(The Beastcan't help looking at womens breasts on the tube,
Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:32,
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Really top work!
(asciifaceofbobbob bob bob bob bob bob bob,
Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:17,
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Stunning, quite the loveliest image I've seen in a great many years and just subtle enough that you could post it up and watch peoples expressions as they work it out.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:42,
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i used to order curries from a takeaway called the ghandi tandori
there slogan was "you've tried the cowboys now try the real indians"
only time have ever seen a white guy ever turn up at the door to deliver the food
(Reme Philipslaid an epic dump on,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 18:07,
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(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:01,
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Could you please be a little quicker submitting your entries in future
:)
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:05,
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sorry
I only got the letter regarding the winning subject this morning, bloody royal mail eh?
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:06,
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he has vays of making you score
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:16,
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we will play them on the beaches...
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:20,
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england expects every fan to do his duty
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:23,
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and not act like a drunken twat and be all twatty and that.
it's not too much to ask, surely...
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:25,
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spain vs. germany a few years back
i was in spain and the german lads were all screaming round the hotel, singing and getting pissed. didn't really bother me, but it pissed off the blue rinse brigade. when spain won, though, you could have heard a pin drop :D
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:29,
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hahaha
brilliant.
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:33,
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got hammered on bacardi
and tied a ciggy to a piece of dental floss and fished for germans off the balcony. they found it quite amusing!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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you catch many?
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:45,
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no, but i like it :D
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:32,
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2-1! 2-1! 2-1! 2-1!
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 16:30,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: PEOPLE OF THE PAST IN THE MODERN DAY
If famous people of the past were alive today, what would they be doing? How would they change the world again? monkeon wants to know, and it's this week's challenge to tell him.
(Fraserhas joined the Moomins.,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:00,
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Token effort.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:19,
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have a pea, I'm feeling lazy
(finnbarhas officially retired,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:17,
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Seeing as there's no comp, maybe we should start without them....
I propose "Glory Holes in Space"
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:21,
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spacegob
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:28,
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in space, no-one can hear you cream
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:44,
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ha ha ha!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:51,
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C'mon Smash - you're good at starting image challenges. Any ideas?
I was thinking one where you post an image/gif that took you ages - and then realised it was utter shite and never posted.... EDIT: just realised starting a sentence with C'mon Smash is not the best opener
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:51,
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i like the ones where you spend 30 seconds with a clone tool, and get an FP
then you spend days working on something, and you don't even get one reply
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:53,
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yep - got it in one there ;)
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:56,
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Now you've gone and spoilt it
I thought you spent days working on that cat!
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:02,
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c'mon smash is NOT an image challenge suggestion!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:58,
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saved by Fraser ^^^^^ :D
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:04,
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as long as historical figures don't do anything unsavoury to me
i'll be happy!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:07,
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Even people in space are getting more action than me
:D
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:47,
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In space no one can here you spluff
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:50,
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Commander Hadfield: Coming of Age IV.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:52,
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(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:54,
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Hahaha - ace :D
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:56,
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he's on the turdis
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:58,
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hahahaha
Brilliant
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:02,
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hahaha - brilliant :D
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:05,
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(macroscian(1 like),
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:49,
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Vote for the new Question of the Week
Ahoy shipmates!
Help us choose the next QOTW from one of the following suggestions:
Gateways to Hell - Where's the worse windswept hellhole you've ever visited, asks Freddie Woo, who is trapped in Romford.
Job interview disasters - "Christ, what a craphole", I said as the boss showed me the shop floor. I think that's the moment I blew it.
Rough boozers - Tell us about the kind of place where the pool table is a source of weaponry. But they do a great pint
Acts of God - Has divine intervention (or, if you're not of that bent - sheer bloody chance) helped your life for good? Or were things completely messed up by a bolt from the blue?
My favourite album - MUSIC. Tell us yours, and why.
Vote closes over lunchtime.
(ScaryduckLIKES EGG,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:21,
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Birmingham Digbeth Coach Station.
