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[challenge entry] Ramming speed!


He came from The Deep and started some trouble.
He invaded Britain, but they chased him off.
He hid and licked his wounds and now he's back!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:13, archived)
# someone call godzilla, quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Duckzilla vs Godzilla!




They were both terribly misunderstood creatures.

Thanks for all the kind comments throughout this little saga!
I voted for Rubber Ducks. But luckily, he came from The Deep.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:26, archived)
# i love this and, by extension, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:29, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha save the best for last
Well done, it's been fun!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:46, archived)
# cheers :-)
and it's finally, finally taught me how to reduce animated gif filesize: Lossy setting.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:48, archived)
# Epic!!!
WYH & a rubber biscuit duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Utterly fabulous!!
WOO :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:50, archived)
# :''''(
NEVAR 5GET
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:06, archived)
# also,
POPULAR PAGE DOMINATION
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:36, archived)
# indeed!
I've painted b3ta yellow
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:11, archived)
# Woo, Yay and indeed Hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:23, archived)
# High praise!
Thankee!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:29, archived)
# you know what? i think this deserves a panowie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:42, archived)
# first time I've had the full set!
it's all downhill from now on :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:15, archived)
# Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:58, archived)
# All his empire, come to dust at the hands of Godzilla!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:53, archived)
# should'a stayed out of Japan
tragic error
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 22:17, archived)
# top work fella
sad to see the wee chap go...

(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:53, archived)
# Godzirra!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 2:09, archived)
# These were brilliant!
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 4:49, archived)
# ta!
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:45, archived)
# a marvel
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 20 Mar 2014, 6:36, archived)
# Or Rihanna with a big fuck-off machine-gun
On second thoughts, as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:04, archived)
# Here's what he looks like from the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 3:25, archived)
# the mouth is a bit Hannibal Lector
did they let you out, or are you posting from within?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:44, archived)
# Last episode tonight, who will win???


Click for bigger (226 kb)
(Loafin Andy, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:58, archived)
# they all died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:04, archived)
#
not another box of fucking used trainers...
(Loafin Andy, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:05, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:02, archived)
# Haven't we been here before?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:57, archived)
# Ooo do I sense a White Space Party in the offing?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:59, archived)
# what if that plane doesn't WANT to be found...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:19, archived)
# You ain't seen me right
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:28, archived)
# In Lego Star Wars, this is actually an unlock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:36, archived)
# In Russian Star Wars Lego, unlock is actually this.
or something witty in reply...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:46, archived)
# My favourite one of these

"In Russia, the government controls the corporations"
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:31, archived)
# Also in LEGO Lord of the Rings.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:53, archived)
# Do all the characters get them?
In the Star Wars version I seem to recall the Tauntauns and Dewbacks had them on when you unlocked it. I think spaceships might get them, and I'm pretty sure there's something similar in Lego Indiana Jones.

I wonder if they'll have them in Lego Schindler's List as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:00, archived)
# Any active characters in the party.
No doubt in the Indiana one, as it is the same game engine, and perhaps in the Harry Potter set too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:38, archived)
# they've found the wings
but mr. and mrs. wing don't know where the plane is, either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:11, archived)
# ba-dum and indeed
tish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:13, archived)
# They also found the black box
but there was no ride on time.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:24, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:25, archived)
# :o)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv4MzaGk2VI&feature=player_detailpage#t=148
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:30, archived)
# ahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:47, archived)
# The whole Trump section on that is a masterpiece.
Particularly the lingering shots of Trump himself sitting in the crowd. Motionless. Incandescent with fury.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:48, archived)
# and obama not even attempting to not laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:03, archived)
# You're familiar with Obama's speech from just before that at the same dinner?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TwRmX6zs4
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:08, archived)
# where are biggie and tupac!
fucking epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:21, archived)
# haha absolutely splendid
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:00, archived)
# Oh dear
that's just so Wong
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:53, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:02, archived)
# It wasn't even the light airclaft.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:32, archived)
# Nice saving throw, Gideon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:40, archived)
#
:-) Reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX0r6DsvXAU
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:42, archived)
# Wot a Muppet he is
Yes I want to pay more tax as it makes me feel successful. FFS!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:58, archived)
# That seems all to accurate
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:35, archived)
# razzle dazzle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:07, archived)
# RA L?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:14, archived)
# I like that muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:23, archived)
# Thankee.
Normally reserved for hs Autumn Budget Statements, but I'm just feeling WILD today!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha
this is a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Brilliant !
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha, the Hobbit?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:08, archived)
# I'm not a violent man and my legs are a bit borked but I would so love to kick his fucking cunting teefs in
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Fucking...
Booooo!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:28, archived)
# still, at least he cut Bingo Tax
... erm.. wait a minute?
we have a fucking Bingo Tax ?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:03, archived)
# I used to love this book.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha, the tale of a tiny man
whose television programme seems to have been going forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:38, archived)
# I hate him
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:59, archived)
#
I love it when he spins straw into unrequested Boogie Woogie.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:41, archived)
# Unrequested Boogie Woogie sounds like an error message!


