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# Liek and share if u <3 TOAP.


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1 click = 1 prayer.

Sorry - had to vent a bit of spleen...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:26, archived)
# *clicks*
*shares*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:27, archived)
# 4eva in are hartz.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:33, archived)
# that jerk on the highway who was riding your arse...
was actually a paramedic who was late for work.
your passive-aggressiveness just caused him to miss
a very important dispatch -- 20 babies are dead now.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:35, archived)
# make that 21
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:37, archived)
# This is terrible result.
Let's make it at least 40 next time!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Won't somebody think of the kids?!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:13, archived)
# I would, but I don't want the Yewtree officers to arrest me.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 1:34, archived)
# SPICE MUST FLOW
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:41, archived)
# Anyone who hasn't visited Britain Furst on facebook, I recommend giving it a look.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:17, archived)
# That's quite impressive.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:30, archived)
# love the professor quirrell one
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:43, archived)
# That is great!
"This lady uses 50% of her crutches but claims 100% of her benefits
Share if you think we should bring back the death penalty"
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:52, archived)
# Treading a fine line that.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:31, archived)
# My mom painted that picture.
She is a hardcore 1%
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:47, archived)
#

(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 14:33, archived)
# Nice work
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 14:42, archived)
# nice!
shit character though, all that build-up for a 5 minute fight sequence
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:23, archived)
# I remember ploughing through that dreadful film, and thinking the only good thing about it is that there's a decent baddie in it...
I suppose canonically he had to go but still...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:50, archived)
# they made him seem so sinister
but he was easier to kill than Greedo!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:55, archived)
# At last the time has come to reveal ourselves to the Jedi...
At last the time has come for reveng...Oh bollocks I'm dead.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:46, archived)
# had to go
but maybe could have got rid of him in the 2nd or 3rd film
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 2:07, archived)
# Hehehe
Ironically, I couldn't help but plant my tongue firmly in cheek and post that straight to Facebook. Everyone should do the same!!11!!!one!
Attributing the source, of course of course.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 0:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very good Baz :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 9:27, archived)
# Good grief they've only gone and bloody frontpaged it.
Yay!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:12, archived)
# True
I hate the internet. I left Facebook and now this crap is swamping LinkedIn.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:45, archived)
# Come on now
internet
facebook
linkedin
song


(, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:28, archived)
# Good lord - an internet coincidence
I chucked this together this morning and then came on here and saw this, b3tan to it!

(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 17:14, archived)
# She's aged 30 years since that was taken.
I wonder if she's dead.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:34, archived)
# 30 years eh
Well either way, I guess she's no longer quite as hot.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:38, archived)
# Don't think so.
I recall reading an article somewhere a couple of years ago after the photographer had tracked her down and taken another picture. Course, she could easily have died since then though.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 21:20, archived)
# Let me Google that for you...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 22:29, archived)
# I have
stolen and posted this brilliant!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 21:51, archived)
# Just had to get this out of my head



The original "Duck family crosses road" shot is genuine. I guess that counts as news, in Canada.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:53, archived)
# hmmm, you sure that's Canada?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:01, archived)
# Bloody illiterate journalists
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:08, archived)
# boing!
huzzah
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:23, archived)
# the pause that refreshes

Coca
Cola
Coma
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:23, archived)
# EXTREME DUCKING
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] 1917: Frances Griffiths poses with some moss.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:09, archived)
# Fake moss, though.
So in some ways that is a more impressive hoax.

Woo!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:12, archived)
# Conan Doyle thought the moss was real so nuh.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:14, archived)
# And Moss Tale is a brilliant film so double nuh with jangly bollox.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 14:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:21, archived)
# My god this is conclusive proof!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:36, archived)
# I recognise that hairline and those eyes ...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Just before the compo closes
Made this the last time Facebook announced they had a trillion active users, or whatever it was.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 9:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:20, archived)
# Haha I love this one man monkey meme.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 18:11, archived)
# There are an eerie bunch of dead people's profiles too.
My ex-gf died in 2012, and her profile is still on. At some point, the living will have to dodge the dead people that will crowd the interwebs.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 2:26, archived)
# Too Soon!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 7:37, archived)
# arf !
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 7:41, archived)
# lulz
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:04, archived)
# Dont forget to play the game
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:07, archived)
# Gone
along with all the Maddie pics on b3tards :'(
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:55, archived)
# RIP Casey Kasem

