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# There is no spoons


Note in office kitchen. I couldn't help myself.

I'm simple that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:13, archived)
# clearly your office needs to employ some kind of Spoonherd
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:15, archived)
# Or a weapons-grade magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:18, archived)
# oooh, that would be good. Sound an alarm and switch it on
Youtube gold
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:20, archived)
# Humans eviscerated by flying metal, always good for a few thousand views
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:21, archived)
# I'll just wait for the compilation video of this weeks Spoon Magnet Fails
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:26, archived)
# HEY! Has anyone got a spare spoo *THONK*
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:26, archived)
# how ironic - a fork to the forehead
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:28, archived)
# yeah bitch! magnets! OOHHHH!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:29, archived)
# Ambiguity is strong in this one...
Maybe... Maybe the spoons had already returned to their place of manufacture. You need to word things carefully with spoons.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:19, archived)
# or maybe the spoons are faulty and have to go back to the place of manufacture to avoid death of all staff using them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:20, archived)
# High on a hill stood a lonely spoonherd
Ladle-oh-do ladle-oh-do ladle-hoo
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:26, archived)
# Then Jeeebus told them this parable: “Suppose one of you has a hundred spoons and loses one of them."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 3:04, archived)
# Maybe they all desserted?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:28, archived)
# Oof.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:30, archived)
# Maybe they went stir crazy?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:55, archived)
# Does Alanis Morissette work there?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:29, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11074293
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:30, archived)
# ironically no
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:31, archived)
# earnestly doing the best she can, though
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:43, archived)
# Shortest game of spoon tennis ever.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:34, archived)
# You made me do a sad face
There was a B3tan called Thereisnospoons. He didn't make it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:34, archived)
# Noooo!
I remember Thereisnospoons. What when how?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Forking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:46, archived)
# He took his own life
way back in about 2009 I think. Very sad, he was struggling with addiction. We were gazzing, but I guess he just ran out of strength.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:50, archived)
# Blimey. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:53, archived)
# We've lost some of the best on here
Spoons, Valin, Nina... It's quite a long list.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:05, archived)
# I've been away to long.
*doffs hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:36, archived)
# Oh no. I remember them.
Now I'm sad.

I wish searched worked so I could see what they did here.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:40, archived)
# He didn't change the world
or try to. But he was a decent guy. I liked him. Given more time, I might have helped. But I'm pretty shit at stuff like that and just as we were talking he did it.

Edit: I don't blame myself but I have felt pretty bad ever since.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:12, archived)
# I can imagine how disturbing that must be.
I'm pulling out of years of being ill on and off. I was so healthy until something happened. I think I just drank and didn't eat right. I really wondered if I would give up. After sheer brute force and will I am finally coming back to life. I think health issues play a role in many of these situations. Life kind of sucks some of the time. But this place has always put a smile on my face, even in the worst moments.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 5:40, archived)
# calling mr spoon! button moon come in!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:35, archived)
# I blame these guys

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:38, archived)
# the old spoon guard
always stirring up trouble
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:30, archived)
# Speak the rhythm all alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:46, archived)
# Shoulda kept his eyes open
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:57, archived)
# Does he lift it up to find Richard Wilson hiding underneath?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:59, archived)
# ahh - the giant bowl of 'special k' episode
edit: this kinda works for both strips
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:49, archived)
# :D still great
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:20, archived)
# This is one of the bestest things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 8:46, archived)
# Am it RPW?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:57, archived)
# SPOONS!!!! Spoons are for wimps.
Real men stir their tea with their cocks knives.
(emptyspace, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 22:35, archived)
# An appalling idea
badly executed, must be b3ta tiem!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:46, archived)
# the ears suit him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:58, archived)
# They would suit most people
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:05, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:34, archived)
# Hmmm...
(emptyspace, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:43, archived)
# Nah these are the legs I'm looking for
(emptyspace, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:21, archived)
# seams so!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 21:41, archived)
# Have I got ewes for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] More Banksy fun...
(colinr, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:54, archived)
# it's the turdis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:24, archived)
# Crikey, I had no idea ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Poo_(radio_series)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
i was actually referring to the turdis created by ade edmondson in the bottom weapons grade y-fronts tour about 10 years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:47, archived)
# that is great!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:28, archived)
# Or
this.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:17, archived)
# if there's one thing that'll spoil a relaxing dump, it's sea monsters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:33, archived)
# Or
this.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:13, archived)
# Ha ha :D
(colinr, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:18, archived)
# Bindun?
(mikehall314, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:40, archived)
# Haha!
I think that's going to be a cannot unsee
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Just like the OGC and Resident Evil 6 logos
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 16:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:47, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:48, archived)
# the bastard!
stealing frog's legs to make wigs is terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:52, archived)
# I'll need to do an update
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:53, archived)
# What is that logo?
Is that for some kind of Handball or Volleyball tournament?

