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# Hi ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 18:28, archived)
# sunny days : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 4 Jan 2014, 18:58, archived)
# boom!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 19:04, archived)
# Hi
(herman:D, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 19:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 19:44, archived)
# Oh!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 19:47, archived)
# :)
is that tinker bell
(herman:D, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 20:09, archived)
# oh hai ther!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 21:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 22:05, archived)
# it's 2014's dance craze
all the cool kids will be doing it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 19:42, archived)
# ha ha fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 21:48, archived)
# Yay!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 19:56, archived)
# Science: how it really happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:47, archived)
# I'm no doctor but I think it might have been the boiling piss
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)
# He added that for the taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:51, archived)
# This is worse than paedophiles
:(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:54, archived)
# It's ok - he was vegetarian.
Apart from eating people.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:57, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:56, archived)
# He stands as a lesson to us.
Test it on animals first.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:01, archived)
# Jeff's family didn't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:05, archived)
# On the fourth day he rose and slaughtered his way through the nursing staff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:04, archived)
# I bet you ruin the ending of every film for your friends, don't you?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:07, archived)
# Oh of course. Even when I don't know the endings in advance I google them halfway through.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:14, archived)
# So, does that put you above or below meat-eaters on the Morrisey scale?
www.b3ta.com/links/What_a_fucking_cock
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:25, archived)
# I think if you weigh up all the times globally that someone is mildly inconvenienced through an old person standing in the way at the supermarket
I think it would be worse than one 4 year old child being raped in the pucker.

You know, in terms of total emotional angst.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:27, archived)
# What sort of bellend would come up with a scoring system like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:36, archived)
# He was a creep and he'd been keeping it nasty
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:10, archived)
# haha yes
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 4 Jan 2014, 18:01, archived)
# Middle one's a bit keen, i'nt she?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 18:15, archived)
# I think she likes you
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jan 2014, 0:25, archived)
# Nice try Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:20, archived)
# Didn't even get a publication out of it.
Or a decent burial. Bloody hard to get pall-bearers to lift a lead-lined coffin.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:27, archived)
# Now Jeff's plan springs into action
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:32, archived)
# And all his $300,000 debts were solved, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:35, archived)
# Jeff's such a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 21:34, archived)
# Oh Jeff, what have you done this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jan 2014, 0:27, archived)
# Old news but I liked him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:22, archived)
# Took me a mooment
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:28, archived)
# ha, took me ages
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:32, archived)
# I was about to say is this yours
But after checking I can see it is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:32, archived)
# This took me far too long. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:45, archived)
# This is taking me far too long :(
edit: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:32, archived)
#
ha
(patella, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 18:38, archived)
# I feel like I'm either close or crazy.
The two human profiles in black on the cow's face. I don't recognize them but it's the key, isn't it? The key?
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 1:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:24, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:26, archived)
# Of Wintergreen and Anusol..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:32, archived)
# Course he does!
Probably on a tenner a day, and I know what for... 2 pound 10 a tit and a fiver for his arse!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:39, archived)
# Up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without wellingtons...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 21:38, archived)
# You'll have to be a bit more specific, Drimble.
As it stands, your question is ambiguous.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:35, archived)
# beiber
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:38, archived)
# Yo Pedro!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:40, archived)
# yo!Mo!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 21:49, archived)
# Miley's dream date
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:52, archived)
# Well that's just silly!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:56, archived)
# Srsly wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:54, archived)
# AGH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:56, archived)
# You just know he's on the way to Blackpool.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:14, archived)
# "Go Compare!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 21:41, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 21:52, archived)
# approved
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:53, archived)
# super smug =)
he can't even smell the lowly 'other people' now
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 4 Jan 2014, 18:03, archived)
# Gove condemns Blackadder as left wing... twat
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:09, archived)
# Cheers Froggie :)
and congrats on yet another FP !
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:10, archived)
# It's BBC propaganda that any British people died during the first world war
it was a lovely time that solved all the worlds problems.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:15, archived)
# WOW!
I thought my opinion of him couldn't sink any lower. What a complete tool he is.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 19:17, archived)
# And in a parallel universe...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:17, archived)
# raggy?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:33, archived)
# There's probably a whole section on dA devoted to pictures of the four humans as yiffy animals and Scooby as a naked human
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:38, archived)
# Well you enjoy them then a
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:40, archived)
# Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:18, archived)
# i also came on my wrecking ball
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:22, archived)
# Ohhh, gives me the munchies

DE-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 12:57, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 13:31, archived)
# Un's Not Mad. Much.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Woof morelike :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:15, archived)
# I wonder what Morrisey's opinion of dogs who eat unethically-sourced meat are?
www.b3ta.com/links/What_a_fucking_cock
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Jan 2014, 13:44, archived)
# I love seeing how different media outlets report the same "news"
The independent leapt on the paedo comment, the Guardian and TIME ignored that and focused on his writing a novel now and music sites only cared about his continued insistence that the Smiths won't reform.