*unrequested Boogie Woogie in line 5: ERROR honkytonk
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:05, archived)
# Unexpected Trumbone Player
Please insert saxophone and try again
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:11, archived)
# Illegal Trumbone subroutine. Please update your brass instrument spelling library.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:13, archived)
# Sometimes things just happen
This is one of those times

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:47, archived)
# Sue Perkins?
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:01, archived)
# Nah
Some random internet chick

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:05, archived)
# So, NOT Mike Myers in "The Cat In The Hat"?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I thought this also.

Merkins hate that film with a passion, but I like it. It still amazes me anyone thought Mike Myers would do anything other than not be faithful to the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:35, archived)
# Moving the eyes a little closer to the ears can sometimes earn a FP
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:25, archived)
# Awww lully :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Deadliest of all the crabs…the Predator Crab
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:59, archived)
# gah!
I wouldn't want that scuttling round the bath with me
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:05, archived)
# Very woosome Mr Ninj
As terrifying as it is I'd like to present a rival -

www.visitsealife.com/SiteImages/Assets/6/1/BigDaddyandChrisBrown.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:05, archived)
# Ooh ta!
ANDโ€ฆSweet Jeeeezus!! Monsta! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:08, archived)
# They had to stop filming because the crab devoured the human shortly after
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:09, archived)
# o_O heck yeah!
and, if I may say so, the crab looks rather terrifying too!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] fixed that for you
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:17, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:32, archived)
# Bloody Hell
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:23, archived)
# Nice!
Is he wearing a shirt and tie?
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:12, archived)
# Hahhahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:14, archived)
# Fabbo!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:23, archived)
# Cheers spazz
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] wahey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:21, archived)
# Jings!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:59, archived)
# Nice drippage
and funky eyes mate
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Cheers mate!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:21, archived)
# Best Prodigy album EVA!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Hidden and recuperating in the Amazon, he plots revenge...


He came from The Deep and started some trouble.
He invaded Britain, but they chased him off.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:56, archived)
# Smashing stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] He heads south past treacherous icebergs...
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Killer Whales flee from his path!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:19, archived)
# Thanks for my daily duck update!
Fecker certainly gets about :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:22, archived)
# Haha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:02, archived)
# Big ducky...
was too innocent for this world.
(WiggZ, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a repost - "Shtarks"
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:07, archived)
# Proper Star fish
I like these guys
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:28, archived)
# fears!
looks like they'd eat you up and immediately shit your bits out the back
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:48, archived)
# Yes,
they have a very quick digestive system.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:54, archived)
# AWWW blooderflies ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:04, archived)
# And on the other side of the new pound coin...
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:52, archived)
# Kemp on coins
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:09, archived)
# haha
I seen the episode of "Extras" he was in the other night, great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:27, archived)
# Super Army Soldiers
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:45, archived)
# hahahahaha quality
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:17, archived)
# You're famous!
www.buzzfeed.com/richardhjames/this-is-the-new-1-coin
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 2:49, archived)
# DADDYS HOME!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 2:57, archived)
# Daddy FuckBux
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 3:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 3:14, archived)
# good morning
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 19 Mar 2014, 6:41, archived)
# hola
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:50, archived)
# and how does it sm
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 19 Mar 2014, 6:41, archived)
# Looks like Stacey Solomon
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:47, archived)
# Woah
She'd do well in the porn industry?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:30, archived)
# direct from the black box
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 2:10, archived)
# that explains that then
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 2:14, archived)
# JPEGCompressionZilla
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 2:23, archived)
# GIFzilla
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 2:25, archived)
# they say he's got to go
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 2:47, archived)
# LSD : Just say no
Especially if you're already a bit wonky in the noggin.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 2:25, archived)
# hahaha, trippy
Used to love watching those old Japanese Godzilla movies
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:32, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:20, archived)
# Evenin' all


Click for bigger (156 kb)
(xenon, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 1:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 1:27, archived)
# directing them to diego garcia, i bet
little bastards
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 1:38, archived)
# Otters!


