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[challenge entry] ....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:20, archived)
# That is rather lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:30, archived)
# excellent!
and the jumper* really suits her




*not biased by the fact that it's purple
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:33, archived)
# She was a bit dull in that dress she wore before.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:37, archived)
# she looks like zeb from the almighty johnsons there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Never seen that
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:45, archived)
# it's very silly
but jared turner is very sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:48, archived)
# She does, too!
Love that show.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:04, archived)
# This is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:39, archived)
# 1) this is excellent
2) Is that Darlene from Roseanne?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Nope, but the hair is quite similar....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:52, archived)
# face is far too thin
it's zeb from the almighty johnsons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Man, if she wasn't a lesbian in real life
I'd totally hit that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 16:20, archived)
# This is awesome
and most woo


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Zat Noo?
I not seen that before
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 19:02, archived)
# looks like daniel radcliffe in a girly jumper
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Very nice
smug bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 16:16, archived)
# :D very cool!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 16:26, archived)
# That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Would
Sometimes Google image search really impresses, it found the Keira Twicenightly pic
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 20:04, archived)
# I got her confused...
...with Vermeer's Girl With a Pearl Necklace who is a hottie too.

Either way, it's still worth a fwap.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 20:50, archived)
#
absolute quality
(plonky, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 1:19, archived)
# Cool
Not often that b3ta gives me food for thought, but that did! Excellent sir.
(LokiMD, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Superb
One of the best shops I've seen in ages
(The Louce, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:51, archived)
# Thanks! Well, I had some help from Leonardo.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 13:17, archived)
# looks like that bird that was in eastenders
Nathalie Cassidy?
(fivetide, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:52, archived)
# fivetide
Agree.
(I helped save b3ta! MrCrisps Likes crisps but not Misters, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 18:58, archived)
# Enigmatic.
Well made.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 15:42, archived)
# Splendid
I don't post often as you can tell - but that was worth it for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! 0nyx, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:13, archived)
# Same
But this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:50, archived)
#
Would
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Really top work!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:17, archived)
#
Stunning, quite the loveliest image I've seen in a great many years and just subtle enough that you could post it up and watch peoples expressions as they work it out.
(Benzyl, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 13:06, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 19:08, archived)
# I like this very very much!
WOOYAYHOUPLAS!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 3:29, archived)
#
/would
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:18, archived)
# "None of the above"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:44, archived)
# hehheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:58, archived)
# brilliant!!
clickety
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:05, archived)
# So I did this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:11, archived)
# And not one of you cares?
You callous mimsies.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha, I care
I just didn't like the way he was looking at her mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 17:45, archived)
# The randomness of the Board
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Proud of his achievements
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Reflection of fat bikini lady taking the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:34, archived)
# haha, indians yeah, all look the same don't they
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:42, archived)
# i used to order curries from a takeaway called the ghandi tandori
there slogan was "you've tried the cowboys now try the real indians"

only time have ever seen a white guy ever turn up at the door to deliver the food
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Could you please be a little quicker submitting your entries in future
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:05, archived)
# sorry
I only got the letter regarding the winning subject this morning, bloody royal mail eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:06, archived)
# he has vays of making you score
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:16, archived)
# we will play them on the beaches...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:20, archived)
# england expects every fan to do his duty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:23, archived)
# and not act like a drunken twat and be all twatty and that.
it's not too much to ask, surely...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:25, archived)
# spain vs. germany a few years back
i was in spain and the german lads were all screaming round the hotel, singing and getting pissed. didn't really bother me, but it pissed off the blue rinse brigade. when spain won, though, you could have heard a pin drop :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:33, archived)
# got hammered on bacardi
and tied a ciggy to a piece of dental floss and fished for germans off the balcony. they found it quite amusing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:36, archived)
# you catch many?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:45, archived)
# no, but i like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:32, archived)
# 2-1! 2-1! 2-1! 2-1!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 16:30, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: PEOPLE OF THE PAST IN THE MODERN DAY


If famous people of the past were alive today, what would they be doing? How would they change the world again? monkeon wants to know, and it's this week's challenge to tell him.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Token effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] have a pea, I'm feeling lazy