He's the gift that keeps on giving for every blogger :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 13:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:18, archived)
# Ouch
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:26, archived)
# Heh
the product is as genuine as the story :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 9:20, archived)
# That's totally fucking mexico!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 9:26, archived)
# You'll be escorted out with puns like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jan 2014, 10:11, archived)
# Stop being such an RS
Oh god, I feel so ashamed, that truly is terrible, on many different levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 10:14, archived)
# I'm sure the others will rally round with some more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jan 2014, 10:27, archived)
# Dakar (it's a bit like "d'accord").
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 13:50, archived)
# Hehehe
Like that I do
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 10:25, archived)
# Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 11:10, archived)
# He's clearly off home for a bacon sandwich.
Look at his happy little face.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Jan 2014, 12:16, archived)
# He's just eaten his driver's uncle
along with 119 other starving Capris, he's had his fill.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 12:20, archived)
# Is he correctly aligned for the aftermath?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 12:41, archived)
# Well, he's hovering anyway.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 12:22, archived)
# haha
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 12:47, archived)
#
Quick and Dirty Gritty & Dystopian
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 12:51, archived)
# do you run an escort agency?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 12:50, archived)
# the Dur-hur-herkks of Dur-hur-hurzzurd
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:09, archived)
# Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaisy
Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 21:43, archived)
# This is a delight, Toasty
The little tyres just make it perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:30, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:18, archived)
# i was just going to post a picture of a cake and then i remembered it needed cocks


its been swell b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 3:57, archived)
# 10 years well spent.
Which coincidentally is what your cake will be if he keeps thwacking his tallywanger like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 4:14, archived)
# Compared to me, you're a noob.
Oh yeah, I went there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 4:54, archived)
# yeah but i got on the front page once.
so nyehhh.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 5:03, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 4 Jan 2014, 9:02, archived)
# Why have the icon candles not appeared?
sorry i mean YAY!

Edit: THAT COCK ISN'T MAGENTA.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Jan 2014, 6:54, archived)
# because his b3taday was yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 8:15, archived)
# but it says 10 years in my profile thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:48, archived)
# 10 years is today but the burning icons are a day early
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 4 Jan 2014, 9:03, archived)
# And no pubes.
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 10:05, archived)
# pastel colours are going to be big this year.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:48, archived)
# Woooooo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 10:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 13:37, archived)
# Your attention to detail and the requirements of a good post are a joy
See you into the next decade, then? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:31, archived)
# Merry Candles :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:20, archived)
# ^This
:D
(herman:D, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 23:50, archived)
# many apologies
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 3:29, archived)
# Pffft! The epic journey begins two years ago..!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 3:39, archived)
# it took me ages to do.
that kind of photoshopping doesn't happen overnight.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 3:41, archived)
# but.. but...
there's only 18 of them/him?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 9:43, archived)
# A Canadian History/Comedy show did an episode about the 47 Ronin.
The other 45 ronin were always waiting just outside.
History_Bites
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 12:55, archived)
# It's Mr. Edamame!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 12:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 13:36, archived)
# Best of all the animals.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] DON'T ASK.


Word up or something..In da area. Jusdoneabuckfiftyfromgivinachickenheadcreamandpoppinacapinherass. Flava.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 1:34, archived)
#



youtu.be/geGJNXAnCKc
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 1:47, archived)
# REPEATED PRAISES...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 2:14, archived)
#

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 2:17, archived)
# Is that John Gogis?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 2:32, archived)
# Unexpected Mook Spanyard stranglewank.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 2:44, archived)
# Best post subject line of the day...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 10:07, archived)
# Be suprised if someone hasn't done this already


(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 23:51, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 23:52, archived)
# Ha!
That'll put a dent in the fucker's efforts.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 3 Jan 2014, 23:55, archived)
# I'd hope so
but knowing the wonky eyed gobshite, it'll probably just add fuel to his burning cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 0:10, archived)
# Ahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 23:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Unfortunately going Bankrupt is an easy way out for many people these days with no 'real' punishment. They don't just owe money to banks etc but to decent hard working people who they crap over and can walk way guilt free and not pay back the money they have robbed. Takes only a year or two to get their credit rate back up and they do the same.