Or head massage by frogs?

Clearly nothing to do with Brazil 2014 football as there is a big yellow HAND on the ball and that is not how football is played.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:22, archived)
# It's a deformed foot
don't be so insensitive
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:42, archived)
# Just for a change
Dog themed pic
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:36, archived)
# best Dog themed pic just for a change ever
a change does you good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:52, archived)
# Not too sure about that.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:30, archived)
# Flirty carbs
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:12, archived)
# you are a nonsense :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:15, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:17, archived)
# ban these filthy innuendos and double entendres
no wonder this country etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:18, archived)
# Oooh la la
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:30, archived)
# Lewd!
Now I'm hungry...
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
the cheeky sluts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:38, archived)
# this is very silly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 17:01, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:48, archived)
# Pahahaahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 23:33, archived)
# Made my morning
(LokiMD, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] spin the wheel of justice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:06, archived)
# What do we want? Justice!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:25, archived)
# See how fast the bastard turns
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:35, archived)
# i'm banned by law from nutmegging anyone's man*




*may contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Never rub another man's rhubarb.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:00, archived)
# the first rule of allotment
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:09, archived)
# pity
i make a great crumble
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:14, archived)
# You have made the great crumble, you mean
Many a government toppled and the powerful humbled at your feet...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:31, archived)
# well yes, that too, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:33, archived)
# What are the charges? Trumped up!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:17, archived)
# i'm not getting ropered into it.
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:50, archived)
# I'm well up for it
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:02, archived)
# nothing says England like a Syrian soldier of greek descent fighting an imaginary creature
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:26, archived)
# Tsk, Palestinian soldier of Turkish decent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:36, archived)
# pah, he's only Turkish on his mothers side ;)
possibly Israeli born depending what you read

Israel, Palestine, what's the difference o_o
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:54, archived)
# Yes, a lot of info on where he came from amounts to "over there somewhere"
Wikipedia says his mum was Greek but from Palestine and his father was Greek and from Turkey. Nice and clear there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:02, archived)
# tsk
..these so-called historians
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:54, archived)
# I can recommend the sequel to the original story
"Paint your Dragon" by Tom Holt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:19, archived)
# I'm not a shexy beastht


Quick and dirty... Like your mum.

Edit: Oh blimey, FP'd!
Not only is it great to be back, but this is the icing on the cake.
I think it's icing... Nom nom....
Nooope... DONKEY!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha, now you mention it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:52, archived)
# Boop boop de droop
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:56, archived)
# You show some respect to your dear old ma'
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:09, archived)
# Nope.
Never gonna ever happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 19:04, archived)
# arf! ...uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:10, archived)
# Ginger one, would hard.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Her hair has always disturbed me
It looks like a giant centipede
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:16, archived)
# Not to mention that bloke looks like a fucking elephant.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:18, archived)
# *coffee snort*
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:04, archived)
# HAHA
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:17, archived)
# well observed
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:35, archived)
# Nicely!
Always struck me that Betty Boop looks like the kind of pre-pubescent sexualised imagery that is common in Manga and if was posted by Moggy would get her hounded off the board!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:24, archived)
# he still around? had him off ignore since xmas
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 24 Apr 2014, 14:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:04, archived)
# Banana!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:07, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha yes!
Great to see you back mate. Been on holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:16, archived)
# Cheers Q!
Yep, down to see the in-laws in Suffolk. You ok mate? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:29, archived)
# Keeping busy and happy. Was drinking with the father-in-law last night myself
Doing some work for UKTV Gold today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:59, archived)
# Oooh nice one!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:11, archived)
# Away put your weapon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:43, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:45, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, SentimentalScouser.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:55, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:01, archived)
# Dear lord it's so long since I last saw that film
in my beer and pickle addled brain, I spent 30 seconds trying to recollect if Princess Leia DID get her chebs out during the movie...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:59, archived)
# George Lucas probably has plans for 'The Version With All The Tits In It' to hit Blu-Ray at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:08, archived)
# Yes, yes she did
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:33, archived)
# Superb Cap'n!
*Click* :) shuriken!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:08, archived)
# Morning, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:11, archived)
# >.<
That must really have made his eyes water.