End Gateways to Hell compo.
Think it's been redeveloped now but what a benighted sh*thole that place was.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:23,
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Birmingham, certainly.
Digbeth, and the FUCKING Custard Factory, and all those hideous irish boozers. Come friendly bombs, is the only correct response.
Apparently a bloke got squashed between two buses in the station too which just adds to the "Gateway to Hell" ambience.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:41,
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it was truly a shit hole, it permanently smelled of wee
quite nice now, well as nice as a bus station can be.
(amoebaboychose for death by unga bunga on,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:23,
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i think we should have a 'has toes for teeth' image challenge
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:34,
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I think you've gone very wrong.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:42,
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Abstains
In other news anyone bored might like Cave of Forgotten Dreams starting on Film4 +1 in 5 minutes (oldest known pictorial art in the world and rather ace)
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:56,
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(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:12,
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I have the Firefox Search by Image for Google plugin
It looks for identical images, and it also gives a link to 'Visually similar images', which displays the same results as search by URL I think. I just checked and yes, it shows the same results.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 5:47,
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and lift and thrust and lift and thrust and lift and thrust and lift and thrust and lift and thrust and lift and thrust
(alpacamuffalo bozzerella,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 3:55,
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INTERESTING
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 7:29,
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She/it looks like she/it's saying 'złap' (pron. zwap)
which means 'catch' in Polish. I'm guessing that she's not, though...
(blyerkite k trilby,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 9:00,
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that's some serious gyration
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 9:45,
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(dirk speedriftSit doon,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 8:53,
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This is beautiful.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 9:45,
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Image Challenge vote
This week's vote is late.
Your choices are:
Books from the Bargain Bin What books never made it to the top of the pile? Which ones are destined to languish beneath old Jeffrey Archer titles in the remainders bin in Oxfam?
People of the past in the modern day If famous people of the past were alive today, what would they be doing? How would they change the world again?
Design a funeral / headstone So, how should the famous be remembered, and what would you put on their headstone (other than TOAST (Text On A STone))?
Cycle Safety Design extreme bicycles that offer protection from dangerous drivers, and other cycle-safety gadgets.
Votey-vote:
(Fraserhas joined the Moomins.,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:47,
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see fraser?
cycle safety wins!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:49,
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WHERE'S THAT VOLE-FUCKING ACCOUNT OF YOURS DOGBOY?
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:50,
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Ah, there he is
he voted for Bargain Books.
Nooooo, looks like I got it wrong, you BOTH voted for Cycle Safety. That's CHEATING
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:51,
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YOU CYCLE SAFETY FUCKEGG
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:55,
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'fuckegg' IRL-LOLs
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:56,
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Pedro, it looks like it's just the two of us here
so where are all those votes coming from? Just how many vole-fucking accounts do you have?
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:58,
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well, i sure as heck would'nt be voting for anything other than bicycles
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:59,
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...so do it already
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:49,
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PAST PEOPLE PAST PEOPLE PAST PEOPLE PAST PEOPLE PAST PEOPLE
because I reckon it's the one that allows for the most variety
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:55,
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oh good, man!
every mathematician and astronomer holding an iPhone, yeah sweet
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:58,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:02,
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(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:03,
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And cases.
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:03,
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And regional variations.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:07,
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That gives me an idea for ONE gif :(
(ShallowzHas Aspirations Syndrome,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:05,
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You know, mofaha, it's very rare that I disagree with you, but I have to say this is one of those times when I agree with you.
mofaha it's very rare that I disagree with you but I have to say this is one of those times when I agree with you.SO STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 20 Nov 2013, 23:59,
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he's clearly been smoking something already
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:02,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:06,
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nearly epic
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:07,
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HOW DARE YOU
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:04,
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HOW
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:20,
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I said HOW, mofaha. HOW.
mofaha. HOW.I'm starting to believe that mofaha isn't a Native American Indian name after all.
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Nov 2013, 0:44,
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