Sorry for rant but have personal experience
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 0:40, archived)
# I'm two months away from being debt free from owing £22,000
I've done it by repaying every single penny and going without anything but the basics for four years.

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 4 Jan 2014, 1:04, archived)
# Good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Jan 2014, 1:05, archived)
# I fucking applaud you, man.
I'm still clearing debts from 1988. I'm going the "stand on your own feet" route and for you to clear that amount in 4 years is awesome.
I have been royally shafted with fines, charges and multiple accounts - I was totally in agreement with Rab C Nesbitt's "Rab in Hoodie" ethics last night (http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b03ndb1g/Rab_C_Nesbitt_Rab_in_Hoodie/).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 1:17, archived)
# That's damn good going in four years
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 1:17, archived)
# I've been fortunate though
I've had a full time job and no kids to support so I've had some money left over at the end of the month to throw at the debt. Used a debt management charity to help negotiate with creditors too. It's been scary at times - have been dragged round the court system, had charging orders put on my house, survived on basic food and have had to beg for help when things went wrong (fridge packed up, car repairs etc) but it's a life lesson learned and I certainly won't be going there again.

The hardest part is the fact that I have little to show for it - I never got into debt buying flash gadgets or going on holidays like some - our debt was racked up by bank charges (£35 for a £2 unauthorised overdraft), household maintenance and supporting the wife through illness.
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 4 Jan 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Well fucking hats off, mate..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 21:45, archived)
# Fair play to you chief.
Perhaps a change in username is in order.
(immadme, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha
I'll certainly be h3donist again by April (budget permitting of course)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 9:14, archived)
# Plenty of them about.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Jan 2014, 1:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:54, archived)
# Now she can lick her own (wrecking) balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:08, archived)
# I try licking mine most days
Usually ends in failure and more physiotherapy is necessary
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Try a new approach, invent a scrotom stretcher.
Edit: I couldn't resist searching,

NSFW! www.secretleather.com/discus/messages/4/13.html?1325034169

Off to get some eyebleach now...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:32, archived)
# Why
Did I click. Why did I keep scrolling. OK please don't answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:49, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:52, archived)
# ^THIS ALSO
but at least it was in an incognito window.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:13, archived)
# Aaaagh.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:07, archived)
# When you get to my age you don't need such devices.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:08, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:59, archived)
# Ahahaha.
Surely that can't be practical, you'd constantly sit on them, get them trapped in things etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:12, archived)
# Maybe they roll them up tightly.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:16, archived)
# Or toss them over their shoulder, like a regimental soldier.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:27, archived)
#
!
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 0:24, archived)
# Special bollock hammock, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:28, archived)
# A sort of scrotum scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:29, archived)
# A drawstring, corduroy affair with a special compartment for plimsolls
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:42, archived)
# Nothing so pleasant, I scrolled further.
Up the arse was popular.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:48, archived)
# The Robocop reboot is a bit more hardcore than I expected...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:43, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 23:52, archived)
# Re: Group Moderator for Penismods
It sounds like you have what is take to be moderator. You yourself modify your penis/body and can relate to those who are doing or thinking of doing this self satisfying method of sexual enhancement. I am just starting the long cut down the shaft, I have only cut the membrane from pee hole to shaft. I am at the stage of stop or go further, once I start the further I know I will not stop till the job is complete through the ball sack (spitting the scrotum in half) and no where else to go. Just writing about it gives me a hardon and makes me want to start now cut now.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 23:19, archived)
# Extreme modification in your image...
For years I fantasized about being nullified and modified, before I even knew what those words meant. I have reached a place in life where I feel the need, not just the want, to be rid of my current classic genital configuration. I've been lurking in these tribes for several months now, and I would like very much to start a serious discourse with a man who would take pleasure in modifying me in the image he has for me. I am open to the possibility of losing all of my genetalia, or part, or the loss over time. I am also very open and interested in other modifications that you could introduce me to, even if extreme. I do want to be seriously modified, but not by my own design, rather in the image or experimentation ideal of a man who has the desire to own the phenotypical characteristics of another's body. If you are looking for a canvas on which you can experiment and create in form and design, we should talk. Thanks for reading.
Joey
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 23:22, archived)
# The internet is an awful place :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 23:22, archived)
# No, it reflects back the psychopathology of humans, writ large.
Except, unlike a reflection, it is often anothers' neurosis we see.
Joey finds loss of self and control in a very specific way, potentially rewarding, I find this fascinating. I'd be interested in what he has to say about his desires.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 23:52, archived)
# I think what Joey might mainly be saying in future is
"aarrghhhh", and perhaps somewhat later, "whyyyy????"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 2:37, archived)
# Also, "when is my next Urology appointment?"
I just want to know why.

