On the fourth day he rose and slaughtered his way through the nursing staff.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:04,
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I bet you ruin the ending of every film for your friends, don't you?
:)
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:07,
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Oh of course. Even when I don't know the endings in advance I google them halfway through.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:14,
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So, does that put you above or below meat-eaters on the Morrisey scale?
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I think if you weigh up all the times globally that someone is mildly inconvenienced through an old person standing in the way at the supermarket
I think it would be worse than one 4 year old child being raped in the pucker.
You know, in terms of total emotional angst.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:27,
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You know, in terms of total emotional angst.
What sort of bellend would come up with a scoring system like that?
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:36,
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Didn't even get a publication out of it.
Or a decent burial. Bloody hard to get pall-bearers to lift a lead-lined coffin.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:27,
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I was about to say is this yours
But after checking I can see it is ;)
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 16:32,
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This is taking me far too long :(
edit: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 17:32,
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I feel like I'm either close or crazy.
The two human profiles in black on the cow's face. I don't recognize them but it's the key, isn't it? The key?
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Sun 5 Jan 2014, 1:18,
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Course he does!
Probably on a tenner a day, and I know what for... 2 pound 10 a tit and a fiver for his arse!
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:39,
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Up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without wellingtons...
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 21:38,
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You'll have to be a bit more specific, Drimble.
As it stands, your question is ambiguous.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:35,
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It's BBC propaganda that any British people died during the first world war
it was a lovely time that solved all the worlds problems.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 15:09,
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WOW!
I thought my opinion of him couldn't sink any lower. What a complete tool he is.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 19:17,
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There's probably a whole section on dA devoted to pictures of the four humans as yiffy animals and Scooby as a naked human
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:38,
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I wonder what Morrisey's opinion of dogs who eat unethically-sourced meat are?
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I love seeing how different media outlets report the same "news"
The independent leapt on the paedo comment, the Guardian and TIME ignored that and focused on his writing a novel now and music sites only cared about his continued insistence that the Smiths won't reform.
He's the gift that keeps on giving for every blogger :D
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 13:50,
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He's the gift that keeps on giving for every blogger :D
Stop being such an RS
Oh god, I feel so ashamed, that truly is terrible, on many different levels.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 10:14,
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He's clearly off home for a bacon sandwich.
Look at his happy little face.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 12:16,
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He's just eaten his driver's uncle
along with 119 other starving Capris, he's had his fill.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 12:20,
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaisy
Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook!!
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 21:43,
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This is a delight, Toasty
The little tyres just make it perfect.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:30,
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i was just going to post a picture of a cake and then i remembered it needed cocks
its been swell b3ta.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 3:57,
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its been swell b3ta.
10 years well spent.
Which coincidentally is what your cake will be if he keeps thwacking his tallywanger like that.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 4:14,
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Why have the icon candles not appeared?
sorry i mean YAY!
Edit: THAT COCK ISN'T MAGENTA.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 6:54,
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Edit: THAT COCK ISN'T MAGENTA.
Your attention to detail and the requirements of a good post are a joy
See you into the next decade, then? :)
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:31,
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it took me ages to do.
that kind of photoshopping doesn't happen overnight.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 3:41,
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A Canadian History/Comedy show did an episode about the 47 Ronin.
The other 45 ronin were always waiting just outside.
History_Bites
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 12:55,
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History_Bites
DON'T ASK.
Word up or something..In da area. Jusdoneabuckfiftyfromgivinachickenheadcreamandpoppinacapinherass. Flava.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 1:34,
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Word up or something..In da area. Jusdoneabuckfiftyfromgivinachickenheadcreamandpoppinacapinherass. Flava.
I'd hope so
but knowing the wonky eyed gobshite, it'll probably just add fuel to his burning cross.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 0:10,
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Hahaha
Unfortunately going Bankrupt is an easy way out for many people these days with no 'real' punishment. They don't just owe money to banks etc but to decent hard working people who they crap over and can walk way guilt free and not pay back the money they have robbed. Takes only a year or two to get their credit rate back up and they do the same.
Sorry for rant but have personal experience
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 0:40,
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Sorry for rant but have personal experience
I'm two months away from being debt free from owing £22,000
I've done it by repaying every single penny and going without anything but the basics for four years.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 1:04,
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I fucking applaud you, man.
I'm still clearing debts from 1988. I'm going the "stand on your own feet" route and for you to clear that amount in 4 years is awesome.
I have been royally shafted with fines, charges and multiple accounts - I was totally in agreement with Rab C Nesbitt's "Rab in Hoodie" ethics last night (http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b03ndb1g/Rab_C_Nesbitt_Rab_in_Hoodie/).