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Seeing as there's no comp, maybe we should start without them....
I propose "Glory Holes in Space"
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:21, archived)
# spacegob
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:28, archived)
# in space, no-one can hear you cream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:44, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:51, archived)
# C'mon Smash - you're good at starting image challenges. Any ideas?
I was thinking one where you post an image/gif that took you ages - and then realised it was utter shite and never posted....
EDIT: just realised starting a sentence with C'mon Smash is not the best opener
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:51, archived)
# i like the ones where you spend 30 seconds with a clone tool, and get an FP
then you spend days working on something, and you don't even get one reply
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:53, archived)
# yep - got it in one there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Now you've gone and spoilt it
I thought you spent days working on that cat!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:02, archived)
# c'mon smash is NOT an image challenge suggestion!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:58, archived)
# saved by Fraser ^^^^^ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:04, archived)
# as long as historical figures don't do anything unsavoury to me
i'll be happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Even people in space are getting more action than me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:47, archived)
# In space no one can here you spluff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Commander Hadfield: Coming of Age IV.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Hahaha - ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:56, archived)
# he's on the turdis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:58, archived)
# hahahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha - brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Dr. Poo!
Dr. Loo - the less crude version
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:08, archived)
# He waits . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:07, archived)
# *pushes bog paper back in hole*
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:11, archived)
# which hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:14, archived)
# ALL of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:26, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?

this or that
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Very nice
I like the purple
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:41, archived)
# It likes you, too.
Possibly a little 'too' much, ifyerknowwarrimean
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:45, archived)
# lovely! I want to ski on there
...but i want my click back -- this & that were the same thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Ooops!
Sorry, fixed now - teh codez are eluding me today.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:46, archived)
# mega-wonderful!
...but I still want my click back
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Too Late! - I've already sold it into the white slave trade.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:49, archived)
# That's quite sexy that is
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:04, archived)
# You should see it in a Tutu!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:07, archived)
# big, purple and shiny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Oh yes....
As per your request, sir ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:07, archived)
# speaking of purple, i think Fraser is enjoying the subliminal message here
it's a bit like a flip-off, CDC, and semi-goatse all in one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Ha - nice spot :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely :-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:45, archived)
# It's full of a glass and a half of milk!
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:03, archived)
# awesome!
reminds me of a time I had inside my mind once :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:10, archived)
# I think it's just buffering...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:18, archived)
# needs more Quincy M.E.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Yes!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:37, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Buffery
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Xylophone buffering!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 18:17, archived)
# i like this
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Arf!
I may have to re-watch my Police Squad DVD this weekend because of this.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 9:29, archived)
# knockknockknockknock
Is this the right thread for an Argument?
(1.618..., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:00, archived)
#
What? I came in here for an Arument.
(1.618..., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:05, archived)
# no you didn't
you clearly requested an argument. what is an arument?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:11, archived)
# hahahaha
great gif
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:57, archived)
# a wanna argue about why there's no new mage challenge!
or I wanna argue that this is actually a picture of 007 and M in an alternate universe
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:22, archived)
# you're not very argumentative, are you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:08, archived)
# NO IT ISN'T!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:15, archived)
# 'tis not
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Oh YEAH!?
www.brunchma.com/archives/Forum13/HTML/000133.html
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Vote for the new Question of the Week
Ahoy shipmates!

Help us choose the next QOTW from one of the following suggestions:

Gateways to Hell - Where's the worse windswept hellhole you've ever visited, asks Freddie Woo, who is trapped in Romford.

Job interview disasters - "Christ, what a craphole", I said as the boss showed me the shop floor. I think that's the moment I blew it.

Rough boozers - Tell us about the kind of place where the pool table is a source of weaponry. But they do a great pint

Acts of God - Has divine intervention (or, if you're not of that bent - sheer bloody chance) helped your life for good? Or were things completely messed up by a bolt from the blue?

My favourite album - MUSIC. Tell us yours, and why.







Vote closes over lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:21, archived)
# Birmingham Digbeth Coach Station.
End Gateways to Hell compo.

Think it's been redeveloped now but what a benighted sh*thole that place was.
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# Birmingham, certainly.
Digbeth, and the FUCKING Custard Factory, and all those hideous irish boozers. Come friendly bombs, is the only correct response.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:39, archived)
# I always found Digbeth to be utterly depressing.
Apparently a bloke got squashed between two buses in the station too which just adds to the "Gateway to Hell" ambience.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:41, archived)
# it was truly a shit hole, it permanently smelled of wee
quite nice now, well as nice as a bus station can be.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:23, archived)
# i think we should have a 'has toes for teeth' image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:34, archived)
# I think you've gone very wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Abstains
In other news anyone bored might like Cave of Forgotten Dreams starting on Film4 +1 in 5 minutes (oldest known pictorial art in the world and rather ace)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:56, archived)
# It's very good
On a related note, this is really interesting:
www.theguardian.com/science/2012/mar/11/cave-painting-symbols-language-evolution

II ^ III X II
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Love the Picasso quote
Cheers for link
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:03, archived)
# All of the above, rolled into one
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:14, archived)
# I'm amazed that this week hasn't seen it shut down for good.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Just heard the terrible news...


www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17622856

4EVA IN ARE MEMEZ.
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# Topical
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:34, archived)
# WTF???
For some reason it's showing on the Beeb's Most Read list for today.