(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 18:59, archived)
# Zoinks! :(
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:41, archived)
# It was the caretaker
in a rubber mask.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 21:12, archived)
# He would have got away with it if it wasn't for meddling with those kids
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 21:36, archived)
# Awww :(
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 21:23, archived)
# He apparently died of taking so many pictures with the same facial expression
https://www.google.com/search?q=Casey+Kasem&es_sm=93&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=zvKeU6TeJ-aosATx94CYCg&ved=0CK0BEIke&biw=1600&bih=732
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 14:37, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 17:37, archived)
# is that a painting or a breakdown?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 17:43, archived)
# It's an MRI scan of his lower intestine.
He's been shoving toy trains up his arse again.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 17:51, archived)
# Again?!?
I've never stopped!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 17:52, archived)
# that, and Barbie Doll heads
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 17:52, archived)
# One MUST have a hobby, I feel...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 17:55, archived)
# what, sindy not good enough for you?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 17:58, archived)
# her arms are up my nose
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 18:32, archived)
# should have given him an enema
it'd be an express train then
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 17:59, archived)
# This is the worst misplaced eyed cat I have ever seen :(
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 18:00, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 18:31, archived)
# oh pedro
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 18:37, archived)
# TURDS
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 18:39, archived)
# did
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:42, archived)
# This
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 21:23, archived)
# I'm very very proud of you Pedro
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 0:01, archived)
# I GOT HERE AS QUICKLY AS I COULD
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 4:10, archived)
# Mr Roooooof, good with strongs!
DON'T TAKE A SHIT UNLESS YOU HAVE TO!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:34, archived)
# hello
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 16:30, archived)
# I'm going to do this even though my penis is absolutely enormous
just to piss off the mental Cornish nationalists where I live
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 16:39, archived)
# i'm n expert, but i think they're right
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 16:41, archived)
# You can't argue with facts.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 16:50, archived)
# no, but i could apply for a research grant
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 17:09, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 16:51, archived)
# yay!
I'm almost average!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 17:29, archived)
# Well fuck my timing
In my defense, it's quite a BIG plus...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 0:31, archived)
# just the month of june?
might wanna add july to that too...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 9:04, archived)
# Some of the incredibly subtle green screen work done on Game of Thrones (spoilers)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 15:04, archived)
# i feel i should know what this is about
but i don't
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 15:18, archived)
# dragons
and tits
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 15:18, archived)
# There are dragons in it?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 15:22, archived)
# i've heard it involves dragons
but people have not really gone on about the tits
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 15:22, archived)
# Well, let's see ...
first the Earth cooled ... and then the dinosaurs came ... but they got too big and fat ... so they all died and they turned into oil ... and then Microsoft came ... and they forced everybody to use Windows and monopolised the home and office computer market ... and Bill Gates started wearing all of his wife's clothes ... I couldn't believe it.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 15:24, archived)
# i don't blame you
all that money and he still won't fork out for his own clothes? disgusting, that's what it is.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 15:31, archived)
# Then 5 minutes later.....

(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 18:10, archived)
# HA!
:D
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 22:44, archived)
# World Cup....new telly.....ice cream......does it get any better?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 13:13, archived)
# :D :D
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 13:43, archived)
# *blows vuvuzela*
YAY!!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 13:52, archived)
# oh yeah...................................................................honk
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 13:55, archived)
# YaY :D
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 14:03, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 14:57, archived)
# love this
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 23:50, archived)
# ha ha!!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 10:44, archived)
# To be fair the amount of wide shots from last nights match, this probably did happen.
(Never let Rooney take a corner)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 14:04, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 14:15, archived)
# ^This is great
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 14:31, archived)
#
;o)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:33, archived)
# Well deserved FP; this is excellent!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 23:20, archived)
# wow
levels of skill here I cannot comprehend
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 2:05, archived)
# I iz on ur mountain,
Nashoonalizin ur landmarks
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 10:48, archived)
# Nice one!
BTW, is it intentional that a shadow is dropped upon the flag in his right hand? Kind of makes me wonder which object is dropping the shadow ..
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:45, archived)
# The Hand of God?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:54, archived)
# Hermans sig
obvsly
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:57, archived)
# very large aeroplane
(, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 1:05, archived)
# take away the first one
and substitute it for wine
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 14:46, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 14:58, archived)
# pow!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ...another week without a witty title...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 4:13, archived)
#
i'm tempted to bid on the off chance that it's the description that is wrong
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 12:26, archived)
# JUNGLE SPIDER FEEDING TIME
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 3:44, archived)
# nicely
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 3:56, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 9:36, archived)
# haha :)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 10:46, archived)
# I guess shelob-ed the goalie?
(giggles like loon)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 10:58, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 11:31, archived)
# Haha:)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 14:03, archived)
# Aargh
*fears
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 14:59, archived)
# (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 15:42, archived)
# Happy birthday :D
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 21:25, archived)
# The Queen's Fuck Ft FlanFuck on Bugle
greatfuck

ta la
spotify:track:0eQwLLutkGb8G9BvutEOrb (Narayan by The Prodigy)
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 21:50, archived)
# Have some music, love.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 22:15, archived)
# obv getting ready to pull her "Flan Face"
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 22:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 0:33, archived)
# :D
*Volunteers to drop that fucker
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 15:00, archived)
# mmmm moist!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 2:03, archived)
# She's had a tug on the helium and is now squeaking her way through 'Annie's Song'.