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 1:17,
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I have been royally shafted with fines, charges and multiple accounts - I was totally in agreement with Rab C Nesbitt's "Rab in Hoodie" ethics last night (http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b03ndb1g/Rab_C_Nesbitt_Rab_in_Hoodie/).
I've been fortunate though
I've had a full time job and no kids to support so I've had some money left over at the end of the month to throw at the debt. Used a debt management charity to help negotiate with creditors too. It's been scary at times - have been dragged round the court system, had charging orders put on my house, survived on basic food and have had to beg for help when things went wrong (fridge packed up, car repairs etc) but it's a life lesson learned and I certainly won't be going there again.
The hardest part is the fact that I have little to show for it - I never got into debt buying flash gadgets or going on holidays like some - our debt was racked up by bank charges (£35 for a £2 unauthorised overdraft), household maintenance and supporting the wife through illness.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 13:13,
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The hardest part is the fact that I have little to show for it - I never got into debt buying flash gadgets or going on holidays like some - our debt was racked up by bank charges (£35 for a £2 unauthorised overdraft), household maintenance and supporting the wife through illness.
Fair play to you chief.
Perhaps a change in username is in order.
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Sun 5 Jan 2014, 11:09,
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hahaha
I'll certainly be h3donist again by April (budget permitting of course)
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Mon 6 Jan 2014, 9:14,
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I try licking mine most days
Usually ends in failure and more physiotherapy is necessary
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:24,
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Try a new approach, invent a scrotom stretcher.
Edit: I couldn't resist searching,
NSFW! www.secretleather.com/discus/messages/4/13.html?1325034169
Off to get some eyebleach now...
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:32,
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NSFW! www.secretleather.com/discus/messages/4/13.html?1325034169
Off to get some eyebleach now...
Why
Did I click. Why did I keep scrolling. OK please don't answer.
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:49,
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Aaaagh.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:07,
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Ahahaha.
Surely that can't be practical, you'd constantly sit on them, get them trapped in things etc
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:12,
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A drawstring, corduroy affair with a special compartment for plimsolls
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:42,
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Nothing so pleasant, I scrolled further.
Up the arse was popular.
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:48,
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Re: Group Moderator for Penismods
It sounds like you have what is take to be moderator. You yourself modify your penis/body and can relate to those who are doing or thinking of doing this self satisfying method of sexual enhancement. I am just starting the long cut down the shaft, I have only cut the membrane from pee hole to shaft. I am at the stage of stop or go further, once I start the further I know I will not stop till the job is complete through the ball sack (spitting the scrotum in half) and no where else to go. Just writing about it gives me a hardon and makes me want to start now cut now.
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 23:19,
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Extreme modification in your image...
For years I fantasized about being nullified and modified, before I even knew what those words meant. I have reached a place in life where I feel the need, not just the want, to be rid of my current classic genital configuration. I've been lurking in these tribes for several months now, and I would like very much to start a serious discourse with a man who would take pleasure in modifying me in the image he has for me. I am open to the possibility of losing all of my genetalia, or part, or the loss over time. I am also very open and interested in other modifications that you could introduce me to, even if extreme. I do want to be seriously modified, but not by my own design, rather in the image or experimentation ideal of a man who has the desire to own the phenotypical characteristics of another's body. If you are looking for a canvas on which you can experiment and create in form and design, we should talk. Thanks for reading.
Joey
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 23:22,
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Joey
No, it reflects back the psychopathology of humans, writ large.
Except, unlike a reflection, it is often anothers' neurosis we see.
Joey finds loss of self and control in a very specific way, potentially rewarding, I find this fascinating. I'd be interested in what he has to say about his desires.
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 23:52,
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Joey finds loss of self and control in a very specific way, potentially rewarding, I find this fascinating. I'd be interested in what he has to say about his desires.
I think what Joey might mainly be saying in future is
"aarrghhhh", and perhaps somewhat later, "whyyyy????"
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 2:37,
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Also, "when is my next Urology appointment?"
I just want to know why.
Edit: best to stop drinking, g'night/morn. all.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 6:58,
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Edit: best to stop drinking, g'night/morn. all.