I like otters.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 1:44, archived)
# Otters!
Yes Otters
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:26, archived)
# evening
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 2:12, archived)
# day one buy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:44, archived)
#
(Justin Myass, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 0:48, archived)
# superb
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 0:52, archived)
# Babsy Jebus cries 'You just wait till Dad finds out!'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 0:58, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 1:12, archived)
# brilliant
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 1:23, archived)
# Pffft!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 1:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 1:38, archived)
# DOES NOT WANT
hahaha perfect 'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 2:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:12, archived)
# office lol
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:39, archived)
# Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:37, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Well! That's the last supper I make for you, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 18:09, archived)
# Brilliant !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 20:05, archived)
# Science!
(click to engorge)



De-ris: blog.chron.com/sciguy/2014/03/validating-albert-einstein-physicists-make-major-discovery-about-the-early-universe/
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:14, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:25, archived)
# I have a friend
With an 'uncanny valley tash'
and he's not even french
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:31, archived)
# Since when have you been reading my mind?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:34, archived)
# 2007-03-25
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 23:58, archived)
# Hahahaha poser porn
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 23:51, archived)
# My Penis needs sand paper these days to create a Big Bang
Anyway. So the universe came from nothing where there was no time, dimensions or anything. Where the feck did that come from? Ultimately everything came from nothing but where did nothing come from to create the Big Bang?

Edit: There must have been something which had no creation date otherwise it's bonkers. Something had no start date otherwise how are we here?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:33, archived)
# d00d ur freaking me out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:55, archived)
# Sleep on it
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 23:02, archived)
# she looks full
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 23:04, archived)
# i really like her t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 23:27, archived)
# Sick filth :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:38, archived)
# You're thinking with your brain
instead of maths and science.
No good will come of it!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:57, archived)
# Whatever it was is lost to us now.
That primal event smashed most of what we use as a reference for time and space.
Working it out now is sort of like looking at the toilet bowl and trying to extrapolate
what you had for dinner the night before from the scant stains left on the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 23:01, archived)
#
That's easy if you had beetroot. It's either beetroot, or you've got ass cancer.

In other news, the media were about as inaccurate as ever with their reporting of this, but it is big news. "Very" would be overstating it, but certainly big. It may be a signature of inflation, it may be proof that alternatives to inflation that don't produce gravitational radiation (ekpyrosis, R^2, etc.) are wrong. Or it may be proof that we have an odd form of isocurvature. Or much stronger magnetic fields than we thought. *Probably* inflation, r=0.1 rather than the 0.2 they're reporting, and much softer running than their results suggest, once you dig through it to find what they didn't tell us.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 23:18, archived)
# The 0.2 was the estimate in the original paper that I knew of, via a small book, I read years ago.
As to the exact amount, I agree with you that it might have other sources for the observed phenomena. And there was too little in this new observation to nail it down. However, almost all the other models had stated there would be none, yet there it is, be it ass-cancer or beetroots.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 23:52, archived)
#
Ass cancer beats all.

Also, r=0.2 is way too high and is in strong tension with other datasets, Planck in particular. It can only be reconciled by adding a couple of extra parameters to the model which, obviously, loosens error bars all around until *everyone*'s toilet is covered in stains and I defy the man who can tell beetroot from ass-cancer from explosive diarrhoea.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 0:37, archived)
# Yeah, I had seen something like that in a couple of write ups.
Not a math wank or physics nerd, nor do I have teh ass-cancer. But, from what I understood everyone would be covered, so to speak. Plancks spread out uniformly everywhere and the dilation would eventually pull towards some kind of entropic halt at some point, leading to disassociation of the whole works. Energy and mass become impossible to express, as the distance (if that is the right word in this case) becomes too great for any kind of interactions (gravity, magnetism, etc). I hardly have the background to say more than that about what I had read up to, and I might be better at giving you a nice recipe for beetroots that won't cause extreme bowel expansion.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 0:58, archived)
# one suspects you're extracting the michael from one
this would be a commendable step