Also WOO
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha, marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:18, archived)
# Does a lol
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:19, archived)
# :-) Carrie Fisher was my first ever crush.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:27, archived)
# How about now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:53, archived)
# Fuck yes!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Well, the visitors to Jabba's Palace have to have somewhere to hang their coats and hats
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:33, archived)
# They want to be careful transporting him,
that thing could get snapped off on a doorframe or sweep all the ornaments off a mantelpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:50, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:00, archived)
# Mantelpieces are another 'Death Star toilets'.
There was probably one, somewhere. Chances are they had no crackling log fires but there might be a shelf over a heating vent somewhere, complete with a high-tech carriage clock or some c3 pot pourri.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:21, archived)
# You get 74.3 internet points
for "c3 pot pourri". This should be a thing that exists.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:30, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:21, archived)
#
fdzeta.net/imgcache/528919dz.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:52, archived)
# Carbonite cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:18, archived)
# WANT!!!
*throws money at screen*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha ace!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:07, archived)
# haha a hard life
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 23 Apr 2014, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 18:52, archived)
# Humble thanks for the FP.
x.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 3:32, archived)
# haha
Is that some sort of giant chess game?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:12, archived)
# Chinese Chequers
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:59, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:49, archived)
# *VISITS ESTABLISHMENT FROM 'EMBASSY' TO COMPRAINT*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:56, archived)
# Me no likey this post.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 14:17, archived)
# Scotty, you can be a sick bastard sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 1:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 1:15, archived)
# hell
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 1:19, archived)
# This is really fucking with my head
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:44, archived)
# I like this!!! And his bike seems to change colors!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 2:15, archived)
# it's a glitch in the matrix
...actually a lazy & botched attempt at an orbojunglistesque mash
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 2:23, archived)
# ...also, thanks!
and there were actually 2 bikes in the original
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 2:31, archived)
# Blue bike, skateboard, yellow bike!
My eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:14, archived)
# Billy's Magic BMX
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:50, archived)
# This confused me greatly until I imported it into animation shop.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:28, archived)
# What Animation Shop?
Please spill.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Animation Shop V 3.1 -- the companion program to Paint Shop Pro (versions 7 and 8)
not a lot of features but allows you to crop, copy frames to PSP, set the (all important) framerates
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:15, archived)
# AND FILTERS!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:25, archived)
# ahh yes, filters....
...say that reminds me, has Mofaha been around?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 0:32, archived)
# I actually meant imageready, adobe give cs2 away free.
I always used to use jasc animation shop but haven't bothered instaling it on new pc. you can download that for free as well.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:17, archived)
# Put that thing back where it came from...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 23 Apr 2014, 0:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 7:19, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:10, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:50, archived)
# …or so help me!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:31, archived)
# Scrotey Bacon


I bet the animator knew this all along. His secret pleasure was drawing cocks for children.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:01, archived)
# What about this one, then?
(completely unaltered)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:15, archived)
# I thought they were boobs for a sec.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:33, archived)
# ^very stubby cock^
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:21, archived)
# Meaning of Liff
Humby
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:24, archived)
# the dad isn't obeying the 3 pubes per ball rule
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:35, archived)
# Such a dick
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 22:52, archived)
# i just wanna know how to draw flies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:22, archived)
# Sit here like wet ashes with X's in your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:48, archived)
# Great name for an emo band.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:36, archived)
# Ask them to stand up...
... grasp tab firmly, and pull down.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 0:15, archived)
# Peppa Dick
My youngest is actually watching this shit as I type
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 10:17, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:29, archived)
# Crikey
I shall never view Peppa Pig in quite the same way again.
(Nacho, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:35, archived)
# Fucking hell
I've just noticed how long I've been a member of B3TA. 12 and a half years. I'm stunned it's been that long
(Nacho, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:37, archived)
# I feel quite junior now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] not exactly perfect, but it was the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:05, archived)
# You done those bricks really nicely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:16, archived)
# if there's one thing i know, it's space invaders! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:17, archived)
# Bip, Bip, Bip, Bip; Bip, Bip, Bip Bip
Bip Bip Bip Bip, Bip Bip Bip Bip
BipBipBipBipBipBipBipBIp
Bibibibibibibibib
Crash.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:05, archived)
# drop down! reverse! increase speed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:10, archived)
#
girl actions
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:08, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:10, archived)
# YAY! Have an ascii :)

