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(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 9:43, archived)
# In Ukraine, duty call you?
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 10:05, archived)
# Wot, no Venezuela?
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:10, archived)
# Having kept a very close eye on events in recent weeks one thing I've learnt...
never fuck with Ukrainians
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 14:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 6:30, archived)
# at last! I paid in to the kickstarter for that 80 years ago
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 7:26, archived)
# he looks thrilled
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 9:10, archived)
# Splendid!
Who do I make the cheque payable to?
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 10:29, archived)
# Don't bother mailing it in
Just push it through the slot
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 3:30, archived)
# oh dear
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 4:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I like it, have a click
can I slip this in ? (doesn't deserve it's own thread)

(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 9:08, archived)
# Surface-Mount Battenburg?
I think that level of new technology deserves its own thread
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 10:38, archived)
# A Battenburg Grid Array sounds like a good thing.
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 11:36, archived)
# After that's been through his digestive system it could still be called the same thing.
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Entirely not cake related...

...and no hummus to speak of, either, but I had fun drawing it, so...
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 1:26, archived)
# Gok Wan propositions Zelda?
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 1:32, archived)
# But the princess is in another castle!
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 1:34, archived)
#
Did this win Britain's got talent?
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 1:39, archived)
# Pop a cake in their hands, all's good.
(I mean, drawing is a technology; silhouette, a technology; what isn't?)

Also, nice post.
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 2:19, archived)
# An 'ology'? That makes you a scientist
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] quiet night....
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:01, archived)
# Is that the spectrum baba?
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:04, archived)
#
yes :)
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:31, archived)
# yummy
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:28, archived)
# Lovely
Glad someone's posted at last!
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:36, archived)
# Does this support "Cyberbun"?
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 1:20, archived)
# Defensively posts newsletter link
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue620/

and then retreats back into shell, claws waving menacingly.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:14, archived)
# thanks rob
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:17, archived)
# -ot
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:56, archived)
# OH PLEASE

Awww thanks all :)
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:23, archived)
# Fecking candles
Happy day and big hugs
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:59, archived)
# wow how many candles is that ??
happy day young Sir
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:05, archived)
# Happy bloody bing bong
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:13, archived)
# Happy candles matey!!!!! :)
\o/
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:15, archived)
# ^all this
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:16, archived)
# ^nonchalant
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:26, archived)
# CANDLES!
XD
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:33, archived)
# LOOK AT ME I'VE GOT CANDLES
{;-)
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:35, archived)
# you may feel a burning sensation
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:36, archived)
# I hope you got a nice present off Rob
..even though he's not your real dad
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:41, archived)
# Woah !
Like, flaming candles man !!
: D
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 23:08, archived)
# Happy Burning Wicks day!
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 23:37, archived)
# Merry belated candles Mofaha
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 14:36, archived)
# *something happened here*
NOMS
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:40, archived)
# Places a dead fish and a couple of mussels outside the shell
slopes off for a chortle at the newsletter
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:34, archived)
# *Steals fish and mussels and runs off chortling for a tasty supper*
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:36, archived)
# thanks Rob
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:40, archived)
# Who?
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:53, archived)
# DID FABULOUS SICK
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:26, archived)
# whoa
I forgot about that :)
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:26, archived)
# Happy ones Mo
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:33, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:39, archived)
# happy candles old timer

(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
cheers :)
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 23:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Nearly had a vomit laughing
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 23:00, archived)
# He's going to turn inside out
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 11:37, archived)
# thanks mate
Youre a great friend but a terrible lover
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:56, archived)
# : D
cheers
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] In the absence of anything more inspired
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:07, archived)
# what the fuck, is that a pencil case?
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:20, archived)
# and what the fuck is that inside, pencils?
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:31, archived)
#
standingcat is not far behind
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:48, archived)
# Nor dancing Kirk
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 20:06, archived)
#


(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:56, archived)
# Like a monkey with a miniature cymbal.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha
Top work.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:59, archived)
# Does my bum look big in this?
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:15, archived)
# Well I like it
:D
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] They can take an age to download....
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:40, archived)
# I feel strangely hypnotised...
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:45, archived)
# me too
...but with a z ;)
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:02, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:36, archived)
# Buffet-ing... buffet-ing...
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:05, archived)
# Hahaha! Clever!
I thought WTF? when the compo was suggested, but I'm loving the board at the moment!
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:10, archived)
# I've been sitting here for half an hour
and it still hasn't downloaded!
I'm going to phone my ISP and complain!
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:48, archived)
# feel really hungry for cake now
cheers
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:17, archived)
# Taking a trifle too long....
(click)
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Look VERY closely, you'll notice the 'basket' icon is, in fact, a bun
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] oh i can never pick my favourite...
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
# the chocolate one, you fool!
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:52, archived)
# but.. but that other one
has jam AND cream in it....
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:54, archived)
# eat the chocolate one first, THEN the jam and cream one!
the chocolate one is for while you're waiting for your cuppa to cool down, the jam and cream one is for having with your cuppa. what are they teaching you kids these days?
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:58, archived)
# ya see, my mistake is always letting others pick first.
i'm gonna buy two packs next time and let them fight it out amongst themselves will I bask in the glory. bask I say, bask!
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:03, archived)
# if you leave them anything but the custardy ones, i may have to turn my back on you
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:05, archived)
# it's got sugar on/in it right?
yeah, it's not gonna be left.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:09, archived)
# there's custard. custard is wrong.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:16, archived)
# but it's like a yellow cream.
a sloppy, skin forming yellow cre.. ok, you might have a point.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)
# a point? i'e got a whole pencil!
ah well, hometime.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:33, archived)
# *waves*
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:39, archived)
# NK402 (second from right). Best cake for snake ever.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:25, archived)
# i saw "lines" and "speed"
and stopped thinking about cake ;)
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:39, archived)
# also, it's like cubes of bagpuss
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:52, archived)
# There ya go
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:24, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
*fears*
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:34, archived)
# quote of the week
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:34, archived)
# TIVO PUKE
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:47, archived)
# "Nice font, what is it?"
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:52, archived)
# Touche
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)
# Blimey, DinivanX, I think we've unwittingly spawned a meme...
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:09, archived)
# Very good
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:41, archived)
# Haha! Love it