in any event, i have to be at my regrettably non-cosmology related job in eight hours time so i should probably go and sleep. but recipes involving beetroots that involve neither bowel expansion or the appearance of massive haemorrhaging would be greatly appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 1:13, archived)
# Ok, snooze well and spazz this for later...
Baking soda, soak the diced roots for 30min before boiling with a teaspoon per two cups of roots in cold water to cover, rinse and boil in fresh water until tender. Color changes a bit, but it will cut the gas production. Some add it to the boiling water, but you can taste it that way, yech!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 1:23, archived)
# Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 9:25, archived)
# Oh good evening all - Have I logged in to Facebook ?
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:33, archived)
# heh-heh!
but i see 2 horses
where's the share button? :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:37, archived)
# Don't think a share button would go down too well in these parts !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:58, archived)
#


Although there should be a "Crop off tag and stick on Reddit" function too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:38, archived)
# then repost on /links
multiple times, with a comment like "glasscock can fuck off"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:45, archived)
# Annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:37, archived)
# oh I love this
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:48, archived)
# cuntfrog!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:26, archived)
# More sharing nonsense from arsebook...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:49, archived)
# bottom right looks like a thumb
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:55, archived)
# hmmm well i dunno maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 23:04, archived)
# are those your 4 decisions?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 0:57, archived)
# yes probably alright why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 1:27, archived)
# snog, marry, avoid, and ,,, ?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 8:51, archived)
# …kill it with fire.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:19, archived)
# I'm sure the Godzillas are perfectly happy and safe

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 20:50, archived)
# I'd visit that!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 18 Mar 2014, 20:53, archived)
# This can only end badly
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:03, archived)
# So sad
In captivity Godzillas need a year to wreak the havoc they would normally wreak in a day in the wild.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:19, archived)
# so are they small?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:26, archived)
# Far away.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:34, archived)
# *opens curtains*
tell me again
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:30, archived)
# Here let me demostrate
(gijoel, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 9:39, archived)
# It's only a calf.
The mother will be furious.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:39, archived)
# or the father
bit sexist there, monkeon
fathers can get really furious too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:31, archived)
# Furious fathers just dress up in superhero costumes and climb stuff.
Nothing to worry about, really.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 23:42, archived)
# That's no Minilla, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 0:08, archived)
# That water is cold!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:49, archived)
# significant shrinkage
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 23:51, archived)
# first frame looks like chodezilla
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:21, archived)
# oh fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Haha!
I want to go to the Mothra butterfly farm!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 0:11, archived)
# warning: people in the first 12 rows will get irradiated!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 1:17, archived)
# His back spines have gone limp.
This only happens to godzillas in captivity.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:02, archived)
# wooful
..And lovely.


Looking forward to the documentary on netflix about how they ate their trainers.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 22:20, archived)
# Godzillae?
(Billybobgeorgebob, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 2:45, archived)
# Just messing about...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 19:14, archived)
# foxy lady
(is it a fox's mouth? looks like one)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 19:37, archived)
# Yes it was a fox
You obviously spend lots of time looking at mouths of animals. Are you perhaps a veterinary dentist?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:53, archived)
# haha
nice wolfbeak
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 19:55, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 19:56, archived)
# How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 20:18, archived)
# She has the demon seed. Will soon be shapeshifting as well
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:01, archived)
# Can it be milked ore just good for cheese
(Dead Pixels See you then, if not before., Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:14, archived)
# Little to be milked there so I would turn to hammers
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 22:25, archived)
# needs moar sick
woO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:37, archived)
# soon find out :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 17:47, archived)
# and if he doesn't like that, he'll love this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 17:47, archived)
# I saw this very gentleman on the weekend
He was as big as the points monitor column thingy, I think it's his home.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 18:59, archived)
# I've said it before and I'll say it again
I fucking LOVE Pointless
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:30, archived)
# It's a near perfect show
I doubt I'm alone in taping it every day to watch with my tea :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:40, archived)
# It's what BBC4 would show,
if BBC4 was aimed at thick people.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 21:59, archived)

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