorry?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:22,
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Him, up there
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Vladimir Gluten ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:26,
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ALSO:
I found a headless plastic camel in the parking lot here years ago. I still have it somewhere. For some reason my wife is terrified of it. If camels win, I'll post a picture of it. Now if that's not an incentive, I don't know what is.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:27,
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haha
voted
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:29,
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I have about 7 or so camel statues in the living room (parlour)
maybe I'll see if my GF will let me behead a couple of them for the sake of arts!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:34,
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Headless camels it is!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:36,
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BUT JUST THEN....
a late surge for Pet Instructions!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:37,
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only 12 votes so far
hmmmmm
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:26,
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What about now?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:30,
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jumped to 19 and it's holding
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:33,
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20 votes now
neck and neck between mofaha's camel pictures and pedro's instructions to himself or something
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boris the spider ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:34,
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"girlfriend" :(
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boris the spider ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:33,
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"frowny face" :(
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:44,
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Instructions for Pets might win
what do you think about that? I haven't voted yet. I watched a documentary on Youtube the other day about a post-apocalyptic world, which although shite, was notable for the repeated scenes of camels roaming wild through a graveyard. This is what will happen when there are no people to maintain order any more.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:39,
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It's good to know that the Camels will tend to the dead.
I don't know what we did to deserve it.
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:46,
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"parking lot" :(
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boris the spider ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:33,
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I haven't voted yet, let bribery commence.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:42,
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Vote camels and I'll give you my respect
although not too much respect because you take bribes. I might like Instructions for Pets because I enjoy diagrams, but it sounds like a lot of jokes ripped off from The Unadulterated Cat (1989).
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:59,
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This is why we can't have good things
Due to the "nefarious" doings of B3tans who would remain nameless if I didn't point out that it was MU RIGGED THE VOTE
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boris the spider ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:35,
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Camls u fckr
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:49,
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TURTLES
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:21,
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Would you mind having a look at this suggestion?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:26,
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I approve of these suggestions.
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:29,
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Ah, but does Rob? Fraser? Cr3? Any other bugger?
Let's face it, they won't read it (maybe cr3 will) I don't even know if anyone other than Rob could approve such a thing. I see Rob as the modern image of god. He may have created us, but he don't check in on us any more.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:49,
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Rob's trying to work up the energy for a Flood
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boris the spider ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:36,
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Can we not put this to the vote then leave the figures at the altar of the moderators.
Assuming democracy decides in our favour.
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 1:01,
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a week of tiresome Haynes user manuals
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:49,
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and a merry Christmas to all....
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:50,
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HURRAWAIT I don't get it.
Do I need to watch the Hunger Games / The News?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:51,
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Is about politics
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:52,
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Oh is?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:52,
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Definitely
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:53,
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It was supposed to be a pun
on how the working class will be scavenging for food, whilst the tories dine on the finest roast swan and candied tiger testicles...
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:58,
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Exactly.
Politics
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:59,
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I never voted for democracy.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:14,
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Doodle comic gif anime :D
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IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:30,
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Terrifying.
Also, this might be appropriate for QOTW this week.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:33,
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So you're suggesting children who shoplift should either be eaten or run over?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:35,
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--->Daily Fail
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:38,
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I suppose murdering them makes a change from the underage shit moggy used to be blamed for.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:40,
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I just watch the clash of cultures and translaton programs. {:->
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:42,
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wtf
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:35,
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What
. . . The . . . Fuck
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Paul_P ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:38,
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^ all of this
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:54,
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Quite.
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Ning Has taken out flounce insurance. ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:56,
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When do we have the new image challenge?
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:38,
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it's over, man.
the whole thing, no newsletters, no FP updates, no image challenges.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:40,
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Make Moggy a mod
that should stir shit up
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Paul_P ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:41,
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Maybe if I casually suggest a revolution?
In the 'hands-off' Ruzzle Brand style of course.
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:47,
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Yes!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:47,
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Ohchristno
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:49,
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Haha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:52,
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Rob, rob, why have you forsaken us?