*hangs head in out-of-date shame*
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# L'esprit de l'escalier might make for a good challenge one week
... a dumping ground for all those topical jokes you thought of too late.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:08, archived)
# your de-ris link may have now created some kind of paradoxical feedback loop
a twist in the fabric of space and time... i'm scared now
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:14, archived)
# OH NO!
My first ever FP was a Tesco Value post


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:13, archived)
# oh noes ! it shall live on

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:50, archived)
# So sad, a simple operation, when they were young, would've separated those poor conjoined freaks.
a simple operation when they were young would've separated those poor conjoined freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:52, archived)
# *awaits HERMAN:D modification*
Is she the original CrAzY fRoG?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:57, archived)
#
Are you familiar with any of these young adults, Pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:02, archived)
# sadly, no
I have never, except maybe one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:05, archived)
# Yeah, she certainly knows her way around a pipe.
she certainly knows her way around a pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:05, archived)
#
Check out the "similar images"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:07, archived)
# Is that you smoking?
Edit: I just looked again at the 'similars' ... whoa...

Top middle.

Is that Pedro?



(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:11, archived)
# yikes! I have the same basic structure, but I am not so 'bony'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:27, archived)
# Big boned?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:15, archived)
# ahhh-ha-ha-ha!! the better to clench onto the pipe, my dear
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:18, archived)
# Such a happy family!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:24, archived)
# Claudia wants to be in on the fun
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:28, archived)
# mmm
scrapey
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:58, archived)
# ewwww, ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:07, archived)
# ahahahahafuckin'ell
Very old pea
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 4:28, archived)
# ha ha!!
I think I know that bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 9:55, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:53, archived)
# ARGH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:07, archived)
# Her skull seems to be escaping through her mouth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 7:29, archived)
# I have the Firefox Search by Image for Google plugin
It looks for identical images, and it also gives a link to 'Visually similar images', which displays the same results as search by URL I think.
I just checked and yes, it shows the same results.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 5:47, archived)
# and lift and thrust and lift and thrust and lift and thrust and lift and thrust and lift and thrust and lift and thrust
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:55, archived)
# INTERESTING
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 7:29, archived)
# She/it looks like she/it's saying 'z&#322;ap' (pron. zwap)
which means 'catch' in Polish. I'm guessing that she's not, though...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 9:00, archived)
# that's some serious gyration
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 9:45, archived)
# "TRAM! TRAM! TRAM! TRAM! TRAM! TRAM! TRAM! TRAM! TRAM! TRAM! TRAM! "
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:17, archived)
# i wish moobvember would hurry up and get over with :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:24, archived)
# I bet yours are coming along nicely.
Remember I need photos before I hand over the sponsorship money.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:29, archived)
# and cup sizes
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:48, archived)
# Robbie Coltrane is looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:36, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:50, archived)
# Okay, how do we do this?
how do we do this?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:38, archived)
# with long prehensile fingers
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:47, archived)
# I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:53, archived)
# What a hand-some devil he is
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:30, archived)
# \o/ still cute
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:57, archived)
# I dunno Pedro
maybe if you put the eyes on either side of the head, just under the ears...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:59, archived)
# liek dis?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:01, archived)
# FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:06, archived)
# FP this shit now!!!!!!11oneeleven

gah! mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:07, archived)
# Is that a character from the new Star Wars?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:09, archived)
# FPTN!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:09, archived)
# PHFPTN!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 4:30, archived)
# Oh my word!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 7:30, archived)
# Still prefer the upper one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:07, archived)
# yeah, me too
this one lacks balance in the spacing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:13, archived)
# Two sets of outer eyelids is a bit odd too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:34, archived)
# Yeah, that's the best bit. Judder galore!
that's the best bit. Judder galore!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:48, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:43, archived)
# obamablebee
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:50, archived)
# :D :D :D

