Ramming speed!
He came from The Deep and started some trouble.
He invaded Britain, but they chased him off.
He hid and licked his wounds and now he's back!
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:13,
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He came from The Deep and started some trouble.
He invaded Britain, but they chased him off.
He hid and licked his wounds and now he's back!
Duckzilla vs Godzilla!
They were both terribly misunderstood creatures.
Thanks for all the kind comments throughout this little saga!
I voted for Rubber Ducks. But luckily, he came from The Deep.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:26,
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They were both terribly misunderstood creatures.
Thanks for all the kind comments throughout this little saga!
I voted for Rubber Ducks. But luckily, he came from The Deep.
cheers :-)
and it's finally, finally taught me how to reduce animated gif filesize: Lossy setting.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:48,
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first time I've had the full set!
it's all downhill from now on :-)
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:15,
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Or Rihanna with a big fuck-off machine-gun
On second thoughts, as you were.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:04,
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the mouth is a bit Hannibal Lector
did they let you out, or are you posting from within?
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:44,
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In Russian Star Wars Lego, unlock is actually this.
or something witty in reply...
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:46,
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My favourite one of these
"In Russia, the government controls the corporations"
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:31,
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"In Russia, the government controls the corporations"
Do all the characters get them?
In the Star Wars version I seem to recall the Tauntauns and Dewbacks had them on when you unlocked it. I think spaceships might get them, and I'm pretty sure there's something similar in Lego Indiana Jones.
I wonder if they'll have them in Lego Schindler's List as well?
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:00,
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I wonder if they'll have them in Lego Schindler's List as well?
Any active characters in the party.
No doubt in the Indiana one, as it is the same game engine, and perhaps in the Harry Potter set too.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:38,
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they've found the wings
but mr. and mrs. wing don't know where the plane is, either
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:11,
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The whole Trump section on that is a masterpiece.
Particularly the lingering shots of Trump himself sitting in the crowd. Motionless. Incandescent with fury.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:48,
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You're familiar with Obama's speech from just before that at the same dinner?
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:-) Reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX0r6DsvXAU
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:42,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX0r6DsvXAU
Wot a Muppet he is
Yes I want to pay more tax as it makes me feel successful. FFS!!
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:58,
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Thankee.
Normally reserved for hs Autumn Budget Statements, but I'm just feeling WILD today!
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:34,
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I'm not a violent man and my legs are a bit borked but I would so love to kick his fucking cunting teefs in
woo :)
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:36,
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still, at least he cut Bingo Tax
... erm.. wait a minute?
we have a fucking Bingo Tax ?
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:03,
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we have a fucking Bingo Tax ?
Ha ha ha, the tale of a tiny man
whose television programme seems to have been going forever.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:38,
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Unrequested Boogie Woogie sounds like an error message!
*unrequested Boogie Woogie in line 5: ERROR honkytonk
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:05,
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*unrequested Boogie Woogie in line 5: ERROR honkytonk
Unexpected Trumbone Player
Please insert saxophone and try again
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:11,
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Illegal Trumbone subroutine. Please update your brass instrument spelling library.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:13,
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Ha ha ha
I thought this also.
Merkins hate that film with a passion, but I like it. It still amazes me anyone thought Mike Myers would do anything other than not be faithful to the original.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:35,
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Merkins hate that film with a passion, but I like it. It still amazes me anyone thought Mike Myers would do anything other than not be faithful to the original.
Moving the eyes a little closer to the ears can sometimes earn a FP
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:25,
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Very woosome Mr Ninj
As terrifying as it is I'd like to present a rival -
www.visitsealife.com/SiteImages/Assets/6/1/BigDaddyandChrisBrown.jpg
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:05,
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www.visitsealife.com/SiteImages/Assets/6/1/BigDaddyandChrisBrown.jpg
They had to stop filming because the crab devoured the human shortly after
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:09,
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o_O heck yeah!
and, if I may say so, the crab looks rather terrifying too!
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:16,
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Thanks for my daily duck update!
Fecker certainly gets about :)
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:22,
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fears!
looks like they'd eat you up and immediately shit your bits out the back
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:48,
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haha
I seen the episode of "Extras" he was in the other night, great stuff.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:27,
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LSD : Just say no
Especially if you're already a bit wonky in the noggin.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 2:25,
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hahaha, trippy
Used to love watching those old Japanese Godzilla movies
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:32,
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I have a friend
With an 'uncanny valley tash'
and he's not even french
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Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:31,
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and he's not even french
My Penis needs sand paper these days to create a Big Bang
Anyway. So the universe came from nothing where there was no time, dimensions or anything. Where the feck did that come from? Ultimately everything came from nothing but where did nothing come from to create the Big Bang?
Edit: There must have been something which had no creation date otherwise it's bonkers. Something had no start date otherwise how are we here?
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Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:33,
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Edit: There must have been something which had no creation date otherwise it's bonkers. Something had no start date otherwise how are we here?
You're thinking with your brain
instead of maths and science.
No good will come of it!
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Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:57,
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No good will come of it!
Whatever it was is lost to us now.
That primal event smashed most of what we use as a reference for time and space.
Working it out now is sort of like looking at the toilet bowl and trying to extrapolate
what you had for dinner the night before from the scant stains left on the sides.