Edit: best to stop drinking, g'night/morn. all.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Jan 2014, 6:58, archived)
# sweet juice
spotify:track:4Li2WHPkuyCdtmokzW2007 (Niggas In Paris by JAY Z)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 23:26, archived)
# When your balls hang low
You can knock 'em to and fro
You can tie 'em in a knot
You can tie 'em in a bow
Oh you get a funny feeling
When your bollocks hit the ceiling
And you'll never be a sailor
If your balls hang low
Doo-da-doot doot doot
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 23:27, archived)
# {:-D
Half the board is aaghing and you know a song about it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Jan 2014, 1:19, archived)
# Surely cheaper to hire someone else to do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:01, archived)
# Please make sure that next time, you apply three pubes per bollock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:09, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:49, archived)
# Zoinks!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:17, archived)
# I think Zoinks sums this up
Plus a click :D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:59, archived)
# RAGGY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:52, archived)
# I would have gotten away with it too
if it wasn't for you... you... BLURGHHHHHH oh fuck BLURRRGHHHHHHHH I'm fucking seasick BLUUURRRGHGHGHGHGHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 1:33, archived)
# nicely :P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:39, archived)
# i'm pretty sure she's an abused child sold into the industry
also those pictures were taken by Terry Richardson, a high profile pedophile in the fashion industry

there's nothing remotely sexy about those pictures, they're tragic

imjussayin

spotify:track:4caLxseF519rXVR8lIasaD (Little Girls by Oingo Boingo)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 0:19, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Jan 2014, 1:32, archived)
# Roller coaster incident

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:53, archived)
# couldn't shake the beard though ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:55, archived)
# Bejesus?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:26, archived)
# I see what you did there

\0/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:34, archived)
# I have no idea where the motivation came from.
I just suddenly thought' what B3ta needs right now is my bejesus picture'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:36, archived)
# And you were right, of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:48, archived)
# Mr Blobby as Judas
mit 3D


youtu.be/uh9oUHO2dxE
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:57, archived)
# That first frame is pure gold
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:22, archived)
# Lacks bees.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:26, archived)
# This one also lacks bees
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:49, archived)
# quicktime jesus is the best of the jesus
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:53, archived)
# Correct
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:59, archived)
# do you have any more featuring quicktime jesus?
i like his stance and outfit, reminds me of that bad christian bale movie
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:00, archived)
# I don't think so
but I did a series of these
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:10, archived)
# and of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:10, archived)
# fuck lamps
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:20, archived)
# Fuck them good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:47, archived)
#
This video contains content from Eagle Rock and Queen Productions, one or more of whom have blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 1:33, archived)
# fuck pedro
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 2:22, archived)
# NOW HOLD ON A SECOND THERE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 2:33, archived)
# i need more quicktime jesus
i will investigate

sweet cornholio megamix
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:19, archived)
# GET DOWN FOR JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:25, archived)
# I AM THE GREAT HANDHOLIO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:21, archived)
# The others were a bit more, erm..
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:25, archived)
# All is fine with this picture
and makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:30, archived)
# Hahaha a thing of awe.
Now Herman needs to animate the boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Over-the-shoulder Soul Imploder
(dokk, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:30, archived)
# That's very good, but I'm confused by the pickled onions on strings
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:42, archived)
# i don't know whether to wear it or fuck it?!
both it is!
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:46, archived)
# "Security to aisle 4. Security to aisle 4."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:55, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:50, archived)
# Superb
I expect the haunted lingerie movie franchise to be awarded to you any second
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:54, archived)
# This is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:22, archived)
# hahaha
vey gud
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:29, archived)
# Oh nice
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha
PS hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:27, archived)
# Hahaha well done,
DD 40" I reckon.