Out playing with the cool kids on your shiny new site and leaving us few behind, like some feral child or stunted cousin kept under the stairs in the dark and paraded maybe once a month for the amusement of your friends
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:47,
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somebody wake up a mod
they seem to be hibernating
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:40,
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Got ol' HT on ignore then?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:41,
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HyperTerminal?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:54,
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HarryTruman
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:00,
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whoah! that name left my lips IRL about 30 minutes ago
There's a used PC wholesale/resale thingy a few miles down the interstate highway from here. The store is on Harry Truman Blvd.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:09,
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There is nothing in my immediate environs to suggest Harry Truman,
Clear proof of mind reading.
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:13,
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you're dabbling in the dark arts
I also had a customer call in a few minutes ago wanting to know if we travel to a street called 'Coeur De Royale' .. To me, it sounded like he said 'Corduroy Al'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:19,
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Imagine if Ouija Boards worked
But only for really mundane stuff like bus times...
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:23,
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Yay!
ATA ATDT (Hello)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:15,
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I like it
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:39,
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nice arts
not sure what you smoke though
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:39,
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Put a squirrel with a strap-on in there somewhere please.
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Shlvng ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:57,
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Totally.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:03,
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Hahaha
A genuine tour de force. Would watch again.
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SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay? ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:10,
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You're a loony.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 0:48,
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shit throwing insane.
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 3:43,
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You need to make an anime computer game
This stuff is too good not to be interactive.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:27,
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You complete weirdo
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:55,
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Not much on the telly again.
Just watched an old HIGNFU on Dave.
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:30,
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ha! Brucie Bonus
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:41,
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Needs more Will Hay.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:02,
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and you can quote me on that
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:28,
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Wonder if their web archive is known at Tory HQ as 'the memory slot' ...
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:31,
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I thought it was "memory hole"?
Now you can edit your post just like Winston Smith editing past editions of the Times.
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Honourable Member is upstanding ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:36,
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Gah! Beaten to it again
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:37,
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My mind's playing tricks again, apparently it's 'the memory hole'.
Did wonder why searches kept returning 80s computer manuals :|
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:36,
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Lol. Maybe it was "memory slot"
and everything's been edited to change it to "hole". I read somewhere (Wikipedia I think) that the Stasi used to do stuff like secretly rearrange people's furniture when they were out so that when they got home they'd start wondering if they were going mad.
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Honourable Member is upstanding ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:47,
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I would link you to David Dees' story of having his bike nicked, but Mon****o had it removed from the internet along with everything he's ever written :'(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:51,
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THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:00,
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I like that. I like that a lot.
Would deleting the past work as an image challenge? It worked as a dystopian novel.
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Honourable Member is upstanding ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:34,
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sounds like a good one, suggest it
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:35,
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Excellent :)
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:44,
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[:{>
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:00,
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I fear that song will never stop being relevent
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:04,
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Meet the new boss.
Same as the old boss.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:15,
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Nice!
Redact, redact, redact...
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 9:29,
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Nicely :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 10:38,
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Its a nonsense story written by idiots
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:15,
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:)
or 'BEOWIN', if you prefer
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:23,
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EXCELLENT!
*air guitars*
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:32,
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Brilliant!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:38,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:39,
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Hahaha!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:39,
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nice!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:42,
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Great :D
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:45,
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2 Minutes For Meatballs.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:52,
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brain broccoli
hello!stuff
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Butters and his titanium codsocket ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:05,
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:D
looks like he could do with some brain salad surgery
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:09,
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either that
or some sour cream and chive dip
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Butters and his titanium codsocket ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:13,
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Lubbly
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:32,
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Delicious!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:36,
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best of all the braicolis
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:48,
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Fuck yeah
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:49,
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I like his work with the James Bond franchise
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:51,
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Well, that's one of my five-a-day
now where's the other 4?
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:53,
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Eye-mazing!
Like a-mazing! That's the joke...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:10,
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The strongest there is.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:28,
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:D
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Butters and his titanium codsocket ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:39,
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Oh shit.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:40,
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Hahaha lol
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SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay? ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 8:10,
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I love this
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SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay? ,
Thu 14 Nov 2013, 8:09,
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Bacon triptych fetches £89M
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:00,
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Eeeee-by-gum...the price of Bacon's gone up hasn't it?!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:11,
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