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                 SF            ad8                             
                 HU           d8"                              
                 IC                         8                  
                 TK,dICKba,        aad8"    WANK   ,adCUNTba,  
                 CTP'    "8a       ""Y8,    88     ""     `Y8  
                 UA       d8          "8b   88     ,adPFUCK88  
                 NRb,   ,a8"  Y8,     a88   88,    88,    ,88  
                 TD"Ybbd8"'    "SHYTE!'     "PISS  `"8bbdP"Y8

            Contains hidden swearing
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:39, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:41, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:53, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 20:10, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:29, archived)
# something my mind's voice said last night while i was watching 'Bad Lieutenant'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:04, archived)
# Meep!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 0:36, archived)
#
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:42, archived)
# bonnie and clyde compel you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:27, archived)
#
www.wired.com/2014/04/how-to-make-cadbury-eggs/#slide-id-631765
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 15:16, archived)
# If an American pirates "La Dolce Vita" and gets caught
would they be charged with a Fellini offence?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 15:23, archived)
# get out and walk!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 15:57, archived)
# creme eggs are utterly vom-inducing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 15:44, archived)
# Lettuce spray
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 15:46, archived)
# Its Enrico Palazzo!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:43, archived)
# Yeah yeah, text on a shampoo bottle, that old cliche.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:58, archived)
# well Hello Dolly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:04, archived)
# haha crazy foo'!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:04, archived)
# snee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:14, archived)
# Haha!
Now I've got that tune going round my head for the rest of the day, just like it does whenever my other half breaks out the Brolene: www.brolene.co.uk/
(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:16, archived)
# Oh bloody hell. I read this five minutes ago, and now it's a total earworm!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:53, archived)
# MWUHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:40, archived)
# TOASB?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:19, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:23, archived)
# you summoned me?
~.~;;<3<3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:39, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:44, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:56, archived)
# Haha FP Now!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:01, archived)
# Crosses fingers :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:08, archived)
# Guaranteed 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:17, archived)
# In other news today
Artist lays eggs with her vagina
Edit Haha woo to pic
why has it not been FP'd yet??
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:18, archived)
# I often shove a douche full of paint up my ass and crap it on the pavement!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:26, archived)
# Yeah, but you do it for fun
Artists do it for art's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:37, archived)
# The habanero suace is for fun, the paint is the just the antidote
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:42, archived)
# I think it must be that pedro made the orignal too wide just to spite me :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:35, archived)
# That cat
looks strangely like Johnny Depp to me
(Nacho, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] original early banksy
(patella, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Haha win :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:28, archived)
# ha ha! This whole thread makes me LOL in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:17, archived)
# 
yah
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       srsly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 2:55, archived)
# Lick Out Lining?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Oh dear
In other Dolly Parton news I watched 9 to 5 last night.
DP is good in it but Lily Tomlin is the shizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:08, archived)
# There was DP in "9 to 5"?
Was it the uncensored version?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:11, archived)
# Deleted scenes - worth a click
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Ha ha, fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:46, archived)
# Spang !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 23:25, archived)
#

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27105374
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:43, archived)
# Joggers, some fun-runners.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:48, archived)
# Stollen from gingercumfacegifs.com, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:58, archived)
# They do online cake retail now?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:10, archived)
# Silly Tribs
It's our feline overlords obvsly
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:27, archived)
# Haha win :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:29, archived)
# gets my vote :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:39, archived)
# Football lols
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:59, archived)
# Needs more bulge
and I don't mean in his pance. :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:07, archived)
# Can't wait for Liverpool to win the league.
It will give me something to talk about when I'm sixty. And all the previous years before hand.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:12, archived)
# The thing about Liverpool is
they always try to walk it in.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:40, archived)
# what was wenger doing bringing walcot on that early?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:54, archived)
# We were never going to win back the ashes with him in charge
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:44, archived)
# Yeah. With all that money they had
I don't understand why they didn't just buy longer cues for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:20, archived)

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