Edit: BRAvo!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Woo
YaY :D
(herman:D, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 0:01, archived)
# I clicked "I like this", but I'm not sure "like" is the right word.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 12:27, archived)
# Nicely disturbing
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:22, archived)
# I bet she says it to all the boys


Reducing it to fit killed all the colours, at 3 times the size it is a bit better, but obviously still needs work.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:55, archived)
# Fluff!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:56, archived)
# ...On hot summer nights of yore
I've been known to offer various parts of my anatomy to anyone who happened to be passing at the time, regardless of flower Quota.

I was not picky in my youth.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:03, archived)
# Be honest.
You offered them chutney. We all know.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:07, archived)
# Oooo, Meatloaf reference!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:03, archived)
# I'll be honest
I was making the pic and thought it needed a tag line. That seemed a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:05, archived)
# Still working on old Worzel?
He looks alright in a dress but that hair could still do with some conditioner.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:05, archived)
# It's a wig.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:09, archived)
# she has a fine rump
also suspenders would be a nice addition..for Science
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:09, archived)
# Thanks to science
she had tights on.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:17, archived)
# Tights? On a hot summer's night?
That's going to chafe.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:55, archived)
# I would ask who on B3ta
would know, but I think the answers would frighten me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:57, archived)
# No way I'm taking my piss-filled diving suit off for long enough to try it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:02, archived)
# I like a man with
commitment. *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:15, archived)
#
..and implants.
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:47, archived)
# Is that you, love?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:08, archived)
# If I looked like that
I'd spend every Friday night on B3ta, for sure. I do sometimes pose for form, texture and colour, but my pics are just pics. No more.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)
# That's not throat she's offering.
It's her arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:58, archived)
#
its a nice arse
(herman:D, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 0:03, archived)
# You GIF.
I kill. It really is that simple :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 0:11, archived)
# I would....
but only if he's got a bitchin' car, hair a mile high, a lewd grin and knows what to do with a stick shift.

On other news, hope you're well, lovely and keeping on keeping on
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:35, archived)
# I've not been posting much
but lurking well and greatly admired your recent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:48, archived)
# I'd like to see bigger tits
Your pics nice too :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:25, archived)
# What whaaaat?
Vladimir Ice Cream

Two pics in a week must be some sort of records
(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:39, archived)
# more of these sort of records
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:39, archived)
# Returning to an old favourite.


I always find that if I have any doubts about something, it's always better to bolt jet engines to it...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:24, archived)
# Yay! Have a rocket.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:18, archived)
# there's nothing jet engines can't solve
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:39, archived)
# Peter Gibbs bloody loves bad weather
(SM46272845, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Heavy rain, stiffening from the east.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:46, archived)
# A front of high pressure.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:54, archived)
# For the next 24 hours?
if the wind changes he will stay like that
(patella, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:08, archived)
# If it lasts longer than 24 hours he should see a climatologist.
I don't konw if this is the newsletter or the most entertaining 404 page ever.

b3ta.com/newsletter/issue613
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:49, archived)
# wow, thanks
and this 404 is not even out until 3rd Feb 2014
(patella, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:27, archived)
#
(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:40, archived)
# Quality ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:20, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Found this in my kitchen, and barely escaped with my life...
and barely escaped with my life...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:34, archived)
# What is its special weapon? e-coli?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:38, archived)
# Fortunately this crude mechanical ghoul
would appear to be plugged in; a fundamental flaw to it's dreams of barbarity, pillage, and conquest, so I suspect you'll be safe destroying it with a barrage of extreme yodeling from the kitchen doorway
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:45, archived)
# But what if it finds a long extension lead?!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:14, archived)
# I should imagine that would be the end of humanity
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:26, archived)
# Or...
if it plugged itself into a Diesel Generator with wheels?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:31, archived)
# "tea-time brutality for tots"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:04, archived)
# Now you are giving me ideas...
Tot Hot Pot?

So you have a monster who will cook you up a nice dinner?

Or cook you into a nice dinner...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:22, archived)
# The FEAR!
Can I have my oven gloves back now? Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:57, archived)
# Certainly
There's only a few stains on them. Probably food, but, you never know.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:15, archived)
# Fuck around!
Get out of there forget trying to get pictures of it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:07, archived)
# The Fear
Can I have my lipstick back now? THX :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:42, archived)
# hahaha, makeup on home appliances needs to be 2014's theme
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:41, archived)

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