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Tue 18 Mar 2014, 23:01,
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Working it out now is sort of like looking at the toilet bowl and trying to extrapolate
what you had for dinner the night before from the scant stains left on the sides.
That's easy if you had beetroot. It's either beetroot, or you've got ass cancer.
In other news, the media were about as inaccurate as ever with their reporting of this, but it is big news. "Very" would be overstating it, but certainly big. It may be a signature of inflation, it may be proof that alternatives to inflation that don't produce gravitational radiation (ekpyrosis, R^2, etc.) are wrong. Or it may be proof that we have an odd form of isocurvature. Or much stronger magnetic fields than we thought. *Probably* inflation, r=0.1 rather than the 0.2 they're reporting, and much softer running than their results suggest, once you dig through it to find what they didn't tell us.
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Tue 18 Mar 2014, 23:18,
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In other news, the media were about as inaccurate as ever with their reporting of this, but it is big news. "Very" would be overstating it, but certainly big. It may be a signature of inflation, it may be proof that alternatives to inflation that don't produce gravitational radiation (ekpyrosis, R^2, etc.) are wrong. Or it may be proof that we have an odd form of isocurvature. Or much stronger magnetic fields than we thought. *Probably* inflation, r=0.1 rather than the 0.2 they're reporting, and much softer running than their results suggest, once you dig through it to find what they didn't tell us.
The 0.2 was the estimate in the original paper that I knew of, via a small book, I read years ago.
As to the exact amount, I agree with you that it might have other sources for the observed phenomena. And there was too little in this new observation to nail it down. However, almost all the other models had stated there would be none, yet there it is, be it ass-cancer or beetroots.
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Tue 18 Mar 2014, 23:52,
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Ass cancer beats all.
Also, r=0.2 is way too high and is in strong tension with other datasets, Planck in particular. It can only be reconciled by adding a couple of extra parameters to the model which, obviously, loosens error bars all around until *everyone*'s toilet is covered in stains and I defy the man who can tell beetroot from ass-cancer from explosive diarrhoea.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 0:37,
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Also, r=0.2 is way too high and is in strong tension with other datasets, Planck in particular. It can only be reconciled by adding a couple of extra parameters to the model which, obviously, loosens error bars all around until *everyone*'s toilet is covered in stains and I defy the man who can tell beetroot from ass-cancer from explosive diarrhoea.
Yeah, I had seen something like that in a couple of write ups.
Not a math wank or physics nerd, nor do I have teh ass-cancer. But, from what I understood everyone would be covered, so to speak. Plancks spread out uniformly everywhere and the dilation would eventually pull towards some kind of entropic halt at some point, leading to disassociation of the whole works. Energy and mass become impossible to express, as the distance (if that is the right word in this case) becomes too great for any kind of interactions (gravity, magnetism, etc). I hardly have the background to say more than that about what I had read up to, and I might be better at giving you a nice recipe for beetroots that won't cause extreme bowel expansion.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 0:58,
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one suspects you're extracting the michael from one
this would be a commendable step
in any event, i have to be at my regrettably non-cosmology related job in eight hours time so i should probably go and sleep. but recipes involving beetroots that involve neither bowel expansion or the appearance of massive haemorrhaging would be greatly appreciated.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 1:13,
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in any event, i have to be at my regrettably non-cosmology related job in eight hours time so i should probably go and sleep. but recipes involving beetroots that involve neither bowel expansion or the appearance of massive haemorrhaging would be greatly appreciated.
Ok, snooze well and spazz this for later...
Baking soda, soak the diced roots for 30min before boiling with a teaspoon per two cups of roots in cold water to cover, rinse and boil in fresh water until tender. Color changes a bit, but it will cut the gas production. Some add it to the boiling water, but you can taste it that way, yech!
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 1:23,
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Don't think a share button would go down too well in these parts !
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Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:58,
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Although there should be a "Crop off tag and stick on Reddit" function too.
then repost on /links
multiple times, with a comment like "glasscock can fuck off"
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Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:45,
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So sad
In captivity Godzillas need a year to wreak the havoc they would normally wreak in a day in the wild.
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Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:19,
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or the father
bit sexist there, monkeon
fathers can get really furious too
:D
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Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:31,
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fathers can get really furious too
:D
Furious fathers just dress up in superhero costumes and climb stuff.
Nothing to worry about, really.
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Tue 18 Mar 2014, 23:42,
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His back spines have gone limp.
This only happens to godzillas in captivity.
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Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:02,
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wooful
..And lovely.
Looking forward to the documentary on netflix about how they ate their trainers.
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Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:20,
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Looking forward to the documentary on netflix about how they ate their trainers.
Yes it was a fox
You obviously spend lots of time looking at mouths of animals. Are you perhaps a veterinary dentist?
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Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:53,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Tue 18 Mar 2014, 19:56,
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I saw this very gentleman on the weekend
He was as big as the points monitor column thingy, I think it's his home.
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Tue 18 Mar 2014, 18:59,
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I've said it before and I'll say it again
I fucking LOVE Pointless
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Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:30,
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It's a near perfect show
I doubt I'm alone in taping it every day to watch with my tea :D
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