EDIT: Makes me wanna dialup to the SkyNet BBS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:53, archived)
# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 10:24, archived)
# BOX STEADY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:55, archived)
# i really liked your dancing hiphop brat doll earlier
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:01, archived)
# Haha ok ok
THANK YOU PEDRO I AM GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:52, archived)
# i like the challenge of not being able (yet) to find a set of words that match her mouth movements :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:55, archived)
# *desktops*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:55, archived)
# oh fuck yes
FREEFAX
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:56, archived)
# Blimey - me graphics card is smokin' ... :D
EDIT: oh, and extremely well done btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:56, archived)
# Sexier than Sam Fox's Strip Poker.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:59, archived)
# *googles
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:01, archived)
# *ogles
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:03, archived)
# *clears up the mess
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:07, archived)
# *blushes
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:08, archived)
# *apologises
and not for the first time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:11, archived)
#
and not for the last time either
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 4:21, archived)
# a sight for sore eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:04, archived)
# Soapy titwank
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:22, archived)
# wears the soap
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:59, archived)
# yes, doesn't it
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:40, archived)
# CEEFUX
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:06, archived)
# Oh FUCK yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 7:48, archived)
# simply amazing
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 8:53, archived)
# This is beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 9:45, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote is late.

Your choices are:

Books from the Bargain Bin
What books never made it to the top of the pile? Which ones are destined to languish beneath old Jeffrey Archer titles in the remainders bin in Oxfam?

People of the past in the modern day
If famous people of the past were alive today, what would they be doing? How would they change the world again?

Design a funeral / headstone
So, how should the famous be remembered, and what would you put on their headstone (other than TOAST (Text On A STone))?

Cycle Safety
Design extreme bicycles that offer protection from dangerous drivers, and other cycle-safety gadgets.

Votey-vote:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:47, archived)
# see fraser?
cycle safety wins!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:49, archived)
# WHERE'S THAT VOLE-FUCKING ACCOUNT OF YOURS DOGBOY?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:50, archived)
# Ah, there he is
he voted for Bargain Books.

Nooooo, looks like I got it wrong, you BOTH voted for Cycle Safety. That's CHEATING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:51, archived)
# YOU CYCLE SAFETY FUCKEGG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:55, archived)
# 'fuckegg' IRL-LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Pedro, it looks like it's just the two of us here
so where are all those votes coming from? Just how many vole-fucking accounts do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:58, archived)
# well, i sure as heck would'nt be voting for anything other than bicycles
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:59, archived)
# ...so do it already
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:49, archived)
# PAST PEOPLE PAST PEOPLE PAST PEOPLE PAST PEOPLE PAST PEOPLE
because I reckon it's the one that allows for the most variety
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:55, archived)
# oh good, man!
every mathematician and astronomer holding an iPhone, yeah sweet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:58, archived)
# Yeah but there's
iPhone (first generation)
iPhone 3G
iPhone 3GS
iPhone 4
iPhone 4S
iPhone 5
iPhone 5C and
iPhone 5S

plus of course there's all the different colors.



(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:03, archived)
# And cases.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:03, archived)
# And regional variations.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:07, archived)
# That gives me an idea for ONE gif :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:05, archived)
# You know, mofaha, it's very rare that I disagree with you, but I have to say this is one of those times when I agree with you.
mofaha it's very rare that I disagree with you but I have to say this is one of those times when I agree with you.SO STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:59, archived)
# he's clearly been smoking something already
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:06, archived)
# nearly epic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:07, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:04, archived)
# HOW

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:20, archived)
# I said HOW, mofaha. HOW.
mofaha. HOW.I'm starting to believe that mofaha isn't a Native American Indian name after all.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:44, archived)
#
HOW!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:54, archived)
# :D
136 FPs???? ain't that a bit greedy?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:01, archived)
# this is bullshit!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:16, archived)
# Pedro, it's your attitude, not your aptitude, that determines your altitude.
it's your attitude not your aptitude that determines your altitude.
Aim low get high.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:23, archived)
# I'd trade them all
to get my Fall Fashions joke on the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:56, archived)
# HOW MITAKUYEPI!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:03, archived)
# Look what I found.

GAZTOP

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:27, archived)
# Not familiar with him
Weirdly though, the wikipedia search results mention b3ta although the article seems not to.