sweet juice
spotify:track:4Li2WHPkuyCdtmokzW2007 (Niggas In Paris by JAY Z)
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 23:26,
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When your balls hang low
You can knock 'em to and fro
You can tie 'em in a knot
You can tie 'em in a bow
Oh you get a funny feeling
When your bollocks hit the ceiling
And you'll never be a sailor
If your balls hang low
Doo-da-doot doot doot
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 23:27,
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You can tie 'em in a knot
You can tie 'em in a bow
Oh you get a funny feeling
When your bollocks hit the ceiling
And you'll never be a sailor
If your balls hang low
Doo-da-doot doot doot
Please make sure that next time, you apply three pubes per bollock
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:09,
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I would have gotten away with it too
if it wasn't for you... you... BLURGHHHHHH oh fuck BLURRRGHHHHHHHH I'm fucking seasick BLUUURRRGHGHGHGHGHHHHH
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 1:33,
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i'm pretty sure she's an abused child sold into the industry
also those pictures were taken by Terry Richardson, a high profile pedophile in the fashion industry
there's nothing remotely sexy about those pictures, they're tragic
imjussayin
spotify:track:4caLxseF519rXVR8lIasaD (Little Girls by Oingo Boingo)
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 0:19,
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there's nothing remotely sexy about those pictures, they're tragic
imjussayin
spotify:track:4caLxseF519rXVR8lIasaD (Little Girls by Oingo Boingo)
I have no idea where the motivation came from.
I just suddenly thought' what B3ta needs right now is my bejesus picture'.
( ,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:36,
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do you have any more featuring quicktime jesus?
i like his stance and outfit, reminds me of that bad christian bale movie
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:00,
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i have found justice
anotherplotdevice.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/equilibrium.jpg
wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/secularoutpost/files/2013/08/Fake-and-Real-Jesus.jpg
youtu.be/Q3XWhxDZHSU
CRAZY LIL THING CALLED AIDS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh9oUHO2dxE
spotify:track:1Pg2yx1drvE8uJhMCnIpGN (Calendar Girl - 2001 Remastered by Neil Sedaka)
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:51,
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wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/secularoutpost/files/2013/08/Fake-and-Real-Jesus.jpg
youtu.be/Q3XWhxDZHSU
CRAZY LIL THING CALLED AIDS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh9oUHO2dxE
spotify:track:1Pg2yx1drvE8uJhMCnIpGN (Calendar Girl - 2001 Remastered by Neil Sedaka)
This video contains content from Eagle Rock and Queen Productions, one or more of whom have blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 1:33,
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i need more quicktime jesus
i will investigate
sweet cornholio megamix
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:19,
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sweet cornholio megamix
That's very good, but I'm confused by the pickled onions on strings
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:42,
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Superb
I expect the haunted lingerie movie franchise to be awarded to you any second
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:54,
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I clicked "I like this", but I'm not sure "like" is the right word.
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Sat 4 Jan 2014, 12:27,
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I bet she says it to all the boys
Reducing it to fit killed all the colours, at 3 times the size it is a bit better, but obviously still needs work.
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:50,
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Reducing it to fit killed all the colours, at 3 times the size it is a bit better, but obviously still needs work.
...On hot summer nights of yore
I've been known to offer various parts of my anatomy to anyone who happened to be passing at the time, regardless of flower Quota.
I was not picky in my youth.
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:03,
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I was not picky in my youth.
I'll be honest
I was making the pic and thought it needed a tag line. That seemed a good one.
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:05,
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Still working on old Worzel?
He looks alright in a dress but that hair could still do with some conditioner.
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:05,
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she has a fine rump
also suspenders would be a nice addition..for Science
( ,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:09,
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I would ask who on B3ta
would know, but I think the answers would frighten me.
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:57,
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No way I'm taking my piss-filled diving suit off for long enough to try it.
( ,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:02,
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If I looked like that
I'd spend every Friday night on B3ta, for sure. I do sometimes pose for form, texture and colour, but my pics are just pics. No more.
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:19,
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I would....
but only if he's got a bitchin' car, hair a mile high, a lewd grin and knows what to do with a stick shift.
On other news, hope you're well, lovely and keeping on keeping on
( ,
Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:35,
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On other news, hope you're well, lovely and keeping on keeping on
I've not been posting much
but lurking well and greatly admired your recent stuff.
( ,
Sat 4 Jan 2014, 14:48,
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For the next 24 hours?
if the wind changes he will stay like that
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:08,
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If it lasts longer than 24 hours he should see a climatologist.
I don't konw if this is the newsletter or the most entertaining 404 page ever.
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue613
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:49,
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b3ta.com/newsletter/issue613
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
( ,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:20,
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
Fortunately this crude mechanical ghoul
would appear to be plugged in; a fundamental flaw to it's dreams of barbarity, pillage, and conquest, so I suspect you'll be safe destroying it with a barrage of extreme yodeling from the kitchen doorway
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:45,
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Or...
if it plugged itself into a Diesel Generator with wheels?
( ,
Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:31,
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Now you are giving me ideas...
Tot Hot Pot?
So you have a monster who will cook you up a nice dinner?
Or cook you into a nice dinner...
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:22,
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So you have a monster who will cook you up a nice dinner?
Or cook you into a nice dinner...
Certainly
There's only a few stains on them. Probably food, but, you never know.
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:15,
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Fuck around!
Get out of there forget trying to get pictures of it :(
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Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:07,
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