(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 2:17, archived)
# fuckhead
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 2:48, archived)
# Tiny squirty chickens for dinner, isn't it, hmmmmmmm?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 17:55, archived)
# After:
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 2:50, archived)
# flanhead
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 3:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 3:21, archived)
# E3 BIG REVEAL!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:33, archived)
# This gets top (Bis)marks
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 21:09, archived)
# i like how he's clutching his chode
myson says the dlc on this requires timetravel

total ballache
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 21:28, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:19, archived)
# This would have been great for the Deep Sea image challenge.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:24, archived)
# sweet ball of fuck
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:25, archived)
# FEEEEEEEEB.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:26, archived)
# FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
one boiled fuck www.b3ta.com/links/1188123

spotify:track:5mrhX29YcQGnj0igdMwCWi (ThΓ© Γ  la menthe (The laser dance version) by La Caution)
spotify:track:4Li2WHPkuyCdtmokzW2007 (Ni**as In Paris by JAY Z)
spotify:track:60kLSSanmTab79mmkgvY9T (Pitbull by Jega)
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:31, archived)
# my mindgrapes
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:57, archived)
# ball so hard
fuckball

imjussayin

spotify:track:7aENwq13lwx4TLLNRDxr5P (Elder Scrolls: Oblivion by Jeremy Soule)
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 21:08, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 22:03, archived)
# this
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 22:11, archived)
# Neato, that was my 19001th post
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 22:24, archived)
# whoa
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 1:16, archived)
# bad vibes
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 2:34, archived)
# gnsh
gnshh
gnshh
gnshhhsh
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 21:17, archived)
# you too eh
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 22:12, archived)
# i liked him better in Zombieland moreso than Natural Born Killers
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 22:28, archived)
# Raves to fuck!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 22:37, archived)
# That's about as much football patriotism you'll be getting out of me.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:07, archived)
# Christ - he's no looker without his makeup, is he?
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:12, archived)
# I did a version of this butt he had a massive wang on his face
great days, great japes

imjussayin
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:25, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 21:22, archived)
# How I feel eating sour food

(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 19:50, archived)
# that's the face i make when i see reasonably priced chedda
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 17:23, archived)
# what in the name of Satan's portion....?
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 17:38, archived)
# sexy time
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 17:46, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 21:26, archived)
# El Rojo
Nice & click
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 17:58, archived)
# b3ta dead?
:(
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 18:03, archived)
# Listen very carefully, I will say this only once.....
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 19:08, archived)
#
Sam Kelly did a smelly,
Whilst standing in a Deli,
He RIPped it loud,
Stood tall and proud,
In the presence of George Melly.

You see what I've done?
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:11, archived)
# 'TLER
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:16, archived)
# YOU UTTER, UTTER...........UTTER.....BASTARD.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:26, archived)
# fisting gloves at the ready
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 19:17, archived)
# I'm sensing a message in this...
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 19:24, archived)
# funny as fuck
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 20:18, archived)
# ...'ave it...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 2:30, archived)
# Good Gooch!!! :D
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 14:56, archived)
# *glees*
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 22:21, archived)
# what are those zany Pentium II guys up to now?
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Did I miss teh compo?
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 13:54, archived)
# nice
also, very gentlemanly of you to hold off so long!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Excellent
Worth the wait!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 14:35, archived)
# unicycle implies it's a solitary thing
and about as likely to breed as a stoned panda
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Very nice, but
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 15:29, archived)
# now i'm thinking groucho marx wants to fuck a pogo stick
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 15:32, archived)
# I'm glad you recognised it as a pogo stick
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 15:38, archived)
# i've fallen off one enough times
stupid 80's fads
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 15:42, archived)
# :D
Nice work
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Hahaha nicely.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 22:23, archived)
# Quality
sir, lovely stuff!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 16:08, archived)
# excellent stuff
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 16:29, archived)
# It's no longer just a theory
with the discovery of the elusive Bradley Wiggons particle, it's now a proven law.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 16:56, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 17:38, archived)
# Presumably discovered in a cyclotron.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 18:31, archived)
# Aha! Brilliant!
*click* :)
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 18:10, archived)
# Hoorah!
Have you been gallivanting off somewhere?
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 21:51, archived)
# Lurking is my new hobby
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 8:30, archived)
# Good stuff!
*clicks*
(, Sat 14 Jun 2014, 22:23, archived)
# Brilliant work!
Bit monochrome for you though?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 22:10, archived)
# I'm having a grey period
(, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:27, archived)

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