Actually duh, it's there in the references
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:58, archived)
# You were probably in your 30s when Gaz was about.
He was so down with us kids. Like a grown up you could get really close to. Trust.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:13, archived)
# I'm not that fucking old.
I was heavily into, er, alternatives to TV at that point, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:53, archived)
# Memory not what it used to be...?
It's natural. don't fight it man.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:55, archived)
# Also:
is there something you'd like to share with us about Gaz, FWM? You've got nothing to be ashamed of, it wasn't your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:55, archived)
# I don't remember much, it was all such a blur.
it was all such a blur.But I think I've got some old diaries in the summer house.
Hahaha! It'll be fun to read them. I'll go check.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:58, archived)
#
OMG
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:10, archived)
# HAHAHA! I just clicked through to the Gaz Top b3ta interview. He's such a star.

www.b3ta.com/interview/gaztop/

Full of questions and answers like this:

Have you ever injured yourself doing a how?
(monkeon)

Not that I recall but I did split my lip open demonstrating my prowess on the trampoline on another kids' show once.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:38, archived)
# QUIT VOTING FOR PAST PEOPLE, MOFAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:59, archived)
# I'd bring back Barbara Woodhouse.
And make her train you good.
In a modern way.
Oh yes.

SIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:02, archived)
# Oh man this is ringing my bell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:03, archived)
# Nooooo - it's got ten votes already :(((
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:03, archived)
# no, just 6, 10 votes total
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:04, archived)
# God - I'm a fuckin' retard at times
I blame it on the new ALDI Abbey beer (6.0%) that I'm suppin'...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:07, archived)
# I can ship you some Milwaukee's Best
it's the next best thing to water
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:09, archived)
# :D
Went to the Coors brewery just after they introduced the clear beer Zima... think that takes the crown for most like water :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:15, archived)
# DAMMIT PEDRO STOP CALLING EVERYONE MOFAHA
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:04, archived)
# sorry, Mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:07, archived)
# if you lavish all this attention on him, darren will never come back
:(
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:08, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:11, archived)
# get back in your hole, Alpaca
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:12, archived)
# what should i potoshop
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:12, archived)
# I don't know Pedro
I honestly can't think of anything. I have some spare time here but no ideas at all :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:17, archived)
# i really liked your dancing hiphop brat doll earlier
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:19, archived)
# I just popped in to see if there's any word on Darren?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:45, archived)
# Darren?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:51, archived)
# HOW QUICKLY WE FORGET
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:59, archived)
# Bargain books?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:47, archived)
# Contergantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:54, archived)
# He made me a suit
in an earnest hemming way.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:05, archived)
# :D
There's a connection I'm sure...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 2:45, archived)
# :D
If this is a pea, I'm glad you revived it
I was looking for another but this will do
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:26, archived)
# Cycle Safety?
Don't be a cunt.

I manage it everyday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 8:55, archived)
# What - no comp vote this week? Me suspects a gayshift conspiracy
So thought I would look at Fergie pics instead...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:11, archived)
# Please don't mess with my brain like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:14, archived)
# haha ;)
she's gone up in my opinion - if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:32, archived)
# Hello..
Had to say "hi" to the board today.

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Merry Candlemas Lurker :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:31, archived)
# Strange how lurkers come out on Candle Day
Happy candles regardless.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:33, archived)
# eets a fahr!!
the boads awn fahr!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:43, archived)
# Y U NOT POST?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:13, archived)
# You wish
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:35, archived)
# Soapy titwank
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:16, archived)
# \o/
I should say!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:17, archived)
#
There is a unique move or two on this route that was intriguing. Give it a try if in the area.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:18, archived)
# Bit technical...
which bits are the dike and the hoe's crack?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:29, archived)
# Don't worry about that
just climb on and have fun
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:56, archived)
# But... I like to know what I'm gettin' into :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 1:03, archived)
# Hahaha especially
"Soapy Tit Wank is the dike below the Hoser Crack."
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:30, archived)
# Rob Ford - slimmed down and respectable.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:42, archived)
#
too soon
(1.618..., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:59, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:27, archived)
# awwww man :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:29, archived)
# Sorry... I found good material...
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Just a bit of foolishness

Getting a new second hand dog Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:28, archived)
# What flavour pooch?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:29, archived)
# This is her

Born this August, passed via two homes to Basset Hound Welfare.
Never had such a young dog.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Dawww, she's just a horrifically massive eared puppy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:42, archived)
# GOOD DOG
(A small damp ball of cotton, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:41, archived)
# She looks like John Sergeant.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 21:42, archived)
# He does, Captain, he does.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:38, archived)
# i've 'ad younger dogs
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:44, archived)
# I live next door to two rescue Bassets
Jocko and Daisy - both very nice, getting old but still friendly. The breed is a bit susceptible to eye problems (among other issues.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 5:45, archived)
# Good luck with the new hound.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Thx
Quite excited about it.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Woof Woof :D
(herman:D, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:53, archived)
# PHWOAR, BOUNCING ALSATIAN TITS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 22:43, archived)

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