(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:50, archived)
# Class!
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:10, archived)
# Clever fecker
Nicely
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:17, archived)
# i might make cake later
chocolate and cherry, perhaps
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:23, archived)
# *pitches Channel 4 documentary*
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaa!
We should team up! With your imagination and your shopping skillz0rrz we could . . . hang on.


(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:50, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:52, archived)
# Excellent!
I'm expecting an outraged letters page in the Daily Mail.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!
...I had a girlfriend like that once.

I called her "The face that lunched a thousand chips"...

.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:11, archived)
# Dragons Den - That is all !
(click)
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] My Lord Vader. I'm afraid Muff Tarkin's been at it again...
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:57, archived)
# lord gayder
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:02, archived)
# Gay Lord
:)
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:05, archived)
# wank-a-man guy-wanker
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:09, archived)
# just looking at that icing is hurting my teeth!
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:13, archived)
# smashing!
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:10, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Eww!
Someone shat Douglas Hurd's ghey wig onto the death star!


(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
#

(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:08, archived)
# wig/turd
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:19, archived)
#
Douglas Hurd did a turd,
Put it on his head,
Minced along the Tower Bridge,
Then went home to bed.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:42, archived)
# that's great
I feel all teary
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 22:34, archived)
# "Teary" rhymes with "Mary"?
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 1:31, archived)
# it hurts
(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:55, archived)
#

:(
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:39, archived)
# well that's Friday over
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:54, archived)
# beautiful arts
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:58, archived)
# am i the only one who gives not a fuck about him or his abusive dad?
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:09, archived)
# i don't think so
there's 7 billion people on the planet, some of these will share your opinion
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:15, archived)
# Haha. Fuck you dream robot young Micheal Jackson
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:41, archived)
# alright daz
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 20:48, archived)
# That is absolutely tremendous
Top work
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Surprisingly I don't think this has been done yet for this compo
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:49, archived)
# now that's a clickin'
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:53, archived)
# An Egg did it:


But they're both good.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:56, archived)
# Dagnabit!
Knew it was too obvious to be original.

Although I can't stand marzipan so my cake is without...
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] But I didn't compo it
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:13, archived)
# haha battenborg
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:56, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:59, archived)
# I was going to
but I couldn't work out how to make some Battenberg look enough like the Borg cube. I should have just done what you did!
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:09, archived)
# alright you lot


I forgot my cayke, sorry
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Howdy Joe!
:D
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:57, archived)
# *waves*
how do, Ninj

Been a while
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)
# *waves back*
:D
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:58, archived)
# *wonders why I STILL haven't sorted out a spang gif*
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:57, archived)
# well reminded, I was making one the other day and got distracted
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:59, archived)
# I was going to attempt one
using that clip of Lancelot running at Camelot from Holy Grail.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:29, archived)
# Really? Or are you just hoping that by describing it you don't have to do it now?
Go to your room and don't come down until you've got a gif.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:57, archived)
# Feel free to borrow Jeeves


Although he's a mere jpeg.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:04, archived)
# the best one ever - ever
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)
# ooof
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Pfft :D
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:06, archived)
# Haha, Happier chap than mine tho'

(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:13, archived)
# that's because
he likes his news easy to digest, with a sprinkling of racism, misogyny contempt for the poor
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:17, archived)
# He'll enjoy the Evening Standard
Even more than the Metro then
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:25, archived)
# Daily Mail Lite and Daily Mail Ultra Low...
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:29, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:16, archived)
# hahahaha!
It was worth it to receive THAT!!!
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:31, archived)
# i love this beyond all reason
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:48, archived)
# :)

(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:42, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:49, archived)
# Bloody
Hell
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)
# Gnomes are dirty little things...

(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:17, archived)
# 8 D
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:01, archived)
# ARRGH!
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:29, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Best of all the cakes
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:43, archived)
# hahahaha
i scanned that
: D
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:51, archived)
# This^
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:44, archived)
# No-one's called me a cunt yet
that's unusual.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:45, archived)
# Cunt!
I too scanned it
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:53, archived)
# Ah, there it is :)
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
:) *click*
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:57, archived)
# Nicely that :)
I'm guessing filename is what it says?
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:57, archived)
# No.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:58, archived)
# :'(
*only has a 7 yr old ยฃ12.99 mobile
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:02, archived)
# there's a couple of clues there though.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:06, archived)
# Ah think I geddit
It's my favourite cake?
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:09, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Ah, Battenburg.
The UKIP-coloured cake with the foreign name.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:33, archived)
# Nice!
They would sell.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:04, archived)
# off topic :)
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:03, archived)
# :D
back in (hair) style
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Yay!
*Click* :)
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Serious dandruff.
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:00, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:18, archived)
# haha, yes! Great to see you Elvis
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:19, archived)
# :D
Where have you been hiding ;D
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:34, archived)
# ^what she said
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:45, archived)
# ^
^
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:02, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:18, archived)
# A quick change of hairstyle
and Donald Trump turns into Alf Stewart from Home & Away.
(, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 12:25, archived)

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